The ladies must move on from their Zen resort (The Farm) and move on to their next destination. Everyone is relaxed and getting along! They are heading back to Manila to stay at the Shangri la Makati Hotel in Manila. They are really putting on the dog for the housewives with half the staff greeting them a manager escorting them to penthouse level.
Nene
I was just going to ignore this part, and then there it was! Another shocking talking head look. It’s not even the wig that is so damn bad. It might be the eyebrows. It might be the eye makeup. The lipstick is God awful. The teeth are bigger and whiter. She looks like a drag queen but I can’t figure out what exactly makes it so shockingly bad other than…EVERYTHING. Especially the eyebrows.
THEY ARE GIVING NENE A MONTAGE OF HER MOMENTS ON RHOA! THIS IS A GREAT SIGN!
Here is a Nene link for you Nene lovers that want a TT version of the montage.
The Volcano Outing
The Manila Tourism Department is really getting their money’s worth out of this trip. Lots of pictures of the city and the little countryside places. It seems the girls have been properly couched to make pleasant comments about their host country this time, which is refreshing. Oh wait. I spoke too soon. Phaedra and Kandi were muttering some thangs and then Porsha and Demetria had a “twerk off” on the bus. I can’t stop shaking my damn head. Kandi points out that Porsha has her pubes hanging out of her Daisy Dukes and her response was, “Oh I know.” Demetria is not wearing a shirt, just a bikini top. And Phaedra says she wants to go gawk at little people at “the hobbit house.” I can’t believe it was just four sentences ago that I felt like these girl might have had some breeding courses prior to this trip. Nope. They’re just as ratchet as they want to be. Apparently, The Hobbit House is a restaurant. Phaedra says if you are under 4″9″ you can get a handicap sticker. But she doesn’t qualify. For those of you who enjoyed Easter with your families and are relying solely on this recap, I feel the need to say for the record, I AM NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP.
The ladies arrive in Bantangas for their volcano visit. Cynthia, who is appropriately dressed for a horse back ride has some problems with her miniature horse who got spooked about something. But Porsha hopped right up on her horse with the visible twat hairs and rode that thing like the pro she is. It starts to rain and locals jump out of the bushes to sell them rain jackets. #TouristTrap
At the top of the hill overlooking the beautiful view we have Porsha in her skank outfit which appears to be a black bikini covered by black lace very short boy shorts. Was it Phaedra who called her Princess of THOTland? That is so classic. And in her talking head, days or weeks later, dumb ole Porsha still has not realized that she’s been called a whore several times already on this trip and that’s just the stuff that aired. Clueless, THOTs. Gotta love it.
In an oddly touching moment, Phaedra gives some cash to her guide whose husband died two years ago to help with her five children. I seriously doubt she will get to keep that.
Later the ladies travel to a local market (not the Louis Vuitton store dumb old Porsha wanted to hunt for) and bought durian. I’ve never had durian (it’s a big ugly fruit) but I have watched enough Travel Channel to know it tastes like ass. It was fun watching the ladies just go right on and taste it because it is supposed to stink to high heaven. This will make them sick. Dumb old Porsha wants to have sex with the fruit after she microwaves it. It seems like something she knows a lot about. It’s fun seeing the market and all the live sea creatures but they really should have left Porsha at home. Kenya has a twirl off with a boy girl. Do I have to tell you who wins?
While in the Phillipines, Phaedra calls the fake religion scammer dude that doesn’t know the difference between a spiritual cleansing of a house or an exorcism. I was sent his arrest records shortly after that show aired (Drugs). On a totally unrelated note, the Phillippines has a big drug problem and is said to be the hub for most of the meth in Asia. So anyway, this drug dealer dude is Phaedra’s spiritual advisor and he gives her some guidance about her meeting with Kenya.
Cynthia asks the butler to give them a massage. Actually, I think Cynthia was asking if she could get massage from a masseuse because she is sick. Of course the other ladies had Dante give them a neck rub. Claudia says some inappropriate “deeper, harder” kind of ish and then in Porsha’s talking head she says that Claudia is always bringing things back to sex, so she must be hard up. Um, the ladies have called Porsha a whore at least ten more times now. It’s fucking hysterical that Porsha thinks Claudia is the one bringing everything back to sex.
