Every time we have one of the shows I begin by predicting there will be NO secrets revealed. But lord knows this time there are some juicy one out there. I wonder if it was too late to edit this episode since Kim was arrested?
Lisa Rinna wrote a sex book called The Big Fun Sexy Sex Book. Apparently, Lisa used to have a sex expert come over to parties and teach the party goers how to give really good blow jobs. LVP points out she doesn’t need any tips in that area. They also replay the scene where Rinna talks about doing Playboy when she was seven months pregnant and when she was not pregnant.
Yolanda claims she is looking to downsize because the house is just too much work. It is odd that the Fosters put pretty much every property they have on the market at the same time. Mauricio takes her to look at properties but she doesn’t like any of them.
Kim and LVP both want grandchildren. And we see LVP in JEANS. JEANS! Have we ever seen that before?
Lisa Rinna and Kim Richards had a meeting about the texts that Rinna sent Kim. Kim starts the discussion by laying out the boundaries of what Rinna is allowed to talk about. Just the “texas.” Geezus, she has Teresa Giudice’s vocabulary. Although she does get it right the second time when she tells Rinna the texts completely concern her. Rinna says she was very pissed. She says any other girl at that table would have jumped across the table. Rinna asks Kim why she doesn’t just be honest. Kim storms off. Rinna says to Kim that someone will hold her accountable one day, and she hopes it is herself. Rinna tells Kim she feels sorry for her. Well, that day of accountability arrived on April 16th. She is also being held accountable for at least one of Kingsley’s attacks.
Wow, Eileen looks stunning in her Emmy dress. I loved the scenes of her at the Emmys. I love how humble Eileen is and how much she appreciates her success and her life.
Cute scene of Portia swiping a brownie and talking to Kyle about getting an acting coach. Portia says she cannot pronounce her own name. She wants to change her name to Sarah. Portia does seem to have some speech problems. Portia doesn’t want to go to a speech therapist. She needs to be taken to one anyway.
Lisa Rinna gets help from her daughters with styling for her roles and runs her lines with her.
There is a lot of unseen footage of Kyle and LVP hanging out having fun. Their friendship seems genuine.
Kim and Brandi are hanging out in a clip where Kim says they are honest with each other. Then she says they are truthful with each other. Brandi tells Kim to stop using so many emojis in her texts to her. Then they go to Pilates.
In Amsterdam the girls all swoop in on the current residents of her childhood home. It’s a lovely lower middle class house with only one bathroom. Yolanda is incredulous that a family could survive with one bathroom.
Kyle took Portia to a speech therapist. Portia makes some great progress in one session.
There were great scenes of Rinna working on a Lifetime movie set. I shocked she had to use her own wardrobe for the movie.
There was an interesting scene where Kyle, Rinna and LVP went to Camille’s house. I am really getting the feeling that Camille will be coming back. Wow! Have we ever seen this much of Camille’s property? She has a golf cart to take the ladies to her tennis court, and a HUGE beautiful pond! She has a huge citrus grove. And a ton of pomegranates. It’s amazing.
These clips were better than most things we saw on the show! I loved this episode! Perhaps it was the lack of Brandi?
Ahh! That’s why this episode was enjoyable. Could they keep it up?
So, actual proof that the show would be loads better without Kim the train wreck and Brandi the shit beetle. I’m impressed. Can’t wait to watch this.
I had to laugh at ‘Brandi the shit beetle’…that was pretty funny. One time I watched a whole documentary on the dung beetle, it’s very interesting what they do with dung, they are industrious little creatures 🙂
OMG! That should be Brandi’s story line if she’s around next season. And they can have some National Geographic zoologist type narrating her activities. I can see the title for the accompanying academic article now: “Peculiarities in the Social & Mating Habits of the Californian Shit Beetle”
This was so enjoyable to watch. Just women living their lives and no contrived drama (except for Lisa R and Kim meeting).
My favorite was Lisa V trying to subtly imply to Pandora that she wants to be a grandma real soon. She’s a comedian, that one.
