It’s kind of ironic that some of my favorite people are Brandiloons. It’s even more ironic that my oldest and dearest Brandiloon has a) Given up alcohol for Lent …and stuck with it unlike me and (2) Is claiming she is not going to watch the reunion. I would suggest that she, and all of my sweet, deluded Brandiloon friends avoid reading this recap as well. The Brandiloons seem to all have a deep Anglophile streak so perhaps something interesting is on BBC this evening.
Brandi’s face. It’s just. I can’t believe people pay to have that done. What a dorky opening. Then he starts right away with other peoples questions (He’ down with OPQ). Kim is in Sharknado 3 (sounds like Kathy is calling in favors). Someone wants to know how the most Eileen has ever won on a sports bet. She says she has lost several thousand and won several thousand it all evens out. Good answer for the IRS. BTW When I had a big win in Tunica they bring out the chips in dramatic fashion with guards and then you sign away your taxes and pay them right there. Brandi describes Kenya as very, very, smart, a little bit crazy and evil. Which is of course why Kenya is my spirit animal. Another fun TT fact: Kenya tweeted me about buying furniture in Atlanta last weekend. I’m sure she has no idea that her haters think she pays me to say nice things about her. But that fanned the flames as I knew it would. OTOH, DID I MENTION KENYA MOORE TWEETED ME! #Dead
Yo is talking about her girls walking in Tom Ford and I am thinking hell I do not know how this woman holds it together. I am such a horrible sick person and she makes it look so easy and then Andy asks her about the tweet where she says she can’t read or write or process information anymore and she bursts into tears. I am shocked. And feel so badly for her. Yolanda explains that her reason for treatment in South Korea was stem cell treatment. That’s interesting. I worry that Yolanda may be overdoing her treatments. I’m poor so when I overdo I take too many supplements for a few days before I see something shiny and forget to take them anymore. If you are Yolanda who can afford a limitless supply of physicians, if you pick them all over the world with all different specialties, that can get very complex and serious with interactions between all the treatment plans. Andy does this upfront and says that he knows she is struggling to be there so she is free to go at any point it becomes too much.
Andy points out that the sisters haven’t talked in almost four months. Kim does the talking. She says “the girls” (cast) have been making things worse between them Kyle says, Brandi has the rest have been helpful. Kim says if they are going to reconcile it will be through counseling and frankly she is fine with the way things are right now. Kyle looks medicated. KYLE. This worries me. Kim says, ” I mean I am happy in my life today is what I am saying. I am very happy in my life.” Yeah, I’m no happiness expert, but Kim Richards is not the bar I am shooting for trying to climb out of the hole. I’m just saying. Kim says she misses her sister a lot. Kyle says that she is only interested in honest conversations with Kim. Seriously, Kyle looks like she took a pre flight bump of Xanax drank several glasses of wine, the plane experienced severe turbulence and she took 2 more Xanax and washed it down with a glass of champagne. She is very sedated looking.
Andy is like, well I am going to have to do this sister drama later because Yolanda has to get back to her lemon groves and infinity pool which over looks the Pacific so her brain can rest so simmer down and I’ll get back to you two later. Long montage. I actually took a bathroom break and it was still running. It’s supposed to show Yo as the peacemaker. He asks LVP about it and she says that Yolanda makes excuses for Brandi (ahem just like LVP used to do when Brandi was denigrating Joyce ) and Lisa acts all mystified as to why Yo would do the exact same thing she did. Kyle says that Yolanda has never been on the receiving end of Brandi cuntiness. Kim says she has been and she has learned that there comes a time where you put things aside and forgive. You know like when they are buying the tequila shots!
LVP points out that Brandi made terrible comments about Bella. And Yo made allowances. Yep. If my “friend” had said that about my “child” I’d be in jail. Yo said her way to react was not to remark. Yo said she knew exactly what Brandi was doing and that was try to throw the attention off her drinking problem and she chose not to engage. Because she’s a mature adult. Which I commend her for, because I would have seriously harmed her while throwing her out of my Malibu home or calling in some servant to cunt punt her out the front door. OPQ why is it Yo”s job to fix Brandi after she chided Lisa for this same thing last year. Brandi goes into denial about her drinking problem. She lies about making it through the 21 days. Lisa jumps in and again starts talking about Brandi saying she can’t function in the group without drinking. Brandi says you guys can all have a drink but I can’t? THAT RIGHT THERE IS AN ADDICT COMMENT. Brandi gets PLASTERED on a TV show where people are mocking her for being a drunk and her children’s father and his new very rich wife are watching her drinking problem blossom on national TV. You know Eddie has suggested she slow it down in front of the cameras yet, she doesn’t. That’s a problem and no matter how many time Winston Churchill pulls on her fancypants to write her blog and begins with these new “tributes to her fantastic mothering skills” that is not going to hold up in a custody battle. And if your cosmetic surgery bill where you get everything from the tip of your head to the bottom of your cunt “rejuvenated” and it costs more than anything that is going to the boys, that will be a problem. I don’t even think they were in private school during all the homelessness evictions. Also Showing up at the HoJos in WeHo three nights out of five in the wee hours does not bolster your “I’m a great mom!” theory.
Brandi’s dress is very ugly. I do not understand this. Can she not get a stylist? Some of my Brandiloon friends are quite wealthy are are cringing about so many things right now, but couldn’t one of you have offered to buy her a dress? Or put her in touch with your stylist? I know you are dying here.
Anyway, it is all bang away on Brandi. She has drinking problems and acts like a cunt. We all know this. All of us except Brandi. It’s like an intervention. The point is Brandi is a mean, aggressive drunk.
I think the asked WAY TOO MANY QUESTIONS ABOUT BELLA’S DUI. She is a CHILD. Probably the worst thing Bravo has done on a reunion.
OMG! Andy brings up the fact that Yolanda’s “chronic lyme disease” is not a real disease. There are numerous articles that support this science, but Yolanda chooses to ignore it. I am glad she is aware that science does not support her diagnosis. I have said that all along. Yo doesn’t get the difference. She says there are people in her family that don’t believe she is truly ill. I GET THAT. No so much family but people who I’ve dated. We are not saying you are not sick Yo, we are saying that there are so many of us that have a fucking illness at midlife and find it hard to think and move and do things and the asshole doctors just keep making up bullshit diagnosis and CHRONIC LYME is one. It is not a real disease, Yo. It doesn’t meant you are not really sick. In fact your rich ass having the same problem after exercising and eating organically and juicing your own lemons and STILL being this debilitated… makes those of us in this situation feel a bit less judgemental about ourselves. But sugarbabe, CHRONIC LYME DISEASE is not a thing and ten rich husbands can’t fix you. I only have one rich husband (in my head, the husband part, not the rich part) and if there was some thing I needed to feel healthy again, I have a feeling he would have already sent it in a Styrofoam airlift in place of a meat shipment. I wish you would be NOT SO CONVINCED it’s “chronic lyme” and more on the hunt to find out what it really is.
And with that they let Yo go home. It was very sad. I think she stayed for like an hour. I commend her for that.
Lisa Rinna
I love her. I know she is going to apologize to Medford. And her kids who seem to hate people who eat food.
Lisa’s dad is very ill. She’s struggling with that. Lisa says Delilah was horrified over the chub chub comment. Lisa said it was a tough moment. I found her response to be an insincere PR move. Lisa is obsessed with being thin, and while I think she works out and has a good muscle mass and is likely healthy I think she is terrified of losing her figure. I wish I would have carried more about mine in the years before shit went sour. I didn’t. I was still getting laid AND eating ice cream. Why fix what ain’t broke? I’d give another overshare but I’m running long. You can ask me later if you want.
They ask Rinna how much she made exactly to do the Depends ad. She would prefer not to say. Andy says, “Seven figures?” She says “OOOOH Yeah.” Eileen says she will wear a Depends on her head next year. 🙂 I love these two.
Kim Richards says she is 100% more discerning when it comes to taking jobs than Rinna. Which of course is why she is working for just a SCONCE about SAG minimum wage for her Revenge role where they mock her for being an addict. COME ON RINNA HIT HER BACK FOR THIS. Andy fucking mocks the hell out of Kim for doing “Diving With The Stars” for peanuts and refusing to ACTUALLY DIVE. See? It is shit like this that drags me back into my abusive relationship with Andrew. I need to KEEP READING OUR LOVE LETTER.
Bear with me for being late. I sort of want to WATCH some of this reunion rather than just listen and transcribe in broken English and misspelled words…
ROFLMAO OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! LISA RINNA SLAY KIM RICHARDS WHEN SHE SAYS, YOU KNOW, THAT IS SOMETHING THAT I DID TURN DOWN. SO THERE IS SOMETHING I SAY NO TO.
I’m done. I can drop the mic right here because Lisa Rinna just slayed the fuck out of Kim Richards. Andy Cohen SO had to know that through Kyle and BWAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAH.
Some sort of shit slanging from Brandi and Kim comes toward Rinna. Then Andy does an OPQ about her weight. She says, look, there was a lot going on with my parent’s health at that point, I was filming, it was a lot, I was too thin at a point, but I have it under control. Eileen supports Rinna saying that she has always been that way. Brandi says that she is not going say Lisa has an eating disorder because she doesn’t want people judging her drinking. Lisa points out that Brandi texted her that she would not want to to hang out with an old hag with an eating disorder. Brandi denies it.
Look I am not sure where eating disorder starts and skinny person begins or where eating disorder starts and obesity begins, I get both ends can be confusing. But to me Lisa has muscle tone, she is one of the few women I have seen eat on camera, and I love her and hope it is not a health issue for her. End of Story. As someone who feels like they can’t say to their doctor, um, so I’m suddenly huge without them thinking I suck down Twinkies all day, I GET IT. I am VERY concerned about my weight gain at the moment because my caloric intake has not changed. Um except when I said fuck healthy choices and then I merely did a PSA about the health pitfalls of lasagna as a processed food item . I still think I should make my comparison a choice here but I feel like I make this place too much about me already. If you want me to tell you I will.
Sigh. I don’t want to transcribe this. I am sure you are watching. It’s sad. Brandi is trying to pretend she doesn’t have a drinking problem. Kyle brings up THIS.
This was Brandi not having a drinking problem what two, three years ago? Her response was Kyle doesn’t have a period anymore? This just FUELS MY FIRE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS AT MENOPAUSE. Or Perimenopause and no one knows what it means. I’m going to write a goddamn book.
Oh it’s Brandi and Lisa drama.
The wine is setting in. I don’t want to transcribe this shit but BRANDI JUST SAID TO LISA THAT PROPER HUMAN BEINGS … seriously are you going to hold your self up to LVP and tell her what “proper human beings would do?” She is LISA FUCKING VANDERPUMP and she is A PROPER HUMAN BEING. You angle should be to her underbelly is she is the most horrific boss ever. On the other hand, she is rich, and runs lots of restaurants and has a cute accent. If all you have going for you is someone wants to give you some financial attention… you should back off.
Lots of high pitched shit I can’t take it
I seriously have to make this stop. It hits all of my panic attack triggers. I am sorry I can’t go further but no. I cant
Ok what did Brandi call Kyle? Anyone?
I believe she called her a “fucking cunt”.
What’s killing me is that she didn’t want to repeat what she said!! It’s almost as if she realized its on camera and it could be replayed so she finally admitted what she said! I almost thought Andy was going to scold her at that point! Seemed he was having issues with her potty mouth and nasty behavior!
I agree, surprised she didn’t want to repeat it. It’s not like it’s the worst she has done or said.
See you next Tuesday.
I thought it was f**king c*nt.
Yes sir-ee she called Lisa V a “fucking cunt” & tonight we learn from Ms. Glanville that calling someone out on their rude behavior = ABUSE!
Andy: “”You’re playing & then you take it one step too far.”
Brandi: “I’ve taken enough abuse & I’m not going to take it from you too.”
Then fast forward & still pissed off at Andy she tells him to “Fuck Off”!
Since Andy’s not listening to the majority I think it’s time he gets a slap & a drink thrown in his face. It may be the only hope of bringing him to his senses & he’ll fire her ass. WHO talks to their boss like that & what boss allows that behavior?! ⊙.☉
ETA: So not only is Brandi confused re the meaning of “hypocrisy”, but also “abuse”. Kind of makes one 2nd guess the whole “affair” story!
Correction to above: S/B “. . . she called Kyle . . . “.
Actually between parts 2, 3, & then the night of secret footage, the question will be who did Brandi NOT call a “fucking cunt” (including Andy, makeup, the set crew, people in the lobby, on the street, viewers . . .) ⊙.☉
Wow, Brandi REALLY hates Kyle. I don’t get it…how can you hate someone with such zeal that you fantasize about beating them up (or was it killing them?). She is doing everything in her power to make Kyle look bad because Kyle smoked some weed. Big fucking deal. Brandi would do better to smoke weed and leave the booze and pills alone, imo.
