I think that Sonja has surpassed Jacqueline what’s her face in the longest blog ever contest. There is more delusion, incoherence, and contradiction in the post than I have seen. And I tried to snip out as much as possible. Sonja’s words are in black, and I’m using the purple pen.
First and foremost, I need to address the situation that occurred at my home at the beginning of the episode. What really happened was that I was taking a call from my sister from Nashville who was just telling me she was not be able to come to watch my daughter, because her best friend had just passed away.
So your teenaged daughter who last I heard was in boarding school was going to be babysat by your sister who was in Nashville talking on the phone to you rather than at least on a plane to NYC if not already there? None of your 47 interns can be trusted to look after Quincy? Her alleged $300,000 a year in child support won’t cover a lady sitter? She has no school friends she could spent the night with? Seriously?
My carefully laid plan blew up, and if I didn’t secure someone else trustworthy to watch my daughter, I couldn’t leave to Atlantic City overnight. I was trying to deal with all of that. I was focused on taking care of my family, and Heather went completely ballistic on me on the phone when she called to come up,
That darn Heather. How dare she not just stand out in the rain for 45 minutes while you were doing whatever you were doing. I don’t think Quincy even actually lives there. If she does, I’m quite sure there have been several nights you were too drunk to get home and stayed with some dude on fraternity row somewhere. Again, you have made it clear the interns live in the house. So you can’ t blame your kid for this.
and I told her I would meet her in the limo,
There was no limo.
and besides, Bethenny was late, and some of the others had not arrived yet! What really pissed her and the some other girls off was that Her Royal Skinny Bitch was late. (I’m Lady Morgan, we have Countess Luann, Princess Radziwill, and now Lady Dorinda–I think the queen of skinny stuff deserves a title, too!) HRSB’s tardiness is what set off the bomb. Luann can vouch for that.
I’m pretty sure you can’t assign yourself or Bethenny a title. That is not how it works.
Heather can’t take that she might not be HBIC anymore in this crew. (Head Bitch In Control) Trust me it’s not about me, it’s always about them. At least I don’t lie and comment on things I don’t understand about others’ businesses to be relevant among the girls.
Wait, when was Heather in charge of anything? She might have been the biggest bitch for a season, but she was not in charge (it’s charge, not control BTW) of anything. I’m not sure if you are calling Heather a liar here or what, because everyone has the same opinion of your businesses. You have ADHD. You brand is toaster ovens, evening gowns, recipes, swimsuits and God knows what else. Yet in every venture, you only have prototypes and samples. These are not lies, but facts.
Then, incredibly rudely, she barges up the stairs screaming, we are leaving without you.
She was rude to let you know that the rest of the party was no longer going to wait for you to pluck your chin hairs and have a martini. How dare she!
To be clear, the intern did not let Heather and the girls in the HEATED foyer. So ask yourself, how did she get in?
Production? A sympathetic neighbor? They really all should have been grateful to be standing around in an entry way for nearly an hour waiting on you.
The reason it was cold was because everyone was running in and out. I could feel the draft upstairs!
Oh my. I hope you didn’t catch a chill!
Nor did they say Lady Morgan is not receiving guests. They never call me Lady Morgan out of the circle of #TeamSonja. That just sounds ludicrous. I can’t believe how many lies Heather was able to concoct in her head within a 15-minute period.
Trust me Lady Morgan sound ridiculous in every circle.
They all had black town cars to get to the white stretch limo in front of my house. You can clearly see the black car in front of my house. She did call, and I told her I needed the time to finish the call with my sister, had no one to attend to the girls if they wanted to come up, and that I would be right down.
Some how, people are able to have guests wait in their living room while they take a phone call with without attending to by interns.
