For some ungodly reason this show was 76 minutes long last night, which fucked up the schedule for everything on Bravo all night, causing me not to be abled to recap in real time. Good Job, Bravo.
We start with Reza at his flip property. Reza says since Asa did her pop priestess thing on the house, all his problems are gone and everything is working perfectly. Why isn’t Asa mad at Reza for not inviting her to his perverted bachelor party?
Reza goes with MJ to a fertility doctor. MJ lies to the doctor about age despite going to high school with the doctor. I think it would be weird have a GYN you went to high school with. Even weirder is the fact that Reza is in the room during the exam. He’s actually on the business end of the situation while she was getting wanded. The doctor says her ovaries are full of fertility bubbles and she is good to go. Now she just has to try to get laid. Oh and wait on the blood test results.
Asa has completely redone her parents house. It’s really pretty. Her parents love it.
Mike has allegedly sold a three million dollar house. Most of the real estate stuff we see from Mike has been fake in the past. MJ drops by to see the house and talk to Mike about the situation with the group. MJ is trying to get Mike to apologize to Golnesa. Mike is irritated by the suggestion and says he has nothing to apologize for. I am so sick of this storyline.
Asifa and Bobby have lunch at home with Bobby’s mom. Bobby insists on real plates, because he is a human. Asifa makes a big deal out of and they bicker. Bobby had sex with one of Asifa’s friends while they were broken up. Bobby says she needs to get over that.
GG and MJ go on a double date. They have a picnic in the park. I can’t remember the last time I did that. I like GG’s new man. He’s really cute.
Reza and Adam go to couples therapy. Reza has cold feet. He says that their relationship lacks passion. Adam thinks everything is fine. The therapist says Adam needs to have a backbone. Only he called it a voice. Reza can’t believe that Adam doesn’t know they have a problem. Reza doesn’t want to get married in Thailand. He says that he is not ready. Adam is devastated.
MJ coaches her mother on how to treat Charlie as the three meet for dinner. The last time the met for brunch, Vida was not forewarned about Charlie and things did not go well. This is sad to watch because all this time Charlie is dating MJ, he had a girlfriend. This time things go a bit better between Vida and Charlie. MJ says she is in love with Charlie. /sigh.
Bobby and Asa meet for cake and pudding. Bobby has a black card? That can’t possibly be a black Amex. Last week, Asifa had a fit that Bobby and GG were texting each other. When she finds out about this little date with Asa to talk about her, she is going to be pissed.
We had a very weird scene where MJ gets her fertility test results, and her STD tests on speaker phone while meeting with a client. She’s fertile and disease free.
Reza has called a last minute dinner at Koi for everyone going on the Thailand trip, except Adam. This scene is way too drawn out. Reza eventually tells everyone that he has cancelled the wedding. They are still going to Thailand, but Adam will not be joining them. Adam was the one who initially suggested they get married in Thailand. I wonder how much of this is real. Do they really have an extra ticket now? I can’t imagine Adam wanting to go on the trip where he was supposed to be getting married and then not getting married.
Why are my recaps so short today? There just didn’t seem to be much to comment on.
Next week: The gang heads to Thailand and Bobby and Asifa have a fight that ends with Bobby packing up his shit and heading home. Or maybe just to a private room.
I missed it so thanks for the recap. I was binge watching old seasons of Mad Men. I KNEW that Reza would cancel the wedding and I’m happy for Adam that he did.
Reza is such a turd. And I’m so sick of him calling other guys “whores” when he’s King of the Whores. Or is it King Ho?
Well if I hear him call another woman a bitch again I’ll scream! He is so disgusting!
AGREED. He is so disrespectful and slimy. Who the hell would do an expensive real estate deal with him? Oh, forgot. Bethenny.
WHAAAATTTTT????!!
It was painful to watch the scene with Asifa and Bobby arguing infront of his mother. Asifa called him a girl? Way to immaculate your man. And eating out of take out containers is so trashy. It seems that Asifa’s definition of an independent modern woman is many people definition of a lazy woman. There is no reason she can not take out a platter for company.
