This week seems to have flown by and there are so many things sitting around in my inbox for me to remember to post about. One is this episode of WWHL with the Countess. Luann looks FANTASTIC in a plum colored dress. Her hair and a makeup are flawless. No statement necklace, but some flashy earrings. She’s very well put together. The photo above does not begin to do her justice.
Luann says Sonja loves her and she loves Sonja. Andy brings up Luann’s tweets about Carole. Luann posted that Adam and the niece were still together and planning a trip together when Carole started screwing him. Luanne backpedals and basically says that Adam attended the niece’s birthday celebration in September. Carole’s position is that the niece and Adam broke up a year ago and still remain friends. Andy reads another tweet where Henry or whoever her ghost tweeter is says that Carole is a “basic newcomer” among other things. Andy points out that the use of the word “basic” in the hipster sort of way does sound like Luann. Luann ignores the subtle accusation and says she was on a rage that night because Carole has caused so much friction for her and her family because the niece is so upset. Luann says she went a bit overboard and really just wants to move on. I bet she does and Lord knows her niece wishes she had just shut up about it rather than lying and saying that the niece was all upset over it. Even if she is, Luann is putting her nieces heartbreak on a fucking reality TV show. Not classy or cool, Luann.
Luann says that something happens later in the show that has added to her anger toward Carole. It happens on the Turks and Caicos trip. Let me guess she screws a Johnny Depp lookalike in a pirate costume and then Sonja gets buttfucked by the same guy the next night. Oh, wait. That was Luann. I won’t be shocked if Carole does bring someone home from the bar on the trip. It seems clear from the previews that Luann does. Luann says that whatever vacation transgression Carole commits, it’s “even worse” than fucking the help. Speaking of fucking the help, wasn’t someone doing that on a RHONY trip in seasons past on a trip with a private chef?
With regard to Sonja leaving everyone standing outside her house, Luann says that she felt like some of the interns could have had them in for a cup of tea. She said it was outrageous that they had to wait in the rain.
Wow, the dress Luann is wearing is from her clothing line. SHE ACTUALLY HAS CLOTHES AVAILABLE TO BUY from her clothing line. That’s a novel concept for a housewife. It is under $60 and I bet it is sold out.
A caller asks if what Carole said about having a guy named Daniel who tweets for her is true. Luann says no, it’s actually her. She has people who help with Twitter because she has lots of fans. And nothing goes out without her approval. So again, Carole is right. Luann is not Tweeting. She is reclining on a chaise drinking and poor Daniel pushes the keys for her because Twitter is ever so complicated. Andy again says that “basic bitch” just doesn’t sound like her. Luann sticks to her “I was in a rage that day” story. Apparently her hormonal rages causes her vocabulary to become that of a teenager from the hood.
Someone from Connecticut calls in to ask Luann if she finds being from Connecticut offensive because when Carole said she was not European, she from Connecticut, she seemed insulted. Luann says she is from Connecticut but she lived in Europe for a long time and that is why Bethenny pointed out her European hair. Luann says Bethenny knows a lot about her, and her European past, unlike Carole.
The question is basically, “Why is Bethenny such a cunt satchel this season?” Luann says that Bethenny has a strong personality but Luann knows her so well so she knows Bethenny’s true intentions.