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You are here: Home / Entertainment News / Real Housewives of Melbourne Reunion Part 2: Is This Good TV Or Is It Crap?

Real Housewives of Melbourne Reunion Part 2: Is This Good TV Or Is It Crap?

May 28, 2015 by tamaratattles 82 Comments

RHOMel reunion 3

 

Alex Perry is a twat waffle. The show hasn’t even started but Banjo and I  just did our 15 minute walk for the day and I was thinking that Micheal needs to replace him for the next reunion.  We need to start some sort of petition in Australia. Also, now that I see Pettifleur’s lace legging standing up, I kind of like the concept. It matches the bodice and allows for a very hight slit. She should have found some shoes or dare I say dyed some to match? I know dyed to match is so 1980s  bridesmaids but in this case I think it would have worked. Or a bright pop of color, but the black just looks clunking to me.

On part two of the reunion, we begin with Pettifleur’s meltdown. She stomped off the set because everyone unanimously said that she was drunk at a press event. Pettifleur says she doesn’t drink. Would we not have noticed if one housewife didn’t drink?  Did she really not drink on the show? I have no idea. Lydia is the only one who tries to calm her down. Apparently there is not backstage because she is off set just to the left among come production boxes and a couple of random stuffed animals.

Jackie, who doesn’t even LIKE Gina gives an honest account of what went down on the press tour. Apparently at some point, Pettifleur said that Gina was not a true barrister. They lapse into their native Aussie tongue and I don’t understand half of what they are saying but the point is that everyone is backing Gina in this conflict even the ones that have railed on her all season. As Janet says, ” For us to all agree about something you know it’s the truth.”  Pettifleur continues rail on calling them all liars. Gina says that Pettifleur was screaming like a gypsy (derogatory term)  in the streets. Pettifleur says she did not come her to be attacked. Lydia informs the newbie that is what happens on a housewife reunion. The best part of this is when the twat waffle goes to beckon her back and the back of his bald head is the focus of the shot. He really should have shaved his head for the reunion and taken off the ridiculous sunglasses and rocked the clean-shaven look. And he is supposed to be fashion conscious? RHomel reunion 2

Jackie screams at Pettifleur who is still off set with Lydia and the twat waffle that she does not lie and she does not appreciate that at all! Dina touches up her eyeliner and Jackie suggests that Pettifleur get the other fucking leg to her outfit. I kind of love everyone coming together for the common cause of running Pettifleur off. They continue to talk about how drunk she was. Pettifleur returns. Why do women not buy the proper size dresses? Pettifleurs bodice is WAY to small for her breasts and her breasts are normal sized. Pettifleur says she did not get here by lying and cheating and being dishonest. No one has said that. What a weird thing to start to defend. It makes me believe exactly that! Everyone calls Pettifleur a liar. The twat waffle tells everyone to shut up again. Now Pettifleur says she had two glasses of wine. Janet calls her a liar again. And I get to learn a new word pichka which is apparently Bosnian, Croation and Serbian for pussy. The more you know. #Rainbow

Let’s talk about racism! Pettifleur groans and says “don’t go there!” Pettifleur says in the montage several times that Gina is a racist. Pettifleur says growing up in Sri Lanka she was called a Dutch Burgher, which is a very tiny population of people of Dutch and and Sri Lankan descent. She on a victim crusade and I am bored with it.  Gina says that saying that Pettifleur  has an accent is not racist. Twat Waffle asks if she knows that it bothers Pettifleur, would Gina stop?  Gina says she doesn’t know. Gina knows that it bothers her and that is precisely why she does it. People say things to be mean or irritating all the time, for fucksake. She doesn’t like Petttifleur and neither do I? There is no requirement to mask those feelings particularly on a reality show!  Chyka tries to stick up for Pettifleur. Gina says she never much cared for Pettifleur.

Thankfully, we move on to Jackie. Don’t shoot me but I kind of believe Jackie has psychic abilities. DON’T JUDGE ME! Gamble says that some nice things about Jackie. They sort of agree to disagree.

I montage about sex talk happens. I’d rather actually be raunchy than discuss it with a bunch of women. But clearly, that is just me. Lot’s of cute talking head shots of Gina trying to make sure her tits are “on the equator and not north and south.”  How did Bruce feel about her escapades with the strippers. She said Bruce was great about it.

