Brandi has been addressing the rumors on Twitter that her face has been well and truly fucked . (See here) She Blames it on a zit. She posted the above photo to prove that she has had nothing done.
Nothing to see here folks, move along.
Except for my purple pen. Click through for all the tweets.
Brandi Glanville @BrandiGlanville ·
If you look close I haven’t done anything to my face just colored contacts on my brown eyes & da huge zit on my cheek
The zit looks photoshopped. Plus enough with the gansta spelling.
Brandi Glanville @BrandiGlanville ·
@justanothermary fuck off- I haven’t done ANYTHING but aged a bit and put on some freaky colored contacts-let me worry about me
Brandi needs to use her block feature on these people and not give them any traction. I don’t know what they said to her, because I have blocked this person as one of THOUSANDS I have blocked and I’m not on TV. People that feel the need to insult people on their twitter lines (or blogs) just need to be removed. Easy Peasy.
That said, she’s lying.
Brandi Glanville @BrandiGlanville ·
Dear @intouchweekly I swear I JUST put on green contacts to distract from my skin disease of the min. & died my own hair, which turned orange
@PeterMarkSalon I died my own hair this morning and it’s orange get your ass back to LA
Just another reminder that her hairdresser only “lives” with her during filming.
Brandi – do you think that photo gives you a Marilyn Monroe look? Have you forgotten what happened to her? It’s a frozen look, deeply reworked and anyone who lives outside the borders of LA recognizes the disease of self-medicating thru facial reconstruction.
(**my apologies to LA residents and CALI people**)
if you look at the pic of all three ladies on daily mail; the alcoholic gut is
quite evident. on the other close ups it looks someone brushed blush
on two golf balls, and super glued them, but crooked on her face.
the mouth does not move; the eyes super scary. she is all ready for
Halloween.
Ca. Resident here, and no offense taken. The closest most Cen Cal people get to botox is accidental food poisoning, tho. Lol
Man oh Man…The Bullshit! It never, never ends. Once again , one of them treating the viewers like we are blind AND stupid.
It must be in their contract to deny surgery. Shannon Beador from RHOC face looks uber plastic now and she denies work. Says she gained a few pounds;) She looks even worst this year. Yikes! Like Brandy she was pretty her first season and unrecognizable now.
Brandi has taken up golf.
In her face.
@Maisey Lol that made me spit my coffee out!
Is there going to be a follow up explanation for how her face is lopsided now. One side is much lower, eyebrows to lips.
That must be one killer zit!
Interesting to note that the killer zit is closer to her nose than her cheekbone. How can it be responsible for the golf ball like appearance of her left cheek? Also, her hair isn’t orange in the picture (which looks photo shopped to me), so the timing is suspect. I just don’t understand why she feels the need to deny using botox and fillers, something she has admitted to in a variety of forums.
Brandi, you didn’t ”die” your hair, you ” dyed” your hair. Jeez.
Now now – this is also the woman who doesn’t know the difference between their/there and your/you’re. Blame the zit!
Thank you Brandi…now every time I spell something wrong I will blame it on a zit. How perfect. I’m glad that you “die” you’re
hair and there all so mean on Twitter….well that’s attorciouse. Really, your so put upon and there so mean….keep getting those ztis and every thing will be just purfict.
By the way, I currently have six zits…one for each word spellied wrong.
MZU – too funny. Loved the purposeful misspellings.
This is Los Angeles. There are hair salons on every corner. Why would she dye her own hair? Zits at 42? She needs another cleanse. What ever, she’s a hateful lying person. I want her off of RHoBH and gone into obscurity.
She “dies” her own hair because she blows all of her money on wine and Xanax.
She doesn’t have to buy her own wine anymore. She just takes it from her wine line inventory. She’s probably set for life in the wine department.
That must be quite an old photo. We’ve never seen her hair that color. But aside from that, the bridge of her nose is completely different than what it has been the past few seasons. Plus, these days the tip of her nose has that strange clumpy ball shape and one of her nostrils is distorted. No, this is absolutely not a recent photo.
Not to mention, if this is a recent pic, she’s got hair covering the forehead which was the freakiest part of her face to me.
Brandi and Cynthia Bailey must go to the same plastic surgeon. Cynthia is almost unrecognizable on the reunion shows. Next, they’ll both be on “Botched.” It’s so sad that women are terrified of looking older at such young ages. It seems once they start, they want more, more, more until they end up looking like freaks of nature.