Phaedra and Kenya have their discussion and it was a bunch of fakery. Phaedra apologizes. Kenya’s crying was almost believable. Phaedra has been watching too many Farrah Abraham interviews on Teen Mom Reunions and Couples Therapy and has adopted her infamous tearless whisper cry. At the end they pray and Kenya cried a lot.
Next Week: Todd and Kandi fake fight for their spin off show. Kenya shoots her pilot. And there is a big show down at an event that Phaedra was part of for black male youth or something and Nene shows up and has a total shitfit and leaves nearly getting run off by a TT commenter who happened to be there in the process. You can read my exclusive on that HERE. It all makes sense now. And it went down EXACTLY as I said. As usual.
Great another stupid argument between Claudia and Nene…If Nene is such a “cancer” why in the hell is Claudia following the cancer around at a charity event? I am by no means a fan of Nene she can be a real asshole but damn just leave the woman alone I would certainly not be thrilled with anyone who referenced me as cancer following me around a damn charity event, you would be asking to either get cursed clean out or possibly punched in the face, just back up and have a sit down conversation rather than trying to hash it out at a fucking charity event smh can this season just end already…
By now it’s just hilarious to see NeNe loose her shit. Claudia is funny and handles NeNe with a smile. Hilarious. But I guess next week won’t be enjoyable for you?
And if they just sat down and wor
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And if they just sat down and worked it out civilly they’d have to bring in a Nene impersonator, because while Claudia can laugh, Nene can’t.
Hilarious? Really you find that kind of behavior at a charity event funny? But when Nene acted a complete ass last year at Kenya’s event I bet you probably didn’t find it funny at all did you?
Well It seems Nene is acting like an ass again at this one, and she walks out. Just like last year. So yes I did find that hilarious as well.
Thanks for adding the link at the end. I don’t know how I missed it before.
I am loving the build up. They all seem to be getting along, but I know it won’t last. Nene will no doubt ruin it, along with Porsha. I’m just wondering if Phaedra will backslide, once Nene is back with the group?
Nah. I think Nene is going to be pissed that Phedra invited the enemy camp to her charity event…
On Sun, Apr 5, 2015 at 10:14 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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BTW That charity is not a sanctioned therapy either and when I ran the first story people were contacting me trying to figure out how to get money back that they had donated to the “charity.”
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I’m so glad Tamara clarified that Phaedra said “Princess of THOTland” because I thought she said Scotland, and as a Scot, I was trying to sort out that one. Porsha’s outfit looked like a Xena Warrior Princess Halloween costume. What was she thinking? Nevermind.
Something about Nene’s face in her interview was so wrong – dreadful makeup certainly, but even the shape of her nose looked completely different. So much more aquiline. It didn’t fit her face. Sometimes I forget her unbearable behavior and almost feel sorry for her. It must be awful to be such a vain woman and time after time look so hideously put together in public. Poor old thing.
Welp, hell has officially frozen over. Phaedra apologized to Kenya. Finally. At the end of the day, maybe they can move forward and STFU. I’m not really buying it anyway, but I guess they gotta do what they gotta do to keep their jobs. It’s especially maddening to me that Kenya has all but groveled to get Phaedra’s half assed apology. I hope I’m not gonna have to start hatin’ on Kenya again, but that’s probably what will happen if she wants to lay down with the dogs. Barf.
Nah I think Kenya is smarter than that! That whole growling thing is just Kenya’s desire to be accepted!! She came on too strong initially and had to fight for acceptance! Seemed it was really important that Phaedra acknowledge that Apollo lied which she still won’t admit!
That wasn’t even half a butt cheek’s worth of a half assed apology. It was a non-apology. Phaedra kept deflecting and blaming her name calling Kenya on everything other than herself. Kenya’s just preparing the turf for future showdowns. I agree w/ Janshell. She’s outmaneuvering Phaedra. Kenya basically treats this show like it’s a pageant. She’s there to do a job. Phaedra maybe doesn’t realize that Kenya just put her in check.
Gingersnap: I am saying this because I care: you may need to mute Bravo for a while, because you have now picked up “at the end of the day”–and you probably didn’t even realize it!
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@BH Wannabe ~ lol…I was being cheeky…I also said ‘move forward’ too. If I had a dime for every time one of them said ‘at the end of the day’ or ‘move forward’ I’d for sure, be much richer. I just threw the STFU (Brandi) in for good measure!
Whenever I hear anyone on the show start a sentence using that phrase I know that person is about to say something deeply stupid and/or tell a damn lie. Aargh!!!