RHOMEL Chyka Stripper

Gamble’s husband Rick joins us. He may be my favorite real housewives husband. I can’t believe they met on eHarmony. I was deemed unmatchable on that site. And well you know in life in general and that was way before I got fat!  I was not religious enough and too promiscuous for that site. 🙁  I think Rick is quite attractive. Rick says he doesn’t understand why Gamble takes things said for the show so seriously. Someone points out he has lost some weight. He says, “It’s the peas!” So clever.  Gamble and Rick are getting married in September for season three.

Moving on to the Gamble sex pottys rumor!  Janet tries to defend herself saying she just asked Gamble if she wanted to know the rumors and she said she did so she told her. Then Gamble accused her all season of making them up. But “somebody” could have stepped in and completely stopped the pain she went through all season.  Twat Waffle (yes I know I am breaking my own rule and no that doesn’t mean you can) asks if it is someone in the group and she says yes.  IT WAS LYDIA!  Janet was really pissed that Lydia never stood up and admitted that she was the source. Lydia says this all happened while she was in Florence. Lydia says that Janet had it under control.  Then a dispute happens with Gamble and Janet and Janet says there is a lot more shit about Gamble out there and she better be careful because she is treading on shaky ground. Janet calls Gamble menshugana (crazy in Yiddish) and says she is just going to leave it there.

RHOMel Dry pussy

 

And they bring out the housewife wannabe Manuela. to weigh in on the situation. Manuela wants to sit next to Aussie Andy and Lydia is not having it. She will not move down. GOOD FOR YOU LYDIA!  So Gina moves to the end because she does not give a fuck. Manuela said the whole season was fun and great. Manuela needs to eat a sack of dicks. Manuela says that she just happened to hear the rumors and she didn’t even know Gamble. Aussie Andy asks what the issue is and Manuela says she has nothing against Gamble. Gamble says Manuela is a snotty condescending bitch to her. She says Manuela is always looking down her nose at her. Manuela says she has to look down her nose because Gamble is beneath her shorter than her. A viewer asks why she feels Manuela (what an unforturnate name by the way) is aggressive toward her. Gamble says that she believes that Manuela feels she stole her spot on the show. Manuela is stalking the show according to Gamble. Banter happens with Gamble and Janet. Gamble calls Manuela a piece of shit. Manuela says she doesn’t care what Gamble thinks about her. She starts in very briefly and then Gamble deliver’s the line of the reunion, ” Your pussy is too dry to ride me this hard, Manuela.” Game. Set. Match. Gamble.  Manuela, you may be seated. Janet turns to Chyka and asks, “What does that mean?” And Chyka says she will explain it later.

Finally some focus on Gina, the star of the show!  The montage has to do with Lydia being separated from her husband. And he talk about Janet flirting with Rick. And Gamble’s make-up artist perhaps working in a porn industry.  Gina maintains that every rumor she has taken directly to the person involved. Which is true. Janet is interrupting Gina’s segment by saying over Gina talks over everyone. WTF? Janet is interrupting Gina’s segment. Gina has not done that to any of the other ladies. Gina asks Lydia if several other people have not asked her if she and Andrew had broken up. Jackie is giving Gina shit for asking Lydia if she is still with her husband. It was all over the tabloids that they had broken up. I’m still not sure if they are together or not. Why is Gina getting shit for asking Lydia directly? Janet rightly says that she did the exact thing with Gamble. Janet does a giant slide off the couch maneuver which was kind of funny.

The final question is a round of what have you learned. Jackie goes first and says at the beginning of the evening (heh shout out wish I could remember who said that)  we will always be in each others lives somehow and need to learn to move forward.  Chyka says, something about how to bring up conversations and how she would do it differently.  Janet says she regrets telling Gamble the rumor and she had some major bad hair this season. Gina says that perhaps her humor can get her in trouble. Lydia says her biggest regret is not supporting Janet and she has made a new friend with Pettifleur. Pettifleur says she is not 100% comfortable with who her friends all. She wants another chance. Gamble says despite all the drama she loved working with all the girls.

