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Shahs of Sunset Recap: It’s Nuclear Now

March 30, 2015 by tamaratattles 125 Comments

SHahs Stay Cation

Reza

Reza’s apartment flip is not going along on schedule. When he arrives to the work site, there is no one there doing demo. He calls his contractor and is calmly asking why no one is there working. He seems to not get on the contractor at all.

GG

Asifa has taken over the role of GG’s wife. GG is having trouble finding a good man. She tells Asifa she was in a relationship for three and a half years and for three of the years he had another girlfriend.  I’m surprised that GG did not kill him. For real.

MJ

I am so confused by these two Iranian guys that Asa appears to have sold a house to. Are they brothers? Lovers? What? Apparently, their main function this episode is to provide the house for a pool party. And to bathe in a tub filled with fire hot Cheetos.

Shahs of Sunset: Meet Asa Soltan Rahmati Asa

The renovations at the parents house  are taking forever. Asa and a Iranian author discuss oppression of women in Iran. Asa is working on a live art  installation. It was an actual intellectual discussion. On a Bravo show.

Pool Party!

Jessica has a new Herve Leger swimsuit that covers quite a lot actually yet still looks borederline skanky. I mean it’s pretty and very unique. Oh Lord. The people at this party are something else. Jessica’s swimsuit is quite tame next to the streetwalkers in thongs and hip boots.  None of these people look like they know each other. As Reza said there is a “strong Jersey Shore contingent.”  It’s ghetto.

It looks like Shervin is going to be the one to tell Mike. Apparently MJ got a butt lift. Mike is evaluating all the ladies out loud to some guy. Then GG and Mike have what really seems to me like a lover’s quarrel. They are arguing because GG cropped Mike out of an Instagram Pic so he posted the entire picture on his Instagram and wrote “bad pic” across GG’s face. Seriously. They both are acting like they are ten. Then out of no where, GG screams out that he was the one trying to fuck her in Turkey. Jessica is still right there. Mike has no immediate reaction. Eventually Mike says “Bullshit, all hearsay!”  To someone who asks what  GG is talking about. Actually after the commercial it looked like he said it to GG. Hard to tell which edit was accurate.

GG mentioned that there is plenty of evidence of Mike’s infidelities.  Indeed, since Saturday I have been getting more emails from people claiming Mike tried to get with them. They may all just be making it up, but at some point we started taking the Bill Cosby rumors under closer consideration too. There are a lot of women making these allegations against Mike and one of them is his good friend of many years.

Side note: How did I spend almost 6 years living around camels and no know that their penis points the wrong direction? Is that really true?

Shahs MikeGG seems very affected by Mike’s denial of everything. Also Mike seems to know that GG has been going around talking shit about him to everybody. How would he know that and not know this is what she was saying?

While Mike is having a tantrum (and he may even be shit-faced)  Jessica is calming letting things all sink in as she adjusts her cover up and puts on her sunglasses. She seems about as emotionless as she is expressionless. She is in fact simply in the middle of the calm before the storm.  Eventually, she gets up and goes to where Mike is talking with Shervin and informs him they are leaving. She is demanding Mike take of his microphone pack. She says she is not going to discuss this with him on camera. She knows.  Maybe not about GG but she knew about others. You can tell. She thought she had the situation under control and she was wrong.  As she is literally strong arming Mike out of the party, Mike says “that fucking bitch isn’t even worthy of my dick.”  Jessica tells Mike not to say another fucking word. Everyone comes to the car to try and get Mike to talk to GG. Jessica screams at everyone repeatedly and demands that they leave. Mike does seem to be fairly pussywhipped by this chick.

GG for some reason goes to a lot of trouble to convince Shervin that she is telling the truth. GG seems to be telling the story with a concentration on trying to protect Jessica.  This does not match up with the way she freaked out when she found out Mike was proposing to Jessica which I think is the true catalyst  for her speaking up now.

Next Week: Mike does a guilty move by moving up the proposal to get Jessica’s focus off the accusations and on to their future. That is a really shady move.

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  1. RealChicagoHousewife says

    March 30, 2015 at 10:46 pm

    I really enjoyed the conversation between Asa and the feminist author. I like learning about the cultural intricacies of Persia/ Iran. Especially given what’s going on right now.

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  2. Jaded says

    March 30, 2015 at 10:49 pm

    It’s fairly apparent you are spot on with Mike’s infidelities but what can we expect of sons raised to believe their “dools” are golden.

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    • Sari says

      March 30, 2015 at 11:37 pm

      I should really stop saying that to my son.

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      • BH Wannabe says

        March 31, 2015 at 12:42 am

        Bwahahahaha!

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  3. janet says

    March 30, 2015 at 10:49 pm

    I was wondering if Mike was going to go through with everything and actually marry Jessica one day. I would never ever go to all the trouble of converting to another religion, without a proposal and ring and date allready lined up. The only bad thing I see with Mike and Jessica (other than infidelities if thats true), is that they dont seem to be able to have any fun times together with the friends. As a couple you should be able to mix friends with the relatinship. Jessica allways seems pissed off and not wanting to mix with Mikes crowd.

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    • Gemini says

      March 31, 2015 at 5:44 am

      I wouldn’t want to mix with this crowd. Nothing but drama & drinking. I cant believe they are in their 40s and act this way.

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      • janet says

        March 31, 2015 at 10:19 am

        Thats true, dont blame Jessica either, but Mike picked those friends. They are a reflection of him and his lifestyle. Alot of people in their forties and single got the Peter Pan thing going big time. I see it alot where I live. Only the ones around here look worse and with alot less money.

