After the last few minutes of the reunion with Nene SCREAMING at the top of her fucking lungs, I am really not up for another half an hour of her stupidity. I am going to try to make this as quick and short as possible while still giving my international readers who don’t get this show a taste of it.
While I love a bright color on a dark-skinned woman, that electric yellow is a bit much, I could live without watching her pick hot pants out of her twat for half an hour and you do not to grease yourself up like a pig in pig catching contest to keep the ashyness at bay. I like this wig better than most that she wears. She is wearing the same necklace she wore on the reunion.
Andy is talking about how Nene’s entire left boob was out for the entire 18 hours of reunion filming. Cecily points out that Porsha’s left boob was also out. Nene says, “Didn’t you love it?” LOL. Oh, Nene never change. No body wants to see all that, dear.
Steve Wilkos is the bartender. Woot!
Andy asks Nene if she is ever going to make good on her promise to the Detroit School Kids. She loses her shit and gives her mockery speech. Completely lost on Nene are a few things, (a) She is yelling at Andy again (b) She is yelling at twitter people again (c) she doesn’t know what mockery means (d) She is calling out someone for publically showing on social media that she kept her public promise that Nene demanded of her on a national television show in front of millions of viewers because Kenya should have “donated in private.” WTF? (e) the irony of Nene ranting about anyone discussing money and charity in a public forum is monumental.
A caller asks Nene who she thinks should go this season. Strangely sitting next to Andy she acts like she has no idea why people think she does the hiring and firing for RHOA. Could it be because she screams it from the mountain tops every chance she gets? She is talking her Queen of England voice as she reiterates that she things there are too many single women “around the show” and there needs to be more married women “around the show.” She seems like she has had quite a few drinks tonight because she goes on a tirade with every question. Nene says that if they are single they need to be shown dating and looking for love. None of the single women in Atlanta are shown doing that. It must be a coincidence that my sources at RHOA say that next season will focus on relationships with the men in the housewives life. Now Nene wants to make it seem like this is her idea. Nene says none of the single ladies are dating. Well one is allegedly dating for dollars, and the other two have boyfriends that have not been discussed on the show. Some people want to keep that part of their lives off the show as it tends to lead to them getting divorced, or suicide, or prison or simply divorcing to get a free vow renewal. Nothing particularly good comes from parading every moment of your relationship on TV. Not everyone’s husband is their ass wiper and powder boy. Some of the women have relationships with men with JOBS that are legal and everything.
Nene is just pissy tonight.
Nene was at one of those stupid Women’s Expos in Atlanta today and something went down with Wendy Williams husband back stage with regard to Nene being on stage. I hope Wendy has the tea tomorrow. I wonder if they all took the same flight out back to NYC? Nene was all “Who you doing” snarky about Wendy Williams.
Someone says that Nene’s wig is giving them Hillary Clinton.
Someone asks why Nene and Kandi never seemed to vibe since the beginning. Nene says she is so bored with the question. Sometimes people meet and they don’t hit it off. Then she announces her boredom again.
Nene gives Andy her now shirt that says ” You Right, I’m Wrong!” A few of her more literate fans pointed out that they were grammatically incorrect. So she made some up with the correction. But she claimed she screwed up the grammar on purpose. She gave Andy one from the first batch, which he read as if it were properly printed. Hilarious. Um Nobody wants a shirt like that. I bet she makes Gregg wear it though.
Someone asks Cecily if she is afraid of Nene. The answer is probably yes. Nene is way out there on this show. As Cecily is trying to answer Nene literally sticks her tongue out like a five-year old for the duration of her answer. It will be a gif soon, somewhere.