Then Alex, shows a great clip of how the women all had to do the dog race with a glass of champagne. It was AWESOME. Lydia won. And I don’t give fuck what y’all say I love Lydia. If I was forced to live with any housewife it would probably be her. At least I would have good cheese.

I loved the outtakes. At one point Gamble says, “Is this really going to be good TV or is this crap?” And Gina replies, “This is how it rolls.”

I hate that Americans refuse to watch this show. I love it.

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  1. mmmayk says

    May 28, 2015 at 11:02 pm

    Love the show too, not sure why Lydia was needed for reunion, she was blah all season. You are spot on with host of this reunion, his sunglasses were a fashion no, no. And he was rude and was showing blatant favoritism. I think Gamble held her own this reunion and was spot on with Manuela. Gina is the show and her confessional talks were so funny.

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    • equinox2009 says

      May 29, 2015 at 1:28 pm

      I do like this show. I just watched the reunion 2 and I totally agree Gamble was spot on. I really like her, she has a quirky voice (she has a hearing problem) and comes on slow BUT she is the spark for the show. She can walk circles around anyone, she is witty, fast and very smart-dont trust first impressions! For 8some reason, haven’t got it yet, I do not like Lydia or Pettifleur.Pettifleur is a narcissistic fake but I can’t figure out Lydia? Manuela-yuck

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      • mmmayk says

        May 29, 2015 at 6:12 pm

        For me I didn’t like Lydia first season, she went all in at Gina, and the part with her stepson, creepy!! This season she wanted to be under radar, still she didn’t give Gamble a chance and at the reunion her interrupting was irksome.

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  2. Xanadude says

    May 28, 2015 at 11:03 pm

    I love that post meltdown, Pettifleur basically was iced out for he eat of the show.

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    • Micheal says

      May 29, 2015 at 1:38 am

      Petifluer was mad that her *allies* didn’t have her back. She thought that the ladies on her couch would help her lie about Gina. When they didn’t she freaked. She knew that the fans would NOT be impressed with her. Out of all the ladies Pett is desperate to come back. Even I’m not sure why.

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      • gessiewtf says

        May 29, 2015 at 9:14 am

        I thought the second half of the reunion was very dull. I felt like the host is not right for this show, and that his questions were dull. I almost fell asleep when Pettifleur was talking about racism. Waaaa.

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      • mmmayk says

        May 29, 2015 at 6:14 pm

        Pettifleur I believe went in with an agenda, go after Gamble and be a victim. She should have let Jackie in on the plan cause she was having none of it. Her meltdown was more telling of her than any of the other women. Her continuous rant agains Gina about the accent thing was ridiculous. If I go to Minnesota I will have an accent, same if a New Yorker came down to South Carolina, get over it.

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      • Gabriella says

        June 2, 2015 at 11:33 am

        Micheal, who do you think would be a better host for this? What about Kyle Sandilands?

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  3. Audge says

    May 28, 2015 at 11:10 pm

    Great recap TT. I agree about loving the show–these women are good tv. I especially like that there is no shrieking even with tantrums (Pettifleur) and fights. Everyone backing Gina for a change w/the Pettifleur walkout was a welcome change. Janet, of course, couldn’t stand by her “friend” for long and really missed the point of what Gina was saying when she questioned Lydia about her husband. And as for Gamble, what can you say about her comment to Manuela–Gamble owned her in that moment. Gamble may be kooky but she is not stupid and I love her friendship w/Gina. Gina needed a friend on the show after last season. I hope they show us season 3 here in the states!

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    • Micheal says

      May 29, 2015 at 1:35 am

      The fact Gamble was TOTALLY fine with sitting next to Manny, got to give her props for that. Especially as we all know she had that line prepared to slay Manny with.

      Gamble is my new fav. She earnt her spot next year.

