The ladies are all still in the Hamptons and have been invited to dueling brunches. Ramona is having one and so is Bethenny. It’s the battle of the OG housewives of New York. Ramona says she is holding a brunch in honor of her friend Dorinda. Everyone decides to try to do both. But Carole wants to skip them both and go for a boat ride with the hot young personal chef of Ramona’s.
Luann shares that Ramona borrowed an Herve Leger dress from Bethenny and never returned it. This is part of Bethenny’s problem with Ramona. This is apparently not the first time Ramona has absconded with a dress. Carole says, “That got she would never fit into one of mine!” That is both some cunty shade and ridiculous. If Ramona can fit in Bethenny’s dress she could surely fit into Carole’s dress. Are Carole and Bethenny both aboard the anorexia train? The ladies mock Carole’s toe hair.
The ladies begin at Bethenny’s house. Bethenny’s house is AMAZING! Especially for a homeless person. Carole points out she has been to Oscar gifting suites with less product than she saw in Bethenny’s house. It is Skinnygirl everything on display everywhere. One of the issues the girls had with Bethenny this season was being forced to go to a shit ton of promotional events for Bethenny and she was never there for their events. 
Bethenny says she is not mad at Ramona for taking the dress. She is not made at Ramona for telling her the dress fell out of her car. She is not made at her for posting a picture of her in the dress with Avery and posting it on Instagram. But she is made at her for going off the rails psycho crazy when she invited Sonja to brunch. Hell, I don’t care how rich I am if someone stole my dress, lied and said it was lost and then posted of photo of herself in the dress. We would no longer be friends. That’s bad character right there. The ladies leave with armloads of Skinny Girl swag.
Meanwhile, at the competing brunch the ladies staying with Ramona are all sitting at the bar are waiting for the Bethenny brunchers. Ramona and Sonja are fighting. They Bethenny brunchers are late and Dorinda already has to leave. Luann tells everyone they were at Bethenny’s brunch. The were two hours late to Ramona’s brunch. There will be hell to pay for this.
Dorinda goes to lunch with John. Dorinda claims they have been dating for two and a half years. They do not seem very close. They bicker about which salad to order. They bicker about John being on the phone. Dorinda is loath to kiss him. This is not a real relationship.
Bethenny goes to check on the renovations on her new apartment. She says there is another apartment available on the same floor. That’s a rare opportunity to combine the two. Oddly, Andy Cohen is doing exactly that now according to sources in the building. Actually he is probably done by now but I do wonder if that is where Bethenny got the idea. Bethenny claims she can’t afford to buy the other one right now (lies) and then goes on to discuss possibilities. Bethenny rides the contractors ass.
Ramona and LuAnn have lunch at Ramona’s. Ramona ordered out. They show a flashback to the Bethenny and Jill showdown that happened there. Ramona’s apartment is stunning with huge floral arrangements. I don’t remember it being so lovely. Ramona says that Avery is disgusted with her father. Ramona is crying with bloodshot eyes. Ramona is trying to say that Mario is begging for her to reconcile. I don’t think that is true. Ramona has filed for divorce and is already dating. I don’t believe the second part of that either. She is still grieving her losses. The camera work on this scene is making me dizzy. They can’t seem to keep the camera still. Ramona and Luann are off to a fresh start. Luann says that Mario is on dating sites. Ramona is surprisingly calm with this news. They replay the scene in Morrocco where the psychic told Ramona that Mario was cheating. LuAnn said everyone already knew it at that time. Ramona says that if Mario was on Grindr, that would bother her. (FYI Grindr is a dating site for gay men)
OMG. Dorinda is sitting in a large booth in a restaurant alone. There is plenty of space to place a jacket. Yet she flags down a black man in a dress shirt and tie and asks if he will please check her wrap. He was NOT an employee. WOW. Awkward. She says she once handed a guy in a wheelchair five bucks. He said, “Thanks, I am a lawyer waiting for my ride to get back to my office.” WOW. Who admits that unprompted on TV?
