I don’t understand why Brandi is there. They could have had someone from Southern Charm. Or anyone else on the planet for that matter. Oh Andy says it’s because the RHOBH finale is tomorrow. Andy asks Brandi if she has ever met Mike. She replies that Mike just tried to have sex with her in the back. Mike says, “Believe me, you and Golnesa would say yes.” Frankly, I’m surprised Brandi has not already offered. But we are only 30 seconds in. Brandi says she watched all the Shah’s shows on the plane over.
Andy asks her about the mask she Tweeted herself wearing on the plane and she acted like she did not want to discuss it because she was not being paid. #SMH She seems to think she is Oprah Winfrey or someone. So I googled and it’s an “illumask” a $30 product from Ulta Beauty Supply that is a light therapy treatment for acne and acne scars. When Andy asks if it does something to your skin, she says, “Yes, it’s for helping you sleep!” Oh Brandi. You have never been a good liar.
Brandi has new hair. It’s longer and less hay like. During the first game Brandi points out that she thinks Kenya and Apollo worked together on that whole storyline about them trying to get with each other. She bases this on the fact that Apollo is just too dumb. Well, she’s right about that part at least.
Andy is being nice to Brandi. #cuts
Andy plays a clip from the reunion where he says to Brandi, ” Sometimes you are playing and you just take it a step too far.” Brandi responds with “No, that’s bullshit. I’ve taken enough abuse since I have been here, I’m not taking it from you too.” Andy says that Brandi was really pissed at him over that comment. Um, really? That was your super mean girl move with Brandi, Andrew? That has been said by pretty much every sane person who watches the show for several seasons now. Oh God. Brandi says she leaves the reunion feeling vindicated. I am starting to want to cut. I’ve never been a cutter before, but this seems like a good time to start because YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! This is like when my ex tells me he is going to get counseling for his anger problems toward all the multitudes of women in his life (including a wife, btw) and he swears the therapist told him he was too selfless and needed to be more concerned with his own happiness and should try and find a new girl friend (to add to the list?). One can only hope that both Brandi and the ex are equally delusional about what happened at the reunion, and individual therapy respectively.
On to Mike. Mike says that the situation allegedly happened one year ago. It was never brought up until he was about to be engaged. Then she brings it up at every opportunity. He says he has known GG since he was 13 she is like his little sister. Nothing like that would ever have happened with them. Brandi reminds him that he was with GG’s sister. He doesn’t seemed thrilled with Brandi for the comment. Which is true by the way.
Here is the thing. In season one, GG did seem to have a thing for Mike. Mike’s position then was always that she was like a little sister, he’s known her since she was a kid and he doesn’t see her in that way. He also has a good point about the whole, she hasn’t brought it up in a year thing but right before he proposes suddenly she is telling the world. Literally. On the other thing, I vetted sources on this situation a year ago. My blind item was the first thing on the net about it. I was sent a lot of info I opted not to post only to find out other sites were sent info and did post it.
I strongly suspect that some of the infidelities with the attention seeking girls might have been edited out. But I do expect some people to be shown on camera claiming to have been with Mike. This explains why he is shitfaced in every episode. And why Jessica slinks off in shame rather than sticking around whenever possible.
Questions for Brandi:
What if anything is her biggest regret from this season? She says her biggest regret was smacking LVP. She literally says LVP. It’s like she reads here. Andy says so more than throwing the wine? She says absolutely. She would have thrown the wine all over again. Andy should have said “more that coming between Kim and Kyle?” But, Andy.
WTF was the deal with the wine throwing with Jeff Lewis? Brandi says it was a joke. SHOCKING! This is her response to everything. She says that Jeff is an asshole for not confirming it. Andy is all like, so if it was a joke, why wouldn’t you both laugh and go HA HA HA Gotcha! She says she did. He says she told him she was joking after the after show. It remains a mystery. Even if this was a planned joke with Jeff, and Jeff left her metaphorical high five hanging afterward, she has cried wolf with the “just kidding!” excuse so many times no one believes her now.