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      • Portlandia says

        May 29, 2015 at 9:30 am

        Gamble rules!!! Pithiest HW retort ever and bonus points for the deadpan delivery. Slammed her point home while exposing the grasping, desperate machinations of Manuela. Tamara, this was the greatest recap: rich in detail and with compelling commentary. Analysis is your strong suit 🙂

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      • Shellybean says

        May 29, 2015 at 2:12 pm

        100% agree with Michael

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      • ladysking says

        May 31, 2015 at 9:00 am

        I loved Gamble on the reunion! She was quick and feisty.
        Have you ever heard of the saying “people look/act like their dogs” and vice versa. Gamble and Cash act similar! It is so cute! They could run circles around the other housewives!
        I enjoyed that all of the wives came together in support of Gina with Pettifleur (Lydia calls her PF)
        It was refreshing to see.
        I enjoy watching housewives from different countries. Their mentalities are different. They way they treat each other is so much better! I enjoy it tremendously.
        I wish Jackie could do a reading for me. I adore the psychic vibes

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  4. Yamoah Asiedu says

    May 28, 2015 at 11:20 pm

    Great recap TT. Your recap is as entertaining as the reunion itself. I think those Melbourne housewives gave good value for money this season. I didn’t have time to sit through every episode and I think I stopped watching after episode 4 but I was not going to miss the reunion.
    I agree the host should not return next season, he was awful.
    The dresses? Meh.
    I find Gina mesmerising: that Oompa Loompa complexion, her hair helmet harking back to a Dynastyesque look and heavy jewellery is such a specific style that only she can carry off. I like her one liners. She’s cutting, demure and superb at the same time. She reminds me of Lea Black and Lisa Vanderpump. I think I admire the fact that she lives uncompromisingly on #PlanetGina. I’m a huge fan!! That said, I’m not blind to her shortcomings, I just ignore them!!
    Gamble’s one line: ‘your pussy’s too dry to ride me this hard Manuela’ made me laugh so hard. I couldn’t stop laughing. Did she actually say that on TV? Wow! She held her corner while under attack and I’m sure she’s established her place among the cast for the next season.
    Pettifleur should do some soul searching…without alcohol. She’s rather horrible.
    Thanks TT.

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    • Micheal says

      May 29, 2015 at 1:32 am

      We NEED a new host for the reunion for it to make sense internationally. Ours does not translate well. Even Aussies don’t really care for Alex.

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      • tamaratattles says

        May 29, 2015 at 2:46 am

        ​You would be perfect. Instead of being bald you would be tossing your hair back more than Giner! 🙂

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      • Micheal says

        May 29, 2015 at 3:09 am

        My hair is very long atm.

        At least I watch the show. Alex appears to just watch the clips.

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      • Laura says

        May 29, 2015 at 3:57 am

        Plus one who doesn’t put ridiculous looking sunglasses on his head like a bird is perched there.

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      • Gabriella says

        June 2, 2015 at 11:39 am

        Micheal see my post further up about KS

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    • Katherine says

      May 30, 2015 at 4:59 pm

      In the last shot, I realized why he had those sunglasses at the ready: he looked baked! He’s either too rude or too deferential …. don’t care for him. But Andy’s so treacly, but at least he knows the shows and the women.

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  5. Wonky Tonk says

    May 28, 2015 at 11:23 pm

    I like it. It’s entertaining without the vivaciousness of the American Cities. I also like that for the most part they leave their kids out of the show.

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    • Wonky Tonk says

      May 28, 2015 at 11:35 pm

      Viciousness. Auto correct I suppose it could have been worse.

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    • Micheal says

      May 29, 2015 at 1:31 am

      Yeah kids get a free pass no matter how creepy they are. *cough*

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  6. PixNTrix says

    May 28, 2015 at 11:24 pm

    Great recap TT!!! Twat waffle I’m still laughing, it is such a great name for him! I love Gina and she is held to a higher standard. I still can’t stand Janet and Pettifluer! I’m so glad you like Lydia someone needs to…lol. She was definitely better then last year but for some reason still grates on me. Gamble’s one liner is one of the best lines ever from all the RH shows. Love this housewives show wish more people watched it also. I’m glad Jackie and Gina talked things through after the season was over…together they would be a force to be reckoned with.

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    • Wonky Tonk says

      May 28, 2015 at 11:33 pm

      “Someone needs to” LOL.

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    • Micheal says

      May 29, 2015 at 1:39 am

      I’m sad that our US friends probably wont even get season 3. Don’t worry try I’ll tweet the funny parts. Looking forward to Gamble’s wedding.

