הלילה, עקרות בית האמיתית של אטלנטה הלכו למנילה.
זה היה פרק גדול באמת.
הייתי recapped את זה אבל היום הוא יום ראשון של הדקלים ואני fobidden כדי לקבל גישה לtechology בימים נוראים.
שלום להיות איתך בעונה זו של עדשים.
שלום
לדון את המחשבות שלך על חתונות יהודיות כאן!
Fuck y’all. You know the ones who are not blocked to the gods. I have absolutely no reason to research shit for ages and get sources when you fucktards wanna talk about what day Jews get married. I thought I was pretty clear on that in the post. If you want to talk about being Jewish and watching reality TV, I have a GREAT site for you. Seriously. Ilana is great. GO THERE.
Nonetheless you comment, with out reading any other comments or responses to your own and wonder why you are blocked. And Judy, you’ve been blocked for MONTHS and just now noticed.
Darling, Put. The bottle. Down.
Shove the bottle up your ass.
ROFL. I’ll try, but I’m pretty fucked-out today already.
DEAD.
I love you, Tamara.
What’s happened ? Yikes I guess I abijkd go and read through everything . Who cares what day they get married anyway . It’s clear he’s a hypocrite and she’s young and dumb . He wouldn’t be a man whore if he was so religious.
I’m going to let you fucktards discuss Jewish Wedding practices here.
You all missed two months of “Persian tea”
I’m not going to force fed you like fois gras gooses anymore.
If you want to pick a weird thing to be wrong about go for it.
It’s not like I don’t have sources.
If you want to miss the point. I’m done.
I tried. The only thing between me an Punta Del Este is this blog and now WP has no advertisers…thus the WP ads everywhere.
So.
tattles. out.
TT – the Tags for this article are GREAT! Stay strong, Our Doyenne of Dish.
May I suggest mikeshouhedshitfaced as another tag? 🙂
I doubt that this comment appear here but I’m going for it in the spirit of free speech. Yesterday I wrote a comment apologizing to Tamara for being one of the Jewish people who quoted the rites of what can and cannot happen on sabbath in regards to the Jewish faith. I admitted that I have not practices my religion for many years and that things may have changed. I am a Reform Jew and back when I attended Temple and went to confirmation class my Rabbi explained what could and could not happen between sundown Friday and sundown Saturday. When Mike married Jessica is something that I knew nothing about until I read Tamara’s blog. Now that I think about it my apology was foolish and denigrating to me! As a Jewish woman why was I apologizing for simply stating something that I had been taught (albeit a long time ago and possibly now out of date and practice.) My comment did not make it on here and was being reviewed by the moderator for most of the day before it disappeared. Obviously, it didn’t pass muster and I still don’t know if I am blocked. I am a professional writer which has little to do with this issue but what I have learned is that all people are entitled to their opinions even when they don’t agree with my own.I would never scold or block someone who merely stated a bit of knowledge that they believed to be true. SO, I am trying once again to speak here and to ask for reason and fairness. I know that this site belongs to Tamara and we post sat her pleasure…we are not forced to come here and read or comment so of course I accept her rules. The problem as I see it is that I am not always sure of what those rules are and what my comments had to do with a long held scoop or advertising or anything else other than an opinion. I hope that this will post will be published so that my freedom of expression won’t be suppressed as it was yesterday. I DO enjoy Tamara’s blogs and she does have the best “Tea” on the web. I enjoy that and appreciate her recaps. I do NOT appreciate being told what I can and cannot say especially when it was never meant to be offensive or disrespectful.
Oh do shut up. I unblocked you yesterday. I just saw you commenting normally in another comment section and now you want to whine about the situation AGAIN. Shut up about it. OR you can be silenced again. It’s really your choice, but I am not having this conversation with you AGAIN.
On Tue, Mar 31, 2015 at 11:23 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Your wish is my command.
I’ve had my comments vanish before. No biggie. Move on.
and this is why I love you. No tantrums.
On Tue, Mar 31, 2015 at 10:18 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Google’s translator is always good for a laugh –
“Peace be with you at this time of lentils”
😀
THAT IS SO WHAT I SAID lol.
