I am so fucking behind because Chay Eday sent me this and it was such perfection I had to stop everything to watch. Please follow her on Twitter and Youtube. She is brilliant.
Anyway, I am in some weird headspace so let’s just get through this recap. I want to be off work and back to just chatting with y’all. I apologize in advance for being a slackard.
I just zipped through the stuff from first look which was unimportant to me. Normally I would pre blog that but we can skip it. It does seem Camille could be back though…Thoughts?
I zipped through Brandi and her dad. I don’t give a shit about her. Or her dad.
Now I am watching Kim getting shit tons of makeup applied. I almost want to do that. It’s been years since I modeled. Then I could put up a really sexy hot pic of me, and freak you all out. With all the plaster they put on, I would totally put them to shame with the equal amount of plaster. LOL. I do believe that Yo likes Brandi’s blue collar dad. I have rich friends that love and care for me. It happens.
I love how Monty walks in with his current wife/girlfriend/they never mention her as “Kim’s Ex” Trust me she is not his caretaker or her significant other. Apparently being on RHOBH is on his bucket list. What? Too soon?
Oh Kim allowing “your sobriety” to be your storyline is fucking ridiculous. A) You are not sober and 2) shut up! 
THAT MOMENT RIGHT THERE BRAVO! That is what we want to see Eileen and Rinna talking about work. Rinna says my husband is working again, playing a gay guy again. TWICE IN A ROW! lol. That was a moment we want to see and such a fucking small part of the show.
I don’t know how old Camille is but I bow down to her. She looks fucking amazing in that outfit. Like a 20 year old. I don’t understand how it is possible. But I am in AWE of her and think she should just go naked all the time.
So wtf. I am um nonsober blogging so this whole thing with Lisa and drunk Brandi? IDGI. Brandi is drunk out of her mind and worried about her Daddy. I give her all the passes in the world for this scene. When you think your Daddy might die… You get all the passes in all the world and all the love from me. I am so very sorry that Brandi’s dad is ill. It is the most awful thing EVER.
Oh god. I just want to hug Brandi.
That doesn’t mean I want any contact with her. If I were Lisa. But I would not wish her ill. I watched a movie tonight, Southern Wild something. There was a poignant moment when the dying daddy who was an asshole said, “EVERYONE’S DADDY DIES!” to an eight year old. And she says, “Not my Daddy.” I am still pissed off my Daddy died.
Can I just end this recap here? and have the rest of you talk about it? I can’t.
I think watching this episode sober is rude and elitist. I am neither. The sick dad is indeed sickening.
No doubt the best way to show concern for a very sick parent is to go to a party and get drunk. Bedside vigils are so overrated.
Both Monty and Brandi’s father are still very much alive and kicking, and I doubt they appreciate watching their supposed loved ones shoveling their graves for them on national t.v. Where there is life there is hope. If you are that upset about your Dad, stay home or better yet, go be with your mother. J.Rhad better watch his arse. Nobody leaves Bandi Glanville and lives to tell the tale, and you best believe that Kyle and Mauricio are none to happy that he is associating with the likes of her. She called her a c**t on national t.v. And J.R. is o.k. with that? His girlfriend calling the boss’s wife a c**nt on national t.v. Not a wise move on J.R.’s part for him to start dating her again. He must be an idiot.
Only an idiot would date Brandi so JR = Idiot.
when i lost my mom suddenly i got rip roaring drunk and puked off the front porch while my loving husband held my hair back. is it a proud moment but it was how i coped in that moment. you also forget she is under contract to be there, they get shitty about that damn contract. but i am sure you have never had a moment of weakness ever
Yes, I am judgmental on this issue ’cause I’ve given it a lot of thought. I am in the same position as many baby boomers who have accepted the responsibility of caring for an elderly parent. Never want to live with any doubts or regrets. If Yo and Kim are allowed to drop out of the show for an episode or 2, Brandi would probably get the same courtesy. Is Bravo or Evolution likely to risk public wrath for keeping someone from their sick parent?
Exactly! Better yet, make his condition sound worse to try to get sympathy from Lisa V. Brandi was so drunk-who gets that loaded if she’s waiting for her father “to die?”
A worried soul trying to cope. A wounded heart seeking courage.
Exactly my thoughts!
EXACTLY! With your nipples popping out .. Instead of being at your dad’s bedside … that scene was pathetic … She was trying to use her dad’s illness to get Lisa V to feel sorry for her. Wipe the crocodile tears away, I dont believe brandi is genuine in any way.