@Gingersnap I don’t know what it is. Is it still about game night? Or is Brandi so miserable and jealous that Kyle has a good looking husband, nice children, and seems to have money? She does have a special hatred for Kyle and I’m not sure why.
4TheArtist ~ I don’t know…it’s like she’s taken on all of Kim’s negative energy, mixed with her own, and wants blood. Maybe I’m being theatrical, but this hate is tangible and creepy.
4TheArtist nailed why Brandi’s jealous of Kyle. Kim & Brandi have bonded because Kim has been living with this jealousy & hatred for the majority of her life. It’s like she’s found her soul mate. + she’s finally found her own friend – 100% her own, that she doesn’t have to share. You’re not being theatrical (I’ve lived it). This hate is “tangible” & VERY “creepy.
Kim never got over Kyle being born & having to share her parent’s attention, affection & the spotlight.
It’s nothing specific. Not game night, not jealousy over Kyle’s life (why does everyone resort to this “she’s jealous of me!” thing? Like Nene, who everyone is super jealous of.) Anyways… it’s not one thing. It’s probably just that Kyle especially calls Brandi out/goes after her because Brandi’s (dumb, elementary) relationship with Kim. And Kyle and Brandi were friends for a minute, so there’s probably some left-out feelings now that Kyle and LVP are cool again.
But no, no, let’s not all do the stupid, “she’s jealous of her life” thing. After all, Brandi probably sincerely believes that Kyle couldn’t get men like she can, you know, winners like JR or whoever… blech. (Never mind that Kyle probably is not on the prowl like Brandi is, in her non-outfits!)
And I used to root for Brandi. No redeeming qualities. Seriously, I tried to hold out. Just… Awful.
Well yelling at your boss and saying your cast mate is a cunt and threatening peoples life, it was too much and only looks to get worse. I like the puppy biting analogy but seeing BG response, she’s probably been called a dog before #triggerpoints
I thought that was the best part of the night! Brandi got so pissed because she associated what Andy said as being called a dog…and maybe a bitch? and maybe a bitch in heat? I don’t know, but by her reaction, it hit home pretty hard. Whoopsie, Andrew. Heehee!
This was a GREAT blog.
Yolanda compared her to a dog on WWHL and Brandi took it as if Wacca did something wrong you just correct the dog. It’s Ok for Yolanda (or Kim If she were coherent enough) to compare her to a dog but hell hath no fury if someone else does. Talk about a hypocrite.
Yolanda compared her to taking out the trash. She didn’t even blink.
I think someone needs to call Cesar Milan to “shush” Brandi.
If he can tame a vicious pit bull, he has at least a fighting chance with a rabid giraffe.
“rabid giraffe”…TeeHee!!!
Brandi acted like a total count the entire time. I’m not a violent person but I can honestly say I would have loved to have seen her get punched. All whomever punched her had to say is they were joking and that makes it ok, right?
Stupid autocorrect…Brandi acted like a CUNT, not count.
Count Brandi! “How many cunts are sitting across from me? One cunt, two cunts, three cunts! AHAHAHAHA!!!!”
Sorry, I’m crazy and I think in pictures.
Oh, but it was such a funny, funny autocorrect!
Yes to this. I wish andy would bring Kandi in so she could drag this bish. She makes me see red!
if they punched her face it would deflate from all the Botox.. she looks truly UGLY.. geessshhh.. just like the Joker on batman..
Yes……Brandis puffy face is NOT so attractive! A good slap (puncture) might help! A slacould be considered a joke, right?
Yolanda posted test results on her instagram that indicate she’s got mercury poisoning.
I didn’t know that. So it’s not Lyme decease? Or is this some kind of side effect of her treatments?
My favorite part was Andy’s analogy of the dog who is playful, then goes too far and bites. Perfect analogy for Brandi’s antics.
I’ve never been much of a Yolanda fan, but I felt really sorry for her tonight. Whatever this disease is, it was clearly evident at the reunion. I wonder if that cleanse is the problem? I’ve heard it can be dangerous if done for too long.
Ha! Wonder what Watcha’s reaction was to being compared to Brandi?
Who? What?
It’s Wacha.
The baseball player? What am I missing here? I don’t get it.
Oh, his DOG! Sorry, I have a bit of “chemo brain”.
OMG one of my cats is named Watcha LOLOL!!!
I liked Yolanda comparing Brandi to a sack of trash that should be left by the curb. Brandi didn’t bat an eye, but then got all upset and Andy giving her a pass by calling her a playful puppy.
YES! That was hysterical! I was waiting for Brandi to say “gee thanks” to Yolanda (I actually wouldn’t have blamed her) but no,nothing. Yet she gets all butt hurt when Andy tried to defend her because of the analogy he used. She is so off its mind boggling. I have to admit though, that so far I am loving seeing Brandi get what she deserves and hope it continues throughout the next 2 episodes.
Um, I didn’t see that perhaps, you meant *should not*
There is a reason people put trash out on the curb — so it doesn’t stink up their lives.
Yolanda didn’t mention it, but clearly she’s also developed a problem with her sense of smell.
@Cat- Yeah, I wouldn’t be surprised if that Master Cleanse bullshit is the cause of her health problems. There’s no way that can be healthy.
Is is just me, or was Andy trying to start some Kim/Kyle drama with that dog bite comment? OMF-ingG! He wants these women to muser each other. I’m convinced that’s his ultimate goal.
*murder each other. sorry, typing too fast.
Why does Kyle’s face look so smooth and scary? Her face and head looks like a scary cupie doll. Even her hairline looks like its pushed further back.
I see what you’re saying I just felt like she’d maybe doubled her xanax in prep for the reunion. I find Kyle to be one of the most naturally gorgeous people on television. I think her insecurity is what people react negatively to. (in part, I’m sure there are other factors). Oh Kyle my heart goes out to thee your sister is bat shit crazy.
I can’t imagine anyone watching tonight not having sympathy for Kyle. Both Kim & Brandi were disgusting – glaring at her with absolute hatred in their eyes. And Kim loved every minute of Brandi’s attack. [And to think next week she goes after her own niece!] The only time Kim changed her attitude was when Andy asked her about Brandi’s drunken behavior where she got so giddy she was wiggling around in her seat.
She had her eyes done. I think she has had an exceptional job done. They look so clear & bright. Maybe she is wearing contacts. I wear contacts. Who wants to wear glasses?
I agree. Kyle is naturally beautiful.
LMAO! Did anyone notice kyle’s dark green colored contacts? They were seriously creeping me out and looked like doll eyes!
I thought that Kyle and Lisa Rinna looked so beautiful. I know that both Kyle and Yolanda must have had work done on their faces but it is barely detectable. Usually when someone has their eyes done, they wind up with one eye looking wide open and the other looking much smaller and almost slit. Kyle and Lisa were also the best dressed, imo.
Something is definitely off about her face and I noticed the hairline also. I thought at first she lost weight but I don’t think that’s it.
I think Kyle is stunningly beautiful. I think her look tonight is due to stress from her witch of a sister. I’d be putting her to the curb with the other trash, If I were Kyle.
I thought she looked absolutely stunning. Now, if you want scary, then look to the other side of the couch, and you will see Brandi.
Just watching this now in Oz. OMG, Brandi’s cheeks look like they are about to explode! The latest work has backfired on her because now she has created deep furrows between her cheeks and her nose.
Yes, Kylie’s refreshed and youthful look turned into pinched and pulled this evening. Her facial work and weight loss/surgery looked great until the reunion. She was clearly stressed.
No amount of money, coaching or Xanax/booze cocktails could ever turn BG into a rational, reasonable and witty conversationalist. Oscar Wilde would not not have resorted to rolling his eyes, name calling or hurling profanities.
She had a little drool coming out of one side of her mouth like a stroke victim. Terrible doctor. It’s all in the doctor, I tell ya.
Oscar Wilde would’ve insulted the living shit out of her, knowing she wouldn’t understand any of his double entendres and witticisms, while she would interpret them all as complements. So, yeah, kind of like what Andy’s doing to just about all of the women in the Housewives franchise.
Would someone PLEASE give Lisa a bloody cup of tea ! Andy you’re an Asshole !
I was going to post the same thing. How could they not get Lisa Vanderpump a fucking cup of tea????
I felt bad for her begging. Andy is a dick.
They were on a Bravo set, not at Villa Rosa, and Andrew isn’t Rocio. They were supposed to hold up filming so LVP could have her cup of tea? Um, no.
They managed to get everyone else on set something to drink. What a poor host, shame on Andy.
By the time he complained about getting her a cup of tea, they could have made her a dozen. He didn’t want her to have one, yeah he is an asshole.
He could have been a gentleman instead of a scum bag and given her his.
It’s outrageous. She was parched. Bravo Epic FAIL.
You want her to talk? Give her her damn tea!!!
Brandi:
Getting called out on your shit does not constitute “abuse”.
Oh, and I’m sure your sons (and their friends) are very glad to know that you fucked the Dutch guy both nights.
Lisa doesnt care who she screws but did Brandi need to screw her kid’s friend? Brandi, as usual, doesnt get it. Good for Brandi for being a cougar but stay away from co-workers children and friends. Awkward and innappropriate.
I’m like how long did she know this youngster? Did they just meet and she slept with him two days in a row. Great parenting skills, the boys can see mommy is an easy lay, does she kiss her children with random men lips, tips? Is she a working girl, it’s legal in Amsterdam just wondering what mother speaks of their adult life where the children can see
Brandi is clearly terrified of getting older. Thus her need to plump her face out, throw out menopause barbs, and brag about letting 23 year olds use her skanky ass like its something to be proud of. Delusion thy name is Brandi.
So being a slut, calling women cunts, telling your boss to F off, black out drunk, liar, sexually aggressive and the list goes on…, but hey, she’s a great mom right? Attention Eddie and Leann, grab those boys now!
It’s hilarious! Brandi acts like scoring with some kid is something others are jealous of her for! That kid was so non-chalant that I burst out laughing as he drank his drink with the plastic stirrer pressed hard against his face… just like a kid would do.
Well, she wrote an entire book on the subject. (Of who she fucked after daddy left.)
barf about the 23 year old. Why was she acting like he was some sort of conquest to be envied?
That’s what I would like to know. She seriously thinks the other women are jealous that she was treated like the skanky ho she is and slept with someone she just met, half her age at that! Most would be embarrassed to admit it, but the Queen of Delusion thinks it makes her special and something to be envied! What a joke!
@Sal –
Brandi thinks that being screwed by anything that breathes air makes her special.
He was nothing special. I’m a little suspicious about how they met. Of all the young men in Amsterdam, he just happened to be around and ‘fall’ for Brandi? And it just doesn’t feel like a coincidence that he was Max’s best friend? Hmm, something in the buttermilk ain’t clean (thanks Phaedra)
I said the same thing and got some horseshit responses about how people always run into people they know in Europe. Happens all the time. Nothing to see here.
Only Brandi didn’t seem to know the kid previously and was not really hanging around LVP. So I agree about with your buttermilk theory.
On Sat, Apr 4, 2015 at 8:11 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I doubt they just ran into each other. He heard Max’s mom was going to film in Amsterdam & he went looking for her, hoping to get his 15 minutes. He was willing to do anything to get on tv so he did Brandi. It worked.
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I wouldn’t have touched the Dutch guy with a ten foot pole. He was weird. How dare she blame her VD on Eddie. She prolly has all kinds of STD’s laying dormant in that cesspool of a vajayjay.
@gessiewtf – Neither would I. He was creepy looking. Yuck!
Brandi’s answer was to brag on how he was bossing her around. How junior high to equate that with caring!
Her downstairs area probably smells like a ham hock. I bet she could use it to season a pot of greens. I really hope I’m not violating any commenting rules with that remark.
I know Brandi is a disgusting woman, but that is gross. She made a similar comment about another female, so, what does that say about you?
I agree with you Minky. And, Sandra, the problem with Brandi’s comment is that she said someone else said it, which was later proven to be untrue.
Had Brandi said “She looks like . . .”, she wouldn’t be getting sued right now.
No, I don’t believe I’ve compared any other Real housewives’ private parts to smoked pork products. Correct me if I’m wrong. Women like Brandi inspire me to use language in creative ways. Didn’t mean to offend anyone… Well, other than possibly Brandi.
It’s gross, nasty and classless. I don’t care who says it, and now talking about a stinking vagina flavoring food sounds retarded, Proof, what? She said he said she said, bullshit.
