Reza’s apartment flip is not going along on schedule. When he arrives to the work site, there is no one there doing demo. He calls his contractor and is calmly asking why no one is there working. He seems to not get on the contractor at all.
Asifa has taken over the role of GG’s wife. GG is having trouble finding a good man. She tells Asifa she was in a relationship for three and a half years and for three of the years he had another girlfriend. I’m surprised that GG did not kill him. For real.
I am so confused by these two Iranian guys that Asa appears to have sold a house to. Are they brothers? Lovers? What? Apparently, their main function this episode is to provide the house for a pool party. And to bathe in a tub filled with fire hot Cheetos.
The renovations at the parents house are taking forever. Asa and a Iranian author discuss oppression of women in Iran. Asa is working on a live art installation. It was an actual intellectual discussion. On a Bravo show.
Jessica has a new Herve Leger swimsuit that covers quite a lot actually yet still looks borederline skanky. I mean it’s pretty and very unique. Oh Lord. The people at this party are something else. Jessica’s swimsuit is quite tame next to the streetwalkers in thongs and hip boots. None of these people look like they know each other. As Reza said there is a “strong Jersey Shore contingent.” It’s ghetto.
It looks like Shervin is going to be the one to tell Mike. Apparently MJ got a butt lift. Mike is evaluating all the ladies out loud to some guy. Then GG and Mike have what really seems to me like a lover’s quarrel. They are arguing because GG cropped Mike out of an Instagram Pic so he posted the entire picture on his Instagram and wrote “bad pic” across GG’s face. Seriously. They both are acting like they are ten. Then out of no where, GG screams out that he was the one trying to fuck her in Turkey. Jessica is still right there. Mike has no immediate reaction. Eventually Mike says “Bullshit, all hearsay!” To someone who asks what GG is talking about. Actually after the commercial it looked like he said it to GG. Hard to tell which edit was accurate.
GG mentioned that there is plenty of evidence of Mike’s infidelities. Indeed, since Saturday I have been getting more emails from people claiming Mike tried to get with them. They may all just be making it up, but at some point we started taking the Bill Cosby rumors under closer consideration too. There are a lot of women making these allegations against Mike and one of them is his good friend of many years.
Side note: How did I spend almost 6 years living around camels and no know that their penis points the wrong direction? Is that really true?
GG seems very affected by Mike’s denial of everything. Also Mike seems to know that GG has been going around talking shit about him to everybody. How would he know that and not know this is what she was saying?
While Mike is having a tantrum (and he may even be shit-faced) Jessica is calming letting things all sink in as she adjusts her cover up and puts on her sunglasses. She seems about as emotionless as she is expressionless. She is in fact simply in the middle of the calm before the storm. Eventually, she gets up and goes to where Mike is talking with Shervin and informs him they are leaving. She is demanding Mike take of his microphone pack. She says she is not going to discuss this with him on camera. She knows. Maybe not about GG but she knew about others. You can tell. She thought she had the situation under control and she was wrong. As she is literally strong arming Mike out of the party, Mike says “that fucking bitch isn’t even worthy of my dick.” Jessica tells Mike not to say another fucking word. Everyone comes to the car to try and get Mike to talk to GG. Jessica screams at everyone repeatedly and demands that they leave. Mike does seem to be fairly pussywhipped by this chick.
GG for some reason goes to a lot of trouble to convince Shervin that she is telling the truth. GG seems to be telling the story with a concentration on trying to protect Jessica. This does not match up with the way she freaked out when she found out Mike was proposing to Jessica which I think is the true catalyst for her speaking up now.
Next Week: Mike does a guilty move by moving up the proposal to get Jessica’s focus off the accusations and on to their future. That is a really shady move.