It’s the finale of Blood Sweat and Heels and I’m going to try to keep it short. I am just not in the recapping mood tonight. Essentially, there will be two big event’s.
Chantelle’s Boat Party For Her Business
Chantelle would like us to believe that Forbes and CNN and major media outlets are there for her business. IIRC, her business is naked flash mobs. I’m not sure how lucrative that sort of thing is. I would image not as much as the geriatric strippers at the Clairmont Lounge make, but what do I know? Chantelle is annoying. I would not even be watching this but Geneva apparently gives Melyssa the beatdown on the boat. I don’t want to miss that. Here is what I reported in October of 2014 when this was filmed.
The step and repeat that Chantelle is pretending to give an interview in front of about how this is her Flawless Affair has about six business names on it. None of them are hers. Everyone pretends this is Chantelle’s event. They are not good actresses. Her naked girls are part of the entertainment. Kinda like the sword swallower.
Meanwhile, Melyssa decides to come for Geneva about calling out Demetria. Geneva points out it has nothing to do with her. Melyssa needs to mind her business. She just wants to bring up what she thinks is an issue between Geneva and Demetria who have already made up. Geneva needs to walk away. Melyssa says Geneva makes her want to smack the shit out of her but she won’t because she is the queen of filing lawsuits. While Melyssa and Geneva jawbone back and forth, stupid ole Arzo keeps getting all up in the middle of it trash talking Geneva. Melyssa stands up since Geneva is already standing and Geneva says,” Let me step back so you can walk away.” Melyssa almost falls off her heels and Arzo for some reason puts her hands on Geneva. BAD IDEA. Really bad.
They don’t see the actual altercation. A man asks for someone to call 911. Someone is bleeding on her chest. It doesn’t appear to be Melyssa who is ranting about how this will ruin her career. Geneva says she is leaving and security says she needs a napkin. Perhaps she is the one bleeding?
Cut to clueless Chantelle saying, “Other than the day I was born, this is going to be the best day of my life!” This is such a clusterfuck. Everyone is looking at her like WTF is she talking about
Geneva is the one bleeding one. The CAPTAIN OF THE SHIP tells her she cannot leave even though she is no longer on the ship. He says, “I know you are in pain right now, but you cannot leave.”
Melyssa says that Geneva had her hands on her friend (Arzo) so she was trying to pull the two of them apart. Then a tussle started and she “counter-charges” (we call that defending oneself) me.
Geneva admits to throwing an ice bucket, but Melyssa threw glass. Melyssa is having a meltdown about her career and acting a full at a huge party with tons of cameras. Meanwhile, Geneva is being placed in handcuffs on the dock. That’s just wrong. Geneva doesn’t seem drunk but Melyssa does.
Wait is that Melyssa leaving in an ambulance with 15 EMTs surrounding her while Geneva is the one that got cut up and she is leaving in cuffs? WTF?
The next day Daisy calls to check on Melyssa who is not answering. Melyssa got three staples in her head according to Arzo. Daisy prays for both Melyssa and Geneva who was still in jail. She was not release for 24 hours. Chantelle goes to check on Geneva. Geneva apologies to Chantelle for getting out of hand at the party. Geneva says she had every opportunity to walk away and she should have. Geneva got stiches on her breast. Since she was delayed medical attention, she will likely have a keloid scar permanently. I do not understand why she wasn’t seen by the plethora of EMTs who showed up. Geneva says she is not going to the wedding.
Drama continues about who is and is not invited. It turns out that Melyssa, Chantelle and Geneva end up not going to the wedding. I don’t think Daisy and Mica did either. They actually showed very little of the wedding. Mostly just the vows. Demetria’s daddy gave a sweet speech.
Daisy Celebrates the End of Radiation
All of this time she has been wanting a drink. Daisy, Mica and Chantelle get together for a champagne celebration! Yep, Daisy gets a text from the wedding showing the pictures. They were not invited. But ARZO was? Everyone is confused by that. Chantelle asks Daisy if she is cancer free. Daisy says she is in remission.