Last night all the RHOA including Demetria came out for Kandi’s premiere party and birthday party at Suite Lounge. Well, everyone except Nene and Peachless Porsha. The event started with a premier party and then moved on to a full on birthday party at a second location.
You really must check out the photo of Phaedra with Derek J’s supposed boyfriend. They are apparently in a contest for worst hairline. Derek doesn’t really claim to have a boyfriend. But this guy must have a golden dool for Derek to date him. Phaedra’s hair was Nene Leakes bad. Do pause on the photos.
OFF TOPIC: Shit. I just lost power. So many storms today. On the bright side, I was finally shamed into cleaning the stupid white ceiling fan. NEVER buy a white ceiling fan. I never turn mine off so when the power dies, UGH. Power is still out. Sirens going off everywhere. I can’t leave this page or I will lose my work. It’s so damn quiet. I guess I will go walk Banjo I started happy hour a bit early today. I feel like I need a Spring Break. It’s one of those days where you just want to call in sick and sleep and watch bad TV WITHOUT HAVING TO RECAP IT! lol. I love blogging, but I do it EVERY DAY 24/7 it seems. I’d like a day off but the beginning of the week is NOT the time to do it. Especially after I futzed around yesterday while the views plummeted.
Update: Took Banjo for a long walk. There were RIVERS of water feeding into the drain pipes. I was curious to see if his Lab side would land him in the water. It eventually did right by the drain pipe. HE NEARLY GOT SUCKED AWAY! I had to pull him out by the neck. Everyone was outside without power. But when I got home the power was back on. So I am waiting for the router to reset.
Um, back on topic…
Despite Kandi posting the photo of her and Phaedra with the caption “Jesus fixed it” word on the curb is Phaedra showed up after most of the other housewives had left and Kandi and Phaedra had civil, but not overly friendly interaction. Also, the neighbors claim that Phaedra had her mother and THREE sitters at the house today. Now we know why, allegedly. Partying all night?
Back to the party, after the premiere party Kandi’s family answered questions from the crowd. The entire Old Lady Gang was there answering questions. Mama Joyce said she and Todd have since made up.
There was a fancy birthday cake, but most guests were thrilled with the banana pudding, according to my sources. The take away included a cupcake in a fancy package that spies raved about.
Claudia and Kenya and were a tight trio at the party. EVERYONE who is in a reality show in Atlanta seemed to be there. My sources had too many for my tired brain to list here. There are LOTS of photos with Kandi, and the trio and very few of Phaedra and Kandi.
It was Kandi’s 39th birthday and after all the partying ended, Todd swept her off to an undisclosed location for a vacation.
Banjo you will have your own wing soon! Plus you adore TT:) why am I fucking messaging a dog?
Anywho — thanks to everyone summing up the show. I just could not do it. I want Todd to kick MJ in the throat.
I want a cupcake. Or 10.
Interesting to see Pheadra showed up. But I don’t think the friendship is “fixed”!
The only way Jesus could fix it is a good, old fashioned, biblical ass-whooping! How about a tag team match with Kandi and Mama Joyce in one corner, and Phaedra and the Reverend Bell in the other. That would be THE main event. Let’s get ready to ruuuuuuuuuuuuble!
Derek’s boyfriend photoshopped the holy ufck out of his hairline in that photo. That was the first thing I noticed. It’s like his hairline is part of a cartoon drawing. TT, who is that chick in the denim jacket, floral skirt and neon pink handbag? She kind of looks like 1990s Janet Jackson. Is that Carmen?
No, that’s Rasheeda Frost from LHHA.
Maybe he has used spray on hair from the Joey Giudice balding men’s product line? With a stencil?
It does look like spray on. He should have sprayed lower.
On Mon, May 18, 2015 at 8:15 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I was coming in to ask if that was Janet Jackson with the pink purse. Looks just like her!!!
Yup
http://s17948.p858.sites.pressdns.com/2015/05/05/exclusive-all-the-tea-on-phaedras-plastic-surgery/
On Tue, May 19, 2015 at 7:46 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Oh yeah. I started to read that, but I thought it was all about Easter eggs so I gave up.