1) I wonder if Bravo will run a disclaimer or somehow obscure the name of the “charity,” knowing it is a scam. If they even air the name/information and people unknowing donate to it, can they be held liable for contributing to fraud?
2) How a WH handles being the season outcast speaks volumes on their character off camera, I think. Everyone is in that position if they’ve lasted more than one season – the cycle goes Bitch Position, Victim Position, Redemptive Heroine Position. Rinse, rather, repeat. Vicki Gunvalsen and Ramona Singer have survived this long because they play the cycle well. Camille Grammar did it, but went bland. Brandi and Nene are at the point now where if they can’t generate some viewer sympathy and fast, they will be gone.
So what you aren’t going to watch Nene’s spinoff??? Lol!
It did appear that they were having a good time and that was fun to watch. I would love to go to that Zen resort and experience some real relaxation therapy, exotic food, and just having fun, pajama party and all. Beautiful scenery but I could do without the marketplace scene, unless they were shopping for Filipino clothing and jewelry.
I enjoyed that too I hope Porsha got to shop for her loubitins etc lol! I see her blue bag made an appearance again and this time she specifically found an outfit to match it with!
I so loved that they went somewhere they can’t find everywhere in the world! Yes, there are marketplaces all over, but they should see something besides the inside of a designer store. At least appears that they have a little more depth if they don’t just want to find new items to help them be logo-whores (looking at you, Porsha.)
Yes, but didn’t those world travelers want to go to McDonald’s as soon as they arrived? So sad.
How much you want to bet she was looking for bargain prices lol!
Actually I thought Porsha called herself Queen of Thotland but I guess that was after Phaedra! She seemed empowered by it so I guess black girls rock! Feminists please don’t come after me! What a fun episode!! They all got along and I’m glad kenya and Phaedra hashed it out!! I hope it lasts! The comraderie definitely made me tolerate nene’s scenes more I didn’t fast forward through all of them
This season is best summed up by image at the seventeen minute mark: a rooster tied to a tree.
This show has become so borrriiinnggg!!! Really do I want everyone to get along? No, I don’t! I’ve never really had a problem with Kenya however, her mission of getting Phaedra to take back calling her a whore was a bit much this season. What Phaedra should have done was call both Apollo and Kenya a whore!! They both shamelessly flirted with each other on camera two seasons ago! Seriously, she expects the woman to take back calling her a whore and she’s seen in a talking head saying, “Apollo’s kind of fine!” Or the famous question she asked Phaedra in front of Apollo, “if you could choose friend to have a threesome with you and your husband who would you choose?” How in the world did Kenya even think she could escape the “whore” label with all that going on!! Did Apollo lie? Of course he did because he thought since his wife knew Kenya was crushing on him that if he did get the panties it’s like oh well you saw her throwing herself at me! If your going to flirt with your friends spouses in front of them you’re going to be labeled a whore. I do feel sorry for Kenya it’s obvious she didn’t have any real girlfriend in her life. She acts so giddy and sometimes very immature around Cynthia an Claudia. On the trip to Carolina with them she reminded me of a 16 year old. Very sad!
I’m not sure where this belief comes from that flirting = whore? It baffles me.
Flirting with a married man in front of others = easy for them to believe him when he says you were flirting also when no one was around.
Uht oh! My name is Malissa and I’m addicted to flirting.
Thank you, jtea.
God, why do people resort to “whore” so fast??? So flirting makes me a whore. Before I got together with my boyfriend I flirted up a storm with him. I’m such a fucking whore.
To those who feel “whore” is the proper insult for basically anything, maybe tone it down. How about “inappropriate”?
Honestly? It’s stupid. It makes no sense at all.
When you find out please let me know! That’s a really strong word to be calling someone especially when their actions had nothing to do with the meaning of the word!
To add to that…. Shouldn’t she be mad at Apollo, not Kenya? Apollo is the married one who was flirting. If Phaedra is so insecure over a little flirting, it says more about her and Apollo than Kenya.
Exactly! Apollo flirted as well. Hell he picked her up and tossed her in the pool. He complimented and drooled over her physique in Mexico, meanwhile stuffing Phaedra’s piñata with condoms. Then joked that he wants Kenya to visit him in prison. Why call Kenya a whore, and not Apollo one. Why not call NeNe one as well. She’s made it very clear that she “likes” Apollo and that Peter is the blacker the berry.
