Well, I think this was the finale. First of all, no one is watching this show in the US. No. One. They broke half a million viewers on the premeire episode of the season, and it’s been down hill since. Their lowest week was 312,000 viewers! Part of the problem is that Bravo won’t run it with the Aussie amount of commercials. This screws up everything on the DVR and the only run the show one time so you can’t tape it later when it is not buggering up your primetime schedule. I wonder if Bravo will even air season three at this point.
Gamble is holding a dog race for all of the ladies pets. I predict Figaro will win. Pettifleur doesn’t have a dog. But she stole one from somewhere so that she could get the airtime and free cupcakes. Gamble has bought little jockeys to stratp to the dogs back. They are really adorable. Somehow Cashew (Gamble’s dog) came from behind to beat out the favorite, Figaro.
Pettifleur is having a 50th birthday party at her home. The apartment is high up with beautiful floor to ceiling windows. Chyka is going to cater and plan the entire party. Both ladies are worried that Gina and Jackie will get into it at the party. 
Lydia has invited the ladies to her newly renovated home for lunch. Gina and Gamble were not invited to Lydia’s luncheon. Lydia made a lovely shrimp and pasta dish. What was the second thing that she grilled? So here we are, in a very lovely environment, enjoying a home cooked meal and the topic is erectile dysfunction. Lydia brought in a pastry chef to make a chocolate cigar for each of the ladies.
Pettifleur is being a bitch to the party planners who are working on her party. No matter how much they explain that they haven’t added the snow yet, Pettifleur is whining about not seeing her winter wonderland vision. Pettifleur calls Chyka to complain. Did I mention I can’t stand Pettifleur?
Janet talks to one of her friends about dating. I pause the show to apply some neck cream.
Pettifleur is finally happy with her winter wonderland party. As she should be, the whole thing is stunning. Pettifleur sent carriages to pick up the ladies. Everyone loves to snow in the entryway. Gamble calls it the ejaculating forest. The were billions of sugar confections, all kinds of fancy drink, and of course, what the attention whores loved most, a photo booth.
The first fight of the night is between Gamble and Manuela, a friend of Janet’s. Gamble calls the woman a cunt. Janet arrives and starts screaming at Gamble about the rumors. Janet is a walking testament to the fact that no matter how great your figure may be, at a certain age, it’s time to stop wearing the backless dress.
Apparently, Pettifleur is going to dance for the party guests. She is sitting on a moon. Her son introduces the act by letting us know that Pettifleur is named after a song her parents used to dance to when they were dating. So she does a partner dance with some dude. Where is this husband of hers that she was hoping would by her a Bentley? Next, Pettifleur’s son must choke down the humiliation of his mother doing a sexy dance with her ass cheeks hanging out long enough to play the Pettifleur song again on the piano.
After the musical interlude, Gamble and Gina fight because Gina says that it’s Gamble’s makeup artist who started the sex party rumors. Jackie jumps in to try to turn Gamble away from Gina. Gamble and Jackie get into it because Gamble doesn’t believe Jackie. Then Janet jumps in the fray. It’s Jackie and Janet against Gamble and Gina. Gina walks away and Jackie goes after her. Gina walks off again. Jackie and Janet are outraged that Gina could dare tell them their pupils were dilated. Oh the outrage! Gina steps out on one of Pettifleur’s seven balconies for some air, and Jackie nearly breaks the glass door down trying to get at her. Pettifleur has to break it up. Jackie is shamed into leaving the party. Janet follows. Then Gamble and Gina leave.
I love this show. Thanks TT.
I love this show . Gina is my favorite .
Mine too!!
Count me in! Love the scenery, fashion whether good or bad, and their villianesses are annoying or gossipy perhaps, but not evil like the Brandi Glanvilles. It’s a great diversion from real life when needed!
I do love this show. I am totally Team Gamble. At first, I thought she was a caricature, but I genuinely like her spirit. I think Janet is a phony biatch. Her son has a better plastic surgeon than she does. The color of her hair, and those nostrils. And to think that she pays big money for that. She reminds me of this time I was walking down Worth Avenue and there was this gorgeous blonde in front of me. When she turned around she looked like a Hexinbeast. That was my first experience with bad plastic surgery. Janet looks like Palm Beach in the mid-eighties. The psychic who can’t win at the track. Oh, how couture. I love that Gina can get under these two hens skin with the, Your pupils are dilated comment. Bwhaaaa. They got all upset over that. Don’t mess with Gina. The scenery and the settings are what RHO anywhere should be about. That is why I like this show. Melbourne looks like a great place to live.
