First of all I LOVE LOVE LOVE that they started with behind the scenes footage of all the women getting spackled and spit shined while Andy Cohen wanders around watching it. Andy mocks Phaedra’s GIGANTIC eyelashes. Everyone is in white and Nene is unsuccessfully trying to channel Olivia Pope. Just moments into the previews, I can see that once again my source was golden. Should I just wait patiently for all the Nenetards and Porsha Stans to apologize for doubting me?
Everyone goes in on Nene, Phaedra and Porsha and reads them for filth. If I didn’t have to blog this ish I’d be over on CNN watching Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown. There is like some kind of director’s cut at 8pm from last season and the premiere is at 9 for season 5 in Korea. I’m taping the second run later.
The hotel they always do this at, not only let them back after the police had to be called TWICE last time. But, they have decked it out in a zen themed set. That is new and I could not for the life of me figure out where they were. But it’s the same room they always use.
Andy starts sucking Nene’s asshole right away talking about her “big ass house.” I suppose you have to be from Atlanta to know what a poor choice of homes that one was. Regardless, anilingus appears to be Andy’s favorite position with Nene. Andy asks how it compares to Chateau Sheree. Nene says, well it is built and it is mine. Point Nene. I love when Andy brings up Chateau Sheree because it draws traffic to my NUMEROUS posts about Sheree Whitfield’s construction site. And yes, it remains INCOMPLETE. Just like Ilanya Vanzant’s assessment of Sheree’s Life. And Patti Stanger’s view of Sheree. Who essentially called her unmatchable. None of the ladies seemed pleased by Nene’s new home. Even Phaedra joined the collection of stank faces.
Did Andy just skip over Kenya to ask Kandi about her anniversary? Why yes, yes he did. Because Andy loves being an asshole to Kenya. But he finally asks her about her appearance on Millionaire Match Maker and say she has an “I found love” glow. Kenya says, ” Yes, thank God. They are taking things slow.” Nene is already doing some eye rolling, I am too good for this shit facial expressions that I am sure will be gifs by next week.
Next we move to Phaedra, then Cynthia, then Claudia. Hey PORSHA STANS! Remember screaming at me because I told you Porsha did not have a peach and is not on the couch until they call for her? Remember you telling me how wrong I was? You can start your anilingus on me now. Thanks.
Then the run the most hysterical fake wig commercial you have ever seen. Much shade throw at Nene (bride of Frankenstein wig) and Porsha (some like it THOT wig) at the end where the legal stuff usually goes the dude says “do not attempt to glue wigs to your forehead. I’m dying laughing. Nene said it was all in good fun. Kenya asks how much of her hair is real tonight. She says she has a little ponytail added tonight for drama but she has 24 inches of her own hair. Nene is disturbed by this fact. Andy says, ” Hopefully this is your only prop tonight.” Kenya shoots back, “Andy, lay off.” Because, really Andy is always a jackhole to Kenya. Claudia cannot wait to get off the couch she is on.
Andy returns to Nene’s anus. There is a montage and in there where Claudia throws shade on her Cinderella performance saying she was there for two and a half weeks. In real time, Nene is bothered by that. Nene says she was the highest grossing Madame to ever take the stage on Cinderella. Um, I don’t think they break things down like that, Nene. Phaedra says she did go see Nene. Claudia emailed Nene about tickets but did not make the show. Andy asks Claudia why she chose to go after Nene at “Phaedra’s charity event.” She says she has to take the opportunities when she sees Nene. Claudia said she was not mean, she was just asking a questions. Claudia goes in on Nene. And the two have ridiculous back and forth. Claudia says that the scene at the Mexican restaurant did not show Nene ONCE AGAIN storming out and calling her a bitch.
Nene, having no defense says that for the rest of the day she will be wrong and everyone else will be right. Claudia is hammering her with things like “admitting it is the first step.” Then in true Nene fashion she turns to Andy and tells him to go on to the next question. Andy laps her hole and does just that.
That question was, “Is everything okay with Bryson?” Nene says “Everything is okay with Bryson. He’s 25.”
Andy reads a tweet that Nene sent saying that she was coming for someone at the reunion. He asks who that was, and she says Kandi. Sidenote: The sound is really bad on this show, did Carlos walk before this was edited? Kandi and Nene get into it. Kandi says she thought this year they would maybe be able to communicate. Kandi points out that Nene said stuff about her mother last reunion. They play the “I SAID WHAT I SAID” thing from last year. Nene can’t stay on track with Kandi. She starts bringing up Phaedra’s issues with everyone. Kandi brings up all the shit Nene talked about Phaedra calling her a head doctor etc. And suddenly, Nene is Phaedra’s rock? I hate Kandi’s dress. Nene says that Phaedra was hurt that her friend was not calling her. Nene is doing this ridiculous you are right and I am wrong thing all through the show. My source said Nene melted down and no one was sure why. The editing is going to make it seem like “mommy issues” later, but Nene is about to cry arguing with Kandi. Nene is starting her victim routine right now. And Kandi KNEW It was coming because she said earlier when Nene did the whole “Everything is my fault” is about Nene trying to play a victim card. Nene will apparently escalate her victimhood for the entire reunion until she….WAIT FOR IT…. storms off.
Kandi discloses that Nene sent everyone personal texts between Nene and Cynthia over the years to Kandi and Team Pretty to try to turn them against Cynthia. WOW. Kandi tells Nene that is not how a friend acts. Nene admits she did it. Kenya has not opened her mouth. Then they do the whole WE SEE EACH OTHER thing.
Next, we move to Phaedra. Doesn’t Andy’s tongue ever get tired? He would have been a great heterosexual lover. I’m just saying. Phaedra says she has not taken the boys to Apollo yet. They would have been waiting in the snow with a one year old for hours. Blah, blah, blah. Is that Phaedra nipple full out on my TV? Kandi says she has been to the prison where Apollo is multiple times and a lot of families bring their kids there. It’s not a big deal. Phaedra has not filed for divorce. Phaedra cries and for some reason wants us to know she has plenty of money and does not need the show. Interesting. Because the streets say she is having money problems. Phaedra says that Apollo has a temper. She refuses to answer whether or not Apollo has gotten physical with her.
On to Claudia.
Porsha is finally allowed to come out so that Claudia can read Porsha for filth. Andy says her dress looks a bit like Kenya’s she says she had not noticed. Kenya says that her hair is styled like hers was on the last reunion. Porsha says,” Thanks for being a secret shopper of go Naked. I see you just got the pony tail.” Dayum, that had to be planned in advance there is no way Porsha is ever that quick. Andy asks if she is wearing Porsha’s hair. She say no, she doesn’t shop at three dollar bundle hair dot com.
Claudia finally got to move to her own couch. Porsha says that Claudia started asking around about her personal life. Porsha denies “dating” a married man. Porsha is now saying Kordell cheated on her. Claudia says as a former journalist, she will not bring up things that are not true. In Manila when Porsha was drunk she actually confessed to screwing the married guy. Porsha’s face drops. Porsha basically tells her to stay out of her business. Claudia says she feels sorry for Porsha because she doesn’t rely on her actual gifts to get herself ahead. Claudia says her presents are not gifts from God. Thank you! Andy asks Claudia if she knows Porsha’s ummm friends. Claudia says that she knows a few people and one of them knows the married man in question. Porsha is freaking out and talking over Andy and Claudia. Porsha says this is moving toward slanderous territory. Claudia says “Then file a lawsuit against me if you’re about that life.” BAM!
Remember the when I said, EVERYBODY GETS A TURN ON PORSHA? Well now it is Cynthia’s turn. Right after Porsha threatening Claudia with a slander lawsuit about her whoring herself out to married men, Cynthia brings up that Porsha said on TV that her husband was cheating on her, and he wasn’t. Porsha said she just told Phaedra. Cynthia says there were cameras there and four million people were watching. Phaedra tries to jump in and Cynthia says, I have heard about Apollo cheating on you since your first season and I never said a word. Porsha tells Cynthia she needs to check in with the waitresses at Bar One. Porsha tells Cynthia she needs to look inside… Cynthia shoots back, so do you, way deep inside (with hand gestures). That whole couch cracks up. Ain’t no telling what one might find deep inside Porsha but it seems like lots of people are rooting around up in there. Allegedly. How can this idiot laugh and giggle about being the Princess of THOTland and not recognize she is being called a whore by EVERYONE and sit there all surprised that someone my question her integrity?
Claudia says she did standup since filming and it went well.
Time to move to Kenya.
Kenya tells Andy that she is “in negotiations” for Life Twirls On. Andy says, ” You self financed a half hour comedy? that seems like a bad business move.” I’ve been saying that since she did it. It is a bad business move, UNLESS it gets picked up. We shall see.