In the not so distant past, “whore” was a titled reserved for women who actually had: sex with multiple men, affairs with married men or a child out of wedlock. Since that description describes half of America now, I think the new definition of whore is – any woman we don’t like.
Actually, the proper definition is, a whore is someone who is paid for sex. A slut is someone who gives it away for free.
I’ve always, stupidly I suppose, leaned more to the latter category. I certainly do not fault those who were paid.
Porsha is a whore by her own admission now. I find no particular fault with that if that is what she does with her body. Now her ignorance? That I will mock everyday. She CHOSES to be uneducated.
On Mon, Apr 6, 2015 at 2:39 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Some of y’all need to read the commenting rules and stop with the whole “I read somewhere shit.”
As for how anyone would react to being called a dumb whore? A hit dog will howl. It seems her new response is to laugh and agree that she is the Princess of THOTland. And the dumb is self-evident. Porsha is a dumb whore. And as I said, I take more issue with the dumb part.
On Mon, Apr 6, 2015 at 5:09 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
> Actually, the proper definition is, a whore is someone who is paid for > sex. A slut is someone who gives it away for free. > > I’ve always, stupidly I suppose, leaned more to the latter category. I > certainly do not fault those who were paid. > > Porsha is a whore by her own admission now. I find no particular fault > with that if that is what she does with her body. Now her ignorance? That I > will mock everyday. She CHOSES to be uneducated. > > On Mon, Apr 6, 2015 at 2:39 PM, Tamara Tattles [email protected]> wrote: > >>
Seriously, people need to stop equating flirting with whoring. My God, get a dictionary.
I cant blame Kenya for being like a dog with a bone. The amount grief and damage to her reputation deserves an apology. Good for her. Even though there are some so stuck in their way of thinking that they will never believe it.
I CAN blame Kenya. We are not in the sixth grade. She repeatedly called you a whore (and manless at the same time because she is an idiot) but stop bringing it up a million times. It just gives it more power. Don’t howl like a hit dog if it didn’t hit!
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Asking or inquiring about a threesome doesn’t make you a whore??? I guess it’s a new day!
No it doesn’t. Asking a hypothetical question does not make you a whore. Imagine that.
Your vocabulary is not very deep is it?
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Again we risk being called a “whore” “slut” whatever when you’re outwardly offering to have sex with you and your friend’s man!!! Whore was the word Kenya was upset about would Slut have been better? Even the text Kenya showed Kandi she called Apollo “Bae” or “baby”. It’s just facts people!! Can you honestly say she was just flirting with Apollo? Maybe if their had been a history of a friendship between Kenya, Apollo and Phaedra it could be seen as “harmless flirting” but they just met. So honestly people liking Kenya should not mean that you ignore the facts!!! No female or male would appreciate anyone flirting with their spouse the way Kenya and Apollo flirted with each other.
Peace Out PeaceFourYou… you are done commenting here. You’re an idiot.
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Khristos Anesti! Christ has Risen! Nene, how was your Resurrection Day. It seems you are in your feelings. Well after Judas committed suicide the disciples were again United. It seems without you all is well in the land of Peaches.
Porsha, Porsche, Portia girl your “friend” calls you Princess of Thotland, you don’t coin the phrase and refer to yourself as “That/thirsty hoe over there” my goodness…. do you realize t.h.o.t. is an acronym? This box of rocks is winning the intelligence round.
Glad to see Kenya and Pha begin to mend the rift between them. Nene, could this be why you are so in your feelings?
I liked the slumber party with all the Ladies, real cute.
@mallissa there’s no thirst in the Thot thing thot means that hoe over there . And the disciples were reunited after judas kiiled himself ?? Wow
Wheeeennnnn is Porshaaaaaa going to gooooooo awaaaaaaaay?!!!!!?!!!! I can’t take it anymore!!! ……. (all said in my whining voice)
^^^^^LMAOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
This show needs some Marlo. Say it with me: Marlo! Marlo! Marlo! I would’ve loved to see Marlo deal with Porsha, Phaedra, Nene AND Mama Joyce. Now THAT would be something to watch.
Marlo is so fetch. As in, she’s never going to happen.
Ha!
