So why the fuck am I posting about it now? Two words. Justin Fichelson. I hope it is pronounced Fickleson because that is a great sounding name. But I guess Fitchleson works too. OOOPS Just watched the preview it Fichelson rhymes with BIKElson. Anyway, Justin is jacked for his 15 minutes of fame and apparently finally worked his way down the list to follow me on Twitter.
Ah the newbies, I have been followed by most of the Bravo talent at one time or another until, you know, they block or sue or send a cease and desist. Let’s check this fellow out. So far I kind of love him even though I’ve already had to speak with him about his Twitter profile picture being a bit too smiley. Don’t smile at me yet, Justin. Just give me a smoldering eye and a side glance. I LOVE the photo above because, he’s in a museum and drinking. Two of my favorite things. Plus he is apparently at a Mapplethorpe exhibit so um BDSM photographer bonus points.
Dear God, see above photo. He’s like the sweet sugary goodness between two very black kookies. And they are kooks.
Let’s try to figure out what we can hate about this one. At first blush, he needs a stylist. I hate that too tight shirt and chokey tie thing he wore to the upfronts. And I can see Ramona and Luann flocking to him for photo ops, because HOT! I ADORE the orange plaid blazer in the preview videos. Hermés maybe?
Justin is a native San Franciscan comes from a rich family and is VERY fancypants. Anyway, the other dude is Roh Habibi, he is an Afghani with quite the beard. Roh seems like he will be super fun. It looks like Andrew Greenwell, the Florida dude, is going to be the dick of the season. All of this makes me feel better because I’m pretty much in love with Justin already. Which means he is likely gay. Because he seems, perfect.
So the plan is we will love Justin, and probably Roh too. And hate, hate, hate that evil prick what’s his name from Florida. Because, judging is totally what we do here. Um, not that I would tell millions of followers what to do and shit. That would be wrong. Kool-aid anyone?
I am already prepared to start off loving Justin, simply because he is a native Californian! I’m also prepared to start off hating Andrew because, well – Florida.
I am so excited they started a MDL in San Francisco! It’s my very favorite city. The scenery and architecture! The wonderful food! And the men – Ah the men of SF. So many gorgeous men. You used to see so many men in the city wearing fabulous suits and coats, perfectly coiffed and manicured. You just kinda knew back then, say 20 years ago, that those great looking guys were probably gay. God knows I could never have convinced my husband to make that much effort! With the advent of the metrosexual male, it must keep things a lot more interesting in the dating scene!
I can’t wait for this show to begin!
Justin’s hair alone cries out to be fondled…. IJS.
And Roh followed me too he seems awesome.
We should just embrace the hate of the yankee from Florida. 🙂
On Sat, Jun 6, 2015 at 9:47 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I cannot wait for this one!!!
I met Justin once years ago, and he’s a doll! Very polite and just adorable. The houses on this show should be pretty extravagant because every house in San Francisco is like $1mil+ even in the ghetto. I’m a SF native myself (but not fancypants like Justin — so he’s nice to brown ghetto chicks, TT!), so it will be nice to see a local on there.
You are breaking my heart with your handle….LOVE…LOVE…LOVE Joni!
Oh, yes, by all means embrace snooty San Francisco. Miami realtors were gruff and a kissers but Florida, especially S Florida is heaven. Btw, there is a difference between being expensively well groomed and being handsome;
this new SF realtor is not good looking-huge nose, crazy hair-too skinny- and as u pointed out, poorly dressed. Not exactly sophisticated.
YAY congrats for being out CUNT SATCHEL OF THE DAY! You sound fat, poor, stupid and bitter! Wear it well Justso, or Fatso as I shall continue to call you if you insist on posting here.
You sound like a damn Yankee who has moved to Florida and may or may not have fucked the third dude. Fuck off.
On Sat, Jun 6, 2015 at 10:24 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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So sweet of you-I have even written in months-my 3rd cousin is Jefferson Dvis-I live in Atlanta and wear a size 6 in clothing. Have Phd and don’t call people names-but heaven forbid one disagrees-and you’re also so nasty-you sound miserable, fat, mean and very bitter. I’ll pray for you.
I must say, none of this education, or religion you profess seems evident here. Please accept this free bottle of Windex as you parting gift.
P.S. Jesus told me he doesn’t love you.
On Sun, Jun 7, 2015 at 6:44 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Justso the “PhD” sounds like a fat racist to me. Talking shit about big nose, curly hair. Window-lickin’, I hope.
Funny. I moved from S. Florida to SC in 2006. I still miss Florida and my ex-neighbors. However, I wouldn’t live in Miami if you paid me.
Well, your PhD sure as shit wasn’t in English, you fuckwit.
Looks like someone’s sittin I a tree…
One day, I am going to move me to a real site where I can change it so your name reads ” slubberdegullion” everything you post.
xoxo
On Sat, Jun 6, 2015 at 11:15 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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OMG we just finished watching “Bad Words” and slubberdegullion was one of the spelling bee words lol
I am not familiar with the realtors but as a SF native I surely can’t wait!
Zillow during each show……..
I love San Francisco! Been there a lot on vacations. My favorite moment was when the boyfriend and I did a Segway tour! Was so fun, but oooh did my legs turn to jelly after three hours on that thing! We went all through the park. It was beautiful. I have a video of it somewhere on face book.
Finally San Francisco. What great city to visit.
Justin is so cute, love the hair. Hope he has fun and does well.
I am so excited to watch this. SF real estate is off-the-hook expensive and the people with the tech money are kind of different than the hedge fund NYC money. I’m hoping for lots of quirky, cool, totally fun buyers. Most stuff out here is selling above listing and the neighborhoods are distinct, so it will be interesting to see what areas the realtors specialize in and whether or not they fight over turf.
Justin is straight and he is super sweet.
As a MDL fanatic, the SF version has me drooling. I just hope we get tons of listings and details like the others. Forced rivalries bore me but legit ones are fun. The NY guys going back and forth with allegiances has grown tiresome. It does seem that Luis ( my man crush if I were smaller and shorter ) has removed himself from the B.S. though. I’ll be watchinh this new one for sure! Thanks TT.
I can’t wait for this! My aunt sold a tiny 2 bedroom house in Pacifica (a suburb of San Francisco, sort of) for 750,000 about 10 years ago, then moved back home to Colorado and bought a huge, gorgeous house with a view of Pikes Peak for about a third of that. I just love that area of California and can’t wait to see it on my tv screen.