Asifa is wicked. She’s a nasty little self absorbed bitch. Bobby would be crazy to marry her. She’s lazy as hell. All she cares about is dressing up, putting on tons of makeup and soon playing mommy to kids. I can’t stand her.
I agree. And she acts like the few things she does do, is just until she lands him again as a husband. He’s a fool to remarry someone so selfish and difficult. On the other hand, I’m still rooting for Reza and Adam to make it. I think Reza is just afraid of comittement. Adam is a total sweetheart and I don’t think Reza could do any better and would really be sorry to lose him.
Bobby and Asifa need to call it quits,they are not compatible she is always bossing him around and yelling at him she doesn’t cook she doesn’t clean. she is very annoying.
I HATE ASIFA….well I don’t really know her but dam, she is just awful. She is a perceptual victim, wants to dominate Bobby,,,,,ugh!
I agree Lawstangel . I don’t like Asifa either . The thing is they married and divorced previously for whatever reason it didn’t work then it’s not going to work now . Asifa is the type that has to discuss or argue over the simple things she’s uptight and can’t just go with the flow!
Read Asifa’s blog from today. She is trashing Bobby’s mom. #sodisrespectful
Didn’t Adam call into WWHL the last time Reza was a guest and they confirmed they did get married (I don’t remember if they specified it happened in Thailand)? Is this going to be some *shocking* twist that Adam shows up after all and they go through with the wedding? If so, why would Andy allow them to spoil it on WWHL?
I hope you dreamt that!
What? I don’t want to hear they got married after all. If it’s true, then I’m going to call a “Jessica” on this. Meaning Adam just wants to be married.
Was hoping I misremembered, but just went back to the Bravo website to watch clips.. It actually happened during the after show. Adam calls in and has very lovey dovey banter with Reza about how cute they both are and how much they love eachother. Andy keeps asking Adam when the wedding is but he does not give an answer so Reza holds up his ring finger to flash a giant gold ring and says “I’z a married man now .. It may have happened in Thailand you’ll have to wait and see.” In another clip from the after show a caller asks if we will see their wedding on Bravo and Reza again raises his ring ringer and says he’s married now and we will need to watch toward the end of the season to see it happen.
Ok then time to start the “how long the marriage lasts” pool! I say 3 years.
Can I just point out how adorable I thought Asa’s mother’s reaction to her new house was?? It was REALLY nice to watch someone be happy and grateful after watching the witches of eastwick on Kandi’s Ski trip the other night. Those women should take a lesson in grace and manors…
I loved it too – her happy dance made me smile and be happy with her. She is a really lovely woman. #asayouareveirdo
Hmmm I hope one day Adam sees this as a blessing in disguise!! I don’t even know why reza proposed! They seem so mismatched just like bobby and Asifa! They are going in different directions! He doesn’t see her as marriage material because she doesn’t have the qualities he wants! They are wasting time! End it!
I too am wondering why only MJ is implicated in this hidden bachelorette party! No one dragged reza and he was all for it! Backstabbing bunch of people fighting over crap!
Because both MJ and Asa are always looking for some reason to take pot shots at each other?
I don’t even get where she thinks MJ is jealous of her relationship with reza! It’s as if they say these things just to give it life! Same crap with mike and GG! Why the hell is the group insisting he apologize based on a test that she originally failed? If they remember it differently well why can’t they accept that? Why the hell is GG so mad about it? Didn’t they say he was tugging on her g string some time? Was she mad then too?
Story lines!
Just for clarification, Asifa wasn’t suggesting they eat out of the styrofoam containers. They had real plates already on the table from which to eat their food. She did not want to transfer the huge quantity of food items to serving platters and serving bowls, simply to then transfer it from said platters and bowls onto your individual plate to eat. I agree with her! How absurd and wasteful and after they get to clean 7 large platters and bowls and utensils. It’s silly and wasteful. There’s nothing wrong with serving yourself multiple dishes out of styrofoam take out containers ONTO A REAL PLATE AND EATING IT.
THERE IS EVERYTHING WRONG WITH THAT. Comments like this just make yankees look even worse.
