This should be interesting since Bethenny is so insufferable toward Heather and Andy and Bethenny are such great BFFs. Heather’s legs are ERRYTHING. It’s hard to tell by the photo, but they really are perfection.
Andy Briefly brings up Dorinda’s faux pas. I found that to be very shady editing toward Dorinda and a sign that production doesn’t care for her. I’m sure there were a million other choices for that :40 mark snippet.
Andy goes straight into the “pussy hair” comment and Bethenny’s rude behavior. Heather says that Bethenny sort of flips a switch ( a bitch switch?) at a moment’s notice and you are not prepared for it. Andy asks about Boutique the meat market for older folks ( I really want to go there next time I am in NYC) and talks about all the hooking up going on. It looks like the Johnny’s Hideaway of NYC! Andy says that Sonja’s cub from that night will be on many upcoming episodes. They sort of date for a while. Heather says that Luann’s guy kind of sticks around too. You go ladies! It’s the season of the cougar apparently.
A bunch of housewives tweet in after a game where the guests had to say how much they would pay for certain items involving other housewives. One was LuAnn’s leopard coat. Heather said she was offered it for free and did not take it. I was pretty sure we saw that happen at the tag sale last episode but Luann tweeted that she did not offer Heather that coat. That is a lie #HollaThatFromThe Rooftops! Heather says that she and Luann are in the middle of a big issue that we are going to have to tune in to see. Heather says she offered it to Carole and she didn’t take it and she offered Heather two chairs which she never saw so we can Holla that too! OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH Heather and Luann are so on the outs right now.
At the end of the show, Luann tweets again to say she did not offer to give the coat to Carole or to Heather, she gives her valuables away to charity. Um, YOU WERE HAVING A PEDESTRIAN GARAGE SALE IN THE FUCKING HAMPTONS, LUANN! Heather says, “Yes you did! And that is why you are having an Estate Sale, but that’s alright!”
Carole tweeted about how hot Heather looks so it seems they come out of the season okay despite Bethenny.
Questions for Heather:
How is your son doing? Fine, but they will be doing eardrum reconstruction surgery soon.
Do you think that Bethenny feels threatened by you? Heather says, “Oh I don’t, I really don’t. I just think that it’s a personality thing. You know, Bethenny’s got a real dynamic, dynamite personality and she’s and she knows what she knows and she knows it fast.” I think Bethenny is threatened by Heather. Bethenny wants to be the only success story. Even though Bethenny is likely more successful than Heather (though we will never know because Heather’s finances are not so public and she is VERY successful) Bethenny wants to be the only one who started her own successful business through hard work and determination in order to set herself apart from those who simply married well.
Do you think Bethenny has a chance at organizing Sonja? What does that even mean? Heather says “She is the one that can make it happen I feel like, yeah”
I love that Andy’s Jackhole went to Don Fucking Lemon for insisting that sorbet was pronounced “Sir Bet.” I do not understand how Don Fucking Lemon has a job on CNN. And since Andy Cohen is friends with Anderson Cooper we can assume that Anderson is equally horrified by Lemon’s stupidity.
The POLL QUESTION was whose brunch would you go to? Bethenny 84% Duh it was at her house and there was free swag.