Hey, y’all sorry for the delay, I’ve been a bit under the weather the past few days. Most of it self-inflicted due to my terrible choices in diet and exercise lately and not taking my supplements. I am trying to get back on the good foot. I need a supplement that makes you want to exercise and take your supplements. Anyway, several of you are emailing me about Brandi’s blog this week so I shall whip out my trusty purple pen and take a look. It’s in the plan to recap Real Housewives of Melbourne tonight. But I am exhausted from a day in THE WORLD and if this coffee doesn’t kick in, the narcolepsy may win out. 🙂
First I snipped the weird “I am a great mother” crap from the beginning and the end of this blog. Kristine seems very fixated on making sure we all know that Brandi boys groceries for the boys. Seriously. As if this is a mother of the year move.
We see the ladies looking beautiful, Yolanda especially. Considering what Yo is going through, it’s amazing how calm, cool, and collected she appeared. Loved the Victoria Beckham dress.
As you can tell, I was stressed just being there. No, I didn’t want to be there. I knew certain people would be in attack mode, and they were. I saw it during the entire season, so why would it be different at the reunion?
Nope. You remained in attack mode, just like you were all season. At least you are consistent.
There is still a misunderstanding I’d like to try to clear up again, gently. When I spoke of a Housewife’s daughter, I was trying to make an analogy. I had seen a few unfair and untrue HW blogs take false potshots at the young lady in question, the same type of untrue potshots that are thrown at me. I was trying to say, “When a stranger tries to label someone something ugly, even if the allegation isn’t true, it can still sting, annoy, and cause a defensive reaction.” It’s hard to hear unfair lies about yourself or someone you love. My example was misunderstood, because I wasn’t clear and chose the wrong words. Yolanda speaks several languages and my Cali girl speak isn’t always one of them. Anyway, it’s my fault I didn’t explain myself better. I hope I finally did now.
Nope what you did was once again call attention to the mistakes of the 17 year old child of the one friend you have on the show. ONCE AGAIN.
As for Lisa V., I believe she knew exactly what I had tried to say, twisted my words, and brought it up to manufacture an ax to grind. Kyle? Kyle can’t follow most conversations, so it’s a case of her simply piggybacking Lisa V. or anyone attacking others.
Kyle can’t follow most conversations? I doubt Brandi can even spell conversations.
You really don’t have to try to twist words when the words are “Just like everyone says your kid has a drinking problem!” Pulling in your BFF’s child and accusing her of having an drinking problem to take the heat off your own drinking problem is way below the belt.
What other points require addressing? Kyle DID backstab Lisa V. and Ken Todd last year. She ABSOLUTELY told me Lisa V. had an affair and had filed a bankruptcy. I was simply used to deliver the message…on TV. My fault. I was manipulated and let myself be used. I have to take complete responsibility for that. I lived and learned.
Wait, so Kyle outsmarted you? That is your defense? I thought she was too dumb to follow conversations. Which is it?
What’s odd is that Lisa V. and Kyle obviously don’t like each other and have nothing in common. Lisa V. is quick and smart. Kyle is slow and not smart.
Thank God you showed up years into their friendship to let them know they have nothing in common.
They use each other, backstab each other, and mock each other every chance they get. However, they do like to get together and pretend to be “classy” ladies, boast about money, and plot together. So actually, Lisa V. and Kyle may be perfect for each other. Enough said there.
I’ve never seen any of the women on the show boasting about money. That is something you are insecure about. You are completely blinded with jealous over money.
The rest of the reunion, I don’t have much to say. Kim was great, strong, on point, and funny. And, yes, we are still friends.
I didn’t see Kim do anything great, strong, on point or funny. Perhaps this will happen in later episodes?
Thanks to Andy for trying to take up for me. I didn’t understand his analogy about horseplay, or maybe “puppyplay” at the time. But, the intent is more important than the delivery, right? I’ve been trying to get that point across for years. But SOME people like to focus on a misunderstood or misstated word or phrase, rather than the intent. I won’t be one of them.
Again, you could not follow a very simple analogy yet Kyle is the dumb one? Also, you might want to ask Mark to ask you what “puppy play” is. You seem a bit clueless there as well.
