For some ungodly reason this show was 76 minutes long last night, which fucked up the schedule for everything on Bravo all night, causing me not to be abled to recap in real time. Good Job, Bravo.
We start with Reza at his flip property. Reza says since Asa did her pop priestess thing on the house, all his problems are gone and everything is working perfectly. Why isn’t Asa mad at Reza for not inviting her to his perverted bachelor party?
Reza goes with MJ to a fertility doctor. MJ lies to the doctor about age despite going to high school with the doctor. I think it would be weird have a GYN you went to high school with. Even weirder is the fact that Reza is in the room during the exam. He’s actually on the business end of the situation while she was getting wanded. The doctor says her ovaries are full of fertility bubbles and she is good to go. Now she just has to try to get laid. Oh and wait on the blood test results.
Asa has completely redone her parents house. It’s really pretty. Her parents love it.Mike has allegedly sold a three million dollar house. Most of the real estate stuff we see from Mike has been fake in the past. MJ drops by to see the house and talk to Mike about the situation with the group. MJ is trying to get Mike to apologize to Golnesa. Mike is irritated by the suggestion and says he has nothing to apologize for. I am so sick of this storyline.
Asifa and Bobby have lunch at home with Bobby’s mom. Bobby insists on real plates, because he is a human. Asifa makes a big deal out of and they bicker. Bobby had sex with one of Asifa’s friends while they were broken up. Bobby says she needs to get over that.
GG and MJ go on a double date. They have a picnic in the park. I can’t remember the last time I did that. I like GG’s new man. He’s really cute.
Reza and Adam go to couples therapy. Reza has cold feet. He says that their relationship lacks passion. Adam thinks everything is fine. The therapist says Adam needs to have a backbone. Only he called it a voice. Reza can’t believe that Adam doesn’t know they have a problem. Reza doesn’t want to get married in Thailand. He says that he is not ready. Adam is devastated.
MJ coaches her mother on how to treat Charlie as the three meet for dinner. The last time the met for brunch, Vida was not forewarned about Charlie and things did not go well. This is sad to watch because all this time Charlie is dating MJ, he had a girlfriend. This time things go a bit better between Vida and Charlie. MJ says she is in love with Charlie. /sigh.
Bobby and Asa meet for cake and pudding. Bobby has a black card? That can’t possibly be a black Amex. Last week, Asifa had a fit that Bobby and GG were texting each other. When she finds out about this little date with Asa to talk about her, she is going to be pissed.
We had a very weird scene where MJ gets her fertility test results, and her STD tests on speaker phone while meeting with a client. She’s fertile and disease free.
Reza has called a last minute dinner at Koi for everyone going on the Thailand trip, except Adam. This scene is way too drawn out. Reza eventually tells everyone that he has cancelled the wedding. They are still going to Thailand, but Adam will not be joining them. Adam was the one who initially suggested they get married in Thailand. I wonder how much of this is real. Do they really have an extra ticket now? I can’t imagine Adam wanting to go on the trip where he was supposed to be getting married and then not getting married.
Why are my recaps so short today? There just didn’t seem to be much to comment on.
Next week: The gang heads to Thailand and Bobby and Asifa have a fight that ends with Bobby packing up his shit and heading home. Or maybe just to a private room.