On Sun, Mar 29, 2015 at 9:54 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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oh! you did write “lentils”? ha, ha, I thought Google messed up 😀
I am getting T-shirts made for all us mean girls who support you:)
They will say
We love T.I.T’s
Tamara’s Interesting Tea’s– or instead of interesting maybe “intelligent”– that doesn’t make sense. I am drinking too much wine.
P.S. I probably started this, and I do enjoy the comment section of YOUR blog. But when ppl continue for what seems like days to state the same things over and over, it gets old! You clearly made your point. If I could see it,any one could!
We are all aware of your style, it’s one of the reasons we love it here. If someone doesn’t like it they can go find their own sources and write their own blog. Sometimes I wonder if people understand that this is your property, you can do as you want. It’s like Brandi going into someone else’s home and ridiculing it, especially since she doesn’t have one of her own!
Thank you TT
I need one of those T-shirts! This place is hard core and I love it. TT had me figure out and handle Porsha earlier. Too much fun. I do think that her suggesting the wine bottle be shoved up someone’s ass was disrespectful to the wine. I mean unless it was still corked…
Your shirt is free! Loved the Brandi video!
lol Thx .
The point was made, you sound like an ass kisser.
You. Are. The. Bestest.
I thought it was going to go to Iylana “Fix my Life” page! True story!
I am such the southern Baptist, I have no damn clue!
That was what I thought, too!
“ Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur… Lol. Thought I’d give us Catholics equal time.
Spot on!
Lmao
I’m so confused. Is this the RHOA recap or have I been drinking and/or licking toads tonight?
Don’t feel alone. After coming here and reading,,,I thought I must be drunk. And I don’t drink. And. Licking toads. Pretty damn funny. 🙂
*stands next to Riley*
המותחןממאנילה
Can Real Housewives of Tel Aviv be far behind? The kvetching!
I really love this blog 🙂
Fine, I’ll drink the fucking kool-aid! Now, write something about Nene so I can go pout.
Kenya twitted TT! Party at TT’s house! Putting together furniture and drinking wine!
What? For real?
I have no idea what started this post, but I feel confident that you have ended ALL of it. LOL, really. Oh, and remind me not to piss you off. The wine bottle remark will still have me laughing as I go to dreamland. You go, girl!! (I know that’s an old expression but I’m an old lady)
OMGosh, even your title heading is in Hebrew!
I didn’t comment on that clusterfuck but I got the T. Don’t let the cuntsatchels get you down! We have your back! Now we just have to find a way to get you some money for doing this great service for us…
Nene?
WAAAAAAAAAY off.
How so? Nene loses her shit when anyone disagrees or displeases her in a very tasteless and inappropriate way. That’s what I’m reading here.
I went line through line & by the time I got to the end, hubs came upstairs & said “are you alright”?
כמעט השתנתי במכנסיים
כמעט השתנתי במכנסיים haha!!
SHIT – I think people are missing the big issue here! WP no longer has ads. How are we going to get TT paid? Let’s know how to help Tamara.
Faites un don au Fonds de Happy Pill.
Actually I think Word Press has NO ADVERTISERS! Hence the ads looking for advertisers. Big difference.
It amounts to the same thing in the end.
WordPress is now touting “no ads” as a bennefit.
How the hell d they expect bloggers to get paid for their efforts? “Attaboys” don’t pay the gas bill. I suspect there will be mass exodus ahead.
Angel, you are SO right — the Word Press situation is a disaster. As a TT blog addict, I’m beginning to hyperventilate. Surely there are advertisers out there that see the opportunity on WP?
I’m sure TT knows the reason why. I don’t get why WP thinks it’s a benefit? Who does it benefit? Corporations? Not the little guy for sure!
Queen, Angel, I’m a little confused about Word Press here. Is it a site that hosts blogs like this one, or is it like a lot of forum software that can be hosted by pretty much any service provider that offers server space? This site doesn’t seem to be doing Adsense and I thought that it could work with WP, but I don’t enough to know if that’s true. Judging by how addicting this site is it gets a good number of monthly hits so she certainly deserves decent compensation for making it available.