The left couch is all happy go lucky and the right side looks like they have smelled Nene’s farts. Maybe they have.
Kenya’s mom is still alive and the last time she saw her was at her grandfather’s funeral. It was the first time her mother had spoken to her. She said, “Hello, Kenya.” Nene rolls her eyes. Despite the fact that soon she will be wailing on the floor saying she can’t continue because she can’t discuss her mother. Andy mentions to Porsha that she still has not apologized to Kenya for brutally attacking her on the last reunion. Porsha says she never will. She does not deserve and apology. Andy, like the rest of us says, “Wow, okay.” Kenya brings up the 50th anniversary of Selma. She says that Porsha’s grandfather was so instrumental in that and for her to sit here today…. Porsha starts screaming over Kenya again. She’s trying to get Andy to make Kenya leave her family out of it. Andy says she is speaking highly of your family. And dumb ole Porsha shuts up. Until she doesn’t. She goes off and says that Kenya is broken inside because she doesn’t have a mother and a lot of the things that Porsha has. You know what she has that you don’t you stupid THOT? INTELLIGENCE, character, dignity and social graces. And I would like to drag your THOT ass across that floor right now and kick you in the cunt. You are a disgraceful excuse for a female human being.
Phaedra actually supports Porsha a little bit. I was told that Phaedra and Nene did nothing to stop the gang bang on Porsha. But then I realized this was just Phaedra wanting to let us know she went to the 50th anniversary of Selma and that Kenya does nothing to support anything. Except you know every charity event ever on RHOA, and all the charities on Celebrity Apprentice, and her donation to the Detroit Public Schools and being a role model for young black women in pageants. Meanwhile, Phaedra the last godddamn charity event you did you had YOUR NAME plastered in pink over the actual charities name for the kitchen volunteers. AND My email was flooded with people saying that charity is a FRAUD and asking me for help to get their money back that they donated. Shut the fuck up, Phaedra.
Phaedra goes after Kenya calling her a whore again and says there are plenty of whores in the bible and they were redeemed. Kenya says if she were a whore there would be a museum about what a fantastic whore she was. Kenya SLAYS Phaedra with a rant about what she would do and have is she was a whore. I’d recap it in all it’s glory but I’m under the weather and 30 minutes behind. Kenya just won Part one of the reunion though.
And I have revealed a blind item in one of the links here tonight….sssshhhh.
EDITED TO ADD: The purpose of the Easter Egg Blind Item is not for you to be the first to find up, but for people to go on the hunt… Don’t ruin the game for everyone in comments.
Andy’s head is so far up NeNe’s ass that if she stopped short he would break his nose.
He might as well get on his knees and eat her out.
Im pretty sure I just witnessed him doing that…
On Sun, Apr 26, 2015 at 10:54 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I love it. So true. She must share Gregg with him. Ha ha
What the hell did Cynthia have on her head? The wig itself looked dry as shit but the colors and style aged her about 20 years…awful. And for some reason Portia’s head looked ginormous and super manly. I swear they only light these reunions to make Andy look good, the hell with the ladies. Nene’s whole passive aggressive “you’re right and I’m wrong” was so supremely cuntish I wanted to throw things at the bitch. Only two more parts to go (sigh).
I think Cynthia’s beautiful but last year’s reunion + this year’s reunion, she looked terrible!
She was giving me extra large Arby Curly fries with that wig on…she hasn’t looked good on a reunion since season 5.
I liked the wig but her makeup was too monochromatic. She looked flat.
Something was off with Cynthia, way off. I just kept thinking mahogany. Mahogany face and mahogany hair. Has she looked happy even one time this season to y’all? My answer would be NO
I have to admit that I don’t like any of these women. I thought that Cynthia looked odd and and rather old. Nene was so overly made up and highlighted that she looked she had someone else’s face plastered over the old one. I can’t stand Claudia and think that she’s a brat. Kenya was herself (good or bad) and she doesn’t vary much from season to season. Phaedra also doesn’t change much and has nothing much to contribute. She may have a zillion degrees but she’s dull and uninteresting. Porsha is a hopeless mess. The one that I dislike the most is Cynthia who is a fool for staying with her scam artist husband and I am waiting for the day when I read that he took all of her money, lost her home and she is divorcing him. He is an ass. I can’t hate Nene because I believe that she is probably a nice person in “real” life but I see why the other ladies do. Kandi is my second least favorite and I will never forgive her for allowing her mother to treat her husband so poorly. She is a spoiled brat and not likable, imo. Great recap, as always. I’m glad that this season is over.
So in other words, you’re a nenetard.
Kenya was awesome. Her description of what a great whore she’d be if she was so inclind was off the charts. By far the best part of the hour.
Lol…i forgot about that, that WAS epic! lol!
That really was and Kenya made her POINT! I am amazed that Kenya has changed my mind about her this season, I really didn’t like her. I am also surprised how much I HATE NENE now, I wanted to believe her intentions were true…but no, she is just filled with delusions of grandeur. May the fall be painful.
Oh just wait for her fake ass melt down by her mother to come. It’s ridiculous. God I hope next season is not all about my momma did not hug me enough, Nene, Kenya, ….
On Mon, Apr 27, 2015 at 12:09 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Team beauty DISMANTLED team beast. I’m so shocked to look on twitter and see all the team beauty hate and the beast love. I really just think it’s because they are attractive, it makes no sense. Cynthia read like a damned champ. I was so proud of her. Nene couldnt say a damned thing to Candy and Cynthia left Porsha stuttering. If only Kenya hadn’t brought Selma into the conversation. Lol. It would have been a “FINISH HER” mortal kombat type situation.
Again, never underestimate The Kenya. She brought up Porsha’s roots for a reason. The reason why could be open to debate. If her grandfather was a civil rights leader, well then look at her. Look at her family. She’s basically put on a pair of thigh-high THOT boots and crapped all over her family’s legacy. There’s also the allusion to the Underground Railroad, and Porsha’s brain melting ignorance regarding that.
She was bringing it up to show the importance of non-violence to her legacy. That her grandfather had to withstand racism and was provoked and he didn’t resort to violence, but Porsha thinks a blow horn and scepter is grounds for beating a person. It was very very good shade. Showing how she has cut her legacy.
Kenya’s whore comment was brilliant! She slayed that comment and it shut Phaedra’s funky mouth.
Which reminds me, Phaedra basically cosigned with the fact Apollo was possibly violent with her. While this wouldn’t be surprising, why would a woman claims to have 5 degrees and makes a lot of money would stay in a dangerous situation with her children! I called so much BS. It just speaks volumes to how she and Apollo were in more than their fair share of fraud behavior together and she probably was afraid he would take her down with him.
The “not wanting to discuss it” was such a cop out. She took a page from the Glanville/Richards playbook & smeared him with insinuation. I don’t think it happened. It’s really hard for me to not support a fellow woman but Phaedra is such a lying liar who lies that I just can’t with her. I feel so bad for her sons. She’s not doing them any favors with how she’s treating their father (well, Ayden’s father). >
Here we ago again with Nene winning the poll. She looked better than normal but I think Kenya looked the best and Phaedra looked the worst. Anyway…the “beauties” took it tonite. They served the shade nice and slow instead of how they normally do it, and they came off victorious. Once again my girl Kandi did not back down from Nene and she managed to expose what kind of friend she really is by revealing those texts. That is so high school. Porsha Porsha Porsha….she shoulda just stayed in the back. She tried to come at Kenya and made no sense while Claudia just shut her down with that lawsuit comment. even Cynthia held her own. Good show…actually more interesting than the entire season.
I think Kenya did hold her own tonight. I don’t know if editing made her look as if she let them get away with a lot last year. Kandi held her own also. Liked Claudia and Cynthia. Nene has the same unhappy face every reunion. Phaedra has been taking a lot of notes from Nene and not answering questions. Preview I hollared when Kenya said I just did about disrespecting Nene and her husband.
Kenya’s got to be like Beatrix Kiddo from Kill Bill with this bunch. She needs a Hatori Hanzo sword. Kenya, a.k.a. The Bride. It’s perfect.
I laughed at that, too. Nene’s man voice couldn’t do too much about that retort.
BA-BY! Kenya, Claudia, and Cynthia SLAYED. The Beastly fans are fuming. Kenya’s read was epic and hit the nail on the head. If she was a whore trust and believe she wouldn’t be single. She also would be the best one at it. With that body, face, and HAIR! Kenya would own it, and Phaedra wouldn’t it. Because honestly no one is looking to take a tap out of Phaedra’s pond. Not even her husband.
Porsha is just stupid. She really is just a disgrace.
I picture Kenya being a sophisticated courtesan in fin de siecle Paris. Like the movie “Gigi”. Those women back in the day knew what they were doing.
