Tamara Tattles

Come for the tea. Stay for the shade.

  • COMMENTING RULES!
  • RHOA
  • RHOBH
  • RHOD
  • RHONY
  • RHONJ
  • RHOOC
  • RHOP
  • RHOSLC
  • Shahs of Sunset
  • Pump Rules
  • Southern Charm
  • Below Deck
  • MDLLA
  • Summer House
  • Top Chef
  • WWHL
  • Killing Eve
  • Open Forum
  • MAFS
  • 90 Day
  • Floribama
  • FT
You are here: Home / RHOBH / Brandi Glanville / Brandi Glanville Loses Her Request to Have Joanna Krupa’s Lawsuit Dismissed

Brandi Glanville Loses Her Request to Have Joanna Krupa’s Lawsuit Dismissed

June 13, 2015 by tamaratattles 114 Comments

RHOBH Brandi 2

In case you missed it, Joanna Krupa has filed a defamation lawsuit against Brandi Glanville for comments Brandi made on Watch What Happens Live on November 11, 2013. Click here to see the hysterical letter Brandi received from Joanna’s lawyers.   I just can’t imagine suing someone for saying that you slept with someone who was married and that someone said that your lady garden didn’t smell like flowers and sunshine.

It’s almost two years later and the only time I hear about Joanna Krupa is when someone is covering this lawsuit. Or when Brandi brings it up. This would all be long forgotten if these two didn’t keep it in the news.

Gifs courtesy of RealityTV GIFS
Gifs courtesy of RealityTV GIFS

According to documents obtained by Scene in the Tropics, a Miami Herald Blog, on June 2, 2015, Brandi’s attorneys filed a motion to dismiss and on June 9th, the Miami-Dade 11th Circuit Court denied the motion and was ordered to answer the compliant on or before June 22, 2015.

Despite all of this playing out in the Miami court system, the day after the motion to dismiss was filed, Brandi decided to poke Joanna once again when they both oddly ended up dining at the same L.A. restaurant on June 3rd. Brandi sent a fish dish to Joanna during her dinner as yet another public attempt to suggest that Joanna’s vajayjay reeks of fish. I thought it was hysterical. Was it smart? No. Not in light of the ongoing court battle. That forty dollar salmon entrée will end up costing Brandi a few more dollars in putative damages if this case really goes to trial.

Brandi should have really listened to Ross Matthews when he told her she needs to sit down with Joanna and apologize and try to work things out on his podcast earlier this week.

Share this:

  • Tweet

Related

Filed Under: Brandi Glanville, Entertainment News, Joanna Krupa, Lisa Vanderpump, Mohamed Hadid, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Real Housewives of Miami, RHOBH, RHOM, Watch What Happens Live, WWHL, Yolanda Foster Tagged With: Brandi Glanville, Court News, Entertainment, Entertainment News, idiots, Joanna Krupa, Lisa Vanderpump, Miami, Miami-Dade 11th Circuit Court, Mohammad Hadid, Morons, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Real Housewives of Miami, RHOBH, RHOM, stupid shit, Watch What Happens Live, WWHL, Yolanda Foster

About tamaratattles

Come for the tea. Stay for the shade. Not for the easily offended. You're a special snowflake just like everyone else.

Comments

  1. NeverBeenJaxed says

    June 13, 2015 at 9:52 pm

    In one of her RHOBH talking heads Brandi mentioned that her mother’s advice to her was, something along the lines of “as long as people are talking about you there’s nothing to worry about, it’s when they stop talking is when it’s time to worry”. IDK if I agree with this.

    And the salmon stunt was funny too. Not smart, but a real zinger. Totally Brandi-like.

    Reply
    • Katie says

      June 14, 2015 at 12:19 pm

      It was juvenile and amateur. Only a fellow simpleton would appreciate it.

      Reply
      • tamaratattles says

        June 14, 2015 at 12:39 pm

        If by “simpleton” you mean someone with a sense of humor, sure.

        Reply
      • GirlFromKY says

        June 14, 2015 at 12:56 pm

        I agree with you Katie. To each is their own, but I dont remotely find it humorous other than thinking it’s funny Brandi continues to confirm that she is an unquestionable piece of shit.

        Reply
      • sequoia says

        June 14, 2015 at 1:48 pm

        Gee Tamara, didn’t you find it humorous? I’d hardly call you a simpleton, not publicly anyway.

        Reply
      • tamaratattles says

        June 14, 2015 at 2:05 pm

        The fish dish? I found it hysterical. I mean if I ever run into Sheree at a place that sells good fish tacos….

        Reply
    • Sliceo'pie says

      June 16, 2015 at 4:30 pm

      I don’t believe for a second that her mother said that-another one of her lies. We’ve seen the mother on the show a few times and I just don’t buy it. Brandi just utters whatever pops in her head like a 4 year old.

      Reply
  2. Renee says

    June 13, 2015 at 9:57 pm

    It’s repulsive to continue this absorb topic. However, Brandi is in NO position to broadcast the climate of anyone else’s lady parts, considering the state of her own. She had admitted to multiple bouts of HPV, and crabs. Also her penchant for having unprotected sexual with any man that will stick it to her leads me to believe she should be tending to her own disease riddled lady garden and stop discussing Joanna’s.

