It’s time for the last half of Shahs of Sunset Reunion. If you missed the first part you can get caught up here!
We pick up with Reza’s walk out where he goes outside because he is over heated. He is ready to be done. It almost sounds like they are forcing him to be mean to Mike, who her refers to as “the poor guy on the hotseat.” He says next you are going to bring Jessica out and we have to go through it all again! Let’s finish it! Indeed, Reza. Let’s finish it.
Oh we are going to talk about MJ and Charlie. I wonder if they will mention he was full of shit and dating someone else the whole time. MJ says she is not with Charlie anymore. He lied about his business (he doesn’t have one) and he cheated with a lot of different girls (again my sources say he had a serious girlfriend at the time who knew he was faking for the show.) GG is pissed at Charlie for taking advantage of MJ. Asa seems to be having a strange response. Possibly because MJ is not exactly telling the truth.
GG talks about Danny. Oh she is already seeing someone else and still sleeping with Danny. She’s a maneater.
Jessica is still texting the fuck out of Mike while he is on set.
Dumb Asisfa and Bobby stuff. Asifa is very dramatic. Bobby and Asifa are mostly broken up. Bobby thinks it is all Asifa’s fault. Tons of rehashing. Andy basically tries to force them to break up today. Asifa still hasn’t moved out. Everyone encourages her to move out.
Asa is on the homeland security watch list. After 9-11 homeland security approached the two people closest to Asa at her work and questioned them about the possibility of her being a terrorist. Her art does have lots of guns and veils and things and homeland security was going a little crazy at that time. The never contacted Asa directly.
They take a lunch break and during the break one of the producers tells Andy that Jessica is all ready to come out but Mike is going to let her. I don’t blame him. She wants to, but I agree with Mike and he should not allow it. Andy goes to talk with her. Jessica is in her own trailer without Mike? Jessica says she doesn’t want to go out there and be ambushed. Andy said he heard it was Mike who said she couldn’t. You can tell that is the truth. She launches into stories about how GG and the crew were talking on social media about “taking Jessica down.” There is absolutely nothing about this situation that is in the best interest of Jessica. Jessica’s fake looks radically different every time I see her.
When we return from lunch one of the producers takes Mike’s phone so he will stop texting on camera. Andy explained that Jessica will not be on the show at Mike’s request. GG does this maniacal laugh and then tears up saying she has been looking forward to this day for a year. Wow. GG. That’s just sad that you were so excited about ripping this girl a new asshole on national TV. This proves the point that Mike was right in not letting her come out. Mike says GG has wanted him for so long and that is the root of all of this. I’m sorry but I am on Team Mike. I’ve been waiting all season for the horrible things he has done and I just don’t see it. Andy seems not to believe that GG is into Mike. Apparently GG didn’t watch season one where she threw herself at him all season. Jessica is certainly not blameless in this situation but there are four of them going after her and it’s not a fair fight. Jessica is not blameless however as she told Reza she was going to wipe her ass with the $500 check gave them at the wedding, after she had cashed it.
Andy talks to Mike about the wedding. MJ didn’t come because she was not allowed a plus one. GG wasn’t invited the other hypocrites all went. This was Jessica’s wedding and I don’t think anyone should have gone that wasn’t there to support her marriage. The wedding was beautiful.
The gang pretends like they want to mend fences with Mike. Asa makes a toast. Mike does not drink. The taping ends and Reza bolts. Everyone goes out to their trailers. Reza hugs Mike. He wants to sit down with Mike and Jessica alone and work things out. GG invites Mike to go with Asa and Reza and GG for a drink. To be continued… Does that mean there is another episode? Are the cameras going to go with them? Or are they talking about next season.?