Luann, Heather and Bethenny meet for lunch. Heather says she is overdressed because she just did GMA were she did sort of a practice Shark Tank sort of thing and gave business advice. You can see the steam coming out of Bethenny’s ears as she mocks it both to Heather’s face and in her talking head. Then she orders a drink.
They show a flashback scene of Ramona and Heather and Dorinda somewhere chatting from a previous episode and I swear that looks like the “stolen dress.” Allegedly. The conversation theme is that Bethenny and Ramona hate each other. Bethenny is irked by Heather. Everything Heather says is a big ass deal to Bethenny. I think she is competitive about Heather’s very successful business. That is supposed to be Bethenny’s storyline. Bethenny rambles on dramatically and includes the phrase “braiding each others’ pussy hair.” Because, Bethenny.
Every scene in this episode has involved food. Not that I am complaining, but it’s a fact. Luann and KELLY CRAZYPANTS BENSIMON are at a restaurant. WTF? It’s a girl’s night and everyone is invited including Bethenny. Luann just so happened to run into Kelly is the storyline. No one believes that. This is an everyone has the script except Bethenny. Bethenny skips the table of girls and goes straight to the bar to order a drink. Carole is having some sort of mid-life crisis dressing like she is 20 and dating like a cougar. Speaking of cougar’s Sonja has spotted some fresh meat.
Luann goes to the bar to talk to Bethenny who is pissed. She is pissed with Luann for not giving her a heads up. Bethenny is dresses like a slut. This is a huge pickup bar and everyone is finding someone to hook up with. Ramona flirted with a ton of people.
John walks into the pickup bar without Dorinda! Why wasn’t Dorinda invited to the girl’s night?
Next Week: Ramona is dating again. Carole is hot for the boy chef. And Heather tells Bethenny that Kristen was upset she was not invite to something of Bethenny’s. Dorinda and John fight.
Mario on Grindr = Ericzku on the next flight to LaGuardia. Because HOT.
It’s a good thing he isn’t; I could end up really embarassing myself.
Really? He’s so 80’s with his Magnum PI chest hair and Baywatch curly mullet. I imagine him shirtless, in front of a fire, in saggy, stained tighty-whiteys laying on a bear skinned rug.
Yeah, I like hair on my man, too. I don’t want a little hairless boy. Magnum PI a very sexy, good looking man.
Mario is Daddy-O sexy. I’d hit it & quit it. The End.
Give me a hairy man any day! Love it. So tired of the shaved chest craze.
I’m for the hairy mens too.
It’s not the hair… im not into shaved mens. Its the 70s-80s creepy vibe I get. I imagine him to drive a van with curtains.
So, apparently I am the only woman posting who finds Mario quite attractive 🙂
I think he is attractive. But to me he has the used car salesman thing going on.
On Thu, Apr 23, 2015 at 5:56 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Cosign on lovin a hairy chest!
Wow! Ramona and Bethenny. The Clash of the Titans! I don’t know which one I’m rooting for. They’re both irritating the shit out of me. And they both blow things out of proportion and can’t control their mouths. So, they’re both perfect for this show.
The only winners in this are the other Housewives, because apparently Bethenny and Ramona treat them like the children in a divorce, with both sides trying to buy their love and devotion with fabulous parting gifts.
We also need to collectively pull our resources and buy LuAnn’s coat for Tamara.
i would love to be a cheerleader for bethany but i just can’t, because she is a cunt. she is so nasty to everyone and i cannot for the life of me imagine how her husband even put up with her. how does she has a successful business being so damn nasty to everyone she comes in contact with. luann seems to have less of a stick up her ass and that is nice. ramona is still crazy, but now an almost sweet wounded crazy. i do feel for her. i love carole, she is who she is and she makes no bones about it. sonja just freaks my shit out, she it getting so skanky. kristen was absent this week, which was oddly nice, i usually don’t mind her but hey, i almost didn’t notice. now that dorinda, she is a poser. i can’t figure her out, her voice and her hair annoy the shit out of me.
I hear you. She’s too envious of everyone. It’s uncomfortable to watch.
