I wish I had friends that buy champagne and lay out great spreads with fresh cut flowers for me to drop by to discuss bad dinner parties from the night before. This time it is Reza hosting Asa to discuss Jessica. I’m team Asa, always. MJ arrives and everyone agrees that Mike is guilty. Okay, fine. But really? They have been pushing this “dramatic” storyline for so long take I was expecting a rape arrest or a sex tape or both. Not some high school story about “he tried to come on to me.” Hell, guys try to come on to girls everyday. Even me and I am the poster child for “Letting Yourself Go.” It is what guys do. As a wise woman once said, “I can get dick on the way to my mailbox.” But please discuss this amongst the three of you and pick a side. Reza has decided not to invite Mike to the wedding. I assume this means that Jessica didn’t want to go to Thailand.
GG and MJ are off to talk to a taxidermist about her dead dog. This cannot be real. There are 100s of dead stuffed animals in his little business. GG asks if they were all alive before. The cat is terrifying. They explain to MJ that they really just skin the dog and throw the guts away and wrap the fur around a base. I am going to zip through this now. Banjo does not need to hear this. He is already made because we are out of wet dog food.
Mike and Jessica go out to dinner. Jessica informs Mike of their two year timeline. Married by December, pregnant by June. Then the topic moves on to dinner with the others. Jessica is not open to discussing it.
Asa and Adam get together to plan his bachelor party. While MJ and Reza plan theirs. Adam wants the party to be together with Reza. Reza does not. Reza wants to let Adam pretend they are going to do theirs together, and then have a secret party that Adam doesn’t know about. MJ says that Asa can’t come to the secret one. Reza is already cheating on Adam before the wedding.
Asifa is having a 70s Bollywood Birthday Bash. Are we supposed to believe that Bobby got her that huge diamond necklace? Because we don’t. If it is real, it’s a loaner if it is a gift, it is paste. Everyone dresses in Bollywood costume with varying degrees of success. Reza has a two foot afro. GG has a rocking body. Mike and Jessica are not coming because of GG. Bobby and Asifa really don’t get along. Reza ruins Asifa’s party and her outfit with a cake fight. Who does that?
GG has a date with a new man. Danny is really cute and has ZERO tattoos. GG is terrible with first impressions. She is ordering drinks and saying, “whiskey makes me frisky.” GG is coming on too strong. And drinking too much. And harassing families. Then she blacks out. While blacked out she says they need to go to bed. He says they need to call it a night. He seems very forgiving like he might call again.
MJ has a funeral for Pablo, who it appears she decided to have cremated. Sammy is there! Asa wears a Chanel Fedora with a veil. Mike arrives with his dog. That dog drives all the other dogs nuts. At least he left the dog he is engaged to at home. Vida is there. This does seem like all of MJ’s friends.
Reza confronts Mike at the funeral because he wanted to talk to him when he was not super emotional. You know, like when your BFF is holding a funeral for her beloved dog and has just given a eulogy. Oh wait. Reza is mad at Mike for how Jessica acted at the dinner.
GG and Mike argue. I can’t even explain what they are arguing about. Mike interrupts to uninvited Mike to the wedding. He says he doesn’t want Jessica there. She hates him and weddings are for friends. Reza tells Adam they are living.
Next week: The bachelor party happens. Reza and Mike fight more. And Asifa and Bobby have a big blow up.