Could explain why Phaedra became a mortician … erm … rigor mortis …
Is that a dick joke?! I’m very slow about those things.
Yep lol.
From head doctor to Stiff Doctor! Bazinga!
She wanted Apollo to work in the morgue I think so they could launder money in the caskets.
I love when you assign homework, TT. Took me awhile, but I think I found it.
Cat.. what is it??? tell me LOL!
No way! She might put me in detention!
Click the most obvious link about one of the rumors they brought up. Not hard to find!
When you hunt for an Easter Egg…The HUNTING is the fun part. Why say it’s under the leaf by the tree?
On Mon, Apr 27, 2015 at 12:05 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Ermahgerd! I’ll do all your chores for a week if you let me peek at your paper! Pleeeeeeeze!
Click the link. 1+1=?. It’s funny now looking at everyone’s comments.
I have to say that I don’t believe that blind item. Or maybe it’s true, but someone needs to get their story straight.
does andy want nene back next season?
does he not see that she is “bigger than the show” now (her implications)
its ok to let her go Mr. Andy, really…its ok.
The only way Andy would be “okay” with letting Nene go is if she physically attacked him on camera. Even then it would probably be hard for Andy to let go. They have a dysfunctional relationship, those two.
Just like Teresa on New Jersey. She shoved/ pushed him out of the way trying to attack Danielle. More than likely he will keep her on Bravo after she is released from prison.
No one caught the blind item lol
Um hello? Appears that many did. No one needs to blurt it out, though.
Where in the comment did I blurt it out?
The only true positive role model for the black community that has ever graced the RHOA was Deshawn Snow she carried herself with true grace/class and she got fired for being positive and not getting involved in the petty drama, so for any of the current women sitting on those couches to even try to say they are role models for the black community is beyond LAUGHABLE! calling each other whores, shifting wigs, cursing like sailors, twerking etc etc is not how real role models behave, its the complete opposite and there is no counter argument try as you may I will destroy your response every single time with examples of their behavior that isn’t in the realm of being a positive uplifting model citizen.
Go for it I dare you
Deflect with an Ex-Housewife as your only argument tonight chile. Deflect….And make sure you continue to do it well.
And continue to kiss ass, matter of fact go ahead and do the Kylie Jenner challenge that way your lips will be big enough for that amount of ass kissing….carry on little one.
I think you being a baboon would suffice enough.
Your comeback was just like Cynthias wig….terrible, please you’re going to have to do a lot better than that.
It wasn’t a comeback. It was more of a conclusion.
BPrice I totally agree with all you have said. I must say that I am amazed at all the praise that is given to Kenya here. You would think that she found a cure for Cancer and AIDS while blindfolded with one hand tied behind her back.
I thought I was alone. I just don’t care for Kenya. She annoys me. For no reason, I admit. But she annoys the hell out of me
Now, I like Kenya, but her laugh annoys me…her laugh REALLY annoys me. I want her to just sit there, talk intelligently, look gorgeous, and smile, but never, ever laugh.
These black women are not representing the ‘black community’. They do not represent anyone but themselves. Kandi represents Kandi, Nene represents Nene, Phaedra represents Phaedra. See where I’m going?
When did any of the current cast say they were ‘role models for the black community’? It’s ENTERTAINMENT. They have the opportunity to be on TV and enrich or better their lives. Public exposure affords them many opportunities. The smart ones openly take advantage of the valuable free advertising to promote themselves and their products. It’s not about representation or being role models, it’s entertainment. Anyone looking for representation or role models on (scripted and contrived) reality shows is seriously misguided.
Your readiness to ‘destroy every single counter argument’ particularly when there is no argument’ is bizarre and illogical. IJS
Yes:
“Anyone looking for representation or role models on (scripted and contrived) reality shows is seriously misguided.”
and yes:
“Your readiness to ‘destroy every single counter argument’ particularly when there is no argument’ is bizarre and illogical. “
Alright, wannabe TeeCee. Though your comments are increasingly prickly, you don’t get to be the playground bully–you just lack a certain je ne sais quoi.
As for the other ones above, it’s really funny that they both got Kenya out of the comment, though she wasn’t mentioned. Is she the implied runner-up?
I missed probably 1/2 the episodes this season but did watch tonight’s reunion (but would’ve preferred to watch Anthony Bourdain if I was aware he was on). I’m so over Nene & Porsha & now I dislike them even more & am unable to fathom how anyone can even remotely like them! Their entire auras = “fuck you / I don’t give a shit about anyone but myself”. They don’t even try to put forth 1 ounce of likeability. They both have the humility of a rock.
BTW: Tweet from Ms. Whitfield tonight ↓↓
WOW! Gone for several seasons, mentioned on every reunion and this year in the first 2 mins! Gotta Love It! #whogoncheckmeboo #RHOA
Nene & Porsha’s (& Phaedra’s) behavior smacks of desperation and self-loathing. They hate everybody else because they hate themselves first and foremost.
I think it would be hilarious if they brought Ms Whittfield back next season.
No! Did you watch her on Millionaire Matchmaker? It reminded me what a miserable git she is. Extremely unpleasant.
Exactly! All the Ladies could bond over having to deal with her again.
OMG, you managed to outdo yourself with this recap. Lol!
Didnt Phaedra apologize about calling Kenya a whore and now that she has nothing else to insult her with, she is back to calling her a whore again? So sick of Phaedra’s bullshit southern belle pass me the smelling salts pious routine. Last year she was telling us all about her “clean man” and how Kenya was desperate for him. Meanwhile, we could all see Apollo looking at Kenya like a starving man who spotted a sandwich. Enough. Who does she think she is fooling other than the witless Phaedra-stans?
As for the blind item…guess it was Peter. Sad for Cynthia but I think that is just who Peter is. He will never be faithful but he will never leave Cynthia. Whether it is for love, money or both…who knows?
I totally agree! Phaedra is infuriating with her fakeness. I can’t stand her.
Nene bugged the crap out of me when she pulled that “you’re right and I’m wrong.” That’s so juvenile. I actually just watched WWHL and I thought Andy was throwing shade at Nene when he was imitating some of the antics of the reunion. For example that “I’m watching you” or “I see you” shi* between Kandi and Nene. Cynthia’s hair was horrible. I agree that Kenya was winner tonight. Nene was voted best dressed on WWHL. Ugh. I don’t agree at all.
Ok, now we know for sure the polls are rigged!
The polls have got to be rigged. If Nene is in the poll, the bitch always wins and come on, she ain’t ALL that. I don’t see what Andrew sees in her either, but he does kiss some Nene ass, or as TT put it, “laps her hole’. BTW, that was pretty damn funny albeit graphically disgusting TT!
Nene’s outfit was actually very pretty. But that hair, though! No. It looks like she got her hair vacuumed.
Dang it. Now I gotta click on all those links. Can’t wait though.
Okay, I got it. You know, maybe he’s got her dickmatized? Or maybe they even have an open relationship. I know it’s a stretch, but like they say it’s always the quiet ones. Kandi goes on and on about sex and then admits she hasn’t been getting any. The blind item housewife never mentions sex. So she might be extra freaky and you wouldn’t ever suspect.
I have been binge watching a series on Netflix all afternoon and into this evening, on my computer while the tv is on in the same room. Muted of course. RHOA reunion came on and I could not help looking at the tv screen long enough to see how all the women looked. They looked all over made up, but some what nice. I realized how glamorous they looked, on the outside. But knowing what I do about the women, I actually felt nauseated. Nauseated because I knew what to expect if I cut the sound up. And then I actually felt for the first time, like I don’t think I could stomach watching AND listening. Every now and then I looked up at the tv and saw Nene rolling her eyes. Later I looked up and saw the uppity bitch known as the Southern Belle sitting just so, with that holier than thou look painted on her face. I realized it was going to be business as usual and the same ole women were going to piss me off with their words and attitudes. So, I opted to come here instead and see if it was worth watching after reading what Tamara blogs, because I do have it recorded. Since you tell us that they all take a turn at Porsha and that Kenya wins part one, I think I just might check it out. Still expect to feel sick to my stomach but you have to take the good with the bad…right? So, as always, thanks Tamara. It’s a process, no?
Nene’s continuing the “I’m such a victim” broken record from the aborted session with the shrink. What an unimaginative boorish bore!
Well, if that’s the case, then she’s the most aggressive and loud victim I’ve ever seen in my life. Victim’s actually, ya know, get victimized. I could be wrong.
Amen!
…and after all this time, Porsha can’t pronounce ‘scepter’ and goodness knows, she still can’t spell it…
Poor chile don’t know history nor please has a speech impediment.
another thing…Phaedra better start censoring her texts with nene, when they fall out, she’ll do the same thing she’s done to Cynthia and kim and whomever else kandi said, and send their private messages to others.
that is a vile thing to do.
