Welp! Nothing like putting a spoiler right in the title. That’s genius right there, Ryan Seacrest Productions. If you have missed any Shahs of Sunset episodes, you can get caught up here.
Asa
MJ, Reza and Asa get together to eat and talk about a wedding diet. Asa says she doesn’t diet. Reza wants to lose weight before the wedding. MJ and Asa are not particularly on board. Asifa calls to invite everyone to a Bollywood party. MJ takes a dig at Asa’s weight.
Asifa and Bobby
Are these two full-time cast members? Are we really interested in watching them wash a dog? I wish I had a shower like that to wash Banjo in.
Asifa’s family is practicing Muslim. I believe it must be Ramadan. At any rate her family members are over to break their fast. Asifa does not practice religion at all.
MJ
I think MJ’s dog may have died. There is only one dog left. Julio. Pablo died. So sad. Poor Julio looks lost. GG comes over to comfort her. Pablo is in the FREEZER! OMG. MJ is insistent on showing GG the dead frozen dog. GG is freaking out. I am going to have nightmares. I wish I could fast forward but I am caught up with the show. This is so creepy. I am telling myself this is all fake and the dog is not really in there. They take him to the vet to store him until …..wait for it….. MJ GETS HIM STUFFED!
Mike
Jessica shows up to Mike’s office with the wedding planner and people bearing samples of cakes and flowers. The employees are losing their minds. Jessica wants all white with a few gold accents.
Reza
Reza is going to a therapist to discuss his relationship with a gay couple’s therapist. Reza is not getting enough sex. Reza says they only have sex a couple of times a month. Reza says Adam has a lot of porn on the computer. The therapist says that passion is usually there early in the relationship. Reza says their wedding is 30 days away.
Mike and Reza meet for lunch to try to clear the air. Mike looks like he has a black eye. None of this is mentioned. Actually it looks like he has two black eyes. Mike is pissed off because Reza believes GG and chose her side over his. He also seems to be already disputed the lie detector results that have not even happened yet, saying lie detectors are 100% false. Mike wants Reza to make an effort with Jessica. Reza is not interested. Apparently, giant pizzas are on Reza’s diet.
Vida
MJ, GG and another friend of hers are in very strange attire. I thought they were just inappropriately dressed for the Bollywood party, but apparently the plan is to cheer MJ up with a night of ping-pong and connect for at some strange bar with Vida. I would explain all of this more clearly, but I have no idea what I am watching. Vida claims to be a former ping-pong champion. Vida has brought along special shoes to play ping-pong in. Vida wiped the table with the girls
GG Takes the Lie Detector
The lie detector dude is very odd. Golnesa tells the story everyone was drunk. She left and went to her room. Mike showed up wasted and asked her to come hang out with him. The lie detector dude (LDD) asks, “What did you think he wanted to do with you drunk at 3 in the morning?” GG goes on with the story. Mike “tried to have sex with her.” She remembers she was lying on her back and he got on top of her and she told him to get off of her. He got off of her and she went straight for the door. LDD is like okay, so that was it then? I feel the same way LDD. Did he try to talk you into staying? Golnesa says no. In her talking head GG says it’s obvious she would never get with Mike. However, in season one she seemed to have a crush on him, so it is not really that far-fetched.
She takes the test. One of the questions is between the ages of 20 -30 did you ever lie to anyone for personal gain. She says no. I don’t think that is a very good question. I’m sure I lied to people during that decade in life for my own benefit, but I can’t think of any examples. Did Mike kiss you or touch you while you were in his room? Yes. The last question was during the test did you try to lie to me about any of the questions. You have to answer yes or no. GG did that for every question. Except for this one, where she responds. “LIE….no!” It seemed odd.
LDD guy basically says that the test is kind of inconclusive. The LDD dude said that it is inconclusive because she said No to the question about lying for her benefit the first time and yes the second time. But the first time was from the age of 20-30 and the second time was between the ages of 15-30. He says he was looking for a no to both of them. This guy is a quack. The guy was a total asshole.
Next Week: MJ does a sexy photo shoot for Charlie, Asa does her human art protest about wearing a veil, GG goes to a real polygraph guy. I think I have seen him on other shows. And we have a dinner with everyone including Mike and Jessica where Jessica and all the gang get into an argument.
who cares about this? I don’t understand why GG needs to bring this up NOW. Doesn’t seem like Jessica cares….she’s the only one that matters at this point.
