Reza and Adam
We begin tonight’s Shahs of Sunset with Reza and Adam getting a marriage license. How do destination weddings work? I thought you had to file in the country where you get married. How will an LA wedding license work in Thailand? Are they going to legally marry at the courthouse before or after the trip? I wonder how the applications would be now that gay marriage is relatively new and government paperwork takes so long to catch up. Adam asks Reza if he is the bride or the groom. Then he asks if he wants to take Reza’s name he has to do it now? Reza is freaking out and sucking on an inhaler. Adam is talking about having kids. Reza is threatening to bolt.
MJ and Asa are at an exercise class. Asa wants to get in shape for bikinis in Thailand and MJ wants an opportunity to dress up like Olivia Newton John in public which of course would be incomplete without wearing support hose. Asa is having a serious conversation about the joint bachelor party they are supposed to be planning. But MJ is more concerned with her outfit. She could care less about this party because she is planning a sleazeball party for Reza and not telling Asa about. This season MJ and Asa were clearly told to fight over Reza. MJ is being a good little production soldier while Asa is just responding in kind because it’s her job. Asa is planning a safari chic party with strippers with animal tails. Her party is at a vineyard/animal safari. Because those are clearly everywhere in California.
Mike meets with Shervin and his brother to have some guy talk. Shervin points out that they already received their invitations to the wedding. Mike did not get one. Mike still has a black eye. What is up with that?
Asifa is trying to put together a photo shoot to try to “manifest” a wedding. Someone has been watching The Secret way too much. The photo shoot is basically a romantic engagement shoot. Asifa is really pushing Bobby to marry her (again).
Asifa is trying to study for the GMAT. While Bobby helps her study. She is pressing him for marriage. She wants kids now. Bobby doesn’t want to have kids and then divorce.
The house that Reza is trying to flip is having a lot of issues so Asa is coming to the property to cleanse it. Reza is sprinkling holy water…errrr, I mean Diamond water while Asa does a cleansing ritual. Then Reza lays face down in the dirt to shoot his heart energy to the core of the earth. Wait? Did she cleanse Reza yet? Because I don’t really want his energy shooting to the core of my earth, thank you very much. Asa’s hair is gorgeous.
Reza and Mike meet to squash their differences. Reza tells Mike his fundamental problem with him is that he is not honest. He asks what happened with GG in Turkey? Mike denies and Reza doesn’t believe him. Reza is aggressively interrogating him. Reza wants Mike to take a lie detector. Mike refuses. The conversation ends with them agreeing to disagree. #sad
Reza’s Bachelor Party
Adam and Asa have no idea everyone else is having a bachelor party. Reza says that he told Adam he was going to be hanging out with his aunt. Surely, Adam will never know when Reza comes home smelling like stripper oil and nutsack sweat that he wasn’t with his aunt.
The party bus pulls up and it comes with stripper and Veuve! Great my router has crapped out. I am resetting it but I have no idea if I am going to lose all of this or not. I can live without giving you all the details of the nasty bachelor party. Let’s just say it was very Reza.
Asa’s Bachelor Party for Adam
This party is on a farm. Or a wild life preserve or a vineyard. Reza told Asa right away about the party she was not invited to the night before. GG arrives and snubs Asifa and Bobby. Apparently, the couple had a fight the night before and Bobby texted GG about it and then Asifa texed her that she was not allowed to text her man. WTF? MJ arrives in another ridiculous outfit which defies explanation. It’s like a leopard onsie that is long sleeved and skin tight. She is hungover, but not as bad as Reza, and Asa confronts her immediately.
YAY! Router is back up. Nothing was lost.
Asa’s party is ridiculous but the food looks excellent. Adam seems happy to be beating a penis piñata. Bobby and Asifa are arguing. GG and Asifa are arguing. This whole thing is a cluster fuck.
Next week: Asa’s parents home renovations are done. The group asks Mike to apologize to GG. Reza and Adam go to couples therapy and Reza considers postponing the wedding.