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You are here: Home / RHOBH / Brandi Glanville / Can We Talk About Brandi’s Face?

Can We Talk About Brandi’s Face?

May 7, 2015 by tamaratattles 156 Comments

Photo Credit: Twitter
Photo Credit: Twitter

Someone sent me a link to this story about Brandi getting a Women of Achievement Award. After you are done laughing at the idea of Brandi winning an award from some cancer agency for her “achievements”  head over to the Daily Mail story and look at the pictures.  I can’t afford to buy those and the ones Brandi posted on Twitter (example above) hardly show the whole story. Seriously, you MUST click the link and scroll down to see the photos.  It’s worse than ever.

UPDATED:  The mystery of the “award” has been solved. The charity is Carlton Gebbia’s  mother’s charity. Her father is also involved. It’s what wives of rich men do to fill their days. Not to knock the charity or charity work in any way. This charity unlike the ones on RHOA is a real charity that has raised over $14 million dollars for cancer research. The luncheon is an annual fundraiser for the charity.

The “award” is not for charitable contributions it’s for achievements in their area of business. Like that time she was working on RHOBH and made out with Carlton by the pool at a….um… pool party for adults only. The awardees are usually celebrities who will draw in people who will hopefully donate.

GLORIA GEBBIA President
SHERI ROSENBLUM First Vice President
LISA GREENBERG Second Vice President
ADA P. SANDS Legal Council
JOHN J GEBBIA Vice Presidents/Corporate Affairs

She was so cute BEFORE she started fucking with her face. Now it seems like she can’t stop doing it.  And it gets worse each time.

So I’ll wait for the Branditards to list her achievements while the rest of us discuss her current face.

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  1. RealChicagoHousewife says

    May 7, 2015 at 4:35 pm

    You could cut glass on those cheeks!

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    • Merilyn Zallan Ulrich says

      May 8, 2015 at 11:14 am

      She has finally succeeded in making herself look older than the “menopausal” ladies she likes to make fun of. She looks much older than Kyle and all of the rest of them including Lisa V. The only one who looks worse is Adrienne and Brandi is headed in that direction. What a mess.

      Reply
      • tamaratattles says

        May 8, 2015 at 11:47 am

        Updated!

        ​http://s17948.p858.sites.pressdns.com/2015/05/07/can-we-talk-about-brandis-face/

        On Fri, May 8, 2015 at 11:14 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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      • hokiechick says

        May 8, 2015 at 7:43 pm

        It looks like she has a boil on her left cheek, does anyone else see that? The blue contacts make her look kind of scary. Those fillers are making her look so much older…less really is more!

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  2. WhyOWhy says

    May 7, 2015 at 4:36 pm

    O.M.G!!! I never would have recognized her. WTF did she do to herself?

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    • -.- says

      May 8, 2015 at 12:00 am

      Wow! I didn’t recognize Brandi in the pic above!! I thought it was Gambel from RHOMelborne.

      Reply
    • CocoBrown says

      May 8, 2015 at 2:35 pm

      Brandi has taken it way too far now! Those contacts didnt do justice. And her cheeks dont even fit her face. Like why do these women over do it I’ll never understand.

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      • chasesmum says

        May 8, 2015 at 7:46 pm

        The thing is, she had nice cheekbones when she started modeling-she ruined them.

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      • The Jam says

        May 9, 2015 at 12:36 am

        I just get the impression that every season they feel the need to tighten stuff up in the downtime. They all seem to do it

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        • tamaratattles says

          May 9, 2015 at 12:47 am

          @THEJAM you clearly didn’t click the link. ​

          On Sat, May 9, 2015 at 12:36 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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  3. It's_shane says

    May 7, 2015 at 4:37 pm

    Yikes she looks like Lady Elaine Fairchild….Nichole Murphys looking rough too.

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    • redhotmama says

      May 7, 2015 at 4:45 pm

      Agreed, Nicole Murphy is ruining her face as well. That body makes me jealous, though.

      Reply
    • WhyOWhy says

      May 7, 2015 at 4:46 pm

      hahahaha! Perfect description. RIP Mr. Rogers.

      Reply
    • ericzku says

      May 7, 2015 at 10:17 pm

      Yes, Lady Elaine Fairchilde – or at the very least, Wayland Flowers’s Madame! She’d be Madame if she could ever manage a witty utterance. It’s the tennis ball cheek implants – they are what become a lady most!