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    • vroshell says

      March 31, 2015 at 8:37 am

      I got through the hole in the fence somehow. Tamara grabbed me by my dollar store weave and dragged me to the other side.

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    • TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsYoya says

      March 31, 2015 at 3:50 pm

      I really can’t blame her. They probably have other mutual friends, I’m sure. But this crowd – what a bunch of losers.

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  4. satinbliss says

    March 30, 2015 at 11:12 pm

    I’ve been trying to hold out but it’s futile. I’m going to have to start watching this show.

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    • tamaratattles says

      March 31, 2015 at 1:06 am

      Yes, I need fresh eyes on this show. I have connections to each of them to some extent and I need an objective view on this GG v Mike stuff. It seems that evidence arises on the show at the end of next month that proves GG’s position…. But I feel like GG is not being 100% truthful. ​

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      • satinbliss says

        March 31, 2015 at 1:26 am

        Well I set my dvr to get the last few episodes including tonight’s so that should catch me up well enough. The tea is just too juicy and hot to resist. 🙂

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      • katimir2 says

        March 31, 2015 at 1:40 am

        That’s what I feel. GG has an agenda and she’s mad about something else. Not about what Mike is doing to Jessica. There is a definite undercurrent.

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      • Micheal says

        March 31, 2015 at 1:41 am

        I can’t wait for this show to air down under. Unless I…..

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      • KB says

        March 31, 2015 at 4:32 pm

        I was on the fence until Mike moved up his wedding date. It seemed like such a desperate and calculated move. Oh well…they’re married now so apparently she has accepted him as is.

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      • CB says

        April 1, 2015 at 4:43 am

        wasn’t he a blind item that they found out was Mike?

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      • Mari says

        April 2, 2015 at 9:33 am

        What I have a question about is GG was all about them keeping it a secret till SHE told him. Reza, MJ and Asa all have kept mouth close, though I’m not sure I could. And how she told everyone at Adam’s party seemed shady to me since that is when she found out Mike was going to propose. I didn’t see her swear them “pinky swear” no less. But Reza was so adamant she made up “pinky” swear, ok, she didn’t take that pinky swear serious so why should he?

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      • Lady Cocotte says

        April 2, 2015 at 8:25 pm

        Why won’t GG explain what she means by “he tried to f*** me”? Did he verbally proposition her? Did he drunkenly paw at her? Did he hold her down & force himself upon her? All of those events are covered by “he tried to f*** me” but they’re very, very different actions.

        I want to believe GG but, until she stops the innuendo & clearly states what she’s accusing Mike of, I can’t support her claims. The previews show her taking a lie detector test as proof that she’s telling the truth. Fine. But what is she telling the truth about? Her refusal to answer that question makes me suspicious.

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  5. SnookumsLynn says

    March 30, 2015 at 11:34 pm

    I think GG was mad jealous when she found out Mike was proposing. I’ve always felt Mike and GG has some pent up sexual tensions or something. I’ve always suspected they had done the deed already.

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    • Malissa008 says

      March 31, 2015 at 1:05 am

      GG has always had a crush on Mike, he dated her sister at one point in their teens. To him GG was a little little sister, if anything happened she would have been down. In season 1 she told him she liked him while exercising together.

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      • Gemini says

        March 31, 2015 at 5:41 am

        I recall that. GG looks very jealous, and like the dude said, “What’s your motive?” Why tell now? Why announce this at a party? I don’t think she was concerned about Jessica at all, or else she would of told her, a year ago. So fake. And I liked the way Jessica handled the situation. She wasn’t going to be anyone’s victim. Stay the hell away from these messy people. I wish them a happy marriage.

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  6. katimir2 says

    March 30, 2015 at 11:40 pm

    During last week’s episode, when Jessica walked in, GG gave her a look that resembled jealousy to me. Is it possible that GG really has had something going on with Mike in secret, or just secretly wants him. She sure acts like she likes Mike. She doth protest too much!

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    • Gemini says

      March 31, 2015 at 5:35 am

      I agree. Why wait a year? Why announce this transgression when Mike is about to propose to Jessica? He probably did hit on her, and she probably loved it. She said she was drunk, and we all know how shit-faced Mike was. What was her participation when this event occurred? I think she likes Mike, always has, and is jealous. She even commented on how Mike was looking at the other women at the pool party. Why would she even care?

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    • TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsYoya says

      March 31, 2015 at 3:52 pm

      She made no secret that she wanted him in past seasons. I hate saying this because I find it’s usually NOT the true cause of friction, but I really do think she’s just jealous.

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  7. Josie says

    March 30, 2015 at 11:44 pm

    This is all about GG’s jealousy. Her and MJ always acted inapropriately with mike and now she is clutching her pearls that Mike made a drunk pass at her? Mike?? Gimme a break.

    Mike will never be faithful. I think Jessica knows that. Why she is still marrying Mike? Who knows. I just think it was bad of GG to shame Jessica who is really the victim in this case whether she chooses to look the other way or not.

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    • BH Wannabe says

      March 31, 2015 at 12:45 am

      Um, GG isn’t the victim?

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      • Gemini says

        March 31, 2015 at 5:36 am

        If you don’t believe her, she isn’t.

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      • NYCfunGal says

        March 31, 2015 at 10:49 am

        GG is not claiming rape or any use of force, at least that I saw on he show. Just that Mike made a pass at her, which she felt was inappropriate, and she turned him down. She is not a victim.

        But I do agree with Shervin – What is the motive for bringing this up now, a year later? While I do believe Mike may have made the pass, a drunken pass is not worthy of this level of drama.