GGI lied about lying to her friends in the past and that’s why her test was inconclusive. I am wondering why the man giving the test didn’t comment about her description of what actually happened between her and Mike. She may have lied about “lying” to her friends but what about what went on in Turkey? This is why lie detector tests are not admissible in court. I don’t think that Mike raped her or even tried to rape her. Yes, I do believe that they were both drunk and that he tried to have sex with her. I also believe that when she said “no”, he stopped. I also agree that it matters only to Jessica who eventually married Mike and that this entire story line is stupid and nonsensical. Mike’s “crew” know that he is a player and that he flirts so what do they care and why treat him like a criminal? GG has run after people with a knife and done awful things in the past so why the sudden protective behavior for their “little sister”? This show has lost any credibility that it may have had (which was scant to begin with). Bravo has jumped the shark so many times lately that I have no respect for any of their shows and all of them have become fictional rather than anything resembling reality.
The lie detector was bullshit. You ask 3 test questions and 10 questions relating to the incident. The questions cannot be leading or unclear.
That test (or what I saw) makes me believe Gigi more than I already did.
Plus you wouldn’t do a real one with cameras in the room and people watching. You must be totally relaxed. Maybe the guy was a dick when it was over because he regretted going along with “scene”. I believe GG too but they should do a legit test!
I actually know a guy who has put dead dogs and cats in his freezer until he had time to bury them, but he’s fucking weird anyway.
That was so gruesome. MJ could hardly hold back the laughter. I think she did it to appear quirky, and funny. It was weird and sick.
Her face looked spooky when she was acting like that.I wouldnt want to eat or drink anything there again or maybe come ver again. Lets meet up elsewhere! G.G. had a good point in saying to show respect to your pet. The other dog looked so worried and pitiful. I didnt like that scene at all. Too macabe.
Mike definitely had a black eye.. Wonder what happened.
Jessica? Drunk Bar Brawl?
On Mon, Apr 20, 2015 at 11:05 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
>
Re: Mikes eyes -dark bags under eyes is a symptom of being up for several days due to coke/meth use
I agree…he seemed like that last season black under the eyes…meth or crack
My sis gets them from working late hours then not sleeping (a nurse) or sage and her son get them from allergies too. Idk just a thought but yes probably crack with Mike.
*she not sage
She not sage I meant
Yes youre right. Also can get from heavy drinking and hypertension and being dark complexion. Happened to a guy I was seeing and he teased me and said I hit him in my sleep. When he went to the doctor they said it was darj circles from high blood pressure. He was pretty heavy and drank alot. Dont think he did coke then but he used to when he was younger so maybe he still did. Its kinda freaky
I believe the story GG is telling. However, I don’t think it was anything worth bring up in front of Jessica unless you want to cause trouble or have a story line that puts the focus of the show on you. Mike made a stupid pass when he was drunk. To me it would have been a big deal if he had done it when he was stone cold sober.
I’d believe her more if she didn’t dress as the girl on the Swiss Miss box for the lie detector test.
Haha! Love the description. It’s all much ado about nothing IMO.
I give GG a pass for the way in which she brought it up at the pool party because Mike was being a total dick to her at the time. He capped his stupid insults by telling her to go fuck herself, which brought up the inevitable “Oh yeah? Well YOU tried!” I’m paraphrasing of course. None of the castmates seemed to catch the orignial insults from Mike so it keeps annoying me that they keep assuming that GG brought it up to Jessica out of the blue.
That was precipitated by GG cutting Mike out of a photo, followed by Mike writing “Bad Pic” over GG’s face in the photo. Just a couple of big babies. Still just BS.
Yes ,I dont feel drunken paases are worth repeating, especially if you were drunk and flirty too. It hasnt happened again; so whats the point. Its not big enough to break up over ,and wouldn’t be for most of us.
I am disturbed by MJ…she really has such a mean girl attitude…like I feel she is such a hater…any ideas why she acts like that??
The story line this season is MJ is jealous of Asa’s relationship with Reza. It’s just like the season when the storyline was MJ was jealous of Lilly’s relationship with Reza.
