I have already lost interest in this season. Bethenny is such a shrew. Dorinda is vile. Carole is reliving her adolescence. I’m having a hard time finding someone to like this season. I will say I hated Ramona and Sonja together but can tolerate them much better separately. Maybe Sonja will be my girl this season. Basically, Bethenny sums it up above. None of this is interesting to me.
Bethenny and Sonja meet for lunch. I’m not sure why. Bethenny is apparently assessing Sonja’s mental health. Sonja is not passing. Sonja is giving her delusional spiel about her “businesses.” The two discuss being divorced and having the need to get pounded and shitfaced. Sonja says she doesn’t swallow unless they have a black card. My personal advice is don’t swallow once they are on medication. Because I read that somewhere in a book. Allegedly.
Luann and Dorinda go for a pedicure. Dorinda is so vile with her man I have no interest in her at all anymore. Luann told Dorinda about John being out in the clubs without her. Dorinda says that Bethenny is harsh. She should know. Dorinda is having a party and Bethenny is not coming because it’s not a Skinny Girl event. Hannah is annoying too.
Ramona and Sonja
Ramonja get together at Sonja’s for a chat. Ramona immediately wants to open Sonja’s “green juice” to taste it. Um, who does that? When you are on a juice fast who wants a swig of juice that Ramona has horse lipped? Sonja invites Ramona to Atlantic City to get away from her troubles. Ramona wants to invite everyone. Sonja doesn’t want to invite the other girls because they pick on her about her businesses. They call Carole and invite her. Apparently it is Ramona’s first birthday without Mario. It’s an all in mandatory Bravo trip.
I seriously want to type more just to avoid the Bethenny sleeping gif. I am so going to crash after this.
Kristen has a fashion blog. So of course she got an intern. Careful, Kristen, I feel like I work for my interns half the time. Actually, that little scene of Kristen’s was the cutest one of the show. Or really the only cute one of the show.
Bethenny is invited to Sonja’s fashion presentation. Of course she goes in telling her assistant to be open-minded or whatever. It just comes off as so “been there done that.” Sonja’s logo is and S and an M mixed together. Somewhere a BDSM site is missing half their logo. Bethenny interrogates the team. So where will these be sold? Despite the fact that Sonja was wearing one of her gowns on WWHL, she admitted it was a sample after several questions from people who preordered and still have no product. The gown was lovely though. As Bethenny is bitching with the team telling them they don’t know what they are doing, there is a bottle of her product on the table, label positioned toward the camera. Drink every time you see her product. Bethenny brings up the toaster oven. Once the money shot of the beverage was done, Bethenny has to leave.
Dorinda’s Cocktail Party
Maybe John isn’t gay. He doesn’t miss an opportunity to kiss the ladies on the lips. And not in a GBF sort of way. More in a sleezy used car salesman kind of way. We are still pretending Sonja is screwing the hot gay boy.
Luann and Heather are both going in on poor Sonja for not inviting them to her fashion line meeting. This seems like the season of who doesn’t get invited somewhere. Heather and Luann are relentless wanting details. They don’t seem very amicable to Sonja at all. They just don’t want Bethenny to know something they can mock Sonja for first.
Carole and Luann sit down to talk about her dating Adam. Luann just found out today. Luann says that Carole knows her niece.
Heather tells Kristen and Josh what a bitch Bethenny was last week.
Everyone says Ramona has had a boob job. She denies it. I don’t care. Ramona is mad that Sonja is ignoring her. Sonja and Ramona are both drunk and argue about who is ignoring who. Then the next minute the make up. Because, hormones. For some drunken reason Sonja and Kristen are all over John, who is Dorinda’s man. That reason is probably camera time. Meanwhile, Sonja’s gay boy toy is jealous. Of the camera time. Dorinda says John is a fungi. I agree.
Next week: More drinking and bitching. This time in Atlantic City.
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