Heh. I have a room in a very lovely apartment in Melbourne.:) Sadly, I can’t do the flight. It’s like going into SPACE far.
On Tue, May 19, 2015 at 9:32 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I like this show too. Melbourne looks like a lovely place. These ladies seem to be really wealthy and maybe the wealthiest of the whole franchise (with the exception of BH cast)
I love this show too.
Lydia was such a non-factor this season.
I love Jackie & Chyka.
Gina is very entertaining for the fact that she is such a shit stirrer & causes so much drama. I’m glad that Bravo allowed us foreigners in the US to watch this franchise, and I hope it comes back. I can’t wait for the reunion to watch Pettifleur get ganged on by the other ladies.
At the reunion a secret is revealed as to who is REALLY behind the Gamble rumors.
It may surprise you.
Also anytime Pettifluer gets laughed off stage is a great time in my opinion.
Give us a hint.
Pettifleur’s dance was so embarrassing. She is embarrassing. Money talks and wealth whispers, darling. She is Nouveau riche. Deal with it.
It is someone who had a sweet ‘moment’ with Gamble this season.
hush Spoily McSpoilerson.
On Wed, May 20, 2015 at 2:18 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Cannot get into this, perhaps because they all have the same voice or they’re older ladies squabbling about the most inane issues. Next Bravo.
This is my favorite show ever on Bravo & it is never ever on! During the 1st season at least they would sometimes have a marathon of it on Sunday mornings/afternoons. The only time I have gotten to watch it this year is when they had a mini marathon on during the day when I was in & out of consciousness with the stomach flu lol. To me unlike the other HW shows everyone is watchable except for Pettifleur – love the name & she looks fabulous for her age but she is so strange & rather mean.
Love this show! I watch it online, they don’t cut out the swearing. Bravo probably butchers the show with their own editing. The reunion is awesome! I suggest watching it online for the full effect. That Manuella is one thirsty broad who wanted to be a cast member, this is why she is such a cunt to Gamble. IMO Gamble won the reunion. Jackie has no story line and stirs the pot. Janet is an old crone who brought up rumors about Gamble to have a storyline. Petti…I wish the dancer had twirled her right off her balcony. Gina rocks. I get her humor and love her! Chyka pissed me off this season, bringing up the rumor to Gamble, saying it is about many men, then when Janet blew it up Chyka says oh my, I was only talking about her ex. Lydia..yawn.
Gamble won the reunion, I agree. Manuella is like the Kim G and Kim D of Australia. She is thirsty. I love how Lydia freaked out when asked to move on the couch. So funny.
Gamble was amazing on the reunion! I’m happy we will see her wedding to Wolf pup next season. I really love them together.
Sneaky. We haven’t seen the reunion yet here. I can’t wait!
I love Jackie and Chyka and I can’t stand the newbies, Gamble and Pettifleur. Hoping it returns for a 3rd season, minus the 2 newbies!
There is a third season. I’m just not so sure it will air here.
On Tue, May 19, 2015 at 5:07 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Gamble is locked in for season 3. Her wedding ceremony will feature. Pertifluer is another story.
Despite all of Pettifluer’s obnoxious foolery, I think she deserves to be back because it will be so much fun to hate on her. I’m sure Bravo can see that she is delusional enough & rich enough to flip her bitch switch to be worthy for another season.
Her relationship with her son creeps me out a bit. How has he never owned a suit before?
Mmmm maybe this is his first big boy fancy suit and not just a blazer over slacks.
Oh also Micheal I forgot to tell you that last month Gina started following me on twitter. It was on April fool’s day & it was so weird & random because I never tweet about her. I suspect she might read here at TT’s. Say HI!
I don’t think the bitch follow me! #jelly
On Tue, May 19, 2015 at 8:50 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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My hubbie said he’d heard that Gina is leaving because she’s had enough, but he can’t remember where from. Hope he’s wrong but I wouldn’t be surprised.
I would be. Gina is a giant attention whore. She won’t go anywhere.
On Wed, May 20, 2015 at 7:39 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I want to like Jackie, but she acts like such a know-it-all, and she’s not very intelligent. That’s a very bad mix.
She is a bogan. It is always hard to debate/argue with her as she always falls back on, ‘I’m right because I’m psychic and the angels told me so’. For the logical women like Gina, it is hard to respond to that.
Micheal is “bogan” considered derogatory? Or is it casually used like the phrase “working class”?