On Tue, Apr 21, 2015 at 12:05 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
>
Have you seen how her mother behaves? I’ve wondered if she was in love with Reza! When did Reza come out because I’m still trying to understand why they even had sex!
Jumping in before everyones sad dead pet stories. Can I just point out the obvious and say MJ—girl I know what you’re going for with the big is sexy thing, but you can do it with a tasteful wardrobe. Sleeze up something nice, don’t start with trashy and think you’re sprucing it up. Its not working.
All I can say is she is very brave and adventurous!
Raise your hand if you think that Mike works an an office within 10 miles of Rodeo.
I thought Vida was funny! Who would of guessed!
I’m sure I would loathe Vida in real life but the fact that she doesn’t put up with bullshit from any of these people makes her kind of wonderful to me.
Reza – The man who goes to bars and sniffs men’s arm pits goes on TV and berates his partner, calling his porn habits “freaky” and “fetish?” Oh no. No no no no no no.
X, I was counting on you to explain the wardrobe choices for the ping pong games. They seemed to know they were dressed like fools, but I somehow missed why they did that.
On Tue, Apr 21, 2015 at 12:18 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
>
But, but, but I was hoping you could explain that! I thought I missed a part of the show while doing fast forward!
It almost looked like they switched story lines enroute to an event. The Zebra Sausage Casing Jumpsuit and Roller Derby Girl Outfit made no sense whatsoever. And the fact that Vita made no comment whatsoever about the clothing but did have to gig MJ about a shiny nose was strange.
Its a Persian thing.
O.K….since I live in Los Angeles…where the hell does MJ buy all the cray cray ill fitting leggings? I have not seen a single store here selling them….
Tamara-are they product placed from the World of Leggings from last weeks episode? It was so random for that particular shop to be given such extensive air time (and a non blurred out sign), that someone in the production or cast has to have familial ties to the store.
EVERYTHING Is product placement that is paid for on Bravo. EVERYTHING. I remember an episode of RHOA where everyone in every scene was drinking a particular brand of bottled water. That is how Bravo pays the obscene salaries to “talent.”
On Tue, Apr 21, 2015 at 9:35 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
>
The lie detector guy is former secret service and worked for 4 presidents … hmm.
have you been smoking meth?
also, have you read the commenting rules?
On Tue, Apr 21, 2015 at 12:25 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
>
sorry:(
In real life they do talk to you about specific incidents. One of my friends was flunking over illegal drug use. The real reason? She took diet pills (legal) but mentally classified them as speed.. Once they talked about it, she passed with flying colors. He might have been an ass but he wasn’t out of bounds. It’s part of the process. Shopping for results makes me think that Gigi has buyers remorse. At that hour she clearly knew what was up…in my opinion anyhow….Mike is obviously just as big a douche as stated here repeatedly, but it sure looks like GiGi is desperate for attention.
Wait, whut? Someone on a reality show is desperate for attention?!
On Tue, Apr 21, 2015 at 12:40 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
>
LOL. Attention? Never!!!!
haha. Touche. I’ll go sit in the corner with my Capt Obvious t-shirt… 🙂
Mike acted like most drunk guys at 3 AM. She had no business going to his room, that was foolish, almost looks like she was expecting some intimacy, then got cold feet. She knew he had a girlfriend.
That business about him thinking of her as a little sister was a number of years ago. Many guys marry their buddies little sister, after they get older.
I do not think Mike tried to rape GG. Mike most likely made a pass at her but was so shit faced he does not remember what happened (blackout drinking). I am sorry but screaming at the top of ones lungs at a party “you tried to fuck me bitch” is excessive. I think after it became apparent to the crew that everyone knew about GG’s accusation, except for Mike, I do not think it unreasonable for someone to give him a heads up.
Totally useless information – the lie detector was invented by the same man who created Wonder Woman-and he had VERY interesting home life – lived with two women in an apparent polyamorous relationship – after his death the ladies continued to live together and raise their children, both from the good Dr.William Marston
Xanadude, I actually find your info fascinating! I’m pretty new to discovering this blog but have already learned a lot here! Thanks for sharing!
That’s not what Wikipedia says.
“The polygraph was invented in 1921 by John Augustus Larson, a medical student at the University of California at Berkeley and a police officer of the Berkeley Police Department in Berkeley, California.”