    Reply
    • marval99 says

      June 14, 2015 at 7:26 am

      Well stated. Brandi is a slut. She’ll “dish it out” anywhere/anyplace to anyone. She deserves her STD’s. She’s earned them. And her mouth always spouts warm brown stuff. Additionally, if her lips are moving (with the exception of a Bjob), she’s lying.

      Reply
      • Psylocke says

        June 14, 2015 at 8:44 pm

        What disgusting things to say. You sound infinitely WORSE than Brandi.

        Reply
    • Merilyn Zallan Ulrich says

      June 14, 2015 at 11:25 am

      I don’t care for either Brandi or Joanna. I find them both untalented and useless. But, Brandi is a pig and her actions speak louder than her words. I hope she gets taken to the cleaners by Joanna and finally has to put up or shut up. I am tired of this woman and her disgusting mouth. Every single part of her existence smells bad.

      Reply
      • tamaratattles says

        June 14, 2015 at 12:34 pm

        I think y’alls (justified) dislike for Brandi is clouding the issue. Ironically, several of you have libeled Brandi in a similar fashion right here in comments while ranting about bullying out of the other side of your mouths. Brandi is a cunt satchel. There is no doubt about it. But Joanna is not any better. They are two peas in a pod.

        I don’t know what this country is coming to that two bitches in a war of nasty words suddenly think it appropriate to tie up our already ridiculously overburdened court system to mediate a verbal sparring between to women to set the record straight on how someone’s genital smell.

        If Shaniqua and Becky down at the trailer park tried to take a similar case into civil court they’d be laughed out the door. This is just two attention whores wasting government tax dollars. ​

        On Sun, Jun 14, 2015 at 11:25 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

        >

        Reply
        • KatherineNola says

          June 14, 2015 at 1:11 pm

          Ok, good point. I just want Brandi to be nailed for all her mean, nasty stuff. Clearly I need to work on that issue!

          Reply
  3. Powell says

    June 13, 2015 at 10:03 pm

    I hope Joanna has Brandi paying lawyers fees for yrs to come. I’m not a big fan of Joanna’s but Brandi is an idiot for someone who claimed she didn’t have money to pay lawyers fees when Eddie wanted money back from her. She was using an egg timer counting how long she was talking to her lawyer. Idiot!!!

    Reply
    • gessiewtf says

      June 15, 2015 at 11:36 am

      I don’t think Joanna Krupa really cares if she wins or not, the victory is in making Brandi accountable for her never-ending slander with the only thing that matters to her, money. I’ll bet her lawyer is instructed to make this go on as long as possible so Brandi feels the sting of lawyer fees. Of course it is a frivolous suit. Joanna let it pass time and time again, until she had finally had it. Nobody is taking money away from your children, (as if they have to worry about that) but you. Is that a lesson she will ever learn? No. Because she is never wrong and she is never sorry. J.Krupa has some redeeming qualities, she is an animal rights activist and didn’t find her charitable side when she was trying to sell wine. It comes from the heart.

      Reply
  4. KB says

    June 13, 2015 at 10:05 pm

    If I had to choose between the 2 of them… I think I’ll go with JK. Even if JK doesn’t win the lawsuit, I’m sure it will be worth it to her to drag BG into court, and as far as sending that fish over to her in that restaurant, that was so juvenile. Who over the age of 21 does that?

    Reply
  5. cawoman23 says

    June 13, 2015 at 10:15 pm

    The claim of defamation by knowingly making false statements will be interesting. To “prove” she knowingly made a false statement, I assume they will have to call Hadid, Yolanda and Lisa to the stand to declare they never made such a statement to Brandi, and maybe even that they contradicted her comment after round #1. Imagine their ire at having to be hauled into court in Florida for this nonsense??

    How does she have real and tangible damages? I know she claims loss of income, but what does she have to do to prove loss of income? Find designers to say eww if she smells bad downtown, I don’t want to hire her?

    This has to be one of the stupidest lawsuits I have ever read about. I’m sure the experience was really humiliating, but by broadcasting this and filing a lawsuit all she has done is ensure that a lot more people are aware of it. Did she start with a cease and desist letter?

    The depositions are going to be VERY interesting. They may make depos asking questions about loss of consortium look dainty 🙂

    Reply
    • Queen of the Nile says

      June 14, 2015 at 7:37 am

      I agree with what you’ve said — the real issue is the false statement. Did, – or did not -Mohammed Hadid say in front of Brandi that Joanna’s pussy smelled. I don’t see how Hadid can get out having to answer this if proceedings go forward. He must be so pissed off. Also, as others have pointed out, the court documentation is going to be hilarious. There is no way around having in print the words “pussy” and “smell.” I can just see the legal teams and the court staff completely snickering and trying to hold it together. What a circus!

      Reply
    • Becky Grey says

      June 14, 2015 at 9:04 am

      I don’t remember Lisa being in the area when it was said. That has to be very uncomfortable knowing someone you slapped humiliated and just were nasty to will be the one to testify in YOUR defense. (Lisa) The other person is Yo, who does not want to have confrontation with Mohammed or side with Brandi over Mohammed and Lisa.
      This is going to be funny.

      Reply
      • Elizabeth says

        June 15, 2015 at 5:34 pm

        I don’t think Lisa would testify on Brandi’s behalf. She and Muhammed are best friends. I would think she would testify that Muhammed never slept with KP or said anything about her lady parts smelling.

