I didn’t realize until today that I missed the Blood Sweat & Heels episode last week because they stuck Watch What Happens Live on the end of the reunion messing up my DVR schedule. I already have two shows taping at 10. It sucks when Andy tacks WWHL on where it doesn’t belong. Now lets get to the RHOA Reunion 2015 Part 2.
This episode of the reunion starts with Andy bringing up the challenge on the last reunion about donating $20,000 to the Detroit Public Schools Foundation. Kenya did as she said she would and Nene did not. Nene says she will do it when she gets ready. Kenya says that really gets under her skin. She talks about being such a rich bitch with all of this extra money but she wants to be petty when it comes to a charitable donation for children.
Nene Issues A Challenge She’s Too Poor To Keep
Nene says that she feels like Kenya is trying to “make a mockery out of it.” Nene questions, “Who puts their check on social media?” Um how about someone who was challenged to make the donation on national television. A better question is why would a person claim they were going to write a check for 20K and challenge a colleague to MATCH it, and then never write the check even after the colleague did match it? Nene goes on the “she is right!” trip she has been on for the whole reunion.
The New Cynthia
Next we discuss, “the new Cynthia.” Someone asks Phaedra about her vicious comments about Cynthia having bills and legal cases all over Atlanta and they ask why she would say such personal and vicious things. Phaedra says it is because Cynthia was spreading rumors about Mr. Chocolate at a time when she was most vulnerable Girl, please. It was your husband who was spreading those rumors and Cynthia brought them to you. She is not your BFF, she had no bond to you to prevent her from discussing what Apollo was saying with whomever she pleased.
Cynthia says Phaedra could haves squashed it and moved on just like she did with Nene when she called her a “head doctor.” Phaedra forgave Nene because she apologized. LOL. Naw, Phaedra overlooked Nene’s jabs at her because they both needed some backup this season. Cynthia says she apologized in the Philippines and it was not accepted. Phaedra somehow goes on to say how many jobs she has. Again. Where are these jobs? Has anyone seen them? And how does she do them all when she is flying around to churches trying to sell her etiquette book and passing the love offering plate? Allegedly. Hell even her charities are suspect according to those in attendance at the last one.
Phaedra’s Lady Garden Is Named Aquafina?
Phaedra says something about Cynthia talking about her (Phaedra’s) “Aquafina” cause Cynthia is “sittin’ on some Captain Crunch” so hey, that’s what it is. Can’t somebody translate for me? Cynthia says “Well, coming from a head doctor, I guess you would know.” Kenya busts out laughing.
Phaedra thinks for a few seconds and says, “Yes, and I have a juris doctorate, get you one of those.” Phaedra mocks Cynthia and Peter’s businesses. Cynthia says “win a case.” Phaedra says you stay out of cases cause you got 24 cases ..” These two go back and forth with each other. Phaedra said the cases were against Peter. Cynthia missed an opportunity to say that her husband is not in prison for stealing retirement checks from old ladies. Andy is nearly peeing himself with glee and trying to hide his giggles behind his cue cards.
Cynthia asks why she is always making fun of her weight talking about the plus sized catalogs. Phaedra says she is not making fun of her weight, her mama really does order out of those sized catalogs. Cynthia says that plus sized modeling starts at a size 8 ( I always thought it was size 12) but she is glad that Phaedra’s mom can fit into some of the things that she models. Kenya cracks up. Cynthia tells Phaedra to “win a case!” again. Which is kind of ridiculous because you would have to have a case to win one.
It’s time for the Kandi and Phaedra showdown. BTW, Phaedra is still subtweeting crap to Kandi. Basically, Kandi said she had a lot going on but she was still in communication nearly as much as ever. At the time, Kandi had a lot of her own problems. Kandi says she was not aware there was a problem until the night at Bar One when Apollo was apologizing to everyone.
Kandi Versus Phaedra
Phaedra was supposed to be there but took off without going in. She called Kandi and Kandi didn’t call her back because they had plans the next day already and it was a rough night. She had snapped on Apollo that night, but before she could even tell Phaedra what was going on she was mad at her.
I am just not going to recap the bitching back and forth word for word tonight.
Lots of conversation about Nene and Phaedra suddenly becoming BFFs. Nene doesn’t give a serious answer to any questions. Phaedra gives her spiel over and over about how she and Nene bonded because they are black women with sons. Haven’t they both been black women with sons on every season?
