Welp! Nothing like putting a spoiler right in the title. That’s genius right there, Ryan Seacrest Productions. If you have missed any Shahs of Sunset episodes, you can get caught up here.
MJ, Reza and Asa get together to eat and talk about a wedding diet. Asa says she doesn’t diet. Reza wants to lose weight before the wedding. MJ and Asa are not particularly on board. Asifa calls to invite everyone to a Bollywood party. MJ takes a dig at Asa’s weight.
Asifa and Bobby
Are these two full-time cast members? Are we really interested in watching them wash a dog? I wish I had a shower like that to wash Banjo in.
Asifa’s family is practicing Muslim. I believe it must be Ramadan. At any rate her family members are over to break their fast. Asifa does not practice religion at all.
I think MJ’s dog may have died. There is only one dog left. Julio. Pablo died. So sad. Poor Julio looks lost. GG comes over to comfort her. Pablo is in the FREEZER! OMG. MJ is insistent on showing GG the dead frozen dog. GG is freaking out. I am going to have nightmares. I wish I could fast forward but I am caught up with the show. This is so creepy. I am telling myself this is all fake and the dog is not really in there. They take him to the vet to store him until …..wait for it….. MJ GETS HIM STUFFED!
Jessica shows up to Mike’s office with the wedding planner and people bearing samples of cakes and flowers. The employees are losing their minds. Jessica wants all white with a few gold accents.
Reza is going to a therapist to discuss his relationship with a gay couple’s therapist. Reza is not getting enough sex. Reza says they only have sex a couple of times a month. Reza says Adam has a lot of porn on the computer. The therapist says that passion is usually there early in the relationship. Reza says their wedding is 30 days away.
Mike and Reza meet for lunch to try to clear the air. Mike looks like he has a black eye. None of this is mentioned. Actually it looks like he has two black eyes. Mike is pissed off because Reza believes GG and chose her side over his. He also seems to be already disputed the lie detector results that have not even happened yet, saying lie detectors are 100% false. Mike wants Reza to make an effort with Jessica. Reza is not interested. Apparently, giant pizzas are on Reza’s diet.
MJ, GG and another friend of hers are in very strange attire. I thought they were just inappropriately dressed for the Bollywood party, but apparently the plan is to cheer MJ up with a night of ping-pong and connect for at some strange bar with Vida. I would explain all of this more clearly, but I have no idea what I am watching. Vida claims to be a former ping-pong champion. Vida has brought along special shoes to play ping-pong in. Vida wiped the table with the girls
GG Takes the Lie Detector
The lie detector dude is very odd. Golnesa tells the story everyone was drunk. She left and went to her room. Mike showed up wasted and asked her to come hang out with him. The lie detector dude (LDD) asks, “What did you think he wanted to do with you drunk at 3 in the morning?” GG goes on with the story. Mike “tried to have sex with her.” She remembers she was lying on her back and he got on top of her and she told him to get off of her. He got off of her and she went straight for the door. LDD is like okay, so that was it then? I feel the same way LDD. Did he try to talk you into staying? Golnesa says no. In her talking head GG says it’s obvious she would never get with Mike. However, in season one she seemed to have a crush on him, so it is not really that far-fetched.
She takes the test. One of the questions is between the ages of 20 -30 did you ever lie to anyone for personal gain. She says no. I don’t think that is a very good question. I’m sure I lied to people during that decade in life for my own benefit, but I can’t think of any examples. Did Mike kiss you or touch you while you were in his room? Yes. The last question was during the test did you try to lie to me about any of the questions. You have to answer yes or no. GG did that for every question. Except for this one, where she responds. “LIE….no!” It seemed odd.
LDD guy basically says that the test is kind of inconclusive. The LDD dude said that it is inconclusive because she said No to the question about lying for her benefit the first time and yes the second time. But the first time was from the age of 20-30 and the second time was between the ages of 15-30. He says he was looking for a no to both of them. This guy is a quack. The guy was a total asshole.
Next Week: MJ does a sexy photo shoot for Charlie, Asa does her human art protest about wearing a veil, GG goes to a real polygraph guy. I think I have seen him on other shows. And we have a dinner with everyone including Mike and Jessica where Jessica and all the gang get into an argument.