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        • tamaratattles says

          March 31, 2015 at 11:50 am

          ​I think it gets worse. I think the point is that Mike is a whore. I have a feeling the storyline is going to be he EVEN tried to get with GG. Then the line of accusers will begin to form on camera. Which is exactly how ever girl dreams of spending their honeymoon phase, watching women accuse your husband of sexual misconduct.

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      • T D says

        March 31, 2015 at 7:44 pm

        Mike’s the Sultan of Shwing wielding 1.25 Sandovals of dool.

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        • tamaratattles says

          March 31, 2015 at 7:57 pm

          It’s not the size of the dool, it’s how you work the tool.​

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  8. Angel(?) says

    March 30, 2015 at 11:50 pm

    I keep going back and forth between who is telling the truth. But I had the same reaction to Mike moving up the proposal date – guilty move. I kept thinking about the similarities between these straight Persian guys with their beefed up bodies and golden penises, and Jersey Guido guys. They seem to act the same.

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  9. SantaFeWay says

    March 31, 2015 at 12:36 am

    I’m sure Mike hit on GG in Turkey. There’s footage of them drunk and him tugging on her thong in the bar. It’s not as if he pinned her down and forced her. She said she wriggled away and left his room. I question why she went into his room after he summoned her. But they were drunk, for sure. The fact that he was (supposedly exclusively) dating Jessica at the time is the sticking point. And also why she feels the need to bring this up around the time she found out Mike was planning to propose.

    The “pass” wasn’t as surprising as GG’s announcing it after all this time. It seems to me that this is GG’s, Mike’s, and Jessica’s main storyline this season. If GG really thought this was a terrible thing for Mike to do because he’s almost engaged, then she should have gone to Jessica not Mike and all their mutual friends. I mean, tell the woman he’s cheating on! In any case, I can’t stand Jessica. I think she’s a bitch. And stupid to change herself physically and spiritually to be with a slut like Mike. JMO

    Sorry, this is getting long. Just wanted to say I loved the meeting between Asa and the writer. Very informative. Both women have the same concerns and each found their own unique way to express themselves. I’m really looking forward to seeing Asa’s “walk for freedom” we got a taste of in the season previews. Love it!

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    • Merilyn Zallan Ulrich says

      March 31, 2015 at 10:56 am

      Some of this runs pretty deep and may even include Reza who dumped his business partnership with Mike last season. Things took a strange turn regarding all of the friendships with Mike at that point and Mike was always drunk, jealous of Reza or angry. Reza could have warned Mike about what GG was saying but he didn’t. I think that GG and Mike fooled around in Turkey but that it was not something terrible (like Rape) and everyone is right about Mike being unfaithful and a player. If Jessica wants to except that than that’s up to her and GG’s timing said it all as far as I am concerned. She has wanted a relationship with Mike since season 1 and is beside herself that he is marrying someone else. Mike needs to find another group of friends because this circle doesn’t like him anymore and they don’t have his back. He is also not that attractive so I don’t see why any woman would be that interested. He’s a squat, short guy with a drinking problem and I wish Jessica luck. Like on all of the Bravo shows, someone has to be the victim and someone has to be the villain. Lately, the villain is Mike. Remember when Reza went after MJ? t’s always someone

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      • tamaratattles says

        March 31, 2015 at 11:54 am

        ​MZU, thanks for your previous comment. 🙂

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      • DJ says

        March 31, 2015 at 12:56 pm

        I love MZU’s comments… interesting insight.

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  10. BKSweetheart says

    March 31, 2015 at 12:40 am

    The part at the end was so weird when they were all trying to get Mike to come back and talk to Gigi. Seemed like they were milking it for the cameras. With Jessica having a meltdown and about to go HAM on Mike’s ass, did they really expect him to leave Jessica and go back to ‘clear his name’ or whatever??

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  11. BH Wannabe says

    March 31, 2015 at 12:57 am

    Wow, Jessica’s face looks awful. I’m sorry, she was actually quite pretty. I cannot believe how her face looks now. Wow. But it doesn’t even look mad as she’s SCREAMING at Mike. Do you think she believes she improved her face?

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    • shay says

      March 31, 2015 at 2:55 am

      BH: why do these women line up and fuck up their faces so they all look like they came out of the same puffy-faced cookie cutter that actually makes them look older? I call the look “plastic surgery face.” I also don’t understand wigs, extentions and false eyelashes. Be yourself.

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      • janshell says

        March 31, 2015 at 10:35 am

        Don’t forget blond wigs that are not flattering!

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      • tamaratattles says

        March 31, 2015 at 11:20 am

        ​Y’all know I love me some Kim Biermann but she’s gone overboard again on the plastic face too. It’s so crazy to me they just can’t leave well enough alone. Who would want to walk around with someone else’s face? That must be so odd.

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        • shay says

          March 31, 2015 at 2:09 pm

          Someone else’s face, someone else’s body parts, someone else’s hair, someone else’s nails and eyelashes… and I don’t want to hear how it’s the same thing as make-up.

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      • Nurse7 says

        April 4, 2015 at 2:53 am

        Jessica is a RN who works at a Plastic Surgery Center. She probably gets a great discount or free cosmetic work done since she is on TV. She looks terrible now. Much older than her 26 years.

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    • KaraW says

      April 2, 2015 at 12:37 am

      I’ve tried to stay away from the show, but ended up seeing this episode today in re-runs. I didn’t even recognize Jessica. I figured it must be the same girl because of the conversion and the impending engagement, but I kept trying to remember what she used to look like.

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    • Tp says

      April 7, 2015 at 2:52 am

      I don’t think she was ever pretty. But she definately gets uglier with each episode, and more annoying.