As anyone could see, I was anxious, and it was only a matter of time before I was reactionary. I tried very, very hard not to be. You have no idea how difficult it is to have people screaming at you from two sides and to remain calm. In similar situations, you can walk away. I don’t have that option very often on RHOBH. If you know me, you know I’ve been diagnosed with anxiety, so it is what it is. Stress me out past my comfort zone, F- bombs fly.
You still see yourself as the victim. If you are telling Andy, Kyle, LVP Eileen and Lisa Rinna to fuck themselves, you have to wonder if you are the cunt satchel.
I am fighting so hard to stay awake but now it is raining and all I want to do is sleep. *YAWN*
I’m so annoyed! My DVR didn’t record the show, so I missed it!!! I have to watch the replay which is recording tomorrow. In the meantime, I will just have to get by with this awesome recap!
I watched it last night on bravo’s website.
Oh GRRRL you need to see it.
Awwwwwww, maaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn! I can’t wait to see this sh*t show of a reunion.
Brandi continues to sling the BS and offer nothing. Next……
No, Brandi, your intent doesn’t matter one shred. If there is one thing I’ve learned in life, it’s that intent doesn’t matter. That demands that everyone conform around you, because your “intentions” were good therefore nobody has a right to be hurt. Don’t be such a narcissist.
“I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.”
-Maya Angelou
This is Brandi’s problem. And she can’t very well fix it. I feel gross, like I need a shower, just watching her. I can’t even imagine what it’s like to be in the same room with her. Yuck.
I love Maya Angelou. I had never heard that one. Thanks, I enjoyed that.
It is so easy to find a doctor to diagnose you with anxiety and give you xanax. It’s easy in Tulsa; I can only imagine how easy it would be in Beverly Hills to hook a “celebrity” up with meds. Obviously the xanax doesn’t work for Brandi. I never see her calm for very long. The least little thing sets her off and she’s saying she wants to kick someone’s ass (and when will someone please take her up on her offer to fight- she almost needed medical assistance for a small scratch; the bitch can’t fight). Of course alcohol will change the effects and increase her chances of passing out and not waking up.
The least little thing setting her off is a major symptom of anxiety. I have no doubt she has it. It’s also why she drinks a lot.
On Thu, Apr 2, 2015 at 6:50 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I too believe that she has anxiety and you know that I’ve suffered with it myself so I’m certainly not judging her for that. My comment about it being easy to find someone to diagnose and prescribe xanax was more about the script which I’m sure is better than mine! This really isn’t coming out the way I intended. I’ll try again later. I’m pulling my own Brandi moment and combining banana daquiries with my xanax. I’m obviously not going anywhere tonight. I just want to freaking sleep!
Agree. Her constant defensiveness is another clue.
Although alcohol appears to have a calming effect, it actually increases anxiety and irritability the following day. She should never drink with benzos either. Very dangerous combination.
If she’s so worried about her boys why is she taking a chance with her life every time she pairs Xanax with wine?
Don’t Worry tulsateacher. We are focusing on the intent of what you are saying and are not worried about a misunderstood or misstated word or phrase.
I’ve always been into astronomy, never have I found planet delusion. I would search for it but from the looks of its inhabitants, I may get trapped in delusion
Awesome. I’m right there with you!
I have missed you!!!!!!!
Hope you are on the upswing now 🙂
Has anyone found out why Kim Richards does not have to blog like the other ladies? Brandi said herself in this blog that she had to. ” I was almost out the door to watch my littlest actor perform a one “boy” play when I found out I have to blog the reunion!” It does appear as if the rules are different for Kim. I can’t help but to think Kim Richards is where Linsay Lohan will be in 25 years. I found Kim hard to watch and she makes me uncomfortable. I hope Bravo doesn’t being her back. i’m tired of her addict story line. I still struggle with Yo’s attitude towards Brandi’s behavior, but I also agreed with her when she said she knows Brandi is deflecting and Yo won’t let her. You could see how Brandi is getting tired of the “lectures” from Yolanda.