Go read on marston…he took larson’s invention and expanded on it Per wikipedia who you may want to take with a grain of salt. I’ve updated a few myself
DJFL, it seems if you read further in Wikipedia that both Xanadude and theresa are also right. There were several people including Marston who were involved in the invention of the polygraph prior to Larson. Marston’s device was invented between 1915 and 1917 where he showed a strong positive correlation between systolic blood pressure and lying. There was also documentation of him working with the pneumograph. Larson and the police officer put the blood pressure and breathing devices together and was first applied in law enforcement by Berkley Police Department in 1921. Then Keeler updated the device by making it portable with an addition of a galvanized skin response in 1939 and sold it to the FBI which became the prototype for the modern polygraph. The list of people who have improved it goes on and on. So who’s to say which contribution was the most valuable or the defining moment of the invention of the polygraph.
After typing all that my point was even with GG taking a polygraph test and getting an inconclusive result is not the defining moment for this situation. This test is still up to human interpretation and is not infallible. Who knows if the story is true or not and with the polygraph tester she had, we definitely won’t know.
This is way more common than people think.
On Tue, Apr 21, 2015 at 1:00 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
>
TT, What’s way more common?
polyamorous relationships.
Ooohhh. Got it. Thanks.
Okay, this is random but it does have to do with this show in particular. After watching each episode of shahs I have this overwhelming urge to go out & spend my life savings on gold jewelry. This urge passes quickly when I check my bank balance, but I feel the need to be draped in gold after watching. Am I alone in this ridiculous famtasy?
Yes! Some episodes make me want to shower after watching!
Hey I.Just.Can’t I understand completely! I love the gold too! I’ve inherited a lot of mine (from the Middle East) and I’d love to have more, much much more (!) especially after an episode of the show, but alas!! Currently, my funds don’t allow me the luxury either.
No – I don’t know if it’s the lighting or if they are wearing super yellow gold, but the way it catches your eyes and the intoxicating clink of bangles is delicious.
I’m the same way! I think I like all the gold on them with their skin tones than on me, I’m kind of washed-out and pale. It looks gorgeous on Asa and I have to say even on GG though I cannot stand her sometimes. She wears a beautiful disc around her neck.
The lie detector guy seemed annoyed by GG for some reason then he shuffled her out really quickly!! His behavior was odd!
Yes…he was kind of a dick to her-like shooing her out of office “It’s over”.
My thought is that he wasn’t going to be manipulated into giving GG the result she wanted. Personally, I liked seeing someone give GG the old heave-ho, see-ya-later.
Pretty sure it was because she was shopping for the result she wanted. And he wasn’t buying that. It’s one thing if it’s a lifestyle poly and it goes on for hours…this is a simple are you lying about the situation you have described to your friends. Yes. No. And inconclusive results are also pretty typical. As is “practicing” for the test. As is medicating to slow your breathing…Her answer at the end “Lying? No!” was (as TT already said) weird. And likely an involuntary reaction to the fact that she has probably grossly overstated the situation and made a mountain out of a mole hill. I honestly heard “Lying? No! But I am making it more than it was!” And i think she knew what she was in for and was happy to get laid by her “hero” Mike. Who said no is up for debate. Or maybe he couldn’t get it up? Who the hell knows but I do no that she wasn’t a delicate little flower going into the lion den…. Meh. It’s amusing to me that I’m even weighing in on this because I honestly think they are all ridiculous…but it’s brain candy. No deep thinking involved after a full day of thinking deep thoughts I guess! 😉
Kinda anti-climatic isn’t it? She was so very sure!! Honestly I understand why Jessica doesn’t like this group! Not one of them even Asa seems sincere! I’m glad she tells them off next week!
OK… this is twisted. I hope they don’t go on diets because I love looking at all the food on the show, especially last night. Asa was making hummus…. my favorite!!!
I can’t imagine them having any self-control, but we’ll see! I’ve never made hummus, from scratch. It looked delicious.
I think what happened between Mike and GG, occurs more often then we all care to admit….drunk…comfortable with the other person….lonely… vulnerable etc…Who CARES???!!! Next morning you can be grossed out, embarassed, dont remember but it definitely does not warrant GG’s behavior which at first would make it seem like Mike held her down and tried to rape her!!! She needs to read up on what is happening to women in the Middle East and India so as to put it in perspective.