“luann seems to have less of a stick up her ass ”
The operative word here being “less”? I’m thinking she has more like a wooden chopstick up there instead of the bamboo tomato stake she sported in previous seasons.
Lmao!
I missed the part where she asked the guy to check her coat but so far I’m really liking Dorinda (including her voice & her hair – especially the look when she had on the schoolgirl type shift w/the sunglasses pushed back like a headband. The dress was a bit too short but loved that hair).
A little out of off topic TT BUT WILL YOU BE RECAPPING THE BRUCE JENNER INTERVIEW?!
bethenny really is insufferable. Such a catty, insecure, neurotic woman. Looking forward to the heather/bethenny showdown this season. Hope Heather comes out on top!
God thank you! I echo that, Bethany is just horrible and I’d shove her swag up her butt. Andy, why oh why????
But remember Heather’s first season how EVERYONE complained that she talks too much. I hate people who talk too much. It’s annoying. Miss Fame from Drag Race seems to have the same problem. So I can understand Bethenny’s dismissal of Heather.
I admire Bethenny and have to keep checking myself if I’m angered by her comment because I’m jealous or… I dunno. So confused by her!
Was shocked at how present Ramona was in her talk with LuAnne. I hate when these housewives just yell & leave. Can’t believe how nice Ramona is. No screen time for Kelly. That was awesome!!!
I don’t remember that but it wouldn’t surprise me. I really didn’t like Heather at all until tonight. I can’t stand people who talk too much either. Exhibit A: Bethenny.
I hate Kelly so much! While they were running reruns I had to change the channel when Kelly’s scenes came up. If anyone can make me like Bethenney again, it’s Kelly fucking Bensimon. She’s the worst.
I skipped the show all together because Kelly fucking Benisome was going to be on. I really hate her too.
She was a CuntSatchel before TT invented CuntSatchel. (You might consider registering the term TT, and putting it on a T-Shirt before Nene steals it)
My money is on Heather. Remember how well she handled Ramona, in her first season? She doesn’t go batshit-Bethenny crazy while putting whoever in their place. (except a little bit, with that girl at Luann’s house last season).
I really liked Bethenny when she was looking to have it all, but after seeing how she treated Jason’s parents, it was all downhill from there. She’s everything you wrote + more. Heather always rubbed me the wrong way but this season with her being filmed with Bethenny, I’m seeing her in a whole new light. I’m rooting for Heather 100%.
I agree, she seems so unnatural and always product placing her products that everyone know about. We also like the under dog. I even like Phadra more now that she is going thru it, and unable to fake her perfect southern bell persona.
I literally just watched this episode and don’t remember if Kristen was in it at all!!? Dorinda wasnt invited to the lounge because it is a single’s type place I guess for hook ups? Weird. I’d be sad to be left out of a girls night just because I’m married; dammit I’m a good wing-woman!
she isn’t married to him. he is supposed to be her boyfriend, yet he was there…
I used to like Bethenny…I really thought the braiding pussy hair was unnecessary. It kinda comes off that she’s trying to be funny / be noticed? It seems Bethenny is the hard to get along or please type that no matter what she’s gonna bitch and complain. Dorinda I’m not sure about her but the way she treated John I couldn’t blame him for not inviting her to the bar she makes everything a huge deal!! Ramona can be a pain but I feel sorry for her because I believe she was all about Mario and I agree with Luann everyone saw it coming but Ramona. Then again Ramona could’ve been in denial? Luann is quite hot to trot with the men! Sonja is too but hey they’re single in the big city! I like Heather! Oh yeah I don’t miss Aviva or her slimey father LOL
Good analysis of Bethenny. Just my guess, but I also think she has to be the funniest. I know people like her; they are always setting up their next one-liner, so they’re not listening very closely to the other person. She is very clever, but I can’t imagine her appreciating someone else who’s very clever, too. JMO
MariAnne-
Well said! I really agree with your assessment of Bethenny here.
Excellent observations. Just don’t give a shit about Ramona.