Interns are here to learn, they are not employees or domestics. I have to be with the interns when they observe or participate in any entertaining at home. I won’t tell you the disasters that can occur in a home like mine in 15 minutes. Just imagine French doors,
I’ve googled accidents involving French doors and oddly, I come up with nothing. Are French doors more dangerous that regular doors, of Dutch doors?
pond in backyard,
Darling, the point of inviting people in out of the rain is for them to remain indoors. I assure you none of them had any desire to take a dip in the Lady Morgan Pond.
front doors to street,
How do your bumbling interns manage to survive with so many doors! So very many dangerous doors!
garbage disposals,
I’m sure the other ladies would have certainly had need of that whilst waiting for you. But I can understand you would need to see proof of proper training first.
elevators,
Don’t you have a little trained monkey with a fez to help with the elevators?
electric gates,
Um, what? Are we outside again?
two poodles, the cat,
You have attack poodles and a guard cat?
and a myriad of other accidents waiting to happen without me with the interns, who are trying to help out and learn.
Who new rich people’s houses were so dangerous! No wonder the interns have learned enough to show friends to the living room and offer them hot tea or coffee. They need hazard pay!
For the record, Heather has NEVER carried me up the stairs to my bedroom. Yes, she has given me a ride home from downtown on her way up to Harlem and has come in for another drink for the road.
At least that is the part you remember.
When they came into the foyer, a cup of tea was spilled all over the marble mosaic floor and on the antique table all while calling me a bitch. I had to lift the glass and wipe it clean so it didn’t get trapped and destroy the piece! I had to put the glass to the side to be sure the mahogany table dried completely before putting the glass back on (which is dangerous while out on the floor).
Oh the dangers are everywhere! So many dangers. Lucky you are able to fight back these dangers with a paper towel.
She kept saying that I made her wait an hour and that I was holding everyone up, because I was packing, but that is simply not true! We saw the girls were at my house at 10:38 with a time stamp. Not an hour! We were supposed to convene at 10:30 from all over the city; that’s why I sent the town cars. As far as I’m concerned asking everyone to wait a few minutes because of a family emergency is not an egregious social error.
Speaking of time stamps, when y’all left it was a few minutes before noon. I noted that because I was thinking, these ladies are drinking tequila in the morning. How will they function at the casino?
I wish that Heather hadn’t been such a drama queen and could be a little more gracious about the trip I had put together for us all. I would like her to be caring enough to say Sonja is taking care of some family matters and will be coming down soon. What happened was she was pissed Bethenny was late. At first Bethenny was going to be an hour late and then texted to say she was coming sooner. I let Ramona know that. I understand people are late. What’s important is that we’re all together on the trip. That’s when they started to say they were leaving. That I could wait for Bethenny. Nice! The poor girl was apologizing profusely when she arrived. I know that Bethenny was trying to be supportive in the limo, but she was telling me that I couldn’t talk about my past experiences, like where I like to travel and spend my time. What she doesn’t understand, because we haven’t seen each other in private for quite a while, is that those experiences aren’t in the past. I still vacation to Gstaad yearly in my updo and smoky eye. LOL! Even the Learning Annex asked me to come in and demonstrate. So someone is interested! I sure see the hits on my podcast, so they are interested. I think what Bethenny is saying is that THESE girls don’t want to hear it. Don’t really care about my happiness as some of my other cilques enjoy talking about travels and people. I’ve been going to these places for my entire life, and I love to share them and invite others along. Why shouldn’t I be able to talk about my life? Why can’t I talk about my past and wonderful relationships I have maintained? I make it clear to Bethenny in the hotel room that I have closure with the ex-husband, it’s now the financial strife from the judgment I’m paying that kills me in my tracks. I would never wish that any of the girls to lose a lawsuit like that. But that is a whole ‘nother blog. Bethenny was very intuitive when she said I should talk to someone, because since my sister moved away, I’ve been doing exactly that, because these girls do not give me the emotional support I need. In fact, their constant badgering makes it worse not better. Everyone should be able to relax and be themselves and talk about their plans and life experiences in a healthy back-and-forth banter when they’re with their friends. I don’t feel like I’m afforded that respect with these fiends. I do appreciate that Bethenny is able to laugh about things even after what the girls told her! At least she’s not too serious like the rest of the girls.
Good therapists are hard to find. Clearly, you have not found one yet.