Yeah. But that’s Nene for you. The thirst is real. Makes you look at all of her relationships in a new light. All of her friends are being blackmailed. She and Porsha are made for each other.
Whoops! I mean she and Phaedra are made for each other. But Porsha too.
Kandi kills me with her passive/aggressive behavior towards the other women but her hate towards Nene. Lets think back on Kandi’s issues w/everyone else and compare them to her bouts with Nene. Nene commented on her blog that maybe she should’ve dragged Marlo down the street like Mama Joyce threatened to do Carmen AFTER Kandi said that Nene was afraid of Marlo and ran away from the fight. As for the other ladies:
Cynthia-1. She brought Chris Williams’ wife on and discussed Todd’s past relationship and even ran back and told the other ladies he was an opportunist.
2. She spoke negatively about Mama Joyce implying she was using Kandi and later had to apologize to her at the reunion.
3. Her sister got physical w/Kandi at the pillow talk party after Kandi asked Cynthia not to put her hands in her face. Then Peter tried to get physical with Todd.
Sheree- 1. Called Kim from Africa and told her that Kandi said she wouldn’t hold a black baby when Cynthia is the one that actually said it.
Kim-1. Never fully compensated her for Tardy for the Party, resulting in a lawsuit.
2. Talked crap about her neighborhood and her new.house in her face.
I’ve heard Kenya make fun of her weight, call her ghetto, etc. Marlo called her sugar mama and said her old house was cheap. Yet, she constantly overlooks what these women do to her or when she confronts them she’s crying and passive but she goes for Nene’s throat over the smallest things. It’s so obvious that she just wanted to blame Nene for the demise of her and Phaedra’s friendship but she wasn’t responsible.
Phaedra has been 100% loyal to Kandi while Kandi has run back and told the other girls about Phaedra’s due date. Kandi is only loyal to 2 things, money and her money grubbing mother!
You’re right. Kandi going after Nene makes very little sense. She had plenty of opportunities to go for a lot of other wives. It has to be about more than Phaedra. Kandi’s behavior indicates that she’s PISSED at Nene. If Kandi no longer trusts Phaedra, which she shouldn’t, and she thinks Nene has something to do with Phaedra’s behavior… No, still doesn’t make sense. Hmmm?
My dear sweet Minky, Kandi IS going after Phaedra!! She is not giving Phaedra a pass for any of this. She has made that abundantly clear. The difference is that Phaedra was a close friend and confidant so Kandi has felt hurt and betrayed. Phaedra has not come for Kandi though or purposefully tried to hurt her this season. Kandi has just finally opened her eyes to who Phaedra really is and I’m sure she’s much worse now than at the start of the show. It’s not about Kandi coming for someone she has a problem with, Kandi has always been cool with everyone & always able to have honest conversations with the other girls without it escalating. Nene on the other hand can’t have an honest or calm conversation with anyone who might take issue with her at all. Kandi is understandably fed up with Nene’s nonsense and I was starting to not like Kandi, but I’m back on the Kandi train for putting the truth out there & sticking to what she knows is right in her heart. Kudos Kandi!
Minky, Kandi and Nene have been like oil and water since the day they met. Just because Kandi has mostly refrained from blow ups with Nene, doesn’t mean she hasn’t had a long-standing issue with her.
“She had plenty of opportunities to go for a lot of other wives.” = exactly! She doesn’t take every little opportunity to “go after” anyone she’s got a disagreement with. She generally is concerned with herself. It’s when her friendship with Phaedra got fucked with that she decided to take it up with Nene. And she sure as hell has tried to get to Phaedra.
Kandi and Nene: they fight at like every reunion. I kinda feel like maybe you haven’t watched?
What doesn’t make since is why you don’t understand what problems they all have with Nene. IDGI.
@FGF~Kandi has a problem with Nene because Nene has continually tried to come for her since she first started on the show during season 2. Kandi confronted all of the other women in the examples you gave, and she sees them as co-workers not necessarily friends. Kim is the only one she probably will never speak to again.
For example: 1. Nene felt Kandi had to put her on Tardy for the Party with Kim, which did not happen, and then she constantly dissed the song once it came out; 2. Christopher Williams is actually Nene’s friend from back in the day (2011?) when they did a chittlin circuit play together along with Angie Stone. Kandi feels Nene was the one who wanted the Williams on the show to talk about Todd’s cheating ways; 3. Nene is the one who was friends with Chuck Smith (from Athens) and his wife, who she brought on the show to bad mouth Kandi and Phaedra; 4. Nene never apologized for what she said about Mama Joyce. I do not care for MJ, but I understand why Kandi would stand up for her mother; 5. Nene’s divorce/re-marriage was a stunt to get her own show and that singled divorced mother storyline is played out and not working on any level.
Kandi brought Phaedra onto the show, and Nene was totally against it. Kandi has been close to Phaedra for years and would tell her what was going on off air rather than set her up on camera (Apollo’s Mr. Chocolate text). They have been thick as thieves and Kandi feels Nene is trying to put a wedge between the two of them. Kandi does not seem to understand that all this closeness between Nene and Phaedra is really about how they orchestrated Porsha’s attack on Kenya, and they continue to coach Porsha to hide their role in that situation. I feel Kandi is looking at Phaedra with different glasses because Kandi feels she should take the kids to see Apollo and IMHO she does not want to be called to testify in the Angela Stanton trial if it actually makes it to court.
Okay, that makes all the sense in the world. Kandi is feeling hurt by Phaedra and Nene has been a bitch to her since day one by making serious personal digs at her. That’s clear. However, why is she not going after Phaedra too. Do you think she’s scared of Phaedra? She’s certainly not scared of Nene.
NeNe’s issue with Tardy for the Party was with Kim, not Kandi, as Kim asked Nene to be on the song long before Kandi was a housewife. She never made fun of the song but of Kim’s vocal ability. Furthermore, it was Cynthia who introduced Chris Williams and Natalie, not Nene. She and Peter had dinner w/them and discussed Todd then they went to Cynthia’s agency where Peter had a candlelit dinner waiting and Christopher sang for Cynthia. Nene never filmed a scene w/just the 2 of them. Also, she actually defended Kandi when Chuck made statements about her saying she remembered him being in a real relationship with Kandi and didn’t understand why he was throwing her under the bus.
As for Mama Joyce, why should Nene apologize when Kandi didn’t for the comment that started the argument. Mama Joyce was not offended and even came out during the reunion and was high-fiving Nene. She did; however, demand an apology from Cynthia as she wad offended by her comments.
Bottom line, Kandi doesn’t like Nene so she blows everything with her out of proportion. Hell, even that idiot Porsha got over on her during the play by missing numerous rehearsals and making outlandish demands and she still gave her a job.
Phaedra had her back through all of the wedding drama and even after Kandi’s mom sat in her office and threaten to choke her she showed respect. Kandi has a lot of misplaced aggression because she should respond to her mom and Don Juan the way she does Nene.
@Minky~she will not go after Phaedra on air. Kandi is not afraid of Phaedra and feels very betrayed by her. They have been friends for nearly twenty years and Kandi is not sure she can trust her anymore. They have already discussed how Nene shared Cynthia’s texts with everyone, so Landi is wondering what Phaedra has shared with Nene. We all know that conversations are two way streets, so Phaedra was not just nodding her head when Nene gave her advice and encouragement. Their body language when they first met Demetria was very telling. IJS
Ooh ooh! Yeah, what about Demetria? Do you mean when Nene and Phaedra called her a crack head, or that party? So, you think Kandi’s a lot smarter than she lets on while she’s being filmed? Me too, I’m just trying to piece all this nonsense together.
@FGF~I meant to say the end of season 6 not season 5. But, Kandi was pissed during season 5 when Nene refused to let the ladies into her house in LA because they were late.Furthermore, IMPO, Nene tried to front on camera like she likes/liked Kandi, but she really does not and Kandi is not buying the act .Kandi knows nearly everyone from nearly every show filmed in Atlanta and has used RHOA to successfully expand her businesses. Nene wants to build her own ventures as well, and I feel she was trying to gain Kandi as an ally to help her. Kandi is not the ripest peach in the bunch, but she really is part of the Atlanta in-crowd. She has lots of connections who can help open a few doors for Nene. However, Kandi is not about to allow Nene to use her as a stepping stone to her next project, so that door is permanently closed and Nene needs to find a new friend with inside entertainment connections like Ms. Phaedra Parks. IJS those two will ever be “friends” and only co-workers at best.