Interesting. I just checked the blogs and they’re dated 3/31 and 4/1. Maybe she isn’t coming back? Could we be that lucky?
Kim’s manipulative as hell. Everyone one the show (including Andy) treats her with kid gloves. Just like Lisa R. said “Why’s everyone afraid of Kim?” We’ve all seen the answer!
If Kim was working at any other job, including a real acting job, that shit wouldn’t slide. I don’t think anybody is really afraid of Kim. Lisa R. probably mistook disgust and contempt for fear.
Kim doesn’t have to blog because she has specialsnowflakeitis
Sweet Morpheus awaits you.
So, in her blog this week Brandi says … “SOME people like to focus on a misunderstood or misstated word or phrase, rather than the intent. I won’t be one of them.” Such as how Lisa R. mistakenly stated that Brandi said Kim needed an intervention, and how Brandi and Kim focused on the fact that Brandi never actually uttered the word “intervention,” ignoring that Brandi quite clearly revealed her concern for Kim and intimated that Kim was using drugs or alcohol again? You mean that kind of focusing on a misunderstood word or phrase??
Brandi also says that Lisa V. and Kyle clearly don’t like each other. The only time I really saw that was last season, when Brandi pitted the two women against each other with her lies, especially the one about the tabloid magazine. Mauricio first heard about Brandi’s claim regarding the tabloid from Kim, and knew the information came from Brandi. He chose to take the word two rather unstable women with drinking problems. I wonder if this instance was added in with the other stupid things that Kim has done to her sister, and caused him to stop supporting Kim financially. That would sure explain how much ill will she seems to bear towards Kyle. Her comment to Kyle about being quite content without having her sister in her life was pretty hard to watch, and must have been awful to hear. I’m not sure how you move forward from that.
Kim’s resentment / jealousy towards Kyle goes back years (more than likely when she was 5yrs old when Kyle was born). Kim had to share her parent’s affection, attention, & then the spotlight & she hates her for it. Then she meets Brandi (match made in hell) & even Brandi’s accusation of her being a “meth-head” could be overlooked when she realized they both shared a common dominator → their jealousy & hatred of Kyle. Kim’s finally found an ally & her silence (& smirking) everytime Brandi viscously attacks Kyle, says it all → she agrees & she’s loving it. Watching next week’s preview Kim’s relishing the fact that not only is she hurting Kyle but that she has the power to do so. After all these years she’s now in control & she’s not about to let it go. Sad, but Kim will never forgive Kyle because she’ll never get back what she believes Kyle took from her. (Her happy life – parent’s affection, attention, spotlight . . .)!
Please don’t kill me when I say that Kim more than likely received more attention from her mom than Kyle due to Kim’s mom pursuing an acting career for Kim. Could Kyle have been jealous of Kim back then and it’s still playing out to this day? I like both Kim and Kyle, but in different ways and they both keep things stirred up! I would really like to see them be very close to each other.
I often wonder how their sister Kathy fits into the the scheme of things with Kim and Kyle. Does Kathy “stir the pot” and make the sisters even more disgruntled with each other or does Kathy try to help Kim and Kyle get along?
I’ve noticed here lately that Kathy is starting to be seen more and more in a subtle ” background” sort-of- way on the RHOBH’s.
I have two sisters and they get along really well. Thank goodness for that !
Sorry for this long post. I couldn’t help myself. I just had to keep on…keeping on for some reason.
@PattiR – I too have wondered over this season where Kathy falls on all of this. The way Kim yelled at Kyle at the restaurant about how Kathy stands up for her like a “REAL sister” should, and then Kyle saying at the reunion that things with her and Kathy aren’t the greatest either, makes me think that perhaps Kathy is more on Kim’s side. This is all speculation of course, but maybe Kathy continues to enable Kim, and Kathy and Kyle butt heads on that issue (hear no evil/see no evil/speak no evil). They have said over and over that their mom raised them never to talk about their problems with outsiders, so that may come into play here. All I can say is “inquiring minds want to know”. I’m surprised that none of the gossip mags have published any “insider info from an unnamed source” to answer this question.
Kim was trying to break Kyle, you could see it. She’s disgusting.