      Reply
  4. michelle says

    May 7, 2015 at 4:41 pm

    What is that dumb ass face she makes that looks like she’s saying ” fffffffrr”. I don’t understand.

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    • Tara says

      May 7, 2015 at 4:43 pm

      OmG lolol! Perfect!

      Reply
    • Maisey says

      May 7, 2015 at 5:46 pm

      Sweet Jesus— I hate when they start getting that Mortimer Snerd dummy head look.
      And she be getting it.

      Reply
    • lovinlife63 says

      May 7, 2015 at 9:59 pm

      ohhhhh thank you for putting that look into words!

      Reply
      • michelle says

        May 8, 2015 at 12:56 pm

        It looks ridiculous! Who thinks that look is cute?

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  5. redhotmama says

    May 7, 2015 at 4:44 pm

    Yikes, her left cheek reminds me of the transgender lady on Botched that had the caulk fillers in her face. It is completely circular, like a bouncy ball is under there.

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    • NYCfungal says

      May 7, 2015 at 5:35 pm

      The lady from Blotched was the first thing that came to my mind too!

      Brandi probably thinks the long bang covering the eye is hiding the big ball on her cheek too. Sorry but it isn’t. I hope she truly has made up with Dr. Paul. She needs to go to him asap and ask him to fix her face.

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      • Twilly says

        May 8, 2015 at 1:15 pm

        She probably did it on purpose so now she can go on that show. She’ll do anything for more fame.

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    • whymebaby says

      May 7, 2015 at 6:24 pm

      I know, Redhot! I can’t stop staring . Why? Just Why?

      Reply
    • Kate62 says

      May 8, 2015 at 12:26 pm

      That’s exactly what I thought when I first saw it. Botched is what her face is looking like. It looks like she has a small boil on her cheek. She must have some seriously low self esteem to keep pumping junk into her face. Why? She was so pretty just the way she was!

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  6. therealdeb says

    May 7, 2015 at 4:46 pm

    her left cheek bone or whatever looks larger than the right and her eyes look smaller and her lips look funny. what the fuck was she thinking??? she was quite pretty before this. wonder if paul only pretended to make up with her and he did this as revenge…

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    • hokiechick says

      May 8, 2015 at 7:45 pm

      LMAO, too funny!

      Reply
  7. JKaroo says

    May 7, 2015 at 4:47 pm

    Ummmm…what’s up with the blue contacts? This is not a good look for her.

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  8. Jaded says

    May 7, 2015 at 4:47 pm

    OMG!! To think she is only 42 and she is doing this to herself already. I kind of feel bad for her.

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    • gessiewtf says

      May 8, 2015 at 9:54 am

      She reminds me of Meg Ryan with the bad plastic surgery. she ruined a perfectly good face. You do not get cheeks like that from fillers and botox, she has cheek implants, she had her eyes done and went a little Asian. She has had a complete facelift and she had a bad doctor.. It is as simple as that. She used to have a perky perfect nose. Now look at it! It’s bigger and it has a strange tip that was never there before. Her lips could be fillers, for sure. I think it is sad because she was a good looking person. But I can’t see her as a successful model.As she pointed out she was a body model. Her face does not photograph well. Now with what she has done, it looks bizarre.

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      • tamaratattles says

        May 8, 2015 at 11:20 am

        ​I have some questions, did she have a tiny golf club implanted in her right cheek and a golf ball in her left?

        Also since she claims to have been a model, why doesn’t she know how to pose on a stand and repeat?

        On Fri, May 8, 2015 at 9:54 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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  9. RozlovesPurple says

    May 7, 2015 at 4:49 pm

    Eek. She looks sorta curdled.

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    • Minky says

      May 8, 2015 at 3:36 am

      LOLOLOLOL!

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  10. Trashbox says

    May 7, 2015 at 4:49 pm

    She makes that Carlton woman look young. WHOA. She looked great on that show with RuPaul a few weeks ago.

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    • Lawstangel says

      May 7, 2015 at 7:32 pm

      I saw “Good Work” 2 nights ago, they had on Lilly from Shahs. She looks amazing. RuPaul asked her for the scoop about why she was no longer on Shahs. Her response was quite diplomatic but she basically said she did not have anything in common with the rude, backstabbing, alcoholic, drama queens in the ensemble cast. She said it was pretty stressful for her. She seems a lot calmer…..