        Reply
    • Katie says

      June 14, 2015 at 12:22 pm

      Loss of income has less to do with a smelly vagina and more to do with being labeled a homewrecker. Angelina Jolie made it out okay, but most home wreckers don’t fare as well. Look at lee Ann rimes.

      Reply
      • tamaratattles says

        June 14, 2015 at 12:36 pm

        Yes, Leann Rimes is practically in the poor house. #eyeroll

        Reply
      • cawoman23 says

        June 14, 2015 at 1:39 pm

        Maybe she was referring to the husbands they snagged 🙂

        Reply
      • Katie says

        June 14, 2015 at 7:33 pm

        Logic error. Just because lee Ann rimes isn’t in the poor house doesn’t mean she made out okay.

        Reply
        • tamaratattles says

          June 14, 2015 at 8:09 pm

          ​She seems just fine to me. Other than, you know, all the Brandiloons that harass her on the internet and can’t move on from shit that happened 8 years ago. Some people just have nothing better to do it sees. Sad.

          On Sun, Jun 14, 2015 at 7:33 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

          >

          Reply
      • Mari Anne Souza says

        June 15, 2015 at 1:12 pm

        Eddie was the one married to Brandi, he wrecked the home he was living in. Nobody forced him to do anything.

        Reply
    • Merilyn Zallan Ulrich says

      June 14, 2015 at 3:07 pm

      Very interesting…those depos will be fascinating reading material for future law students. May even talk them out of being lawyers!! I agree with TT that this does tie up an already messed up legal system where there are IMPORTANT cases lined up and awaiting trials and hearings. Both ladies just love the publicity and even though the issues are rather smelly….I guess any news is good news to members of Fame Whores Inc. The only thing that surprises me about the “fish dish” is that Brandi could afford to pay for it.

      Reply
      • tamaratattles says

        June 14, 2015 at 3:34 pm

        ​Well Brandi or whoever she was dining with.

        On Sun, Jun 14, 2015 at 3:07 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

        >

        Reply
      • The Lady Cocotte says

        June 14, 2015 at 4:45 pm

        My first thought was fame whore & fame whore-ier. But I have to give it to Brandi for the fish dish stunt. Hysterical! Although I’m sure her dinner partner thought it up (BG isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed).

        Reply
    • gessiewtf says

      June 15, 2015 at 11:38 am

      Oh, I don’t think Mohammed or Lisa would have any ire at all at being called to Florida to testify. I am sure they would be delighted. Yolanda will no doubt be to sick. Would she take the stand against Mohammed for Brandi? Not in a million years.

      Reply
  6. Chiisaimiss says

    June 13, 2015 at 10:37 pm

    Living in the MIA, this makes sense. Everyone is out of town, continuousness up the wazoo, idk how anyone gets to an actual trial case here. Brandi is funny but dumb. This case is Ridiculous but Brandi is determined to make an actual lawsuit with her actions and behavior. SMH.. Who is going to dispute the “fishy” nature of Jo’s Vagina? Her Gyno? Stop. Just Stop

    Reply
  7. Josie says

    June 13, 2015 at 10:46 pm

    Didnt Brandi originally say that Yolanda accused Mo of cheating and then changed her story that it was Lisa and Mohammed? Anyway, both vehemently denied it. Multiple times. Even if it was said it should never have been repeated.

    How many times should Brandi be allowed to call Joanna an adulterer and malign her rep on a national platform before she fights back? She cant even enjoy a dinner in peace with her husband. Good for Joanna. Instead of her obsession with Joanna’s VJJ Brandi should focus on tending to her self admitted STD crab infested lady parts and try to keep her tampon string out of the news. Maybe that is where the fish smell is coming from.

    Reply
    • Lisa m says

      June 14, 2015 at 12:45 am

      100% agree. I’d sue too and bring my Gyno and whomever else needed to shut that B down. Ughhhhhhh go away Brandi because you are so not relevant and this press isn’t going to get you back on BH

      Reply
    • Josie says

      June 14, 2015 at 8:45 am

      Just to clarify my remark, when Hadid denied saying that about Joanna he did admit that cheating broke up his marriage to Yo. (My comment may be read as though he denied that too). He just said that Joanna was not the woman he was involved with at the time and they were just friends. By the way, how humiliating for the Gigi and Bella. Nice Brandi.

      Reply
  8. kk bella says

    June 14, 2015 at 12:05 am

    Done. Take out the trash. Don’t look back.

    Reply
  9. Frosty says

    June 14, 2015 at 12:53 am

    Brandi just couldn’t let the moment pass and let Joanna be the fuckwit on WWHL without comment. It’s like Brandi’s compelled to up the ante, usually by going straight into the gutter and daring her opponent to top it. I don’t like Brandi, or Kim either, yet I feel for them – in the sense they both had this huge opportunity and each in her own way let it slip right through her fingers.

    Reply
  10. lisamia says

    June 14, 2015 at 3:25 am

    I am guessing this is making Brandi jump for joy because it’s the only thing about her that is making any kind of news.

    Reply
  11. JustJenn says

    June 14, 2015 at 6:23 am

    Maybe the Judge is a fan of RHOBH? I think this is a stupid lawsuit, but Brandi thinks that she can say anything about anyone and then giggle and pretend that she was “just playing” when in reality she being malicious.