Plzzzzz tell me that “So Fetch” is a thing, I would sooooooo love to add to my repertoire LOL
Yes, Sarcasatire, I know you’re right about that. I’m just wondering how this season could have been a little higher octane. Picture it: Marlo at he counseling session when Nene walked out. Marlo if Phaedra had lunged at her like she did at Kenya in the restaurant. Marlo in Puerto Rico at he “reading” dinner, or in the bus calling out Porsha’s entrepreneurial skills. It would have been ratchet gold!
Oh fuck yeah! Marlo! Marlo! Marlo!
@Minky.. lol, It’s a Mean Girls reference.
^^^^ I meant to address @Lurker.
I know NOW that it’s a Mean Girls reference. You know how I found out? Urban Dictionary. As Joan Rivers would’ve said: It’s funny because it’s true! I might as well be 80 years old when it comes to pop culture. If it weren’t for the Real Housewives I wouldn’t know about “ratchet” or “THOT”. You have my permission to laugh at me. Interesting that you bring up Mean girls though. The housewives are just like that. Maybe that’s why we watch? It reminds us of high school.
Minky, don’t worry. If I did do this for a living I would have missed way more real housewives shows than I watched and not know half of the “lingo” at my age I don’t hang with the cool kids anymore. Except here. :)
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Thank you TT. I feel better now. The interesting thing about my situation is that I work on college campuses. The “young people”, as we oldsters like to call them, don’t use as much slang as the broads on these shows. Hmmm?
Trust me, grown women with money in Atlanta who are not ratchet reality stars with mugshots do not speak this way either. This is a case of Bravo selecting a very small subset of the gay population and a fairly random group of women and trying to make all of this a thing.
Sure the ATL gay population has been using the terms spilling tea and being shady or throwing shade since before the RHOA gays were born. It somehow became a thing on the Internet/RHOA and then the ratchetness of Love and Hip Hop happened and it is now reminiscent of middle school, GRODY TO THE MAX! 🙂
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Seeing Phaedra being vulnerable, whether it’s a performance or not, makes me like her a bit more. She and NeNe both are transformed when they tone down the ego and show a bit of humility and vulnerability.
It was refreshing to see everyone getting along for a change!!! I really liked the ep, but next week, the “missing link” returns, huh? And what is it with Bravo filming these events with Bootleg Charities?? :-/ *side eye*
I don’t know if was my TV or if Nene’s face was that off looking but to me it looked like her nose was super brown. It was at least 10 shades darker than the cheeks.
Who did her makeup? That person must hate her. I have no other rational.
I am convinced that Nene’s is her own hairstylist and makeup artist. There is no way that anyone would pay someone else money to have their hair look like that. Nene acts in both capacities or she is hiring blind people, what is done to her hair (and make up at times) goes beyond hatred.
She looks fine in the NYC scenes. Why doesn’t she notice that she looks ridiculous in her TH but nice in the main scenes and fix whatever the issue is?
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EXACTLY! I refuse to believe she pays someone to look so tacky!
You said it Kmhtest. Bravo pays “them”! Does anyone really think Miss I-am-very-rich is gonna shell out personal stylist money? No sir! Bravo is obviously responsible for that pathetic mess of a hair-do and the 5 o’clock shadow make up job. Nene is not unattractive. With the right make-up and hair she could actually look darling. I did better hair and make up on myself when I was a perpetually sloshed 21 year-old party-girl. Sooo…What does that say about the people responsible for Nene’s “look”? What is Nene allegedly trying to convey to the audience with those wigs, outfits and make-up jobs? “I’m a meth-head” or “My stylist is a meth-head”? If she perchance thinks she looks good in those wigs, then she’s much father gone that any of us could ever imagine. Someone convinced her that she looks “fabulous”. Nene just made the mistake of believing that individual. Joke’s on her. Girl bye!
*farther gone.
I’m really shocked I enjoyed watching everyone have a good time together. It was something I’d really like to see more of. I thought watching them get along would be boring. But the conflict is not needed to enjoy the show. Now on to the clothes and hair. Nene is not the only one who needs a new stylist and hair advice. Cladia’s little bob she was wearing her hair in would have been perfect for this trip. Why add 10 packs of 26 inch weave when your gonna be in the hot riding donkeys and going to market. Cynthia in her farmer briwn look, her style used to be impeccable, why not some shorts and t shirt. Kenya in yoga pants and bikini top that says donkey ride? Then the worst of all Porshae in stripper wear. Then laughing at Thor jokes like its a badge of honor. I did love however the dresses they made for Nene for Cinderella.