Who is the biggest hypocrite and why? She says Kyle. Andy asks why and Brandi says, well first of all the definition of a hypocrite is doing one thing and acting like you did another. And that is all Kyle ever does. Oh Brandi. Really? It’s okay to ask for a definition of the word before you try to give an answer.
Questions for Mike:
Andy asks what he thought about how rough Reza was when he was on WWHL recently (with GG) concerning Mike. When Reza and GG were on they were both trash talking Mike about his money and saying that the ring had to go back and be replaces with a smaller one. They were both very ugly toward Mike in real time. Mike points to his shoes and says they cost more than Reza’s car payment. See this is what irks me about these people. I felt this way about Asa tonight. WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE FINANCING CARS? I haven’t financed a care since I was in my twenties. You save money and then you by a car. You save money and then you BUY a house. No one with any money (and sense) finances shit. A house, maybe if it’s your first one. I laugh at all of these “rich” people talking about what sounded to me like a two year lease on a Mercedes. Please. Asa needs to buy a car that gets her from point A to point B and save money for GOLD BANGLES! Priorities people.
Why do you think your finance is so visibly uncomfortable around your friends? “Because my friends are very over protective of me.” That’s a weird answer. It seems your friends all hate you now.
Andy says GG is tweeting up a storm. Why is Mike trying to pretend that I am the only one who knows he is a cheater. I have proof! Mike tried to hook up with Marysol Patton and I have proof! Etc, Etc… I have been watching to see what Mike is drinking and until Andy said that, I had not seen him drink on camera. He seems nervous. I go back and forth on who to believe on this one.
Who from the show are you still friends with? Mike says he is working on mending friendships with everyone except “obviously Golnesa.” This answer does not ring true.
Andy asks Mike if he has an anger issue when he drinks. Mike says no. He has an anger issue when he drinks around “these people.”
In honor of “Mike’s Engagement” they play the game with funny engagement announcements. More on that in a minute. Andy gives an extra prize for Jessica, “boy shorts” the other two got a drinking glass that is a martini glass on one end and a wine glass on the other.
At the end Mike makes a point that he is drinking tea. Andy makes a point that Brandi did not drink prior to the show at all. It’s like they are both trying to make a point that they don’t have drinking problems.
Poll Question: Who do you believe, Mike of GG? GG won with 67% Mike is a bit tipsy it seems he thought he won at first.
I am tuning in for the aftershow which I never do to try to confirm a source. (story breaking)
Shit. Brandi has been touting a new boyfriend for the past like two days. I thought she went to Cabo with the old boyfriend recently. Now she is claiming she is dating Mauricio’s business partner from The Agency. This mystery boyfriend that just happened two days ago is an agent at The Agency named Johnathan Ruiz (Brandi literally cannot spell his name on Twitter). Technically, the set up at The Agency is that all agents share profits from all listing and work together as a team. Other than that, he’s not “a partner.” Brandi is a lying liar who lies out of her lying hole.
BRANDI MADE A FUNNY JOKE! She was asked about the relationship between LVP and Kyle being on again and what she thought and she said, “Clearly Lisa’s house is for sale again!” (Clever reference Lisa’s comments about Kyle only befriending people for listings.) Clever. She used it at the reunion. Someone wrote it for her obviously. But she was quick to use it again tonight.
Andy asks Mike if he has anything he wants to clear up. Mike says when filming began production came to him and said “We have something that we know about you and it is time for you to eat shit pie.” He said they never told him what it was. Mike says that the whole group spends a lot of time together. He said they have been on trips where they were all drunk and Adam would get on him and straddle him. He never asked Adam if he was trying to fuck him. He says they are all just very close.
This is NOT true. Again, story is developing. This post has been long enough. I am waiting for a few more bits of info. New post soon. As in you know tomorrow afternoon lol. I keep staying up to late.