Lots of discussion about Bethenny being “homeless.” Ramona looks good.
They showed a clip of Kim reading a text from Lisa Rinna that really didn’t say anything worse than she has already said. There is an ominious “You better be careful or I will fuck you up! Stop telling lies.”
There is a crazy clip from next week when Bethenny and Ramona are talking outside with a white picket fence between them. Ramona is clearly off her meds and treating Bethenny like she is the crazy one. It looks fantastic!
Andy talks to Ramona about her behavior on the reunion. Ramona says she was very offensive. Andy accurately corrects her saying she was defensive. Ramona wrongly corrects Andy and incorrectly defines both defensive and offensive. Andy just smiles and nods and says “Oh sweetie” quietly inside his head. A couple of people in the clubhouse are laughing loud. Andy forges ahead saying she would not answer any of his questions about Mario and as stonewalling him.
Now he wants to know what was going on. She says that she was in a very precarious situation with her husband. He told her she was not allowed to speak about their relationship. She said she had gone on Bethenny’s show and spoken about their relationship and he got really angry. He said if she does then they can’t be together. She really wanted her marriage to work out so she complied. She says looking back she was sort of threatened by that and she wishes now she would have just said to Andy that her husband has asked her not to discuss their personal relationship.
Ramona has a book called Life on the Ramona Coaster coming out in July. Everyone asks what she has done to her face, because she looks great. Ramona said nothing. She is just finally happy.
A caller tries to ask Ramona what she thought about Patti Stanger’s comments on WWHL recently where she said….And Ramona jumps in right there and stops the caller from repeating it. Patti said she was with Ramona in the Hamptons when Mario was caught cheating. Ramona said that none of that is true. She almost wanted to call her and ask her what the heck she was saying. Ramona says, “I think she is a little bit like Jill and likes to be relevant and impress by using other people.” Wow. It’s true about Patti, but I am shocked that Ramona and Patti are no longer friends. I thought at the time it was very inappropriate of Patti to volunteer the information and to go even farther by suggesting that Ramona and Mario were swingers.
A caller asked Ramona what she thought about Brandi calling her batshit crazy on the Steve Harvey Show recently. Ramona says they actually went to dinner when she was in LA last year and she thought she was a lovely lady. She was very surprised that she would say that. Then Ramona compliments herself telling us all how smart she is and how she put herself through college and she is very entrepreneurial.
Andy asks Christina what she thought about Brandi at the reunion. Ramona blurts out “She has A LOT of injectables!” and Andy said, “Ya think?” in his drippingly sarcastic tone. Ramona immediately regrets saying it.
Poll question was do you think that Ramona has changed for good? 62% No.
I was really expecting this episode to take forever to recap, but there wasn’t very much of interest to report.
Ramona did not have enough pre-show pino. A couple of glasses and it would have been fun.
I don’t recall Ramona & Patti ever being friends. It was Jill & Patti that were buds (& clearly why she’s been on the show several times lately). Other than that, Ramona looks great. I didn’t watch the entire show but I’m curious — did she mention why her voice was so hoarse tonight?
WOW. Jill Zarin wins cunt satchel of the night when there are so many possibilities She just posted the following.
“So true. So jealous of you Patti and very sad. You wonder why he doesn’t want her anymore? RT @pattistanger I am not a liar tweeties and have never ever been one. I was at hamptons party with @Jillzarin and saw Mario cheat. True dat!”
Jill Zarin is a gnat gorging on a shit pile of social media relevancy. #NonMothaFuckingFactor
Jill Zarin’s a “cunt satchel” + “a gnat gorging on a shit pile of social media relevancy”. Just like when news of Ramona’s divorce 1st started leaking — she issued a statement (paraphrasing) “I’m asking you to please respect my privacy, if not for me for my daughter Avery”. Within minutes Zarin tweeted “Mario hit her” & “Mario’s a player, he even hit on me & Bobby had to put him in his place”.
Zarin’s a #NonMothaFuckingFactorCuntSatchel
hahaha Urethra-best comment of the year!
So is Patti Stanger, never could stand her.