    Reply
    • Mari Anne Souza says

      June 15, 2015 at 1:16 pm

      I wish Joanna would just have hired someone to beat the shi*t out of Brandi.

      Reply
  12. T D says

    June 14, 2015 at 6:40 am

    Joanna should have sent Brandi a Bloody Mary.

    Reply
    • Ann Montclair says

      June 14, 2015 at 8:35 am

      Ha! Good one!

      Reply
  13. Microop says

    June 14, 2015 at 7:36 am

    Sending the fish is borderline harassing someone. She should learn to leave people alone

    Reply
    • Minky says

      June 15, 2015 at 6:18 am

      Yes, Brandi is stupid for her actions. But suing someone over a stupid insult is flat out harassment, not just borderline. It’s particularly vicious if you know the person you’re suing doesn’t have a lot of money. They’re both revolting, but Joanna took this stupid shit too far. Her efforts to legally stick it to Brandi have resulted in all of tabloid-land talking about her putrid, stinking vajeen. Ew.

      Reply
      • Mari Anne Souza says

        June 15, 2015 at 1:17 pm

        It’s actually perfect revenge, if you know the person you’re suing doesn’t have a lot of money.

        Reply
      • ooopsi (@hobbyath) says

        June 15, 2015 at 5:44 pm

        Hang on a second Minky. How about BG calling Ramona a crack head on twitter. How about her comments on Kenya? – thank god she did tone those down. Now she starts going after Betthenny. Enough. This simpleton-BG has to be stopped. I am sure Joanna could care less about monetary damages reward, just stop talking idiocy. Focus on finding a new house to trash Brandi #getoffmytv.

        Reply
        • tamaratattles says

          June 15, 2015 at 6:12 pm

          ​If spouting idiocy is stopped by the court system, I m going to need a bigger donate button. I believe it would take repealing the first amendment and not some silly judge in Miami. It could still happen though. Obama has taken to ruling the country by executive order on his way out of the White House and on to Hollywood.

          On Mon, Jun 15, 2015 at 5:44 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

          >

          Reply
      • Minky says

        June 16, 2015 at 1:19 am

        Tamara, thank you for talking sense.

        I understand that people find Brandi disgusting. I’m one of those people too. Can’t stand Brandi. But suing over a pussy insult is just stupid. What we got here is two pigs rolling around, having a mud fight. That only outcome possible is two mud caked pigs.

        On what fucking grounds is Joanna suing? How does that insult hurt her in a tangible or financial way? Does she use her pussy to make a living? Is that why she wants folks to think it doesn’t stink? Is that why Brandi’s comments are ground for a libel suit?

        Jesus, where you at?!!! Somebody call the Roto-Rooter! Get the snake! Brandi and Joanna are both stopped up with shit.

        Reply
  14. Maerie says

    June 14, 2015 at 8:59 am

    I say: good. Some way, some how, Brandi Glanville needs to understand limits and boundaries — for far too long, she has essentially evaded the consequences of her poor judgement and mean-spirited actions. It’s way past time, this girl needs to learn some important life lessons about how you treat people in general, but especially how you treat your friends (think: Lisa Vanderpump).

    Brandi Glanville is a vile, mean, craven, despicable human being with no moral compass–sending the salmon to Joanna and Roman at dinner…really? Way to fan the flames Brandi. Way to generate more negative publicity for yourself. But I guess she thrives on that, as we heard this week during her interview with William Shatner that she learned to be mischevious and to create drama to attract attention to herself as a child. That tactic is one she still uses. Guess what? It’s boring and selfish. It’s not interesting. It’s desperate and childish.

    I hope Joanna takes her to the cleaners.

    Reply
    • KatherineNola says

      June 14, 2015 at 10:09 am

      @maerie your comment was spot on. I don’t care what this costs anyone I think it is high time Brandi is held accountable in a legal forum. Everything is always called j
      “Just a joke” by her when called on it. I also think she is extremely jealous of a younger, beautiful woman-JK. I hope it is drug out and Brandi is made to pay big time. Obviously im not a lawyer although I like to think I am
      one along with a dr and various other professionals. Swear I’m
      Not on too many meds!

      Y’all are so uplifting to me while I go through a really hard time right now and with TT, I want to thank each and every commenter. I come here and regardless of any comments I agree with or not, I somehow feel y’all have become friends. Apologies for sapiness.

      Reply
    • cawoman23 says

      June 14, 2015 at 2:01 pm

      Good point on Brandi’s boundary issue. She loves to paint a picture of her being “unfiltered” but this time around it’s going to cost her $$$$

      Reply
    • Microop says

      June 14, 2015 at 2:41 pm

      For someone who asks people to treat her with compassion even tho she is trashy, she doesn’t demonstrate compassion to her trashy peers!

      Reply
      • Minky says

        June 15, 2015 at 6:24 am

        No question. Brandi is trashy as fuck. I just can’t believe this is an actual lawsuit. Her boundary issues won’t be remedied by this. This creature doesn’t know when to stop. She’s one of the most calculating, underhanded, horrible Wives in all of the franchises. Like, she’s tied with Tamra Judge. Maybe this whole thing is a publicity stunt? I don’t know what to believe anymore.