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      • gessiewtf says

        May 8, 2015 at 9:55 am

        The good work is “invisible.” They do not restructure the face.

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  11. alexa2626 says

    May 7, 2015 at 4:53 pm

    Awful.

    Reply
  12. Theresa says

    May 7, 2015 at 4:56 pm

    Would not have recognized her if she wasn’t captioned.

    Reply
  13. storebystore says

    May 7, 2015 at 5:12 pm

    Is she preggers? That Adrienne girl next to her and Carlton looks like she has the same plastic surgeon…

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    • storebystore says

      May 7, 2015 at 5:16 pm

      That color is not flattering on her coloring either and she keeps wearing it- would be better suited to someone darkhairec.

      Reply
  14. S says

    May 7, 2015 at 5:14 pm

    WTF is that crease down the center of her forehead!!!!!!

    Reply
    • Maisey says

      May 7, 2015 at 6:23 pm

      It is the river of regret and delusion.

      Reply
      • Navymommy says

        May 7, 2015 at 7:16 pm

        LMFAO! Best comment!

        Reply
      • lisamia says

        May 7, 2015 at 8:04 pm

        Poetic and well said.

        Reply
      • mm in oc says

        May 8, 2015 at 12:05 am

        Hahahahahahaahah

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      • -.- says

        May 8, 2015 at 12:05 am

        Bwahhahaha…

        Reply
      • gessiewtf says

        May 8, 2015 at 9:56 am

        lol

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      • Shae says

        May 8, 2015 at 12:08 pm

        lmao I can’t with this comment

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    • T D says

      May 7, 2015 at 7:04 pm

      Frankensteinish. Check her for neck bolts.

      Reply
  15. Jess says

    May 7, 2015 at 5:15 pm

    Hopefully they’re just fillers.. Juvederm/restylane aren’t permanent… But granted she doesn’t keep fucking with her face, it should go away in a couple months. Unless they’re implants, then she’s fucked.

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    • Minky says

      May 8, 2015 at 3:39 am

      She looks like a ventriloquist’s dummy. That shit looks like implants. Cheekbones like Ginsu knives!

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      • gessiewtf says

        May 8, 2015 at 9:59 am

        The cheek implants are like little boob implants. If their purpose is to make her look younger, they are an epic fail.

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    • Kate62 says

      May 8, 2015 at 12:36 pm

      The spa that I visit once a year usually Mother’s Day does Botox, the Dr doing mine says a woman past 40 should never do fillers or implants in their face because the skin starts to thin and they end up with the Lady Elaine look. Her suggestion for women over 40 moisturizer and put on wait. Natural filler. Brandi looks pregnant !

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      • Kate62 says

        May 8, 2015 at 2:02 pm

        Weight !!!

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  16. CG says

    May 7, 2015 at 5:16 pm

    Well, I guess she keeps doing surgeries to correct the previous mistakes, and it just keeps getting worse. It’s a vicious cycle. I wish women (and men for that matter) would just allow themselves to grow old gracefully and accept who they are. Heck, I’ve accepted my chin hairs and droopy eyelids. ( I could go on, but you get my drift!)

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  17. Anastasia_Beave says

    May 7, 2015 at 5:16 pm

    She really fucked herself up good.

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  18. peachteachr says

    May 7, 2015 at 5:20 pm

    That is not a face to launch a 1,000 ships unless they are full of people running away. Why? She was an attractive woman. Her face is just all lumpy and bumpy now. I may as well admit that I think she’s been so mean she deserves this.
    At some point she is going to discover that a little mystery is a good thing. She can’t keep wearing dresses up to her butthole b/c it makes her legs look bad. Maybe a little botox for her knees???

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    • fivecatsownme says

      May 7, 2015 at 9:00 pm

      If a face could launch a thousand ships then hers could sink a fleet. Talk about body dysmorphic syndrome. And all her dresses are dirty grayed lingerie color.

      Reply
  19. brillke says

    May 7, 2015 at 5:28 pm

    She kinda looks like a fucked-up Yolanda.

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    • satinbliss says

      May 7, 2015 at 9:23 pm

      She DOES!! Lol

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  20. Pinda says

    May 7, 2015 at 5:29 pm

    Good Lord…. What the hell has she done to herself! She needs a filler interventation.