All in all, it was a horrible way to start off this fabulous girls trip that I had planned to lift Ramona’s spirits, and it ended even worse. I was so upset that I didn’t have one cocktail in the limo going to AC and kept checking my emails for my business and finances. I was not talking at all on the trip to The Borgata other than trying to be nice and purposely sat on the end.
Cutting back on breakfast cocktails could be considered a start, I suppose.
At least when we finally got to Atlantic City, we were welcomed by an elegant, professional manager and butlers from the hotel!
Whatever would we do without butlers?
That’s more like the kind of trip I had in mind with these girls. More fun times and less crying and catfights. I’m so happy I was able to have good quality time with Ramona in our suite. It’s hard for me to be there for her emotionally when I’m being attacked all the time, so any time we get to spend time away from the other girls is really special. Like when we were gambling and dancing on our own. The other women want to keep me in a nice little labeled box because of their own insecurities. They would not feel the need to constantly be talking about me unless they were uncomfortable with where they themselves are going. I have seen this script in my life over and over.
If there is a pattern over and over in life, perhaps you are the problem.
People with real concerns don’t share them with the world. They are protective and keep it between the friend and themselves.
I imagine they have tried that several times.
In private. They don’t want me to do well and get out of this mess of a divorce and lawsuit resulting in a $7 million dollar judgment. They are just trying to level the playing field by bringing me down, but nobody can bring me down!
See, you are the one that is trying to pretend you are on their level. They have jobs. They are not $7 million dollars in debt and facing bankruptcy. They are not living in the past. They in living in the real world, not Sonja’s world of delusions. You are so far down, you are two stops away from rock bottom.
After this, I know that I shouldn’t drink with these women.
You should have ended that sentence two words earlier.
You will see I refrain from partying in Turks and Caicos and stick to wine. One has to be in a good place mentally, with cool friends, and with good booze (or beer) to survive an evening of hard partying like these girls do. They all started drinking in the limo on the way over, starting before 12pm for four hours. I really don’t know how their livers do it! After one hard drink, I’m buzzed. After two, I’m bombed! After three, I’m yours! I’m a cheap date as they say. People ask me why my skin is so nice. One reason is I can’t drink that much, so it’s usually an early night if I don’t stick to wine and wine spritzers. So, I didn’t start drinking until we got to the hotel. The key to having a good night out (and I do feel that I’m an expert on the subject) is to be with good people and to be in a good mood.
I noticed how you were drinking responsibly and everyone else was showing their lady bits to the camera and screaming down the hallways. It was nice of you to walk everyone to their rooms and make sure they were safe. Those bitches are hard partyers for sure.
Instead, I was surrounded by women who are always nit picking me and trying to belittle my life decisions. (I think I have had a good one! Even while dealing with the tremendous stress of late.) The women also need to understand that, really, I am going through a lot.I’m blessed in so many ways, but I have hit a speed bump and really want to retain my independence. I don’t look to a man to take care of me or my daughter. I am building a fashion lifestyle brand from scratch. I am self-made. No one has ever handed me anything.
Except Lord Morgan. He handed you several million dollars and some property. I can see how that would slip your mind.
I work hard and pull my own weight. Or no one would invest in my companies.
I’m not really seeing the benefits of any of these “investments” So far you have a prototype for a toaster over, some clothing samples, and a fashion blog.
Sometimes when you’re having a rough time, you need to be able to let loose, and that’s what I was trying to do in Atlantic City. What happens in Atlantic City stays in Atlantic City, they say. I should have known better than to let my walls down around them. But at least now I’ve learned my lesson! No one can tell me when I should stop my hard-parting ways and settle down except me.
Wait I thought you were the delicate lightweight and the girls were the hard partiers?
Life is all about moving on and moving upward. I wear that saying on my pinky ring every day, and it serves me well. That and my abundance candle. LOL.
Maybe it’s me, but it doesn’t really seem to be serving you well.
Bethenny was right saying that divorce is like a death. Losing your best friend, lover, and father to your daughter is not something that I would wish upon anyone (as we saw in Morocco with the psychic who said Mario was cheating), and it’s something that takes a long time to adjust to.