Dwight from RHOA was on “Botched”. He had his non-existent nose fixed. Terry and Paul are waiting for Cynthia and Brandi’s phone calls.
Cynthia I’ve seen up close (in younger years and since she became part of this tv nonsense), and I don’t feel she’s gotten surgery – (not to “fat shame”, but) she has gained a considerable amount of weight for her frame, and a lot of it is sitting right in her face. Same thing happens to me when I get “winter bloat”. It’s the Curse of the Fat Heads. Not pretty. In fact i think I’ll log off and go do cardio…after I finish my post church cocktail…and this ice cream…
Dyed my hair, not died. Christ, what a dumbass.
It’s clear that she gave the crazy ghost tweeter a day off. All of that tweeting about Make A Wish and TOMS shoes is wasted after a few glasses of wine. Her face is so bad right now and she’s so insecure in the first place.. If I were her I would stay far away from Twitter. At least these housewives set a good example not to fuck with your face ever.
Bingo! I think Brandi is very insecure. I’m not a fan at all, but I can certainly empathize with certain behaviors exhibited by the terminally insecure.
So can I. And then I start to feel bad for Brandi, but she always makes me change my mind within minutes.
If she doesn’t disappear from my television screen soon I will become terminally ill.
@tootsie I agree with you, spot on, she screams insecurity to me, I just read the previous post re her face and checked out the pics. What in the world is in her cheek to make it look like a golf ball?? I am confused. I didn’t think fillers make you look like she does. Granted, I am early 40’s and prefer to age gracefully, wrinkles and all, size I currently am (granted that is it not a thrilling size but would need to get my ass up to exercise!) she used to be so attractive, what a trainwreck, someine make her stop. Does she have any friends that can be honest with her? Besides us..
She looks like a clown! I think half of her problem is that she “died” her hair. Don’t even tell me she wrote those books! She has no concept of the English language! Can’t stand her! I wish she would go away!
I wonder what Brandi will look like in 10 years. What ever she has done it is a hot mess. With all the booze and pills of one kind or another, she will look like 90 when she is 50. Can’t we just age with dignity, I don’t want to look old either but we have to work with what we have and make the best of it. After I have seen some of the results of the plastic surgery that is being done and all the injections, I would rather just be me good, or bad. Take it or leave it.
Amen sister! Although lately I’ve been thinking I’m taking the whole natural look too far. 🙂
One day future archaeologists will analyze the remains of early 21st century humans and ponder why so many have tooling marks that indicate chiseling on the bones of the nose, cheeks, and chins. They will find that many remains had breast and ass implants as well as curious little veneers applied to the teeth. They will note that a preponderance of this type of mutilation is found in the southern part of the west coast of what was once called America.
What about the silicone breast implants? Do they disintegrate over time, or will skeletal remains be bones with perfectly formed implants on top? 🙂
@Tootsie. I looked up silicone on wikipedia. It looks really stable unless you drop it into a 300’F fire. Then it turns into formaldehyde. So I am guessing the implants could stick around a long time given there are no volcanoes erupting.
I’m not defending Brandi by any stretch of the imagination, but I have been the recipient of adult-onset hormonal acne brought about by the dreaded peri-menopause. Some of these breakouts were the sizes of silver dollars and were very deep. And painful. In my 40’s!!!! It started about 10 years ago when I was 37 and I couldn’t figure out what the heck was happening. Anyhoo, I’ll give her a pass for the zit, but not the rest of it. Those contacts were horrific. She looked like a deranged vampire. Very creepy. She needs to hold on to her $ and invest it where it makes money for her. You know, kids, college, future, blah, blah, blah, right? Those Bravo paychecks aren’t going to be there forever. She was cute in her first season or two. Now she’s just off the rails. JMO.
@neverbeenjaxed. LOVE your name. Hysterical, I too started getting the adult acne is in my mid/late 30’s due to perimenopause, never even went through it as a teenager, now in menopause at 42 I am still dealing with it but it’s better now that hormones adjusted. Total pain in the ass. BUT, I figure she would be having more then one “zit.” I also don’t give her a pass in anything else.
@TT LOVE and adore your purple pen. Actually love the blogs that you use it extensively. Need more purple? I will ship it to you!
Hence the menopausal mama jokes she threw out all season??