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  12. eg says

    March 31, 2015 at 1:33 am

    All of these attractive people acting like 12 year olds is just mind boggling to me. I know it’s just a tv show, but damn. GG is a hot mess. Mike is acting like a “Brandi G.” type of drunk. It doesn’t take hardly anything to set him off. Reza is just sickening for a grown man. MJ, nevermind. Asa should just stick to making veils or diamond water or singing or whatever. GG causes all of this commotion, and then says she didn’t expect what happened to happen??? Please. She shouldn’t drink either.

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  13. hannahkingrose says

    March 31, 2015 at 2:27 am

    There are many men who think with their “dools”. Apparently, being raised believing his is golden makes Mike feel he has the right to be a dog right in front of Jessica. Him talking to the other guy about all the beautiful Persian women with Jessica sitting just feet away from him makes me sick. After GG accuses him, moving up the proposal date certainly makes Mike look guiltier. I think Jessica marries Mike knowing full well what she’s gotten herself into but after jumping through every hoop he put in front of her she feels he owes her. Maybe her intention at this point is to parlay this marriage into a reality career of her own. I don’t think it’s only because she loves him now. She definitely needs to stop with the plastic surgery. Her face is starting to look almost flat. Janet posted earlier about Jessica not wanting to spend time with Mike’s crowd. That may be because he’s usually shitfaced when he’s with them and there are beautiful women at their parties. I enjoyed Asa’s conversation with the feminist writer. Asa’s father seemed worried about the danger of her making such a bold statement. I am looking forward to seeing where that goes. Loving SOS so far.

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    • shay says

      March 31, 2015 at 2:46 am

      A lot of cultures prize men over women. It doesn’t make them unsuccessful, messy drinkers who cheat. He’s insecure. End of story.
      PS did everyone catch him saying Jessica better show off her body that he paid for? So gross. She needs therapy.

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      • BKSweetheart says

        March 31, 2015 at 10:29 am

        I thought he was saying referring to the Herve swimsuit she had on, saying that he got it altered. I could be wrong though.

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        • tamaratattles says

          March 31, 2015 at 11:42 am

          ​Ah that is what I heard too. I wondered where the other commenter got the idea Mike paid for the surgery. Mike can’t afford Jessica’s surgery.

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      • sandra says

        March 31, 2015 at 1:10 pm

        BKSweetheart, You’re right, Mike was talking about the cost to alter the swimsuit.

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        • shay says

          March 31, 2015 at 2:14 pm

          My bad. It was probably my subconscious!

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      • sandra says

        March 31, 2015 at 1:28 pm

        Does anyone know how old Jessica is? I remember last season she told Mike she didn’t want to have kids with a 40yr., old man. I think she made that statement because he was talking about marriage in 5yrs. I would guess her to be around 26. It’s a shame what she has done to her face, she even got those hideous duck lips.

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      • Anastasia_Beave says

        March 31, 2015 at 4:28 pm

        I think.in these episodes she is 26.

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    • janet says

      March 31, 2015 at 10:33 am

      I can totally understand Jessica not wanting to be with Mikes friends, its just she picked Mike and this is who he is. Compatibility to me means being able to mix your lives with that other person. Its not a great sign to not be able to enjoy doing that. But again cheating guys I think like theyre wives to stay at home.

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  14. shay says

    March 31, 2015 at 2:42 am

    Mike isn’t a lawyer and yet “hearsay” was his defense? Any normal human accused of something like this, in front of friends, family, and longtime girlfriend would adamantly deny it… To me, he looked caught. He was probably bring mean as shit to her when cameras weren’t rolling, or made fun of her in a way that she didn’t like… (fat Kelly Price anyone?) GG is like a 10th grader. She ain’t holding secrets for a homie if that homie wants to make her look bad.

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    • Patti R. says

      March 31, 2015 at 8:10 am

      What’s a “homie?”

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      • shay says

        March 31, 2015 at 1:29 pm

        A good pal.

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      • Urethra Franklin says

        March 31, 2015 at 2:17 pm

        OMG Patti R….

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    • janet says

      March 31, 2015 at 10:37 am

      Some guys are so stupid their deserve to bbb e outed. Why bait or gaslight someone who has the goods on you? For that reason alone Mike deserves it.

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  15. Angel says

    March 31, 2015 at 2:58 am

    Jessica’s face reminds me of pictures I have seen of women with battered swollen faces. She just is missing cuts and bruises that are long gone from the medical procedures. Now if Mike could convince her to have a lobotomy, maybe she’d be his ideal woman, finally.

    What do these Iranian’s do to afford these mansions? Some of them must have brought their loot out with them, the friends of the former Shaw…?

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    • shay says

      March 31, 2015 at 3:13 am

      I can’t speak for these guys, but many immigrants come to America with nothing, work hard, go to school at night, save money and end up with nice things. Hard to imagine, I know.

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      • tamaratattles says

        March 31, 2015 at 11:23 am

        ​Um, yes, that is true. That is not what happened with most Iranian immigrants though.

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  16. Tp says

    March 31, 2015 at 3:30 am

    Mike has progressively gotten worse with each season while the others’ behavior seems to have gotten better (especially gg). Mike had an endearing big brother quality last season imo, and seemed like the softy of the group. But this season he’s just disgusting to watch. All he cares about it pretending to be wealthy and pretending to be a player. Gross. The info on Jessica is interesting bc she always makes a point , on camera, to act like she hates filling. But that didn’t add bc I couldn’t think of a single reason why she’d stay with this bd. She seemed like a nice girl at first, I never thought she was even remotely pretty to begin with but with all the surgery , she’s looks way worse . Mike isn’t smart enough to not incriminate himself. I mean, come on.. He says he was gonna ask her to marry him in a couple of weeks, but with all that’s going on , he’s gonna ask her.. Tomorrow! Idiot! She’s an even bigger idiot for marrying him, but if what you say is true, and I’m betting that it is.. They deserve each other. The convertin thing insured her more storyline Ect..