Porsha Versus Kandi
Someone asks why Porsha is such a cunt to Kandi this season when Kandi was the only one looking out for her at all in previous seasons and even gave her a job. Porsha says the part in the play was strictly business and she earned it on her merits and it was not just given to her.
Well, that was what I gleaned she meant from the crap coming out of her mouth. She says she was standing behind Phaedra because she was going through a divorce and Porsha had just gone through one as well. So fuck Kandi. (She didn’t say that last part but it was strongly implied.)
Nene Is Friendless
Andy points out that Nene has lost a lot of friends. She disagrees. He points out that she was close friends with Kim, Nene and Cynthia and they are not anymore. Nene says she was closest with Cynthia. She was not with Sheree and Kim. She can’t stand Sheree to this day. And is going to tolerate Kim for a paycheck. Nene also suddenly thinks that there are things that mothers should not do on national TV to insure they paycheck.
I wonder what those are? She drags her spawn to Vegas so she can substitute for a drag queen in a sex show, she insults charities, she tells psychologists trying to help her that they need to be concerned about their license, she screams like a banshee at other mothers on the show, and she asked Andy if he would like to drop trou so she can kiss his ass. Just to name a few. What are these horrific things that she thinks the other women are doing that are so foul? Oh yes. Standing up to her. That is unforgivable.
The Husbands Arrive
The husbands have now joined us. We are running out of husbands. My sources tell me that next season will focus more on the ladies personal relationships. I guess this means we will meet Porsha’s um, men and get to visit the Kentucky prison visiting area!
Why must everyone ask about Peter “inserting himself” into “women’s business.” It’s such a stupid question. He is on the dayum show. And most of his conversations are with his wife! Just like Gregg.
It’s time to bang away on Porsha again. As I told you guys during filming the right couch got a bashing and Porsha most of all. Those present said that Nene got it worse than Phaedra, which I have not seen yet. I guess they were including her meltdown. But even that doesn’t top Porsha’s treatment this season. Andy is calling her out now saying that they have seen Porsha’s man and he is old enough to be her grandfather. Which is true. Porsha says that is all a lie that Team Pretty made up. That is not true. I have some VERY detailed information on Porsha’s um….men and that information did not come from any housewives. Those people on the streets have a lot to say in Atlanta when it comes to what you can buy for a few dollars.
Phaedra Denies Cheating On Apollo
Next Phaedra says she has never cheated on Apollo. She loves him and still loves him to this day. Phaedra has no idea about the text messages. Peter says that he believes Apollo. Todd said Apollo showed up with the texts at his house and Apollo was very down and out about the situation. Someone asks if it was not true why did Phaedra get so violent. Phaedra says she was at her breaking point and talks about the scenes that were filmed weeks before to look like Apollo was at the house on the day he was supposed to turn himself in, Apollo ran at her with a drill, and all manner of things that the neighbors have assured me repeatedly did not happen.
Someone asked why Kenya did not “fact check” the Mr. Chocolate story. How the hell was she supposed to do that? The story is that Apollo says Phaedra is cheating on him. Kenya goes through a litany of rumors that Phaedra has started about her. Then Kenya ends with the fact that Phaedra took time off to have a boob job during filming ! , <<<Easter Egg! Phaedra continues with her moral philosophy of deny, deny, deny, lie until you die. The entire denial she is using her arm to cover up her boob job. Word is she got a nip around the waist at the same time. Allegedly. Her body language says it all in that scene.
Kenya defends her flirting by saying everyone flirts and points out Nene was flirting with Peter. Nene finally pays attention. Nene is losing her mind SCREAMING I HAVE NEVER FLIRTED WITH PETER! YOU ARE NOT GOING TO DISRESPECT ME AND MY HUSBAND.
Kenya says,”I just did.”
Nene looks like she is going to get up off the couch and go for Kenya. Gregg pulls Nene back and says, “well even if she did I won!”
Kenya says, “Thank you, I’m glad you think you have a prize.” Best slam of the night. That is why Nene has the number two slot in the who ate the most shit at the reunion contest right there.
Next Week: Peter says that there was some flirting between Peter and Nene. Peter says he thinks everyone owes Kenya an apology. Todd says the way Kandi handled the prenup was wack, and Nene gets loud again before having a ridiculous sobbing meltdown on the third part of RHOA Reunion 2015.