I was taking my purple pen to Brandi’s LONGASS Bravo blog and completely forgot that I have a Thursday night recap now. So let’s tune in to see what the Real Housewives of Melbourne are up to this week!
Janet goes to meet Gina for coffee. Janet looks really good! Lover the hair and the dress. God the tattoo on her back is tacky. Janet does have a point that Chyka started the rumor. But Gina is holding Janet’s fire to the flame over the Gamble situation. Gina is quick to jump on Team Gamble. This pisses Janet off so she leaves Gina in the coffee shop and walks away. I have to say, Gina really doesn’t have a dog in this fight and needs to stay out of it.
Bruce and Chyka have a lot going on with their business. They are building something massive. I tuned out twice trying to figure out what the point of it is exactly.
Janet and Jackie go shopping at the mall for a golfing outfit. I don’t think any of them know what the golf course dress code is. Janet is trying to get Jackie into some Brooks Brothers. Janet gets teary-eyed telling Jackie about her conversation with Gina where she chose Gamble’s side. Janet really wants to move past the whole debacle with Gamble.
It’s time for Gina to get some new headshots for her… well for something. It was all sort of ridiculous. I’m bored.
Chyka and Bruce and Jackie and Whatshisname get together for a double date at Chyka and Bruce’s “Pop Up Bar.” The charcuterie looks yummy. Why is Jackie telling the story about Janet and Gina so loudly? She’s screaming. Chyka does admit she brought up the rumors first. Jackie and Chyka don’t believe that Janet was flirting with Wolfie. Do they not have eyes?
Jackie and Janet take a helicopter to the golf course. Chyka and Gamble meet up at the golf course and Chyka apologizes to Gamble. Gamble mostly blames Janet anyway. Gina has to leave early for a television appearance. Um, Gina, you are AT a television appearance.
None of the ladies actually know how to play golf except Janet and she won’t be on the pro circuit anytime soon.
Eventually the bitching starts between Janet and Gamble. Janet doesn’t get how Chyka started the gossip talk and she is being vilified for it. Eventually, the ladies hug it all out. Janet and Gamble and Janet and Gina.
Next Week: Chyka will have a party for everyone and their mates. Lydia seems to be explaining her lack of potnah to the ladies. Janet meets an orgasm instructor.