I loved the Lisa R and Kim meeting because why was Kim climbing over a wall? Was she trying to get to her car? Was she going to meet up with people hanging out on the highway? Seriously, that shit was funny!
That was all kinds of crazy. Listening to Kim break it down to Lisa Rinna about how to speak to her highness (pun intended) was just awful. If she keeps it up with that attitude and talking to people in that tone, she’s gonna get her ass handed to her one day.
Laughed my fuckin ass off right there! Like where is this bitch going? To find the bottle she stashed over there?
Ok, so there must really be a secret about Lisa Rinna’s husband. She acted like Kim said something at the dinner in Amsterdam. Did Bravo edit it out like they did when Brandy spilled Adrienne’s surrogate story, but Bravo wouldn’t air the secret?
I’ve always wondered that. Lisa’s reaction was not appropriate for the exchange we saw.
She probably just said something disgusting and false and they edited it out. Kim Richards knows nothing.
Jon snow.
Do you think it’s because he had a son with Ursula Andress? I can’t imagine that to be scandalous, maybe at the time, but not now.
I 100% agree. There was some editing done to cut that out. Just like they supposedly all knew about Kim they all know what she said about Harry. Kim thinks that because what was aired is all we saw she can swear that is what she said. But I would bet my bottom dollar she blurted it out and it was an edit. We read that Bravo was going to make her apologize like she knew nothing. Can’t have another lawsuit via Kim’s mouth or actions.
Kim has nothing on anyone. That is her go to threat. Don’t make me say what I know about you! When she doesn’t know shit.
On Wed, Apr 22, 2015 at 9:54 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I don’t think there is a secret. I think that Lisa Rinna’s reaction was just because she felt protective of her family and was in a foreign country with a crazy bitch threatening her family with something horrible in front of a camera. And she was willing to cut a bitch to show how serious she was about her family.
Plus, the part of me that is totally going to hell, believes that Rinna knew that kind of bullshit warranted a reality television reaction.
Yes, my husband watches these shows with me, he says he only watches because I have the big HD TV versus the smaller one, but come on. He even said that he wanted to watch this particular show because he found her playboy pics in his dad’s stash when he was a kid – he was totally lying. He enjoys it. But, I think he enjoys this show more than the others. With the other HW shows, he is only in for a few minutes. With this one, he watches the entire thing and wants to talk to me about it while I am looking up recaps on the internet – so annoying.
Yes, I am perfectly ok with going to hell and taking my husband with me. Because, he’s a good guy and has a beautiful cock.
TT, I hope it’s ok for me to say that my husband has a beautiful cock. If not, I totally understand.
lol. I’m jealous, but there is no rule about it. 🙂
On Wed, Apr 22, 2015 at 8:39 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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@Tamaratattles, I think @Paganchick’s husband’s cock should count as a tomato plant.
Only if she sends me a pic. THen I agree.
On Thu, Apr 23, 2015 at 1:00 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I would have done the same thing as Rinea except, I would have wrung her neck. Kim is nasty lying piece of work, who thinks she can say and do whatever she wants, and she attacks people’s families by screaming or just telling false accusations then, when people snap, she goes, “oh yeah it must be true, or you wouldn’t act this way!”
I thought my post above, would have been higher up and not here. My husband remembers Lisa from his dad’s playboys too, he pretends he was only interested in seeing her again too, but he sure gets into watching the ladies with me. I could die laughing, he hates Bravo, but knows the ladies as well as I do. Our fave part was Portia, we died laughing when mom asked her, to say her name, Sarah! Sarah vrs Portia, so cute!
Well, go Kim! You suckered all these people. Hell no. She implied and threatened to share horrible things twice in one reunion, they call her bluff, and all of a sudden her heart kicked in, and she “didn’t want to put that info out there”, even when begged.
Did you see her devil eyes and hear her voice in Amsterdam? Her vicious words and horrific, (near) evil way of speaking to the others. Jabbing that finger in people’s faces. Add in hunger plus general jet lag=short fuses.