From the sounds of Bethenny’s new vocabulary, I do believe she’s been hanging around with a gang of teenage boys. She thinks she’s coming off as “cool” but she’s coming off like an idiot.
LuAnn just showed Stassi how one properly models and sells a statement necklace. Step one: wear a statement necklace.
LOL!!! this comment made my freaking day!
My sympathy for Ramona dwindles with each fake whisper cry.
Gawd Bethenny is annoyingly verbose & she speaks soooo fast. I swear she has the speech rhythm of a crack head that’s trying to convince you that they haven’t stolen anything.
Lmao. All the comments are making me lol tonight. Keep em coming!
Oh my that’s a good one UF!!! They do speak like they’re in a hurry like the next word might be their last!!!
That’s hilarious. If she starts speaking any faster, I will need captions.
So according to Ramona, Mario cheating is better than him coming out as gay?
He is a fox. 😉
If my ex had left me for a man we could be friends. Otherwise it’s disrespectful and cruel to have an affair. (Yes, screwing around and being your true self are very different. I find the latter acceptable.)
I agree on this point. Didn’t this happen to a celebrity? Fran Drescher? Trading you in for a younger, tighter model is worse than coming out prefering a different gender, in my opinion.
Yes, in one instance he found another women worth leaving you for, on the other there’s no woman, including you, that could have made him stay.
Agree! Ramona sounded daft for that comment in every way possible, no matter how she meant it.
I agree, Shay. As hard as it would be, leaving me for a man would mean my husband had had an epiphany of sorts. Leaving me for another woman would be a complete rejection.
Why is Mario on any dating website? What happened to Kasey?
Personally…..having your husband leave you to bat for the otherside …Now that would be an EGO BUSTER that wouldn’t quit !! That’s just my opinion LOL
I don’t think Ramona knew that Grindr was a dating site for gay guys? The name makes it sound like a gross dating site (which it is) that could apply to anyone.
I’m loving Bethenny, Sonja, Ramona and the Countess! It feels so refreshing like the first few seasons! Everyone is their usual self. The usual ridiculous NYC issues are popping up week after week. This week, dress borrowing etiquette was brought up. Remember that episode where it was revealed that Ramona bars her designers from letting other housewives borrow from them, specifically Luann?!?! And Alex said Luann was a “thug in a cocktail dress”. lol lol
Ramona asked Luann, “What’so the other one? What’s the gay site called?” Then she said , “Maybe if he was on Grindr, that would bother me
She knew what she was saying.
Ah ok. It doesn’t matter though. If I were dating a guy and he ended up being straight, that would really hurt me too; more so if he was just off with other guys.
Maybe it’s one thing for her to realize he wants a different woman. It’s entirely another thing when it turns out that he actually prefers totally different equipment. (I mean, she went on and on publicly that their sex life was fabulous HOT.)
With sexual orientation determined at birth, to keep your preference from a partner––any partner––is a very, very deep lie. I wouldn’t read into her comment as a slam against gay love.
Whoops, meant to nest this in Reply to Michael … ergh
Yeah I wasn’t trying to infer it as a slam. It just read that way. Ramona is not the brightest, so it wouldn’t surprise me if she got Tinder and Grindr confused like J.D. said above.
Agreed, I was thinking later, it wouldn’t surprise me one whit if truly offensive things rolled off her tongue re: the idea of her husband playing for the other team.
Most women would be more offended if their significant other turned out to be gay and completely unattractive to them. As a gay man, this is nothing to be offended about. A lot of women unfortunately go through this.
I think being married to Ramona would be much like being married to Bethenny.
I have made my mind up about Dorinda. She is a bitch. As soon as she got her bloody mary in the Hampton’s restaurant, she commanded “more worcestershire sauce, right now, and salt”. She was obnoxious at lunch with her homely John.
I loved Bethenny’s Hampton’s house. It looked like it was decorated to go well with her Skinny Girl labels. I also thought it looked like Ramona was wearing the dress “borrowed” then lost in one of the secondary screen shots.
It would be nice to see one of these single women get with a man near their own age that doesn’t look like a toad. I always thought Jacques was not well suited for Luann either.