Minky I wrote my response to this above it, but i hope it makes more sense. Not to be mean, but sometimes I think people either don’t actually watch the show or forgot prior seasons cause if you’re an avid reader of Tamara’s she goes back over this information during her recaps as well. Most of what I just typed to you is a combination of my own memories from seasons past and everything I’ve read from this blog.
That’s correct. Nene has always been threatened by Kandi’s money, talent and awards she has won. Kandi might be flakey or as Nene would say “goes where the wind blows” but Kandi is humble about hers.
Once again, Minky, Kandi does not always make her real life issues a story line. With Todd, it’s getting her two spinoffs so far. She has always kept Phaedra and her friendship off camera. Hell, they may have even had issues over the years that we didn’t get to see! Imagine that!
@FGF~ I have given you the real tea about the Williams. Yes, Peter and Cynthia filmed with the Williams, because Peter knew him from his days at the Source and Cynthia knew him from the 90s when they lived in New York. But, Nene is the one who is their friend and lobbied in the background to bring them on. She hoped Natalie would throw the dirt on Kenya Moore and Kandi, but we saw what happened during season 5.Think about Cynthia’s text being forwarded to everyone and what information they could contain. Nene could not let it be known that she brought on both of the new couples because she would look like she was trying to control the cast and show. If you look at the last episode of season 2, you will see Kandi go off on Nene after Nene approached her about not putting her on the song. The whole wedding drama was staged with the exception of the prenup situation, which was real. The scene between Phaedra and Mama Joyce was horrible acting, and neither one of them would ever publicly disrespect the other ones mother.
It was actually at Sheree’s independence party that Nene and Kandi argued about the track and it was after Kandi overheard Nene going off on Kim and saying “Oh, you think you’re a star because Kandi gave you a lil’ boost.” Kim was on crutches from falling at the alter ego photo shoot party and would not engage with Nene and Kandi got involved when she heard her name. At the start of S5 Nene and Kandi were getting along well and actually had a commons enemy, Kim, so what motive did she have to go after Kandi? She has tried to get along with Kandi throughout the years; inviting her to Miami, attending Aj’s funeral, defending her to Chuck, and even holding her back at the pillow talk party. It was Nene that was reminding Kandi that she had businesses and not to stoop to violence. If her motive was to cause drama for Kandi that would’ve been the perfect opportunity. It was Cynthia that went back on the bus and told everyone what Natalie said and it was Kenya that brought it up at the winery.
My niece used to be a producer on the show the 1st 2 seasons before moving on to Double Divas and I know alot is orchestrated behind the scenes but from what I’ve seen on the show, Kandi has no legitimate beef with Nene. She sat on the bus to Savannah and after Kenya called them all bitches and called her out for being late she was hanging with her later that night. Nene has never spoken to her that way but that’s who she has the biggest problem with. Confuses me……
@Minky, exactly!! Kandi has enough sense to not reveal all of her true feelings all the time in front of the camera. She has been in the industry a long time and knows who to play the game and roll with the punches even though she may come off as wack. Kandi may act suspect at times, but she has gotten four spinoff shows from Bravo (the Kandi Factory, the wedding special. the family ski trip, and meet the Tuckers) and Nene had the wedding special. Todd and Carlos King (the former RHOA executive producer) have their own show in production, so she in the money and in the KNOW, if you know what I mean. 🙂
So according to what both you and FGF say, Nene should shut up for a lot of reasons. Why won’t she? Kandi seems to be the one holding all the cards here. She knows about Nene’s double dealings and what’s really going on behind the scenes. Is the Todd-Carlos connection a reason why Nene’s going after Kandi? To me Kandi looks like she’s on the defensive. But based on what you both wrote, why?
Minky, I’m not sure anyone can explain it more clearly or with more detail. re-read the original post. Try searching past posts. This is also a mystery that could probably go unsolved if you don’t figure it out.
I don’t understand why Andy is such a fuckwit to Kenya. Is his love for Nene that strong?
Ha ha! Nene flogs him! And he LIKES it!
And then throws him a parade
Ow did phaedra get 5 degrees? I come up with three maybe four?
1. Batchelor of something from UGA?
2. JD from UGA
3. Mortician from East Bum-Fork Alabama Tech
4. Head Doctor from the University of Get on Your Knees Bitch
5. ?
If the rumors are true, #5. an MBA in racketeering from the University of Thuggery.
I think Cynthia used to be stunningly pretty. Now, she just looks like a middle aged woman on the brink of being old with an overdose of botox and plastic surgery. She has messed her face up so much that it looked distorted on tonights episode.
Cynthia has not looked good all season. She showed terrible taste in makeup and wigs. What happened, she used to look classy all the time, now she looks like a fake clown.
Cynthia looks like an Alien from to much filler.
Ok my blind item guess is Kordell. Now I must ask why did all the ladies look like they bathed in baby oil. Cladia looked especially greasy. It could not have been that hot to be sweat cause Andy and Kenya did not have it. Then they had glitter on top of it and more attention drawn to it. Cynthia looked a hot mess. I actually liked Phadrae and Porsha’s hair and make up. But Kenya slayed all with her sharp comebacks and her look tonight. She brought it in every way.
Phaedra’s boob looked lumpy(ish), and yeah, I believe I saw a bit of nip. Ew. Nene lied when she said she never alluded to Porsha and her African sugar daddy…BUSTED.
Team Nene and the Fun Bunch are bursting at the seams with bitterness and envy. I’ve never seen that much eye rolling. They need to get a reality check. Seriously.
They DO get a reality check 😉
Cute. Very cute. I like it.
” Doesn’t Andy’s tongue ever get tired? He would have been a great heterosexual lover.”
Gosh, dik how to recover from this! TT, you are the best. 🙂
*idk ugh
He does like tonguing assholes… I probably should have used smaller words about that in the recap. :)
On Mon, Apr 27, 2015 at 12:04 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Honestly…I think Kandi is hurt because she feels like her close friend was going behind her back and talking about her to someone they both had issues w over the years. I think she blames Nene for the chink in her and Phae’s relationship. It’s not as if Nene never made comments about Kandi to Phae, planting thoughts in her head. Didn’t we all see that scene? Anyway…I’m confused I thought that since everyone made up on the Manila trip, why do they keep bringing up the PR trip and what happened on the bus to explain why they’re not friends anymore…ie Porsha vs Claudia and Porsha vs Kenya. Which trip happened first? I’m confused.
Precisely why I’m getting sick of watching the show but I like it!! Porsha, Phaedra and Nene are the ones who can’t let the shit go so just let them go already! I want a new storyline! I tweeted this again to Andy this morning… @Andy gahhhh please stop kissing @NeNeLeakes ass! Could you be further up there? Not negativity, TRUTH. Do a REAL non rigged poll.
I want everyone to tweet him and tell him Nene and Porsha are a cancer to the show. If they got rid of them I wouldn’t really mind Phaedra and her stupid storyline. Just cause she wouldn’t have any other delusional friends to cosign her behavior and I do love seeing Aydenn & Dylan!! Sweet little boys. Just tweet!! Show your disdain! Andy likes numbers…
I see NeNe will continue her victim campaign all while doing the bare minimum. Her look this year was a vast improvement but I don’t think she was best dressed. Her ratchet stands have little to no standards. So whatever. Porsha is as deep as a puddle. Her quest to continuously naked is disturbing. She 30+ years old emulating young IG girls. Oh, I forgot she only 14 in the mind. Phaedra wants sympathy because her ex con new con husband did exactly what he is known to do after her attempts to pass him off as “clean” didn’t work? Nope. She can keep her frog face tears. And let’s not pretend she hasn’t gone out & bought some enhancements. I like Claudia. I like her dirty, don’t back down Aries attitude. Love how she makes it known that trying her may not be a good idea. Cynthia holds her own especially after holding out hope to reconcile with Nene. I guess she knows now that it’s not even worth it. Kenya Moore is not the one to play with. Porsha talked about her breast, butt & body all last season. When she attacked Kenya, she went straight for her hair. Now this thot trollop shows up with mega enhancements & a 65 inch Kenya-esque weave to boot? Kandi doesn’t like NeNe plain & simple. Since Nene never thinks she wrong, mock the other women when saying she’s wrong & never ever sincerely apologized – what is Kandi missing out on when it comes to a friendship with Nene? Absolutely nothing. Hopefully next season, Bravo requires a 3 family member + 3 friend continuous shooting storyline from each or this show will go downhill.
The purpose of the Easter Egg Blind Item is not for you to be the first to find it, but for people to go on the hunt… Don’t ruin the game for everyone in comments. We have three time zones in this country… Thanks.
Ahhh, ok. Got it. (Says the village idiot)
Why does NeNe insist on having optic white horse teeth? She is so phoney she can’t handle a grown woman’s conversation because she could not use her vowels correctly. She and Phaedra are perfect together because neither can stand in their truth
Why was Porsha on the reunion and Demetria not there. That should have been reserved for Peach holders only.