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    • Patti R. says

      March 31, 2015 at 8:03 am

      I think he and Jessica are really into each other. She isn’t into that wild partying. Eventually you grow up and get tired of it all!!

      This reality show has to have something going on or nobody would watch it.

      I noticed on one earlier scene GG and Mike were sitting together at a table and GG hugged up to Mike and laid her cheek on Mike’s head. They were sitting very close to each other. And, she was all cuddly with him. This was BEFORE she started accusing him. What’s up with that?!!!

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      • janet says

        March 31, 2015 at 11:04 am

        Thats true. Ive known people who didnt give up the partying and it stunts lives. They either gave up on oppourtunities because of the partying ,or party all the time because they have nothng else. Either way after so many years and age catching up with them, its not a good look and not a meaningful or balanced life. The ones who get tierd of it and go on to other things besides being decedent, are generally happier and look upon the old partiers with nostalgia and a tinge of pity.

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    • tamaratattles says

      March 31, 2015 at 11:27 am

      I thought it said a lot about how Mike thinks of himself to think that a major cheating allegation brought up in a very public setting would make it a GOOD time to propose. A normal person would be very far from accepting a proposal during that situation. I was sure he was going to say “I was going to propose, but I am going to wait until this blows over…” ​

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      • janet says

        April 1, 2015 at 1:22 am

        I think most would be panicked . To tell you the truth if I were Jessica , Mike better damn well propose , to make it up me. A grand gesture would be mandatory to secure my continued participation.

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  17. DJ says

    March 31, 2015 at 6:43 am

    TT, great recap….

    One of my twins got up sick last night, and walked in on my watching this show…. It was when Jessica was on. She said “Mommy, why is that man wearing a bathing suit”… I almost spit my drink out…. It was actually sad.

    Jessica really ruined her face. It is so swollen.

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    • janet says

      March 31, 2015 at 11:07 am

      She did have a bit of a Mickey Rourke look to her. The other girls looked great.

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      • DJ says

        March 31, 2015 at 12:58 pm

        Janet,
        sorry about your bad experience (from below) Hugs!!

        Mickey Rourke is a good comparison! BTW… My daughter is 6, so she was not being facetious in the least.

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  18. Nancy says

    March 31, 2015 at 7:02 am

    My husband never watches these shows with me; HW or SofS, so when he walks through the room (on the way to get a beer or food) he sees glimpses and sometimes makes a comment.

    When he saw Mike on this episode he said “That guy looks like a devil – look at his eyes!” Yes, I agree Mike can look pretty scary. But he has the most beautiful smile which he should flash more often.

    Jessica’s face looks like a raw cookie lying there on the cookie sheet. Flat, beige, puffy in places, moist. Or like a bowl of oatmeal. Bland. I don’t get the point of whatever she did to it cosmetically. I wonder what her parents think of all the Stepford choices she has made. To go from being a Roman Catholic Italian girl to a wannabe Persian, just to nab a guy like Mike, is truly weird, not to mention messing up your appearance in the process.

    I wish Adam would dump Reza. Sometimes Reza seems almost decent in terms of showing compassion and understanding to people, and then he reverts to being a shallow asshole. Most of the time he’s an asshole. Adam is kind of like Jessica in that relationship; the understanding, long- suffering loyal hopeful wifey. And how must HIS parents be feeling?

    I love Asa; she seems so much more mature than the rest and, to me, she is the most beautiful woman in the group. The look on her face at the party when GiGi stormed out, looking at Mike, was one of “we need to know the truth”. She would make a good judge, I think.

    Mercedes is also a beautiful woman; it’s a shame she can’t find the happiness she seeks with a decent man. For sure she needs to expand her horizons outside this group and maybe seek out a man a little bit older than she so she can be his princess.

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    • Barbara says

      March 31, 2015 at 8:48 am

      I believe Jessica’s mother died a couple years ago and her dad moved on quickly with someone else and has a new family. Maybe this has been hard for Jessica? IDK why she wants Mike so badly but they say love is blind.

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    • janet says

      March 31, 2015 at 10:34 pm

      I didnt hear about Charlie not working out. Yes M.J. is beautiful and even more so this season. She would be alot of fun to hang out with I thnk. I like her and As a the best out of the women. Ive seen some really nice couples where the woman is ten years older or so. But as a rule I think younger guys are douche bags and use and string along attractive older women and its not nice at all.

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  19. Patti R. says

    March 31, 2015 at 7:10 am

    When the “Shahs of Sunset” first came on TV, I could already tell that GG was “into” Mike. Mike DID treat GG like a little sister. GG DID NOT like Mike being around other women at all! Mike seemed oblivious to the fact that GG was “smittened” with him! Back then I believe GG would have jumped into the bed with Mike in a heartbeat!!
    In the SHOOTING RANGE episode, GG was giving Mike these adoring glances.
    I think GG is trying to break Mike and Jessica up. Jessica is ONTO GG’s sneaky tactics . I don’t believe for one moment that GG likes Jessica at all. Again, I believe that GG’s trying to split Mike and Jessica up. GG would easily jump Mike’s bone’s in a “Carolina Heartbeat!”.
    I LOVE these REALITY SHOWS!

    THANK YOU TAMARA TATTLES!!!!!!!

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    • Kris Magnusson says

      March 31, 2015 at 10:22 am

      This is just another version of Kristen, Tom and Arianna on Vanderpump Rules. Krisen would do anything to break up Tom and Arianna.

