Someone sent me a link to this story about Brandi getting a Women of Achievement Award. After you are done laughing at the idea of Brandi winning an award from some cancer agency for her “achievements” head over to the Daily Mail story and look at the pictures. I can’t afford to buy those and the ones Brandi posted on Twitter (example above) hardly show the whole story. Seriously, you MUST click the link and scroll down to see the photos. It’s worse than ever.
UPDATED: The mystery of the “award” has been solved. The charity is Carlton Gebbia’s mother’s charity. Her father is also involved. It’s what wives of rich men do to fill their days. Not to knock the charity or charity work in any way. This charity unlike the ones on RHOA is a real charity that has raised over $14 million dollars for cancer research. The luncheon is an annual fundraiser for the charity.
The “award” is not for charitable contributions it’s for achievements in their area of business. Like that time she was working on RHOBH and made out with Carlton by the pool at a….um… pool party for adults only. The awardees are usually celebrities who will draw in people who will hopefully donate.
| GLORIA GEBBIA | President |
| SHERI ROSENBLUM | First Vice President |
| LISA GREENBERG | Second Vice President |
| ADA P. SANDS | Legal Council |
| JOHN J GEBBIA | Vice Presidents/Corporate Affairs |
She was so cute BEFORE she started fucking with her face. Now it seems like she can’t stop doing it. And it gets worse each time.
So I’ll wait for the Branditards to list her achievements while the rest of us discuss her current face.
You could cut glass on those cheeks!
She has finally succeeded in making herself look older than the “menopausal” ladies she likes to make fun of. She looks much older than Kyle and all of the rest of them including Lisa V. The only one who looks worse is Adrienne and Brandi is headed in that direction. What a mess.
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On Fri, May 8, 2015 at 11:14 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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It looks like she has a boil on her left cheek, does anyone else see that? The blue contacts make her look kind of scary. Those fillers are making her look so much older…less really is more!
O.M.G!!! I never would have recognized her. WTF did she do to herself?
Wow! I didn’t recognize Brandi in the pic above!! I thought it was Gambel from RHOMelborne.
Brandi has taken it way too far now! Those contacts didnt do justice. And her cheeks dont even fit her face. Like why do these women over do it I’ll never understand.
The thing is, she had nice cheekbones when she started modeling-she ruined them.
I just get the impression that every season they feel the need to tighten stuff up in the downtime. They all seem to do it
@THEJAM you clearly didn’t click the link.
On Sat, May 9, 2015 at 12:36 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Yikes she looks like Lady Elaine Fairchild….Nichole Murphys looking rough too.
Agreed, Nicole Murphy is ruining her face as well. That body makes me jealous, though.
hahahaha! Perfect description. RIP Mr. Rogers.
Yes, Lady Elaine Fairchilde – or at the very least, Wayland Flowers’s Madame! She’d be Madame if she could ever manage a witty utterance. It’s the tennis ball cheek implants – they are what become a lady most!
What is that dumb ass face she makes that looks like she’s saying ” fffffffrr”. I don’t understand.
OmG lolol! Perfect!
Sweet Jesus— I hate when they start getting that Mortimer Snerd dummy head look.
And she be getting it.
ohhhhh thank you for putting that look into words!
It looks ridiculous! Who thinks that look is cute?
Yikes, her left cheek reminds me of the transgender lady on Botched that had the caulk fillers in her face. It is completely circular, like a bouncy ball is under there.
The lady from Blotched was the first thing that came to my mind too!
Brandi probably thinks the long bang covering the eye is hiding the big ball on her cheek too. Sorry but it isn’t. I hope she truly has made up with Dr. Paul. She needs to go to him asap and ask him to fix her face.
She probably did it on purpose so now she can go on that show. She’ll do anything for more fame.
I know, Redhot! I can’t stop staring . Why? Just Why?
That’s exactly what I thought when I first saw it. Botched is what her face is looking like. It looks like she has a small boil on her cheek. She must have some seriously low self esteem to keep pumping junk into her face. Why? She was so pretty just the way she was!
her left cheek bone or whatever looks larger than the right and her eyes look smaller and her lips look funny. what the fuck was she thinking??? she was quite pretty before this. wonder if paul only pretended to make up with her and he did this as revenge…
LMAO, too funny!
Ummmm…what’s up with the blue contacts? This is not a good look for her.
OMG!! To think she is only 42 and she is doing this to herself already. I kind of feel bad for her.
