Hey, y’all sorry for the delay, I’ve been a bit under the weather the past few days. Most of it self-inflicted due to my terrible choices in diet and exercise lately and not taking my supplements. I am trying to get back on the good foot. I need a supplement that makes you want to exercise and take your supplements. Anyway, several of you are emailing me about Brandi’s blog this week so I shall whip out my trusty purple pen and take a look. It’s in the plan to recap Real Housewives of Melbourne tonight. But I am exhausted from a day in THE WORLD and if this coffee doesn’t kick in, the narcolepsy may win out. 🙂
First I snipped the weird “I am a great mother” crap from the beginning and the end of this blog. Kristine seems very fixated on making sure we all know that Brandi boys groceries for the boys. Seriously. As if this is a mother of the year move.
We see the ladies looking beautiful, Yolanda especially. Considering what Yo is going through, it’s amazing how calm, cool, and collected she appeared. Loved the Victoria Beckham dress.
As you can tell, I was stressed just being there. No, I didn’t want to be there. I knew certain people would be in attack mode, and they were. I saw it during the entire season, so why would it be different at the reunion?
Nope. You remained in attack mode, just like you were all season. At least you are consistent.
There is still a misunderstanding I’d like to try to clear up again, gently. When I spoke of a Housewife’s daughter, I was trying to make an analogy. I had seen a few unfair and untrue HW blogs take false potshots at the young lady in question, the same type of untrue potshots that are thrown at me. I was trying to say, “When a stranger tries to label someone something ugly, even if the allegation isn’t true, it can still sting, annoy, and cause a defensive reaction.” It’s hard to hear unfair lies about yourself or someone you love. My example was misunderstood, because I wasn’t clear and chose the wrong words. Yolanda speaks several languages and my Cali girl speak isn’t always one of them. Anyway, it’s my fault I didn’t explain myself better. I hope I finally did now.
Nope what you did was once again call attention to the mistakes of the 17 year old child of the one friend you have on the show. ONCE AGAIN.
As for Lisa V., I believe she knew exactly what I had tried to say, twisted my words, and brought it up to manufacture an ax to grind. Kyle? Kyle can’t follow most conversations, so it’s a case of her simply piggybacking Lisa V. or anyone attacking others.
Kyle can’t follow most conversations? I doubt Brandi can even spell conversations.
You really don’t have to try to twist words when the words are “Just like everyone says your kid has a drinking problem!” Pulling in your BFF’s child and accusing her of having an drinking problem to take the heat off your own drinking problem is way below the belt.
What other points require addressing? Kyle DID backstab Lisa V. and Ken Todd last year. She ABSOLUTELY told me Lisa V. had an affair and had filed a bankruptcy. I was simply used to deliver the message…on TV. My fault. I was manipulated and let myself be used. I have to take complete responsibility for that. I lived and learned.
Wait, so Kyle outsmarted you? That is your defense? I thought she was too dumb to follow conversations. Which is it?
What’s odd is that Lisa V. and Kyle obviously don’t like each other and have nothing in common. Lisa V. is quick and smart. Kyle is slow and not smart.
Thank God you showed up years into their friendship to let them know they have nothing in common.
They use each other, backstab each other, and mock each other every chance they get. However, they do like to get together and pretend to be “classy” ladies, boast about money, and plot together. So actually, Lisa V. and Kyle may be perfect for each other. Enough said there.
I’ve never seen any of the women on the show boasting about money. That is something you are insecure about. You are completely blinded with jealous over money.
The rest of the reunion, I don’t have much to say. Kim was great, strong, on point, and funny. And, yes, we are still friends.
I didn’t see Kim do anything great, strong, on point or funny. Perhaps this will happen in later episodes?
Thanks to Andy for trying to take up for me. I didn’t understand his analogy about horseplay, or maybe “puppyplay” at the time. But, the intent is more important than the delivery, right? I’ve been trying to get that point across for years. But SOME people like to focus on a misunderstood or misstated word or phrase, rather than the intent. I won’t be one of them.
Again, you could not follow a very simple analogy yet Kyle is the dumb one? Also, you might want to ask Mark to ask you what “puppy play” is. You seem a bit clueless there as well.
As anyone could see, I was anxious, and it was only a matter of time before I was reactionary. I tried very, very hard not to be. You have no idea how difficult it is to have people screaming at you from two sides and to remain calm. In similar situations, you can walk away. I don’t have that option very often on RHOBH. If you know me, you know I’ve been diagnosed with anxiety, so it is what it is. Stress me out past my comfort zone, F- bombs fly.
You still see yourself as the victim. If you are telling Andy, Kyle, LVP Eileen and Lisa Rinna to fuck themselves, you have to wonder if you are the cunt satchel.
I am fighting so hard to stay awake but now it is raining and all I want to do is sleep. *YAWN*