Oh I see Andrew has decided to have Vivica Fox on tonight. Really, Andrew? You are so disappointing. So he introduces her as being know for Independence Day and Kill Bill from like the 90s and her new movie, Chocolate City. For fucksake, bitch was in Sharknado 2.
And is already praising the fuck out of Vivica. He must have told her three times in the introductions how good she looks. Really, Andrew. Sell out much? Robert Ri’chard is the hot bartender also in Chocolate City.
The first game is would Vivica invest in these housewives products. Asa’s Diamond Water? Yes (with a finger snap), Kenya’s production company? Absolutely not. She makes a snide comment. Something about her mother? I could not hear and I listened three times. Phaedra’s Phine Body video? Yes. Her mortuary business? No. Brandi’s Podcast? Yes she loves Brandi. Vivica says that she and Brandi became good friends on Celebrity Apprentice. Of course they did. #Cunts
Fredrik’s game was questions any normal person would know the answer to about real estate.
OMG! OMG! Fredrick is really having a baby. He won’t give a date but says it is definitely happing. I am so happy Fred is on to balance out the ratchet.
Time for caller questions:
Jesus Christ. Andy is letting tons of evil assed question through I can tell from the first caller.
How do you feel about Kenya now? And how do you fee about her boyfriend being married? Vivica says that is Kenya was woman enough to admit what she did and sit down for a face to face talk she would absolutely forgive her. But she will never forget. Vivica says about the “engagement thingy” yet another stunt and I wish she would stop. She says, “Kenya, you are a beautiful girl. You do not have to do these stunts and I wish you would stop.” FUCK YOU, YOU SLUNT. There was no stunt. And Kenya doesn’t give a rat’s ass about your wishes. Have some fucking compassion for the woman or sit your ass down. Are you really going to talk about Kenya the whole show? Because I can be sure she would not be talking about you if she were on right now.
Andy says, ” You had tweeted ‘toxic trick'” and Vivica says, “Yeah, that’s her name. That’s the name I gave her from the epic boardroom showdown that we had on Celebrity Apprentice. Because I believe she has toxic tendancies.” Andy’s response? “Yeah Okay.”
Someone asked Fredrik how he dealt with all the cougars at Bethenny’s birthday party. He says he was there to wish Bethenny a happy birthday and the tension in the room was bad so he gave her an air kiss and he and Derek left.
Vivica, what is the issue with you and Jimmy Kimmel? She says she didn’t know there was one until he gave an interview saying he would never have her back on the show. She says she went on one time and he dissed her good friend Starr Jones and she had just been in her wedding. She’s a ride or die chick. She saw him later at an event and he was very kind so she was surprised to hear he would not have her back.
Andy gives Vivica the shitty camisole, so there is that. Fredrick gets a onsie for his baby.
Someone asks if Vivica would ever consider being a housewife? She says that Andy said, “Yo Viv. I wish you lived in Atlanta!” Um Andy would never say “Yo, Viv” and if he said anything similar, I’d like to place the race card. Don’t you live in LA? Why wouldn’t you be considered for that show? Do black people only live in Atlanta? WTF? She says when she did Apprentice back in 1942 that was the most she wanted to do with reality TV. She says she loves Nene and Porsha and if they wanted her to do a drive by she would. SO FUCKING THIRSTY FOR KENYA’S JOB. Andy says Fred should do Celebrity Apprentice. I agree he would be GREAT.
Vivica plugged her borrowed clothes and shoes a billion times.
Andy gives his Mazel from David Letterman.