Yes Urethra! Why would anyone hit on Jill, let alone Bobby Zarin. Ew!
Jill Who?
Jill is gross. What an awful thing to tweet
Zarin’s a twat.
I never liked Jill and it’s funny to me with all the whackos on these shows, she’s one of the very few to be given the boot. Couldn’t have happened to a better person. Time to get a hobby other than commenting on the show you were fired from.
I can’t stand Jill. She is pathetic and should be embarrassed for how horrible she is. Combine her with Pattie…ukk…just imaging their annpying loud voices having a conversation invokes A migraine. They are awful.
Watch Millionaire Matchmaker and you’ll get that Jill/Patti suicide inducing combo!
I don’t know which one is more annoying. Jill or Patti? And I really don’t like Mill Matchmaker. That woman is all kinds of inappropriate, both with the johns and the hoes (I don’t know what else to call them). Can you effing imagine if they were swingers. A Jill and Patti sammich! Ew! Ewwww! Gag me with a spoon!
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
That is so mean! And not at all a reasonable reaction to what Ramona said. Jill needs to get help.
Ramona looked amazing!
Wow Zarin. Someone take her phone away, please. Everyones’ hashtags are spot on the money.
I like Ramona, although I’m not quite sure why. I know she’s kind of spastic and batshit crazy too, but I think she’s changed for the better. Her eyes don’t look nearly as crazy as they used to, and the eyes are the windows to the soul. Allegedly.
I agree. She’s never looked better. Some of these women sure seem to be delighted her marriage fell apart. Jill zarin is evil. bitter party of one.
I liked Mario. Seemed like a nice guy. Looked like he really liked and admired Ramona, like they were friends. And being her man is probably no easy job. If they were swingers (nobody’s business if so), I’m not surprised. I can imagine the poor dude needed to call in back up every now and again. She looks like she’d be exhausting.
Well girl, the season is still young. I’m not gonna make any judgements on Ramona just yet, but I would be thrilled if we got a “new and improved” Ramona this year. She has always made me mental. But perhaps the cheating scandal has humbled her and will show her as a more sympathetic person.
And by the way, Gingersnap, I just wanted to tell you that I always find your comments spot on! I think we see a lot of the Bravo personalities similarly.
Hmph… I was actually replying to Gingersnaps comment, but for some reason it showed up here.
Thanks Pip…I have a lot of fun at TT’s house, her tea and her style of pouring it, is strangely addicting 🙂
Brandi’s now targeting Ramona on twitter by releasing their text messages and calling her a crackhead.
I saw that, too. But you can delete single messages off of iPhone text threads so it really doesn’t prove anything other than Brandi is a bitter old hag.
So many things wrong with Brand’s tweet about Ramona. It’s deliciously ironic she is going after yet another housewife unprovoked after the reunion episode where she screams at Kyle saying she doesn’t have feuds with tons of housewives.
But mostly for all the years I was teaching I never had social media in my real name (and still don’t) because it’s a public arena. I had students who used the Internet. It would not be appropriate for me to behave the way I do online in a venue where my students could view it. Yet, she is a mother. And she puts in her profiles what a great mother and friend she is. Then her timeline is full of tweets calling other women crackheads, posting their personal texts, ranting about LeAnn Rimes, and discussing her drunken debaucheries. It’s crazy to me.
Meanwhile the evil homewrecking stepmother is talking about camping with the boys on spring break and cooking over a campfire.
On Wed, Apr 8, 2015 at 11:08 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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TT and everybody else that hesitate to talk to me on tweeter, this is exactly why I don’t do social media under my given name. I have an x, I was married once, divorced the asshole twice, and he is still chasing me and my daughters over the internet. We have been to court over some of my kids facebook entry already – them apples are doing everything under their given name, even though I told them many, many times not to. Fuck it.
Then I have students. Then I have my biography published in my country in a couple of history books, so I have to make sure I’m behaving and I will not become unbecoming.
It just seems do obvious to me that the Internet is not the place to put information you don’t want your employer, children, grandmother etc to see.
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Brandi doesn’t care because she feels entitled. That’s what probably makes her a terrible mother.
