It’s time to get ready for Season 10 of the Real Housewives of Orange County. I was thinking the other night that on Real Housewives of New York this season, I really don’t feel very strongly one way or the other about anyone on the show this season. I’m not a fan or any of them, I’m not a detractor of any of them. Some weeks I find one or two more interesting than the others. Other weeks I find myself on the other side of the argument. I’m not sure if that makes for a good season or not. We shall see.
The upcoming season of the Real Housewives of Orange County is a whole nuther ball of wax. I like Vicki (& Brooks) and Shannon (& David)and I cannot stand Tamra Barney. Heather Dubrow is more likely to draw my disdain than my appreciation. But this new woman, Meghan King Edmonds I already despise. I may hate her more than Tamra Judge and I’ve only seen a few seconds of her.
Meghan is a 30-year-old married to a 44-year-old former baseball player. She takes every opportunity to mention that she was not looking to marry a professional athlete. I guess his dick just sort of fell into her. They were engaged while he was still legally married and married nine months after his second divorce was final. The husband, Jim Edmonds has four kids including a 17-year-old daughter. Meghan pointed out recently that her 17-year-ol stepdaughter’s mother is “dying of cancer.” That would be Jim’s first wife. It made my blood boil to see this shameless hussy talking about the mother of her husband’s children in such a negative manner regardless of the nature of her diagnosis.
But she manages to sink even lower and accuse Brooks Ayers of LYING about having cancer. I’ve followed Brooks on Twitter for quite some time and seen his tweets about chemo treatments and the requisite positive and religious messages that tend to increase when someone is facing a major illness. He seems to be doing much better and is well enough to be back in Orange County for awhile. Vicki was visiting him in Mississippi during his chemo. Her storyline seems to be teaming up with Vicki’s daughter to accuse Brooks of making up the entire diagnosis. This to me, is a new low for any housewives show. Brianna should be ashamed of herself.
Meghan is friendly with Jeana Keough because of her connections to major league baseball. You know, those pro athletes that Meghan was in no way trying to hook up with. So we may see Jeana this season. And if you recall the infamous cookout where Heather bucked Tamra off the bull, Meghan was the blond floozy who was flirting with David Beador and causing trouble for Shannon. So chances are Shannon will not be her BFF this season.
Tamra of course just loves Meghan. Because, SATAN. Tamra is going to mock religion for her storyline this season getting baptized on national TV. Something tells me we will NOT see a spiritual transformation that makes her appear to be less of a cunt satchel.
So now those of you who love to troll this place simply to like the vile people know who your favorite pony will be next season. I am already irritated as fuck with this show and it has not even started yet. Can you believe it has been 10 seasons?