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  21. rosie said says

    May 7, 2015 at 5:30 pm

    Does anyone else notice that she is wearing colored contacts????? Her eyes are brown, NOT freaky fake blue! As usual, she wrecked herself again. Rather than colored contacts Brandi, please get vision correcting contacts, because it is so clear that your eyesight is very poor when looking in the mirror at yourself! Also, long legs are a great asset when they look young and fit, Brandi’s legs look like an old ladies, cover those sticks up sista!

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    • amyinlasvegas says

      May 8, 2015 at 4:22 pm

      yeah I don’t like how fake colored contacts look 99% of the time! yikes!

      Reply
  22. Duc Trung says

    May 7, 2015 at 5:31 pm

    I think it’s the contact lenses. She looks stupid wearing them anyway.

    Reply
  23. TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsYoya says

    May 7, 2015 at 5:43 pm

    I actually thought she looked quite good at the reunion. This looks like a different person. Hard to put your finger on – too much botox? She also seems to be wearing thick white eyeliner which is making her eyes look super creepy.

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    • Minky says

      May 8, 2015 at 3:42 am

      Maybe at the reunion she was still swollen from the surgery that produced these results. She looked puffy, like she’d been in a fight. Now it all makes sense.

      Reply
      • TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsYoya says

        May 8, 2015 at 11:28 am

        She was quite puffy, and I chalked it up to her addiction to fillers. I still thought she looked fairly good. She needs to STAWP already.

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  24. JustJenn says

    May 7, 2015 at 5:43 pm

    Brandi hasn’t touched her face in a year! It’s just the blue contacts and the orange hair, that she dyed herself btw, as she is a single Mom and can only afford to have her hair professionally done if she is exchanging services for rent. The life of an over achiever!

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    • Navymommy says

      May 7, 2015 at 7:15 pm

      What happened to the hair dresser roommate? Holy Fucked Face! That big old ball of filler in her left cheek is hysterical. It seems she is wearing a Spanx type garment as well to keep in the alky bloat. It just makes her look pregnant. Her knees are also betraying her age. Watch for lipo in that area.

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      • JustJenn says

        May 8, 2015 at 12:15 am

        My face looked like that her cheek once when I was stung by a few bees and had a bad reaction.

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      • gessiewtf says

        May 8, 2015 at 10:00 am

        She said somewhere that she is “concerned” about her knees. She has had her hands botoxed.

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    • Reading Beads says

      May 7, 2015 at 11:21 pm

      So, getting falling down drunk on the daily and screwing random strangers on the regular, documenting that behavior on film for your boys to see (bet recess at school is awesome for her children), acting like a no class bully and fighting with any and everyone she meets are the accomplishments of an over-achiever? Oh wait, I know. It’s the fucking the mover thing, that’s why she’s such an achiever. She’s a train wreck. Brandi may think she’s tearing the world up on her terms, she’s really just the laughing stock of a nation that hates her. #firehersorryass #therealalcholichousewife #liar #deflector #toxic (Chad’s word)

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      • Minky says

        May 8, 2015 at 3:59 am

        If ho’ing around were an Olympic sport, Brandi would take home all the gold medals. USA! USA! USA!

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  25. Sick of "Reality" TV says

    May 7, 2015 at 5:45 pm

    Wow, just…WOW!

    (Brandi, The Joker called. He’d like his face back!)

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  26. lisamia says

    May 7, 2015 at 5:51 pm

    Did she get a chin implant? It looks huge and really square. I am betting Botched is her next reality show pit stop…or maybe not after what she did to Paul and Andrienne.

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  27. lori says

    May 7, 2015 at 5:55 pm

    Atrocious! She looks like she has a golf ball in her cheek and her eyes look horrible. She also needs to put some make up on her veiny breasts if she’s going to wear a dress like that.

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  28. Mary Losson says

    May 7, 2015 at 5:56 pm

    She has put fillers on top of fillers that haven’t completely dissolved which causes the bulk. So to correct it they added even more which gives her squinty eyes and irregular cheekbones. She might want to make friends with Dr. Dubrow really quick!

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  29. Bugsy says

    May 7, 2015 at 6:04 pm

    Paging Jocelyn Wildenstein! Your daughter has been located at your crappy plastic surgeon’s office…

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    • Kate62 says

      May 8, 2015 at 12:40 pm

      Bwahahahaha !

      Reply
  30. Angel says

    May 7, 2015 at 6:06 pm

    Looks like she had a stroke, and permanent disability is brain damage.