You mentioned that I wrote a similar comment in another reply. I don’t recall doing that. That’s what I was referring to when I wrote “Correct me if I’m wrong”. Again, didn’t mean to be inflammatory. I was trying to be humorous. Maybe next time.
And thanks for the support Gillette. I appreciate it muchly.
Gilette, My first comment had nothing to do with a stupid lawsuit that I don’t care about. That wasn’t the point.
Minky, No I didn’t say you wrote a similar comment else where. I’m sorry, I don’t mean to be a bitch, it just struck me as gag worthy. I’m sure you are humorous, just, not this. I look forward to your funny comments.
No worries Sandra. It’s cool.
Minky……thanks for the real laugh out loud chuckle!
It’s okay, Minky. Pretty sure I’ve seen FAAAAR worse (or more “colorful!) stuff on here!
🙂
If people can talk about her “cesspool vajayjay” and her STDs, pretty sure you’re fine.
Actually LVP noted that the little Dutch boy said that Brandi was too drunk to have sex the second night. Brandi’s retort was “at least he wanted me”. Says a lot , a whole lot.
I thought it was funny.
I’ve always thought Brandi was beautiful but what happened to her face?? Maybe too much blush and filler in her mouth. Her top lip didnt move and her cheekbones are already pronounced so that pound of blush was overkill. At least, her hair looked great. I like the new length.
dude her face was awful. I’m thinking she just tucked her hair and will have the ratty extensions next week. Such a pretty girl she really doesn’t need much but goes waaay overboard on the plumping!
It looked like they put dirt on Brandi’s face instead of make up. Very weird. Kyle’s make up was horrible as well–it looked like they plastered gunk on her face and it went solid. Everyone else looked okay–Kim was her usual turkey neck and head.
She used to be a natural beauty. When she first joined the cast as Adrienne Maloof’s friend, she looked really nice and fresh faced. Two seasons in and she has succommed to the plastic BH ‘look.’ I don’t know, maybe it’s hard to resist the pressure to conform. Still zero sympathy for Brandi. She’s so ugly on the inside, it’s only fitting that her face matches her personality.
Brandy was a nasty piece of work tonight. More than usual.
@Toni … I agree. This is the worst I’ve ever seen her. She behaved like an arrogant, narcissistic teenager, not a forty-something mother of two boys. That high-pitched, garbage mouth — disgusting. Won’t her little men be proud of her when they get older and watch all of this.
ugh the comment from Brandi to Kyle in essence saying “you no longer get your period bitch” made me sick. I just don’t understand how anyone could/can defend her behavior. She’s such a bad example for her little boys, RHOBH is not the right forum for her. I hope she gets the counseling, anger management, rehab she needs. She and GG are twinsies!
Ikr, like dumb bitch you are a woman sooner than later too shall go through the change of life, if she lives that long. Chic is 42, peripause is rapidly approaching. Btw, we all know you still have your period 1)you’re a gargantuan bitch 2)I think we all saw your nasty tampon string trying to commit suicide.
Brandi is so stupid. Since when does a woman’s biological process constitute a character flaw. I’m surprised Kyle has managed to not bite Brandi’s face off Hannibal style.
Brandi should be careful with that mouth. I went through menopause at 42. I know someone who went through it at 30. She’s horrible. Bravo time to take out the trash
Kyle is only 4 years old than Brandi, right?
Yeah, I don’t get the menopause stuff. She better be careful. I went through it at 42 (her age) and I tell ya’ you couldn’t pay me to go back. I’m quite happy not having Aunt Flow come to visit every month! Cheaper too, those tampons are expensive – maybe that’s why Brandy likes to show hers off.
@sal agree with everything you wrote! 100%. Brandi is such a piece of trash. Round one of the reunion was disgusting re Brandi. She really needs to stop with the period business. It’s annoying the fuck out my my estrogen patch wearing self and I am her age! Stupid bitch, it will hit her before she knows it. And really can her ex and his wife please take the children??? I am embarrassed for them. Ugh.
Omgggg TT has nailed the recap again! Idk if I can wait 2 more weeks for this to be over. I’m sad for Yo, I am repulsed by Kim & BG, who both, by the way, look ‘rode hard & put up wet’. (& I finally can see Kim’s ‘reverse eyebrows! Lol!) agree with above that Kyle looks like a scary doll. What I am really pissed about is them talking about Bella & appalled that BG fucked LVP’s kid’s friend. Either would’ve caused my momma bear instincts to cut a bitch! But, hey, I’m perimenopausal, too! Andy is a kiss-ass & I get unreasonably angry watching this particular group of ladies. I sooo hope this is end of road for Kim & BG. (“Meanwhile, Mike Souhed is shitfaced?)” Thanks again TT for a spot-on recap!
My favorite has always been Lisa Vanderpump but it was refreshing to read Tamara calling her out on her treatment of Joyce.
Joyce was a nice woman who meant no harm. There was never a reason to be mean to her.
Tamara called someone out for poor treatment? That’s interesting, she ranks right up there with Brandi as one of my least favorite reality stars. Add Nene in there too. eek controversial of me I know! I do have a friend who works at a high end hotel in Atlanta who said Neenster is pretty nice in person. sorry off topic! I am channeling divas from across the different housewives. I think you can be an alpha female (Lisa Vanderpump) without putting others down constantly.
I think she was referring to Tamara as in Tamara Tattles not Tamara Judge.
Between Brandi & Nene I believe Andy’s received more angry tweets & emails than any other housewife (possibly since Jill Zarin). By him refusing to listen to the viewers & instead placing these 2 “characters” front & center he’s proving he’s got a sick fascination with debauchery & violence. He’s telling the viewers “I don’t give s shit want you want / It’s all about me”.
He’s telling us exactly what Brandi told him “F**k You”!
Lea Black (Miami) used to do that (putting others down) before she was called out by Lisa Hochstein at the reunion.
Agreed. I hope Lisa V apologized to Joyce somewhere down the road. Joyce could have had a very satisfying I told you so moment.
oh got you on Tamara Judge! Thank you, was confused 🙂
In last year’s blog, LVP said she apologized to Joyce and liked her a lot. They became good friends and have kept the friendship going, even though Joyce is no longer on the show. They exchange tweets frequently and seem to go out together with their husbands.
I am happy she did that. Thanks for letting me know. 🙂
Brandi is all deflection and no recovery in part 1! Lisa V handled her quite nicely and hit her with every point. Brandi thinks it’s ok to call Bella a 17 year old model an alcoholic because everyone calls her one. Juvenile! I can’t believe Yolanda keeps defending and allowing Brandi to make an ass out of her. Now she’s coming for her kid similar to how she did Adrienne’s kids. I truly believe Brandi has something on Yolanda for Yolanda to keep giving her passes.
Then Brandi is back talking about this weed crap. And I do mean crap. Last I recall weed hasn’t killed anyone unlike mixing Xanax and alcohol together would. At this rate if Kyle wants to smoke hay to her hearts desire I won’t be mad! She needs to distress since she has be Kim’s watchful eye most of her life. I just found it humorous Brandi was trying to be all anti-drug when she pops Xanax like the are candy. Girl bye.
Kim, Kim, Kim. Since when did Kim become an Oscar and Emmy winner and no one told me! She really said she had more pride than Rinna because she wouldn’t do a Depends commercial. But yet she’s doing Sharknado 3 nor has she acted much since the 1980s! I’ll do a Depends ad if I was going to take home 7-figures, hell yeah. I doubt Kim will even make no less than 3/4th that salary. Kim has come a long ways since acting beside Bette Davis, Samuel L Jackson and Christina Ricci to now next to Tara Reid. Yes Kim Richards has finally arrived, world!
If I were Rinna, I’d have said something like, “38 episodes of Hello, Larry and now she’s Katharine Cornell!”
But that’s just me.
lmfao! Least more people would know who Lisa R was even if they didn’t watch RHOBH. My brother knew who Lisa R because of Days and he has no desire to watch housewives. Who knew Kim Richards before this show? I sure as hell didnt.
Oh, I sure knew Kim. But I watched WAY too much TV in the 70’s, plus I’m one of those freaks who always reads all the credits. Friends would just call her “That girl from Hello, Larry and Tuff Turf” and we’d laugh and laugh…
I must admit I remembered Kim from “Nanny and the professor”.
I had offen wondered what became of her. I grew up watching Kim on T.V. and I always wondered what became of her. Now I know
Sorry my second *always wondered what became of her should of read “I always loved her”.
I’d do a depends commercial for a pack of their products
Kim would probably do Depends too if they offered a product surrounding a shit pillow!
That’s cute.
But she sure doesn’t mind taking cash from her sisters and their husbands.
Yeah, didn’t Mauricio use to give her money? Allegedly. Maybe they stopped and that’s why she hates Kyle now.
Some people call him the space cowboy;
Some call him the gangster of love
But Kim calls him Maurice
Which is indicative o—of . . . ٩(̃-̮̮̃-)۶
Kim is more selective than Lisa? Girl, please. Andy won some of my love back by bringing that up. So shady.
And I don’t believe for one moment that Kim would turn down doing a Depends commercial for a seven figure sum, which LR said she got!
Again, I’d do a Depends commercial for ten cases of Mexican Co-colas.
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Yolanda didn’t say so, but she’s clearly struggling with her sense of smell. She’s unable to smell the trash. I’m anxious for TT’s recap re Brandi’s current blog where she blames Yolanda speaking several languages on her inability to understand her comment re Bella! What’s her excuse for the millions of viewers who also “misinterpreted” it?! Your comparison of Kim to Tara Reid is spot-on. Kim would’ve traded her 1st born & accepted a fraction of the cash Lisa received for the Depends ad. (Also, what’s with her constant ridicule of Lisa re her weight when it appears they’re the same size?!) The jealousy is real, & the delusion’s so thick; Brandi & Kim both distort reality & both believe they can revise history.
Slightly off topic (you mentioned OPQ so I consider it tangentially on topic), about three months ago the Naughty By Nature song came on and I had to have the talk explaining OPP to my 68 year old musical theater lovin’ partner of twelve years. He now drops it into conversations with me at random. This not a sign of dementia but rather one of the reasons I love him.
Brandi is turning into Jocelyn Wildenstein along with Jessica Sauhoud, which makes me think they share a plastic surgeon.
I like your brand of funny Xanadude––your post on the Shahs (cautionary morality parable) cracked me up and this too. Your partner sounds like a hoot as well.
Wow…I thought BG was a POS when she’s tanked…she’s so much worse sober. Andy was throwing her Brandiloon questions + comments right up until the dog biting analogy which may have been a side swipe @ the lawsuit against Kim/ Kingsley (???) And Kim had some nerve the way she treated Kyle…like she’s got her ish together and Kyle is the problem child. ROFL when Kyle blasted BG on the tampon string + Rinna served Kim about her acting jobs. The look on Kim’s face when Andy cracked on the diving show….hysterical. Part 1 was good stuff.
I had sympathy for Brandi in the beginning because Eddie cheated on her, but now I understand why he would. She is such a pig and believe me I don’t like to talk like that. She needs to stop throwing herself a pity party and get on with her life. I can’t ever see her getting married again because if a man is smart he wouldn’t want her. Well, maybe for a one night stand but not as marriage material. Yuck! Did you see how she acted when Lisa R said her father was sick and in the hospital. Brandi hated the fact that someone else got a little attention. I wonder how many times she called Lisa with her concerns about her father. According to Brandi even if you’re not friends with someone, you should call and state your concerns. Such a hippocrite.
Someone tweeted Lisa Rinna & asked if Brandi had reached out to her re her father. Lisa’s reply → “NOPE”!
Omgggg TT has nailed the recap again! Idk if I can wait 2 more weeks for this to be over. I’m sad for Yo, I am repulsed by Kim & BG, who both, by the way, look ‘rode hard & put up wet’. (& I finally can see Kim’s ‘reverse eyebrows! Lol!) agree with above that Kyle looks like a scary doll. What I am really pissed about is them talking about Bella & appalled that BG fucked LVP’s kid’s friend. Either would’ve caused my momma bear instincts to cut a bitch! But, hey, I’m perimenopausal, too! Andy is a kiss-ass & I get unreasonably angry watching this particular group of ladies. I sooo hope this is end of road for Kim & BG. (“Meanwhile, Mike Souhed is shitfaced?)” Thanks again TT for a spot-on recap!
Damn, TT, now I’m thinking about Twinkies.