        Reply
  15. Sammie says

    June 14, 2015 at 9:00 am

    Does Brandi not have any real friends to tell her she needs to apologize and then shut up. All the possible witnesses to this case, Mohammed, Yolanda, Lisa V, must be pissed at Brandi putting them in the middle of this circus. I know Ross tried to talk some sense to her but maybe an off the record come to Jesus meeting might work better.

    Reply
    • Sali says

      June 14, 2015 at 12:44 pm

      I’ve asked myself the same question about Brandi’s friends. She claims to have many “ride or die” girlfriends, but are they only there to tell her what she wants to hear? I have a small group of friends that I’ve known since HS/college years & I can guarantee you that if I behaved the way Brandi does, one or all of them would be telling me to check my boundaries & tune my filter. Some of her girlfriends seem mature & as having their shit together. I don’t get it. Oh, and can someone please explain to me what the hell “Ride or Die” even means?!

      Reply
      • Microop says

        June 14, 2015 at 2:51 pm

        Ride or Die originates from urban culture. It means a friend or a partner that is willing to go down with you (as a drug dealer) if the cops get involved. They won’t flip. It really annoys me how much Brandi appropriates black culture.

        Reply
        • Sali says

          June 14, 2015 at 3:20 pm

          Thanks Microop! It annoys me immensely that she does that, too. It’s
          a frequent hashtag for her.

          Reply
  16. Katie says

    June 14, 2015 at 12:18 pm

    You can’t imagine suing someone if you are a public figure and you were accused of sleeping with a married man and breaking up a marriage?

    I certainly would.

    Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      June 14, 2015 at 12:38 pm

      That is what is wrong with America. Everyone is so easily bothered. Celebrities have nasty rumors about them all the time. Pouring gasoline on the fire is not the answer.

      Reply
    • Laura says

      June 14, 2015 at 1:39 pm

      No I wouldn’t, be best way to deal with that is move on and prove people wrong by your actions, not dredging it up over and over again which is JK is doing. But hey we are talking about her right? I think RHOM got cancelled.. so filing this suit is a good way to stay in the media and on our minds.

      Reply
    • Mari Anne Souza says

      June 15, 2015 at 1:18 pm

      Eddie broke up his own marriage.

      Reply
  17. RVA says

    June 14, 2015 at 1:21 pm

    Who paid for the fish dish?

    Reply
    • tootsie says

      June 14, 2015 at 1:27 pm

      Bravo.

      Reply
      • Laura says

        June 14, 2015 at 1:39 pm

        Best reply ever.

        Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      June 14, 2015 at 1:58 pm

      ​Brandi.

      Seriously, have you guys never been out and had someone send you something from the kitchen or sent a dish to someone? A bottle of champagne? A shot of tequila? Sometimes it is someone you know seated across the restaurant. Someone who is interested in getting to know you. Person A says to their waiter “I’d like to order the salmon entrée. Please send it to person B with my compliments.

      Jesus. I thought I was the hermit here.

      On Sun, Jun 14, 2015 at 1:21 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

      >

      Reply
      • cawoman23 says

        June 14, 2015 at 2:08 pm

        Geez I miss having someone send me a drink *sigh*

        I’ve never been the “sender,” but once my husband and I were dining out with my in-laws in Passdena. We spotted Willie Shoemaker, who was still a jockey and racing at nearby Santa Anita. My FIL sent him a dessert, which (not surprisingly) he politely declined. I was embarrassed at the time but find it hilarious now. Who sends a jockey a fattening DESSERT??

        Reply
        • tamaratattles says

          June 14, 2015 at 2:19 pm

          ​Back in the glorious 80s I never paid for a drink.

          More recently partying in St. Lucia a bought a married man a semi pricey cigar which he seemed to really want but not want to pay for. I was having drinks with him and his wife. I have a tendancy to buy people things when I’m drinking…

          On Sun, Jun 14, 2015 at 2:08 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

          >

          Reply
        • KatherineNola says

          June 14, 2015 at 3:24 pm

          I pay for law enforcement meals all the time but tell the server not to tell them. Who. Don’t want the recognition. Would like someone to send me some shit. Preferably a hot guy

          Reply
      • Laura says

        June 14, 2015 at 4:57 pm

        I figured Totsie was being sarcastic, that’s how I took it. Obviously Brandi paid for the fish, but Bravo pays her, and this little feud is good for their ratings..

        Reply
      • tootsie says

        June 14, 2015 at 5:58 pm

        TT: Have you lost your sense of humor? It appears so.

        Reply
        • tamaratattles says

          June 14, 2015 at 6:15 pm

          ​Did I miss something funny? I mean funnier that a request for a jury trial to prove your snatch doesn’t reek? Because that’s sort of a high bar.

          On Sun, Jun 14, 2015 at 5:58 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

          >

          Reply
      • tootsie says

        June 14, 2015 at 6:16 pm

        Laura:
        You are correct. I was being sarcastic. Guess TT’s the only one who has ever had a freebie or sent a freebie on this blog. *sigh*

        Reply
        • tamaratattles says

          June 14, 2015 at 6:18 pm

          ​What are your panties in a wad about now?