She reminds me of Meg Ryan with the bad plastic surgery. she ruined a perfectly good face. You do not get cheeks like that from fillers and botox, she has cheek implants, she had her eyes done and went a little Asian. She has had a complete facelift and she had a bad doctor.. It is as simple as that. She used to have a perky perfect nose. Now look at it! It’s bigger and it has a strange tip that was never there before. Her lips could be fillers, for sure. I think it is sad because she was a good looking person. But I can’t see her as a successful model.As she pointed out she was a body model. Her face does not photograph well. Now with what she has done, it looks bizarre.
I have some questions, did she have a tiny golf club implanted in her right cheek and a golf ball in her left?
Also since she claims to have been a model, why doesn’t she know how to pose on a stand and repeat?
On Fri, May 8, 2015 at 9:54 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Eek. She looks sorta curdled.
LOLOLOLOL!
She makes that Carlton woman look young. WHOA. She looked great on that show with RuPaul a few weeks ago.
I saw “Good Work” 2 nights ago, they had on Lilly from Shahs. She looks amazing. RuPaul asked her for the scoop about why she was no longer on Shahs. Her response was quite diplomatic but she basically said she did not have anything in common with the rude, backstabbing, alcoholic, drama queens in the ensemble cast. She said it was pretty stressful for her. She seems a lot calmer…..
The good work is “invisible.” They do not restructure the face.
Awful.
Would not have recognized her if she wasn’t captioned.
Is she preggers? That Adrienne girl next to her and Carlton looks like she has the same plastic surgeon…
That color is not flattering on her coloring either and she keeps wearing it- would be better suited to someone darkhairec.
WTF is that crease down the center of her forehead!!!!!!
It is the river of regret and delusion.
LMFAO! Best comment!
Poetic and well said.
Hahahahahahaahah
Bwahhahaha…
lol
lmao I can’t with this comment
Frankensteinish. Check her for neck bolts.
Hopefully they’re just fillers.. Juvederm/restylane aren’t permanent… But granted she doesn’t keep fucking with her face, it should go away in a couple months. Unless they’re implants, then she’s fucked.
She looks like a ventriloquist’s dummy. That shit looks like implants. Cheekbones like Ginsu knives!
The cheek implants are like little boob implants. If their purpose is to make her look younger, they are an epic fail.
The spa that I visit once a year usually Mother’s Day does Botox, the Dr doing mine says a woman past 40 should never do fillers or implants in their face because the skin starts to thin and they end up with the Lady Elaine look. Her suggestion for women over 40 moisturizer and put on wait. Natural filler. Brandi looks pregnant !
Weight !!!
Well, I guess she keeps doing surgeries to correct the previous mistakes, and it just keeps getting worse. It’s a vicious cycle. I wish women (and men for that matter) would just allow themselves to grow old gracefully and accept who they are. Heck, I’ve accepted my chin hairs and droopy eyelids. ( I could go on, but you get my drift!)
She really fucked herself up good.
That is not a face to launch a 1,000 ships unless they are full of people running away. Why? She was an attractive woman. Her face is just all lumpy and bumpy now. I may as well admit that I think she’s been so mean she deserves this.
At some point she is going to discover that a little mystery is a good thing. She can’t keep wearing dresses up to her butthole b/c it makes her legs look bad. Maybe a little botox for her knees???
If a face could launch a thousand ships then hers could sink a fleet. Talk about body dysmorphic syndrome. And all her dresses are dirty grayed lingerie color.
She kinda looks like a fucked-up Yolanda.
She DOES!! Lol
Good Lord…. What the hell has she done to herself! She needs a filler interventation.
Does anyone else notice that she is wearing colored contacts????? Her eyes are brown, NOT freaky fake blue! As usual, she wrecked herself again. Rather than colored contacts Brandi, please get vision correcting contacts, because it is so clear that your eyesight is very poor when looking in the mirror at yourself! Also, long legs are a great asset when they look young and fit, Brandi’s legs look like an old ladies, cover those sticks up sista!
yeah I don’t like how fake colored contacts look 99% of the time! yikes!
I think it’s the contact lenses. She looks stupid wearing them anyway.
I actually thought she looked quite good at the reunion. This looks like a different person. Hard to put your finger on – too much botox? She also seems to be wearing thick white eyeliner which is making her eyes look super creepy.
Maybe at the reunion she was still swollen from the surgery that produced these results. She looked puffy, like she’d been in a fight. Now it all makes sense.
She was quite puffy, and I chalked it up to her addiction to fillers. I still thought she looked fairly good. She needs to STAWP already.