It is derogatory, but it deoends on context. You wouldn’t call a stranger it and expect them to be too impressed with you. It has been somewhat reclaimed like ‘queer’ and ‘poof’. So people can call their friends or themselves bogan, just as a bit of fun.
Jackie seems to think that 80% of the shows audience are bogans as it means working class. Really it is more of a synonym for white trash, or uneducated simpletons.
Well then…..Clearly Gina intended it to be derogatory when she used it.
Yeah she’s more bitchy with every episode. It’s shocking how she manages to out do herself every week.
Yes and I think a previous comment somewhere by a TT poster hit the nail on the head when they said the reason Gina annoys Jackie so much is because she totally dismisses her. No one likes to be considered irrelevant!
I fucking LOVE Gamble. Like, favorite housewife of all times love.
It’s so weird to me no one addresses the fact Jackie legitimately thinks she’s psychic. Gina kind of goes there with the whole demons thing, but the underlying issue is still there – that’s a fucking mental disorder to sincerely think that angels are whispering secrets in your ear, privy to you and only you alone.
Apparently being psychic can’t help you pick horses or gamble because it’s an abuse of the gift and the angels will turn on you, or to help you with failing business endeavors, or to help police find missing children for distraught families, or to claim the James Randi million dollar challenge – BUT – Angels will descent down from the gasps of heaven to tell you your frienemy is about to lose her golf club.
Petitfluer is awful!! I was horrified by how nasty and condescending she was to Chyka’s staff. Jackie needs to tuck her dick back in and start acting like a lady. She’s always going after Gima! I love that Gina kept walking away from her (which was appropriate given this was a large party and Jackie was out of control) and Jackie had to keep chasing her. Don’t even get me started on the psychic BS! Lydia annoys the hell out of me, just by existing. I love Chyka! Janet needs to do something about her face, it’s awful. Plus Janet is always there to help throw someone under the bus. I love this season, and would be sad if season 3 wasn’t aired here.
At the reunion you may feel a twinge of empathy for Janet, as it appears one of the ladies started the Gamble rumors and she just repeated it.
But the empathy is very fleeting. She is still Melbourne’s cockroach housewife.
Psychic BS? How so?
So, you are saying Sylvia on Montel Williams didn’t have psychic abilities? 🙁
On Tue, May 19, 2015 at 5:45 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I know this is a RHOM comment but I saw Sylvia (free tickets) and the whole front of the audience all got to get up and wait in line to be “read” by her. Literally half the people had gluten intolerances. LOL. It was interesting.
It was really funny though at the golf outing when Jackie was like I’m getting out of the way and then Gina tosses the club. I did that once in high school gym 20 some years ago — we were learning golf along the football field — i swear i was close to the goal line and that club wound up around the 50 yard line when i let go of it 🙂
I just love Gamble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I love her too!
Well I think Gina sort of called her on it during their first encounter which sort of explains Jackie’s animosity towards Gina. Thing is though if you’re going to challenge the the bs of “psychics” at some point you have to challenge the delusions of the religious.
I just want more of the dogs with the little jockeys on them.
The little jockey were ADORBS. I hate people putting clothes on their dogs, but Banjo kinda needs a jockey. LOL.
And I am probably Lydia’s only fan. But I kind of love her. I wish she could worm her way into Gina’s good graces and be on her side. The woman FLYS TO THE CHEESE STORE. I’m sorry. There is just nothing she can do to counter the FABULOUSNESS of that.
On Tue, May 19, 2015 at 7:22 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Lydia is my favorite, too! I thought I was all alone. She’s so stupid & pretentious. Wow indeed!
That makes you two the Patron Saints of Lost Causes. That woman is so bitchy yet so unaware. I have not yet found her redeeming qualities.
Lol about the bouncy jockeys~
Pettifleur needs to stop saying bitch(es) she sounds ridiculous, Jackie needs to stop trying to get a catchphrase (shine, couture) and stop attacking Gina–since when is dliated pupils such an insult?, Janet needs to get called out on all the shit stirring and back stabbing she does, Lydia is lovely to look at but she is dim and boring, Gamble is a hoot w/a sailor’s mouth and I’m glad she always has Gina’s back–their friendship seems genuine, and last but not least Chyka is not very dynamic but I still like her. I watched part 1 of the reunion–Gamble kicks ass and Jackie and Janet actually back Gina for once when Pettifleur storms off. I like this series-I wish the viewership was better.
Pettifleur is the Reza of RHOMel. Bitches and Hos ever minute.
On Tue, May 19, 2015 at 7:35 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Omarosa sent a Cyst and Deceased to Pettifleur about her Bitch Switch book. Looks like ol’ Petti will have to hand over the $18 she made on her book.