It looks to be an old picture because he hair is long in the photo but at the Reunion she has short hair. Of course she could have gotten extensions but who knows. She really is just a repulsing person. I feel so sorry for her children.
Why address this on twitter? She just helped to spread the “rumors” of her bad face work. If she was reasonably secure, she would shrug it off. Then again, if she was reasonably secure she would not hack up her face, especially at such a relatively young age.
Brandi pretty much has the emotional maturity of a 13 year old. Have you ever seen her twitter TL? It can be pretty ridiculous.
Is this the woman who keeps bellyaching about money?
I doubt she’s getting the procedures for free – what doctor would want to own up to the results?
She used to be so pretty. If RHOBH fires her, is she getting ready for Botched?
Andy won’t fire her. Too many folks like us are commenting on her and her behavior. That translates into interest in the show. Interest in the show generates $$ for Mr. Cohen. And of course page views for our beloved TT.
Ok, well if she hasn’t gotten work done her face has become very harsh and ugly looking naturally. Either way, she looks terrible so her explanations don’t change what the world stares back at.
one comment…………….L I A R!!
Who convinced this chick to inject foreign stuff in her face? Mentally, how does she rationalize that’s OK? Oh wait…
“She Blames it on a zit.”
Ha, ha, ha, ha! Is she thinks we’ll believe that she has zit for brains!
Looks like She might have injected silicone filler which you shouldn’t inject.
(Only for implants) scary!
In the DM article it looks like she used fix-a-flat on her face. Ew.
Ahh, my beloved purple pen hath returned. Makes me giddy. Huge hugs to you & Banjo! 🙂
She must have fired her ghostweeter because these posts seem to be written by her.
Lady Karma tends to work faster these days because how ironic that the woman calling the other women menopause mamas looks like she aged a lot with whatever she has done to her face.
The ghost tweeter, Katherine or whatever her name is, is in charge of all the charity posts.
On Sat, May 9, 2015 at 11:33 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Nature gives you your face at 20. You get the face you deserve at 40
True. As for the response photo she’s posted it’s been photoshopped to within one inch of it’s life.
All these reality chicks and celebs tend to lie about their “work.” They don’t consider boxtox and fillers to be “work done” on their face b/c it’s not plastic surgery. They don’t consider getting the tip of their nose done (e.g., Kim Zolciak, Kim K, Jenna Dewan) to constitue “work” or a “nose job.” Brandi is aging poorly b/c she is so skinny her face keeps hollowing out & there is no amount of fillers and botox that can prop that shit up. And, the drinking, pills and drama don’t help either.
Voluma. It’s the newest thing and if injected incorrectly it looks just like that. Google voluma before and after and see if it’s not that product. Hey BG you’re stuck looking like that for up to 2 years
It looks like Voluma too me too, Lisa. Juvaderm designed primarily for cheeks. It can be dissolved with more injections, actually… Not that this psycho giraffe BG would do that.
More injections of hyaluronidase will dissolve the Juvaderm Voluma, I meant.
Brandi is her own worst enemy whether it comes to her face or her actions. She is concerned about making a living. She is angry Eddie isnt working to pay her more in child support but lets face it, he isnt up for DeNiro’s roles & 90% of actors are out of work. His marketability is his appeal to women. Her and her fans constantly attacking him via LeAnn as a cheater hasnt helped.
Who knows…Brandi might be getting enough support to never have to work again had she just let this vindictiveness and revenge die 7 years ago (or however long) with the divorce.
All this ugly facial work has scared me straight!
She clearly had cheek implants, too much fillers and botox. We are not blind. I was also shocked to see recent pics of Shannon Beador from RHOC…she had quite a bit of work done too! Was it organic and toxic-free? Lol!!
I have been thinking that she had some nasty facial swelling, akin to what other hardcore alcoholics often get when they party too hardy. And her alarming amd creepy lack of facial movement or expression….. well , my Moms said “if you dont have anything nice to say about someone, say it loudly and blame it on someone else. Preferably someone you dont care for.” So, my LonLon says “she has all the acting ability of a very amature porn star, and that is stretching the truth farther then her ex husband apparently stretched her vagina.” I swear, LonLon said it, even if it sounded like my voice. Really.
So you come from an entire family of assholes. That makes sense. Because, genetics.
On Sun, May 10, 2015 at 10:37 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Yup. Asshole, assholes as far as the eye can see… which for us isnt too far, because we all wear coke bottom thick glasses.