Brandi hasn’t touched her face in a year! It’s just the blue contacts and the orange hair, that she dyed herself btw, as she is a single Mom and can only afford to have her hair professionally done if she is exchanging services for rent. The life of an over achiever!
What happened to the hair dresser roommate? Holy Fucked Face! That big old ball of filler in her left cheek is hysterical. It seems she is wearing a Spanx type garment as well to keep in the alky bloat. It just makes her look pregnant. Her knees are also betraying her age. Watch for lipo in that area.
My face looked like that her cheek once when I was stung by a few bees and had a bad reaction.
She said somewhere that she is “concerned” about her knees. She has had her hands botoxed.
So, getting falling down drunk on the daily and screwing random strangers on the regular, documenting that behavior on film for your boys to see (bet recess at school is awesome for her children), acting like a no class bully and fighting with any and everyone she meets are the accomplishments of an over-achiever? Oh wait, I know. It’s the fucking the mover thing, that’s why she’s such an achiever. She’s a train wreck. Brandi may think she’s tearing the world up on her terms, she’s really just the laughing stock of a nation that hates her. #firehersorryass #therealalcholichousewife #liar #deflector #toxic (Chad’s word)
If ho’ing around were an Olympic sport, Brandi would take home all the gold medals. USA! USA! USA!
Wow, just…WOW!
(Brandi, The Joker called. He’d like his face back!)
Did she get a chin implant? It looks huge and really square. I am betting Botched is her next reality show pit stop…or maybe not after what she did to Paul and Andrienne.
Atrocious! She looks like she has a golf ball in her cheek and her eyes look horrible. She also needs to put some make up on her veiny breasts if she’s going to wear a dress like that.
She has put fillers on top of fillers that haven’t completely dissolved which causes the bulk. So to correct it they added even more which gives her squinty eyes and irregular cheekbones. She might want to make friends with Dr. Dubrow really quick!
Paging Jocelyn Wildenstein! Your daughter has been located at your crappy plastic surgeon’s office…
Bwahahahaha !
Looks like she had a stroke, and permanent disability is brain damage.
So these are current? She obviously had a brow lift since filming. Probably had her eyes done too.
It’s weird with Brandi. She was absolutely gorgeous on her first season. But she keeps jacking up her cheekbones. She must have facial dysmorphia or something.
She is starting to look like Taylor with all the bad fillers. She really does run the risk of permanently ruining her face. Why do women do this?
I can see a little Botox, a nip or tuck later in life. But I think (no personal idea) that this must be addictive for some. They must get a high from it.
Actually she SHOULD have had a brow lift. That would have made sense. But she clearly didn’t do that.
On Thu, May 7, 2015 at 6:07 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Her eyebrows look higher and pulled up, me thinks.
It looks like one side of her face might be paralyzed. I’m not sure which side, but one of them. Wow.
Maybe she is trying to get an appearance on Botched? I don’t know.
She looks like nicolette sheriden now in the pic with her facing front on..
If she keeps this up, she’s going to make Jocelyn Wildstein look good.
OMG. Just no, Brandi. She was so pretty before she started doing this crap this season. What happened to her nose?? It is leaning to one side. Why is there a big ball on her left cheek? She needs a plastic surgery intervention.
Women of Achievement?? Ummm, this is like shooting fish in a barrel so I’ll pass
She started cleaning up her act with her wine launch in mind, and she is doing it with charity. For her to get an award, after having been a charitable person for three months is pretty laughable.
It’s Carlton’s parents charity.
On Fri, May 8, 2015 at 10:04 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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When Terry and Paul were on WWHL, Terry said she looked like she had done botox and fillers right before the reunion and her her face was puffy. So this is what it looks like with the puffiness gone? That second shot obviously has bad lighting and a non-faltering angle but if she doesn’t stop she could end up disfigured. Does she has Body Dysmorphic Disorder?
Ok JustJenn, what are her achievements?
Good question Angel! And how does badly dyed hair make one’s face look all funky like that? Do tell!
I’m hoping JustJenn is being sarcastic.
Hahaha I nearly e mailed you this story yesterday. I wish in that Daily Mail story they would also have posted that video clip of her a couple of years ago where she talks about Adrienne and how she is starting to turn into catwoman. Um…..hello kettle?
When Andy asked her if she has had work done (seems like he asked about her cheeks) she kinda got mad and said I have always had these cheekbones, these are mine! OMG! They look horrible! Why? She was so pretty when she first got on this show. She did not need a thing done. She is only 42…how can she have that many issues with her face?
The truth cannon always denies having work done.