After reading that ten times, I finally get that you don’t mean losing your lover, father and best friend to your daughter. Not sure what the psychic has to do with anything. Divorce is terrible but it has been NINE YEARS.
I don’t want to enter into another relationship until I feel that I can contribute as an equal partner emotionally and can stand on my own two feet financially. I just didn’t feel that I could do that a year ago. Hence, the younger men.
They call them boy toys for a reason.
Between being a mother, running my businesses, starting new businesses, managing my reorganization, and dealing with my legal situation, I don’t have much left to give to another person. But as I’ve said in the past, life moves in a circle, and I’ve had my low times, and now I’m headed back up to a high point again. I’m very lucky, because I have many circles of supportive, non-judgmental friends that like me for being me. I have a very strong family base and spiritual beliefs. God has been there for me. But I’m just taking life one day at a time like everybody else! See you all next week for more fun times and hopefully less clubs, crying, and catfights!
One day at a time, has a familiar ring to it.
LOL your gifs are so on point today.
I totally agree with your “purple pen”. This is a woman who needs immediate psychiatric help in a confined environment. She is delusional and has no real connection with the world that the rest of us live in. This was an amazing and insightful recap. It pains me to both watch and read the words of this woman. To continue allowing her to expose her sickness in a public manner is atrocious and Bravo is guilty of exploiting mental illness (as usual).
The white trash one. I die.
That whole little discussion between she and Ramona googling white trash to see what it meant while Aviva was going bat shit crazy is one of the funniest scenes I have watched in my housewife history. It was hilarious
I…um…yeah…I mean that was just, wow! Yup, wow pretty much covers it because it appears she left delusional in the dust on her drive to crazy town.
Lady Morgan gave me the sugar dizzies on this one. It was bad. Hail to the the PurplePen!
I bet that Sonja and Kim Richards could converse for hours and totally get each other.
100% !
I only watched RHONY when it aired right after RHOBH. I hadn’t watched it in years before that. Sonja has always been a MESS! Is there anyone likable left on that show?
I’m struggling to see how anyone could dislike Bethanny this season. She is the only thing keeping me interested so far. Sonja is her usual messy self, yet now everyone seems to be ‘over it’ and are targeting her.
Bethenny is so neurotic she makes me feel like I need an anxiety pill.
Amen to JustJenn’s comment. she makes me a nervous wreck just listening to her speak. I need medication to recover. There is absolutely nothing likable about this mess. She and Sonja are both delusional.
Well, Sonja can’t really be taken seriously. If that blog that Tamara just purpled was written by Sonja herself, then oh boy! If it’s something that was perhaps edited by someone else, an intern for example, just imagine the original version. It’s hard to be mad at Sonja. That would be like getting mad at a cute, dumb little puppy who’s peed on the floor. Yes, you’re upset, but could you really yell a that puppy. I couldn’t.
Bethany is good television. No argument there. But JustJenn is right, she can be a bit much, especially if you’re already stressed out. I’m somewhat on the fence about her attitude. Luanne, looks like a pretentious shit stirrer to me. The others, varying levels of tolerability, but I don’t dislike any of them, even Ramona (I’m surprised myself).
I don’t like Bethany. I find her pretentious and smug.
Bethenny is compelled to keep her rat-a-tat, high-speed hilarious comments [thinly-veiled attacks] going non-stop. She is then violently opposed to anyone broaching any subject about her own behavior that she doesn’t want to hear . . .and that would be any and all of them. She erroneously believes she is “self-aware.” If she were really self-aware, she would know that she is extremely catty and annoying. Now that she’s a rich bitch, she thinks she’s better than every one else, just like the Nene monster. I don’t see Bethenny ever being happy, no metter how many good things or good people come into her life. She’s such a cry baby. It’s pathetic.
Yes!
Totally agree!
Sounds as if Bethenny’s turning into her mother. 😉
Well, OK, ummm, what can you say to that? I swear one day I’m going to hear about Sonja, oops I mean Lady Morgan, being carted off to Bellevue. How blunt does HRH Skinny Bitch have to be with you? Do you ever actually listen to what someone is saying to you? I think Lady Morgan’s denial is stronger than Kim’s.