On Tue, May 19, 2015 at 3:10 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Tamara, please don’t blame her lack of etiquette on all Yankees. As a Yankee if I were to entertain a lady I wish to be my mother-in-law, using serving plates, a step above every day dishes and Miska glasses would be used. More importantly, I would never argue with my mate in front of his mother. Big mistake; especially after voicing he’s a Momma’s boy.
Bless her heart.
I agree with TT need and Bobby that you need serving platters. Whenever you have company, even if it is family, appearance and presentation are important. TT, I’m a Yankee. So I say it is not about being a Yankee but more about a lack of common sense or etiquette. Maybe it’s how someone is raised… Idk and I digress
It’s a lazy thing and not a Yankee thing. I’m from Jersey. I would have served my future MIL on my Lennox china with my Waterford crystal to make it special. Class and classless knows no geography.
So what if you have to wash a few extra dishes? They weren’t even using the good stuff and they had a dishwasher.
The only time it is proper to not eat off of real plates is 1)when I am being manly sand eating a huge turkey leg at the state fair and 2)when one is at a barbecue wherein the food is served on butcher paper.
Styrofoam should not he used to cook or transport food, and if you are serving guests, dear lord, don’t let them know about the original container, no matter how close you are. Or were last night. Its tacky.
Nope, not a Yankee thing hon. Sorry.n Just a straight up ;lack of grace and manners…
Ehh I don’t know about all these people saying they would use crystal and China and such to serve their future MIL. Is she the Queen of England? Sure I guess I wouldn’t have guests eating from plastic containers but just regular dishes should be sufficient. What if you order a pizza? Should that also be transferred to an official serving platter? If you want to eat ‘fancy’, go out to a restaurant. Just my opinion, I’m sure some other nationalities are more formal about these kinds of things.
Oops sorry I didn’t read all the comments before making the pizza comment. I see that’s been addressed ad nauseum 🙂
If it were just Bobby and herself eating then I can see not transferring the food into serving platters. But Bobby’s mother is a guest in their home and should feel as one. I think it was very tacky for Asifa to insist that they use the containers.
If I invited my mother over for dinner and served her food from take-out containers she’d get the vapors. And we’re Yankees. Well, sort of, we’re a few miles below the Mason-Dixon Line… 😉
For sure that is correct, about the mother in law or any guest when using real platters and such, as opposed to just the two of you. Also, I think you need to consider what your husband prefers and is accustomed to. If he wants plates and platters even if the two of you, then so be it.
that’s lazy..not a waste…plates and platters can be washed…
Sure it is. It’s a waste of water, soap and effort. I live in Texas and I was born and raised here. I also come from a wealthy family and now live in my own large beautiful home with my husband. We are well-educated and can certainly behave appropriately in polite society. That said, there is NOTHING WRONG WITH EATING YOUR FOOD OFF YOUR NICE DISHES AFTER TRANSFERRING IT TO SAID NICE DISH FROM STYROFOAM. Good grief, they are home together with one other family member. This is absurd. It’s not prince William and Kate
It has nothing to do with who is THERE, it has to do with being civilized which clearly you are not.
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I used to always give the side eye to guys that I dated who were confused they got a glass (not a solo cup) with ice which I would pour their co-cola in before serving. Were they really going to drink out of the can? Oh, noe. Noe. Noe. Noe.
How hard is it to wash a dish? I have plates for every type of meal, plates for Asian food, plates for BLTs, steak platters, several fancy china patterns, I probably have 100 plates in this house…
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lol So I’m uncivilized if I eat my food off of a nice plate that was previously contained in a styrofoam container, without bothering to pointlessly first transfer the food to some middleman serving platter so I can feel good about my breeding or deep knowledge of matters of etiquette? (WHILE THE FOOD GETS COLD, I MIGHT ADD) BUT, I am civilized (and am qualified to proclaim others’ civility or lack thereof) while cursing at people, ranting about my depression, medication and fatness in a very public forum, insulting people in a vulgar and hostile manner, and just generally acting like an insufferable bitch, as long as I use a serving platter in between receiving delivered food in styrofoam and transferring it to my expensive dinner plate. HA. Got it, thanks for the lesson.