It’s so stupid as a story line….I d rather watch a dead dog being washed in a shower then follow the story line that would be a big deal if they were 15 years old away on a school trip!
JennB – you have hit the nail on the head! Drunk almost sexy-time between two life-long friends where you went to his room in the middle of the night and nothing actually happened is not the stuff that storylines are made of. GiGi is full of shit and apparently Jessica . . . God bless her plastic face soul . . . doesn’t seem to give a shit. OMG, SHE’S A WIFE!!!!!! Which is more than we can say about knife-naming psycho, Gigi. Ain’t nobody trying to marry up with her loco ass.
Ding, ding, ding! Thank you, JennB. Drunk guy at 3 am makes a pass. Who cares?? He stopped when she wanted him too. Other than wanting to ruin his engagement, what is the damn point of this story line. Beyond stupid.
And most guys arent really are friends , unless they find us sexually attractive. Thats why getting drunk and hanging out or crying on their shoulder is risky at best. G G is a very pretty lady and she must know by now the power of her allure on a drunken guy, and with her being drunk as well.
Mike and a few others are being sued by Ray Liotta for using his picture to say he uses the anti-wrinkle cream Nerium, which has been said to be a pyramid scheme. I remember him pushing the cream on twitter and on his facebook. The suit says that he used Liotta’s picture to get people to be distributors under him, having directors and distributors under him make him money like a pyramid. Maybe that is why he is so aggressive and and has bags under his eyes for lack of sleep.
Why didn’t Bravo show us GG leaving Mike’s room, so we could see her behavior/demeanor? How did Mike/GG get away without being on camera IN Mike’s room?
I wondered that too, unless the Bravo crew figured they were done for the night…if they had stuck around they might have caught an upset GG coming out of his room. Then again this footage might be on the cutting room floor.
They don’t follow these people 24/7. That 3 am footage may have been from a security cam.
On Tue, Apr 21, 2015 at 4:24 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
>
What the Hell was that get-up GG had on? Was she supposed to be farmhgirl Heidi just come to the city looking all innocent? I had to turn it off when they started talking about the dead dog in the freezer. Ewwww. It’s bad enough that he died, but that was tooooooooooooo much.
I was disturbed by what they wore to the bar. I was looking to see if others there had on similar attire in an attempt to understand their dubious fashion choices.
Is it just me or does it look like Ashifa had some work done on her face when they show her talking head scenes? I’m not great at guessing which part of faces have been worked on, but she seemed to look so different in them last night. Maybe her nose? Maybe just different, sculpting shading makeup. Curious if anyone else thought that??
GG’s storyline with Mike has no rhyme or reason. I don’t understand her motive, her intent, or what she wants the final result to be from bringing this up. Waste of time. Waste of tears. Grow up and move on.
^^^ this.
I totally agree with this…she’s doing it for a story line…and it’s ridiculous…she’s ruining a friendship for fame
The key word in your post is “storyline.” Without the attempted fucking and her new RA diagnosis, what’s she bringing to the table except that little sourpuss whiny ass persona? Yawwwn. I’d like to just pinch her head off. LOL
Ok MJ being really sad about her dog that I get. I can even maybe understand you went to a really dark place and put your dog in the freezer to decide about taxidermy. But what the hell chasing your friend around the apt trying to show them your dead dog with some kind of a smile on your face. That girl is some kind of loony. I also would not be asking for any ice for my cocktails at her house just saying.
Disgusting. I would never entertain the thought of ever again eating any of that delicious food she likes to whip up. “Nooooo. Not hungry, thank yew, Jeffrey Dawmer of canines.”
GG is not a teen what did she think a man might expect May be happening when you go back to his hotel room at 3:00am after you sat there and let him play with your g string at the table. I’m not saying that women are expected to give up the goodies just make better decisions. We know he is a dog so why go to his room if you are his girlfriends friend. Did you think you were gonna play checkers?
What I found interesting in that clip they showed at the bar in Turkey, Mike said to the table “ha ha I just snapped her thong” and well, GG just laughed.That is kind of telling.
I had a feeling what went down wasn’t very serious, because although the folks at Bravo have no morals, if a cast mate actually raped another one on a trip they were filming, they would not be inviting him to the club house. They might even chose not to air the season in such extreme and unsavory circumstances.