All the women had very dramatic reactions–against KIM’S behavior.
If Kim.has anything… I can’t even finish that sentence. Full of shit sucks when people call your bluff!
“Someday, someone is going to hold you accountable for your actions”. Truer words ever spoken by Lisa to Kim in the entire shit storm of a season! I kinda wonder if that was squeezed in at the last minute by Bravo after Kim’s arrest?
She’s a clairvoyant, that Lisa R. Lord!
I agree Minky. I said earlier that she can add Psychic to her resume along with actress, wife, mother, playboy model, etc. lol.
It’s almost like she planned it! Wonder if that’s what she meant by “fuck you up?” Don’t mess with Rinna!
Yes, this was fun. This is what I signed up for…not ratchet Brandi throwing wine and Kim sticking out her bony finger yelling that she is sober! Ugh.
Actually, I have seen LVP in jeans before. She was in jeans when talking to Max about the insurance and she’s worn them in previous episodes though not often. It is always weird for me even though she looks great in them because I am not used to her wearing them. Lol
She was also wearing them when she went to some huge ornament warehouse for decorations when she was decorating the interior of SUR before it opened. She was so completely in her element, and looked FOXY!!!!
I totally agree! Lisa looks awesome when she wears low riders and that cool thick brown leather belt, wiith a crisp white blouse. Definitely my favorite look on her. She has a great figure.
Seriously? If it weren’t for all the other shit we’d be talking about Rinna’s eating disorder.
On Thu, Apr 23, 2015 at 1:23 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I am probably exposing my old fartiness, but I loved Lisa Vanderpump’s tennis outfit. Thought it was charming and totally right for the day.
One of the gossip sites that TT says tends to be accurate reported that Kim made up the shit that Harry did anything (according to production). You better believe that if Harry did anything the sites would have reported it and Kim aka you stole my house would have blurted it out!
Haha! I read that too, but LR was soo furious in tonight’s episode thT it makes me wonder! I feel like Kim is totally taunting LR!
Kim finally admitted in the last reunion that she actually knew nothing, she just “heard” something. Another rotten tomato in the face of Kim Richards. She only admitted even that much after people repeatedly called her bluff about how she was too classy to say anything.
Let’s hope this is a preview of the next season. How nice to see the women laughing, enjoying their Beverly Hills lifestyle with no arguments or threats. I’ll have more of this, please.
No. Bravo’s gonna throw a weasel into the chicken coop. That’s their thing. It’s what they do. Either Brandi or Kim or both will be back, with maybe the addition of some wide eyed new girl who’ll get knocked on her ass so hard she won’t know what hit her.
Speaking of that…I kinda liked Joyce. She was not the sharpest tool in the shed but she was pleasant.
I liked Joyce too and think she was very sharp and foresaw LVP’s friends turning on her before anyone else saw it coming. Don’t think she would come back though.
It just occurred to me… Didn’t Joyce say something to the effect of (totally paraphrasing here, don’t remember exactly) “my husband has a huge dick” and didn’t Brandi rip on her for that?
And wasn’t this the same Brandi who then said this year that the 22 year old boytoy in Amsterdam had a “beautiful cock”? Isn’t that pretty much the same thing?
Hypocrite.
I love the easy breezy fun with LVP, Kyle, Lisa R and Eileen. Wow, if every show could be this much fun. I also enjoyed the scene with Camille.
I’m confused. Was that Yolonda’s actual childhood home? Earlier in the episode she stated she grew up in a 300 sq. ft. home. That house had three levels. Was each level 10′ x 10′?
I enjoyed this episode much more than the regular season. Probably because it deviated from the “don’t talk about my sobriety” nonsense.
I like Camille well enough, and I certainly wouldn’t mind if she came back. I like looking at her beautiful stuff and I like her clothes. But, I also like Kelsey Grammer, and I never heard his side of the story about their divorce, only hers, so….anyway, I didn’t think it was cool of her to publicly try to shame Kelsey on his penis size. I doubt she would have this fabulous life if it wasn’t for his huge success, and like Lisa Rinna (I think it was Lisa R?) said ‘THANKS KELSEY’! Thanks Kelsey, indeed.