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    • Tp says

      April 7, 2015 at 3:05 am

      No way.. Look at the guys that GG has dated on the show , and off. All of them are way better looking than Mike. Mike is a short little man who’s not even successful. I highly doubt that GG thinks of Mike as anything more than a big brother. Mike doesn’t get beautiful women, he’s a db and he’s not good looking at all.

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  20. RealChicagoHousewife says

    March 31, 2015 at 8:12 am

    Viewers were shown a clip of Mike snapping GG’s thong. That in and of itself is inappropriate for a man who is supposedly exclusively with another woman. I believe something more inappropriate probably happened between them later on in the evening.

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    • shay says

      March 31, 2015 at 1:48 pm

      RealChicagoHW: Bingo. That was also at a dinner table. In a restaurant. In front of friends. And cameras. If you have personality problems when you drink (and you’ve seen it on tv for years), you really can’t use being drunk as an excuse for anything. At some point, repeated womanizing, innapropriate touching, flirting, nudity, and being belligerent has become your M.O. and has no correlation to being shitfaced.

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  21. jrleaguer says

    March 31, 2015 at 8:26 am

    GG needed a storyline and Mike drew the short straw.

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    • Angel(?) says

      March 31, 2015 at 1:16 pm

      That’s the line he will Fed Jessica.

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      • sandra says

        March 31, 2015 at 2:30 pm

        Ahhh, *giggles*, Good one, Angel(?).

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  22. Cheychey says

    March 31, 2015 at 8:34 am

    I think Mike and GG have allready slept together at some point. When he made a drunken pass at her in Turkey and then didn’t “remember” the next day GG got all caught up in her feelings. I think she had always been in live with. From the start of the show when she would talk about Mike being her bestie she had a lovesick school girl crush look about her.

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  23. Angel(?) says

    March 31, 2015 at 9:35 am

    On a side note: My husband is from the Sahara, so I asked him if a camel’s penis points the wrong way. He said it does. When they pee, they pee backwards. That’s why you don’t want to mess with their hind legs. To answer MJ’s query, when a camel has sex the penis points forward. The camel position is sitting not standing. The More You Know!

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    • tamaratattles says

      March 31, 2015 at 11:39 am

      ​I’ve seen camels pee many, many times. I guess I just wasn’t paying that much attention to the particulars…

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  24. minimogul says

    March 31, 2015 at 9:53 am

    Does anyone else think GG is a spoiled teenager trapped in a woman’s body. This girl needs some therapy with all her anger issues and lack of direction and focus. I feel bad for her. She’s acting like a drama queen and her intentions are not to help Jessica….I cant put my finger on it…maybe she wants Mike to remain single and miserable like she appears to be.

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    • minimogul says

      March 31, 2015 at 9:53 am

      TT thanks for the recap…I’m watching it tonight.

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    • janet says

      March 31, 2015 at 10:50 am

      I think miserable single people do intentionally like to sabotage other peoples relationships and marriages. Ive seen it first hand ,and been on the recieving end of it myself. They’ll go to great lengths to be sneaky and under handed, and its pathetic. But yes, they want company or just the satisfaction of another person not having what they dont have either. Its terrible but it happens. Youve got to guard against it.

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      • minimogul says

        March 31, 2015 at 11:31 am

        Really sad Janet.

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      • tamaratattles says

        March 31, 2015 at 11:53 am

        ​LOL at married people who always seem to think they make the married life seem so good. I am all for getting married. Just not to anyone I’ve ever known and certainly not if the relationship is going to be remotely similar to any marriage I have ever seen. They all look…..tortured.

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      • Sick of "Reality" TV says

        March 31, 2015 at 2:37 pm

        You say ALL MARRIAGES look tortured? Wow! I think the tortured one might be you? (Disclaimer – 36th wedding anniversary is next week.)

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        • tamaratattles says

          March 31, 2015 at 3:31 pm

          Did I hit a nerve?​

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      • TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsYoya says

        March 31, 2015 at 3:48 pm

        Miserable married people do this too…

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      • Katherine says

        March 31, 2015 at 4:02 pm

        Must be an age thing. Most of my single friends are content, while many of my married friends are looking for the trap door. 🙂 Me? Married over three decades, and I am back and forth on the happiness question, depending on how much sleep I’ve had and how fat I feel that day.
        I am saddened to see so many women dismissing GG’s complaint out of hand. Still so many unanswered questions to be sure of anything. Except that Mike’s a horn dog.

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      • janet says

        March 31, 2015 at 10:06 pm

        Oh thanks for the empathy! I came out on top in the end, though. I have a deeper appreciation for how much my spouse loves me and we put it back together really well. But alot of marriages are tortuous for sure. There are definatly some married people who lives of quiet desperation!

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  25. 504Girl says

    March 31, 2015 at 2:05 pm

    There is something not quite right or 100% truthful about GGs story. Its obvious something happened but I think Shervin nailed when he said we will never know what happened 100% only the two of them. Just my opinion, but I think GG and Mike went a little too far doing something and then GG had regrets and felt bad. Regardless of what happened GG handled the situation all wrong. Cant wait too see the lie detector episode!

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    • HotToddy says

      March 31, 2015 at 3:00 pm

      I always want to take the woman’s side when there are rape allegations. But I just don’t trust GG. Probably biased from that maniacal glint in her eyes with those knives. But when I first started watching the show, I thought GG and Mike had chemistry or some kind of intimacy. Maybe they were friends w/benefits in the past, but GG wasn’t interested that particular time. Or he wasn’t feeling it/too drunk to function and she took it personally. Anyway, I’m going to sound like an old fart, but marriage is hard, Jessica. (Cause y’all know she’s reading everything about herself that she can get her hands on). Even when your spouse is considerate, committed, hardworking. Much less hitching yourself to that dool. And who cares if it’s a magic dool if it’s been everywhere.