Kyle is slow, not smart and cant follow conversations and yet she managed to manipulate you into saying LVP is bankrupt, buy a 9.99 background check, say Lisa lives in Calabasas which would make you stupider than Kyle (if true). But, you’re a liar. Let’s not forget magazinegate where Carlton and Joyce said they waited for LVP to roll up in front of your house. Lisa was never IN the house to point to magazines to tell you to put it in your bag.
I believe Brandi wanted to ruin Lisa for being “friends” with Scheana, threw the wine glass at Eileen for meeting her hubby while married and being married 20 years and happy and is angry that LVP and Kyle and now friends so she is punishing Kyle with Kim. Why? Because she is miserable, jealous, petty and vindictive.
Ding ding ding. I believe we have a winner
That is the best, most concise explanation I have ever heard. Fantastic! I am a little bit more bitter and jaded. I think narcissistim, and immaturity explains Brandi. If Brandi is not the center, she will make herself the center, ala, the screaming in the street in Amsterdam, when no one was talking to her. If Bravo doesn’t get rid of her after this season, the ratings are going to go to hell. Her vulgarity, her tatrums, are getting old. I volunteer in youth sports, I don’t need to see it on my tv also.
Oh me, oh my.
Kyle is slow huh? So slow she manipulated Brandi. How did she do it? Did Brandi say similar that LVP manipulated her into being evil to Adrienne?? Like isnt anyone else seeing this obvious pattern. Not to mention why would Kyle tell Brandi anything about LVP’s financial stuff after Brandi put out there at Carlton’s lunch that Mauricio might be unfaithful. That would make no sense to do a complete 180 and quite sloppy on Kyle’s end. Brandi showed her hand when she said at last season’s reunion she paid for a 10 dollar background check on Lisa to see if she had any shady financial dealings to use against her.
Brandi’s envious as usual. She hates that Kyle and LVP repaired their relationship. She showed her cards, they figured her out and there is no coming back!
Give it up Brandi you are finished in terms of BH. No one will believe you ever again. Your lies dont hold water anymore. Bye girl bye.
I think a good grounded man for Brandi would help to bring a more stabilized lifestyle for Brandi and her children. This may sound silly to all of you, but it’s just my opinion.
And, I’m not married , but I was for 15 years. Me…. well… I prefer being single. Maybe I just never found the right guy. But life is sooo good!!
Well, enough about about me, me and more me. I got off the beaten track. 😉
T.T, I have been waiting for you this blog for 2 days…How dare you Lisa Vanderpump us all week(with out the accent, and Gigi)….until your next blog as I eagerly await..like the abused subject I am..
Ditto! I’m new to the discovey of this website/blog & realized that I’m already incredibly addicted to it. TT, so glad you are back with your purple pen! Excited for more, more, more… Dance Mom’s? Catfish? Finding Carter? & of course anything Bravo related! Hope you’re feeling better soon, TT. (Mostly for selfish reasons-lol)
Hey you. Glad you stuck around. I’m a bit errr…. touchy 🙂 during certain times… Working on it. So glad you are commenting. I.Just.Can’t kind of describes me a lot lately. I have at least two pleasant weeks a month… this just isn’t one. 🙂
On Thu, Apr 2, 2015 at 9:45 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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OMG, you guys!!! I JUST realized something. I’m moving in a few weeks and my new street is Rosewood. I totally want to name my new house Villa Rosa and change my name to Shlisa Schmanderpump. Also, I have rose colored tile in my kitchen. I’m LVP of Northern California… without the hundreds of millions of dollars.
Sooo glad you’re back! I missed you!
(a) to cause sharp, stinging pain, as in a slap; (b) to be the source of such pain, as a wound; (c) to feel such pain. Yep by this definition Brandi is smart. In a multiple choice quiz I would choose (d) all of the above.
I think the wine tosses and the slaps are ways to humiliate the other women – whether BG recognizes this or not, I’m not sure. I have no idea how her mind works. I’m sure Lisa and Eileens’ tears were more from embarrassment than pain.
