In the novel 1979 Sophie’s Choice, a mother is forced to a concentration camp and forced to decide which of her two children will be gassed to death immediately and which one will live to see another day. It’s an impossible decision. It is almost the way I feel about the feud between Brandi Glanville and Joanna Krupa. I mean you know, if they told me I had to let one live and could not gas them both.
But the more I think about Joanna, she’d be the one I gassed. I actually like Brandi for a while. And she does have too cute boys. So I suppose, I should be LOL right now about he latest stunt at Craig’s, a Restaurant in WeHo. Brandi was probably there with her Gaygent. And Joanna was there with Romain (*cough* her gusband *cough* allegedly *cough*) last Friday night.
According to TMZ, Brandi noticed Joanna across the restaurant. For those who missed it, Joanna is suing Brandi for saying her pussy stinks. No seriously. Apparently, we will soon have some sort of scratch and sniff regarding the odor of Joanna’s lady garden in court soon. Remember in the Casey Anthony trial when the prosecution wanted to bottle the smell of rotting dead babies and have the jury smell it? And I misremembering that? I don’t think they were allowed to do it. But somehow, Joanna is going to have to prove that her pussy doesn’t smell bad in order to prove that Brandi is lying.
How will they do that? Will they bring in some of the people who frequented the website she allegedly sold herself on? Will she just splay herself on the rail of the jury box and the jurors will be forced to line up and take a whiff? I do not know.
But last Friday when Brandi saw Joanna and her man at dinner she sent over a lovely fish dish. A sesame crusted salmon with ginger soy brown rice and broccoli, wasabi vinaigrette ($40). Okay. I have to say, I think this is fucking HILARIOUS.
According to TMZ, Joanna and Romain were pissed but ended up just finishing the meal they ordered and left. Because these two combined were completely out witted by BRANDI GLANVILLE!
Clearly, the appropriate move was to enjoy the free salmon and send Brandi the Crab Cake appetizer with the lemon caper remoulade ($19). Brandi could have done a munch better move in the first place with the Tuna Tartar appetizer, ($19).
I went to Brandi’s Twitter to check for gloating but found nothing. I blocked Joanna YEARS ago and she blocked me for mocking her stupid PETA shit. So who knows if she is spazzing out.
I did find this shit on Brandi’s timeline, to help us all remind ourselves why we don’t like her.