    Reply
  31. Pip says

    May 7, 2015 at 6:07 pm

    So these are current? She obviously had a brow lift since filming. Probably had her eyes done too.
    It’s weird with Brandi. She was absolutely gorgeous on her first season. But she keeps jacking up her cheekbones. She must have facial dysmorphia or something.
    She is starting to look like Taylor with all the bad fillers. She really does run the risk of permanently ruining her face. Why do women do this?
    I can see a little Botox, a nip or tuck later in life. But I think (no personal idea) that this must be addictive for some. They must get a high from it.

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    • tamaratattles says

      May 7, 2015 at 9:31 pm

      Actually she SHOULD have had a brow lift. That would have made sense. But she clearly didn’t do that.​

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      • Pip says

        May 8, 2015 at 1:47 am

        Her eyebrows look higher and pulled up, me thinks.

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  32. Nuna says

    May 7, 2015 at 6:08 pm

    It looks like one side of her face might be paralyzed. I’m not sure which side, but one of them. Wow.

    Maybe she is trying to get an appearance on Botched? I don’t know.

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  33. AustralianfanofTT says

    May 7, 2015 at 6:13 pm

    She looks like nicolette sheriden now in the pic with her facing front on..

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  34. Mrs Meems says

    May 7, 2015 at 6:21 pm

    If she keeps this up, she’s going to make Jocelyn Wildstein look good.

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  35. Josie says

    May 7, 2015 at 6:28 pm

    OMG. Just no, Brandi. She was so pretty before she started doing this crap this season. What happened to her nose?? It is leaning to one side. Why is there a big ball on her left cheek? She needs a plastic surgery intervention.

    Women of Achievement?? Ummm, this is like shooting fish in a barrel so I’ll pass

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    • gessiewtf says

      May 8, 2015 at 10:04 am

      She started cleaning up her act with her wine launch in mind, and she is doing it with charity. For her to get an award, after having been a charitable person for three months is pretty laughable.

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      • tamaratattles says

        May 8, 2015 at 11:21 am

        ​It’s Carlton’s parents charity.

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  36. Angel(?) says

    May 7, 2015 at 6:29 pm

    When Terry and Paul were on WWHL, Terry said she looked like she had done botox and fillers right before the reunion and her her face was puffy. So this is what it looks like with the puffiness gone? That second shot obviously has bad lighting and a non-faltering angle but if she doesn’t stop she could end up disfigured. Does she has Body Dysmorphic Disorder?

    Ok JustJenn, what are her achievements?

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    • Romen says

      May 7, 2015 at 7:32 pm

      Good question Angel! And how does badly dyed hair make one’s face look all funky like that? Do tell!

      Reply
    • Sam says

      May 7, 2015 at 9:52 pm

      I’m hoping JustJenn is being sarcastic.

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  37. cc101 says

    May 7, 2015 at 6:33 pm

    Hahaha I nearly e mailed you this story yesterday. I wish in that Daily Mail story they would also have posted that video clip of her a couple of years ago where she talks about Adrienne and how she is starting to turn into catwoman. Um…..hello kettle?

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  38. Sherry says

    May 7, 2015 at 6:45 pm

    When Andy asked her if she has had work done (seems like he asked about her cheeks) she kinda got mad and said I have always had these cheekbones, these are mine! OMG! They look horrible! Why? She was so pretty when she first got on this show. She did not need a thing done. She is only 42…how can she have that many issues with her face?

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    • gessiewtf says

      May 8, 2015 at 10:05 am

      The truth cannon always denies having work done.

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  39. BH28 says

    May 7, 2015 at 6:49 pm

    If you compare her face on season 2 of RHOBH and NOW, it looks worse. And she said last year (season 4) on the reunion that these were her cheeks. No way.
    And her orange hair, I can’t. That guy who does her hair can’t seriously think that this looks good, because it does not.

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  40. ClassyLady80 says

    May 7, 2015 at 6:56 pm

    In that second picture on the link, she looks like that little freaky puppet from the movie Saw.

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    • Anastasia_Beave says

      May 7, 2015 at 7:04 pm

      THANK YOU. 100% Yes.

      Reply
  41. SweetT says

    May 7, 2015 at 7:00 pm

    I thought she reminded me of Chelsea handler in the first shot which is creepy because she wants to be her. Her cheeck in the second one is terrifying..