Btw, I really like the title “Her Royal Highness Skinny Bitch”. I think it’s funny. I hope Bethenny laughed at it.
I can see how her friends would get bored of her talking. I couldn’t even get thru the whole blog. About half way down I just read the purple pen remarks. I think she keeps all the interns to have someone to talk to.
Yep, I agree. Paid friends who tell her she’s fabulous, also known as enablers, for school credit none the less!
Yes, I feel for those interns. Not sure what Sonya has taught them..
I would prefer my daughter/son to be at some sort of business that has excelled throughout the years. Or, whatever my daughter/son was majoring in. Also, I certaining wouldn’t want Sonya walking around scantily dressed and hopefully she doesn’t do that in front of her interns!! I’m sure she doesn’t !
Wonder if Sonya’s interns pick up her dry cleaning, washes her clothes and dishes and cooks for her and makes her bed up and “draws”her bath water for her. Do they clean the apartment for her. Also, would they be doing the the shopping for her, etc.? And,when she is at her functions, ( that we don’t get to see) , does she take one of the guy interns with her?
I just wonder what their assignments are each day? And, is their interning just a “helter skelter” routine of sorts or well organize? I’ve often wondered.
Geez, my question marks and dots are misplaced. Next time I will proofread what I’ve put down.
I also love your “purple pen” TT!
I need an intern!
TT needs an intern. I have no idea how one person keeps up with all of these topics and write blogs so fast and witty. She must have Sonja’s interns,
Has anyone noticed the interns always look terrified of Sonja or kind of that look some one has when they are taking crazy direction from a very elderly relative you don’t want to insult but you have no idea how to respond.
It takes them an entire semester to learn how to use the calendar. She clarified this on the reunion.
That is one delusional mess! Where do we start?
I do see a glimmer of hope for a couple of new products for the International Fashion Lifestyle Brand
– safety garbage disposals that can be left alone with guests
– a special line of paper towels for those delicate antiques
– an intern cam, because they cannot be left on their own (I wonder who was sitting the interns while she was gone?)
Hahahahaha! Yeah, seriously. I think interning should be outlawed. If your business isn’t making enough money so that you can afford to pay actual employees, then you have no business having a business. Just my opinion. “Intern” is just a fancy way of saying “slave”. I don’t like it.
Agree, they’re slaves. But, if they and their parents are stupid enough to waste their tuition/fee money interning for someone like Sonja instead of at a real business, then I can only SMH.
My problem is with the schools that are supposedly giving them credit for their time w/Sonja – now, THAT is shameful!
They give credit for anything at some schools. They don’t care as long as they get the money. And if the kids are in some sort of TV/Film program, it’s actually good experience even if they are walking her stuffed dog.
On Sun, May 17, 2015 at 10:22 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Hilarious
So basically Sonja and Kim Richards will be sharing a room at rehab soon. Yikes! As far as “What happens in Atlantic City stays in Atlantic City, they say.” NO THEY DON’T! That was Las Vegas’ advertising slogan about ten years ago and if people don’t stop inserting their own dumb places into it I’m going to scream! Thankew and guhnight.
Thanks TT! Love the purple pen! One of my favorite Lady Morgan delusional lines: “You will see I refrain from partying in Turks and Caicos and stick to wine”. Ummm, in my experience I have partied very hard while drinking too much wine. Her sentence doesn’t make sense with the entire “I refrain from partying…” Lady Morgan is batshit cray cray. In past seasons I have always liked her but this year so far, she seems off her rocker worse then previous years.
50 Shades of Cray.
I think there is more wrong with her than a low alcohol threshold. It would not surprise me if she is using meds improperly. That is why she cannot focus. Kim #2, maybe. I am inclined to think the other women are aware of this and the reason they are dismissive of her boasting and blathering. Bethenny is not yet clued in.
sincerely doubt Luann would let Sonja hanging on her dancing like a Lez in heat, if she wasn’t getting well paid for it.