Porsha made a complete fool out of herself. What a dingbat.
Kandi – for the love of God can you make it through one episode without crying.
Kenya – great job. Great dress.
Cynthia – fire your stylist.
Nene – grow up. Bully.
Phaedra – Bravo checks are nice and you know it. Be careful about selling yourself because there are a lot of sisters with a storyline who will replace ya in a heartbeat. There is nothing special about you.
Claudia – it’s obvious that you don’t anybodys mess. Kudos for that.
Ok help me out-what is THOY?
THOT
@vivaladiva831~THOT is slang for That Haeux Over There and Porsha is the Queen of THOTland
It’s THOT. Them Hos Over There
TT, can we please have more blind items? I know you have the tea for it! They are just so fun to try and guess and the comments are usually Hilarious!
@josie i thought it was too!!
“Andy starts sucking Nene’s asshole right away”…
“Andy returns to Nene’s anus.”
“Ain’t no telling what one might find deep inside Porsha but it seems like lots of people are rooting around up in there.”
“The left couch is all happy go lucky and the right side looks like they have smelled Nene’s farts.”
Oh, I laughed so hard reading this, Tamara! Your twisted sense of humor is hilarious and you definitely covered everything. That’s exactly what I saw but you broke it all down so well. Hilarious!
One thing I noticed is NeNe seemed like she was on a tranquilizer. If not, then she’s on a campaign to redeem herself since her lofty performance on Brought-way. Or her Image Control people advised her to behave differently. She took more time enunciating her words and tried to seem exaggeratedly calm and patient.
But she still could not keep from rolling her heifer eyes.
I agree she was sedated. She was son something which took the edge off. Unfortunately she was also a robotic idiot spouting over and over “it’s my fault”.
i also noticed that Nene clearly has been hearing the comments re her “conturing” beging waaaay to white on her face. At least her makeup was appropriate. Cannot stand her and it annoys me to no end that Andy keeps licking her ass. her wig sucked too. that entire couch of people needs to go.
I miss the old Bravo, where they use to get rid of people and they meant it, regardless of what the fans has to say. It’s clear Porsha is there, because her fans have been flooding the social media accounts, but She’Ree, Marlo, and Kim had more fans, and they all were given the boot by Bravo at one point or another.
Cynthia and Claudia definitely stepped it up this reunion, and if Claudia returns next season, I would like to see her dating, something that we missed out on with Kenya when she first got on the show.
I don’t think Kim was given the boot at all, I think she flat-out quit. she was done. And she had Kroy’s $ so she didn’t need the money anymore.Plus she’s given run spin off. Doesn’t sound like they got rid of her.
And her show is a hit! It’s family oriented and very positive. There is no arguing over petty she saids at dinner either. She gets to collect her husbands check, this check and always be where she wants to be – with her children! Kim doesn’t miss the show and she’s moved past it. It’s actually because of this I started to love Kim again! I like to see positivity and happiness!! I like to see the girls cutting up (Kenya, Claudia, Cynthia) not ripping each other’s apart and talking shit that you have absolutely no room to talk (nene, phaedra, and most especially PORSHA)
This is true. My point is Bravo didn’t drag people that weren’t contributing much to the show just because two or three fans log on to these social media accounts and complain and bi-ch to Bravo. That is my point.
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I loved Kandi’s makeup, by the way. She has the best makeup, while Kenya is best dressed.
Not being argumentative TT but what makes Porsha a “thot” and worthless human being that didn’t apply to Kim Zolciak? What we’ve seen on the show and web are allegations of Porsha sleeping with a married man yet we knew for a fact Kim was. There have even been pictures of her with him in the Bahamas. Porsha got a Rolls Royce and Kim got a Bentley and a townhouse. We even saw Kim purchase a new Escapade the first episode with that married man’s money. I understand the disgust with her attacking Kenya but it’s weird how Kim got a pass for doing the same thing.
And even more troubling is Kenya and Cynthia going after Porsha while hanging with Marlo who is also a rumored escort and cool criminal. Kenya was so chummy with her after she and Nene fell out but she’s more violent than Porsha has been. Team beauty always talks about hypocrisy among Team beast but their hands aren’t that clean either.
Sorry, I typed career criminal. Not sure why my phone corrected it to cool.
Difference is Marlo “owned it” and didn’t throw stones at others or call other woman whores, from what we’ve seen of her. Porsha has slut shamed Kenya and Claudia.
At the reunion, Marlo told Kim they were “cut from the same cloth” and then corrected herself and said “No, you’re a whore!” She called Kim all types of whores for sleeping with a married man. She lied to Lawrence’s face about using the F word during her argument with Sheree and yet Kenya called Nene a homophobe but courted Marlo after she had clearly seen that episode.
When did Porsha slit shame Claudia? I remember Nene calling her one but I don’t remember Porsha ever saying anything about Claudia’s sex life. Even after all of the things Claudia has said about her (after complaining about Nene calling her a whore) Porsha still hasn’t gone there with Claudia.
It kind of seems as though Tamara already answered your question though. Not that we need to beg her to take sides, but I also have season 1 on DVD. Kim tells us she is in a relationship with a man who is married but separated, as TT states below. This was not brand new information when Nene spoke about it at the reunion because Kim plainly states that everyone knew Big Poppa was legally married throughout the entire reunion. And I said season 3 she was not with him the ENTIRE time in case you did not read my post.She actually ended up dating Kroy by the end of the season and on her bus tour he sent her flowers and champagne or whatever but that wasn’t even my point. You missed the point entirely actually. You said you were asking TT why she gives Kim Zolciak a pass but talks about Porsha dating married men. She explained it in like one sentence to you, but I said Tamara has only been recapping since 2012 and Kim was married to Kroy by then, so why would she go back and dog Kim out for something she was 1) honest about from the get-go 2) she’s no longer involved in 3) she’s married with her own show with her family now that is recapped separately from housewives. She’s explained the difference as had other people and yet you still want to argue. Not to mention Kim is a nice person and Porsha has shown herself to be a spiteful disgusting person so she doesn’t deserve any mercy. Go back and watch your season 1 DVD, I think you might have missed something Tamara and I have also had nice conversations and there have been other times she’s told me to shut the hell up, so it really doesn’t mean anything to say you’ve conversations in the past with her, it doesn’t make you special.
OMG LMAO, I assume “slit shame” was ummm…a slip of the tongue?
Kim Z was the original THOT. No question about that.
Do you even REMEMBER how much shit everyone gave Kim about Big Poppa? Here we go again with yet another person who seems to have caught retrograde amnesia on these bitches. They talked shit about Kim behind her back and to her face about BP. “CLOSE YOUR LEGS TO MARRIED MEN” was Nene’s version of twirl for several seasons! The thing is that Kim never ever denied it from day one, literally! The first episode ever she said that he was married and she had a relationship with him & he bought her stuff. She made no secret of it and she took the abuse when it was handed to her like a champ. Porsha on the other hand has joined in on calling Kenya a whore with no facts. She’s somehow justified physically assaulting Kenya, she outrageously denies accusations that have been proven to be true by documentation. Kim never had this problem cause she sat on the phone and asked Big Poppa for a loaded Escalade like a gold digging mistress who knows her place. I’m not saying what Kim did was right, I’m trying to remind you and point out the differences. Kim also was never nasty to any of her cast mates the way Porsha has been.
My question was not in reference to the other women but to Tamara, actually. Kim was given a lot of slack on this site
for doing many of the same things Porsha did. Additionally, Kim NEVER disclosed that Big Poppa was married, Nene did! The first episode she said she was seeing a man who preferred to remain anonymous. It was Nene during S1 reunion that revealed he was married. Kim’s response verbatim was “Wow, Nene. Yes, he is legally married.” Kim never behaved as a mistress and actually portrayed their involvement as a real one, even wearing an engagement ring and wedding band telling everyone they were engaged. If we had to compare the 2 whores Porsha actually did the better job being discreet. We knew the name of and saw pics with Kim and Big Poppa. Porsha’s john has yet to be revealed.
Actually, yes Kim did say that Big Poppa was married. Nene did not expose her on that at all. Everyone knew before the reunion once again, showing that you didn’t actually watch or you have a terrible memory. Also, Kim and Big Poppa were not together most of the 3rd season which aired in 2010 and Tamara was not even blogging back then. Her first posts were in 2012 which is well after Kim was already married and settled with Kroy. She did not give Kim any passes but she’s not going to blog about what Kim was doing 2 seasons ago before she was recapping the episodes. Your arguments have been repeatedly shut down, maybe you should go back and rewatch all the seasons and then read all Tamara’s old posts before you come back making any accusations of anything else because it’s kind of getting fun to shut you down over and over. I can keep doing it!
