Once again I missed a show I wanted to see on Bravo because Andy Cohen has to tack his stupid WWHL show that I am already taping to the end of some Real Housewives shit.
So I am going to share some brief 2 am thoughts on a show I would have watched live if Andy was not such a douchebag, and just happened to catch. Cleary, Bravo does NOT understand that we have shows we watch ON THE HOUR. And if I am already taping two, I can’t watch another one because his ego does not want to wait until the ACTUAL TIME HIS SHOW COMES ON.
Chantelle is already selling “stories” to tabloids you go fame whore girl. I don’t care about your love life. Stop tweeting me about it. Geneva has some weird knock off Birkin product placement happening. The trouble is no one knows what the fuck it is. Chantelle says she sounds like she needs a lobotomy. No, it sounds like you already had one.
We are going to the fucking Hamptons again.
Daisy is the only person I actually like better when they got cancer. In general, if you were a cunt when you get cancer, you are still a cunt with cancer. Not Daisy. First of all she was not a cunt she was just on the very annoying side of chipper. I thought it was fake. It was not. She is doing the whole “taking it like a champ” thing, which by the way is far more than I would do. If you hate me now, you will REALLY hate me with cancer.
Speaking of cunts, I really LOVED Demetria last season. This season she has MAJOR seasontwoitis. Oh everyone loves me best so I can be a cunt satchel. Girl please. It’s like you have no idea about reality TV. So she is being a cunt to Chantelle. But seriously? I don’t like the new girl either. Either of them. But the polite thing to do is give them some time. We could like them later, you never know.
AND Chantelle was not overly misbehaving at the book launch. Stop taking yourself so seriously, she was a bit loud, but that is to be expected when you have an open bar. AND Greg was being a dick. Remember Greg? We liked him better than you last season. This season not so much.
Demetria tells Geneva she can’t invite her to the wedding unless she makes things right with Greg. Geneva is all. “What I did?” Oh no, I’d be like let me refund my gift and move on from here. I am uninvited because I tried to keep my guest from leaving your function? Girl fuck that an go on with yourself. I am not having none of that. I wish you the best on your wedding and I will see you next time we film. Geneva why are you having a conversation about this. Just say, ” I certainly don’t want to Greg to have anyone at his wedding he doesn’t want there. So I will not attend.”
Mica’s wig is horrible. Does she have cancer too? The girls play truth or dare. Geneva doesn’t know Daisy has cancer. So Demetria tells her. Geneva is sad and she is upset to be the last to know. Arzo, Demetria and Melyssa are being cunts. I don’t care if they are drunk. Cancer will sober your ass up real fast.