Brandi has so much filler in her face it looks like her eye are sinking into the back of her head. I bet if she looks down she can see the insides of her esophagus. I do not understand why she talks about the other women being old, when she is the one that looks like a 65 year old woman who had a face lift. I hope she isn’t on RHOBH next season. She is not enjoyable to watch.
doesn’t her self expression look like she’s smelling something foul? weird face.. geesh
I would love to be the token Black Woman to whoop Brandi ass, she is such a vile person my goodness. To put your hands on my Aunt in my Head LVP, made my blood boil, I just can’t with her blatant lies and disrespect.. ..Off with the bitch’s head……Kyle’s a cunt? Are you kidding me don’t all type at once, who is the epitome of a cunt…this poor excuse for a “woman ” is a cunts doppelganger.
Oh how I’d love to get all types of Detroit, Bronx, Philly on her.
Me too! Id love to put paws on Brandi. She thinks she so tough. So gangster. So street. Ok put her in Compton, pork/Beans projects of Miami or Camden NJ for one week. She’ll be crying to go back to BH a new and improved changed woman!
Yas CoCo, yet there’s only two play gansta we all know who they are does there dirt then cries wolf. One is legally blind while P.O.P. holdin’ it down ; the other ran two people over now has a sudden “heart condition”.
As well as the many ‘Wankstas ‘ as so eloquently versed by our dear Fiddy ¢. How dare she refer to Bella a child at 17 making a mistake versus your 42 year old ass is no comparison. Grow up, I just want to shake the sense into her. Yolanda is not now nor never shit faced drunk, looking a HAM in front of her children. Her Young Women actually work, earning their keep, not screwing the town with that drunk hole she call a vagina. How dare you bring up someone child, the quickest way to get your ass whooped.
I wonder if Mr. Cohen needs a female bouncer crew. I know a few of them need the “Cunt Punt “, in the words of our illustrious TT B.K.A. Purple Pen TT. CocoBrown we should send our resume in Girl. Lol
Dueces!!! Hahaha
From one black woman to another, Brandi is not worth your metaphorical, real or dream sequence ass whooping! You’re better than that. Silence her with words and facts. That really gets to her. Her pathetic response would probably be to call you a ‘fucking cunt’ or say that you’re ‘evil’ and she’s ‘scared’. That’s the best she can do.You silence her with words? you win. IJS.
Amen
TT, do we need to wait until the end of the reunion to officially crown this season’s “Queen Cunt Satchel?”
I think this needs to be a new tradition at the end of each HW season.
Yes, please! lmao
I actually thought the reunion was kind of boring. I don’t care about the Richards sisters drama that has been going on for years and I think we have beaten the Brandi is an a$$hole to death. Bravo needs to over haul the cast so we can hate on new people please. Lol but not
Agreed! That’s why I think Eileen and Lisa R are such a great addition. They bring the freshness and they are successful and interesting. I hope they both stay.
First of all, I thought Eillen is so pretty to night and everyone else looke BOTOX-ed UP!!! all their lips are weird and BG face looks rounder. She has the weirdest figure. I didn’t think Lisa Vanderpump look all that great either.
So sad to see what Yolanda is going through and I think that she is such a sweet person to want to keep trash on her curb.
I LOVE that when Kim said that she was more choosy in her job, Lisa R said actually she turned down the Diving with the Stars job. HAHA that was a good comeback!, but Lisa R could use a burger…
And if I was Lisa VP I could extend myself and ask Brandi about her father either.
I had to fast forward through most of Kim and Brandi’s talking. I find their face so weird, same goes for Lisa Vanderpump and I’m a fan of Lisa V.
I wouldn’t extend myself
High 5
Thanks for the great recap, TT.
The look on Brandi’s face, the glowing eyes, when she was talking about Lisa having to watch her back, and fantasizing about beating up Kyle…scary.
I’d be looking into restraining orders. Brandi’s blown a gasket in the same way Kim has because she’s being called out on her drinking.
That girl is in way over her head, and has few tools to articulate her pain and sense of betrayal. She just comes out swinging and self-destructive. That’s what happens when a window licker gets inside and doesn’t know how to use it to her advantage.
I empathize with Yolanda. After dealing with her illness, she may have glimpsed the “big picture,” and wants to help Brandi redirect her increasingly reckless behavior before it reaches its inevitable conclusion. But that task is too much for one person, especially one with a chronic illness.
Thanks for the recap, TT. Satisfying and on point, as usual.
Maybe Brandi learned the crazy eyes look from Kim’s performance in the limo because that face looked just as evil …
Brandis’ cheeks are so pronounced til if you drew a bullseye on each one, she would resemble that character from the movie “Saw”. I loved the dog analogy AC used in describing Brandis’ behavior, it was obvious he struck a chord, because she didn’t appreciate it, lol. Kyle looked like she was just damn FED UP with Kim, and I don’t blame her. And Brandi was very transparent, when she called Kyle a name, and AC asked her to repeat what she said, and she immediately tried to go into “I don’t recall” mode when everybody clearly heard her. I hope Yolanda gets better at some point. I would think that she has money to be able to see the best doctors without having to go to Korea. It reminds me of Farrah Fawcett going all the way to Europe for treatment, but still died in the end. Same with Mrs ML King going to Mexico (or somewhere like that I think). Brandis’ dress made her look like a SLOG. Slutty Lazy Old Gal (imo) Goodnite all.
@eg
Steve McQueen went to Mexico for laetrile treatments. It causes “mild cyanide poisoning”. He died too.
I don’t know what kind of emotional game Kim was trying to pull with Kyle early in the episode with the “they need therapy away from the cameras…. but she’s happy… yet she misses her sister” I was like ‘bitch what?” Kyle handled it for the time being correct that if Kim wants to have discussion it has to be truthful and honest.
+++1 Kyle keeping her remote stare (medically induced?) and simply saying a discussion has to be truthful and honest was the perfect response.
But then I suppose that’s why Kim is *happy*. If she doesn’t have an honest discussion, she can continue in her la-la land, with no one contradicting her.
@CocoBrown, Kim is just a nasty piece of work. Kyle is so much better off drawing a line in the sand and saying DEUCES BIATCH,
Well, I have to say my favorite moment was Lisa Rinna saying she turned down the diving show. The look on Kim’s face was priceless.
Yes! Because Kim only does super classy serious acting gigs, you know, like Sharknado 3!
@khintx I might have to dvr it so I can fast forward to where the Kim eats the shark and the shark chokes and dies on her turkey neck.
oh haha I mean where the shark eats Kim.
WTF is going on with Brandi’s face? It looks like the “moon face” that people get from taking steroids.
Too much alcohol?
Toxic shock syndrome side effect.
Every new time I come on to comment I need to fill out my info again (I don’t know why) and I accidentally typed in “Metedo” instead of “Meredo”. Thus, the comments from Metedo are me! Lol
Same thing happened to me! But, b/c I typed my name incorrectly my posts were “awaiting moderation” &/or not showing up. Realized too late I spelled it wrong, resulting in dual exact posts after time. So, sorry to those that had to scroll through my repeats. Seems all is fixed now on both ends.
I wish, for once, Kyle would really and truly stand up to that beast of a sister, Kim. I dont know if its Brandi’s influence that has made Kim such a raving bitch, but she wasnt ever this horrible, if I remember correctly. Kyle just sits there like a meek little mouse and I want her to just LOSE IT on her bully sister. Brandi has royally messed her face up, that if you look at photos from her fist season to now, she looks like a different, uglier person. Why would you want your face to look FAT? Oh, Brandi-if it staggers like a drunk and slurs like a drunk, it’s probably you.
I used to like Kim.I thought she was a little kooky and she’d make me giggle sometimes, like when she was doing the Lisa V faint and fell off her chair. I also felt sorry for her because of her addiction, that’s a hard road. But now I can’t stand her. She’s a nasty piece of shit, who hangs around with scum. She cries that her sister doesn’5 stand up for her, yet she smirks when her bff calls her sister a f*cking c*nt. If she were my sister, she’d be disowned, but only after receiving a “swift kick in the rear” as my mom used to say. I say Kyle, toughen up, kick Kim to the curb and have a little peace in your life. I’d also file a restraining order against Brandy – who has stated on national tv she wants to beat Kyle up and has done it several times in her alcohol soaked little mind.
Season 5 Kyle is very different to Season 1 Kyle. She used to talk down to Kim and boss her around (at least this is how it appeared to me.) Durig the first reunion I recall that Camille said that she had seen Kyle ‘bully’ Kim. I’m not sure about bullying but the dynamic was very different and Kyle was definitely ‘in charge.’
Now, it seems that Kim has found herself, her voice and has re-discovered that she is actually a living, breathing female dog. She’s now standing up to ‘oppressive Kyle’ No doubt empowered by Brandi. Even Kim’s language sounds like Brandi. Kyle should simply wish her well and cut her off. She is toxic. I can’t see a resolution because they are both entrenched in Planet Self Righteous.
So when Brandi does something she is playing around but when they talk the truth about stuff she has done then it’s clearly them attacking her!! Ok!!!
She should go see that Dr. bolte guy. The diagnostic specialist Dr. house was based off of.
Oh thought House was based off of Sherlock Holmes
Sad sad Yo. Made me sad. I’d worry more about what she’s eating than Lisa R. To Yolanda’s credit, she’s wise enough not to rise to Brandi’s cheap slander about her daughter.
Looks like Brandi doesn’t have any smart strong women in her life. What is up with some women’s obsession with menopause? She’s so busy vilifying and deflecting, totally forgetting that that is her near future. Stupid woman who should know better, as she enters middle age.
Thank you for this blog and those amazing photos! Kim’s diving picture is priceless. Why am I up writing a comment at 3:04 a.m. in the ATL? Because I am approaching menopause and have insomnia & am always hot at night. I’ve run out of progesterone cream. So, TT, please write about what you know on this subject b/c the Drs. don’t know shit. Supplements are helping my moods stablize, but I take a shit ton of them & they are expensive.
Sweet potatoes helped me. Always kept several baked on hand. In the am I’d whip them with cream or milk in the blender, season to taste and eat as an alternative to oatmeal. Ate them so many ways, daily. My day/night sweats calmed within a couple of months.
Have you tried finding a functional medicine doctor? Check the ifm website!
I just found the ifm website yesterday, they had excellent information about leaky gut which is the underlying condition for a lot of problems.
Good sounds like you did your research!! Yeah leaky gut and sometimes SIBO is something to be concerned about! Don’t forget you can always check Amazon about free ebooks as well! There may be online health summits too!
Fantastic suggestions janshell — and functional med. practitioners are a great start. Can’t say enough about how different I feel when I stick with addressing leaky gut first thing, each day.
Go to a health food store and ask for the following herbs: dong quai, black cosh, chaste berry and licorice root extract. Also pick up some flaxseed and bioflavonoids. Research has shown that 1,000 mgs of bioflavonoids with vitamin C has been known to relieve hot flashes, but you have to wait 3-4 weeks with all these supplements before noticing an effect. These things really helped me and I didn’t need HRT at all. I got all this information from a book about menopause written by a woman doctor. I’m late to the party, so I hope you’ll see this. It might help you too.
Personally, I doubled by Vitamin C, Calcium and started Black Cohosh…while it wasn’t the cure all….it alleviated many of my menopausal symptoms. Keep trying all things natural…..and well…adult beverages help at times too…….stay the course…this too shall pass………….even though it sucks.
You guys have no idea how relevant this is to me right now. I’m anxious to try your suggestions. TT turned me on to some herbal supplements and vitamins and I see improvement with the hot flashes and night sweats. Still need help with sleep. I miss a good night’s sleep so much; however, being up at night is how I discovered Finding Carter!
There are pads & pillows that absorb the heat. Doesn’t stop the flashes but helped me sleep thru them.
Chemo sent me into early menopause. It was brutal. I’m now cancer-free and fertile again. Great news, except I get to go thru menopause twice!
OMG. I could not do it twice. Once is killing me.
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Sincere apologies this is so off topic but this late night female chat has my full attn. menopause twice? (Rather hv sharp stick in my eye-you poor thing!) I’m breast cancer survivor w/mastectomies so cannot do HRT. I obviously (look at time stamp) can’t sleep & the night sweats are killing me. Where do you get these pillows of which you speak? Do you have any other herbal/natural suggestions? Anything? I am a desperate hormonal bitch! TIA
Yes. This. http://www.amazon.com/Femmenessence-Macalife-500mg-vegan-capsules/dp/B006H9T8CO/ref=sr_1_1?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1428082727&sr=1-1&keywords=femmenessence+perimenopause Take more than it says for you to take, especially if you are fat. I take 3 sometimes four a day. You can pick them up Whole Foods.
I feel like a 19 year old who is always cold when I take these. Unfortunately Hot Flashes are not my main issue. I need something to keep me from being a raging cunt satchel 25% of the month. It’s tiring to hate everyone and everything with a blind ass rage all day. So far, no pill for that.
