Finally, could it be we are going to get rid of this ridiculous storyline between Mike and GG? I had heard that by now there would be multiple girls coming forward on the show. I guess that information was not accurate? We shall see. But for now, GG and Mike have agreed to luncheon. Mike arrives dressed as Justin Beiber. This is not explained. Mike wants to know why if something made her uncomfortable why didn’t she just come to him. He has no memory of what happened. He says he was on pills and booze. Mike says that he is sorry for anything she says happened. GG finally gets the wording of the apology she wants. She says she thinks Mike really does know what he did. Oh wait, now GG doesn’t like the wording of the apology. GG says she is fine with parting ways with Mike. In Mike’s talking head, he says, “So what if I did try to have sex with her? So what? Let’s move on!” But those are heavily lead by production and not to be taken seriously.
We are sticking to the stupid storyline that Asa and MJ are feuding. I believe that to be completely contrived by production. I can’t stand watching these people pack. They are just ridiculous. Asifa wants to take advantage of the paid for wedding and get married in Thailand. This causes a fight before they can even get out the door. The fighting continues on the plane. I have no desire to take any flights over 9 hours. I just can’t imagine it. Apparently Bobby and Asifa fought the whole way.
I’ll spare you the color commentary on the in appropriate dinner conversation and bickering. Breakfast looks lovely. Ditto the nipple comparisons at the breakfast table. So the idiots go for massages. Because they can’t do that in Beverly Hills. I suppose part of the comp is to experience as much of the resort as possible. The guys are given mess underwear to wear. It covers nothing. It’s literally like fishnet. What is the purpose of that? The girls and the guys both talk about Bobby and Asifa’s crappy relationship. Because that is very relaxing.
GG likes her new boyfriend and misses him. GG is having a hard time being with a genuinely good guy. It’s new for her.
Asifa and Bobby have a big blow out and “break up.” Bobby wants his own room. Reza is in the honeymoon suite alone. He cannot deal with all the Asifa drama. Shervin and GG try to get Asifa in check. Asifa and Bobby get together to talk and Asifa starts off being a bitch again. They break up again.
Because I can’t stand to discuss all the fighting, I will let you know that Reza has been on Twitter very vocal about his love and devotion to Adam. Adam just had a birthday and they are going strong according to Reza. At the next dinner, Asa and Reza decide to go to their rooms. Shervin goes in on Asifa and GG backs him up. Asifa thinks nothing is her fault, ever.
I am totally ready for Southern Charm even if it is just to hear different people bitching.
Reza goes to Asa’s room and they both have a meltdown. Asa feels terrible for Adam. Reza just wants to go home.
Next week: It’s the finale. In Thailand.