          On Sun, Jun 14, 2015 at 6:16 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

          >

          Reply
      • hannahkingrose says

        June 16, 2015 at 12:14 am

        I’m with Tamara. I can’t believe none of you have never had even a drink bought for you. I’m not saying it’s happened recently but within the last 10 years I’ve had drinks sent over to my table. I’d always buy the first one so it would be easier for

        Reply
  18. Laura says

    June 14, 2015 at 1:37 pm

    Okay a couple of observations.. Do the Miami courts have nothing better to do than to mediate two rich, spoiled, aging models’ war of words? Also how is JK going to prove she doesn’t have a smelly snatch? Will she hire a Smelly Snatch expert? Will the judge have to smell it in open court to decide? This is insane, just insane.

    Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      June 14, 2015 at 2:00 pm

      ​Thank you Laura. I thought maybe all the same commenters brains had been eaten by aliens for a minute.

      On Sun, Jun 14, 2015 at 1:37 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

      >

      Reply
      • Rebecca Bartholow says

        June 14, 2015 at 3:54 pm

        I wonder what a Smelly Snatch Expert gets paid. I have a male friend who lost his job a few months ago and would probably volunteer for this position.

        Reply
      • More Tea Please! says

        June 14, 2015 at 10:15 pm

        Not to mention, they would have to prove that the Cootch was or WAS NOT ripe at the time that the comment was allegedly made. Wouln’t that require a Cootch Stank Regression Analysis of some sort?

        Reply
        • tamaratattles says

          June 14, 2015 at 11:32 pm

          Even is Mohammed li…um denies sleeping with Joanna under oath, Joanna has to prove that Brandi knew it to be a lie at the time she said it. Mohamed’s age is oddly difficult to determine online but I’d guestimate him at being in his early 70s. Joanna is 36 or so. So even if we give Mohamed the age of 66. What is the normal relationship between rich old men and beautiful women three or four decades their junior? If Mohammed claims he was just friends with Joanna, what sort of activities did they enjoy together?

          Because Joe Francis was very clear about what he said he (Joe) and Mo did with Joanna. on RHOM. Brandi needs to call Joe Francis for the defense.

          This will be the trial of the century!

          On Sun, Jun 14, 2015 at 10:15 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

          >

          Reply
    • fivecatsownme says

      June 14, 2015 at 3:56 pm

      Will the court will appoint a marshal or bailiff to monitor J.K. for a week before the trial to make sure she doesn’t douche or use any feminine hygiene product excellent except for soap and water? Talk about wasting money. The loser will have to pay court costs fans attorney’s fees, but this brings as whole new meaning to litigious society. What a waste of time and money.
      The salmon dish was priceless. I still am amazed by Brandi showing that amount of imagination and sarcastic humor. She seems like she is utterly lacking in humor.

      Reply
  19. Josie says

    June 14, 2015 at 2:55 pm

    Brandi wrote in her book about STD’s. Where is the libel if she says it herself. This is not a national tv show. Brandi is not a model. She wont repulse potential employers from putting her VJJ in a bikini.

    Yo, Hadid and Lisa said they didnt say it and Hadid said that he did not commit adultery with Joanna. Wouldnt an affidavit from each individual be enough to win the case?? She refuses to leave this woman alone. It has been two years. Did she apologize and say she wouldnt say it anymore? Maybe she would have dropped the case. This is only hilarious because it is not us.

    Reply
    • Laura says

      June 14, 2015 at 5:01 pm

      Brandi is as much a model as JK is today, both of them had their peaks many moons ago. That is why this is sooo entertaining to me. Jk and Brandi are so very much alike which is probably why they can’t stand each other.

      Reply
      • Rozanna says

        June 15, 2015 at 4:07 am

        You are sooo right!

        Reply
      • gessiewtf says

        June 15, 2015 at 11:44 am

        Not quite true. Joanna is still very popular in Poland.

        Reply
    • Laura says

      June 14, 2015 at 5:04 pm

      Nope affidavits are not proof when you can get actual physical proof. I would demand to have a 3rd party sniff her snatch and as fivecatsownme said above the court will have to make sure JK doesn’t do anything to alter the natural smell of her snatch. She wanted to take it to court, Brandi’s lawyers can make this very difficult for her too. By the way that’s who wins here, the lawyers…

      Reply
      • tamaratattles says

        June 14, 2015 at 5:06 pm

        ​Perhaps is would be acceptable if a few dozen people with first hand knowledge of Joanna’s ….er… scent all took the stand and described the smell.

        On Sun, Jun 14, 2015 at 5:04 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

        >

        Reply
  20. Jane Grey says

    June 14, 2015 at 3:48 pm

    I lived in LA for many years and learned a lot about the world of “high class call girls”. I had Johanna pegged as a (former?) call girl as soon as I saw her. It is like this hidden world that people without experience in can’t recognize, but once your eyes have been open to it, you see these women everywhere (in cosmopolitan cities mainly). Mohamed can’t admit publicly to being a part of that world, but to sophisticated worldly people who run in those circles it is a given(like Lisa Vanderpump). As usual it looks like Brandi may be a pot calling a kettle black. I see a bunch of red flags on her also. For example, one of her favorite hangouts, Dan Tanna’s is Beverly Hills, is a high price hooker haven.

