First of all, I LOVE that the Shahs get to drink alcohol and eat at their reunions. If I was a bravoleb from another show I would be pissed as hell about that. Andy’s favorite, RHOBH, Lisa Vanderpump can’t even get a cup of tea on the break! How do they get away with this? My god this looks fabulous. Mike slept with GG’s sister the day he got engaged? I knew that some other women were supposed to come forward (“after the 9th episode) I just figured they opted to cut all that out. But now on the reunion Mike gets blindsided about sleeping with GG’s sister they day he proposed to Jessica? Reza walks off in a hissyfit? I cannot wait for all of this!
GG says she is most excited to see Mike and Jessica because “things are going to get fucked up!” MJ tells Reza that Asa would not say hi to her. I don’t believe that. Asa looks amazing (and tiny!!!) in sweats in her dressing room. She is also stunning in her gown!
Reza shaved his mustache in the trailer before the show. Andy starts with lots of old photos of the gang. Andy shows old photos GG and Mike trying to elicit some old feelings but it doesn’t work. Reza was HOT back in the day. Reza has lost almost 30 pounds. GG loves her new boobs. MJ had a breast lift. I can’t really tell. Everyone is denying butt implants. Asa and MJ get into it over MJ mocking Asa’s weight on the show (seasons ago, they are reaching for conflict between these two). They argue about the whole bachelor party situation. I am not interested in the fighting between MJ and Asa. Asa says MJ can be very two-faced. Asifa said the same.
Lots of talk about how cute Asa’s parents are.
On to Mike. YAY! Andy wants to know why he didn’t give Jessica a ring before she converted. Mike basically says because his parents wanted him to marry a Jew. So he didn’t want to propose until she was.
There was a point where MJ was lashing out at Asifa and pretty much everyone else. MJ is loaded for bear tonight and seems to be angry with everyone. Asifa gets into with MJ for not being very welcoming. MJ calls her a toxic bitch. Asifa says at least she has “normal parents.” And everyone starts talking about all the low blows.
Next, Andy moves on to Reza and Adam. Reza says that things are great with Adam now. They have been working very hard on the relationship. Reza says he is a very flawed person especially when it comes to relationships and he has been working very hard to appreciate the amazing man in his life who is completely different than he is. Andy asks when he started having doubts. Reza says there was a disgusting voice in his head telling him not to commit. Calling off the wedding was the hardest thing he has ever done. But the trip made him realize how much he loved Adam. Adam was asked to be on the reunion and he declined. Reza says Adam doesn’t want to relive the pain of not getting married. Reza says 1000% there will be a wedding. But he has no clue when. Andy asks Mike about not being invited to the wedding. Mike says he was really hurt for both of them when the wedding didn’t happen.
They talk about the bachelor party. Andy asks how he explained it to Adam. He says he didn’t. Adam saw a promo for the episode and asked about it. Reza told Adam he didn’t remember anything. Then Mike pops up and says, “How can that be a defense? You have to remember!” Because that is what they told Mike all season about the night in Turkey Mike was too drunk to remember where GG made all the allegations. Reza looks confused by this. Reza is really mean to Mike.
Andy talks about prenups. Adam signed one. Mike did not ask for one from Jessica. He says whatever he has is hers. Reza goes off on Mike in such and ugly way saying Mike doesn’t have any money. Reza goes off on Mike talking about how his Bentley is ten years old and cheap and how Mike is so “flossy” (show offy) on Instagram. Reza gets up and prances around mocking Mike who just sits there doing a more mature, quieter version of “you’re right, I’m wrong” while Reza looks like an asshole. They hold for a tape change, although tape is still running in another camera and Reza just continues to pick at Mike while GG and MJ and Mike ask for a champagne refill. During the break, MJ struggles to hoist her boobs. Like I said, the breast lift didn’t take.
After the break, Reza apologizes for being an asshole. Mike responds that Reza has been all over Instagram saying horrible things about him. He has crossed so many lines. GG interrupts Mike to say she can pull a phone out of her ass and share conversations that the two of them have had where he is an asshole to her. Reza said, I just wanted to apologize for that outburst. Mike says fine, he accepts his apology.
I fast forwarded through MJ’s Pablo stuff. MJ got Pablo a new dog that she named after Toya from Married to Medicine.
Andy actually says, “Let’s talk about Turkey Gate.” GG says the only reason it came out is because Mike was being increasingly mean to her. She just lost it at the party. GG asks Mike if he still claims he doesn’t remember. Mike says he doesn’t remember pulling on her thong and only saw it on TV. Mike says he is very embarrassed about that behavior her regrets drinking so much and taking the pills he took (they apparently all took pills to knock them out on the long flight). He says doesn’t remember any of it.
Reza says that once the footage came out of Mike and GG walking to the room his story changed to “he couldn’t remember.” They show the footage and it is of GG FOLLOWING MIKE all nonchalantly into a room, presumably Mike’s. GG was in pajama’s and Mike was in a robe and…hard to say what else as his back is to the camera. Reza says that Mike grabbed her hand and dragged her to his room. That was NOT what was shown. Reza goes in on Mike once again. Reza says he doesn’t care about Mike’s dool. Mike says he sure talks about it on the Internet a lot. GG goes in on Mike calling Jessica a bitch. Mike never talks about the subject but apparently Jessica smack talks GG. GG says that Jessica went to TMZ and said, “My man would never do anything with an ugly ass bitch like you!” Andy says he doesn’t get how that is starting it. GG says there are 20 other women who have come forward and said the same thing happened with them. Reza says something about stopping things before they get to the point that there is no coming back from it. Both Mike and Andy say, “We’re there.” Then GG says, “Wait, didn’t you fuck my sister on your engagement night or something?”
OH LAWD! There is no depth to which GG will not sink.
GG says, “Because we have proof of that as well, but that is coming up. So let’s get back to your engagement.” Mike says that GG is such a disgusting human being. GG is all half in the bag and neck rolly now. She seems to be really enjoying this. Andy asks Mike if it is true. Mike says no. The sister went suit shopping with him. Reza asks if Jessica knows that. You can tell she doesn’t. Reza is screaming at Mike telling him to be accountable. Reza storms off saying it is really hot in there and he is overheating.
Next week on Part 2: Asa’s art has landed her on the Homeland Security “Watch List”! WTF? Bobby comes out to discuss Asifa. Reza says she would be MJ’s baby daddy if she needs one. The crew does a 180 and says the love Mike and want him “come home.” Jessica comes out to face the wrath of GG. I actually feel bad for Jessica.
This was an EXCITING reunion. You should totally watch because I am in a hurry to get to RHOOC and didn’t cover everything.