That guy you have pictured as Derek J’s dude isn’t who he showed up with. Derek came with a tall guy in a plaid shirt, the one pictured is a popular dance instructor and twerk-ologist in the A
Twerk-ologist!! HA!!! Fix it, Jesus!
He’s really good… and has a great body lol… sans the hairline… enough swooning
Okay. Silly.
On Mon, May 18, 2015 at 6:48 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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lol sorry
Phaedra looks like she had some “not so good” work done on her face….
Yeah I noticed the same thing. Her face looks like it’s frozen. She can only do that one annoyed smile. WTF happened?
Everybody looks great in the photos. Kandi looks slimmer! Good for her.
I don’t think Kandi looking slimmer (she does) bodes well for her and Todd having a baby. That’s why I don’t believe in telling people when you are trying to conceive. It makes it impossible not to do pouch patrol. lol
Right, she was supposedly on fertility treatments. Hmmm? Her boobs still look huge though. So who knows.
Banjo is adorable, love the tea Tamara. Thanks for catching us up on what’s happening. Glad the power came back on.
Wow! I didn’t watch this show in the very beginning but go back and look at the difference in Phaedra’s face.
Great pictures of the party TT! I almost feel like I was there (minus the spanks burn, perspiration, and vodka buzz). Also, looking at Rasheeda’s husband Kirk, gives me eye cancer and reminds me that I have to learn to let go of the nausea caused by his disrespect towards his then pregnant wife.
Chay I am still laughing at your Kenya vs Nene vs Porsha Dutty Wine Dance off. I shared that everywhere.
HA! Thanks MM. I’m still inappropriately dancing in my kitchen dancing to those songs. Sincere thanks for sharing me. Peace. (Now I’m going to watch Kandi’s ski trip so I can catch up with everyone!)
Tamara, I love your blog, no question about it, however; the picture of Banjo is the best of the day! That face of his is too much! No wonder you love him so!
It looks like a fun night. It also seals the deal that the bitch sisters, mama and the aunts, are acting up only for the camera. They do it so naturally, it doesn’t seem like acting. I guess the inability to speak correctly is made up for with other talents.
I, personally, couldn’t present myself that way to the public for any amount of money. I have to get worked up to expose myself anonymously in a blog comment.
I am happy that Banjo is not on his way out to the sea. We need him to keep you from disappearing someplace in the South American jungle to grow poppies or something.
The family was all super sweet and honey Kandi’s aunts and cousin might have got a check because they were ALL looking good.
heh you know me too well. I totally want to go grow poppies somewhere. I’m serious.
On Mon, May 18, 2015 at 7:55 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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You didn’t say – was Cynthia there? The pictures are so tiny, or my eyes are so bad, that I couldn’t tell if Cynthia is in any of them.
Yeah, Cynthia’s there. She’s only in one group picture, in the striped shirt, torn jeans, with the big, poofy hair-do. She looks casual, but very nice.
TT…did you really just say that Phaedra’s hair was “Nene Leakes bad”?….Bwahahahahahaha. .whew..wait…leaning to the other side cause im running out of breath..ok..one more yime…bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..dayum
Cynthia was there looking like Bravo flew her into New York a couple of days ago and fired her… came, took some pictures, and left.
I like how Kandi!s one Aunt pronounces her words like you talk to murch LOL then she says all of a certain the old lady gang are so cute I like them
Awwww poor banjo!! Now why would I want to see video of him in that drain though!?
Yike phaedra’s edges need to be tamed! (Can’t believe I said that) Perhaps she wanted to wash her hair or went swimming and Dwight wasn’t available! Or Derek! What is Dwight up to I wonder?
I know you will make fun of my Yankiness. I never had banana pudding until I married my husband. He was gobsmacked that I grew up with out banana pudding and said I had a cruel mother. I told him he never had strawberry shortcake with real shortcake only those sponge cups so shut up about mothers.
I learned to make if for him from the recipe on the back of the ‘Nilla box. I would rather have banana pudding than birthday cake.
Glad you and Banjo are okay.
Phaedra looks like she has had some MAJOR face work done. And maybe some liposuction. That photo is photoshopped though. That guys shaved head is just not real. It’s drawn on the photo.