Audge I agree on every single point you just made. Can we be not married but still have babies together?
Oh, Wonky Tonk, that’s so flattering, lol, but I only enjoy kids from a safe distance–I guess we call that childfree. But we can be besties!
I love the idea of a “Cyst and Deceased” letter. Good wordplay.
I love this show. It is the right amount of class, cattiness and reality. I hope they keep the show going. It is what Real Housewives show should be…in my opinion.
Jackie, take a lesson fro Mean Girls and stop trying to make “fetch” happen.
If any average person said they not only heard voices, but made life decisions for herself and others based upon it, they would be classified as mentally ill. Yet this obnoxious woman somehow just gets pats on the head of approval, gets to excuse atrocious behavior because she is “speaking the truth”(no, you are speaking the truth of the voices you hear from the imaginary creatures you see on peoples shoulders), and allegedly makes money from this. Ignunt.
I was thinking of the exact same Mean Girls reference!
I love Gina!
She is funny and she does not kiss anyone’s ass!
When someone comes for her, she just tells them to “fuck off!” I want her damn shoes!
It shit show being renewed for a third season?
YES!
On Tue, May 19, 2015 at 11:41 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Michael has me intrigued and now I want to know who started this Gamble sex party rumor. I really hope it wasn’t Gina! I think it could be one of Jackie’s “premonitions”…her angels told her.
I don’t like when women speak like babies and at first I didn’t like Gamble for that reason. Then I started to like her personality and she mentioned something about how she’s deaf or something with her hearing is off so she can’t really hear how she sounds. Anyone else remember that? Anyway, she, Gina, and Chyka are my favorites. Hope they lose Pettifleur next season!
Does anyone believe the Gamble rumours? I feel there must be some truth behind them because when someone said there were photos, Gamble said, “Was I in them?” If there was no truth to the rumours, why would she ask that??
From the hint Michael gave, I’d say it’s Lydia. >
Love the run down, but neck cream, seriously? That’s just funny.
Pettifleur does have one redeeming quality……… She is not ANDREA
LOL! It is interesting that Andrea filmed a scene or two this season to explain why she ‘quit’ the show, and production just cut it. Byebye Andrea.
I thought she was sacked? No?
I love this show. Janet has been my favorite since the beginning. I do not like Gamble or Pettifleur. Of the remaining original cast members, Gina is my least favorite. I am not happy with how Bravo has promoted this show; especially considering all the crap shows they have on air.
I just watched the reunion early this morning. It wasn’t bad. I really do enjoy this housewife show. It doesn’t seem to be as mean & cutting as most of ours.
I’ve tried & I’ve tried but I just don’t understand why everyone loves Gina. What am I missing?
Last season she was relentlessly attacked and ganged up on by the other women. Her “friend” Janet was a complete backstabber. She kept her cool (most of the time) and handled herself with strength, wit, and grace when most of us would have been in a fetal position on the floor crying if we had been in the same situation. She also owns her over the top fashion and makes no excuses for herself because she is comfortable with who she is. That’s why I have a complete girl crush on her.
AND she has an actual job.
What constitutes an “actual Job” these days because I vacillate from saying I am unemployed and claiming this shit publically. :)
On Wed, May 20, 2015 at 8:56 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I’m with you and I’ve tried too. She seems to break the same rules she goes after others for.
Obsessed with this show too. So jelly that Michael knows everything already!!
HE MUST BE PSYCHIC! LMAO
shine shine shine bitches
I can’t stand Jackie, when Gina calls her a bogan she is hitting the nail right on the head. She was showing her true colors when she went after Gina at the party, I expected her to take her white stiletto off and whack Gina round the head with it. Chyka is about the only one I can really stand, she’s the only one that is genuine and actually a good person. Why can’t she recruit more of her real friends to join the show?!
I was entering DECON 2 with the tingling feet and stomach turns when Gina was out on that balcony and Jackie was banging the door against her. OMG couldn’t you just imagine her flinging that door open and Gina plummeting fifty stories – hopefully her hair could save her.
I’m not exactly sure what Pettifleur does – she actually seems to be wealthy but I can’t imagine her in any sort of business setting or being unusually successful at …anything.
The IDEA of her penthouse was gorgeous but the open layout with the mediocre decor and three different sections of seating all unrelated and so close together was so blah. Waste of a fabulous space. Kind of like her spot on the show, actually.
I own a condo in The Ejaculating Forest.
This is an awesome show!