As a huge bloody marry fan, I have to support her on that one. My BMs always need more worcestershire sauce and tobassco.
Mine also, and I drink them fast, like Dorinda. I just didn’t like her way of speaking to the bartender as if stop what you are doing and take care of me.
Yeah that is true. Why do they make BM to pander to the pussies? People who just want vodka and tomato juice. Bleh.
What about making the random black guy take her coat? OMG!
Hmmm…”Bloody marry”. Is that what Ramona and Mario had?
Yeah, Dorinda really isn’t very pleasant. Her boyfriend could be the ugliest creature on planet earth, but she’s verbally abusive. Unnecessarily so.
That whole lunch scene made my skin crawl. She didn’t seem to want to kiss him. I guess she just wants free dry cleaning and $10,000 dresses.
Then again, him talking on the phone in the restaurant was an asshole move. Rude to Dorinda and rude to every other diner in the place! He doesn’t know that’s what texting is for? Then he’s only rude to his lunch partner.
Her boyfriend reminds me of Kim’s (RHOBH) ex-boyfriend Ken.
He reminds me of juicy joe
I agree 100% about Dorinda! She’s way too haughty and pretentious for my taste.
Am I the only one it bugged that Bethany even had to bring up the dress? I get it. She was irritated with Ramona but it looked tacky on Bethany’s part I thought. It felt a little like grasping for gossip to share about Ramona. #shade
Luann brought up the dress story to everyone. It was an incident Bethenny had shared with Luann sometime prior. Luann told it to everyone as it may be the reason Bethenny was not so nice to Ramona, when some one brought up that subject.
As a lady (meaning I have lots of people to answer to if am Rude), Bethany is disgusting!
Bethenny probably just forgot about Kristen, as we all do. That chick is sooooo boring.
YES! I hope B reads this post and uses it at the reunion. Ultinate shutdown. Oops sorry, forgot you were cast as a housewife this season. I thought you were a FoH. My bad.
It is to her credit, that Kristen doesn’t belong on a reality show. I do love seeing what she wears.
Calling that event at Bethenny’s a brunch is a stretch. It was a product placement event that showed how desperate she is to keep the Skinny Girl brand in the public eye (even that ridiculous slutwear he had on at the bar was Skinny Girl shapewear).. But she is trying way, way too hard trying to be the poor little victim who is just working so hard to put food on her table. I can only hope the reason we haven’t seen Brynn is Jason refuses to allow Bethenny to pimp out the little girl in an effort to sell more crap.
Ramona is strangely likable to me this season (with the exception of Brunchgate).It’s almost as if she can relax, now that her big secret is out. She’s still Crazy Eyes, but she’s a more relaxed crazy eyes. But she was spot on when she said Bethenny was going through a ton of crap…because Bethenny is behaving pretty rudely even for her.
Karen D.
I so agree with you. The product placement shit was over the top.
Bethenny, honey, we ALL know about Skinny Girl. Give it a rest.
I’m getting a sex in the city vibe this year. Sonya is Samantha,Luann is Carrie and Bethany is Miranda. I don’t guess anyone sweet enough to be Charlotte.
Sonja is no Samantha! Samantha wasn’t a sloppy drunk.
No just the sluty part with the younger men
Did anyone notice when Bethany told her contractor and the other guy, “I’m the only woman on the project now.”
Was she referring to Jason? Was that a hidden dig?
Correction: “I’m the only woman on this project this time.”
Definitely.
I’m not loving Dorinda, We have enough pretentious bitches on the show as it is.
I’m guessing that the young fresh meat at the bar was all planted for the Cougar storyline. Especially when I hear that they stick around into the season with a few of the ladies.
Anyone else find it funny that 6 of the 8 housewives are single ? Anyone else think it was funny hearing Ramona talking about ” all these men are coming up to her “. Though we only saw a clip of her going up to a guy. Cute. Edit.