Shut me down?!LOL!! I have the entire first season on DVD and Kim never revealed Big Poppa was married. Please go YouTube the reunion and check back with me. Furthermore, Kim did in fact go back to Big Poppa in Season 3 after recording the Ring Didn’t Mean a Thing and her short lesbian relationship with DJ Tracy. Big Poppa was actually backstage during the reunion. And I am well aware of when this blog started as I was one of the first people commenting here. During that time there were plenty posts and commentd about Kim. One i particular where I had the opportunity to converse with Tamara was when Kim’s former landlord was attempting to evict her and Kroy from her mansion. Additonally, there was alot of commenting about her going on when she quit at the start of season 5. I’m not here to try to one up anyone but Tamara will vouch that I do not comment unless I have proof. I’m a ling time reader and I’m also fact not emotion driven. Trust that I have re-watched anything I comment about.
Whoa FGF, you start with, “Not to be argumentative…”
Then people answer your question, but argue with all the answers. Are you trying to connect the dots or just argue. If you ask a question and have your mind made up on the answer already, why ask?
And if you’re ONLY asking TT, don’t get into it with people who are trying to HELP and answer what you asked about, then say ,”My question was for TT, not other people.” If that’d the case, don’t argue with the others first, then pull the “I’m not asking you” when you’re out of things to say.
I’m saying this because you said you didn’t want to be argumentative. A lot of people here are trying to be helpful. Lots of good intentions. No one is out to get you.
BH, again. I don’t need you to be a hall monitor. Please take your little vest off and stop trying to tell other commenters how to post here. Please and thank you but I do not need your assistance.
On Mon, Apr 27, 2015 at 6:08 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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And. Wow. So upset over past seasons of a ridiculous TV show? I guess it’s time to pull a Nene: “You’re right.”
Why so damn cranky?
Kim was in a relationship with a rich man who was separated from his wife. Porsha is ALLEGEDLY for hire and has been passed around within a certain circle of men. Or so the story goes.
On Mon, Apr 27, 2015 at 2:03 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Sorry I’ve been at work and didn’t see TT’s response until after I responded. My intent wasn’t to argue and that’s why I rarely comment here. It was you that came for me with information that had not been fact checked and then gloated about the joy you received ‘shutting’ me down. So, who’s the one trying to argue.
Nonetheless, my question was answered by the person it was directed to. Thanks for responding TT. I’m sooooo devastated that our interaction doesn’t make me special but I appreciate your interaction with your fans! 😉
Kim did not get a pass! She got hell for Big Papa. THOT wasn’t being used when Kim was on the show. They can both be THOTs. It’s not an exclusive thing.
about Porsha not ever being that quick and the line about the ponytail being planned in advance..there are moments time to time where I think the same thing of Porsha. I think she’s accidentaly witty sometimes because of her gift of gab skills developed as a preacher. But she’s Porsha so a scepter is a skepter
No she called it a Spector actually which even worse Hahahaha!
It is so obvious Nene came prepared with her “you’re right, I’m wrong” comment on repeat. So are the near tears and the ones to come about her mama. Remember, she is a very experienced actress of stage and small screen. I believe she has heard her ratchet attitude criticized by people in a place to make it possible for her to be declined from roles she wanted. Tears are also a new dimension for a casting tape. She is also using it as an offensive to head off blame for her therapy session debacle.
That song and dance about Gregg leaving and bringing Nene to tears in her eyes and emotional voice was so fake. Did her man Gregg ever leave home, maybe for a night. He went to the basement! He had to be close by to towel off and powder Nene.
I wish one of the ladies had asked Phaedra: with your 5 degrees that will bring you income security, why didn’t your “clean man” have enough money not to steal 2.3 million, much of it from old people? Many women have to hold down a full time job while having babies.
Nene looked possibly her best ever. As long as Kenya is in the room, you can’t beat her in a fair poll. On a bad day, Kenya, Cynthia, and Claudia do better. I think Nene finally paid attention to the appearance criticism, she really got herself together this reunion, in styling.
Now, if she could stop talking over everyone and her superior to everyone attitude, there would be a glimmer of hope for likability.
Porsha has lost her pretty face. Some months ago, she started looking very exaggerated, and now sort of masculine.
Tamara, I’m trying to figure out how Andy can rim Nene when he has his head so far up her ass?
I am so fucking tired of the victim bullshit from Nene, Phaedra and most especially Porsha. Seriously, it’s all they ever do and it’s exhausting. A woman that can’t take any responsibility for her actions EVER is extremely unpleasant to be around. It is not fun to watch. Oh, Nene blocked me on Twitter for tweeting that she and Kim Richards were useless and delusional to Andy & Bravo. I was kind of excited that she blocked me too. It obviously means she read it & cares a little too much what some 26 year old with 100 followers says.
I’m no fan of Nene because I hate the way she throws her “acc-u-lades” in everyone’s face but no matter what she does, she’s to blame. We’ve seen her try several times to walk away from an argument and seen the ladies literally chase her to keep it going. She walked out on Sheree and she followed her to the car. She walked away from Kenya at the new Bailey Agency opening when Kenya confronted her about inviting Walter to her wedding and Kenya followed her. She walked away from Marlo at thr Bailey Bowl and Marlo literally ran after her. She walked away from Claudia and she followed her until Kenya grabbed her. If she argues she’s the bully but when she walks away they say she’s afraid or running from.the issue. Even after she apologized (which was a shock) Claudia still wouldn’t let it go. Seems there’s no way to fix it, Jesus!!
I don’t like Nene either much but you have made some valid and factual points. It’s true, she has TRIED to walk away to avoid a confrontation. Also her apologies are rarely accepted probably because of her harsh delivery and the insincerity of the apology itself I could be wrong, maybe every one of Nene’s apologies have been sincere…….
When I recall the incidents you mention, her technique seems to be to make the most melodramatic/insulting/offensive comment she can think of and THEN, she will leave to avoid further confrontation.
Oh yeah she definitely did that during her argument with Marlo! She even threw water at her as she exited. But I have to admit that with Kenya and Claudia she asked them both to respect her space and they didn’t. She asked Claudia to back up in the kitchen and even had to grab Kenya’s hand and move it when she grabbed her ear. She literally had to ask her to respect her personal space. I don’t know if it was because she was trying to clean up her image but that’s a far cry from the Nene we saw towering over Kim on the tour bus.
The apology part I get too because honestly the only time I truly felt she was sincere was after her fight with Sheree. I remember her balling in Cynthia’s arms and being genuinely hurt by Sheree. Every other time seemed like damage control.
I can’t speak enough about how much I enjoy Claudia being on this show. I understand a lot of people don’t like her anymore, but her wit/humor is unmatched compared to everyone else. She’s been such fun to watch, even though the reunion.
Phaedra is TRULY a “jack of all trades, master of none”. Having five degrees means absolutely nothing if you suck at what you do. I’m all about becoming very good at what you specialize in so that your clients (and the public at large) can trust your professional judgment/skill. That takes time. Being a lifelong learner is also wonderful, but touting that you have multiple degrees and NOTHING to show for it makes you a joke. I’ve said it before — she should not be offering career/professional advice to young adults.
Oh, Nene. Honestly, I just FFwd through all her scenes this season. It would be funny if Kenya’s pilot gets picked up and Nene never gets offered a part on any of the pilots she’s supposedly been auditioning for.
Finally! I’m a Claudia fan, too. I thought she was a great addition to the show. I hope they keep her. Ironically, I couldn’t stand her before RHOA. I was bummed when I heard they cast her. But she really changed my mind. She made this season watchable for me. >
I hope she stays on also. *sigh* We’ll see if Nene gets her way.
Great recap as usual TT. Nothing escapes your eagle eyes!
You always make me laugh. Thanks for maintaining this excellent blog.
So many great one liners including:
‘Unsuccessfully trying to channel Olivia Pope’.
‘Andy returns to Nene’s anus’
Just annilingus as a concept!!
Nene’s ‘you’re right, I’m wrong’ stance got on my nerves. She is so supercilious. If she is bigger and better than the show she should bow out and move on. It would help her distorted personality if she just listened to the grievances that her cast mates have with her. She must be surrounded by brown nosers who fill her head with ‘you’re so wonderful nonsense.’
I was impressed that Kandi took her to task over specific and relevant facts.
I wish Andy would implement a YOU CANNOT SPEAK OVER ANYONE rule for Mrs Leakes in particular.
Nene and Porsha always interrupt other people and think it’s OK. It’s not.
Kandi made valid points, namely that Nene betrays people when she is hurt regardless of how good or how long their friendship was. Dwight, Sheree, Marlo, Kim and now Cynthia. Phaedra should proceed with caution.