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      • tamaratattles says

        March 31, 2015 at 3:32 pm

        ​well, if it is a magic dool, I might care. But I wouldn’t marry it! 🙂

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      • Sweet T says

        March 31, 2015 at 5:30 pm

        Does it grant wishes?

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      • Sick of "Reality" TV says

        March 31, 2015 at 10:02 pm

        Seet T rub it a few times, you’ll see if it’s magic!

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      • janet says

        April 1, 2015 at 1:08 am

        I didnt think it was rape allegations. A pass isnt rape, lets be clear. Its one thing for a man to indicate sex and quite another to take by force.

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  26. TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsYoya says

    March 31, 2015 at 3:47 pm

    I always thought of this cast as the Persian Jersey Shore.

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  27. Lisa m says

    March 31, 2015 at 4:08 pm

    Watching now and I now have a new respect for the power of a Pinky Swear

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    • Katherine says

      March 31, 2015 at 4:26 pm

      That was hilarious. Reza was shouting it out like he was a third grader on the playground at recess.

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      • tamaratattles says

        March 31, 2015 at 5:30 pm

        That is because a pinky swear is a very serious thing, Katherine. It’s like a double dog dare of promises.

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      • Lisa m says

        March 31, 2015 at 5:35 pm

        I was laughing so hard, it obviously was like dude, we had a pinky swear, omertà!

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      • GEMINI527 says

        March 31, 2015 at 5:42 pm

        Yeah…i understand keeping your word with a friend, but if he said “pinky swear” one more time, I was going to hurl. And he was so happy to announce that the pinkies were the glue that kept this news secret. I go from loving him to hating him 5 times every episode.

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    • eg says

      April 1, 2015 at 10:12 am

      @Lisa m,GEMINI527,TT,and Katherine, that damn “pinky swear” shit drove me nuts! I wonder if he watches himself sounding so damn stupid? I don’t see what Adam see in him, cause he is so damn annoying and prissy-fied. Pinky swear my ass.

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    • T D says

      April 1, 2015 at 9:29 pm

      Especially when it’s a Reza stinky pinky swear.

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  28. jeannie from jersey says

    March 31, 2015 at 5:49 pm

    I replayed the part right after GG dropped the bomb- she was smiling- yup- smiling, enjoying hurting Mike and embarrassing Jessica- then the nerve that she wants to tok to Jessica? IMO, something happened- Mike’s reaction didn’t support an innocent man but they were drunk- anyone have a crazy night, anybody?- she went to the room- (not to blame the victim- poor choice of term for GG though).She waited an entire year- makes you wonder, jealous much?Ask leila or her dad about her issues- stabbing a pregnant woman who happens to be your sister- I’m from a family of 4 sisters and I haven’t offered to stab them lately…..or in my entire life. Can’t say it hadn’t passed my mind….but I digress…..
    As for Jessica, she’s italian and its known that men have a Goombah, or a sidepiece. I’m …as Reza stupidly says, I am OTB Italian,My grandmother told me that early on while we were making pie- like it was no big deal ( I married a Dutch guy, I don’t share) so maybe she had a grandmother who baked too.
    GG needed a story line- from what Ive heard , he didn’t rape her—she wants the viewer to think it, anything for attention. GG wants him, It would hurt Leila, so WTF, right?
    Sorry so long….

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  29. Lawstangel says

    March 31, 2015 at 6:26 pm

    Wow….I just have so many mixed feelings. First of all I do not want it to seem like I am advocating for Mike…I think he cheats. However, I have a huge problem with GG’s behavior. Why can’t she talk like a normal person? Ever? Why does she have to shout and vomit everything out like a crazy person? I was pretty surprised to see the pictures of her, Jessica and Mike “hanging out.” I do not think she gives a damn about Jessica, I believe she would like to get of her out of Mike’s life once and for all. I do not know exactly why but GG really seems like a jealous girl to me….. When she started in with the ” I will take a lie detector test, rip off my limbs, etc.” that smacked of desperation to me. I just don’t believe her version of the story. Something is amiss here., I do not find it odd that Mike & Jessica left, I most likely would have done the same thing. I don’t agree that it made him seem “guilty” to not immediately engage GG. I thought GG looked pleased with herself, I think GG enjoys chaos. I would have been pissed if my friends knew this and did not tell me. What a mess!!!!

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    • CB says

      April 1, 2015 at 4:58 am

      His hesitation and reaction to me showed GUILT… ushering his girlfriend out of the party, who sadly seems to be losing her looks, was a man running. I would have had a heated response face to face to a person accusing me of something I didn’t do.. and I just didn’t see that in Mike…

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  30. janshell says

    April 1, 2015 at 2:11 am

    You all keep talking about Jessica’s face but I always thought it was weird looking so I’m not sure what plastic surgery she had! Can anyone tell me? Also did GG have something done to her face too? At the party I kept wondering why her face looked like a twisted Chucky doll! I don’t think its weird that mike did not defend himself against the allegations he never defends himself against anything this group throws at him and they treat him like crap!! That’s why Jessica doesn’t like them but she gives them a chance for mike! Loved her swimsuit by the way! It’s not weird that they left either!!! Jessica had enough of them always trying to dog mike and Asa was there trying to trivialize it and encourage talk! Really?? I can’t stand her and her peacemaking efforts with such a strong allegation! GG has this info for a year and they claim they all hang out together all the time so she was ok with him ‘sleeping with other women’ as she keeps accusing but the moment she hears proposal she decides that mike has to be stopped??? Something isn’t adding up! I don’t know what happened in Iran but making up stories in this group….well I wouldn’t put it past them for ratings!

