So why the fuck am I posting about it now? Two words. Justin Fichelson. I hope it is pronounced Fickleson because that is a great sounding name. But I guess Fitchleson works too. OOOPS Just watched the preview it Fichelson rhymes with BIKElson. Anyway, Justin is jacked for his 15 minutes of fame and apparently finally worked his way down the list to follow me on Twitter.
Ah the newbies, I have been followed by most of the Bravo talent at one time or another until, you know, they block or sue or send a cease and desist. Let’s check this fellow out. So far I kind of love him even though I’ve already had to speak with him about his Twitter profile picture being a bit too smiley. Don’t smile at me yet, Justin. Just give me a smoldering eye and a side glance. I LOVE the photo above because, he’s in a museum and drinking. Two of my favorite things. Plus he is apparently at a Mapplethorpe exhibit so um BDSM photographer bonus points.
Dear God, see above photo. He’s like the sweet sugary goodness between two very black kookies. And they are kooks.
Let’s try to figure out what we can hate about this one. At first blush, he needs a stylist. I hate that too tight shirt and chokey tie thing he wore to the upfronts. And I can see Ramona and Luann flocking to him for photo ops, because HOT! I ADORE the orange plaid blazer in the preview videos. Hermés maybe?
Justin is a native San Franciscan comes from a rich family and is VERY fancypants. Anyway, the other dude is Roh Habibi, he is an Afghani with quite the beard. Roh seems like he will be super fun. It looks like Andrew Greenwell, the Florida dude, is going to be the dick of the season. All of this makes me feel better because I’m pretty much in love with Justin already. Which means he is likely gay. Because he seems, perfect.
So the plan is we will love Justin, and probably Roh too. And hate, hate, hate that evil prick what’s his name from Florida. Because, judging is totally what we do here. Um, not that I would tell millions of followers what to do and shit. That would be wrong. Kool-aid anyone?