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  42. jen says

    May 7, 2015 at 7:12 pm

    I saw a pic that was sometime she was married to Eddie and she was cute. I would not say beautiful but that’s my opinion. Her face now is a mess just all blown up. I can’t even find words to describe it.

    Side note I saw a pic of her with her boys that was very recent. I don’t have twitter so I have never seen a picture of the boys anyway, what beautiful boys. I mean exceptionally good looking. So for whatever train wreck it us to grow up with those two as parents at least you get shallow great looks out of the deal 😉

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  43. Minky says

    May 7, 2015 at 7:14 pm

    Brandi no longer looks human. The eyes make her look possessed.

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  44. Micheal says

    May 7, 2015 at 7:24 pm

    My guess: Brandi got some last minute fillers and botox etc for the event. The work goes poorly. It is too late for Brandi to cancel, plus she can’t turn down any free event/publicity/award so goes and does her best to hide that side of her face from cameras.

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  45. Vanessa W says

    May 7, 2015 at 7:26 pm

    Woman of the year? why? The contacts just puts the crazy look over the edge. very creepy looking.

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    • Micheal says

      May 7, 2015 at 7:41 pm

      Clearly this is one of those awards that every child in the class wins at least once.

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  46. SoCalCPA says

    May 7, 2015 at 7:55 pm

    Um, yeah. I’m hoping she’ll morph into a modern version of Joan Van Ark or Lara Flynn Boyle.

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  47. SantaFeWay says

    May 7, 2015 at 8:28 pm

    Anyone who abuses themselves this way has obvious mental problems, I’m sorry. It goes way beyond body dysmorphia. Her behavior was the first clue, now all this mutilation confirms it. She is sick. I have a hard time feeling sorry for her though because she’s so crude, hateful, and violent. This woman needs help ASAP, IMO. She is in just as much need for intense therapy and detox as Kim Richards. Maybe more. Well, maybe not more, but definitely as much. She needs to step away from the cameras, microphones, drugs, booze, and plastic surgeons and get herself to a psychiatrist. NOW.

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  48. Jarlath says

    May 7, 2015 at 8:44 pm

    She looks stunning!

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    • SantaFeWay says

      May 7, 2015 at 9:14 pm

      You are absolutely right! When I saw her I was stunned.

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      • Jarlath says

        May 7, 2015 at 10:05 pm

        Are you from Santa Fe? What a beautiful place.

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      • gessiewtf says

        May 8, 2015 at 10:07 am

        She looks awesome. When I saw the pictures I was filled with awe.

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  49. Rolly says

    May 7, 2015 at 9:11 pm

    I’m just not understanding why Brandi injects her face with foreign things & believes it will make her look better. She’s obviously drinking nothing less than 100 proof.

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  50. Rachelle says

    May 7, 2015 at 9:19 pm

    Next stop for brandi is the show BOTCHED

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  51. cawoman23 says

    May 7, 2015 at 9:25 pm

    I hadn’t heard of this organization before, and the more notable ones usually get coverage in the LA Times. I googled it, and Carlton’s parents are the president and vice president. Well, that certainly explains why Brandi received a “woman of achievement” award.

    Will someone please teach Brandi how to dress for whatever event she is attending?

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    • tamaratattles says

      May 7, 2015 at 9:42 pm

      ​Ah, now that explains it.

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    • -.- says

      May 8, 2015 at 12:30 am

      You can put lipstick on a pig and a blazer on a whore but they’re still a pig and a whore.

      Reply
    • Snarky Girl says

      May 8, 2015 at 2:00 am

      She should save the money she’s spending on bad plastic surgery and invest in good clothes that actually fit her.

      Reply
      • Kate62 says

        May 8, 2015 at 1:55 pm

        Or use the money to buy her sons a home!

        Reply
    • Sabrina says

      May 8, 2015 at 6:44 pm

      How offensive to wear clothes with cutouts that are too short to an organization that is celebrating people helping cared for cancer victims- she is nuts. And utterly thoughtless.

      Reply
  52. PattyMac says

    May 7, 2015 at 9:49 pm

    Brandy Glanville is now without a doubt the exact double of dear Mr. Roger’s paper mache puppet Lady Elaine!!! Scary, gross, sad, weird all in one face!!!

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  53. Rose says

    May 7, 2015 at 10:31 pm

    Brandi’s face is jacked up scary and that outfit is so inappropriate for the event. Carlton looks great. ..relaxed and calm.