As for Dorinda…don’t like her after this episode. Too entitled. I would have been pissed if she was that rude to someone I was talking to on the phone. So entitled. Telling that poor guy to check her coat. Entitled. Next week we probably see more of the same with her. Personally, I think we the audience should feel entitled to see a more entertaining episode. Maybe having 8 “housewives”, will enable the public to find 1 or 2 that they will enjoy enough to tune in for. Oh hell, what am I talking about, TRH is apparently an addiction and we will all be there for the long haul. The only real worthy part of the process, is coming here to talk about how much we hate the shows. 🙂
How many are single because of this show, I wonder…
As for Dorinda the not-so-good witch, I don’t blame her for asking her man not to take calls during lunch. He could have excused himself and returned the call away from the table.
HOWEVER, asking a random black man to check her coat because he was wearing a white shirt?? was downright obnoxious. Will hold out on the racist tone of that exchange for now, but seriously, Dorinda? She would’ve checked it when she came in if she hadn’t wanted to show it off to the dining room first.
She’s definitely getting a bitch edit. And so soon!
It was so interesting how she blamed her mistake on the color of his shirt. As if his poor fashion choice was to blame for her obvious … misstep.
I’ve been hesitant to say it because it’s about someones kid but Dorinda’s daughter in the first episode – ick. She was entitled with a capital E and self absorbed. I couldn’t stand it.
Dorinda also said she gave $ to a guy in a wheelchair thinking he was homeless turns out he was a lawyer LOL! What a bitch
Strange, I stopped watching RHONY because of Bethany, I forgot how utterly disgusting and crude she is. If she’s trying to shock, it’s working, I’m shocked she’s back on my TV.
RE: “Bethenny rambles on dramatically and includes the phrase “braiding each others’ pussy hair.” Because, Bethenny.” B was channeling Brandi with that comment.
Weren’t there numerous ball references in the contractor scene? I’m by no means a prude, but she’s too out there on the crude branch. She’s screaming LOOK AT ME!
I think Bethenny’s going all in on her bitchy, biting wit schtick to overcompensate for not being herself on her talk show. I never understood why they wanted to portray Bethenny as this cheery girl’s girl, with a hot pink set and “Calling All My Girls” theme song. I wish they’d let the real Bethenny host her talk show! Instead of making her pretend to be Ellen Jr.
Kristen is very forgettable. I forgot about her until Heather brought her up.
I used to really like this show. It’s been several seasons since I watched. Did watch last night – wasn’t really impressed. Bethenny’s Hampton house is lovely, but it did look a bit like a Skinny Girl distribution center.
I am part of a group of women that are part of a group that relates us due to our children going to the same school, soccer practices etc etc. Anyway one mom started a brunch group. Its a fancy name for getting out of the house one weekend every few weeks with your family to spend time with girls and get drunk. Lo . Well eat also. One of the moms hated another mom and started her own. There is dueling brunches For the bitches that brunch. It is totally rediculous. I try not to stay in the middle but found this episode hilarious because I have lived simular. Although these ladies seem like much more fun.
Loved this episode. Happy NY is back. Dorine and Kristen are boring and add nothing.
Omg real life brunch battle? That’s hilarious…
Yes Real Housewives. I mean real ones. Its insane. I go to both and stay on safe topics and enjoy mimosas. Lol.
I love Luann.
Word!
I’m liking Luann too … she seems different this season. Hope it lasts!
Ok. Maybe I went off on Carole a bit considering she spoke maybe 3 times the entire episode, but I can see it coming. Bethenney was super rude to Ramona and to Heather. I’ve always loved Bethenney but this season she just acts like the women are all there to cater to her. Like with Heather, if she doesn’t wanna listen to what you’re saying , she just says it’s not interested and shut up. I tried to imagine myself being spoken to that way and it would’ve real pissed me off. Bethenney gives off south anxiety that it makes me tense just watching her. She over reacted to Ramona and was really nasty, I thought. Prior to Them having it out, Bethenney had already taken several digs at Ramona , which I thought she handled pretty well. I think the other women agreed that Bethenney was at fault but they had to go to the new girl’s skinny girl ad party.