As a side note wasnt brandi seeing JR whilst he had a GF? Is that ok? Or are you only a home wrecker if the guy is married? Just wondering …
@Australian Fan: I had the same thought about JR and homewrecking. If the couple is unmarried, I believe it is called “shack-wrecking” (as in “shacking up”).
It took me a long time to figure that out.
I haven’t gotten through all the comments (clearly, since I’m commenting on the very first one), but if Brandi’s dad was indeed in the ICU and as sick as she says he was, I’d think she’d be by his side instead of losing her shit at a party in Beverly Hills. My heart does go out to the family during, I understand how difficult it is.
Well, crap. My reply didn’t go where I thought it would. I was agreeing with and being very sarcastic about it with hawkmoons947’s response that bedside vigils are overrated.
Agree and did anyone notice that BRANDI in her “boob exposing, doesn’t fit your triangle boobs” dress had to leave the party in a cab? How come her cheap ass “gay gent and RJ” didn’t spring for a limo!
I thought that was hysterical, I should have gone back and added it in but I was literally falling asleep during the show. Not because of the show, but because I’m in my narcoleptic phase of “the cycle.”
They had to walk past eleventy billion limos only to hail a cab. My guess is because Brandi bailed early, the Bravo driver was not out there. That’s why she said something like just get in any car. Bravo always provides them drivers to these things, so she was leaving without permission.
On Wed, Mar 25, 2015 at 7:36 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Camille — whatever her faults (and she does have them) is drop dead, breathtakingly beautiful. All of the women on this show are attractive, but Camille, IMO really has a special kind of beauty and a ridiculous body (obviously from all the dancing).
WTF is that dress Kyle is wearing — that is for a 20ish year old with a much smaller chest — like a Rihanna. NOT a 40ish mother of 4 with D cups. I’m disappointed because Kyle has been doing MUCH better style-wise this season. I’m only 5’3 myself, so I get that she’s got it harder than most of the tall girls on the show, but there was no excuse for that dress.
And this is from episodes ago — but I’ve been meaning to say this about Eileen’s house ever since Brandi caled it American Psycho — although Eileens’s taste isn’t mine, it was actually nice to see a house on one of these shows that looks like a FAMILY actually lives there instead of out of belonging in an Architectural magazine article.
Adrienne, of course, is over the top with her party — I kind of love it.
I feel sorry for Brandi with her dad too — no matter how old you are a loss of a parent is hard.
OK — I’m about half way through, with give the rest of my thoughts later.
Camille is indeed beautiful but that outfit kind of reeked of desperation to me. And seeing that hair plugged prince try to tongue her disturbed me greatly. Most of these women don’t seem to realize they aren’t 25 anymore. Not a good look.
Yeah Camille’s dress wasn’t great (and usually I think she dresses exquisitely) but she *is* on the prowl again! LOL
Yeah her behavior seemed social climber almost literally the way she was hanging on to him, and desperate. I’m 50/50 on Camille. I can generally take her or leave her. Tonight wasn’t one of her better nights I think in terms of the way she presented herself.
I found Kyle and Eileen to look drop dead gorgeous tonight. I didn’t like Kyles dress tonight but the rest of the season she has been knocking it out of the park fashion wise and has never looked better physically…just beautiful.
I thought Brandi was pathetic saying her dad was dying which was not true. I hope she gets her ass handed to her on a plate at the reunion and is fired from RHOBH!
@Bliss – Yeah, why was Camille kissing that FUGLY “prince”? Didn’t she get enough money in her divorce settlement? He was on Millionaire Matchmaker in 2011. Why would a real prince need to go on a reality show to find a wife? I think he’s a phony.
Eileen and Vince’s home doesn’t look unlived in — as if they’re expecting the photogs from Architectural Digest to drop by at any time.
Luckily, her dad didn’t die! Though she told everyone he was in the process of dying.
Lord knows I’d rather walk over my tongue than defend Brandi, but when my dad had a heart attack a few years back and had to have emergency surgery, with 2 separate follow up surgeries, I was worried sick about him and afraid he would die. Luckily, my dad pulled through and I’m grateful every day. And of course she was out drinking when her dad was in the hospital — that’s what alcoholics do. So, Brandi gets somewhat of a pass from me for her actions during the finale. When shit hits the fans and serious illness strikes even cunt satchels love their daddies.