If you compare her face on season 2 of RHOBH and NOW, it looks worse. And she said last year (season 4) on the reunion that these were her cheeks. No way.
And her orange hair, I can’t. That guy who does her hair can’t seriously think that this looks good, because it does not.
In that second picture on the link, she looks like that little freaky puppet from the movie Saw.
THANK YOU. 100% Yes.
I thought she reminded me of Chelsea handler in the first shot which is creepy because she wants to be her. Her cheeck in the second one is terrifying..
I saw a pic that was sometime she was married to Eddie and she was cute. I would not say beautiful but that’s my opinion. Her face now is a mess just all blown up. I can’t even find words to describe it.
Side note I saw a pic of her with her boys that was very recent. I don’t have twitter so I have never seen a picture of the boys anyway, what beautiful boys. I mean exceptionally good looking. So for whatever train wreck it us to grow up with those two as parents at least you get shallow great looks out of the deal 😉
Brandi no longer looks human. The eyes make her look possessed.
My guess: Brandi got some last minute fillers and botox etc for the event. The work goes poorly. It is too late for Brandi to cancel, plus she can’t turn down any free event/publicity/award so goes and does her best to hide that side of her face from cameras.
Woman of the year? why? The contacts just puts the crazy look over the edge. very creepy looking.
Clearly this is one of those awards that every child in the class wins at least once.
Um, yeah. I’m hoping she’ll morph into a modern version of Joan Van Ark or Lara Flynn Boyle.
Anyone who abuses themselves this way has obvious mental problems, I’m sorry. It goes way beyond body dysmorphia. Her behavior was the first clue, now all this mutilation confirms it. She is sick. I have a hard time feeling sorry for her though because she’s so crude, hateful, and violent. This woman needs help ASAP, IMO. She is in just as much need for intense therapy and detox as Kim Richards. Maybe more. Well, maybe not more, but definitely as much. She needs to step away from the cameras, microphones, drugs, booze, and plastic surgeons and get herself to a psychiatrist. NOW.
She looks stunning!
You are absolutely right! When I saw her I was stunned.
Are you from Santa Fe? What a beautiful place.
She looks awesome. When I saw the pictures I was filled with awe.
I’m just not understanding why Brandi injects her face with foreign things & believes it will make her look better. She’s obviously drinking nothing less than 100 proof.
Next stop for brandi is the show BOTCHED
I hadn’t heard of this organization before, and the more notable ones usually get coverage in the LA Times. I googled it, and Carlton’s parents are the president and vice president. Well, that certainly explains why Brandi received a “woman of achievement” award.
Will someone please teach Brandi how to dress for whatever event she is attending?
Ah, now that explains it.
On Thu, May 7, 2015 at 9:25 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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You can put lipstick on a pig and a blazer on a whore but they’re still a pig and a whore.
She should save the money she’s spending on bad plastic surgery and invest in good clothes that actually fit her.
Or use the money to buy her sons a home!
How offensive to wear clothes with cutouts that are too short to an organization that is celebrating people helping cared for cancer victims- she is nuts. And utterly thoughtless.
Brandy Glanville is now without a doubt the exact double of dear Mr. Roger’s paper mache puppet Lady Elaine!!! Scary, gross, sad, weird all in one face!!!
Brandi’s face is jacked up scary and that outfit is so inappropriate for the event. Carlton looks great. ..relaxed and calm.
Oh my goodness. This isn’t even funny anymore. It’s really distorted. One of the images has a bulging cheek bone. I want to be worried as a viewer but I remember it’s Brandi and kinda just stare at the picture in confusion. Is this karma for being vile? Is this the anxiety she’s always talking about? If so, walk away from reality TV. I have that stank face expression going not knowing how to react.
It looks like a tumor, that right cheekbone. Perhaps they should remove the implant and check.
Y’all said a ball on her cheek, I think it looks like a boil/giant blister that needs popped. Couldn’t she see herself as beautiful before she had this done? Its sad that she thought she needed to do this.
They really scraped the bottom of the barrel to find the used tampon. Chandre Wilson must be embarrased.
Carlton looks gorgeous – next to Brandy. Note to self: find the most ramshackle skank …
So I guess with fillers a rule of thumb would be, when you look in the mirror and see Madame from Waylon Flowers looking back at you, it’s time for a break. (Funny how all these ladies look like copies of each other when they go too far)
Did Brandi fire her ghostwriter?? Brandi, the award winning NYTimes best selling writer wrote that she “died” her hair.
Jesus fix it!!