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      • tamaratattles says

        May 29, 2015 at 2:49 am

        ​You are officially in charge of recapping season 3.

        NO BODY is watching here. NO BOD EEE.

        But even if we have it, you must recap. I missed a bunch of stuff especially in the first five minutes because I didn’t understand. and I am usually much better with dialect.

        Thing is I completely understand Gamble now,

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      • Micheal says

        May 29, 2015 at 3:08 am

        Gamble is my new star. Love her.

        So glad she is locked in next season. The fact Pet wasn’t sure about being asked back at the Logies is very telling.

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      • Jarlath says

        May 29, 2015 at 3:08 am

        There’s always torrents 🙂

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  7. Xanadude says

    May 28, 2015 at 11:29 pm

    Hopefully Bravo US will continue to broadcast this and maybe treat us with RHWof Chelsea – the new British version. Maybe back on Sunday mornings so as not have to worry about ratings 🙂

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    • Xanadude says

      May 28, 2015 at 11:41 pm

      RHW of Chesire, not Chelsea.

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      • Micheal says

        May 29, 2015 at 1:30 am

        Cheshire. 😉

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      • Wonky Tonk says

        May 31, 2015 at 10:21 am

        Wasn’t aware this show existed. I just caught the first three episodes. Man these women have the absolute worst cases of afluenza I think I’ve seen on TV in the longest time. During the first episode they act publicly like the super wealthy do here behind closed doors. That pairs down some after the first episodes, but on interviews it’s clear they couldn’t give any fucks how their obnoxious conspicuous consumption plays out on air. Curious if that attitude is going to last. By the third episode the one everyone seems to hate seems the most sensible.

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    • TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsYoya says

      June 1, 2015 at 1:31 pm

      Ugh, I was on the fence about Cheshire, it just seemed really scripted. One epi they combined just about every -gate I’d seen in various American housewives episodes – hanger gate, etc. Was there no reunion? Or did the person that uploads the torrents get as sick of it as I did?

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  8. Stephanie says

    May 29, 2015 at 12:02 am

    This is one of my favorite housewives. I love Chyka and Jackie. I enjoy Lydia. Gamble has grown on me and I felt she really stood her ground on the reunion. Though, I didn’t know what she meant by the comment “your pussy’s too dry to ride me this hard Manuela”. I even tried to look it up but to no avail. Can anyone she some light please? I thoroughly enjoyed the gang-up con Pettifleur. Here’s to hoping season 3 returns to the US.

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    • Urethra Franklin says

      May 29, 2015 at 12:15 am

      Oh GAWD I’m gonna try to explain this even though I did not understand the words coming out of Gambles mouth at the time when she said it.

      Nevermind I shouldn’t explain this. Someone else please do it because I have no tact and I will be vulgar in my translation as well.

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      • tamaratattles says

        May 29, 2015 at 1:02 am

        If you have to ask about the phrase, you must be asexual so not explanation would make sense. It’s a great line and has been used previously but it works best when a henpecked man says it to a woman.​

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      • Micheal says

        May 29, 2015 at 1:29 am

        Pretty much it means (with my drunken understanding) that MANuella was using Gamble to be on the show. So she was ‘riding’ her popularity and relevance for airtime. But she is old, so her pussy is dry.

        Is that right?

        P.s. Go GambLe.

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        • tamaratattles says

          May 29, 2015 at 2:45 am

          ​Jesus. Do you really not get the dick humping a dry pussy concept..

          oh sorry… I forget yer ghey.

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      • Wonky Tonk says

        May 29, 2015 at 1:56 am

        I was wondering if there might be an Australian euphemism in there somewhere, and was waiting to see if you would chime in Micheal. I took it to mean “Get off my c*@k bitch, your kitty cat doesn’t have enough lubricant to get the job done.” which when they break down amounts to “Get off my back bitch, you can’t handle this.”

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      • Micheal says

        May 29, 2015 at 2:04 am

        That is possible Wonk. I prefer my conclusion as it supports my theory that Manuela is so fame hungry she pretended to both a. Know Gamble and b. That Gamble was an uperclass sex party entertainer.

        Manuela is hungry for a spot. She needs to sell those upcoming face creams.