Dorinda was so rude at lunch! I couldn’t believe her actually being rude to the person who called her BF – the poor guy just innocently called, and who does she think she is? The queen? And to ask the random guy to take her coat? Also, am I crazy, or did she actually say “Can you take my PET and check it?” I rewound it…she’s so freaking rude. And giving an attorney in a wheelchair $5… Mind bottling. Does he take care of Dorinda financially? He must like abuse.
Sonja just irks me… Delusional. Am I the only one that thinks she looks ridiculous trying to be sexy on that kid’s lap? Cougars can be sexy but then there’s a point of just pathetic. If I saw that in person I would have LOL’d at her sexy hair shake.
And yes, really Bethenny – saying braid their pussy hair? Nothing wrong with a dirty joke, but she’s just overreaching trying to be shocking. It comes off as rude. She seems so jealous of Heather on MSNBC. She immediately rags on the show Heather was on… Just plain rude. How about “oh great Heather, that sounds like good exposure!” But no… She’s just so damn bitchy and always has a miserable expression on her face like someone pissed on her parade. Oh, poor her. It’s hard having millions and and running her “international corporation” from an SUV. Reality check, B. I’ll trade for your probs. hubby included!
Rant over.
Your comments crack me up on here. Thank u for the laughs, too much wine yesterday and I needed the humor! My favorite site.
I find Sonja’s behavior embarrassing. She tries too hard. If she would soften up, she would be so much more likeable.
When she was dancing on that kid’s lap, I was wincing. She is a beautiful woman. But for some reason, she thinks coming off as this over-sexed cougar is hot. It’s not.
Oh, sorry after my tirade — did you see Ramona’s crazy eyes in her talking head? I thought they were going to pop out of her head.
Yes haha. I am so happy her pretty daughter did not get those eyes.
Yup, Crazy Eyes Are Baaaaaackkk!
Oh Sonja. Why must she lay all over men she just met and act like she has been on a diet all year and finally gets her hands on a jjuicy burger. I wish she would tone it down a bit. I learned in grade school to never throw yiurself at a man. She must be very demanding in the bedroom.
Dorinda – EEEEEEEEEEW! Her boyfriend – DOUBLE EEEEEEEEEEW! (ews said like Jimmy Fallon skit character Sara with no “H.”
Yes. I agree. I am not a fan of them. I hage nothing particularly bad to say about them but just do not care for them on this show. She seems a little more NJ housewife to me.
TT I know you are fond of her please do not make me cunt of the week 😉
Oh it did not add what I typed saying I kind of picture her hanging with the two “Kims” from nhny but I guess she couod grown on me. Kristen is so boring.
Ugg my phone is being crazy with typos tonight. Maybe I need to wipe off the screen. Sorry :/
That’s it Jen – NJ housewifey.
I’m love love LOVING Bethenny! So happy to have her and her confessionals back! She usually gets into trouble for her snark on the reunions, but she cracks me up every episode! lol
The “Eating, praying loving… braiding each others’ pussy hair.” LOL LOL LOL
Or even better, her calling the Kelly invitation drama as “Vintage Luann. That was a little slithery!” It reminded me of the time where Bethenny called Luann a snake a a fashion show and said how Jill had told everyone how much she slept around. Go rewatch it. Lisa Rinna actually made her debut on housewives on that episode!!
Hoping I’m allowed to post after my meltdown earlier in the year (and apologies for freaking out. Too many things hitting me at one time and I’m uber protective of my family.) I’m loving NY. It’s very nice to be able to watch trash tv and not see real families getting destroyed, addictions being capitalized upon and feeling sorry for my hot mess girl BG. These ladies are more real than any of them and there is a lot less fabricated drama (although there is some). I hope it continues.
I’m the poster child for meltdowns. I don’t even remember yours. Welcome back!
On Thu, Apr 23, 2015 at 12:02 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Welcome back!
Thanks!!
Choppy Editing Alert- they’re replaying the 3 NY episodes and I have it muted in the background. In the first episode, when meeting Dorinda’s boyfriend, she’s wearing her plaid sleeveless shift and dangly black stone earrings. He’s wearing what I bet is his favorite shirt; violet, untucked button-down.