Totally Tamara. I heard you on that one. To paraphrase one of my favorite vloggers, (don’t worry, I won’t use her name, even though she posts here, and Tamara likes her): Brandi Glaaaaaanville needs to shut the FUCK up!
@serenanyc – The alleged texts are from “Ramina Singer”, not Ramona Singer. Brandi probably faked them just like some people say that Apollo may have faked the texts between Phaedra and Mr. Chocolate.
These women are insane.
Yep.
So many things wrong with Brand’s tweet about Ramona…………
I thought Brandi was the champion of all wives done wrong by their cheatin husbands…. Guess not.
Just so wrong with Brandi, someone kept going on about hurt people hurt people psychoanalysis bs, who cares why she does it but she does. I read her tweet about a meeting with tv execs and hoping its for one of the rehab or her buddy matchmaker patti because I’d bet my life she’s done on RHOBH.
Brandi is a disgrace to other women that were in similar situation. She doesn’t give a damn. She knows the season is over, she is looking how to stay in the tabloids. Remember there is no such a thing as bad/good press. Problems begin when there is no press. Any who, I want Brandi to #getoffmytv
Brandi truly is batsh** crazy. However, I see a lot of comments about her so she is probably desperately trying to stay relevant so she does not get fired
If Any housewife hiked up her skirt and made a big dookie on the ballroom floor we’d be talking about it for quite a long time, but I’m not sure that anyone should do that to stay relevant. Ijs
I have so many problems with the tweets sent out by Patti and Jill last night that I almost forget how irritating Brandi’s are! So many levels of crazy, where to begin? Middle aged women in a Twitter war?! Middle aged woman tweeting to her pal that another woman is “just jealous” (of what, may I ask?) Middle aged woman who is supposed to be in the LOVE business tweeting “ha ha” regarding a cheating spouse?! or Middle aged woman tweeting “True dat?!” Ughhhh….I just can’t!!!!!
Completely agree with you. The “Ha ha” caught my eye too. – Pathetic. Really, matchmaker talking about cheating and divorce? – That’s ha ha for me.
The never been married matchmaker.
So true. It’s like watching an epidemic of women who refuse to act their age.
Every time this, “She’s jealous of so-and-so” shit comes up it makes me crazy, whether it be HWs talking about themselves, about other HWs, or even just commenters on here. NO. That is so juvenile! It’s like the go-to for high school girl fights.
It’s a favorite refrain of the window lickers I keep away from you guys. I’m jealous of Nene, Brandi, Porsha, Phaedra… the list goes on. Followed by I’m a hater. And the window lickers “comment” from morning until night. Just because they want to talk to me. They know their comments are not going through. Except for the handful who don’t seem to understand their comments are not going through. They try it under new names (they have no idea how IP blocks work) etc. It’s funny to me. You’re jealous! And You’re a hater (or more common Your Jealos , You a hatir) is in the retard list of talking points.
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I know! I thought, interesting thought process and verbiage coming from a still single, Middle aged, third generation matchmaker who is all about helping others find love (on TV or for a fee). The pure joy she seemed to tweet with regarding Ramona’s spouse cheating is very telling to why her show sucks enough that it has resorted to having Jill on twice this season.
AGREE 100 percent BH! The “idea” that so and so is jealous comes up as a justification FOR BEHAVIOR blows my mind. I must live in another reality! What is wrong with people? From the beginning, I MIGHT HATE the bitch, but I will be the first to admit regardless that she has great tits, hair, style, whatever.
None of the window lickers realize how hard your job must be. Recapping all this nonsense and doing articles that are MORE interesting and fun than the actual show. #pulitzer-prize-for-tamara. I wish you and Andy could get together so you could make some serious money. Like doing something in conjunction with the Bravo website. I see immense skill and talent on your blog, not just with the writing, but also the social aspect of corralling all the weirdos. My two cents.
WTF is everyone being so nice to me today? I’m dying and no one is telling me aren’t I? I need to go read the trolls rejected comments for clarity.
