Sigh. Such utter disrespect from you people. I simply asked that we all bond this summer by growing a tomato plant and trying to walk 15 minutes every day. What do I get? So many excuses and outright refusal by some. And then, there is the Petomato.
What the fuck is a Petomato? And does if count if it is really your boyfriends and you have custody but not responsibility? The Tamara Tattles Tomato Enforcement Department (TTTED) is mired by people pleading for exemptions. This Petomato thing is very perplexing.
It’s like a bloody tampon in a plastic bottle inside the house! And now it is sprouting! Doesn’t it need to be outside? How does it all work?
I believe the whole point is to play in the dirt and participate on the gardening page. Help me, help you people. Help me, help you.
On the other end of the spectrum we have people who planted a tomato plant on Tuesday and the following Friday are claiming they have fruit already. Sigh.
And who the fuck is allergic to tomatoes? No one that is who. The TTTED is not amused.
It’s going to be a beautiful weekend. Get your asses in gear and plant a damn tomato.