Kathryn and Craig’s Adventures Come To A Crashing Halt
I didn’t recap last night, mostly because I was being lazy but also because the Bravo schedule was all kinds of off and messing up my ability to tape other shows. So today, I will try to get us all caught up. But first, I believe that Craig and Kathryn flipped the golf cart in a drunken accident and that is why Kathryn woke up looking like this. I don’t believe any hanky panky went down. I think they had two walk back from wherever they wrecked the cart. Also, Thomas and Kathryn were already broken up when they went to Jekyll. Of course these two breakup and makeup all the time, so…
Okay on with the episode. Why is Kathryn acting like she can’t believe this happened ? Why are these people acting like the girl who was attacked is an “opportunist?” Just to refresh your memory, here is a link to the cell phone video. Meanwhile, everyone is pissed that Kathryn is not rushing off to be by Thomas’ side. Whitney is tattling to Thomas about Kathryn staying on the island. Craig is the only one who is happy about this. So on to the weirdest salsa lesson ever.
Thomas Loses The Election
Thomas is blaming the media for his problems. As soon as they get back, Whitney runs straight to Thomas. The campaign manager hates Whitney. Thomas is feeling sorry for himself, so he broke up with Kathryn. On Facebook. Kathryn wastes no time in packing her shit up and leaving. This long drawn out montage is ridiculous. They make up like a week later.
Patricia and the boy child watch Thomas’ interview on TV. The police found the charges unfounded. The two discuss their mutual jealousy of Kathryn. Patricia calling anyone a “shameless strumpet” is fucking hilarious.
Everyone shows up at the campaign party to drown their sorrows after Thomas pulls in four percent of the vote. Whitney is just happy that the campaign manager is out of Thomas’ life and can’t cock block him anymore. Kathryn waltzes in right in front of Whitney who is introducing Thomas to his supporters. Which are his cast mates. Everything Patricia says about Kathryn, really describes Patricia to a tee.
Kathryn is drunk. The situation between Kathryn and Thomas is awkward. Kathryn takes her frustrations out on Landon. Kathryn runs out of the venue crying.
There wasn’t a lot to say about this week. Next week is the finale.