I think that Kim and Brandi are so close because Brandi found the one person more deluded that she can manipulate. Remember that outtake where she was talking Kim into cutting Kyle off? Kim looked glassy-eyed like she was drinking the kool aid in big long slurps.
It just occurred to me…maybe Brandi heard that Mensa members are smart and thought it was MENSES members. Maybe that is why she is so proud of having her period.
Hilarious!
Menses members — so funny!!
Or why she likes to show off her tampon strings. lmao
For the love of God, please let this woman get some intense therapy! Maybe even some play therapy so she can nicely with the rest of the kids in the sand box.
Purple Rain is one of my favorites. And, I love purple. Winning! Hope you feel better soon! You are missed! Now, drop and give me twenty. Yeah, me neither.
Have you seen Chay Eday’s “Prison Chains” on YouTube? TT and Chay have, among other things, the color purple on common!
“You have no idea how difficult it is to have people screaming at you from two sides and to remain calm. ”
This is one of the main reasons I love Kenya Moore and Claudia Jordan. People say the most vile things to them and they didn’t resort to cursing and pouting to make their point. They fight back with facts and grace. So no excuse Brandi!
Brandi resorts to cursing and tantrums. Phaedrea tries to jump across the table, Porsha fights. Other housewives could learn alot from Kenya and Claudia on how to handle conversations when you don’t like what’s being said to you.
Do you call yelling at someone 3 feet away with a megaphone fighting with facts and grace? I don’t even like Porsha, but while yelling, “You are a dumb ho,” may be true, it’s certainly not graceful.
WTF? What is the point of that here?
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Looks like Kristine learned a new word from watching the reunion; analogy. What a smart little muppet, using it more than once.
Lol!
Yes, but sadly, Brandi does not know that word and did not understand it at all…
On Thu, Apr 2, 2015 at 8:51 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Is Brandi or her ghostwriter confused as to what a one-person “boy” play is? I know TT cut that part out, but the picture Brandi posted on Twitter contradicts what the blog states. It looks like a cute elementary school GROUP play. And after how many seasons the bitch doesn’t know that she needs to blog the reunion? Just like the rest of her blog it’s total bullshit.
Jesus. I stupidly assumed she would know what a one person play was… I have such a hard time following anyone on Twitter anymore. I follow to many people and idiots continue to tag me with Bravolebrities. As is HEY YOU GUYS DID YOU SEE WHAT @Tamaratattles said bout @NeneLeakes wigs? Or OMG Why is @tamaratattles the only one giving the real tea on @LisaVanderpump’s legal woes. Which of course gets me blocked along with the moron everytime.
Oddly Katherine has blocked me under all of her twitter ghostnics but Brandi has not blocked me, which says to me Katherine has no access to Brandi’s twitter.
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Oooh, sooo juicy! I’m learning so much here including lots of new words! Example:
Brandi & Kim are cuntsatchels. BG was casted for wrong show; she would fit in better with the sucksters on Vanderpump Rules or D-Celebrity Rehab. Kim is just a plain shitpickle.
P.S.–TT plz check ur email from me.
âThank you. You are very sweet. Now promise you will never use the word casted ever again. She was cast for the wrong show. See? I told you in my email I’m a real cunt satchel. 🙁
On Thu, Apr 2, 2015 at 11:39 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Sometimes when you’re Twitter blocked on 1 device you can access the person on another. IE: phone vs iPad.
âI really don’t have time to follow people on Twitter anymore. And I can view them anyway if I did. Usually someone emails me. I can’t unfollow enough people anymore to get very far back at all on my on folllowers lists. It’s crazy. I’d prefer to follow less than 100 people…
On Fri, Apr 3, 2015 at 1:26 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Sleep deprivation is evidently affecting my grammar. Forgive thou
TT, you give her much more credit than I do. I saw the pic first and when I read the blog I thought “huh?”. Brandi blocked me a long time ago when she thought all of her haters were LeAnn Rimes. I do have a follow a few Brandi fans, who are surprisingly lovely, but they RT her shit. And I can see her Timeline anyway so Twitter block is useless.
Wow.
Thanks for the purple ink about the reunion blogs. I’m new here and obsessively check for the latest updates.
