I am happy to announce that Kim Jung Un has taken Tootsie’s place in the Tomato Therapy Program. Of course if something fucks with his plants he just kills the gardeners. But still. He makes the TamaraTattles Tomato Therapy Enforcement Department (TTTED) happy. WHY? Because he has a good attitude about the perils of gardening. ICYMI: We are talking about our gardening dramas here. Mostly.
I’ve got cheat tomato ( I don’t count the ones that came on my bush goliath as ones I have grown from the beginning until later in the season) number two in the window. I’ve had one BLT off it already! It’s sort a hard (not super juicy tomato) yet still good tomato but the other plants won’t give a real tomato for weeks prolly.
My Cherokee Purple is FINALLY not just dropping it’s stupid blooms and making fruit now that we have sun. And now that it is hot as fuck I don’t want to water anymore. I NEED to get my faucet fixed outside so I don’t have to carry water.
I got my giant linen clothes from mojowoman. I actually wore my geranium painter’s tee in size 2 for Ginonrmous today with a pair of black yoga pants to Publix for a 20 minute trip and hung it right back up. It was SOFA KING hot I actually got sweaty. I HUGE so I think most everyone should go with size 1 Ginormous in the future. 🙂 But I like a roomy top. And linen.
Now if you will excuse me, I am OBSESSED with “Spidermania Solitaire” It comes with ooky spiders that I hate but they go away once the game starts. When it rains hard here, my phone and Internet go out. I then don’t know what to do with my hands when I watch TV. So I quickly downloaded it before a big rain. Clearly, the last thing to go is your brain on this slow track toward death. It has an easy game, (which ain’t THAT easy) and a “normal” game which I have beaten ONCE in like 20 or more tries. And a hard. I may never try the hard version. There are a lot of versions out there I am playing on from Gametop that seems to have no ad or ill effects and is free. I have yet to try to see if it actually works offline. I need things that happen offline. But this game says YOU FAILED! mid game because the game (computer) can see eleventy billion plays in advance and knows I am a loser. A very, very, dumb loser. 🙁 And a masochist because I am off to play again!
I hope you all have a great week. Let me know how things are going! xoxo