Brand is ridiculous. She crys to Lisa and says “but you don’t understand, I LOVE you.” Then she says the same “I LOVE you” to Kim. Give me a break she doesn’t love anyone except herself. She also pulls the same crap of buying a make up gift for someone she has pissed off the day before. No one wants your cheap a** gifts, Brandi. One season she bought a necklace to make up with LV. This year she tried to buy her flowers. I think she’s bought other people make up gifts. Its so juvenile.
Do you guys remember, she also brought Eileen a necklace for throwing wine in her face. I say brought instead of bought because it had no box, bag, or tissue paper. That chick took it off her dresser right before she left for Yolanda’s dinner party. Has anyone given jewelry to a friend from their bare hands? EVER?
Yes, I do remember. She’s all kinds of tacky .
Chay, I thought that was so funny and awkward the way she just pulled some random cheap necklace out of her purse and said “here I brought you a present”
Brandi acts like a damn hillbilly
No doubt she found it on her dresser or picked it up at Claire’s off the spinner rack
I disagree. Brandi doesn’t love herself at all and that’s a big part of her issues.
You got, Twilly!! She is so vile but it’s because of all the self loathing…
I am very blessed to still have my father with at the age of 94. He is my hero! I do feel sorry for Brandi this episode. In the play back I don’t think she said Kim needed an intervention she said they all do. Am I right? I’m drinking as well…must be the night for that…lol. Anyhow, to all who have lost a parent my heart condolences I can’t imagine how you recover from that or the death of a child. ♡♡♡
Yes, technically Lisa said she needs an intervention & Brandi joked maybe she should do one with “all of them.”
I can understand Lisa R. “hearing” it as an agreement with her though. But to represent it as Brandi saying “Kim needs an intervention” is a misrepresentation.
That’s what I heard –
What I don’t get is why didn’t Lisa bring up the patch?
Brandi will just say she was talking about the nicotine patch to stop smoking
My take on it is Brandy said with all of us because just before that she said if she brought it up to Kim, Kim would probably murder her and commit suicide. So she said all of us so she wouldn’t be the bad guy. I think that whole conversation needed to be shown.
Not one housewife has brought up the fact that Lisa R took Brandi to lunch to discuss Brandi’s issues. It was Brandi that turned the conversation around to talk about Kim and her issues. Lisa R would never have discussed Kim at that lunch if it weren’t for Brandi bringing it up.
That’s why I wrote that I can understand Lisa R. hearing it the other way.
No. She said that they should all do the intervention as a group…together. They only showed a snippet of the conversation in tonight’s show.
She really didn’t.
EXACTLY! when Lisa said “she needs an intervention” BRANDI said “we should all do an intervention” meaning she didnt want to confront KIM alone, now she’s (as usual) and with the help from the asshole Bravo editing trying to make it sound different! Also Mauricio should fire that scumbag (who else would date BRANDI) and never allow him or BRANDI around his wife for saying the stuff she says about Kyle and everyone else. It’s sad to watch Monty & RJ sell their souls to the devil to just be on TV and that includes Brandi’s drunken, weeding smoking, bare ass in front of his kids Dad (Brandi’s words, not mine) she wrote all that in her books.
I did not see the show. But I have had one hell of a shit day. TT thanks for the recap. So damn funny. I needed that. Thank you!!
I don’t want to be insensitive, but when Brandi went on and on saying “Yolanda called me every day, and I never heard from you once, blah, blah, blah” it reminded me of the Phaedra storyline, where Kandi never called, but Nene was there, etc. Bravo always seems to have similar storylines throughout the franchise.
Yeah it’s emotional bullying really. If someone isn’t contacting you when you’re down and out, keep it in mind and move on relegating that friendship to the past.
Yeah the last contact with Lisa is Brandi slapping LVP and in Brandi’s alcohol soaked brain Lisa is suppose to call her everyday? Brandi has the self awareness of a two-year old and the emotional maturity of a prepubescent child. She will never, ever get it. She is a lost cause and if YoLemon and DimKim want to hang with her I think the rest of the housewives would be thrilled for them to remove her from their lives. They are over the train wreck called Brandi and don’t even want to stop and gawk at the mess.
Wait, what about YOU calling when YOU feel like talking? Sure it would be nice to get a call when you’re feeling down, but what about picking up the phone and saying ” Hi friend. Do you have time to talk? I’m feeling like crap.”? If they don’t have time for you a few occasions in a row, then just move them to the distant friend category. It’s an easy trap to start condemning and banishing others when you’re going through tough times. I use to do it when I was younger and it is a reflex best left to those who are at the center of the universe.