Kim is so awful with her mean girl manipulative game of “I know something and I’m going to tell!” with Lisa R and apparently with Kyle during part 2 about Kim’s dog biting Kyle’s daughter. I think Brandi likes to put bugs in her ear about their castmates, but I think this is a game she’s played with Kyle since they could talk. I hope she doesn’t come back next season – she needs serious help and being on the show is not the place for her.
Oh good God. I just can’t even. LOL. This is amazing and wonderful and shitty and totally out of line all at the same time. When Brandi called Kyle a “C,” it seemed like Andy had enough.
Also, WTF happened to Brandi’s face? So many fillers in her cheeks.
Not to make it all about appearances, but Brandi’s was just so striking. The face, the ill-fitted dress, just…The guy equivalent would be open shirt, chains and spray tan. Trying very very hard to stay with it. Brandi’s deeply insecure but now mid-life crisis is in the mix too I think. The irrational, spewing rage, the obession with still landing hawt boys. She just seems very unhappy to me. It’s hard to watch.
I totally get the whole not trying to make it about appearances but my god these women do the stupidest things.
My favorite picture of Nene is in here mug shot when she was young with the shaved head, when she still had the features God picked for her. She was very pretty then.
Brandi just makes me sad. Both Brandi and Nene were so much more attractive before they started carving themselves up. Both are out of control trying to prove they are a pretty/accomplished/rich as their castmates.
I continue to fault Andrew for the whole toss a bunch of angry bitches into a viper pit and sit back and watch the money role in.
TT yes, that was well said. I loved the HW franchise when it began. I was their biggest fan. Andy had a backbone back then. He would stop the women from really bad behavior on the reunion shows.
When a few fights began making the headlines he not only allowed the fights to continue he began feeding the fights. The HW’s went from sharing their beautiful lives to the mess we see today.
I loved Carole R. opening scene, first season of her and her date driving in a convertible at night through downtown NYC. They laughed and the night lights of the city were breath taking.
That is the HW show I signed up for.
I think Nene’s pull your pants down comment came from seeing Tre get a fucking raise for pushing Andy at the reunion. Once that was headline… everyone started to escalate the bad behavior.
On Thu, Apr 2, 2015 at 11:44 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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LA must be a hard place for women to live past the age of 30.
It does sound truly terrible. I feel like women aging is a taboo topic here in the burbs. I’m surprised that every woman in Beverly Hills doesn’t just kill themselves at age 29.5 because clearly their lives are over.
On Thu, Apr 2, 2015 at 11:24 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I live in L.A. and work in a hospital next to BH. The plastic surgery insanity is mostly on the west side. Go to a restaurant in Hollywood or BH and everyone–men and women–looks like Joan Rivers from the chin up. Fortunately, I am not part of that culture. Exercise and healthy living is great, but why anyone would go under the knife for anything except a choice between life and death? I guess it’s the fear of becoming powerless and invisible.
I thought she forgot her dress and just showed up in her Spanx!!
I’ve only recently started watching RHOBH but I saw some of Celebrity Apprentice and all I can say about Brandi is that she is such an insecure, mean spirited, vile woman. I can’t even fathom how she is a mother. She doesn’t seem to have a kind or maternal bone in her body. I am just repulsed every time I see her on TV. She classless and has no filter. There’s no line in the sand with her. She would probably make fun of a handicapped person if it gave her a one up in an argument. She needs some serious help.
What kind of handicap. Because…I could see myself… oh never mind. I’m trying to power through the cunt satchel phase with the least amount of friendly fire….
On Thu, Apr 2, 2015 at 11:44 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Why o’ why does everyone victimize Brandi? How does that keep happening? It must be because she is such a kind, good hearted person, who only sees the good in everyone and is slightly gullible. BWAHAHAHA!
If Brandi is smarter than Kyle, how does Kyle find her way out the door to her bedroom every morning?