Kelsey probably wouldn’t be alive today if Camille hadn’t come along.He was drinking heavily and doing a lot of cocaine.Had several serious car accidents,been arrested numerous times and believe had drug charges.He was in a bad downward spiral.When he met Camille she helped clean him up and get him straight.He repays her by having affairs and telling her via phone or text he doesn’t want to be married anymore,while already planing on marrying his stewardess!He is as big a pompas a– in real life as he is playing Frazier.Of course this is just my opinion.I liked him on Frazier until I saw how terrible he treated the women he was married to.Camille earned every penny he has to pay her.He won’t allow their children to speak about her when with him and refuses to even talk to her except through lawyers.Sounds like very vindictive and selfish person.His new wife better be on guard,her time will come.
Amen. I would be glad to have her back. She seems so much more relaxed and fun now that HE is out of the picture.
Kelsey was almost “broke” by Hollywood standards. Camille invested his money very well while they were married which is the only reason he was worth $100 million at the time of their divorce.
Yolanda house shopping with Mauricio was a hoot. These peoples’ idea of small is beyond belief. It’s like the commercial they showed during the show. “Some people are stupid rich.”
Actually, I have to defend Yolanda on this one. She told him she wanted a much smaller house and no grounds. He just kept showing her larger houses, or maybe he was being crafty and getting free publicity for those properties.
Maybe crafty publicity? He said “I don’t know her budget but maybe the properties I show will be within her budget.” That’s not how a real broker/agent relationship works. Yo’s “lovely house, but for someone else” comments are clear enough. This was a filler scene in a fluff episode–we get to see Mauricio in action (how riveting), Yolanda being not-just-a-Hollywood-friend with the spouse of her castmate, and properties Yolanda never intended to buy.
Of course that is what he was doing. Why Yo agree to crawl out of bed and participate in the commercial is beyond me.
On Wed, Apr 22, 2015 at 9:39 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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That was pure perfection until 38 minutes in… Loved this episode and hope St camille does return!
This was the best episode of the whole season.
Camille’s pond reminded me of pictures of Monet’s Giverny. I loved Lisa R’s ability to still be impressed and say so, and give the correct credit, after many years around Hollywood. I wonder if Camille and Kelsey built that estate, or purchased as is. I don’t remember the interior decor. I hope it doesn’t have that over oppulant and ugly gilded furniture Adrienne had.
This kind of show is what I like, seeing the ladies have fun while I get to peek into their rich homes, cars, and lifestyles, and be happy. I have my own problems, don’t need to see rich people’s problems too.
Camille’s decor is a lot better than Adrienne’s. Talk about tacky. Money can’t buy you taste!
I agree Angel. Totally enjoyed the laughter, the tennis, the houses, the friendship
I want a set of those enormous martini glasses that Camille served drinks in at the dinner with the psychic and Faye Resnick. They were really beautiful, and could double as gazpacho bowls. From what I’ve seen of her decor, it’s really quite cozy and homey, for Beverly Hills, at least.
This is the kind of episode I want to see, not one filled with gut wrenching dysfunctional family drama.
WOW Yolanda’s iPhone has 10,723 pictures? That is ridiculous & unmanageable.
After the Lisa/Kim scene, why is Kim climbing over a concrete barrier on to the road like some truck stop lot lizard? It looked like she was escaping the park instead of walking to her car.
Isn’t Camille’s Malibu estate still on the market? Bravo gave it a good commercial for future buyers.
I LOVE Eileen. I want her to return next season.
Yeah, the climbing over the concrete barrier was REALLY odd.
“Lot lizard” made me laugh, in a JT LeRoy kind of way. 🙂
LMAO…….”truck stop lot lizard…”
I know, isn’t Eileen great…why didn’t they show us, Eileen’s Emmmy scenes earlier in the season? It’s the kind of things we want to see. I think Lisa R., is great, too. I hope both of them return. Brandi and Kim do not fit in with the rest of the group.