Kenya did an excellent job at speaking up for herself. I knew the animosity between her and Phaedra would not last.
Looking at Phaedra and Nene as pretend best buddies/supportive friends looks extremely odd. It’s reminiscent of when Gretchin ditched Alexis (who proved to be a loyal friend) and became buddies with her arch nemesis Tamra over on RHOC. I predict that this new friendship between Phaedra and Nene will not last very long.
Glad to see ice cool Cynthia express herself in an assertive and confident manner. We’ve only been waiting for four seasons!!
Porsha, Porsha Porsha! where to begin. She’s a ‘Christian’ who will not forgive.Hmm, an oxymoron or maybe she’s just a moron.
Lastly, they all wore white. Does anyone know why? Enquiring minds want to know!!
I loved the all white color palette. >
Team Beasts are getting slaughtered! Porsha looked like an idiot more than usual, which is hard to believe… Kandi got Nene all the way together.
Shut me down?!LOL!! I have the entire first season on DVD and Kim never revealed Big Poppa was married. Please go YouTube the reunion and check back with me. Furthermore, Kim did in fact go back to Big Poppa in Season 3 after recording the Ring Didn’t Mean a Thing and her short lesbian relationship with DJ Tracy. Big Poppa was actually backstage during the reunion. And I am well aware of when this blog started as I was one of the first people commenting here. During that time there were plenty posts and commentd about Kim. One i particular where I had the opportunity to converse with Tamara was when Kim’s former landlord was attempting to evict her and Kroy from her mansion. Additonally, there was alot of commenting about her going on when she quit at the start of season 5. I’m not here to try to one up anyone but Tamara will vouch that I do not comment unless I have proof. I’m a ling time reader and I’m also fact not emotion driven. Trust that I have re-watched anything I comment about.
I could give Porsha a run for her money in the no-brains dept; was up to the wee hours, looking at every link and simply couldn’t make the blind-item connection. The brain just wouldn’t make the 1+1. Sigh.
Don’t really care what Nene’s reasoning is, she was pretty tiresome last night and conversing with her looks exhausting. Like talking to a 5 year old … “why? why? why? umhum, why?” What mommy issues does Andy have that makes him want Nene to like him so badly?
I have a question: is Phaedra not divorcing Apollo because if she does spousal privilege will no longer apply?
As an aside, I loved Cynthia’s look. She was channeling some 70s Diana Ross and looked very cool. I didn’t like Kenya’s dress. It looked like granny’s tablecloth. And why did Phaedra nearly have her back to Andy and NeNe for most of the show? Ok that was two questions. Inquiring minds and all that.
Sorry, I disagree! To me, Cynthia looked like she was wearing a very bad, very cheap halloween costume.
That’s ok. Different strokes for different folks!
The Kandi spin-off is disguised as an episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta – Kandi snow trip or something. She will be credited as a major ratings spin-off
Cynthia’s hair looked like the cowardly lion from the wizard of Oz! Kandi did a read on NeNe but boy did her jealously of her friendship with Phaedra show. I wish Phaedra had flapped those lashes enough to fly away. Porsha. ..smdh…her mind is like the wind-scattered. On to next week. ..
The previews of Nene denying flirting with Peter are incredible! She thinks if she yells “I never flirted with Peter”. Very loud over and over again then it didn’t happen. Then she caps it off with “Aks Peter!” Over and over again. Idiot, the camera doesn’t lie!
My first thought in Phaedra not divorcing was to keep the spousal privilege. Then, I guess it’s money too so that’s why she’s bring up his temper, etc although I totally could see him being violent. That may factor into a divorce agreement should she not have a prenup, which she does I believe. Nene is so annoying. I hate when she gives the stink eye and refuses to look at anyone when they’re speaking, even her so-called friends, Porsha and Phaedra. I like what Porsha adds to the cast on the show. Makes the show more entertaining. Couldn’t help but think that every woman on that stage had inflatable devices in her chest. So fake and huge. So sick of Nene bullying and then playing victim- Kenya said how she had her loud mantra, “you’re right and I’m wrong” all reunion.
You just coined another HW tag phrase and I love it, with one minor addition: “So fake and so huge!”
Lol. I can hear Nene saying it…
Hi. Long time reader, first comment. I can’t figure out what’s going on with Cynthia’s face. It’s driving me nuts.
I dunno but I love your chosen name!
Love me some Gladys Kravitz. She’s the quintessential nosy neighbor peering into the Steven’s window in shock. 9 out of 10 times that face of hers relays my exact thoughts on the Housewives (& more) without saying a word. ⊙.☉
Here’s to Gladys
Thank you ladies for the warm welcome! I am the Gladys Kravitz of my neighborhood. I love it!
The best recap I have read of the RHOA reunion by far. That is exactly what happened.
Thanks!
In the beginning, when they were coming onto the set, did anybody else notice Claudia’s dress was unzipped, her bra strap in back was completely exposed and she was wearing bunny slippers? Maybe she thought she was on the radio? I wish we could post pix. I have the screenshot.
They were still getting dolled up at that point in time. Claudia is such a home girl and I love it. Why walk around in heels on set, when you don’t have too until the cameras start rolling.
Claudia’s the only reason I watched at all this season. She’s why I (barely) hung on. When she wasn’t aired, I completely tuned out & turned the channel. She’s exactly what the show needed – some commonsense & coherence (no need for sub-titles)! I’m not surprised Nene & Porsha hate her – they’re both the antithesis of rationality.
I agree, she does give off a good homegirl vibe. I like that she owns a cat, too. I’m a cat owner, so I guess I’m biased here 😀
Email the screenshot to TT! >
Did anyone watch Nene on tv today? So she’s a victim and tired of other girls playing victim? Seriously? And that she wants sounds like Porsha, Claudia and Kenya fired? Lawd, oh, Lawd she has balls.
Yeah, she has two sets, hers and Gregg’s 😉
As much as I dislike Phaedra I can completely understand her issue with bringing her 2 young sons to visit Apollo. Over the years so much has been written about it & stats have proven (repeatedly) – children of incarcerated fathers normalize &/or idolize their fathers & the odds are quite high they’ll end in prison themselves. It’s quite a dilemma.
But then on the other hand, she did choose him!
Phaedra is the perfect example that an education doesn’t equal intelligence or common sense.
If that is the case then I can see why it is better that she doesnt bring them. The one good thing I can say about Apollo and Phaedra is that they do make beautiful children. Dylan is adorable & smart and the little one is a cutie pie.
People hate on Nene because she keeps it real. Porscha does too. They r my favorites
I believe so many people “hate on” Nene & Porsha because we remember when arrogance & greed were traits to avoid & be ashamed of while others (as TT affectionately refers to as Nenetards & Porsha Stans) seem to find these traits admirable. It’s human nature to recoil against people who are so unbelievably hateful towards others. Neither of them have 1 shred of humility or compassion between them.
Most people find it impossible to root for someone when their attitude reeks of “I’m better than you / my shit doesn’t stink / ha ha ha your mother doesn’t want you / your accomplishments are shit & mine are everything”. Even with Nene’s Broadway achievement it’s impossible to root for her when she puts everyone else down around her. And Porsha’s claim that her gifts are from God is a joke! Is she referring to her cosmetically enhanced body (as in God gave the dr. the ability to enhance her) or God gave her a vagina to use to sucker men, or maybe God gave people the ability to manufacture synthetic hair?! She’s an absolute embarrassment to women everywhere.
Nene may be on the top of that stripper pole now, but sooner or later she’s going to have a harsh fall down onto to floor (landing in a heap with her wig laying beside her). She’s clearly not an advocate of “Be kind to people on the way up – you’ll meet them again on your way down.” It appears she’s a believer of “demolish all of my bridges behind me & pray I never have to return”.
God help Porsha. She gets dumber and dumber every season.
d it very funny that Porsha pointed out Kenya’s mommy issues and all her negative feelings on Kenya when in fact she also unknowingly or stupidly was talking about Nene as well. If Porsha’s comments on Kenya’s mommy issues are factual then what does that say about Nene and her issues? Nene sat shaking her head in agreement again stupidly admitting to her own issues. I guess that justifies Nene’s superior stank azz attitude. Hmmmmmm.
*** I find it…
I finally got to watch it. Given so many serious issues going on in the world right now it was nice to read your recap and laugh. Thanks TT. I enjoyed this reuinion. I typically find them a bit boring. Team pretty just killed it. Kenya was awesome. Kandi looked so pretty. I loved the all white. Porscha and Phedrea really talk in circles and I just cannot believe how delusional they are. Nene was Nene. A huge cunt. Andy was Andy. Slimy and stirring the pot.