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Real Housewives of Melbourne Recap: It’s Tee Time!

March 26, 2015 by tamaratattles 39 Comments

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I was taking my purple pen to Brandi’s LONGASS Bravo blog and completely forgot that I have a Thursday night recap now. So let’s tune in to see what the Real Housewives of Melbourne are up to this week!

Gina

Janet goes to meet Gina for coffee. Janet looks really good! Lover the hair and the dress. God the tattoo on her back is tacky.  Janet does have a point that Chyka started the rumor. But Gina  is holding Janet’s fire to the flame over the Gamble situation. Gina is quick to jump on Team Gamble. This pisses Janet off so she leaves Gina in the coffee shop and walks away. I have to say, Gina really doesn’t have a dog in this fight and needs to stay out of it.

Chyka

Bruce and Chyka have a lot going on with their business. They are building something massive. I tuned out twice trying to figure out what the point of it is exactly.real-housewives-of-melbourne-season-2-episode-204-19

Jackie

Janet and Jackie go shopping at the mall for a golfing outfit. I don’t think any of them know what the golf course dress code is. Janet is trying to get Jackie into some Brooks Brothers. Janet gets teary-eyed telling Jackie about her conversation with Gina where she chose Gamble’s side. Janet really wants to move past the whole debacle with Gamble.

Gina

It’s time for Gina to get some new headshots for her… well for something. It was all sort of ridiculous. I’m bored.

Double Date

Chyka and Bruce and Jackie and Whatshisname get together for a double date at Chyka and Bruce’s “Pop Up Bar.” The charcuterie looks yummy.  Why is Jackie telling the story about Janet and Gina so loudly? She’s screaming.  Chyka does admit she brought up the rumors first. Jackie and Chyka don’t believe that Janet was flirting with Wolfie. Do they not have eyes?

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Are those tiny little bloody mary shots or what?

 

Golf Time!

Jackie and Janet take a helicopter to the golf course. Chyka and Gamble meet up at the golf course and Chyka apologizes to Gamble. Gamble mostly blames Janet anyway. Gina has to leave early for a television appearance. Um, Gina, you are AT a television appearance.

None of the ladies actually know how to play golf except Janet and she won’t be on the pro circuit anytime soon.

Eventually the bitching starts between Janet and Gamble. Janet doesn’t get how Chyka started the gossip talk and she is being vilified for it. Eventually, the ladies hug it all out. Janet and Gamble and Janet and Gina.

Next Week: Chyka will have a party for everyone and their mates. Lydia seems to be explaining her lack of potnah to the ladies. Janet meets an orgasm instructor.

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  1. angienc says

    March 26, 2015 at 10:22 pm

    Janet crying to Jackie about Gina “attacking her” at Brooks Brother was total bullshit.

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    • -.- says

      March 27, 2015 at 3:26 am

      Agreed, I also gotta say, you were spot on with your assessment of Jackie, as well. I especially can’t stand her talking heads. TT do you know if Janet quit the show due to all her fighrs with Gamble? If so, I hope she takes Pettifleur with her. Someone needs to switch that bitch off.

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      • Audge says

        March 27, 2015 at 7:58 am

        There was rumor that she quit but was convinced to come back. She felt Gamble and Gina were picking on her or planning something against her or something like that. I guess she forgot how she turned on her friend Gina last season and left Gina to endure endless sessions of being ganged up on. If you can’t stand the heat Janet…

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      • tamaratattles says

        March 27, 2015 at 11:17 am

        ​Yes, She “quits” on the upcoming episode. But she comes right back. I do think Gina and Chyka are deliberately antagonizing Janet by proxy this season.

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      • PixNTrix says

        March 27, 2015 at 1:33 pm

        Wasn’t it so nice not to have her on last night?

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      • Sophie says

        March 28, 2015 at 2:57 am

        She quit for one week.she’s back

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  2. Tanya says

    March 26, 2015 at 10:28 pm

    Janet has some nerve! Whether Chyka started the rumors or not doesn’t matter…Janet was pushing the sex party and drug use narrative with Gamble, pretending to verify but not really. The golf course scene is a blur for me…5 women speaking with an Aussie accent…all at once… should never be allowed.

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    • TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsYoya says

      March 27, 2015 at 3:25 pm

      Chyka DIDN’T start the rumors, anyways. Chyka was talking about Gamble’s divorce that had been in the papers and Janet came out of left field with something totally different.