Firstly Tamara I’m sorry you have to recap this excrement! Honestly it feels like I killed a few hundred thousand brain cells after reading that! How long will brandi keep using that ‘I was manipulated and let myself be used’ line?? Every time she does something stupid or lies and attacks someone she uses this excuse! Does she realize how stupid she seems to be constantly manipulated? Brandi is stupid! It’s clear to me she spends all her time reading blogs because her ideas seem to mirror some comments I’ve read on here and another blog! I only read two but she mentioned ‘several’ blogs but then again she could be lying! If brandi has such anxiety about spending time with these ladies then get off the show and get some therapy because if they are making you behave like this she has some kind of social disorder! Lastly kim did not look great she looked like a over-baked turkey that passed a hot comb through her feathers! She didn’t do anything smart or on point!! She was just a qwerky as ever!! That bit with her standing up saying, ‘I’m Lisa Rinna look at me’ was out of place and had no relevance except to make her look stupid! Brandi thought her well!
Oh come on. You mean to say you didn’t think that was FUNNY or ON POINT? She even SHIMMIED and made a SEXY VOICE! If that’s not comedy then I sure as heck don’t know what is.
Lol yeah it was some kind of funny!
Brandi did not write the blog. Katherine did. And Katherine most definitely reads here.
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I’ve been meaning to ask who katherine is other than her ghostwriter! Is that her friend with the dark hair and big lips?
Nope, it’s an online Brandiloon. An obsessed fan from NOLA.
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I need to change my fucking name again if Brandi comes back next year. Ugh.
Cali girl speak! What an imbecile. I’m from “Cali”, specifically L.A., and no, we don’t all sound like stupid twats when we talk. Insulting someone’s child is not a normal part of our air headed vernacular. Just the bitches. When is this mad cow gonna cut her losses and stop putting her foot in her mouth. Damn!
Bravo put together clips of Kim and Kyle over the years, and it was telling and distressing to watch glimpses of the roller coaster relationship they have had. That limo scene was especially hard to watch, and I remember how repugnant Kyle was to me then. It was easy to feel sorry for Kim, but since then, either Kyle’s taken better control of her image, or we have learned more about them to understand her better and she is more sympathetic now.
On a lighter note, Kim looked better before the nose job.
It wasn’t a popular opinion back then but I did not think Kyle did this maliciously at all. To me she looked like someone pushed to the end of her rope and the house comment sent her over the edge. We’ve all said something we wish we could take back when our hot button is pushed. Anyway I thought that then and I most definitely think it now. Kim is a nasty piece of work.
Cc, you were definitely a better judge than I at the time. I think I was romanticizing the Kim Richards of old from her days on Witch Mountain and Nanny and the Professor. Loved her so much then.
I was not judgemental of the limo fight at the time, as Kyle seemed like she had to be Kims babysitter, or had to feel responsible for a grown ass woman! Thats not anywhere near normal ,so I knew there was tension simmering beneath the surface. But I still was not prepared for how horribly twisted and morally bankrupt Kim is. Kyle, I feel so sorry for you to have a sister like this. Just love your own family and forget Kim. The way she spoke about your child should be the last straw.
Kyle is the baby. I am the baby of five in my family. It is apparently biblically sanctioned to tease the baby rentlentlessly in some families. Eventually, the baby puts an end to that. Allegedly. So I read in books.
On Tue, Apr 7, 2015 at 2:00 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Thanks, TT. Brandi is one sad sick creature.
If Brandi thinks she is being so misinderstood and mistreated, why keep resigning to be on RHOBH? She claims to be smart, but any idiot can see she is an embarrassment to her family and more importantly as a mother. Even if she thinks it is not her fault, she admittedly sees the results of her words and actions because she complains so much about being blamed for things. She would have been making a living somehow without ever hearing of this show. Take the fame you got, do your books and radio and whatever. Just save yourself from all these women that you can’t stand and save the Bravo viewers from you, please.
Nene was much more attractive before but I cant figure out what she did to her face and if it is permanent. Luckily for Brandi, I think it is just fillers which I think, and hope, is temporary. Brandi is beautiful and I thought she looked stunning in her talking heads when she was wearing white with the red lipstick. I think she tried to be Lisa Rinna at the reunion because her lips were too plumped up and her face looked puffy and nothing moved. WTF? Too much blush, not enough eye makeup and the girdle colored spanx dress didnt help.