For the record, I totally don’t mind people I don’t even know doing anything of those things. lol what on earth do you people do when you order a pizza? Do you first transfer it to some special crystal pizza platter? Or is that okay to grab a slice and place it directly on your plate?
I agree drinking beer out of a can is gross. So is drinking beer out of a solo cup. I would rather drink beer out of a bottle than a Solo cup. We use chilled pint glasses and tulip glasses in our home.
I am not sure why you are eating food from Styrofoam contains either. And I didn’t even mention that the idiots are cooking in aluminum pans. There were just too many horrors in that scene to list.
Also, when one eats pizza, it is perfectly acceptable to leave it in the box until one transfers it to a plate (not a paper towel!).
I’m hardly Emily Post. I am shocked that I even need to explain civilized eating to anyone. I’ve heard of such a lack of breeding but rarely witness it.
On Tue, May 19, 2015 at 5:35 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Tamara, you are so incredibly rude to people. That was so uncalled for. You seem like a very unhappy woman. I’d take Badger and her styrofoam over your platters and nastiness any day. You sound like someone with a superiority complex who attempts to appear sophisticated but truly has no idea how a civilized person behaves. You act like an elitist because you feel so incredibly bad about yourself. I don’t care that it’s your blog–lighten up and quit being so obnoxious to people who disagree with you.
I AM rude to people. I am often unhappy. I am not feeling superior to anyone. I am sophisticated in many ways. And I know that civilized people don’t eat like ingrates. I often discuss living in the ghetto, so I m not sure why you think I am an elitist. Is it because I have table manners that are in place whether it is just me or a formal function? Are you twelve? You should worry that it is my blog. Who are you to tell me to “lighten up?” If you find me obnoxious and disagreeable, why not find another blog, dickhead? This one is mine and your opinion is shit. Perhaps you should scurry off to some site you like better while fucking yourself in the ass with a spiked dildo?
@Mike I read the comments between TT and Badger as friendly banter. TT we all love your blog and you, hence why we are all here.
Badger is an idiot.
On Tue, May 19, 2015 at 11:15 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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To have company over and order take out is lazy to me, unless on rare occasions if something came up, or last minute get togethers. But hey if Bobby wants to overlook this ,it’s his choice. I can predict she will not change from how she is now and will only be worse when she’s his wife again.Theyre going to be on of those miserable couples who fight constantly about everything.
Why are you people here if you hate it so much? Go away. Please.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Tamara, is the Window-Likker section still full? A humanitarian release might be in order to open up a few more seats…
Badger and Mike, we’re guests in TT’s blog. She is what she is which is why we’re here.
That said, TT, what about jam for the table? Can it stay in the jar? My mom used to say no, it had to be in a serving dish…easy to say in a third world country with lots of household help.
Condiments are one of those it depends who is looking things. If you are using the good china then you have to use condiment dishes. If you are having morning after breakfast in bed, you can get away with the jar. Or you can buy the tiny personal sized jars for the table.
On Wed, May 20, 2015 at 7:32 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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People get very upset when they realize they have been eating like barbarians for years.
On Wed, May 20, 2015 at 10:14 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
> Condiments are one of those it depends who is looking things. If you are > using the good china then you have to use condiment dishes. If you are > having morning after breakfast in bed, you can get away with the jar. Or > you can buy the tiny personal sized jars for the table. > > On Wed, May 20, 2015 at 7:32 AM, Tamara Tattles [email protected]> wrote: > >>
Vittles taste better when eaten from purdy plates.
What about putting the pots and/or skillets that the food was cooked in right on the table? That’s what my mother did! I thought it was tacky and have never done it myself.
It sort of matters what it is. If it is a low country boil, maybe. But essentially it is a no.
On Tue, May 19, 2015 at 9:35 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I agree but this is a Persian thing. You don’t serve your sweetie’s mother a meal from styrofoam containers.