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  3. angienc says

    March 26, 2015 at 10:43 pm

    The helicopter’s call sign was VH-ONE

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  4. tlcory says

    March 26, 2015 at 10:53 pm

    I just can’t seem to get into this show, my husband and I are going to Romania and I told him I want to have a overnight flight on either a layover here or there so maybe I can understand this group! Hahaha jk I don’t think the airline wil reroute.

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    • tamaratattles says

      March 26, 2015 at 11:03 pm

      ​I loved my trip to Romania. I got as far as Braşov and just set up camp there and farted around and watched world cup soccer games in the little town bars and such.

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      • tlcory says

        March 26, 2015 at 11:13 pm

        Oh that’s awesome! It is a beautiful country, I hope you enjoyed it!

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  5. Barbara says

    March 26, 2015 at 11:11 pm

    After the intervention theme on RHoBH, this feels lighter and more fun, I like the vibe a lot.

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  6. angienc says

    March 26, 2015 at 11:27 pm

    Ok — I’m a golfer — not professional or one of those crazies who will be out there no matter what –even if it’s 100 degrees. But I can go out and not embarrass myself. Long story short: I know that hitting the ball off the tee is more difficult than it looks. HOWEVER, Jackie irked the ever loving hell out of me with her pathetic swings — it’s not *that* damn hard — the ball doesn’t move you know. She’s was swinging at it like a sledge hammer.

    And the previews for next week with her “correcting” people at the table really aren’t going to endear her to me. Didn’t her mother teach her that the worst manners in the world is correcting someone else’s manners when you aren’t that person’s parent? She really needs to shut the fuck up already.

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    • Barbara says

      March 27, 2015 at 8:34 am

      I agree. As a golfer myself , she was hard to watch. Obviously not keeping her eye on the ball, maybe she can’t really see. Awkward. Gina was making fun by wearing her dress, she didn’t stick around after that one hole. She was having a laugh. Maybe decline sports inspired events? Even the witch party, she didn’t go in costume. Oh well, i still like her. And now Gamble seems really bothered still but maybe because none had apologized to her yet. Her fiance was right in the end.

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      • angienc says

        March 27, 2015 at 8:51 am

        Gina’s normal dress is “witch.”
        LOL — I still love her.

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    • tamaratattles says

      March 27, 2015 at 11:16 am

      Jackie was clearly trying to be all Lucille Ball about the ​golfing thing. Over the top silliness not trying at all so as to avoid actually trying and still looking ridiculous.

      On Thu, Mar 26, 2015 at 11:27 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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  7. Urethra Franklin says

    March 27, 2015 at 4:12 am

    Gawd this episode & this season is so boring. Plus there wasn’t that elitist Sri Lankan bitch to hate on either. Bitch you are from SRI LANKA. SAY IT!!!

    I enjoy Jackie’s quirkiness, but I would be uneasy having a good friend that was a psychic though it could have benefits as well as pitfalls… but ummm NO I wouldn’t be comfortable. My aura is too jacked up.

    GIna is a hot insecure mess because she is psychologically unable & unwilling to dress in appropriate attire for an event. Life is NOT a cocktail party 24/7.

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    • Joan says

      March 27, 2015 at 8:28 am

      AMEN! Gina doesn’t ‘get’ how badly she dresses, nor how her makeup looks like a mask (there I said it). I do like to watch Jackie, but having her as a friend would feel awkward!!!

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    • Sal says

      March 27, 2015 at 6:14 pm

      perfect recap Urethra!

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  8. dj j says

    March 27, 2015 at 4:45 am

    I thought pig snout Janet made a good point by saying she didn’t get upset at being called a heroin addict because she knew it wasn’t true. I think Gamble is making too much out of “the rumor”. She’s upset because she is guilty. Her boyfriend warned her, yet she ignored his advice.

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    • angienc says

      March 27, 2015 at 8:52 am

      I think she got so upset because she wanted to make sure she got camera time.
      Gamble is growing on me, but this is S2 & she (and PL) came on with agendas.

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  9. Jaded says

    March 27, 2015 at 10:28 am

    I like Jackie but since I don’t like Janet it makes me look sideways at Jackie. Janet can say Chyka started the rumor talk all she wants but she was the one that kept on and on about it stating the rumor was “viral” coming from lots of different people in different circles. It probably isn’t Gina’s place to get into it with Janet but I loved watching her in lawyer mode. Her appearance makes it hard to take her seriously so it was good seeing her check Janet.