    Reply
  54. Espi says

    May 7, 2015 at 10:38 pm

    Oh my goodness. This isn’t even funny anymore. It’s really distorted. One of the images has a bulging cheek bone. I want to be worried as a viewer but I remember it’s Brandi and kinda just stare at the picture in confusion. Is this karma for being vile? Is this the anxiety she’s always talking about? If so, walk away from reality TV. I have that stank face expression going not knowing how to react.

    Reply
    • gessiewtf says

      May 8, 2015 at 10:08 am

      It looks like a tumor, that right cheekbone. Perhaps they should remove the implant and check.

      Reply
  55. breelee says

    May 7, 2015 at 10:51 pm

    Y’all said a ball on her cheek, I think it looks like a boil/giant blister that needs popped. Couldn’t she see herself as beautiful before she had this done? Its sad that she thought she needed to do this.

    Reply
  56. Josie says

    May 7, 2015 at 10:59 pm

    They really scraped the bottom of the barrel to find the used tampon. Chandre Wilson must be embarrased.

    Reply
  57. HotToddy says

    May 7, 2015 at 11:02 pm

    Carlton looks gorgeous – next to Brandy. Note to self: find the most ramshackle skank …

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  58. Frosty says

    May 7, 2015 at 11:17 pm

    So I guess with fillers a rule of thumb would be, when you look in the mirror and see Madame from Waylon Flowers looking back at you, it’s time for a break. (Funny how all these ladies look like copies of each other when they go too far)

    Reply
  59. Josie says

    May 7, 2015 at 11:39 pm

    Did Brandi fire her ghostwriter?? Brandi, the award winning NYTimes best selling writer wrote that she “died” her hair.

    Reply
  60. jodiping says

    May 8, 2015 at 12:38 am

    Jesus fix it!!

    Reply
  61. spk says

    May 8, 2015 at 2:12 am

    Nah, she’s fine, she just had an allergic reaction, like last time when her lips were inexplicably all numb.

    Reply
  62. kk bella says

    May 8, 2015 at 4:18 am

    My understanding is that Carlton’s in laws “purchased” the award via their connection with this organization. As for her looks, what about the completely inappropriate dress? BOOBAGE AT LUNCH TIME? It is LA, but it is so ill fitting, that it looks like she went to the junior petite section. Wasn’t this to acknowledge her involvement with breast cancer?

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    • tamaratattles says

      May 8, 2015 at 11:15 am

      No, apparently it was a charity run by Carlton’s (is that the right name? it seems wrong) parents acknowledging her achievements in making out with her daughter at racy pool parties.​

      On Fri, May 8, 2015 at 4:18 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

      >

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      • kk bella says

        May 8, 2015 at 7:38 pm

        Thanks for getting us the correct info on how the award was given (purchased!). What a weird situation. Dress is still slutified for a luncheon.

        Reply
        • tamaratattles says

          May 8, 2015 at 9:10 pm

          ​It was actually one of y’all who found the info. cawoman maybe?

          On Fri, May 8, 2015 at 7:38 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

          >

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  63. Queen of the Nile says

    May 8, 2015 at 7:25 am

    I can’t believe she’s only 42 … she looks at least 10 years older. Just awful. Doesn’t she see these pictures??

    Reply
  64. Dee Mart says

    May 8, 2015 at 8:24 am

    Like a fucked-up Yolanda indeed. So very SWF. I didn’t think she was super attractive but she was not ugly before. Girlfriend needs therapy, not surgery!

    Reply
  65. Maisey says

    May 8, 2015 at 8:36 am

    “Oh Goody–I’ve been invited to an awards luncheon in Beverly Hills to be publicly honored by a cancer charity……
    “Hmmmm, lemme see…..”
    Ill-fitting dress. Check
    Bad color. Check
    Boobs on parade. Check
    Lee Press On Knee Wrinkles. Check
    Ping pong ball in face. Check
    Weird contact lenses. Check
    Orange Bozo Hair. Check

    “Alrighty then…..Good to go!

    Reply
    • Queen of the Nile says

      May 8, 2015 at 9:25 am

      LMAO !!

      Reply
  66. Lizbeth says

    May 8, 2015 at 9:59 am

    She has managed, through the miracles of plastic surgery and dermatology, to make herself look like a 65 year-old woman desperately trying to look 50. A train wreck a’rolling…

    Reply
    • melina says

      May 8, 2015 at 12:18 pm

      I don’t want to laugh b/c… even though I dislike Brandi with a passion, these images were very disturbing… but then I saw your comment and I am laughing despite myself!