I also saw shades of Kim in this — kind of scary. And I wondered last season if she was medicating because her behavior was so off. But, as many people have said, she seems to be a sweet person inside. Not like Kim with her ugly mean streak. TT, your purple pen was on fire on this blog – very funny!
I thought HRH SB said something about you can’t drink with your meds. Maybe I’m wrong.
She did but Lady Morgan was quick to point out that they were just vitamins. Bethenny didn’t look like she was buying what Sonja was selling when she went on a tangent about how her vitamin guru or whatever it’s called is going to look at her pages of “vitamins” to see which react with alcohol.
She is Cray-Z!
Anyone who has been drinking as long as Sonja had a high tolerance for alcohol.
Don’t ask me how I know this.
On Sat, May 16, 2015 at 4:40 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Yep that’s what I was thinking TT.
I recall reading 2 of her news letters a couple of years ago. They were fairly well done. At least, not delusional. They may be assigned to interns. Possibly she gives them the topics to cover and they make it sound normal. I do remember she included pictures of herself in Switzerland or someplace in the EU.
Sonja seems to have a device in her head that interprets conversations and allows her to see what is depicted on screen differently from the rest of us. As a non-native English speaker, I translate in my head and early on used to screw up the idioms. This seems similar but she is entrenched in her delusions and not giving up. Time for people to back off, you can’t fight with crazies, it will just consume you.
She may be in the manic stages of bipolar. Fast talking and delusions of grandeur are part of it…getting medication balanced is tricky. One bipolar relative told me that the manic highs are such a rush that you don’t want to get off the train.
It’s no fun if you’re going to bring potential reality into this situation. Then we will just have to feel sorry for her. 🙂
And the mental illness diagnoses begin…
On Sat, May 16, 2015 at 8:16 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Don’t take it personally TT! Sonja’s fast non-stop talking is what clicked for me. When my BILs mess we’re off nobody could get him to shut off. Sonja was not like this last year, ditzy and whacky yes, but she has edged out of her normal spectrum.
It’s not about taking things personally, it’s about people randomly without knowledge, assigning mental health diagnoses to people on TV. I find it annoying.
On Sat, May 16, 2015 at 4:34 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I wish Bravo would refrain from creating the fantasy that these broke-ass housewives are planning, hosting and/or paying for the girl’s brunches, lunches, dinners, spa dates, getaways or vacays to anywhere. They are so offended when the other girls don’t appreciate the effort they never put into these events. Clearly they are all planned and paid for by Bravo.
Obviously, there was something in her home that Sonia didn’t want on camera as she has never had an issue with filming in her house before. Perhaps she had to sell her furniture for some quick cash or maybe her toilets were all stopped up and she hadn’t had a chance to work on them or long enough to let them “soften” up. LOL
Maybe she is sleeping on an air mattress, Rent-to-Own has taken away the TV and video games in the interns room and they are all living on Kraft cheese slices between white bread.
On Sat, May 16, 2015 at 9:34 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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But that can’t be! She’s still living the high life with her annual trips to Gstaad with the updo and smokey eye that the Learning Annex was so interested in! 🙂
I’ll bet she boasts a toaster oven in every room!
But…but…NO ONE with a FASHION LINE would EVER be in that situation.
Why have we never been able to see Heather’s place? I bet it’s nice and not over done, I know I sound creepy but I want to see it.
Wow. What in the world is that woman talking about?
I guess you didn’t see the episode where Sonia’s toilet was stopped up, right?
Do you remember when Kelly said Sonja’s townhouse was not that nice. It was rather run down and needed redecorating.
I view Sonja as a cross between Grey Gardens and Miss Faversham.
Now I’m headed off to the grocery store with my smokey eye and updo.
I did. I was wondering what Sonja is talking about.
Frankel’s title (to me, anyway) is H.R.H (highball) Bethany, OG of Skinnyland. or HBIC= Head Bethany in ChaChing$$. A little funny??? Oh, I try.
Thanks TT. Sonja’s blog was just screaming for your purple pen, and you didn’t disappoint.
The others not only have jobs, they have plumbing, Well, Bethany many not have plumbing, she’s homeless and has to pee on the side of the road..