Brandi is using her dad’s condition to try and manipulate Lisa into ‘loving’ her again. Lisa doesn’t feel like she owes her anything, and she doesn’t. She doesn’t even really know Brandi’s dad, except for a brief ‘how do you do’ and ‘I blame the parents’ said tongue in cheek. (I think she really meant it though) Brandi needs to get it in her fat head, that Lisa is DONE with her and when Lisa is done, she’s DONE. Gawd, go away Brandi, you look pathetic.
Not really referring to “friends” not contacting you when you’re feeling down, rather something like “friends” who know you’re in the hospital for a life threatening issue, or any serious issue, and don’t bother to check in with you. Some may look on it as immaturity, but not me, they get the “friend”ship boot. They get the Lisa V treatment Brandi is getting from her. Polite but distant demeanor in their presence, and no thought when not. It’s no trap at all to realize where you stand with people and reassess the friendship. If someone hasn’t the time to reach out when they know you’re going through something they’re not really much of a friend. Really though the point I was making is if someone has a beef with a friend not contacting them it’s better to just cut the friendship than spend all that useless effort bitching about it and involving other people the two of you associate with like Phaedra with Kandi.
They all seem to forget that other people have lives, too.
The best comment of the episode was Kathy Hilton (who I am no fan of) asking Adrienne “Oh, you do magic now?” Haha. It was so…”bless you”.
Oh my god i caught that too. Bwahahahah the look on Kathy face when she asked Adrienne that was the funniest part of tonight’s episode.
Kathy Hilton’s hair boggles my mind. In one brief scene, they showed the back of her head and frankly, it looked like shit. I know she can afford to get a better ‘do’ than she’s doing. IDGI.
It was a master class in the art of the innocent-seeming but bitchy put-down.
A bit of a snooze for the finale. But I feel like we have seen so much drama this season, maybe it’s best to just walk away from the TV and let it go. (Deep breath).
Brandi even using her dad’s illness to manipulate Lisa VP..: that really pissed me off. I lost my dad too… Fifteen years ago, and it’s one of the hardest losses you will have in your life. But he hadn’t died… And if he was truly “close to death”, I would think she would have been at his hospital bedside, and not at another party.
I think Brandi has a LOT of regrets regarding LVP. I get the feeling Brandi will pull out every trick up her sleeve to get back into good graces with Lisa… tears, flowers, apologies, poor attempts at humor, screaming, humiliation, more tears, and even offers of oral sex (is there a way to eye roll on WordPress?). But it’s her own fault. We saw it with what’s-his-name (Cedric, I think?). When Lisa is done, she is done. And I believe she is all done with Ms. Glandville.
The reunion should be interesting.
I absolutely agree, Brandi used her father’s condition against Lisa V. Lisa said she was very sorry, but Brandi refused to listen. If Lisa wasn’t accepting her back into her good graces – 100% – she refused to accept anything less.
OMG, she definitively said to LVP, “My dad is DYING!” I have had a friend with stage 5 cancer (I hadn’t even heard of a stage 5 before) and I never referred to her as “dying.” (She’s 100% in remission, btw.) Those words were manipulative, untruthful, and selfishly used to prey on LVP. As disgusting as Brandi is, that was lower than I thought she could go. I hope Yo sees Brandi. That whole “when someone shows you who they are” bit.
Brandi was totally using her father’s illness to get sympathy & to excuse her own behavior. It’s one of the lowest things she’s ever done (and, as we know from the Chay Eday video, she’s done some very low things). Shame on you, Brandi. No one deserves to lose their dad but it’s hard to have sympathy for you after watching this.
I am not a Brandi fan by far, and last nights episode makes me nearly despise her. As a daughter that lost her dad after many years of slowly watching him go thru surgeries/procedures/etc I never once would say he was near death! She USED her dads health as an excuse to be pissfaced drunk and try to make LVP pity her. Nothing lower than using a sick parent. I know contracts are strict, but I seriously doubt if her father was inches from death that Bravo would have had the balls to not let her miss taping this party. She puts worthless drunk to a new low.