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    • CB says

      April 1, 2015 at 5:01 am

      Did you ever think its Bravo that wants this storyline aired.. they probably know about the blind item.. they know he’s cheating and that’s juicy info for Bravo.. that’s probably why GG is making this her story line.. GG did say there’s Proof out there.. and I think sadly there is…

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      • janshell says

        April 1, 2015 at 5:07 am

        Yeah it could be bravo too you are right! But where is the proof? I keep hearing about people hinting it, credible sources etc! Where are the women? For sure some fame whore would have come forward by now?

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  31. Kiel says

    April 1, 2015 at 7:19 am

    Mike is GUILTY!!! As soon as GG dropped the information, he was DEAD SILENT FOR A LONG TIME (yes, it was a mere few seconds but it seemed like an eternity). If that were me, I would have started swearing and cussing immediately. I did not see GG smile or smirk once she dropped the information. She seemed angry and when you’re angry your face contorts (like demon possession…not saying she is possessed). I have re-watched the clip and there was no smile to be found on any of their faces: not Jessica, not Mike, not GG. Yes, GG took as long as she did to release the information because she and Mike have a history. As a victim of sexual assault, IT IS NOT EASY TO RELEASE THIS INFORMATION. Personally, Mike and GG – I believe – BOTH like each other. There has always been pent-up sexual tension between the two and it was obvious. Mike is NOT ready for marriage and GG still has a “hang up” over him. I think they BOTH got drunk in Turkey and they BOTH started “doing the do” in the heat of the moment, whilst drunk and tipsy, and both regretted it. Mike may have very well been interested in GG too – after all, he dated and slept with her sister Leila. Naturally, he would have developed a sexual tension for GG, Leila’s sister. It’s like being interested in a mother and wanted to sleep with the daughter. This is all too common. I don’t think GG is lying 100%. Both KNOW what really happened and both are distorting facts. One thing is certain: a) GG needs to move on and forget about Mike. She deserves better. b) Mike IS a “playa”. There is evidence of this online and through word of mouth. c) Jessica should have never have bothered dating Mike because he clearly is NOT that into her. She’s too mature for the constant partying. Why convert your religion for someone who wouldn’t even give an engagement ring or some sort of promise? She keeps saying he’s going to be too old to have children. They both seem mismatched for each other. The fact that Mike will propose IMMEDIATELY after this has happened is GUILT! GUILT! GUILT! He needs to now cover his tracks to PROVE he is not the “playa” GG accuses him of. This reminds me of a bully I dealt with who put me down every chance she got and criticized my weight : the minute I went all ballistic on her GG-style, she immediately dyed her hair black (her natural hair is medium brown), thinking she could “hide” from me in the hopes that I wouldn’t see her walking the hallways. That’s GUILT!!! And she literally dyed her hair the NEXT day of the fight.

    In later episodes, we will see that GG was not 100% in the wrong! Mike seems to be the kind of guy that THINKS he’s a playa but really isn’t.

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  32. katimir2 says

    April 1, 2015 at 11:48 am

    This is my first season seeing Jessica. Can anyone tell me where I can see what she looked like before. I only watched season one/parts of season two.

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  33. Xanadude says

    April 1, 2015 at 3:23 pm

    When your most stable and relatable cast member shillsdiamond water and uses crystals to choose a new car, you have the makings of a true train wreck.

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    • janshell says

      April 1, 2015 at 4:35 pm

      Diamond water must be doing well for her to afford a car like that! Lol!

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    • Kishmish says

      April 7, 2015 at 8:27 am

      Oh gawd!!!! I hadn’t thought about it like that but you are so right! Actually it’s the Diamond Water seller AND the Diamond Water seller’s cat lady mother who are the sane ones.

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  34. Ali says

    April 2, 2015 at 9:51 pm

    Late to the party and not sure if you discussed this already, but what really struck me during this whole ordeal is why no one gave a damn how Jessica was feeling in the immediate aftermath. Mike ignored her initially and so did his friends. I understand he’s probably a cheater and she is a typical northeastern guidette (head in sand) who lives in Cali, but no one seemed to care about her feelings. To me that was striking and cold.

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    • Ali says

      April 2, 2015 at 9:56 pm

      By chick compassion would’ve went into overdrive……just sayin.

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      • Ali says

        April 2, 2015 at 10:05 pm

        I meant my chick compassion would’ve gone into overdrive even if I thought she was a nitwit for being with Mike because she was nevertheless being humiliated and there is nothing I could see that she deserved that.

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        • tamaratattles says

          April 2, 2015 at 10:18 pm

          Good points. Jessica will have zero support through this entire ordeal according to my sources. The Shahs are sort of like Teresa Giudice when the Gorgas came on the show. They really don’t want any more new people on their show….or so it would seem. And their allegiance to Mike is also gone. I have a feeling the gang knows that Jessica knows. When she left it was like she was dragging Mike out by the ear to get him off camera where she could lay into him for humiliating her on TV AGAIN.

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  35. Tp says

    April 7, 2015 at 2:49 am

    I think GG is telling the truth. What reason does she have for lying? I think she’s seen a lot of Mike’s cheating and it’s probably not the first time he’s tried to bang her. We can see how completely obliterated he becomes when he drinks. Of course he’d try something while on vacation , away from his gf. My guess is that everyone has seen him cheat and /or flirt so much that everyone is really just wondering why GG is coming forward now . After reading the backstory on Jessica I just don’t like her at all now. I’ve always thought she was very unattractive but now I see her as a game thirst drama queen so maybe I’m bias. That reaction to the proposal was way way over the top and he high pitched squealing about mikes awful friends made me mute the tv.

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