“Mensa” Brandi— season 2 – “WINSTON Churchill was almost as famous a Black man as MLK.”
Recall that? (Game Night)
LOL. This is the funniest thing ever. Are you aware that her ghost writer’s twitter name is pretty much Winston Churchill? BWAHAHAHAH.
Thanks I need the laugh today.
On Fri, Apr 3, 2015 at 7:14 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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TT-I would love to skim that Twitter acct for “author voice.” It’s the (thank you, Jesus – retired) teacher in me that wants to compare writing styles (or lack of) between Brandi and WinstonChurchill aka Bobby Fisher aka MLK.
On another subject— a big theme in season 2 is Brandi leading the “Kim is an addict” bandwagon.
Brandi is the middle school mean girl. One by one her posse figures her out and by high school she hasn’t a friend in the world. BooHoo.
Perhaps Bravo could make her a “friend of” next year so they can bring her on occasionally to allow the ladies to ridicule the shit out of her. Brandi could be the Housewives version of Alex in “A Clockwork Orange”. Could be fun times!
@TT Have you tried Shaklee products? They have a Meno Balance Complex supplement with Black Cohosh that I love. Also, using a Maca extract or powder in a smoothie can also do the trick.
If brandi was so smart she would say what she “really” means the first time. Isn’t communicating clearly part of being intelligent? But by now we know.
I’m so sick of talking about Brandi. I rewatched the reunion last night and it was almost entirely about her and she is so boring and predictable. This is all exactly what she wants and craves. I’m not blaming you TT cuz you have a blog and readers and I’m addicted to your site but I, for one, am sick of this trash bag.
T, I was half watching the Australian HWs last night and I kept thinking these ladies love to talk dollars and cents, well, not the cents part. I don’t think I have ever seen one of the HWBH spend $8,000 and allow the amount to be said aloud. I’m sure that Brandi couldn’t afford any of their power bills.
I’ve read several of your commenters talk about her losing her kids if Eddie and Leann wanted them. At first, I was like no way, but she needs to mind her public image. Nothing is more unattractive than a drunk woman, and this meeting and banging strangers would not please a judge either.
There seems to be absolutely no making sense of these adult women. They are each involved in games with each other and against each other.
Bwahahah you can’t make this stuff up! I just saw the First Look that was hilarious down to the turkey jumping in that it just goes to show you shouldn’t get into other people’s business because you just don’t know!
This isn’t a “help fix me” type show, so it would really surprise me if Brandi receives any much needed long term counseling on her own. I do think it’s becoming harder for her to control her bad (sometimes violent) behavior. IMO, it’s very likely that she will be arrested or find herself in a custody dispute that will force her into therapy. There is no way that her issues are not effecting her children.
We have all watched BG fit both her feet into her mouth time and time again. Just as LV said, when she drinks, it becomes a problem for all the ladies. That filthy mouth should have been washed with soap when she was little. BG is insecure and hence deflects from her shenanigans by transferring her shortcomings on to the other ladies. The problem with that is; LV, LR, Eileen and Kyle have all figured her out so are done taking her BS and continue to call her out on it. YO has as well but being the person she is, she has refused to engage and holds out that she can still help this train wreck. Kim on the other hand is a case of the blind leading the blind. Either she is trying to stay relevant to the show and going about it the wrong way, or she really is as clueless as she appears. Seems to me they both have some deep seeded issues and have found sympathy with each other. They are feeding off of each other and by doing so, are unable to see further than their own noses. Then again maybe they are both just plain mean. Either way, I will continue to watch this train wreck that is BG. Who knows, maybe, just maybe, one day the meds will kick in and she will have a moment of clarity and realize she is hurting herself and her sons. HOPE ANYONE? As for Kim, that ship has sailed period. At her age she should know better! Thanks TT for giving me a platform to share.
Tina O.
Re watched the reunion episode and was once again struck by the soft ball questions Andy had for Brandi. He and Kim certainly have her back and are helping her with answers. Then I had a horrible thought. Is Andy giving her a spin off??