Okay, my Dad died. He was amazing and I was his princess. But, his dying and his death . . . was not about my friends. My amazing Father in Law died and his death was also NOT about my friends. I did not keep tabs on who called or send cards or notes. I was grateful, honestly, for those who reached out to me, but I didn’t have time or energy for score-keeping. I truly feel like Brandi is using her Dad in this moment to excuse her horrible behavior and it’s gross. I do not feel sympathy for her. I feel like this is a “poor me” ploy and I’m disgusted. If I were to give her any break, this is the moment where that ends.
I totally agree with you. All she did was use her father’s sickness as a way to get sympathy and attention. This is Brandi’s MO. As soon as she notices people are done with her bs, she pulls out the sympathy card.
That’s all Brandi ever does – when something doesn’t go her way she cries & uses the sympathy card.
Well Kyles “ending comment” was SIMPLE but said ALOT, it was that she hasn’t spoken to her sister Kim ever since Kim’s dog bit her daughter Alexa.
So that’s the reason for all the publicity & the answer to EVERYones question as to what & why. They won’t ever be the same again, and that’s because Kyles kid almost lost her hand to a dog Kim Richards had NO BUSINESS raising.
I think TT said Kim still has that vicious fucking dog! That dog isn’t secure and happy in Kim’s home. She’s not capable of handling a dog with aggression. Its basically like having an emotionally disturbed teenager live in a combat zone, armed with assault rifles, crossbows and shiny hunting knives. Dogs are very perceptive and feed off the energy of their pack leader. I imagine Kim’s home to be very emotionally unstable, volatile, and disorganized. At kim’s best, she’s a rambling fucktard with no self-awareness or personal responsibility. That poor dog deserves better. Its going to bite, maul, or kill another person or pet and then lose its life… Kim should be in a padded room. Not the dog.
Your analogy of a vicious dog is spot-on. Over the years I’ve known 2 people who refused to get rid of dogs so vicious they had to be locked in the bedroom when people came over. 1st incident ended in tragedy when the dog escaped & mauled a 2yr old child. 2nd incident, dog also escaped & attacked an adult (less severely), but stitches, & hospital bills were involved. Ironically both dogs were problem dogs living at the pound & couldn’t find homes & these idiots adopted them thinking they were the dog whisperer!
Your description of Kim is pure poetry!!
Kyle needs to walk away. She can still love and care about her sister, she just doesn’t need to be her guardian. Kim seems to think sister Kathy is super great and caring…..let Kathy step in and take over. I have a large family…..I love them all and am always first to offer help if needed, however for a few years now I can’t be with a few of them just to be together. I can’t be that fake. We are blood, for sure. However these are not people I would PICK as friends. I will always help them, I just limit the time they have in my daily life. Kyle needs to not keep her paws on Kim.
Word.
I think Kyle has come to that realization. Kim doesn’t appreciate or remember any support that you give her anyway, it’s never enough. Her idea of support is telling her how wonderful she is. No, you are not wonderful, Kim. I am sure Mauricio has had it up to his eyeballs. Why continue to stick your neck out for somebody who is not appreciative and has no self-awareness. If I were Kyle, I would make it abundantly clear to all of Kim’s children that she is there for them at any time of the day or night for any reason, and I would stay in contact with them so they don’t forget. Kim will not acknowledge the wreckage that her addiction has caused all around her. It doesn’t look like she ever will.
Wow, did she really almost lose her hand? Kim is a terrible person if she kept that dog.
She sent it for training, it’s currently back in her house having presumably successfully passed the training. I think pretty much everyone is aware that Kim is not alpha enough to properly keep that dog in check, and it will attack again. Hopefully it won’t kill someone, or seriously maim anyone.
WonkyTonk, Thanks. I didn’t know she kept him, and she really is a terrible person. I agree with everything you said. This will end badly.
Camille did look great, good for her, I hope she finds love, a good man.
Adrienne is out there, I could not figure out what she was promoting.
Kim looked great and seemed totally lucid to me and I liked how she confronted Lisa R and Brandi.
Now I know that none of you will agree with me and I realize that I must watch a different show than the rest of you but dam, Lisa R stirred a big pot this year and got right into the mix. She could not stop talking to everyone about Kim’s sobriety, she brought up the intervention word. I know you all love her, I don’t, not at all. She just tries to hard, I did think she was trying to back off tonight and that was a good thing.
Brandi, she is a mess, really the most horrible mess, too bad she really doesn’t take Yolanda’s advice to heart. In real life how can she have any friends if that is how she acts?
Last word-then you can slay me- Kyle- yuck yuck-stop the “I have done so much for her you don’t know” pity me party. The drama just wears you down.