Don’t sweat it. I think it is going to work out with the Ads. Talking about them makes me nervous. 🙂 I should be fine WP is just going through a change in advertisers. I really need to move to self hosting but it’s number 382 on my list of immediate crises at the moment.
On Tue, Mar 31, 2015 at 8:27 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Oh …. just read your comment, TT — won’t bring it up again so don’t get nervous!! I’m just glad it’s working out …
I really don’t understand how it works — I just know that with all of the time and effort that Tamara puts into her blogs, I hope there’s a way that she’s compensated fairly!!
Tamara, you are the FUCKIN BEST!!!
I done logged on and was like WHAT IN THE ENTIRE FUCK?
CTFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
I’m so confused…but that could be a good thing?
Tamara, You are fucking amazing & this post popping up in hebrew made me spit vodka all over the place while racing to the google translator! you make me laugh so much.
P.S. Tara-I want a TITS T-shirt!
As a hebrew school drop out, this post gives me anxiety. Pass the manischewitz.
At first, I read what was written and jumped to the same conclusion. However, I also spent more to have my (kosher IN sephardic synagogue) marital soiree on a Saturday night this time of year (4/4/09)…
….so argument fail.
Tamara wins.
Now, excuse me while I go back to being really pissed off at Egyptians.
#letmypeoplego
Also, Tamara, you’re invited to my passover because we can roll up in yoga pants, drink from real glasses, and be judgy.
What kind of stunt queen shit is this?
Oh hell it’s just another day at the TT office.
I’m lost and confused. :/
Me too. And I’m drunk now and I’m still confused.
Just sit there and look pretty. It was a necessary deep culling of the herd and reinforcement of the fence. Please pardon the mess during this renovation…
On Mon, Mar 30, 2015 at 5:20 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Ha! Me too. I’m also confused — something about missing ice cream in our classroom but the wine’s making it all better, I’ll just wait for someone to “splain it to me….
As long as you are happy, I am happy. 😀
I have no freaking clue what this is about.
The 2 months of missed Persian Tea is what bugs me. Tamara had been hinting at a big story for a while and I was curious about why this girl would still marry her cheating man. Boo Hiss
Maybe “cuntsatchel comments” should be in the tags?
I totally agree. TT worked months on that exclusive & that tea was scorching. She worked her fanny off. Maybe delegate someone to moderate the comments & reopen? PULEEEZE! Urethra dear are you busy? Banjo? Anyone? ๏̯͡๏
[email protected],but seriously TT the most of your readers,i know i do, appreciate your HARD work,please don’t let us all suffer because of a few cuntsatchels….ijs
For those who missed the fun, click the lovely link at the start: Fuck y’all.
Ok, I’m confused, lost and I choose to stay that way! God Bless you TT!
Me too. All I know is I love and adore TT and hate Ilana. When I first starting reading blogs about the HWs, it was Ilana’s I found first. I felt like she watched a different show than I had (it was RHNY). The recap sucked! I then found Tamara Tattles and was instantly hooked! I will do whatever it tkes to keep TT going. I love her.
Exact same thing happened to me. Paying for the happy pills.
I (can’t even have her name come out of my mouth yuck), has a different show she watches, one in which Nene is God and queen and Brandi is just a poor misunderstood victim of EVERYONE
Exactly,…me too! Hated her blogs….found TT….have not been back.
אני חושב ננה Leakes היא זונה שמנה ובזויה. פאת בלונדינית היא עבירה לאנושות! אגב: גרג הוא ליצן
I agree!
קיוויתי הפתעה גרג יימצא לו את הביצים!
I was lost, I went back and read everything. The answer to the big question is-a tie, Ray J or Mike, the same, both horrible.
I saw the picks of Jessica, wow. I liked her better as a normal girl, but then she couldn’t have been since look what she did to herself. Glad I don’t live in CA, too much pressure. Who wants to be a nurse when you can be a reality star.
TT-hope you are having a better day.