Fantastic. You made me scare my dog with my laughter.
I am so sick of her saying she is homeless.
“because these girls do not give me the emotional support I need” should read “because these girls do not give me the attention I want”
Exactly!
I wonder if Sonya can find the time to join the Magic Tomato Plant brigade. It may help center her. 😉
Hahaha!
Well, alrighty then. That dang Sonja. Delusion much???
“I don’t look to a man to take care of me or my daughter.” This is exactly Sonja’s problem. All the men who helped along the way let her believe she was running her own life. Now she is in way over her head but doesn’t know it. She needs to lose the boy toys and get a sponsor who is much older, rich, and amused instead of turned off by her antics. After he rights the ship she can sit back and pretend she did it herself.
Surprised that her lawyers could not get her out of the lawsuit due to her not being mentally competent to enter into a contract.
She is 50 Shades of Grey Gardens crazy.
I can’t imagine being her lawyer or anyone in business trying to deal with her – heck, I can’t fathom the craziness involved in even trying to be her friend. She’s living in an altered state of reality. I agree with you about her not being mentally competent to sign a contract – that should be obvious to anyone!
We’ve seen Sonja slurry drunk on many episodes, so I’m not sure why she is now claiming to be a lightweight. Both LuAnn and Heather made references to the girls helping Sonya home after she had too much to drink. I think the vitamin thing with Bethenny was Sonja trying to cover up the fact that she mixes prescription meds with alcohol. If she’s so worried about paying the $7 million judgment, maybe she could forgo the annual trips to Gstaad for a bit? I do think she blurs the line between past and present. She was going on about partying with JFK Jr, and he’s been dead for 16 years. So even if she did party with him then, who really cares now?
Tamara, with you this would have been unreadable! I laughed so hard my dog moved away from me in annoyance lol.
Sonja, god love her. Is this new Kelly. But how crazy was Kelly that Sonja looked normal in her first season? Lol…thanks for the laughs
I hope Sonja, Brandy and Kim all get their much needed help for the delusions and addictions.
Good God she’s a loon. Thank you for getting through all that rambling Ms TT. I think Ramona should offer her old adderall script to sonja, who likely doesn’t have insurance. The learning annexe wants a makeup tutorial from her now? She is certifiable.
I will commend whoever really wrote the blog – one of the interns, one of the multi-culti grift entourage, or perhaps a sober Sonja – for capturing drunk manic Sonja’s voice so perfectly.
Oh not. THAT was really Sonja. The interns would have attempted some sort of coherence. Their job is to make her look good.
On Sat, May 16, 2015 at 3:13 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I agree, she was writing just the way she talks…
That was so much delusion, I couldn’t read it in one sitting. She just doesn’t realize all of her issues are self created
Great Tamara! I love when the purple pen comes out.
I first read this yesterday and then had to have Siri read it to me because I could not believe what I was reading.
Just one defense of Sonja.
HBIC: i think Sonja says Control and not Charge for obvious reasons. The end of last season Heather made a statement about being in charge, I think Sonia says Control because anyone who says they are the leader or in charge of anyone is a control freak?
Please tell me interns are not there to learn how to clean up messes and she actually supervises.
Also, why has it taken so long for everyone to catch on So ja is delusional?
Kristen? Why is she always talking about Sonja?
Does this crazy woman ever turn on the TV ? Certainly she has seen her drunken behavior on film. For Sonja, life’s embarrassing moments don’t include stripping in public, pulling up your dress with no underwear on, spreading her legs wide open for the camera and of course making sexual advances to all the girls !
Sonja needs alot of couch time and medication (w/no booze ). She’s a basket case.
Ladies, just have her watch an episode of the show- enough said. You gals need to kick her to the curb before your reps are as bad as hers !
She certainly does enjoy using the word ‘like’. So I wonder if her interns are editing her blogs. While watching Sonja’s whirling dervish routine, it made me think back to when she was first introduced. They were on their Scarey Isd cruise and Kelly had her psychotic episode. I was very impressed with Sonja’s quick assessment and kind response towards Kelly in the wake of everyone’s emotions. She asked that everyone to back off and please recognize they had a very sick person before them. She stayed back to watch Kelly, while the others went to the Hooters party. I think it is that Sonja we initially invited into our homes.