No slaying here.:) Lisa R was bringing the drama. But in her defense, she suffered through a limo ride to the twilight zone with Kim, and witnessed Kim having a meltdown at poker night. Given her history of losing family members to addiction, she has to be a bit raw on the subject.
Maybe Kyle was venting to Lisa R off camera because she couldn’t confront her sister again without pissing Kim off. Lisa R could take the heat if it meant getting Kim to seek help.
Or maybe I am wrong and Lisa really will do anything for a buck. Including incurring the wrath of Kim Richards.
I just wish Lisa Rinna had said that Brandi told me that you were on the patch, and that if anybody brings up your sobriety it could make you suicidal. Brandi said your problems were worse than anybody will ever know.
Hey Gessiewtf——WTF! (I hope you don’t mind me using your last name in vain)
Why, why, why is no one mentioning/repeating/using the “patch” and “she will kill herself” part of this conversation? screw the “intervention” part. The meat and potatoes lie in the outing of the patch use and suicidal tendancies.
Pretty pathetic considering many of these women lived through —and gleefully filmed through—Russell’s suicide.
And so did YOU Andy Cohen.
Spot on!
@beth: read what you wrote and you’ll know we are watching the same show… Personally, no one has ever had to pay attention or argue about whether or not I seem “lucid” from day to day. That’s not a normal conversation to have!
I agree!
Oh Brandi probably wished her Dad would die so she would get a full pass this season. I’ve already lost my Dad and if I thought my Mom was gravely Ill I’d ignore all obligations to be with her. I hate Brandi.
I totally freaking agree!
Wow. Hate someone, that is your right. But never question one’s love for their father. Despicable.
I never knew my father until I was 25 years old. He left the family when I was three years old and left my mother to struggle and raise kids alone. When I heard of his death it did still affect me because of the biological bond, I guess, and also I think I mourned what might have been more than anything else. I really mourned not having had a father, I think, and his death was just the catalyst to release all that pent-up emotion. I grew up wondering what it would be like to have a loving father to protect and advise me, and the lack of it affected my relationships with men all my life.
I can understand Brandi being upset because he was gravely ill from the photo I saw. That would disturb anyone. As far as her being out partying, well, it’s her job and she does have to be in LA with the kids so I guess she doesn’t get the chance to go up to Sacramento as often as she would like. However, she should have set aside some time off as well as her own money to pay for airfare for at least herself if not the boys, too, to go up and see her family during this time. But I believe she was contractually required to be at this finale.
If that is the case, and she had to be there, no questions, then she needed to stay sober and, just for once, not get sloppy drunk and abuse other people. No excuse. That is why people feel so strongly about her behavior, even to the point of saying I hate her. Maybe what should be said is I hate her behavior, but I do get it.
Yes, I am despicable for hating Brandi. Brandi who made her father’s emergency all about her, and per your above response he was admitted initially for hitting his head. I read that idiot’s timeline back to October just to be sure. There was no mention of him prior to that, so I really don’t know how she tried to blame her behavior in Amsterdam on him being sick in her last blog.
Brandi is scum and if she comes back next season I won’t watch, but I will read TT’s wonderful recaps. Her voice and attitude turn my stomach and it’s not amusing for me to watch her shit on everybody all of the time.
I’m sorry about your father, Nancy. And I do agree with you that she probably had to be there, but it really bothered me how much she used him being in the hospital against people or in her defense. Now that he’s recovered she really doesn’t mention him again. But I guess since she drunkenly carried on about it on Twitter that makes her a good person to a few.
Hi Jenn,
Thanks for your nice words about my situation with my dad.
I agree with you completely about Brandi; she is a horrible excuse for a human being. I don’t do Twitter but I can only imagine what kind of things she says. Apparently she has a following of people who find sympathy for her, and even some people who find her behavior amusing or cute, and I really don’t understand that. There’s nothing funny about public drunkenness. Especially when you have children to consider.
I found out in later years that my dad was a hopeless and violent drunk and an embarrassment to his wife and stepdaughters after he left our family, so maybe it was a blessing in disguise for me and my siblings.
How awful for her children. And she says “EVERYTHING I do, I do for my children.” Those kids are going to grow up fast, and everything she has done on camera will be there as a testament to what kind of person she is. A total embarrassment for them.
Remember when Joyce’s father died? She kept it quiet, and mentioned it only to explain her past absences and her future ones in PR. She talked about it with Kyle privately off camera. She didn’t once use it to get Brandi to stop bullying her (which she was).
