Every time we have one of the shows I begin by predicting there will be NO secrets revealed. But lord knows this time there are some juicy one out there. I wonder if it was too late to edit this episode since Kim was arrested?
Lisa Rinna wrote a sex book called The Big Fun Sexy Sex Book. Apparently, Lisa used to have a sex expert come over to parties and teach the party goers how to give really good blow jobs. LVP points out she doesn’t need any tips in that area. They also replay the scene where Rinna talks about doing Playboy when she was seven months pregnant and when she was not pregnant.
Yolanda claims she is looking to downsize because the house is just too much work. It is odd that the Fosters put pretty much every property they have on the market at the same time. Mauricio takes her to look at properties but she doesn’t like any of them.
Lisa Rinna and Kim Richards had a meeting about the texts that Rinna sent Kim. Kim starts the discussion by laying out the boundaries of what Rinna is allowed to talk about. Just the “texas.” Geezus, she has Teresa Giudice’s vocabulary. Although she does get it right the second time when she tells Rinna the texts completely concern her. Rinna says she was very pissed. She says any other girl at that table would have jumped across the table. Rinna asks Kim why she doesn’t just be honest. Kim storms off. Rinna says to Kim that someone will hold her accountable one day, and she hopes it is herself. Rinna tells Kim she feels sorry for her. Well, that day of accountability arrived on April 16th. She is also being held accountable for at least one of Kingsley’s attacks.
Wow, Eileen looks stunning in her Emmy dress. I loved the scenes of her at the Emmys. I love how humble Eileen is and how much she appreciates her success and her life.
Cute scene of Portia swiping a brownie and talking to Kyle about getting an acting coach. Portia says she cannot pronounce her own name. She wants to change her name to Sarah. Portia does seem to have some speech problems. Portia doesn’t want to go to a speech therapist. She needs to be taken to one anyway.
Lisa Rinna gets help from her daughters with styling for her roles and runs her lines with her.
There is a lot of unseen footage of Kyle and LVP hanging out having fun. Their friendship seems genuine.
Kim and Brandi are hanging out in a clip where Kim says they are honest with each other. Then she says they are truthful with each other. Brandi tells Kim to stop using so many emojis in her texts to her. Then they go to Pilates.
In Amsterdam the girls all swoop in on the current residents of her childhood home. It’s a lovely lower middle class house with only one bathroom. Yolanda is incredulous that a family could survive with one bathroom.
Kyle took Portia to a speech therapist. Portia makes some great progress in one session.
There were great scenes of Rinna working on a Lifetime movie set. I shocked she had to use her own wardrobe for the movie.
There was an interesting scene where Kyle, Rinna and LVP went to Camille’s house. I am really getting the feeling that Camille will be coming back. Wow! Have we ever seen this much of Camille’s property? She has a golf cart to take the ladies to her tennis court, and a HUGE beautiful pond! She has a huge citrus grove. And a ton of pomegranates. It’s amazing.
These clips were better than most things we saw on the show! I loved this episode! Perhaps it was the lack of Brandi?