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I’m so backward on technology that I don’t even have twitter and have never been on it but Karen, you are hilarious. I agree with everything you just said. And TT, you are right too about putting info out there for everyone but how in the world do you get your 22 year old free spirited kid to agree!! lol
Ramona looks great. She may be happier but I bet she’s still super crazy.
Woww. These “women”! I am actually speechless.
TT, not to sound stupid (not intentionally) but what may I ask is a “Window Licker”? I’ve been a reader of yours for a while, but a poster for only a minute and am unsure. Maybe, I’m making sure I am not a….eh hem….”Window Licker”…ha
LOL, it’s actually a good question, Karen. When you make your first post here, it is moderated. I have a bunch of commenting rules on one of the tabs above. We try to keep the comments full of people who type complete sentences and have some kind of sense.:) If you don’t make the cut, you can’t post and are still able to view with your nose pressed against the virtual glass window. The dumbest of these lick the windows by continuing to “post” even though no one sees it.
You don’t want to be a window licker. LOL.
On Wed, Apr 8, 2015 at 11:05 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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You’ve got me rolling on the floor here with your “window licker” explanation. Karen’s question was cute / sweet & your answer is PRICELESS!
Bottom line: “You don’t want to be a window licker.”
TT, I call the ones who still manage to somehow get through the hole in the fence Lindow Wickers. They are even dumber than your garden variety Window Licker. These people are the ones who wear earphones and when you listen to what’s being said, it’ says “breath in, breath out”.
I want to see the window lickers comments!! Come on, Tamara! It will be fun…
This is an additional service (custom) free of charge! It makes for an enjoyable experience here, and why I quit reading the comments on other sites/quit visiting them altogether, really. Scary people out there! It takes vigilance to fight for the good. Keep it up for all of us Miss TT. ( just got back from New Orleans-everyone is Miss or Mr “first name”. I like it!)
I appreciate the effort to keep a “clean” English here a lot. I can not stand the texting/tweeting version sometimes. I can tell you, my English is improving, vocabulary increasing – thank you all. 🙂 I still have issues with the comas as other languages have different rules, so my comas are all over and in the wrong places.
Patti’s Matchmaker, that is a documented escort service, no? – I don’t watch it just for that reason.
Ohhh myyy gawwd! I, too, didn’t know what a “window licker” was! This explanation has me peeing my pants a tiny bit! So fucking funny! TT, you made my day! For this & so many other things–esp this blog, THANK YOU!
@oopsie- my sentence structure blows. I also misplace commas, apostrophes, (see? I don’t even know if I should have used them there) parentheses, and ellipsis. But posting here makes me aware and is helping me with this.
And you guys are right on… Tamara’s (think I got that one right
âBTW, I am far from the grammar police. I just hate textspeak and would like everyone to be able to properly conjugate most verbs. Other than that, HAVE YOU READ MY POSTS?
I have this brain issue now where I type a homophone for the word I mean. It makes me look especially stupid to say things like “I hate the clothes she wheres” I mean stupider.
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I’m not sure where this is going to land, but I want to second Pip’s request for a special window lickers’ segment! I’m still laughing about Tamara’s description, and can only imagine the crap that’s written — Your Jealos , You a hatir — too funny!! And I can’t stand Patti Stanger either She’s nothing but a pathetic madam in a tv whorehouse. She and Jill are another vile pair up.
If people are going to say stupid shit, they need to at least use proper English. Which reminds me, you reckon Sarca actually did get murdered in Brazil? I’m starting to miss that salty bitch.
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That’s funny. I’ve never asked but I was close in what I thought it was. I thought it was people you, TT, had banished to the other side of the ‘window’ who could look in but not get in. I didn’t know it was newbies, too.
LOL at myself as I always thought it meant dog. Thanks asking Karen …
Love this site…..and your peeps!!!!
I just realized the reason I probably have problems when people say things like IDK which took me a few minutes to figure out was I don’t know. I don’t twitter so I don’t shorten my words. I don’t when I text either. Too old. I always want to say ‘SPEAK ENGLISH, DAMMIT!’
The text speak send you to window licker land. I am particularly irritated by people who type bc for because and say bc eight times per line. I would say sentence but they don’t talk in sentences….
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