    Reply
    • Josie says

      June 14, 2015 at 5:59 pm

      Hi Laura, I believe all men who are wealthy whether CEOs, atheletes, movie stars and millionaires frequent call girls. I wouldnt be able to recognize them but will take your word for it. Hadid is pretty homely if you ask me so that wouldnt surprise me in the least.

      Curious. How can you tell?? Spill the tea! Oh, alledgedly of course ☺

      Reply
      • tamaratattles says

        June 14, 2015 at 6:17 pm

        ​Ask you daddy, Josie. I mean you know since all men go to call girls. He’d be a good source.

        On Sun, Jun 14, 2015 at 5:59 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

        >

        Reply
      • Josie says

        June 14, 2015 at 6:38 pm

        Sorry, it is a stereotype.

        Reply
    • Maisey says

      June 14, 2015 at 6:05 pm

      Okaaaay. Now I’ve heard it all.
      You can just tell by looking at a woman she is a high priced call girl. And those of us without “experience” in this “hidden world” can’t detect this.

      I’ve heard of Gaydar before. Is your secret power in this hidden world called “Ho-dar”?
      No offense meant—just having a little bit of fun with your provacative comment.
      And…..remembering the many times I have dined at Dan Tana’s. lol.

      Reply
      • Laura says

        June 15, 2015 at 5:09 pm

        Ho-dar!!! I’m going to use this term from now on!! Lol

        Reply
    • gessiewtf says

      June 15, 2015 at 11:46 am

      Brandi claims in her book that she was moved from San Fran to a beautiful home in L.A. with another “model’ to be arm candy for a man in exchange for free rent. She claims she never had to sleep wit the guy. Not buying that last bit.

      Reply
  21. lisamia says

    June 14, 2015 at 4:03 pm

    Had a thought: Maybe since they are both attention whores and no longer have HW jobs, they are trying to get the trial on to Judge Judy.

    Reply
    • Jane Grey says

      June 14, 2015 at 4:40 pm

      Wow, what a flash of genius!

      Reply
    • Josie says

      June 14, 2015 at 5:45 pm

      Lol! I would love to see Judge Judy handle this

      Reply
      • tamaratattles says

        June 14, 2015 at 5:51 pm

        I’d like to see any judge handle this. It’s less than two hours to fly down to MIA. I have more than enough miles to go… ​

        On Sun, Jun 14, 2015 at 5:45 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

        >

        Reply
  22. nonawin says

    June 14, 2015 at 4:08 pm

    I saw Sheree at Loredo Nuevo Resturant,LOL they have great fish taco”s

    Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      June 14, 2015 at 5:04 pm

      ​I hear she likes a good fish taco!

      On Sun, Jun 14, 2015 at 4:08 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

      >

      Reply
      • Sammie says

        June 15, 2015 at 6:50 am

        Bwahaha

        Reply
  23. J.D. (@JaMailMail) says

    June 14, 2015 at 5:19 pm

    idc. If that fish dinner costs her several more thousand, then so what, it was WORTH it!

    Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      June 14, 2015 at 5:45 pm

      I’d like a judge to TRY to award damages for someone buying them dinner. ​

      On Sun, Jun 14, 2015 at 5:19 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

      >

      Reply
  24. janagoodwin9 says

    June 14, 2015 at 6:38 pm

    I would pay good money to sit on the jury questioning process…”Sir, have you ever been with a woman who smelled of fish?” Or “Madam, have you, at any time in your life, had a stinky vagina?”

    Reply
    • Maisey says

      June 14, 2015 at 7:16 pm

      Do the depositions arrive with a Scratch and Sniff page?
      Just asking.

      Reply
    • Katherine says

      June 14, 2015 at 7:59 pm

      Poor Joanna! I hope she gets medical help for her fetid lady parts. Certainly, Joanna is one of the most rare of women: the sad genetic mishap that results in a funky vagina. While the rest of womankind – at least 99 percent of us – go about our days giving off wafts of roses, lilacs and fresh-mown grass from our delicate flowers of womanhood, this pathetic creature makes passers by crinkle their noses and turn away, gagging and retching.
      Oh, the inhumanity of Brandi to mock this this unfortunate soul.
      Seriously? How can ANYONE prove their vagina farts flowers every minute of every day? I hope Lifetime makes a movie of the trial. 🙂

      Reply
  25. bossishere says

    June 14, 2015 at 7:36 pm

    Brandi deserves what she gets. She is acting like an idiot!!!!!!!!! She needs to grow up. Her sons probably act more mature than their mother.

    Reply
    • More Tea Please! says

      June 14, 2015 at 11:26 pm

      One thing’s for sure, Brandi’s mouth is fouler than Johanna’s Fetid Flower…

      Reply
  26. breelee says

    June 15, 2015 at 2:08 am

    1st world problems huh? I keep hearing “I know you are but what am I?” playing in my head. I saw a show on odd jobs, and they actually have “sniffers” smell underarms to test out how well deodorants work. I wonder if they’d accept hazard pay and end this circus. It’d be hysterical to make JK do heavy lifting, jog, have sex, etc. to see if there’s a point she starts reeking. Not fair to Brandi if they sniff after a shower or a summers eve.

    JK needs to let it go, if only for Brandi’s sons. I personally would have a hard time causing a mom financial ruin over something so darn stupid. Both of them should shut up, and any decent Judge would have thrown this out.

    Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      June 15, 2015 at 2:21 am

      What Joanna Krupa is proving in this lawsuit is SHE IS DUMBER THAN BRANDI.

      Jesus Christ. I have people libeling me all over the Internet claiming that I beg all my commenters for money. It’s insulting but It’s THE INTERNET! Who cares what people say?

      I prefer to sue people for stealing my posts to use on sites who take my stuff for their ad revenue and don’t give credit. It’s much more lucrative. IJS.

      You can post that my pussy stinks if you want. You can post that I am mean to my commenters… You can post whatever your OPINON is but if you steal my intellectual property, THEN I WILL SUE YOU. And I am, have and will 🙂

      This stinky pussy case it the most illustrious thing ever. Now we get to decide if Joanna Krupa’s pussy stinks. I’d venture a guess to say it does. And if my rotten pussy had gotten me this far, I’d just just sit down and shut the fuck up. Instead of dragging it through the courts.

      I’ll sue for intellectual property violations. But pussy scent violations? Um NOE. JUST NOE.

      On Mon, Jun 15, 2015 at 2:08 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

      >

      Reply
  27. Rozanna says

    June 15, 2015 at 4:04 am

    I dislike Brandi and that screeching voice of hers so much that it is hard for me to find her funny. (I accept that she is a good mother). I’m sure her voice reached maximum pitch when her request was denied.

    Reply
  28. gessiewtf says

    June 15, 2015 at 11:48 am

    The point is not to win a lawsuit, but to keep the lawsuit running so that Brandi is forced to say Uncle, and issue a public apology.

    Reply
  29. Niska Marie says

    June 16, 2015 at 11:26 am

    Here’s the thing…..Did Joanna in fact sleep with the married person? Has this been stated by her? Because if that’s not true, for Brandi to say it clearly is defamation of character. I successfully sued a young man my freshman year of college for the same, and won a judgment of 15k, plus my lawyer’s fees for something along similar lines. IJS, Brandi has a platform to smear the woman, and clearly she has an issue with what she said. They’re both quite reprehensible, but at the same time I feel like Brandi doesn’t know when to quit.

    Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      June 16, 2015 at 3:56 pm

      Actually no. Brandi has to have known that Mohammed did not sleep with Joanna and that her lady garden was not fetid. Based on both Mohammed and Joanna’s background, one could argue that a reasonable person might believe what Brandi said to be true.

      Reply
  30. PMac says

    June 17, 2015 at 8:12 pm

    I’m not going to get into a discussion with anyone about what kind of person Brandi G is. That being said I think people need to examine JK’s motives in filing this lawsuit. I had never given JK even a fraction of a second of a thought until she filed this lawsuit, now I kind of know who she is, I don’t care of course but now she is part of my consciousness. Don’t like Brandi all you want but don’t let not liking someone make you side with someone who may not be all that innocent in all of this. This is just my opinion but there a few things about this lawsuit that I think stink, first of all it was filed in Miami where if I am correct neither party lives and the incident in question did not take place. Why file in Miami if not to make the lawsuit more expensive to defend? Secondly JK has said many negative things about BG so it’s ok for JK to say negative things but not for Brandi to do the same thing? Third it appears to me that JK was baiting BG on WWHL when this was said, it appears to me that Brandi was retaliating but that JK started it. Fourth it also seems to me that JK has gotten a lot of publicity out of this incident, a lot more that she would ever have gotten otherwise. Fifth it does indeed appear that this affair rumor is out there on the Internet and was not started by Brandi, in fact if I’m not mistaken it was even mentioned on an episode of RHOM in the background. I also believe that something was said about JK which may have been a joke and that Brandi repeated it I don’t believe BG is lying about this. I’m sure people will think I’m defending BG but I’m honestly just looking at this from the angle that I don’t believe JK should be suing over this because in my opinion it’s silly and it’s designed to force Brandi into spending money she doesn’t have, so therefore it’s punitive and also I honestly think BG may have been purposely provoked in order for JK to get publicity. This is all just my opinion nothing more.

    Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      June 18, 2015 at 2:02 pm

      I agree Something about this lawsuit does stink. And I think we all know what it is. But let’s not get sued. 🙂

      Reply

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Come For The Tea, Stay For The Shade!

  • Well Now, Did Jen Shah Finally Get An Attorney?
  • Late Night Snack: Tamara’s Overnight Activities…
  • Summer House Recap: Couples Retreat
  • Top Chef Recap: Trouble Brewing
  • Felons By Bravo Update: Angela Stanton
  • Future Felons By Bravo: Jen Shah (Exclusive Details)
  • MAFS Recap: Unanswered Questions

SEARCH TAMARA TATTLES

Recent Comments

  • Keep it moving on Late Night Snack: Tamara’s Overnight Activities…
  • Kipper on Late Night Snack: Tamara’s Overnight Activities…
  • Kipper on Late Night Snack: Tamara’s Overnight Activities…
  • Sweetie dahling on Late Night Snack: Tamara’s Overnight Activities…
  • Nanette on Late Night Snack: Tamara’s Overnight Activities…
  • Audrey Stewart on Late Night Snack: Tamara’s Overnight Activities…
  • Audrey Stewart on Well Now, Did Jen Shah Finally Get An Attorney?

Archives

Privacy Policy

Copyright © 2021 · Metro Pro on Genesis Framework · WordPress · Log in