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  9. Micheal says

    May 29, 2015 at 1:26 am

    Firstly. The moment when Pett (too lazy to type it, sanction me if you must) dramatically exited the stage yelling she was too thin to drink, the retort by Gina was good. That she was fat and didn’t drink heavily. I love a HW who is self depreciating.

    Lydia freaking out about moving down the couch was funny as fuck. Especially as she was always on the end anyways.

    Gamble won this season and the reunion. Gina is still the fan fav, but Gamble came VERY close to beating her in the audience feedback down under.

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    • Wonky Tonk says

      May 29, 2015 at 2:01 am

      LOL Yeah, Lydia refusing to move I thought was a total bitch move, but as you make clear she was already at the end of the couch. That bitch was NOT moving, not gonna be disrespected again. She drew that line in the sand, and held it. When I think of it in those terms it’s pretty freakin funny.

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      • Micheal says

        May 29, 2015 at 2:08 am

        I can’t remember who said it (Chyka or Janet or Jackie) but someone else commented on how bitchy Lydia was in the moment. I have a theory that this season Lydia didn’t want to fight with Gina so was a bit inauthentic so she upset her old friends, Jackie and Janet etc.

        Still. It was funny. You would think that the woman who has a husband dealing with a life threatening illness and is trying to gain favor with the fans, wouldn’t make a big deal about seating arrangements.

        The true Lydia came out in that moment.

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      • Wonky Tonk says

        May 29, 2015 at 2:33 am

        They didn’t show any of their lips moving when it was said, but I turned on closed captioning so I could double check and the quote commenting on Lydia’s behavior at the moment is: “I’m gonna be a little diva right now.” They focused in on Chyka’s face at the moment, and it does sound like it was Chyka that made the comment, just not then. Seems like it was a comment made after the show, and it was spliced into it at that moment.

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      • tamaratattles says

        May 29, 2015 at 2:52 am

        ​Lydia is perfect. I LOVED that she did not move. Some FOH ain’t gonna make my ass move over, oh HAIL to the no. ANDY WOULD NEVER DO THAT. She would have gotten a barstool behind the couch or maybe with negotiations *cough* Porsha *cough* maybe the end of the couch. #TwatWAFFLE

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      • Micheal says

        May 29, 2015 at 3:04 am

        Clearly Lydia assumed when Manny came out that they wouldn’t show that part of the filming.

        I wouldn’t bother (in her position) causing drama about it, but it was funny. Lydia clearly can’t chabge for too long. I am the only one who thinks her marriage isn’t over btw. But we will see.

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        • tamaratattles says

          May 29, 2015 at 3:08 am

          ​You CLEARLY do not understand Lydia. AIN’T NO WAY IN HELL I AM MOVING FOR THAT BITCH. She could care less if it were broadcast live on every channel in the entire world. SHE SHALL NOT BE MOVED. I would have done the exact same thing.

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      • Micheal says

        May 29, 2015 at 3:27 am

        Just because you and I would do the same thing doesn’t make it any less funny or petty. 😉

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      • Anastasia_Beave says

        May 29, 2015 at 9:13 am

        I thought it was awesome that she didn’t move, especially for Manuela.

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      • FarFromPerfekt says

        May 29, 2015 at 2:10 pm

        “Nobody puts Baby in a corner.” Love this show!

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    • tamaratattles says

      May 29, 2015 at 2:44 am

      ​Who the fuck is that cunt, the bitch or the twat waffle to think Lydia should move for her? NOT. MY, LYDIA. OH HELL NO.

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      • Micheal says

        May 29, 2015 at 3:06 am

        Lol. Manny needs to move her upcoming face cream. She is working hard for the dollar.

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  10. Claire says

    May 29, 2015 at 3:55 am

    Of course Lydia started that rumor. She hasn’t changed one bit from Season 1.
    Funny how it was Pettifluer who was the one to unravel at the reunion, when she was presenting herself as a strong self made woman with no worries.
    Chyka can fence sit all she wants. Why does she need to pick a side and add unnecessary drama? I hate with the housewives fans that they either love or hate a housewife. There is no grey area.
    Jackie stays mad at Gina because Gina basically called her a charlatan.
    Janet is just Janet.
    Gamble survived her first season and reunion very well. One of the best.