@JustJenn, I agree with you 100% about Brandi and I don’t think you are despicable at all for stating that which is probably true. Brandi is just the biggest POS that ever lived!
Harry “that movie ruined my career” Hamlin is playing a gay character again? Color me shocked!
Maybe he figures that at his age, he has nothing left to lose.
He’s probably v-e-r-y good at it.
Allegedly.
Yep, it seemed to me they showed us what the truth is about Harry and Lisa in the segment.
Tom Hanks did it fairy early in his career (Philadelphia) and it didn’t affect him one bit. And there were no rumors about him, either, to my knowledge. I think it’s one of the things actors do to show they’re not one-dimensional.
Because at the time, it was shocking and it did affect his career. Now it’s in fashion to play a gay character. This movie, Making Love, came out in 1982. The AIDS epidemic was coming into full swing. It was the first movie of it’s kind. A married man coming out of the closet? It was very controversial then.
Well — nothing to exciting. They tried to make the big “drama” the conversation between Brandi & Lisa R. It fizzled.
I am glad that I saw on the ending blurbs with all the housewives that Monty is still kicking and that Brandi’s dad is recovering from his heart surgeries.
Still love Eileen. She’s too good for this show — I doubt she’ll be back.
I doubt it too. She’s way too sane for all the HW insanity.
Last night on WWHL Andy asked Brandi how her dad was and she glared at him like it was a major shady comment before she said he is fine. I didn’t quite get it, but now I am wondering if it is because he is indeed not dead but doing well. Not trying to make a personal opinion but commenting on what I observed between her and Andy 🙂
Agree there was some shade on WWHL. Thought it was priceless that Andy asked her how her dad and she said doing well. I’m Sorry but I just lost my mom and i can say I was with her not drunk filming an f’n show…just saying
According to Brandi’s twitter in October her Dad hit his head. She didn’t mention him all season so i’m assuming she’s using his emergency as get get out of jail free card
Oh, please…he had heart surgery! He was in the hospital recovering for weeks, and Brandi was there for him. If you’re going to troll her Twitter, then read all her tweets.
TT- do you know what the scoop is on the WWHL polls? Lately, Andy has been trying to avoid them being “shady”. Did someone say something?
Brandi will complain to anyone who’ll listen that she’s the victim of a bad edit this year. The show certainly didn’t pull any punches with her, but they didn’t put words in her mouth or pull strings to make her do the outrageous things she did. If she’s not fired, I don’t see how anyone other than Kim and Yo will film with her. You can’t blame the other housewives from icing Brandi.
Please don’t let anyone pull one of Brandi’s strings. Ever.
LOL!
Don’t pull Brandi’s strings – EVER! ๏̯͡๏
Too funny.
oh god, so damn funny! I needed that laugh!
The constant whining by her that she is misrepresented on the show is nauseating. That’s why my Top 5 Reasons Brandi Needs to Shut The Hell Up video was created. THREE SEASONS of footage aren’t lying…she is.
Chay, to quote my favorite cutie Mr. Mars—- your video is a straight up masterpiece.
Great job. It gave everyone a good laugh. Thank you
You made this black girl blush. mwah
Exactly. I’ve had quite enough of Brandi’s massive pity party (with no refreshments or snacks.) She decides which words come out of her BIG MOUTH, who to slap, when to insult a home, when to throw a glass of water and when to ‘lightly’ push someone down the stairs. She’s also skilled at turning on the water works.
I sort of felt Brandi was playing the emotional bully card with Lisa V when she hit her with she loved her, and My dad just went through major medical issues, and then the tears all while constantly interrupting Lisa V and refusing to listen to anything she said. Brandi does that a lot.
She was obviously drunk, and feeling upset, but still. She’s so desperate to have Lisa V back in her life the way it used to be she’ll do and say anything.
It was sort of telling how Yolanda, after arranging the talk with Kim, sits her down to wait for Kim and pours her a glass of water. How the hell does she manage to get so tanked so quickly at these events? She was drunk when Yolanda initially greeted her at the party, and I mean her nipple hanging out when Kim goes to talk to her, really? I suppose you could put the reason for her crying to her emotional state over her father I guess, but it was probably more alcohol related.