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This is the pillow I use (expensive but it helps): http://smile.amazon.com/dp/B000ZK4QH8/ref=sr_ph?ie=UTF8&qid=1428096521&sr=1&keywords=cool+pillow
And this is an example of the cool pad I was talking about: http://smile.amazon.com/GelO-Cool-Pillow-Mat-11/dp/B00D7TBHA8/ref=sr_1_1?s=home-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1428096670&sr=1-1&keywords=cool+pad
They even make bed-size cool gel pads but check reviews before you buy. Some work better than others. Good luck! I don’t miss it & I’m not looking forward to it again!
That Rinna comeback was a good one. What was even funnier was when Kim was shitting on Rinnas acting roles vanderpump calmy says that kim was too sophisticated- I died.
Kyle did appear to be high, but she wasn’t loopy with her words so I concluded she was freshly botoxed
“WHO talks to their boss like that & what boss allows that behavior?! ⊙.☉”
Duh…Andy! Remeber Nene saying at the last RHOA Reunion “Do You Need Me to Pull Down Your Pants and Kiss Your Ass?” I can’t believe she didn’t get fired over that.
No different from how when Porsha asked Andy to smell her brand new titties last season. Or how Nene unapologeticly comes for the gays. Andy will let Brandi slide too because he loves his villains!
BG, reminds me of this drunk ex friend I had. Chic would be drunk in the A.M., the type that is the fight or [email protected]&k drunk. We ex friends A. I’m bourgetto, I work for mine then enjoy my wine,vodka. B. I walked in on her performing fellatio on my dog ex fiance. Shot out to God, for showing me before I married then had to bury that fool and the gutterslut. I’m sure she has made inappropriate actions towards her ” Friends” husbands. If memory serves me correctly, Bg licked Ken’s hair, sat on David’s lap, was flirty with Babyface then insulted his wife’s ring. Who does that?
Brandy is a miserable,jealous bitch,she still has alot of anger towards her ex,i knew chics like that who tried to sabotage my relationship with my hubby,had to cut them off or i would be serving a life sentence now…..js
At Eileen’s house during the poker party she also said she wanted to fuck Eileen’s husband in front of everyone. I honestly think she resents any woman who even gives the appearance of a happy marriage. That’s why she had to crap on Babyface and his lovely wife.
She’s just rotten inside, poor thing.
I agree. I think the driving force of Brands rage is her divorce that she didnt want. I had an ex friend who was so bitter about her husband cheating on her and she chose to divorce him. N ow shes pissed that hes getting remarried. I get how she feels but not if you divorce someone thats it, its over youve got to not concern yourself any more. If you cant do that then dont divorce. She does regret the divorce an is so hateful that hes moved on and she cant. None of her romances have worked out and shes mainly been used fr sex. This is probably how Brandi feels. Its sad.
My best dressed were Yolanda and Lisa R. Kim should not wear pink with her stressed out skin color. I hate to imagine what Kim and Brandi will look like at my age, 66. It seems one of Brandi’s favorite slams against the others now is about use of weed, since going to have cake in Amsterdam. People comment on Lisa R’s lips, Brandi’s are larger now. It looks like Kim and BG’s dirt throwing throughout reunion gets more and more personal. I Think Kim came on with her little speach against a friendship with Kyle all well rehearsed.
Yeah for Lisa R on her comment to Kim re the dumb diving show. I think Lisa is very healthy and fit. On Dancing With the Stars you could see how very toned she is. She is very conscious of size I’ m sure, but healthier than being a yo-yo like me. I doubt she would be as energetic and happy as she seems, if she had an eating disorder. She probably has a good metabolism, healthy food and exercise choices. She doesn’t appear like a person that likes to sit around.
Didn’t Brandi say her dad was a weed dealer growing up? Also, remember when Brandy called Lisa VP and Kyle was with her and they’d been hiking, they were giggly and glossy-eyed and I remember thinking they looked kinda stoned. Now we know! Brandi admits to smoking pot all the time, but keeps pointing the finger at Kyle because she knows Kyle, as a mother, cannot have that information publicly known. Oh, Brandi knows exactly what she is doing driving that knife even deeper into Kyle’s back. She should really watch out for karma.
There is so much unhappiness going on with Brandi…cutting her hair, changing her face, drinking to excess. I bet she literally cannot even look herself in the mirror now. I am sure even she doesn’t want to begin tackling the mess that is on the inside. She needs to walk 12 steps to see the light.
I honestly think 12 may not be enough steps.
Especially if the light is at the end of a tunnel.
Did y’all see Brandi when Yolanda was talking about her health problems and crying. She couldn’t give a flying shit about Yolanda, who’s the only sober person on the show sticking up for her. Proper cunt-ery in action. AND Kim! She’s an insincere, entitled jug of hooch. She couldn’t be bothered to at least try to not sound like a dismissive, cunniving bitch while talking about the current status of her relationship with Kyle, who is obviously still trying her hardest to keep Kim from totally humiliating herself past the point of no return on national television. Kim’s a perpetual victim and a master manipulator. Maddening reunion!
“Proper cunt-ery and entitled jug of hooch.” I don’t know why, but I love it, and find it very funny. LOLOL!
Minky, See, I agree with everything you said here, and I love your humor in this post. *Smiles*
LVP could NEVA come for Yolanda and her relationship with Brandi. How soon we forget that LVP happily watched as Brandi destroyed Adrienne, Taylor, Joyce and crew. How soon we forget…Yolanda is a true friend and not just some “hollywood friend” as was the catchphrase a few seasons ago. LVP just really annoys me after these last two seasons. Also, did anyone catch a several jabs she threw at Adrienne on the finale?
Brandi did have a point about Rinna doing literally every reality show but the diving with the stars one. Both Kim and Rinna looked ridiculously desperate there. Brandi was particularly nasty. I’m not surprised.
Yolanda is such a “true friend” that she admitted on WWHL that she mostly sees Brandi during filming.
What’s your point, exactly? Brandi appreciates the friendship Yolanda gives her, and they both have said that they talk on the phone often. I see my friends 3 or 4 times a year, but that doesn’t mean we aren’t best friends.
JD: astute comments. This group of commenters reminds me of The Lord of the Flies. SMDH
what’s wrong with the commenters?
Rinna should have told Kim that she has a family to help support and zero ex-husbands to do it for her, unlike Kim.
Good for Andree. Brandi saved him a few bucks in the red light district. Two nights in a row too!
I stopped reading at “cunt punt”. Amazing!!!! Can’t wait to use that one at work Monday!!! Lol #TTslaysmeeverytime
TT, always has the best knock-out words.
TT Great post as always love it. I am so not a brandyi fain I just don’t think she fits in with the rest of the group. I know this group is a kenya fan however we all know I am not.
I don’t keep track of who you’re a fan of.
Am I the only one confused by these women commenting on Rinna’s weight? Yes, she is ‘Hollywood thin’, but no thinner than the rest of them. Of all of them I would think Brandi looks the boniest.
Brandi’s skinny fat and has no place dissing anyone’s health.
I agree Audrey. I always thought Brandi was too skinny. But then again, she is not tone, and her arms looked fat. I think she has an Olive Oyl body type. A very long torso, and skinny, skinny legs. She looks like the puppet “Madame” with her rosy pronounced cheekbones. On the other hand, when Lisa R was on DWTS, she had an amazing body!!! She looked fantastic and toned, and not once, did I think she was too skinny.
OMG, Brandi is the Madame puppet come to life! It’s like Chucky with a tampon!
Brandi’s largest fat deposit is contained within her cranium and it’s very wet in there too.
Exactly what I thought! Brandi looks thinner than Lisa does but nobody speaks up and says that when they start badgering Lisa R? wTF?
Brandi and Kim are both so far out of their league on this show, it’s ridiculous. My favorite lines were Kim stating she had too much pride to do a commercial for Depends…even though she did (I’m not) Diving with the Stars and Sharknado 3; and Brandi schooling Lisa V. about being a proper human being after 1) announcing to millions of people she banged a 22 year old child, 2) calling Kyle an f*cking c*nt, and 3) saying Kyle didn’t get her period anymore. Always keeping it classy and above board, that’s Brandi.
This absolute fascination Brandi has with Menopause is really starting to burn my ass. Maybe it’s because I am 52 and Mother Nature has yet to let me off this 40 year long monthly installment plan of grief, or maybe it’s because it is just a back door way of calling a woman old. Either way, she’s pissing an entire generation of women off.
@Gemini and lisamia, THATS it!!! the Madame puppet!
um, 22 years old is not a child. Young adult but an adult nonetheless.
Lisa’s problem with Brandi and Andre is clearly stated in her blogs. Nothing wrong with being a cougar (even though I think the kid looked too young) but dont f*ck my child’s best friend. Boundaries, Brandi.
Its too bad women cant be nicer and more supportive of eachother. But watching these shows reminds me how often that we cant. Wer’ e often too competitive or too jealous too miserable and too judgemenal. Yolanda has been cool this season and I like Eileen too.
Dear Brandi and Kim: We (alcoholics) don’t have relationships, we take hostages. Face the fuckin truth and get well! It’s possible. I promise!
No truer words.
I’m the same age as Brandi and I am gping through perimenopause. She needs to stop with her bs you’re not getting your periods anymore jabs…Jesus tap dancing Christ on a cracker Brandi, you’re not 22 anymore, the change is coming for you and I hope your night sweats are the thing of nightmares (and with all the sleep you’ll start losing, you won’t be dreaming much).
@Mrs Meems when it does hit her (if it hasn’t already) Brandi will just slide on into an alcohol induced slutfest (with or without tampon strings) never to be heard from again, except the random TMZ sightings.
Good recap. I am not a violent person but I wanted to slap the crap out of Brandi throughout the entire reunion. She is mean, trashy, cheap and ugly. Andy is an ass kisser and loves women to look bad so he got his wish. I also wanted to strangle Kim. I agree that Kyle looked medicated but she probably had to take something to get through this mess. I don’t think that I will continue watching this series if Kim and Brandi continue to be a part of it. Women DO NOT call other women cunts. It is NOT done and it is not allowed. Brandi is a pig, Andy is a woman hating creep and the rest are just props for his women bashing pleasure.
You are right on Andy he does not like women, so he lets them make fools of themselves, for his entertainment and money making.
Truer words have never been spoken,Marilyn Zallan Ulrich and tawanda47!
Is it just me, or does Andy reserve his best treatment for the housewives who exhibit the most deplorable behavior? Nene, Tamra, Phaedra, Teresa, Porsha, Taylor, etc., and now Brandi. He never seems to really allow it for these women to pay for or be punished for their awful behavior, not just by Bravo management, but by the other housewives even. What gives?
@Minky that’s how he gets his “cookies”.
Merilyn: I agree. “Cunt” is really the worst. I have a bit of a (very) dirty mouth, and “cunt” is one place I never go. It’s a truly vulgar word.
I feel like “cunt” is the worst word used by the RHOBH, definitely in the top three most disgusting insults. Yet, put that exact same sentence in the mouth of a RHOA, and no one would bat an eye! Those women: whew! It’s one thing to “read”, but the straight insults they lob at each other? SO TERRIBLE, BEYOND AWFUL. For example: “your clit has left your body”. Um, GROSS! (Not to mention, does that actually mean anything?)
Anyways, went on a little tangent, but, yeah: cunt=vulgar.
I just dont know what to say about Brandi’s face. Or that dress. That flesh colored whole-body girdle looking dress. I thought maybe she forgot to put her gown on on top of it.
Brandi was out of line last night and showed no class. I wish Andy would kick her off the show. I agree with TT, because her face looked really bad and I would want to know who her plastic surgeon is so I do not go to him or her. It was sad to watch Kim and Kyle and Kim really needs some help. Brandi should have never came in between two sisters. Kim needs to get off this show. Brandi does not belong among these group of women and has never been on there level mentally, emotionally, and defiantly not financially. Her mouth was so nasty last night and I wish Andy would have put a bar of soap in her mouth and made her go stand in the corner.
The funny thing is… That the likes of Brandi and others in the HW franchise are going down in flames. The longer they stay with Bravo, the faster and more public it is. So let’s watch the demise with gusto!
Brando constantly making menopause digs is so transparent. She’s clearly terrified of her own impending menopause.
Brandi should be so lucky to not have to deal with not having her period anymore, although she is closer that she knows/admits. It would definitely solve the problem with those pesky tampon strings!
She knows it’s close and that’s why she’s lashing out at others about theirs. She’s a child in an aging woman’s body.
Tick tock, tick tock, the eleventh hour approaches. Tick tock.