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    • breelee says

      May 29, 2015 at 4:15 pm

      I guess Pettifluer flipped the bitch switch one to many times, now she’s a broken woman. ha! I’ve loved Gamble from day one, so happy she’s a favorite.

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  11. Laura says

    May 29, 2015 at 3:55 am

    I’m an American and I absolutely love RHOM. What I hate is that the Bravo channel only shows it on Thursday nights at 9pm. One shot deals. Every other show is re-run day and night into infinity, but not RHOM. If you missed it sucks to be you as it won’t be aired again. However season 1 was shown early Sunday afternoon so I suppose Thursday night is better. Bravo just needs to plug it and commit to it – then more Americans will be hooked!

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  12. Angel says

    May 29, 2015 at 4:41 am

    I dislike Pettifluer. I hope they do not replace her with Manuella either. I cannot take another Janet. I dislike Janet most, can hardly look at the freak. She is like that famous white death face painting and with a venomous personality. My favorite is Gamble, followed by Gina, Chyka, then Lydia. Lydia has moved up since she isn’t in the Andrea gang. Gina lost first chair to Gamble. Gina does stretch things sometimes. I loved that Gamble stood up to anyone while remaining fun. Pettifluer stands up for herself and hits you with she is richer, you are racist, etc.

    I think this is a much better show than half the reality crap on American TV, including Bravo.I would rather see this than RHOOC, or RHONJ. They are worn out.

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    • CoralMc says

      June 29, 2016 at 2:34 pm

      After watching season 3 I am despising Janet and Jackie who are going all out to destroy the friendship between Gamble and Gina. It is malicious and very mean girls and I hope Gamble sees through the scandal spreading gossip of the century and sxxt stirrer that us Janet. Cant look at her ugly boat any more ?

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  13. Barbara says

    May 29, 2015 at 6:19 am

    This is the only HW show that I found entertaininG. Gina Gamble Janet were the stars. Love them. The rest are not great tv. Thank goodness we don’t have to bear all the product placement crap that is on the other HW shows. I could handle the shoe and tea and stuff cuz it wasn’t in your face constantly. i hope it does return here for season 3 . The rest of the HW have lost their mojo. Thanks Tamara for staying with it and Michael for his Aussie take on it too! Much appreciated.

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    • Micheal says

      May 29, 2015 at 8:12 am

      Thank you for the appreciation. TT put a lot of effort into recapping this Show. Especially as it isn’t as appreciated in the USA.

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      • Sachmo says

        May 29, 2015 at 10:47 am

        I love this show. I could not figure why I enjoyed it so much. Barbara you hit the nail on the head. The constant product placement is extremely annoying! Great recap TT, I hope we see a season three.

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    • ladysking says

      May 31, 2015 at 10:32 am

      Product placement- that is what is missing! I love that the Melbourne ladies haven’t sold out! That is another reason why I love this show! Oh vey
      I enjoy how different and unique this show is versus the anaemic an shows. The first season of any housewives is always the most raw and revealing. I hope they replace the whole RHONJ, RHOOC cast with new ladies with new stories. Much respect to the “Original Gangsters” (OG of OC) but their stories are played out. RHONJ has become so redundant and tedious to watch. It has become more annoying than entertaining.

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      • tamaratattles says

        May 31, 2015 at 12:29 pm

        ​Tons of product placement. If I have to see Jackie and her husband trying to learn how to say Mascara again I might gouge my eyes out. Gina’s shoes, Petti’s pamphlet, The one who got kicked off’s ridiculous child care book or whatever it was… just to rattle off a few.

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  14. Jujue says

    May 29, 2015 at 8:07 am

    Alex looked like he just got a chemical peel and his skin was in recovery. Extra oily too.

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  15. Anastasia_Beave says

    May 29, 2015 at 9:06 am

    For me, the reunion was far better than the season. That was fun.

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  16. jb44 says

    May 29, 2015 at 10:20 am

    I love this show, too. I wish Bravo would have promoted it more and shown each episode more than once; maybe it would have had a chance. In my opinion, it is much better than most of our housewives shows.