Tamara you know I travel, in Seoul now, even in the states Bravo is not in every hotel….what am I going to do….you keep me american abroad and less lonely in the states….gofund me page? TT I am worried, you are my source of entertainment when I am on this lonely road…really concerned n email me….I just can’t imagine my life on the road without this blog….you guys have no idea how lonely it can be…and to come to this blog to read even the dialect keeps me content and close to home…and not homesick…Dear God… Tamarrraaaaaaaaaaaa…..what we going to do?
Wow. I read the post that started this all when there were only about a dozen comments; at that time, msyhe two on Jewish weddings. Little did I know what it would turn into!
The Beverly Hills season seemed to fly by….Atlanta’s season seems never-ending.
This post made me realize what a bad Jew I am. I have no clue what it translates to in English. I repeat I am a Really Bad Jew. No Passover for me.
@Disqus Queen~ Do what this bad one had to do….Google Translate. 🙂
There are many times in life when I feel i don’t have a clue what’s going on… This is one of them.
Do you have something against being Jewish? I’m confused!
….just checking in 🙁 No Tea is NOT good tea!
TT, please tell me this is a PUBLICITY stunt!!! Please……..
כל הכבוד.
I completely see Tamara’s point, which got lost and the post took off down a different path. This was an EXCLUSIVE, that took months of WORK. I hope this isnt the end of this site. A girl has to work, shes not volunteering at the shelter. (Which im sure she pays it forward). So what can we do to keep this site open??? A longtime fan
Let me get something straight, just because A COUPLE of Jewish people replied about which days Jewish weddings typically occur, the owner of this blog was justified in LOSING HER SHIT? And these -no more than a few replies- “took away from all the months of hard work she put into her exclusive”?!?! You can’t be serious.
Great, it was an “exclusive that took months of hard hard work”, nobody was trying to that away from anyone. The post took NO DIFFERENT PATH from its intent, her posts don’t change just because of a few fkn comments. So now we are supposed to discuss the topics posted ONLY the way the author wants us to discuss them?! Wtf Is this stepford? Can we have different opinions & see things differently? Or is that too not allowed here anymore?!?
I co-owned & operated a website with a VERY successful message board board years ago. The board had 300k+ ACTIVE members. This was before Facebook came along & crushed all message boards lol and before this whole “blog world” even existed but it’s the same sht. On my board my members ALWAYS spoke FREELY. Respectfully, but freely. I never censored anyone just because they disagreed with me, because they weren’t spelling words out, and DEF NEVER because the comments might take a topic I posted off its original course! What kind of crazy insecure bipolar sht is that? You CANT TREAT YOUR SUPPORTERS LIKE SHIT. Or you won’t be left with any. Don’t you forget, i am doing YOU a favor by visiting your blog or business or website, it’s not the other way around. THATS the mindset one needs to have in order to actually be a SUCCESS at this. Maybe that’s why I made tons of money and was able to sell it for the upper end of 6 figures. Who cares a few JEWS wanted to point out PPP generally don’t marry on Saturdays?!? If you think its normal behavior to completely lose your shit then lost a Hebrew written post mocking an entire group of people then you got bigger problems than a stupid post veering off track. Act I’ll exit stage door left Bc it appears there ARE bigger problems.
You’ll never be able to get it straight unless you conclude that she’s batsh!t crazy. She’s coo coo for cocoa puffs and hates to be called on her sh!t. Evidently the commenters in the other “exclusive” tea post got too close to the truth, and she totally lost it. Happens a lot here, actually.
Craziness is why we come here, no? Look I don’t know what really happened but remember, we only see the posts that are allowed to go through. Plus who knows how many stupid emails she received. Obviously something bigger is going on so…excuse me but … SHUT THE FUCK UP! She’s not putting down an entire group of people. She’s only referring to the cuntsatchels who came here!
No wonder she’s never liked your self-righteous, entitled ass. She always, however, let you rant endlessly! If this experience provides nothing else it will, at the very least, see the backends of you and those like you: people who believe they are owed the space to spout and pronounce their opinions as fact while the rest of us should feel fucking grateful for your glorious six-figure presence. I hope you’re truly outta here princess but I suspect you’ll turn out to be a poster child for Commenting Rule #7!