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  10. Tanya says

    March 27, 2015 at 11:00 am

    Gina is gorge for her age. Totally reminds me of Alexis Carrington. She can use some time in the gym, or at least a Spanx but who can’t?. Last season they all wore sequins and swarovski-crystalled dresses in the daytime. It wasn’t Gina’s place to get involved, but it wasn’t Jackie’s place either. Cannot stand her. I don’t doubt her psychic ability, but it’s demons talking to her not angels. Yesserp…I said it.

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    • Kate62 says

      March 27, 2015 at 12:27 pm

      ” fallen ” angels … ((((((((shudder))))))))

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      • Tanya says

        March 27, 2015 at 3:27 pm

        @Kate62 Exxxaaaaacccctttly!

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  11. Forbes List says

    March 27, 2015 at 11:02 am

    I think Gambles sensitivity to being called a stripper etc. comes from the fact that she may have been slurred with that moniker in the past. She is a cute girl, but not a scholar , but she manages to get the guy. so some jealous women in her past may have used that as an excuse- ” he is only with her cuz she is a prostitute- to hurt her. No… some men , especially those who work stressful jobs, want peace when they come home, not to be constantly denigrated by a harpy. jackie really needs to never wear her hair off her face, it really shows how close together her eyes are. Did anyone notice Ben roll his eyes when she started screeching about Gina ( me thinks she embarasses him a bit). Loved how Gina tip toed while in flats. Janet really needs to see a good plactic surgeon about her lopsided nostrils, especially the right one. I would hate to see her with a runny nose.

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    • tamaratattles says

      March 27, 2015 at 11:25 am

      ​Wow, you really get scientific in your detailed attacks on other women’s looks. If it comes down to measuring nostrils, she must be doing quite well in the looks department. You certainly have a lot of time to analyze her right down to imagining that you would not like the way her snot escapes her nose.

      It’s kind of…psychotic.

      On Fri, Mar 27, 2015 at 11:02 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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      • Forbes List says

        March 27, 2015 at 11:51 am

        Thanks for taking time out of your day to respond to my post. Nice try,. but i will not come down from my pedestal and roll around in the mud. Stay beautiful!

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      • Urethra Franklin says

        March 27, 2015 at 12:55 pm

        Forbes perhaps you have too much mud on yourself to be self aware that you degrade/judge women/humans based on physical appearance.

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  12. spk says

    March 27, 2015 at 1:01 pm

    “Tomorrow we’re having a dee-nah”. Love the pronunciation. Now if I could just look that good with Chyka’s hair cut.

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    • tamaratattles says

      March 27, 2015 at 1:17 pm

      ​I know, I really like Chyka’s hair cut ON HER. I could never pull it off. I also liked when she toasted. It’s sounds a lot more like they are saying “cheese” instead of “cheers.”

      On Fri, Mar 27, 2015 at 1:01 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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    • TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsYoya says

      March 27, 2015 at 3:37 pm

      LOVE Chyka’s hair! As TT says, ON HER. I could never.

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    • Gabriella says

      April 2, 2015 at 4:57 pm

      Yes, isn’t it classy?

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  13. Forbes List says

    March 27, 2015 at 1:19 pm

    @Uretha- see above response. Stay beautiful

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  14. TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsYoya says

    March 27, 2015 at 3:23 pm

    Gina is gunning for Janet in a very dirty way, and I love it >:)

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  15. beaumondelife says

    March 28, 2015 at 12:49 am

    Chyka didn’t start the rumors! Chyka was going to ask about the divorce and Janet brought up something totally inappropriate but (I do believe the rumors are true! Gamble seems a bit off…. Like the outback version of Kim R). Chyka was also surprised at what crazy Janet was saying!

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    • tamaratattles says

      March 28, 2015 at 12:53 am

      ​Chyka brought up ugly rumors about Gamble in the press while the three were at a lovely luncheon or whatever. Shitstirring. The fact that Janet was stupid enough to jump in with both feet and start making up random shit does not excuse Chyka.

      On Sat, Mar 28, 2015 at 12:49 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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  16. michelle says

    April 1, 2015 at 3:09 am

    If there was in fact an actual rumor, why say it to her face? If there was not a rumor and Janet made it up, still, why say it??? What was the motive? Maybe to try to break up Gamble’s relationship with that man or what? That was a lot of questions in a row, but what is your opinion? Oops, another question. Lol!!

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