For the second week in a row I have a headache after recapping Shah of Sunset. Also, WWHL is on a half an hour early tonight so I will be unable to recap that until tomorrow due to DVR scheduling conflicts.
So it’s time for a party and Heather is going to be the first this season. Oh dear God. She has a sparkling wine brand now.
This duo goes to a juice bar and places stupid orders. I hate people who have to micromanage food and drink orders. Everyone is coming to Heather’s party except Vicki who has business in Florida. Lizzy will be there and Tamra is very emotional for some reason. Crying for no reason.
I am not going to recap this couples therapy shit. It’s ridiculous.
The trophy wife goes shopping with the athlete to add some things that she likes to add to the house the last wife decorated. Jim continues to be an asshole and doesn’t want to buy anything Meghan wants but is interested in buying something for the kid’s room. They have only been married for four months. Both of these people are just horrid creatures.
Later these two get together for a Horrid Creature summit with Heather and Terry. Bleck. Apparently, they are going to the party at Vicki’s together.
Vicki calls from Mexico because she always thinks of her when she is there. She wants to make up with Tamra. So she is throwing a Mexican themed party.
Vicky has gone all out for this party. Live music, outdoor cooking, beautiful flowers and decorations all in her beautiful back yard. Lizzie is there and about to encounter Tamra for the first time. Vicki has never looked prettier than she does this season. Whatever she’s done looks great.
We get to see the housewife, Katie, that Meghan replaced after her husband had to leave to take care of some personal issues. I’m already liking her better than Meghan. Katie is Heather’s next door neighbor at the GINORMOUS house she is building. Shannon is avoiding Tamra. Jeanna is there! Jeanna has lost some weight and looks good.
Everyone is awkward and uncomfortable at the party. Especially David and Shannon who are trying to put on a good face while everyone keeps talking about what a cute couple they are.
Meghan flirted with David at the Hoe Down last year so Shannon is less than enamored.
Brooks offers up a quick prayer for before dinner. That raised some eyebrows. Tamra brings up anal sex as a dinner topic. Meghan of course is thrilled. Shannon seems mentally exhausted. Just in the nick of time Vicki brings out a piñata. Meghan smashes the hell out of it. Shannon notices that Vicki and Tamra are holding hands. WTF? Who does that? Shannon is not thrilled with that. Later Vicki and Tamra try to out do each other on who had the worst circumstances last season. Vicki tells Tamra that she needs to shut her mouth when it comes to badmouthing Brooks.
Next Week: It’s Heathers Napa party. David and Shannon have an argument at the party. Meghan called Shannon on her private cell phone to ask her for a charity donation. Shannon is pissed someone is giving out her number.