Right?! Confident, secure, emotionally well-adjusted women. What a concept!
Because she probably had her bottle in a bag on the other side! She seemed pretty familiar with the park and that wall, maybe that’s where she hangs out to drink so no one will see her. Sorry but have have no respect for het.
8000 pics by her hospital bed and 2000 of Gigi!
I so much preferred this episode to the entire season.
Kim does not want to be a grandma. Kim wants a meal ticket. She wants Brooke to follow in her footsteps and pop out as many kids as she possibly can. Brook’s husband is heir to the Fatburger chain.
THE FATBURGER CHAIN? Please tell us all about that! You should have your own blog! I’ve been blogging about this for years and it was not until you showed up I had any idea! I mean I do this for a living and you, you simply read this somewhere has provided new earthshattering news! However did you discover that well kept secret that only you could have shared with us????
If only we had known we could have talked about it here for YEARS!
What other deep dark secrets do you know? Please tell me. I only do this for a living yet, you know so many inner secrets!
WHO KNEW?
Could it have been all over the show with massive Fat Burger trucks?
Could I have mentioned it ten billion times?
NO NO NO! It was Daniel who explained all of that to us.
On Wed, Apr 22, 2015 at 2:44 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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It’s a family tradition!! Kim, Kyle and Kathy were raised to do just that!
Daniel – obviously, you’re new here. Don’t be scared, TT is really very nice. Aren’t you TT?
heh. Don’t lie to Daniel.
On Wed, Apr 22, 2015 at 3:04 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Rut ro….
I looooved this episode as well. One of the funniest parts was Yolanda in the bathroom of childhood home. “The whole family had to live out of this bathroom. Everybody had to shower one @ a time. ”
And the best part was so little of Brandi. Take note Bravo.
I found it odd that Kim is supposedly scared of Lisa because of the “texas” yet decides to meet her in the woods for a chat. I guess Kim felt safe the trash can God would protect her from dangerous Lisa.
Yes!!!!!
It was extremely odd seeing kim climb over the concrete barrier to leave the park.. did she forget how she got in?
Kim, you’re not doing yourself any favors!
I hope Bravo gets the message that this is what we want to see. More of women living their lives, funny conversation, and glamour.
I hope this meant Camille is coming back in Brandi’s place. Forgot how amazing her house was. Lisa V and Kyle also have the goods.
I really liked seeing Lisa R do the movie and Eileen getting ready for the Emmys. They are fabulous but relatable which is nice.
I don’t get it. What was Kim doing climbing over the concrete barrier on the street? Going back to the highway to pick up trash?
It’s called a dramatic exit. 🙂 Poor Kim on that lonely highway to nowhere.
It’s also called meeting your drug dealer down the trail!
AKA her life.
Did anyone else notice Pandora when she walked into Lisa’s yard? She held a white purse/ white folder in front of her stomach all the way, very, very carefully. I was wondering if she may already be pregnant, and they’re saving it for a story line…??
My ancient TV finally died, Monday night, so I had to wait to watch this on Amazon. Totally the best show of the season. I fast forwarded all the Kim/Brandi BS. Thanks for the recap, TT!
I’m confused about Yolanda’s growing up in Holland. She has said repeatedly that she is a simple Dutch farm girl. Where’s the farm, Yolanda? I thought it was odd when they first drove by the very subsidized-looking apartment complex where Yo said she was born, and now the small house with only one bathroom ( oh the horror!) that seemed to be connected to a row of houses. Where’s the farm? You know the one where she let a calf suck on her chin.
I like the secrets revealed episodes because they are really fun revealed episodes. I liked seeing rinna acting and camille’s pomegranate trees.
I really enjoyed this episode. ..fun, light and breezy.
So who HASN’T googled Lisa Rinna Naked Pregnant yet? She actually looks ridiculous good for seven months preggers. Color me jealous!
Hahaha! I did!