Here’s what I saw: TT answered their *question* about Sat VS Sun marriages. She clearly stated, repeatedly, it was not pertinent to this particular story, a story that she had sat on like a mother hen, developed it and decided it was time to post it.
It felt to me like being in movie theatre and there being a small but loud group in the corner yakking about whether there will be fresh popcorn. Everyone assures them, there will be popcorn. But they won’t listen to the statement, they keep posing the question. It eats up the oxygen in the room.
Do you invite people over for a BBQ and then enjoy them staring at your roof all night, bitching about how it needs cleaned? No one was stopping the nattering about the Sat VS Sun wedding …. instead of discussing the question which was:
Why is this girl marrying a man who walks around with his zipper open and why did she do that to her face??
No, wait! The better analogy is this: TT is still a teacher at heart. And we’re her classroom that just lost it’s ice cream privileges because we couldn’t stop talking about the ant hill someone found at recess.
(can’t help myself, I have energy to burn over that Philippines episode)
Great analogy. It just sucks we all lost our ice cream privileges. Don’t know about you but I only got 2 licks before the friggin cone was taken away. It’s on the ground now & all the ants are eating it. ๏̯͡๏
I get it though, 1 teacher (working nights & weekends who’s in dire need of a relaxing vacation) against all these kids (+ we’re not privy to how many tried to get through the door). Sooner or later it’s gonna happen → Pa-POW!
@Spk Thank you! I feel you are totally on point! BTW I love an analogy! 🙂
Lookers, That’s rich. I stopped reading your comments when I realized what a venomous misogynist you are. I applaud your exit.
Thanks Addie2u and Tara! I too only got 2 licks and feel cheated – –
Why are the teachers pets always suck whiney little bitches?
On Mon, Mar 30, 2015 at 5:29 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Because it keeps them two steps ahead of the whack from a ruler
Agreed!!! 100%!!!!
Zenjen….well….for starters… Information as to what the hell is going on might render support…..
Takin a 15 minute break, was hoping to have some tea. TT I really hope you can move to a new platform/host and get those coins dropping again.
I’m out I have never seen anything like this, it’s just a damn blog. I’ve been to many blogs and have never had as many restrictions as this one. You have to basically kiss her behind and everything will go smoothly, we can’t talk about this or that or the third. I’ve visited and commented on this blog for almost a year and seeing as to how I’ve never even seen how this lady even looks as opposed to other bloggers being more open and personable with their fans, I can cut my losses and I wish Tamara and her blog nothing but the best.
And yet here you are posting in a comments section of a blog owned by a blogger you can’t stand. I wonder if you realize just how stupid, dumb as dirt, too stupid to live, bat shit crazy cunt that makes you look. I’m not complaining. I like people who put their stupid on display for the entertainment of the rest of us.
Carry on.
Yah fa sho bro if she but her picture in a centimeter box everything would be like way better.
עוד אחד נושך את האבק! כן!
I rest my case.
@Kap, TT owns this site, it is her home, yet you sit in her chair disrespecting her. Nasty, mean, rude disrespectful hag.
YAY! GOOD NEWS! WordPress paid a comparable amount for ads this month! YAY! I was so worried about that. #Relief
oh yea! But what about the future?
The party line is that better things are coming. I was highly skeptical until they paid this month. 🙂
On Mon, Mar 30, 2015 at 5:49 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Does this mean we keep getting ice cream?
Yeah TT, I did click on the WordPress ad several times. I almost reminded everyone else but I get reprimanded every time I do that.
I’m eating the ice cream!
Yay!!!!!!!!!!!
Yay! Good news, TT.
Have I ever told you how much you helped me recover from my cancer treatment? When I was exhausted & depressed & couldn’t leave my couch, your blog brought the world (and friends) to me. I don’t know what I would have done without it. Seriously. You only hear from the asshats that want to complain so you don’t quite realize the impact you’re making. If I kiss your ass a little (as some posters claim we TT fans do), it’s because you helped me thru the hardest time of my life. I’m eternally grateful. Your craziness is just a lovely bonus…
For fuckssake. I’m back already. Shut up and eat the fucking cake.
