After over a year of planning, Brooke Brinson finally got her dream wedding to Thayer Wiederhorn yesterday. Brooke’s father, Monty Brinson stayed home due to his stage four cancer, which was the whole reason for the quickie Bravo wedding in LA which allowed her to be given away by her father. At the originally planned wedding, her half-brother Chad had the honor of walking her down the aisle.
And yes, Kim Richards was sprung from her lenient as hell Sober Living facility to be present for the facilities. She gave a short speech about her heart being happy that when Brooke can’t be with her she is glad she is with the heir to Fatburger and his fat wallet. I paraphrase.
Kyle was also there with husband Maurico and her daughters. Alexia was a bridesmaid in the wedding, mangled dog bitten hand hanging precariously. Or maybe you can’t even see the scar. The former makes a more dramatic story though. Portia in her infinite cuteness and sass was the flower girl.
Blah, blah, blah blah. There are a billion pictures on Instagram. Cabo is apparently very beautiful. Paris and Nicky Hilton and all the dozens of bridesmaids are all model perfect. The men are all rich. I get all that.
Here is what I don’t get. Monty and Kim. They married when Kim was pregnant with Brooke in a shotgun wedding. He was supposedly an “heir to a supermarket chain.” Can anyone name that supermarket chain? I’ll wait. What you can find out is that Monty tried his hand at acting for like five minutes in the 1980s and then played a lot of poker. His father was not dead at the time of Kim’s wedding. The wedding lasted, 1, 2, 3 years depending on who is telling the story. At which point she threw him over for Chad’s father who was actually a billionaire. Monty? His past is really only discussed in an unauthorized biography of the Hilton family. To me it seems for like fiction than fact. Despite all the nutbars here who think that dumb book is rife with facts and reality.
So they got married. Kim had her Disney money but she probably didn’t have full access to until she turned 21. I’m not buying that there were large sums of money between the couple at this time. Well-off, sure. But not ten carat diamond engagement ring rich.
Which brings us to Monty’s latest story about his soul mate, Kim. Oh and did I mention the Hilton’s are financially supporting Monty “the supermarket heir” by giving him access to one of their jets and putting him up in Vegas for poker outings?
So please explain this to me.
Today my daughter @brookewiederhorn got married in Cabo her dream wedding to her dream husband @thayerwiederhorn As you know I wasn’t able to make it cause of Heath reasons. But will celebrate when they get back. Congratulations again. This picture has a very special meaning. When @kimrichards11 and I got married I bought her this 10 carat ring. Since Kim and I are very sentimental people we took the diamond out of the ring and made a necklace for her. Today on her wedding day she wore it for the fist time as she got married today so it shows the love we all have for each other. Proud day for a dad. Congratulations again. #wedding #diamond #family #daughter #rhobh #memorialweekend #bride #love #heart
I’m sorry. I don’t believe that Monty bought Kim a ten carat diamond ring in the 1980s. I just don’t. I don’t find that Monty or Kim are particularly familiar with the truth.