Nah, she’s fine, she just had an allergic reaction, like last time when her lips were inexplicably all numb.
My understanding is that Carlton’s in laws “purchased” the award via their connection with this organization. As for her looks, what about the completely inappropriate dress? BOOBAGE AT LUNCH TIME? It is LA, but it is so ill fitting, that it looks like she went to the junior petite section. Wasn’t this to acknowledge her involvement with breast cancer?
No, apparently it was a charity run by Carlton’s (is that the right name? it seems wrong) parents acknowledging her achievements in making out with her daughter at racy pool parties.
On Fri, May 8, 2015 at 4:18 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Thanks for getting us the correct info on how the award was given (purchased!). What a weird situation. Dress is still slutified for a luncheon.
It was actually one of y’all who found the info. cawoman maybe?
On Fri, May 8, 2015 at 7:38 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I can’t believe she’s only 42 … she looks at least 10 years older. Just awful. Doesn’t she see these pictures??
Like a fucked-up Yolanda indeed. So very SWF. I didn’t think she was super attractive but she was not ugly before. Girlfriend needs therapy, not surgery!
“Oh Goody–I’ve been invited to an awards luncheon in Beverly Hills to be publicly honored by a cancer charity……
“Hmmmm, lemme see…..”
Ill-fitting dress. Check
Bad color. Check
Boobs on parade. Check
Lee Press On Knee Wrinkles. Check
Ping pong ball in face. Check
Weird contact lenses. Check
Orange Bozo Hair. Check
“Alrighty then…..Good to go!
LMAO !!
She has managed, through the miracles of plastic surgery and dermatology, to make herself look like a 65 year-old woman desperately trying to look 50. A train wreck a’rolling…
I don’t want to laugh b/c… even though I dislike Brandi with a passion, these images were very disturbing… but then I saw your comment and I am laughing despite myself!
WHOA-GoodGODDAMIGHTY!!!! What the…????
Okay (not that I’ve removed my hand from over my mouth), she may not be my favorite Housewife, but DAMNNN her face is f**** UP. This is bad…really bad…like “I’m-on-my-way-to-becoming-Jocelyn-Wildenstein” bad…
She looks really old!! Is it a trend now to look like a wax figure or a washed-up drag queen?!! Idgi
I would love to hear the introduction speech for her achievements. I remember when my daughter used to dress like that in jr high and think they looked “business” like. they outgrew their immaturity.
She looks like she’s had a stroke and whole sections of her face are paralyzed and deformed. No offense to actual stroke victims, this woman is doing it to herself. Atrocious.
Once you go down that road of tinkering with your face on that level, your view gets totally skewed, you lose sight of what a real, moving, natural, face should look like. These doctors are shameless, I’m not surprised as I know there are many hacks out there, but really, how could you keep putting fillers in someone’s face this way.
She deserves that face.
What’s up with her eyes? Doesn’t she have brown eyes? Is she trying to look like LeAnne?
Yikes! She’s not pretty! She’s scary!
She is pretty. Pretty scary!!!
Good grief! Her face looks really distorted now. There is something seriously wrong with that left cheek. It looks like there is a ball under her skin that has slipped half way down her face. I shudder just looking at her. Those blue contacts are hideous.
Doesn’t she have even one friend, or paid assistant, who could tell her how bad she looks? Don’t these Housewives all have stylists? Her selection of clothing is always so awful. She is scrawny but somehow manages to look flabby at the same time.
She really shouldn’t venture out looking like that.
omg it is hideious, i use to think she was pretty…now not so much lol ick
and eeeekkkk as my gramma use to say
I think Brandi has some sort of addiction to “procedures”. It’s really a shame. Every time she overdoes it with the fillers and the botox, she looks more and more like Ms. Maloof. She could take a lesson or two from Kyle and/or Eileen – both are older than Brandi, but look much better.
All the work on her face, cheeks and lips, and the complete lack of facial expressions… {{{shudder}}} makes me think of the doll wife in Bride of Chucky. The doll’s face was more believably mobile then Brandi’s has been in recent seasons.
Another thing, doesn’t her lips like sort of like she is having a strange allergic reaction? Like maybe to the flavored Lubes her most recent booty call uses? #justsayin’
Well this might be good for her. It might humble her a bit now that she is officially ugly.
OMG! Kill it with fire!
Rock wrinkles and grey hair. Growing old isn’t a crime it beats the hell out of the alternative.
Brandi, your face. Woof!
Brandi has now taken to twitter to assure us that she has done absolutely nothing to her face. That’s just a blemish on her left cheek. haha