Apparently, Brandi thinks she is much younger than these women. She doesn’t see nothing wrong, with meeting a young man (22) and having sex with him, and announcing on television, that she “fucked him for 2 days”, as if her one night stands are something to be proud of. How many 42 years old mothers would proudly declare this? She feels lucky that she pulled a 22 year and, and then tell Lisa V, she was jealous. SMH, what an immature statement. Brandi is 42, and Kyle is 46, yet, Brandi stated that Kyle doesn’t have periods? How does she know? She is constantly referring these woman as OLD, well, my 20 year old thinks 42 is OLD!
The thing about 22 year olds — they’ll screw anything. They’ll pay to screw anything and if it is offered for free, they will plug their nose and dive in.
I don’t know why it would be such a coup to be screwed by a 22 year old who was scouring the streets WILLING TO PAY someone, but instead got a freebie.
Weird.
@Gemini, I wonder what that fool would (or will) think if some “older” lady beds one of HER sons when they are in their 20s. Seeing as how this creature doesn’t have the capacity to feel…she probably won’t think anything of it at all. Ijs
Speaking as a woman in her mid-30’s who has been either “propositioned” by a good number of early 20’s men and/or had them try to ask me out on dates, vacation trips, and the like, I think Brandi has problems. When you’re 34 and a 22 year old shows any amorous interest in you it feels weird. Just…weird. I’ve never accepted any dates or hook-ups with younger men, and I don’t plan to. Like I say, it feels awkward, odd and a bit dirty even to just get asked out for a cup of coffee by someone that much younger than you. Maybe it’s just me? What Brandi doesn’t seem to realize when she’s bragging about her 22 year old “beautiful cock” is that she ends up looking like a sexual predator. Ewwwww!
And yes, I know men do this same shit all the damn time. The root of it is insecurity in my opinion. If she was confident in her physical appeal, sexiness, and such, then she wouldn’t brag about it. Poor boy probably has post traumatic stress now.
No, Minky, the root of the insecurity is in you. I have been with a man almost 17 years younger than me for almost 10 years. He was 29 when I met him. We had to put others’ judgments aside in deciding to pursue our attraction to each other and our feelings. Not dating a younger man has more to do with the woman’s insecurities than anything else.
Fair enough Puravida. I’m willing to entertain alternate perspectives on the matter. However, regarding Brandi, I believe she’s not really interested in her young man for the “right” reasons. Rather, she did it with him to prove a point to the other ladies in general, namely that she’s more attractive than they are, and she wanted to get Lisa’s goat specifically with a sort of revenge fuck that she could throw in Lisa’s face. She and the boy are grown-ups who can certainly do as they please, but but to me Brandi’s motives are suspect. It seems clear that she has something to prove and that she’s going about it totally the wrong way.
Minky, you definitely could be right. Or maybe she just wanted to get laid. Been there, done that…”here’s your hat, what’s your hurry?” LOL
How does she get her information that Kyle no longer has a period? Kim sat there with a stupid look on her face. She cant say shit about that, but she’s on the mean girl team so ,oh well? I dont care about the young guy (theyre adults) and dont care about the drinking or other stuff per se (life sucks sometimes), what I dont like about these two is their meaness. Theyre just too unlikeable to give a damn about. Both need to go.
Yeah, but Minky is referring to Brandi’s whole bragging on national TV about a random one (two) night stand, not just the age difference.
Thought the exact same thing Twilly––she knows so little about it that she is sweating fear out of every pore and lashing out. Frightened little girl.
most 22 yr old boys/men will screw anything and everything. She proved nothing other than she has no class. JMO
TT that love letter to Andy is exactly how I feel this morning. Great recap. You add to the episode instead of just retelling it. LUV you.
Kim was sitting there smiling like an idiot as Brandi accused Kyle of not getting her period any more, but isn’t Kim older than them both? Maybe she’s too fucked up to understand that when Brandi is insulting the other ladies about their age that she too
is included in those insults.
Imagine Brandi giving advice to one of her son’s when they go on a college spring break, in a foreign country, about how to behave. Will she be able to say with a straight face “You should not have sex with a much younger stranger”, “It’s not ok to go into a nice restaurant and think it’s ok to leave the joint screaming like a loon after glasses are broken then act like that’s normal behavior” and “Never slap someone who hates you across the face without knowing what the prison system is like in said country”. After the way she has shown those kids how to act, all Brandi has in her parental advice arsenal is “Honey, make sure you have bail money”.
And “use a condom!”
All that talking at once just put me on overload, too. Once Brandi hits that high-pitch squeal, I know it’s time to back away from the tv.
Katherine, you are so right about that. When Brandi went into that high pitched whine that was almost at dog whistle level I half expected to see Wacha run out from backstage. I had to mute my TV because I was on the edge of hyperventilating.
I wish I knew how beautiful Yolonda stays so slim… since she’s bed ridden apparently? And Brandy doesn’t even look like herself, scary! I also thought LVP looked really old.
Lisa V needs a makeover. She is really pretty, and this frumpy matronly look has to go.
Her dress was sort of “queen mother” and did nothing for her.
LVP was sort of rocking the tarantula lashed, like Tammy Faye Bakker. No bueno.
I totally agree. Lisa is a beautiful woman but she desperately needs a complete style overhaul. Her look is a bit clunky and dated. It reminds me of Dynasty/Dallas.
I’d like to see her with a short new, framing haircut. I think she could carry it off with the shape of her lovely face. Lisa, if you’re reading this (and you could well be while on an international flight!) please consider a brand new hairstyle for next season.
Yeah, Lisa V didnt look as good this season as she usually does. She does need a makeover or something. She must be very resistent to change, as she hasn’t really changed her style ever ever. Its not working for her anymore. Love Yolandas new look. Yolanda was a bit stuck in the Linda Evans dynasty era too (not as bad as Lisa V), and she escaped and looks better for it. Not saying its mandatory for all women to cut their hair after 45 but you’ve got to tweak and evaluate how its working for you. Were all different.
Kim no longer needs Kyle, Monty is finacially supporting her. The 3 sister dynamic is toxic. I bet Kathy is pissed that Mauricio opened his own agency. Not only is he the Hiltons competitor but he was also their top salesman. Kim has Kathy for moral support against Kyle.
Have I been put on time out? If so why?
When Andrew brought up the dog analogy, my first thought was dog= bitch=bitch in heat=Brandi. By her reaction, her mind must have at least registered the ‘bitch’ part. Her face looks like if she gets one more needle inserted into it, it will collapse inside itself from all the airy puff. Ew, the bitch has really jacked her face up good in her attempt to stay young and youthful, and she used to have a reasonably pretty face. Her Amsterdam dude didn’t even want to admit to Lisa V that he did her, and that’s VERY telling. I think he did though, and is just probably too ashamed to admit it…lol. I can’t really blame him for that, I wouldn’t want to own doing Brandi either…easy come, easy go.
@TT ~ BTW, I think it’s very cool that Kenya Moore tweeted you. If I twittered I would want Kenya to tweet me too.
I LIKE Brandy she gets Kyle together and I’m always here for that…. Even though she is KRAAAAZY. But mainly I’m TEAM KIM…. As long as she keeps getting Kyle together she WILL STAY SOBER…… And Kim can throw shade…ala Lisa Rinna who is a phony. Kim sees through her and cuts her no slack….that’s Kim’s forte…she’s got the ability to read people’s vibes very well…. Totally here for KIM…..
Is this “blah blah blah” Kim? Did you get into Monty’s stash again?
Yada Yada, it’s nice to read a different perspective.
Yadayada wrote:
“And Kim can throw shade…ala Lisa Rinna who is a phony. Kim sees through her and cuts her no slack….”
Lisa Rinna’s behavior toward Kim was weird and creepy right from the beginning.
This is not to imply I think Kim wasn’t a freakshow, too.
But surely Lisa Rinna cannot be so stupid that she thinks pestering an addict like she did was helpful. It seemed to me she often was trying to hurt and embarrass Kim.
If not, take it to privacy, not national Tv.
April Fools Joke, Right?
Thanks Cythere…. Yeah… Lisa Rinna kept bothering Kim but When Kim mentioned Lisa Rinna’s husband then Lisa fell totally apart. Lisa Rinna is a big phony and Kim sees that….. TEAM KIM! :))
That reunion was intense. The mutual disdain between Kyle and Brandi is so strong. They really dislike each other: understatement.Things move so quickly in one season of RHOBH. Kyle and Brandi were acting like besties in the first few episodes. Remember the carefree hiking and confiding sessions about their individual problems with Lisa. Fast forward to the reunion and the hatred is real. So much animosity in such a lovely setting.
Kyle v Brandi
Brandi v Kyle
Lisa v Brandi
Brandi v Lisa
It looks like Yolanda has more common sense than all of them put together. I never really ‘got’ her before, but I like the way her personality came across in the reunion. She’s dealing with a lot and she does it with such grace.
Sidenote. Lisa and Brandi both overdid the botox injections or whatever they did to their faces. The results were horrible. Pretty and wealthy women with access to personal makeup artists don’t need botox. A good makeup artist can do wonders. IJS
Something happened and I wish I knew what it is. Brandi went from zero to 100 hating kyle and i can’t believe it is solely because she is that vested in kims well being. It makes me wonder if she blames kyle for lisa not wanting to forgive and forget. It really was crazy how she went after kyle for supposedly telling her that lisa was bankrupt, living in the valley screwing her trainer, etc. If kyle did tell her total BS stuff about Lisa on purpose and waited for Brandi to broadcast it like she did thinking it was true, then that would be one hell of a takedown engineered by Kyle. What a fantastic play that is, using Brandi`s own weakness to self destruct. I would toast kyle if that is what happened between them.
I think Brandi is simply an addict. When her friend Lisa tried to call her out on her drinking she destroyed the friendship because she couldn’t stand to look in the mirror and face the problem. Then she regretted losing her and resented Kyle for patching things up with Lisa. Instead of looking with in for change she has targeted Kyle as a distraction. Her drinking and behavior will simply continue to get worse. She clearly refuses to admit she has a problem and it very sad. It doesn’t seem like she has good friends around her, encouraging her to get help. Either that or she has already ostracized those trying to help off screen.
Her hatred of Kyle is deep. She is disturbed.
You might be onto something there. I don’t want to suspect that Kyle is so calculating and cunning i.e Bobby Fisherish. But it is POSSIBLE to believe that she deliberately planted false information knowing that Brandi would eventually reveal it to Lisa.
I think Brandi’s vitriol against Kyle is because now that Kyle is back in position as Lisa’s close friend, there is no way that Brandi could ever get back into that top spot. Side note, these two really hold Lisa in high esteem and long for her approval and stardust!! Last season when they went to Paris,Kyle was practically begging Lisa to be her friend again,
WHAT IS IT ABOUT THE FABULOUS MS VANDERPUMP!!!?
Lisa and Kyle were good friends before the show and as Lisa said, they have similar core values and priorities: husbands, children, businesses etc. When they were at loggerheads, Brandi was a substitute sidekick, almost like a performing seal for Lisa but did they really connect in the same way that Kyle and Lisa connect. I wonder how much Lisa ‘loved’ and ‘trusted’ Brandi when they were hanging out together.
Brandi is bitter and sore and now she has been banished from Lisa’s kingdom. She probably enjoys twisting the knife into the Richard’s sister’s relationship and enjoys deepening the divide between them.
Kim is Brandi’s consolation prize..
Kim is equally toxic so their relationship will probably last at least another season.
Amen
I used to like Brandi but she gets more and more classless and combative each season. She ends every antagonistic comment with “bitch” and it drives me crazy! I hope Eileen comes back. She is my new favorite. When they are at dinner in Amsterdam and Yolanda says Brandi isn’t coming to dinner and it cuts to Eileen’s interview reaction and she says “YAY!” I loved that. I used to really like Kim and feel sorry for her but I think she can be super nasty.
First of all, I think the lighting for this reunion was at the most unflattering angle possible. It showed every wrinkle and crepey eyelid on all of them. Only Yolanda and Lisa Rinna were spared because they were at the end of the sofas. Plus, Lisa Vandepump should go out and burn that dress and never wear that shade of plum again. She normally looks so beautiful but this time she looked ghastly. I felt so bad for her.
Poor Yolanda. She appeared to be truly in discomfort. I can’t understand why she doesn’t go to some place like Johns Hopkins or Mayo Clinic and get a proper diagnosis. She seems so committed to the idea of Lyme Disease that she has closed her mind to the possibility that there are a myriad of other things that may be going on with her. Sad really.
Brandi has become so truly repugnant to me I have started having some sort of visceral reaction whenever the focus is on her. She is so vile. I can’t even imagine what has shaped her life to result in such an abhorrent woman. Her face seems to be taking on the loathsomeness of her character/behavior. She looked awful. I so hope that her two sons are protected from their mother’s public image.