On Mon, Mar 30, 2015 at 6:24 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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We love you. Deal with it.
I agree with Lady C. Now, where the Hell is my cake?
Is this some sort of radical new therapy?
LOL, it’s Tamara’s version of shock therapy!
not sure what you mean by no advertisements………Sears has a huge selection and carries all 10 top appliance brands. KMart has everything you need for Easter…….
No im not a snarky person, i just dont trash talk. Tamara said Word Press no longer had ads that generate income. I was concerned that without the ads, Tamara would have to shut down her site. So, im seriously happy she received
a check :).
Correction….KMart has all your Easter suprises.
seriously you do not get the pop up commercials?
I tried to stop myself from replying to but since you posted twice blathering stupid shit..SERIOUSLY did you not realize that those ads go away once you go to comments? There use to be ads all the time, but no more! Plus, as I stated and can be easily verified, WordPress is now stating that “no ads” are a benefit to anyone wanting to use their platform. OMG do you not get what Tamara has been saying about knowing her stuff? She is the one that made the comment about “no ads” in the first place. Reading comprehension is off for a lot of people. This is the carp that is driving her mad! If she says something, trust that she has done her homework thoroughly and she is staying fact.
Carp or carp, I’m sure they are both maddening.
Did not mean to upset you, glue your wings back on and have a good day!
I am going to pretend yesterday/this morning did not happen because I was traumatized. I am going to enjoy my cake and a few glasses of wine…the world is back in balance
Whew, me too Josie. I was scared to check back and was sick to my stomach everytime I saw Jill Zarin’s face first on the thread. Nothing against Jill(well at least not today) but that meant TT wasn’t back! I was overjoyed to come on and see the two new posts. OK, now I can relax and go read them!
So did they become Mr. and Mrs. Cunt Satchel or what?
Yep, Mr. & Mrs. Cuntsatchels are official…. they married on Sunday just as TT reported they would.
Was hoping she’d come to her senses… I guess her little face is stretched so tight that her little brain hurts to think 😀
I have one more question for this post. Who the hell is Judy and why did she get blocked months ago? I sure hate missing a good blocking. There’s usually a funny dumbass move behind it and again I missed it lol.
Your comment about a TT comment from about 100 comments later is what makes this post hilarious.
This post and comments should be printed and put out into a booklet form.
It would sell. Reads like some know what’s going on, some are lost, some don’t care, a few are drunk and a few just want to eat cake.
It is as there is 20 different conversations and ideas being commented on. Yet it is all cohesive somehow.
Gets better at each reread.
It’s happened few other times here at TT’s.
Yeah, who’s Judy? Not another Jewish hooker with an alias, I hope.
LOL I forgot about the Jewish hooker. I don’t think she was Jewish, but rather a hooker FOR Orthodox Jews. I’m sure if she were not blocked she’d be dying to discuss Jewish wedding scheduling with us as well. This Hebrew recap got a whole lot more views than my half-assed, half-watching English version would have.
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Is that Hebrew? Arabic? lol It’s funny as hell!! I’m almost afraid to comment but I do click the advertisement link at least once a day and I visit your site numerous times a day so that should speak volumes to advertisers. Imma tryin…lol Sometimes you write up to 5 articles a day! I just don’t want to miss anything but I may not comment all the time. Sorry all your hard work became a cluster fuck of stupid arguments..
The comments are hilarious. TT is the best.
I may be late and the party here might be over but I finally checked out Ilana’s blog. HA HA. Im glad no one else here thinks she has any sense. She still thinks Kim should be on tv…WITH Brandi! No one even on the Bravo production team thinks that….maybe I’m just shut off from Brandiloons since TT blocks them & this is the only blog I will read because it is the most intelligently written & the recaps are logical in every sense. Saves me a lot of unnecessary anger.
I love lentil soup.