Thanks for pointing this out–you are 100% accurate. I am Persian and I would rather saw off my arm than serve my future mother-in-law from styrofoam containers it would make me wild with anxiety and feelings of inadequacy–we are raised to think it is beyond lazy, disrespectful, and uncouth to do that with guests. It’s a totally different story when I’m with my own family or just with my boyfriend, but I wouldn’t dream of treating his mother that way when she is over. Asifa loudly arguing with Bobby and insisting on serving Bobby’s mom in styrofoam, within earshot, made it ten times worse. To an Iranian woman (the mother-in-law) the message comes across as Asifa arguing: “your mother doesn’t need to be treated nicely, she’s nothing special!” If I’m not mistaken I saw her serve her own family out of styrofoam weeks before so maybe it’s a family-culture thing but Koko, you are so right–etiquette and tiny nuances of manners and tradition mean everything in the Persian culture and can communicate so much without words. It’s too bad Asifa is so unaware of that.
A) You are not Persian. You are Iranian. B) It’s not an Iranian thing, it’s just was civilized people do. 3) The word Styrofoam itself makes me uncomfortable. 🙂
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It’s more than a Persian thing. It’s a dating thing. Who treats their future (hopeful ) MIL that way? Most women TRY or at least WANT to impress. ANYONE for that matter, not just a potential in-law…Well, classy women anyway…
Doing shit like that is fine when it’s just the two. But for God’s sake, put the food you are serving your COMPANY on a dish/in a bowl. I’m sure it’s really grueling work for Asifa to rinse off those serving dishes and stack them in a dishwasher. You can’t possibly think that narcissist would actually wash a dish do you?
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weird…it was supposed to be: snicker
Oh my God, I can’t believe I’m even getting in on this conversation. But I’m obviously going to☺️
If my mother-in-law was coming to dinner at my home regardless of whether I loved her or hated her (my mother-in-law lives in northern Ireland and is amazing
@Lawst…I wasn’t downing your post. There wasn’t a reply link to who I wanted to reply to! Right now I can’t tell as I’m getting used to this new phone. I meant no harm honest! Btw can you help with a smartphone? Lolol J/K
But…Her NAILS……
well, because when you have a rare guest who is also your fiance’s mom and you didn’t even have to go to the trouble of cooking anything, it’s a nice touch to put the food into nicer platters first. If she or the couple were eating alone, one night after work, that’s one thing, but the mom should be treated as an esteemed guest.
That is absurd! Presentation is just as important as taste. It affects everything about a meal. Also, cloth napkins are a must when serving food to a guest. It’s not expensive, it shows hospitality, and is tasteful rather than being tacky, lackey, wackylicious. Thanks to military moves everywhere… never & nowhere is it positively received having been served food from ‘to go’ containers. Mercy, what is this world coming to?
Amen!
That is absurd! Presentation is just as important as taste. It affects everything about a meal. Also, cloth napkins are a must when serving food to a guest. It’s not expensive, it shows hospitality, and is tasteful rather than being tacky, lackey, wackylicious. Thanks to military moves everywhere… never & nowhere is it positively received having been served food from ‘to go’ containers. Mercy, what is this world coming to?
A lot late. Throwing this out there. As a Yankee (Wow I have never called myself that, but I guess technically I am) and Indian American, my mom would be kind of annoyed if we wasted time and effort to move all the food onto serving dishes for her. She would she that as being treated coldly and not like family. It’s actually more of compliment if you feel comfortable enough to act relaxed and casual. For example, I was visiting my parents last weekend, and we had close family friends from Chicago and San Diego. And you best believe it as soon as they arrived the aunties were helping my mom out in the kitchen to wash the dishes. I guess in the Indian culture (that I grew up with it at least) respect isn’t shown by what plates we eat off of but in other ways. Every house you visit in India you are offered a beverage and/or something to eat. It might be something small like biscuits but it’s rude to not accept at least one. One incident sticks out in my mind in particular when a older, widowed lady down the street from my uncle’s place kept on asking my brother and I to come over. We finally visited one day. She was pretty poor. I just remember eating dinner there, and she kept on telling us to take more although I could tell she didn’t have much to eat herself. I remember leaving and just bursting into tears when I got back. It’s hard to think about it right now. I would rather eat a meal like that prepared with such pride and graciousness then worry about what kind of plate I’m eating on.
But regardless I don’t agree with the way Asifa handled things at all, I would just agreed with whatever my boy wanted to do for his mom. And I would have given my room for her in a split second. No questions asked!