This series would be so much more enjoyable if Brandi and Kim were removed.
Elieen was a delightful addition to the series. I hope she returns.
Ask anyone with any relatively uncommon set of symptoms how we feel about Mayo and Hopkins. They suck balls.
I’m sorry to hear that. Things must have changed. Previously they were THE place to go for diagnostics when other hospitals couldn’t determine what was wrong.
Shannah,
I live 20 minutes from Hopkins and I can’t get appointments with the specialists I need because my disease is poorly understood by most primary physicians and my idiot gp won’t refer me and tells me to just see my main specialist. My main specialist has been treating me “by email” for over 6 months because I can’t get her to remember to have her scheduler call me. I’ve already complained once to her boss. My friend has the same condition I do, and when she applied to be seen at Mayo, she was denied. She finally waited 6 months for an appointment with the only US specialist who will see self- referred patients for diagnosis, in her home state, where her parents live, and was diagnosed that way. But now she still can’t get treatment, because she doesn’t live there full time, and no Dr in MD will treat her. I can’t travel to see this guy because it would cost me a fortune in travel plus I have young kids. And even if I did, again, no Dr in MD would treat me. None of the functional medicine drs here participate in insurance networks and my out of network deductible is $10,000. I know tons of people who were charged tens of thousands at Mayo, to be told their disease was in their head, then later finally properly diagnosed by other specialists, but remain indebt to Mayo. I WISH I could afford the infusion therapy YO gets. Even the SALINE would do wonders for my blood pressure, but the IVIG is about a $50,000/ MONTH miracle autoimmune treatment, and if you can’t pay cash like Yo, you stay sick. Because insurance is a Bitch in covering ivig.
I’m relieved that more people are finally giving Yolanda credit for being ACTUALLY sick, but I’m devastated to imagine the massive effort she had to put forth that reunion day, to get up and be put together so beautifully for that brief and unpleasant fraternization with Kim and Brandi. For someone like her to admit that she needed to go to bed…I have been there, and it takes a LOT to admit that level of exhaustion.
She conducted herself beautifully.
My husband walked in on this show and was viscerally disgusted by what Brandi has done to her face. 🙁
I have an “as-yet-not-specified” autoimmune disorder for which I made an appointment to Mayo Clinic. It is a beautiful campus, and I was very impressed with their entire presentation, from the orientation packet they sent prior to the appointment, up to the actual day of.
They stated in the information packet that I would be called from the waiting room at 10;00 am and that is exactly the time I was called. Everything went like clockwork.
My appointment lasted all of 15 minutes, the specialist basically said “Yes, you have xxxxx syndrome, your local doctors are correct.” And that was it. Basically, “go on home and keep doing what you’re doing”.
I was charged $750 for that 15 minutes, out-of-pocket. And that was that.
I could not be anymore over Vanderpump. Yolanda basically unplugs herself from an iv just to sit on the couch for an hour and all she wants is for things to not get too crazy. But lisa has to keep needling her with the “what about what Brandi said about your daughter”- such a bitch. Yolanda is sick, everyone is trying to be sensitive but Lisa is so self absorbed that all she cares about is getting Yolanda to turn on Brandi and then relating it to how Brandi hurt her. You know…like Kyle did…the woman who is now your bestie because you both have a common enemy. Vanderpump needs to take her narcissism and victim complex and go hang with the skanks on VPR
If she is that sick she could have kept her butt home. I’m tired of pity diagnoses, if you are unwell, don’t keep subjecting your self to master cleansers, homeopathic remedies and jetsetting jaunts to cure a disease that is not recognized by the medical community. I think part of the people who don’t think she has”chronic” Lyme disease are some of her very own doctors. …and maybe her own husband. Get thee to a doctor and find out what is really going on. I’m sure she is unwell but if you have time to post endless pics with the poor pitiful me grins with the obligatory IV you might be accused of trying to hang onto a husband with a history of walking. And YoFo just accepted her daughter being called an alcoholic is astounding. Let anyone else on those couches try that and she would have gone postal. Too much fakery for my taste.
I agree with you, but I am one of the few who believe that there are so many skeletons in LVP’s closet that Kyle revealed to Brandi and wants Brandi to take the fall for. Check out the gay community tweets in Hollywood and what is really being said about LVP.
There is a community where gay people tweet? What are they saying?
LOL I was waiting for someone (else, because we are friendsies) to point out that communities don’t get a whole lot gayer than this one. That said, lot of my info that LVP found so distasteful as to block me does come from WeHo. However, overall she’s pretty much a small time gay icon and she does a lot for the community. LVP is a flesh and blood human she is neither the end all be all of perfection nor an evil monster. She’s just mere mortal like the rest of us with good and bad qualities. And oddly enough, “the gay community” is full of a myriad of voices and opinions on Lisa Vanderpump, much like every other subject on the planet. Except me. I am universally loved by all the gay men in the world.
On Fri, Apr 3, 2015 at 12:11 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Oh dear Lisa blocked you? I kinda agree about public opinion! Some people love her some hate her some are neither here or there! I don’t know these people personally so I try not to get too committed lol
Yeah, Lisa V didnt look as good this season as she usually does. She does need a makeover or something. She must be very resistent to change, as she hasn’t really changed her style ever ever. Its not working for her anymore. Love Yolandas new look. Yolanda was a bit stuck in the Linda Evans dynasty era too (not as bad as Lisa V), and she escaped and looks better for it. Not saying its mandatory for all women to cut their hair after 45 but you’ve got to tweak and evaluate how its working for you. Were all different.
Like others have said, Brandi’s ageism is revolting. I guess she hasn’t figured out that the alternative to getting older is, well, dying. So she needs to figure out which one is worse. Also as she hasn’t noticed, I’d like to point out that her bestie Kim is 5 years older than kyle, so she is dissing her even more than kyle. I felt bad for Yolanda and hope she gets well. All the others except Eileen have been on the reality TV long enough to know the drill. Smile, stab, cry, hug. Weird dynamics for a work environment. If I had to rely on booze, wine or Xanax to cope with my workplace conditions, I think I know what I would do. QUIT. Not much sympathy for any of them at this point. And lastly, i agree that Brandi is miscast on this show or any HW show for that matter. She belongs on Shas with all those other drunk immature women who are getting long in the tooth. Looking at MJ.
I wish that Bravo would just have a reunion week instead of dragging it out over 4 weeks. IMO their shows suck on W TH F (except for RHOMel) so why not? Plus, I hope Kyle doesn’t save Kim’s ass again if they to fire her. Kyle you just sign your own deal and not worry about her. She’s happy without you right?
I wish Kyle would do her own deal too, and not threaten to quit if bravo doesnt keep Kim, like she allways does. Kim treats her like shit so why make it that way?
That bit at the end between Brandi and Lisa sounded like contract talk. Andy wanted to know if they could still have fun The “watch your back” comment was in response to Lisa’s “no”. As if Brandi felt secure in her position and Lisa is going to need to play nice or walk. Or not , it was odd.
Ok we all get it. Kim is a mean, delusional drunk/drug addict who hates her sister and doesn’t want to be called out by anyone. Brandi is also a mean, aggressive, white trash drunk/drug addict who enjoys tring to destroy lives and thinks “I’m SORRY” or “It’s a joke” gives her a pass. What I’m really interested in is what Tamara said in the recap. She said we could ask later. It’s later so I’m asking. What about the over sharing regarding the eating issue and possibly the peri menopausal stuff. More interested in Tamara sharing (not over sharing to me) than the same old, same old with RHOBH. Lol
Personally I find ageism just as derogatory as racism. And if Brandi heard me say this I’d like to inform her that I’m 15+ years younger so I’m not just offended by it because I’m going through menopause. I’m just sick of living in a society that doesn’t embrace the potential wisdom, growth, stability and peace that comes with age and makes women feel like they are less worthy because time has passed. It’s revolting to perpetuate this especially as a woman just a few years younger then the rest of the cast.
Preach!
I think Brandi feels this way because she is not getting any wiser as she gets older, so she thinks getting old is bad. I’m about ten years younger than Brandi; I have to agree the old jokes are lame and almost make me feel sorry for her. They do explain her hate for Joyce though since Joyce was younger than her and in Brandi’s mind that made her better (I don’t think she noticed that Joyce was also smarter, kinder, more successful, happier, etc.).
Whoo Hoo, well said
My mom is 82 this May, and in her day she was a beauty queen, tall and slim with great bone structure. She is still 5’7 tall and stands up straight, weighs about 140 pounds, and has a full head of straight blonde hair. Men ten to fifteen years younger than her still follow her out to her car from places and ask if they can call her. She tells them that she is done with dating and relationships but thanks them for their interest. If they’re persistent or rude she says this:
I already have one asshole that I carry around in my panties, and don’t need another one, thank you.
Just thought y’all might find that “old lady” story kind of funny.
I found that ‘old lady’ story hilarious. Thanks for sharing. Your mother sounds wonderful.
LOL! That is a great come back line.
My mother told me that menopause was one of the best things that ever happened to her, and I can now agree with her. I’m becoming more mindful and getting comfortable in my own skin. Yet, as I get older, I feel increasingly invisible to the outside world, especially to younger people. Ageism will become more prevalent as the Baby Boomers become senior citizens. No doubt Brandi thinks we’re useless and should just stop taking up her oxygen and climb out onto an ice floe to die.
Dude TOTES!!!! @Microop!
Brandi and her Cuntish ways …. smh…. I am not surprised.
Has anyone commented on Brandi telling Lisa that it was Kyle who told her that Lisa was bankrupt, having an affair with her trainer. So Kyle told Brandi those things knowing that Brandi would repeat them on the show and get them out there?
Brandi lies, she fibs, I don’t believe her. I doubt Lisa believed her either.
I doubt Lisa really hears anything Brandi says.
Yeah, Kyle did not cry once. I thought Kyle looked very done with Kim. I get it, Kim’s dog hurt Kyles child and Kim blamed the girl. After all of Kim’s crap Kyle has had it. Finally.
Kim looked bad too.
I don’t like Andy much anymore. He has a temper, is capable of firing a HW, but just goes along with the trash that is Brandi.
What could Kim have possibly said that would have justified the dog attack? Kim is a real piece of work. I cant imagine having that attitude twords my niece getting hurt on my watch. But Kim said”I could say what really happened but you wouldnt like it”. Im so glad that other lady is suing Kim. Kim deserves to be sued for everythng shes got!
1.) Brandi could be lying
2.) if Brandi was not lying and she really cared about repairing her friendship with Lisa she would’ve told her privately.
Either way Brandi is at fault. One possibility has both Kyle and Brandi at fault. Although if Kyle did lie to Brandi that seems too clever for Kyle.
“Has anyone commented on Brandi telling Lisa that it was Kyle who told her that Lisa was bankrupt, having an affair with her trainer. So Kyle told Brandi those things knowing that Brandi would repeat them on the show and get them out there?”
Or maybe Brandi lied just like she maybe lied about the magazines last season or the thing about Lisa and a trainer. I believe Brandi wants Lisa and Kim to love only her. That’s why Brandi is out to get Kyle.
Last year, in an attempt to destroy Kyle and LVP’s friendship, BG concocted the story about Lisa and the magazines that Kyle, unfortunately chose to believe, despite LVP’s denials. This year, having seen Kyle and LVP patch up their friendship, BG then tried to derail it by telling LVP that Kyle said she was having an affair. Luckily, LVP knows BG well and refused to believe Kyle would say such a whopper. BG has also tried to pin the bankruptcy and Calabasas rumors on Kyle, to no effect. BG is despicable.
I did feel bad for Yo, but I didn’t understand her defense of Brandi meant she had to throw out passive aggressive jabs at the women, “no one’s perfect”. OK? Why is that these women have to give Brandi not a second chance but like a millionth chance because she never learns, and doesn’t want to. Isn’t Brandi the one who always says “accept me for who I am.” Does Yo understand that Brandi wants this and chooses to be like this because she wants to make money off vile, disgusting behavior?
Honestly I think Yolanda is sick and is smart enough to know she will expend less energy staying on her good side. If she were well she may have taken the Bella comment more seriously but she knows it’s not worth it right now.
I have to give Yo a pass this season because she can barely read or write. She is sick and she is not thinking clearly. However, she did call Brandi out, at the time, when she made the comment about her daughter being an alcoholic to deflect from her drinking.
I’m a bit perplexed as to why Yolanda doesn’t seem to think she is mothering Brandi, just like Lisa had before her. I also don’t understand why Yolanda keeps making excuses for her. I would not want my name attached to Brandi, and if Brandi brought up my daughter’s DUI on screen in order to deflect from her drinking issues, I would be DONE.