Da hell???! What about kandi????
Kandi desperately needs a stylist. She wants to sell her ideas to the public, whether it’s her play or her music, so step up to the plate and hire some help. As my nephew use to tell me when we were dancing around, “Aunt Judy, you just ain’t got it.” Kandi, you ain’t got it when it comes to styling yourself. I so agree janshell.
Quick question:
So does the Evil Stepmother (in the BROADWAY PLAY, Cinderella, in case you somehow missed that!!!) have ramen noodle hair? I’m thinking that costume guy saw the ramen and went, “YES! THAT is the Evil Stepmother hairstyle I have been looking for!”
(Too bad he didn’t see “Bride of Frankenstein” wig first.)
Annnnd on a related note: do not watch this show and use “Broadway” as your drinking word. Alcohol poisoning. Death.
I swear, if that woman could fit “BROOOAAD-WAY” into every sentence, she would. WE KNOW! You’re on motherfucking Broadway! Already said our congrats! Jesus!
…But the rest of the episode was FUN! Loved the lack of conflict! And damn, Kenya and Claudia are beautiful. Cynthia is absolutely gorgeous. Demetria is breathtaking! Look at that picture above! Wow.
I agree with you about Demetria. I still haven’t a clue why she got demoted but this episode and the picture show how absolutely gorgeous she is! Natural beauty!
Is it just me but is this show along with other RHwives becoming less & less entertaining? Not to mention, new show lineup may have me changing channel altogether sans a couple of renewals. RE tonights episode, Porsha’s pubes hanging out of her shorts was kinda gross. I googled “nene leakes cinderella reviews” & google actually suggested I google “nene leakes teeth” instead! LOL! Nene BG & Kim just have overstayed their welcome & Andy has either been given orders since demotion or has just turned into an unlikable pussy–can’t decide- but not enjoying him either. Oh well, Happy Belated Easter to those who celebrated it…and, TT, sorry your light-hearted ‘happy easter’ post got hijacked. Meanwhile, Mike Shouhed was shitfaced… Somewhere, Surely?!
Mike Shouhed was shitfaced.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
The novelty has worn off; the entire franchise is one big scripted cliche and the women are more savvy at manipulating their storylines and scenes.
That said, I am still on for New York. God help me.
Katherine you said it better. And, I’m waiting for RHONY too. Lol
Yassss, NY=fresh meat! The Atlanta meat has been chewed over so many times there is no flavor left. Just a big glob of tripe.
This EP was refreshing, u can almost n I say ALMOST see a lil glimmer of the old RHOA. I hope that Bravo sees that even Nene is their ringer, she’s no longer conducive to this kind of ensemble.
I’m not planning on watching her new show on principle, but I would hazard a guess that it would be fun. She can finally be surrounded by someone on her ‘level'(according to her), from the clubhouse interview u can see that with Kim’s new found self worth, with the marriage, spin-off, new house n most importantly not being a Mistress, she’s very equipt to deal with Nene. All this is happening while Nene is in a decline, n we all KNOW that u get the best of Nene when she’s on her back foot, insufferable Nene rears IT’S ugly head when she’s feeling herself. Sags have to walk a VERY fine line between confidence and arrogance/insufferableness
I can’t wait for this season to be over to see if they bring her back, if they do it’ll DEF be my last season. It’s no fun watching ‘Reality’ TV to see the same old bitter/hating/illiterate behavior that u can get at any given time on Social Media. I watch RHOA for the lil conflict n I mean LIL, but most of all having a window into the lives of a group of girls that represent the make-up of any given group coming together for a good old keekee. U have the professional, housewife, club girl, thot (she can also fill either positons mentioned b4 along with thotting or stand alone by herself), the scammer/girl who’s living such a fake reality that she’s living everyone’s life except her own.
Did I mention that I really did enjoy this episode???
P.S. Did u guys notice how with every interaction that Nene has with someone outside the group she makes such a fool of herself, it’s cringeworthy. She absolutely after alllll this time does not know how to conduct herself, she goes to loud n obnoxious every single living time. Case in Point: her fitting. The people’s faces were priceless when she started to twerk n Greg started having flashbacks of the good old days when their ‘love’ was blooming or should I say transacting. Let’s not even mention the ‘twirl’ incident. Nene I can imagine how these ppl gather u together when u r FINALLY out their presence. Boo, U R THE JOKE!!!!