Ew that was long. I guess I just wrote a novel. I hope it gets published!
I ove that your culture still knows how to show respect. The way it should be.
Love sorry.
Ugh, I wasn’t going to watch this week but since reading the TT recap, I have to. Is Charlie really in a relationship with someone else when he’s dating MJ????
Yes, basically he used her his 15 seconds of fame. Search comments in TT’s blog. It breaks it down better.
I feel like this entire episode has made my ears bleed. It’s a snark fest from start to finish. Yes to real plates, no to Reza. Maybe MJ secretly wants Reza’s love child, that would one up Asa for sure.
It would not surprise me if Reza offered to fertilize an egg for MJ.
On Tue, May 19, 2015 at 5:57 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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The same thought crossed my mind too.
Ew.
The one good thing about him being gay (really. We don’t want him. Straights can have him), is that the chances of him reproducing was small. Could you imagine a little Reza, who’s first word is “ho?”
Yes because they have slept with each other in the past, perhaps when Reza was making his mind up which way to go.
Don’t let Sonja know that Bobby has a black Amex… She’ll wanna swallow
I don’t think it was an AMEX. I’ve actually held a black AMEX in my hot little hands before and it didn’t look like that. Though my heart was racing and I was light headed the entire five minutes I had it in my possession so I don’t know.
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Are Asifa and Bobby engaged or just living together again? How long were they married during round 1? No wonder it didn’t work out, she’s a harp and a nag.. I didn’t think she was that bad until these last 2 episodes.. Run Bobby, run!!
I wouldn’t be having take out if my mother in law was coming for dinner. The lazy is in the not making the effort to cook a nice meal to me. If we did get take out I have no problem going from takeout container to plate or paper plate. It’s about the company and time you get to spend with them to me. But I may just be classless. That’s ok with me I’ll take some chinette paper plates any day over washing dishes I hate it. But respect to all of you that go the extra effort for your parties.
I don’t know if they cooked in tinfoil, or the take out just came in tin foil pans.
On Tue, May 19, 2015 at 6:58 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I would assume takeout because I remember on a previous episode Asifa saying she doesn’t cook (I think it was the episode that Asifa’s father and brothers came for a visit/ performing a prayer on the house and she had ordered takeout).
So why is Bobby with her? He seems to want a traditional housewife. She is not. Why do people try to force relationships that don’t make sense?
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OF COURSE the DELIVERED FOOD came in tinfoil containers/styrofoam containers. It was not cooked in them, that would be absurd and bizarre for a restaurant to do. I am sure you did not actually think that Asifa and Bobby cooked the food themselves in tinfoil and put it in styrofoam themselves to, what? Let it rest? And then argue about moving it to a serving platters? Haven’t you ever ordered delivery for Chinese/Indian/Thai/etc?
THERE WAS NO STYROFOAM YOU FUCKTARD! It as tin foil pans. Have you ever watched a real housewives show? These bitches cook in aluminum all the time!
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TT, Asifa keeps saying beg, I.e. I begged, don’t make me keep begging, etc. Do you think she begged him to take her back and he agreed as a trial basis? This is how I interpret it, which may be why he is putting up with her and hoping for a change.
Haha you freak!! Sorry I didn’t watch the episode 90 times and dedicate my life to it and all the details! I watched it once and I remembered that the food was OBVIOUSLY delivered. In case you didn’t know this, most delivered food comes in either a sturdy aluminum container bottom with an aluminum/paper lid OR A FUCKING STYROFOAM CONATINER. It’s pretty common. And restaurants don’t cook the food in the disposable delivery containers!!! Fucking retarded.
pssst, why is the omnivore is still talking about the gd take-out containers ?
@Badger, It’s not a freak to have a great memory. It is possible to watch something one time, and remember every detail.
@TT – is the window licking section full to capacity? Why is this asshole still commenting? (the ….321 name that is).
Thanks for the recap TT, I hope you don’t mind but I have a question about MJ’s boyfriend, what’s the deal with him having a girlfriend? Are they still together? It’s sad if he did, no one deserves to have that done to them… Thanks and as always LOVE your blog xo
Yeah I really didn’t do a post about it. I should. MJ seems to still be hopeful he will “pick her.”