      Reply
  67. sweetteasplace says

    May 8, 2015 at 10:21 am

    WHOA-GoodGODDAMIGHTY!!!! What the…????

    Okay (not that I’ve removed my hand from over my mouth), she may not be my favorite Housewife, but DAMNNN her face is f**** UP. This is bad…really bad…like “I’m-on-my-way-to-becoming-Jocelyn-Wildenstein” bad…

    Reply
  68. Kacey says

    May 8, 2015 at 10:57 am

    She looks really old!! Is it a trend now to look like a wax figure or a washed-up drag queen?!! Idgi

    Reply
  69. mdc says

    May 8, 2015 at 12:01 pm

    I would love to hear the introduction speech for her achievements. I remember when my daughter used to dress like that in jr high and think they looked “business” like. they outgrew their immaturity.

    Reply
  70. Shae says

    May 8, 2015 at 12:10 pm

    She looks like she’s had a stroke and whole sections of her face are paralyzed and deformed. No offense to actual stroke victims, this woman is doing it to herself. Atrocious.

    Reply
  71. Shae says

    May 8, 2015 at 12:12 pm

    Once you go down that road of tinkering with your face on that level, your view gets totally skewed, you lose sight of what a real, moving, natural, face should look like. These doctors are shameless, I’m not surprised as I know there are many hacks out there, but really, how could you keep putting fillers in someone’s face this way.

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  72. Twilly says

    May 8, 2015 at 1:11 pm

    She deserves that face.

    Reply
  73. Lu says

    May 8, 2015 at 1:47 pm

    What’s up with her eyes? Doesn’t she have brown eyes? Is she trying to look like LeAnne?

    Reply
  74. Kate says

    May 8, 2015 at 2:25 pm

    Yikes! She’s not pretty! She’s scary!

    Reply
    • Bugsy says

      May 8, 2015 at 5:02 pm

      She is pretty. Pretty scary!!!

      Reply
  75. Shannah says

    May 8, 2015 at 3:24 pm

    Good grief! Her face looks really distorted now. There is something seriously wrong with that left cheek. It looks like there is a ball under her skin that has slipped half way down her face. I shudder just looking at her. Those blue contacts are hideous.

    Doesn’t she have even one friend, or paid assistant, who could tell her how bad she looks? Don’t these Housewives all have stylists? Her selection of clothing is always so awful. She is scrawny but somehow manages to look flabby at the same time.

    She really shouldn’t venture out looking like that.

    Reply
  76. Shari Renee Kirshman says

    May 8, 2015 at 7:45 pm

    omg it is hideious, i use to think she was pretty…now not so much lol ick
    and eeeekkkk as my gramma use to say

    Reply
  77. tootsie says

    May 8, 2015 at 8:12 pm

    I think Brandi has some sort of addiction to “procedures”. It’s really a shame. Every time she overdoes it with the fillers and the botox, she looks more and more like Ms. Maloof. She could take a lesson or two from Kyle and/or Eileen – both are older than Brandi, but look much better.

    Reply
  78. unholyspork says

    May 8, 2015 at 8:21 pm

    All the work on her face, cheeks and lips, and the complete lack of facial expressions… {{{shudder}}} makes me think of the doll wife in Bride of Chucky. The doll’s face was more believably mobile then Brandi’s has been in recent seasons.
    Another thing, doesn’t her lips like sort of like she is having a strange allergic reaction? Like maybe to the flavored Lubes her most recent booty call uses? #justsayin’

    Reply
  79. Microop says

    May 8, 2015 at 10:39 pm

    Well this might be good for her. It might humble her a bit now that she is officially ugly.

    Reply
  80. Iloveearlgrey says

    May 8, 2015 at 11:48 pm

    OMG! Kill it with fire!

    Reply
  81. T D says

    May 9, 2015 at 1:03 am

    Rock wrinkles and grey hair. Growing old isn’t a crime it beats the hell out of the alternative.

    Reply
  82. FtlHousewife says

    May 9, 2015 at 7:49 am

    Brandi, your face. Woof!

    Reply
  83. tootsie says

    May 9, 2015 at 1:18 pm

    Brandi has now taken to twitter to assure us that she has done absolutely nothing to her face. That’s just a blemish on her left cheek. haha

    Reply

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