Fast forward to 3rd episode, Dorinda leaves Hamptons non-brunch in a snit to get back to the city. And once there, she and boyfriend are having the lunch where she gets cranky about his phone use. And viola, they’re back to the same outfits / jewelry from 2 episodes ago.
Why does this amuse me? Why do I care? Yes TT told us this happens but it’s raining and I should be working but I’m … not.
damn IT, voila.
I’m feeling like a ping pong ball. I used to really like Bethenny. Now I’m beginning to find her annoying, as much as I respect what she has accomplished as a businesswoman. My opinion on Ramona is changing weekly. Heather, I’ve never quite made up my mind. I used to get a laugh watching Sonja, but now she just seems so vulgar and pathetic. I’ve gone from liking Luann, to not liking her, and now I love her!
Dorinda is a wild card. I thought I was going to like her episode 1. I saw a less attractive side 2nd episode. I hate the way she speaks to people. The tension during the lunch with her BF was palpable and their PDA battle made my skin crawl. I think someone needs to advise her to not treat people in the public as hired help unless you see a name badge, or you know for sure they’re an employee. I was horrified that she assumed a man without a jacket was some sort of porter for her to hail for assistance!
Luann, Ramona and Bethenny have gorgeous homes in the Hamptons. Loved seeing them!
I think Bethany is trying to please the network. I think in another episode of two she will feel more like herself and not so forced. I really want her and Heather to get along. I think they will in the end but ofcourse it would not be exciting with the two strongest being besties off the bat. Surprising, Heather and Lu end up fighting. Maybe has something to do with Carole dating her neices ex. I know Kristen and Bethany fight too. They shouldn’t as opposites but think Kristen, Carole and Heather made an agreement to stick together. I love Lu but hope she doesn’t turn back into the Countess. Ramona is doing great considering everything. I think she was tired of Sonja being so self absorbed and needed a new friendship right now. Dorinda and Heather also dislike one another. I can see why. Dorinda seems bitchy, protests took much on twitter and tries to act lil she’s someone special. I see her and Sonja being besties, both love themselves! The ladies night out seemed a little fake. I think the young guys were already dating Sonja N Lu. Has anyone else noticed that Sonja and Lu don’t get along because they are afraid the other will sleep with their latest? Sonja taking Luanns sloppy seconds in their backdoor garden was the grossest thing I have saw on these shows. Why is she on here. It really like makes my skin crawl, thinking these other ladies may have to drink after her or kiss her. EW, tooth falls out. Come on Bravo, we deserve someone better to watch! I think in the end I will end up liking Bethany, Heather, Carole and Kristen. I see all the others and Bethany fighting with these three. I hope we don’t have to suffer cougar gate, love to watch dating but not any under 35 dating please! No different than dirty ol men, its dirty ol woman to me. Sorry if I offended anyone. Thanks TT, love all your blogging. Honest and funny!
I didn’t like the comment Carole made about Ramona never being able to fit into her dress either . Someone should tell Carole that when you’re her age and just skinny, it’s not so pretty. She looks soft and old to me. She and the other women are always remarking about how great she looks but I just don’t see it. He face looks older than anyone in the group. Clearly, Carole isn’t lacking in confidence tho, she only hits on children! Uhg! It makes her look ridiculous IMO.
Bethenney is the one who’s needing a double dose of Xanax!
The scene with Dorinda at the resturant asking the nicely dressed black man to check her coat made me furious…. She had the nerve to say “It was thr shirt”… . WHAT???? He was wearing a nice white shirt with a tie….not to mention the rest of the staff there were all in black shirts…. I think she needs to own up and apologize.
Also, why is Sonia on thr show? She is a train wreck, and not like the “good tv” train wreck, the, I can’t even watch this kind of train wreck. She needs some type of help.
Lastly, can keep to think the original premise of the show has been lost for sometime “Real HouseWIVES” , OK, SO they never were all that real, but at least they were wives, now it’s a bunch of middle age divorcees acting like cougars.