I’m not really a MJ fan lately but I feel sorry for her if that’s the case, She should move on and realize she deserves better…
If you get a chance it would be AWESOME to read a post 🙂 Anyway thanks again and take care xo
She’s still hanging on now, like in real time? It just keeps getting sadder & sadder.
I think Bobby’s ex did beg him to take her back. Shes very pretty ,but probably realized the grass wasn’t any greener and that he wasn’t so bad. I feel bad for MJ with the Charlie guy. My theory on age differences with the woman being
the older one is, for it to have any chance of working the guy has to really want the woman badly. It can’t be that the woman is chasing him or hoping he will come around and choose her in the end. Hes got to really want her to the point he doesnt care what anyone thinks and is certain she is “the one”. Otherwise the guy is allways got one foot out the door to see if he can do better, in his mind. MJ is beautiful, so this theory of mine is no reflection on her, only on dickhead younger guys who lead women on with no intenstions of staying around.
If it were me, I’d just spoon food from the containers onto plates, I don’t care. But if my husband asked me to use platters because it was important to him, I’d use the goddamn platters to please someone who is important to me.
That’s exactly what I was thinking. Just stfu and use the GD platter for his Mama.
You had poor home training.
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You might be right. I had a single mother who had me at 18 and worked multiple jobs while attending college most of my childhood. Then when I was 6, she married a disabled drug addict and had a couple more kids. She didn’t really have time for stuff like the proper way to serve takeout.
But, I do pour my Coke into a glass of ice, so hopefully I’m only half uncivilized!
All in all Bobby must be a saint to put up with her at all cause I find her completely annoying. To me the fact she wouldn’t use dishes for his mom (which by the way if my husband asked me to, I would gladly do for him) is just one of many issues, she is a royal pain in the ass.
Wait, you have to have your husband ASK YOU? Oh CheyChey whatever will I do with you? 🙂
On Tue, May 19, 2015 at 8:45 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Bobby is NOT that innocent. All he does is whine and complain that Asifa doesn’t do this or doesn’t do that. Guess what Bobby? Go MARRY A SEX SLAVE!!!! Asifa does nag but Bobby won’t lift luggage for the photo shoot, Bobby is equally as argumentative as Asifa, Bobby won’t hold Asifa when she’s cold, instead he says: “get a heater”. Bobby TELLS his personal problems TO EVERYONE. He needs “support” and an “entourage” – he has LOW self-esteem. If Asifa isn’t the right woman from you, then FIND SOMEONE ELSE loser! I’ve moved on from the men in my past life and I’ve got me a keeper. We “fit” each other perfectly. Bobby STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS TO EVERYONE YOU MEET. It’s juvenile, childish and imbecilic. He keeps acting like a victim. Boo! hoo! hoo!
GG, the guy you are dating looks like a keeper. Please settle down with this guy and tone it down on the drama. If she gets a decent guy, she should be okay.
Asa, I will say it again, get a real job and do your “art” thing on the side. And make some babies and have a family. Stop “solving” everyone’s problems. Your “priestess” schtick is annoying.
Reza, glad you called off the wedding with Adam. Adam deserves better.
Mike & GG – let go of having had tried to have sex with each other in Turkey. Say you’re sorry and move on!
Jessica, you’re delusional girl. You want to be a wife so much, you ignore Mike’s foibles. Mike is NO catch by any standards.
well okay then Asifa. I’m sorry you suck as a woman. DO YOU HAVE A JOB? No, no you do not. Your job is to keep your rich man happy. HOW HARD IS IT TO BATHE A PURSE DOG AND USE ACTUAL SERVING PLATES? No wonder your man hates you. IJS.
On Tue, May 19, 2015 at 10:14 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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You foolishly just proved my point: since Asifa DOES “suck” as a woman, then why doesn’t he find another one?! That’s the whole point of a rant. He basically wants a “mommy” that cooks and cleans for him (i.e. sex slave like in the Middle East or some parts of Africa). D’uh! You only further proved my point!! Not too bright!