Yes, that’s the Sonja I really “liked” too, but it seems the table has turned and now she needs someone to step in and ask everybody else to back off and recognize that their attempts to help her are only making her angry with them because they won’t share in her delusion. She needs others to share in and support her imaginary potential for success. I really don’t understand why they don’t just leave her alone and let those idiot interns feed her insatiable ego.
All of them act as if they drink way to much & take something with it…except Kristen & Heather otherwise the rest are ewwwww
Hilarious! As usual, TT’s purple pen did not dissapoint!
OMG. “I have to be with the interns …because of disaters that can occur in 15 minutes?” WTH? All she needed to say was I wasnt ready and didnt have a chance to straighten up and leave it at that. I have never heard so many cockamamie excuses.
Look, I casually read the RHONY blogs and I only catch the show sporadically since I’m not invested in any of the women anymore, so I’m not asking to be funny but Bc I’m having difficulty grasping this blog and I don’t have the full context of the show to make my own conclusion. Is Sonja mentally ill? Is it obvious the way it was with Kelly Bensimon? I’m asking seriously.
We are not psychiatrists, just people who watch a TV show. She drinks A LOT. So unless that changes, we really don’t see her true mental state.
On Sat, May 16, 2015 at 7:50 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Gotcha.
Microop, the girls met at Sonya’s to go on a trip. She wasnt ready. Rather than letting the women into her home to sit and wait for her, she made them wait outside in the cold pouring rain. They were pissed. This delusional blog is a rationalization of why she didnt let them in the house. Knowing Sonya her house was a mess and she didnt want it on film…
I am not a doctor but I believe Sonja needs mental health. I think she is in sone kind of nervous breakdown and just self medicating. She used to be cute, funny, silly, you wanted to root for her even though she seemed a bit crazy.
It has become sad. Very sad. Like she needs help now sad.
I don’t know what was more hilarious– Sonja’s blog or your comments, TT. How freakin funny ! Sonja’s a world class whiner, that’s for sure. One day at a whine !!
No foolin’: I REALLY want to know what accredited institution is gig ng credit for this and how much the credit is. When I did my practicum/internship, it was 120 hours over one semester and three point credits toward my degree. I call bullshit.
They must be the world’s most stupidest interns or fangirls/guys of RHONY. Otherwise…why??
This woman has more excuses than Kim Richards. Where are her interns, she needs an editor for her blogs! Remember when she and Ramona were upset at Heather not being the best hostess when they were in the Berkshires?
I just read an article in the New York Social Diary about Sonja when she was working as a hostess, and what was funny was she was talking the same shtick even before she met her rich husband. Skiing in Aspen, summers in the Hamptons, yadayada
I looked at her website for her clothing jewelry swimsuit line today as she was tweeting it all over the place.
She needs an editor there too, one of her swimsuits comes in “plumb.”
Don’t even get me started on her jewelry line. She thinks she is the new Tiffany. Only with 14K gold and point one (.1) carat diamonds in chiseled metal.
It’s, well… delusional.
On Sat, May 16, 2015 at 11:14 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Oh my goodness I just laughed so hard. You are so funny TT.
Oh Sonja. It’s sad now. I hate it because I like Sonja but she needs some serious help and it is so sad to watch her. I could not imagine going on vacations with her. I couldn’t do it.
I just couldn’t. Sorry only read the purple pen
To be fair: When HR SB inquired about Sonja mixing her meds there was more insight than ever into Sonja’s mental state. She started to lie about “vitamins” mixing poorly with alcohol. In fact Her “psychopharmacologist” was just saying….and she trails off as she recognized her slip gave away her lie. A psychopharmacologist is not a therapist more do they ever prescribe vitamins. They are consulted by psychoarists since they are specialists in medications for mood disorders and other mental illnesses. Sorry TT but what the viewers witness and Sonjas slip of the mouth make it obvious she has diagnosable condition that necessitates a specialist…JS