I am two episodes behind on this so I thought I would get on the new season. I’m not going to do an extensive recap on these two shows. I’ll just make a few comments.
It looks like Fredrik and Ryan are going to be jackholes to Luis AGAIN this season. This season, Ryan is going to propose to his girlfriend. I could swear we already did that in a park with an orchestra or something. Am I making that up?
Luis’s problems with the movers and his client being homeless like Bethenny. are giving me major anxiety just to watch. For some reason I really want things to go smoothly for him. I’m already worried that Luis won’t be able to sell the house in two month and his clients will be living under the bridge with Bethenny again.
Ryan and Fredrik are working together on a project needling Luis about it. They are even making fun of Luis’ Maserati !
Luis still needs a girlfriend. So he is on Tindr. Who is that beautiful assistant he is talking to? Is she single? Oh her name is Ronita. She is perfect. She needs to be single. They are perfect together.
Can someone explain to me why the premier episode was an hour and 16 minutes long?
Fredrik is at one of the most beautiful apartments I have ever seen. Why in the hell is she selling this? She says she has a kid and wants a more family friendly home. How the hell could you do a multimillion renovation and just walk away from it? Fred is going to list it at $34,975,000. It totally seems worth it.
Ryan’s boss wants his to list his personal home. That is a lot of pressure. And he is supposed to sell 400 paintings. WTF? Ryan’s talking heads are hilarious.
Luis’ homeless client has only been out of his house two weeks and he is having a temper tantrum. I thought the $5.1 listing price was bad in the first place. After four weeks, the guy letting Luis’s client live in his house wants them out. Luis finally gets two offers and he is killing me squabbling over $50K. Finally, after heart stopping moments, a 5 million dollar all cash offer is accepted. I don’t know why I am so invested in Luis’ deals. I am literally on the edge of my seat for all of his deals.
Fredrik is having a brokers open on the $35 million dollar apartment. It’s a Chinese theme which is sure to offend any Chinese brokers. Because, Fredrik. The brokers say the listing price is way too high, the client wants to RAISE the price to $42 million. Next week, it looks like the client drops Fredrik.
So are y’all watching this? Are you interested in posts about it?