Maybe I’m a hopeless romantic, but I think Mike could be a decent husband. Jessica is quite the spit fire, so I think she’s not a real easy person either. I feel for Jessica in wanting the traditional lifestyle, that alot of men no longer want. I dont think she’s settling ,so much as holding on to what she has , and protecting it. She’s certainly got more wifely qualities than Bobby’s girl.
@badger couple points:
1. Have you ever heard of a warming drawer in your kitchen? Since you identify as so “wealthy” I would assume you have one. The entire purpose is to keep food hot prior to serving. Tip: invest in one.
2. We often order food to go from restaurants or a caterer in various locations in the US. It always come in aluminum-that it has been cooked in. Once arriving at the house, we
Immediately transfer to serving platters, etc. Where in the world do you live?
Tip: Invest in Emily Post, it may not be too late.
3. When you make the choice to be so uncouth to TT on her blog, do us all a favor and go elsewhere. It’s appalling. The majority of us come to the site because we enjoy our fellow commenters, her blog and TT’s witty writing.
Tip: Fuck Off
I have a warming drawer. I wouldnt need to use it in this situation because we EAT THE FOOD WHEN IT ARRIVES. What a total fool you are. Food arrives in package. I open package. Put food on plate. Yum. Eat food. Food into stomach. WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WASTE TIME AND ENERGY PUTTING THE HOT AND READY FOOD ON A PLATTER AND IN MY WARMING DRAWER? Wow you really are a dumbass.
You are a total lying moron. I have traveled all over the U.S. as well as lived for years in both San Antonio, TX and Los Angeles, CA. Some items come in aluminum, others come in plastic containers/styrofoam containers. FOOL. Italian food usually comes in aluminum. You will RARELY IF EVER get Chinese food or Indian food in aluminum containers. Chinese food comes in either styrofoam or a black plastic bottom container with a clear plastic lid. I can assure you they didn’t cook your Mongolian beef in a plastic tray. Indian food tends to come in plastic circular containers with lids. Soups come in the same. You are such an idiot.
When ordering from a caterer, which I do plenty myself, that food will typically come in a large aluminum tray that you can throw in the oven to keep warm. That had absolutely ZERO to do with what we are talking about. Try to keep up.
And TT is more than capable of handling her own discussions with posters here. Lol the last thing she needs is some retard loser trying to appear well-off coming to her aid.
@Badger321
I have never ever written anything on any of these sites or blogs before but I was puzzled and annoyed with Badger321’s ridiculous and absured comments that I had to say something.
First of all the fact that you have been going on and on about this stupid issue and not letting go is really sad, you obviously have way too much free time on your hands. You may want to use this time to brush up on your basic manners and etiquette. My 5 year old niece knows these basic rules of manners and etiquette. It’s just plane common sense in my opinion.
Also for your information I have lived all over the world and currently reside in Beverly Hills CA and order take out regularly from top restaurants and Chinese food most definitely DOES come in aluminum containers. You may want to fact check your info before calling people names and being rude (very ill mannered).
Most importantly don’t be talking trash and insulting someone on their own blog. Seriously, if you dislike her comments then just don’t read her blog….who looks like the FOOL now??? You do sweetie.
I am not impressed by your resume. It only shows how insecure you really are. That’s why you feel the need to troll.
Why is are you still talking? Don’t you have a staff to direct or something??
I would like to know more about MJ and Charlie, too.
I’m waiting until I see the episode tomorrow to comment, but Reza recently lost the only thing I liked about him – his mustache. It was his final tether to humanity.
It looked like pussy mouth that thing should have left a long time ago!
Styrofoam is an abombination to mother earth. Even paste can be a delicacy when presented on fine bone china.
Today I ordered Mexican take out for dinner because I was too tired to make the risotto I had planned. I took it out of its tin foil and placed in on my China. Then I took the guacamole and sour cream out of the styrofoam container with the plastic lids and spooned it onto the quesadilla. Then I ate ate it off of my China with my silverware. Why? Because I deserve to treat myself well and taking care of myself, even in small ways, is important for my self esteem and self worth. Also, because I am not a tacky bitch. I am a classy one.