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  17. sequoia says

    May 29, 2015 at 10:54 am

    I love this show. Maybe next season, Bravo will bury it on Sunday afternoons like they did the first season. Nobody watches Bravo on Sunday afternoons anyway so 3 or 4 hundred thousand viewers wouldn’t look so bad.

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  18. Yveline says

    May 29, 2015 at 1:41 pm

    Thanks TT for the recap, it was even better than the show!
    I love this show and truly hope they broadcast the next season here. Gamble owned everyone this reunion, even enjoyed her shutting down Lydia who kept interrupting her. Her takedown of Manuela made me spit out my chocolate milk, wow.

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  19. khintx says

    May 29, 2015 at 1:54 pm

    I love this show including the reunions. I hope we get a season 3.

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  20. beth says

    May 29, 2015 at 6:42 pm

    I haven’t watched this series, but it isn’t because I’m not interested, I just get caught by surprise that it has come and gone and I missed it – does it repeat during the week, as the other RH shows do? I’d love it if they did a marathon weekend of s01 and s02

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  21. blondesense says

    May 29, 2015 at 7:35 pm

    I do not watch, I just came to read as I was after some TT snark until my Xanax and coffee kicks in. I do not care for Melbournians (I am an Adelaidian and that’s how we roll). I am however, very comfortable with Alex Perry’s name being changed to Twat Waffle on a permanent basis. The optical staff always try and sell me his ugly $400 glasses when I go in for the 2 for $99 special. They are all identical to what’s on his head. Count me in on the petition for Micheal to take over.

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    • tamaratattles says

      May 29, 2015 at 8:04 pm

      ​You have to make an exception to the Melbourne rule for Micheal. He’s “special.” Are Melbournians like yankees? 🙂

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    • Micheal says

      May 29, 2015 at 8:10 pm

      I’ve been to Adelaide before during one of its heatwaves, I struggled with that. It is a nice place, very flat with a lot of traffic lights. The wine region is really good. Sadly it gets overlooked a bit due to it location.

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    • Wonky Tonk says

      May 29, 2015 at 9:51 pm

      That explains a hell of a lot about those stupid glasses on his head. Thanks for the insight.

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      • Micheal says

        May 30, 2015 at 6:47 am

        Technically Alex was synonymous with ‘loser who wears sunglasses on top of his head indoors’ before he had an eyewear line.

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  22. beauxblue says

    May 29, 2015 at 8:28 pm

    The season was sort of men, but the reunion was great, the drinking, very little crying, so much better than american house wife reunions!

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  23. Xanadude says

    May 29, 2015 at 9:44 pm

    I’m hard of hearing, so I’m always have the captioning on. I highly recommend it.

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  24. loriru says

    May 30, 2015 at 9:00 am

    Love this show! Good or bad, love the scenery and the “costumes”. Also love that the “villianesses” are merely gossipy and equally entertaining. So over the one dimensional nastniess of some of the American HW shows.

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  25. Katherine says

    May 30, 2015 at 5:07 pm

    I like these women, too. Jackie looks good with a few extra pounds this season [take note, Janet!] and Lydia is beautiful minus a few.
    Thinking Petitfleur should add “Delicate” to the start of her name, and stick to plagiarizing and vanity publishing. I don’t believe she’s used every self-help cliche known to womankind yet. She could eke out a few more tomes.
    The woman is too thin-skinned for reality tv. Wait, is that racist?

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  26. Travis says

    May 31, 2015 at 8:52 am

    Tamara late post so probably no one will read yet I agree with you. I think this show is great and if people would just watch they would love it.

    Gamble stole the show. I think Lydia tried to soften this season yet behind the scenes she stirred it up. Petti is a mess and I was laughing even though I do not care for her. Gina I did not like this season. The other ladies were ok. I am thinking though the music singer wife needs to go.
    And you have to love Lydia for not moving..lol.

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    • Wonky Tonk says

      May 31, 2015 at 10:20 am

      Agreed Gamble ran away with the season. Gina showed her backside a few times, but she’s still in good with me.

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  27. Destiny says

    September 8, 2015 at 4:35 pm

    I’m American & I LOVE THIS SHOW AND LYDIA IS MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE!! The American housewives versions are so trashy and BORING! These chicks know how to live it up and kick some ass?????

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