So what was your favorite part of that word salad?
It was a tie for me between this….
“It’s no fun watching ‘Reality’ TV to see the same old bitter/hating/illiterate behavior that u can get at any given time on Social Media.”
And this….
“Boo, U R THE JOKE!!!!”
I need to put this whole post in the COMMENTING RULES under the one about not using textspeak. I must say the inability to type words like ‘and’ and ‘because’ mixed in with heaps of words the writer clearly doesn’t know the meanings of make for a very interesting, albeit nonsensical, word salad.
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My personal favorite was the word “equipt”– think it’s in paragragh two, but not sure because now my eyes hurt.
Didn’t know I had to take Remedial English to comment on your blog Ma’am, but like you said, ” I’m a CUNTSATCHEL” and we all know cuntsatchels will do what cuntsatchels will do. Carry on.
See, THAT IS WHAT COMMENTING RULES ARE FOR. We have certain, albeit odd expectations here. One is that your comments actually make sense.
On Mon, Apr 6, 2015 at 5:56 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I was wondering what the staff at the costumer’s was really thinking about Nene. Her being filmed there and everything like some big star when they probably do work with true Broadway stars a lot. At least she did act decent, for her.
I don’t know how Porsha kept from getting her snatch chewed up by mosquitoes and horse flies in that jungle.
Heehee at wondering how Porsha kept from getting her snatch chewed up by mosquitoes and horse flies! Her ‘oh, I know’ was so cool and casual, like she wanted to show her jungle to the jungle 😉
When she dismounted I’m sure there was a loud “thwok” sound where her ratchet coochie pried loose from the backside of that poor old donkey.
Nancy, I laughed hard over the visual your comment gave me. So disgusting, and yet so hysterical!
I give up with the Nene look of the week & wtf is the problem. She is either doing her own styling (not) or she has truly pissed off a stylist who is doing number on her. This seems to me to make sense because a good make up artist can shade & contour to give us all these weird face changes we see with her nose & she even looks like she has a mustash at times. The wigs are a bad, bad joke. Has anybody else not noticed Phaedra’s posture in some of the pics? I stand like this just before & after my back goes to hell in a handbasket. Lastly, I am just going to be embarrassed for some of these women who, when traveling act s if they were never taken out of the house as children . Porsha always acts like she was raised in a barn but I am surprised at the behavior of some of the others. I hate to think what the people in these other countries think.
I think the absolute worst was when the housewives of Orange County went to Bali. They acted so ignorant and basically made fun of everything. I was embarrassed for them, since they didn’t have enough sense to be embarrassed for themselves. The only ones who acted like they had some sense were Shannon and Heather. Tamra, Vicki, and Lizzie acted so immature. I’m sure there were junior high groups that could have acted with more intelligence than they did.
I am so torn over the Kim and Nene show. Love Kim and would love watching her. But when it comes to Nene, I would hate watching her so much more than I would love watching Kim. So there you have it. Guess I will rely on reading Tamara’s post about the show. IF she posts.
Of course Nene would act foolish and inappropriate at a charity event. She is a fool with no sense or manners! And she’s done it before.
Is it just me or does anyone else fast forwards through Nene’s stuff. I can’t stand to even hear her voice any more. She has gotten too big for her own self. She thinks she is beyond everyone but she is just a foolish heifer.
I do for some of the scenes because it seems boring! Glad for her accomplishments but her scenes aren’t interesting!
Not a NeNe fan or a regular view of RHOA, but NeNe looked a little humbled and grateful with her tears at the costume fitting and later in her talking head. Or, was it just me?
We do get glimpses of that. But she’s still playing the victim on Twitter.
On Mon, Apr 6, 2015 at 12:06 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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It wasn’t just you. I cannot stand NeNe but I have to say that her tears did move me. As I’ve said before, when she foregoes that enormous ego and shows a bit of humility, it is a very good look on her.
I’m so sick of NeNe thinking she is such a star and acting like the wicked stepmother is so out of character for her. She’s been practicing this roll for years with Greg as Cinderella.
Bravo seems really good at teasing the viewers with an episode or two of peace and fun and saturate the rest with petty drama.