Sometimes I think that Yolanda continues to befriend and support Brandi because she thinks it is a mark of her own character to do so. It gives her some sort of comfort to feel that she was the stalwart friend when the rest of the world walked away from Brandi. Once she is well again and Brandi starts climbing into David’s lap and licking his ear/hair or other such antics, Yolanda may start realizing who she is dealing with and punt that bag of trash right out to the curb.
You nailed it. I think Yo is going to hang onto her saviour role with Brandi , until its too late to know what bit her. Its an admirable trait, and I lve just have about Yo, I just think its wasted on Brandi. I hope im wrong ,but I dont thnk Brandi is capable of appreciating a good friend like that. I think shes out for herself.
Brandi just released her first single The String Didn’t Mean a Thing. Well, it won’t for much longer anyway.
Is BG turning into a Korean woman? Lay off the injections.
I finally watched the show tonight.
First, Andy’s questions for Brandi were SO soft! WTH?
Second, Brandi and Kim both looked terrible. In the face.
Third (off topic…ish) Now I totally get why Bethenny and Kristen Taekman don’t hit it off.
Ooh, and I’m dying to know Kim’s version of “the truth” about the dog bite!
@Amanda Please explain why Bethenny and Kristen Taekmon don’t hit it off and how does this relate to Brandi and Kim? I enjoy all franchises (except Orange County) Spill the tea!
I didn’t mean to go off topic… but Bethenny and Kyle are life long friends, like going back 25 years or something. Kyle said during reunion clip that her and Bethenny talk about the stuff going on with castmates, etc. And Kristen and Brandi are friends, from modeling days I believe. Brandi and Yolanda (it was Yo, right?) did a crossover scene with Carole and Kristen last RHNY season. I saw some tweet Kristen made the night of reunion in support of Brandi. Anyway…. lol. I remembered about Bethenny saying on WWHL that her and Kristen don’t hit it off, and it all clicked together for me.
Ah Thanks Amanda. I knew all of those details but never put them together until you did. (This is not me being a sarcatistic bitch, I’m being serious. I know it’s hard to tell with me lately) .
That makes a lot of sense.
On Fri, Apr 3, 2015 at 12:14 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Lol, Tamara. 🙂
I love your blog!
I wondered that too; about the dog bite. Kim is so horrid! I cant fathom what she would say. Id be done if my sister treated my child like that.Threatening to expose something about them on tv, to deflect her culpabilty in having a known dangerous dog and failing to adequately protect people. Maybe Kyle should sue to!
What is Kim trying to imply? You wouldnt like it, ive never told what really happend. What the hell? What Alexia got drunk and stumbled in that room she was forbade not to enter? Or did she go in there to steal some of your jewelry? What is it Kim? The dog trainer told her the dog is extremely dangerous and he must either muzzle him or put in a secure enclosure if people were over. He said Kim refused and wasnt fit to own any pets at all. Thats bad! She is such a loser! Not cute or funny. Dont support her anymore Kyle.
Great blog TT ! Seeing Lisa Rinna jab the juice out of Kim “I’m Sober!” Richards was the best part of this reunion. Andy set it up, bless him, but Rinna didn’t miss her chance and she shut Kim down. It was just sooo sweet. Then, the analogies about Beer breath Barbie were so funny. First, St.Yolanda of Lyma (apologies to all offended) compared Brandi to a “bag of trash” that you’d put on the curb, lolol !!! Then, Andy compares Blandi to a Dog that bites you when you’re playing with it. Brandi didn’t like that, but I sure as hell did. Ahhh… karma’s a bitch and so are Brandi and Kim.
It was worth the effort just to see Lisa Rinna put Kim in her place. After Kim’s nasty reply indicating that she wouldn’t stoop to accepting jobs that Lisa R. would, Andy brought up Kim’s stint on Celebrity Divers or whatever, and Lisa didn’t miss a beat when she said that even she had turned that job down!! How freakin funny!!! Kim really deserved that. And Yolanda made the analogy between Brandi and a bag of trash lol!! Then Andy compares Brandi and her behavior to playing with a dog who suddenly bites you!! Part 1 was hilarious !!
I am disappointed that none of the women commented on Brandi’s weight loss from not drinking for 21 days. Seven pounds?? That would seem to be an indication of copious amounts of alcohol being consumed on a pretty regular basis.
What in the hell has she done to her face this time? She is only 42, and I just don’t understand why someone that age would do so much work on her face. It doesn’t move above her lips, and those barely move either. Just a few years ago she was a pretty woman, but her face is starting to take on a cartoonish look. I think the women who have speculated that she is terrified of aging are on the right track!
I’m surprised at how much Andy seems to like her. I wonder if I could get away with telling my boss to F off?
Wine does have alot of calories if you drink alot of it. Two bottles is about a thousand calories. When drinking it to get drunk ( I imagine that s the point ), youre going to go through alot of bottles, also theres alot of water retention with heavy drinking . I worked with a girl who was hitting the jack Daniels hard at night. She got water pills and lost 7 pounds in a weekend. Scary!
That is the opposite of true. Alcohol is VERY dehydrating. That is why when you over drink you wake up thirsty as hell the next morning.
When I give up alcohol for lent, and sugar and caffeine, I normally don’t lost any weight at all for the first couple weeks. That is because I am drinking tons of water and getting properly hydrated which actually causes you to put on a couple of pounds.
I used to drink so much sweet tea, alcohol, co-colas etc I was chronically dehydrated. Now I am doing better about trying to behave except for the hormonal rage days when I just don’t give a shit. The goal now is to give a shit on all the days. We have have dreams and aspirations…
On Sat, Apr 4, 2015 at 12:51 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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aggh Tamara you make me laugh.. I love the pic of Our Skank (brandi) wearing a see thru skirt with black undies and shitfaced. LOVE IT (who goes out in public dressed like this??)
It amazes me that Brandi can only see things one way (her way).. how is ok to hit someone ? oh..its ok if you say sorry straight after?
Why is Brandi so obsessed with telling people they are menopausal? Menopause happens to all women . & I think if you are severely underweight (like she is) there is an extremely high chance of having early menopause herself which would be awesome.. So Jesus, if you are reading this.. make it happen please!
Kim looks horrendous.. whatever she is doing/taking does not agree with her..
All of the ladies bar Kim and Brandi looked beautiful.
Poor Yolanda.. imagine being sick and listening to this crap… I can’t imagine having a friend like Brandi would be helping her recovery.. Yolanda needs to be around nice, calm, loving people. I hope Yolanda is on her way to better health.
Brandi is so vacant – I honestly think she can’t comprehend most of what is said. Kim’s speech to Kyle was pretty much the MEANEST thing I’ve ever heard!
@Sackem, I agree about how mean Kins words are. I’m thinking Kyle us no longer sending money to Kim so Kim feels free to express her true feelings towards Kyle.
I’ve learned that when Ive helped certain people that they often turn on me later, especially when it came to money. Kim’s jealousy of Kyles family success is showing. Kim will always hate Kyle for that.
Dog bite … I recall, sort of, reading in here that Kim said her dog was in her bedroom with door closed, to not let dog out. The girl or girls went in there to see the dog and got bit.
So Kim blamed the girl. Not certain.
There is a post about this on TT’s site.
BG reminds me of the mean girl gone worse. It’s obvious the woman has problems – which makes me wonder how much further will she have to fall before she wakes up and realizes the damage she’s done to herself and her kids. I feel sorry for her children. They must hear other kids talk about their Mom, or worse, kids @ school tease them about her. It’s a tragic situation all around.
I want to see Lisa V get a really sharp short haircut, and start wearing some fitted jackets in black with some skinny pants to go with. She has a great body and a fabulous face and the old brown ratted long hair doesn’t do the package justice. She will be gorgeous at any age, and she does not need long hair to prove her femininity. Short hair would be really sexy on her.
I’ll second that. Remove all the long hair cluttering her face, neck and shoulders to showcase her eyes and bone structure. She also needs to lay off the tarantula eye lashes and heavy makeup, which are so ageing. LVP looked best the few times we’ve saw her pottering around her home in jeans and little makeup.
That makes three of us. I made the same comment earlier on. LVP needs a new look…and fast!
I think if trimmed even to her shoulders would be better . Maybe some layering and flat iorned to make it sleek and shiney. Her makeup is too much, you can hardly see her eyes. Theyre all squint. I dont care for the pink or purple lipstick either. Id use all earth tones onher. I actually dont think she would pull off the short bob that Yolanda rccks. Think Lisa needs more length than that. Thats just my humble opinion. Also, that guy Andre is smart enough to know better than t give Lisa info. Lisa shouldnt askveither, none f her buisness. The dont concern myself with who my sons friends sleep with. Lisa is married to someone 16 years older. Oh but thats ok because hes a man.
Common denominator between Kingsley & Brandi = Kim & the similarities are quite astounding.
Kingsley & Brandi both . . .
♦ always sniffing around & have their nose up someone’s ass.
♦ are using Kim & leading her on – letting her think she’s in control. While one’s using her for food & shelter, the other is using her to get dirt on Kyle.
♦ attack unprovoked. (Lifelong friend, sister, niece . .)
♦ don’t interact well with others.
♦ known to eat from a bowl on the floor.
♦ in need of extensive, expert training.
♦ have a hard time standing on 2 legs (1 in particular after she’s had a few drinks).
♦ slobber a lot
♦ are the “joys” of Kim’s life.
♦ enjoy playing in the dirt.
♦ love to hump (& will hump just about anything)
♦ have a special bond with the toilet. Kingsley loves to drink from it, while Brandi’s prone to use it to vomit.
Kim . . .
♦ refers to both of them as her “best friends”.
♦ condones their behavior.
♦ continually makes excuses (it’s NEVER their fault).
♦ gives them both free reign to shit all over the people in her life.
♦ has more compassion towards her “pets” (than the humans in her life)
♦ prefers the company of her “pets” over humans.
♦ confides in them her deep, dark secrets re Kyle & trusts they won’t expose them to anyone (but if they do bark / bite → “oh well!”)
♦ claps when she’s trying get Kingsley’s attention. Brandi has the clap (allegedly).
@addie2u Your comment and analysis are sublime. Yes indeed, your descriptions of Brandi, Kim and Kingsley are 100% accurate. Poor Kingsley has no choice but to remain with his negligent, self indulgent, ill equipped owner. When, not if, Kingsley attacks again, Kim will surely find a reason to blame the victim of the fatal bite or heaven forbid, a mauling. If Kingsley is taken away and put down, it will be Kim’s fault because she has not ensured that her dog is properly trained.
Brandi appears so bloated, ugly and bad in this reunion, that I actually find myself wondering if she is sick. :/
Poor Yolanda was so clearly sick, and yet stunningly beautiful.
I did not love kyles hair choice, but her face work was awesome. I thought that Eileen looked very natural and pretty and Lisa r also looked great.
KENYA TWEETED YOU!!! Awesome! Love her, she is so smart and articulate… Scary for those who hate her!
Yolanda: illness becomes her. She looks better after her self professed 4 months in bed than I’ve ever looked on my best day. Obviously she must have rehearsed her questions with Andy. Given her inability to read, write, or process information, I doubt she could have been as articulate unless she was prompted to memorize lines.
Kim: drunk/sober, using/clean – regardless, she is a nasty piece of work.
Brandi: her prescribed and self medicating for anxiety obviously isn’t working out to her best advantage. Maybe it’s time to revamp the “character” she plays on TV. Yolanda can give her some pointers.
The Yolanda vitriol is really unattractive at this point. God forbid you ever get truly sick, Tootsie.
I think Brandi’s hate for Kyle is all about Lisa. Brandi sincerely loved Ken and Lisa and losing them hurts. She’s insanely jealous that Kyle has been forgiven and she hasn’t.
Kim refuses to accept responsibility for anything. I can’t envision any scenario where she can rationalize her dog biting Alexa. It sickens me that she can’t show remorse over this incident. I suspect this is the biggest issue between Kim and Kyle at this point. Not the house. Not Brandi. Not even Kim’s obvious issues with substance abuse. It’s the fact Kim doesn’t give two shits that Kyle’s daughter was hurt by Kim’s dog. Maybe Kim has screwed up so many times at this point that it physically pains her to say “I’m sorry” and grovel for forgiveness. It takes her to a place of self-hate and she can’t do that anymore. (I’m not an alcoholic but I was friendly with a recovering alcoholic who said she used to drink to forget the things she did when she was drunk. That made me wonder if there was alot of shame associated with the illness) Anyway that makes me think Kim’s default response now is defensiveness – no matter how CLEARLY in the wrong she is.
Lisa R is a well meaning busy body. She should have stayed out of the Kim situation. No good deed goes unpunished.
Eileen is too good for this show. I’m afraid she won’t be back.