RHOBH has the episodes in the beginning with the singing at Yolanda’s and 50 million Grammys on the piano and yachts and trips before coming back to LA with that hike of Brandi calling Lisa with Kyles phone then it went down hill. This episode is really just the carrot dangling in front of the fans to want something better but we go right back to sh… And still watch. It was nice while it lasted. I predict it’ll be a mess until the next season again. RHOA, you tried. I guess. #eyeroll
Sorry but there is nothing humble about Nene these days. I usually fast forward through her parts this season, but I did watch the scenes where she is trying on costumes. The part where she attempted to twerk while wearing costume & greg was pretending to slap her ass made me vomit in my mouth a tiny bit. The looks on the faces of the people in the wardrobe room said it all!
Ha ha, a little bit? I’ll bet Kenya gets a kick out of this scene; NeNe can no longer stand the word twirl. She would have been smarter to ignore the word, it just tells everyone that she’s so jealous.
Kenya shouldn’t laugh; her twerking on the bus looked just as bad.
Twerking with friends =\= twerking in a professional setting.
It’s, like, twerk law 101.
Someone remind me to bump up my exclusive from last year when I discussed that Bravo was done with Nene on RHOA and opted to give her another year to figure out how to phase her out. And my comments about how she would claim she was leaving for other opportunities…
On Tue, Apr 7, 2015 at 2:29 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I don’t know about everyone else, but I thoroughly enjoyed this episode….dare I say I even enjoyed…..Porsha?
God, this was such a breath of fresh air! I like seeing them interact with eachother. I like seeing them having fun and NOT fighting. It’s been so long since this show has been positive. I hope it stays for at least a bit longer (barring Nene).
The past two seasons have been so dark and negative that I really wasn’t engaged anymore. I’m glad to know they can get it together.
However, I think this is a clear indication that Nene will most likely not be returning to RHOA next season (though if the show with Kim falls through, I’d expect her to return ala Bethanny Frankel the next season). I think Team Pretty has successfully secured their contracts for next season. I think Ms. Phaedra will most likely be returning too. Porsha will probably stay a FOH like the countess, and I think Demetria is out.
Porsha needs a full length mirror. Her thighs give new meaning to thunder thighs. She was so pretty before that fight at the reunion. I really don’t think my opinion changed b/c of her actions, and I don’t know how I would respond to someone 4 feet away yelling through a megaphone, “You are a dumb Ho.” I doubt I would throw a punch, but Kenya’s behavior has been overlooked, imo.
Can someone please please please tell Porsha to put some clothes on? And please please please tell Kandi that she needs to stop dressing like she does?
What was the deal with video of stripper Nene during the montage? Where did that come from? Is that video for real, or is that something filmed during her rhoa days? I don’t remember seeing that before (although my brain is sadly completely shot lately).
It was from a RHOA storyline. I am sure some whose brain is also not shot can explain? There was a paint commissioned for the wives maybe? or oh I dunno.
On Mon, Apr 6, 2015 at 6:04 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Thank you. I had to watch it a few times because I was thinking “What on earth?!?” It’s a very scary thing when the mind starts slipping. Not too long ago I am sure I sadly would have remembered that episode.
It may have been season 2 (whenever Kandi joined) where Derek Blanks did an alter ego shoot with all of the housewives.
It appeared they were really having a good time as a group. Why does Porsha get so much air time as a FOH and I laughed so hard when she called herself “Princess of THOTLAnd”! Does Demetria ever get to say more than one sentence? I loved how Kenya started the conversation with Phaedra who was so caught off guard she had to drink water for dramatic effect. Surprised we got to see a crack of vulnerability from NeNe at her costume fitting.
Freakshow ended but it sure looks like Ms Bailey is paying homage to Ms. Bassett in a triple tittie kinda way. ( in the ugly clothes contest photo ) What the hell?
It’s nice to see the dentabones work so well for Nene.
NeNe is still the star of this show and after reading this blog and comments she is the star here as well. I am amused that many here continue to call for NeNe’s demise stating that this is surely NeNe’s last season. Yet NeNe returns every year and continues to be the main topic of conversation. Thank you all and especially to TT because without you and your excellent writing, we all would not be so entertained.
I am still dumbstruck by Porsha’s choice of being nearly naked to ride on horseback in a jungle, up a mountain volcano, with a mixed group of strangers. This same person thought it inappropriate to wear her comfortable plane travel clothes to the airport. She had to wear a nice skirt and jacket just to ride in the limo where no one sees her, then change clothes before boarding the plane. This woman’s brain is not wired correctly.