Kim is just, I don’t know, the way she jumped up from the table and left when Lisa R wouldn’t confirm what Kyle told her was just something else. Totally afraid of the truth she got away before she had to actually hear it. Lisa R had it right towards the end when she said the fact that she had to have Lisa R validate what her sister told her before she believed it is just fucked up.
Couple of funny highlights tonight. The way Maurico high tailed it away from the table when Lisa V arrived was funny. He didn’t want anything to do with that mess. Camille macking on the Danish prince was just a tad bit over the top, but whatever. Lisa V comparing princess Camille to Camille Grammer was kind of funny.
Final thought Lisa R talking with Eileen about the fact her husband played two gay characters back to back and commented offhandedly she was living with a gay man, then cut to talking head and she says, “yeah it’s true” and I thought that was almost too convincing right there. But who knows.
I love my remaining parent more than life itself. When she’s been hospitalized, a crow bar was needed to pry me away from her side. No doubt Brandi was genuinely upset about her father. Yet she doesn’t have the emotional intelligence to realize that the appropriate thing to do would be to go to her parents. The most inappropriate thing to do is to go out in public and get messy drunk.
I know what you mean. Didn’t have a father so my grandfather stepped in for me and boy have I been lucky to have him. We live 1200 miles apart and all of my family lives within 50 miles of him but when he is sick I drop everything and go stay with him until he is better. He is now almost 97 and I know I can’t keep him forever but I do at least know that there are no regrets between us. He has always been there for me and me for him. As far as Brandi goes, she is just as sick as Kim. The reason she gets so upset and cries easily and doesn’t remember things is because she is mixing alcohol with Xanax (sp?). Bad combination.
My guess is Brandi gets shitfaced so quickly is because she takes Xanax before these events (allegedly), and then starts drinking wine.
Xanax will triple the affects of one drink. (I know… I made the mistake on a plane once… 1 mg. Xanax and two Bloody Mary’s. I was ripped, and it was NOT fun!) Never mix Xanax and alcohol… It’s a recipe for disaster.
Good point. It thought Xanax was supposed to have a calming sedative effect, but Brandi manages to still pull out the ugly when she’s on them.
Brandi says that the ladies make her nervous and crazy, so she drinks or takes stuff. The obvious solution would be to remove herself from their environment. I can just imagine the PR release from Bravo: “Brandi Glanville has regretfully left the show for health reasons. Bravo wishes her the best of luck (and asks that she return the bowl of M&Ms from the WWHL Green Room).”
Not to mention the bottle they probably went through in the car on the ride to the party
That is how she gets shite-faced so quickly. If I were her doctor and I was informed that she was a heavy drinker, I would not prescribe xanax for her. It is recipe for disaster.
Yes, you are exactly right and I’ve said that before. She probably doesn’t even remember whole events half the time, bc drinking with XANAX (or klonipin, any benzo) will cause you to black out – not pass out- but black out and not remember.
How was Brandi so sloshed so early — she said it herself — Xanax.
Brandi gets tanked quickly because she mixes xanax with her booze.
Oops, I see that’s been covered.. Lol
I did the same, didn’t scroll down enough!
I bet she takes Xanax before she gets to these parties, and after one drink she is already sloppy drunk. I heard her ask the guy who does her hair before she left her house to make sure her Xanax was in her purse.
I’ve taken Xanax for years, as has Brandi, and I drank single malt scotch, neat. My breasts stayed in place, I never threw wine or whine on others, and I didn’t slap others or brag about screwing men since those things would have humiliated my children. In other words, it’s Brandi being who she is. The Xanax excuse has been over-used. She has a drinking problem, and women drunks are unattractive.
At first, I was kind of annoyed with Lisa R for backing down so quickly when Kim and Brandi were talking to her, but now, I get it. Maybe she finally realized she can’t convince or talk over those two morons and gave up and told them what they wanted to hear. She looked exhausted.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I love Eileen.
I think everyone looked pretty damn good, except Sleepwalker Adrienne.
I’m not a psychiatrist, but I’m of the opinion that Brandi has some mental disorder like Histrionic Personality Disorder. I mean you read the symptoms list and it describes her behavior so well.
I felt the same way, but she redeemed herself when she made the statement that it was fucked up that she was expected to validate what Kyle said in order for her sister to believe Kyle. I thought about that for half a second and I was like, you know what, she’s totally right.
I can’t remember the name of a disorder described the book, Blink, about people who are incapable of perceiving social cues. They have no self-awareness and act like bulls in a china shop. I don’t know if Brandi is incapable or just insensitive to the point of obliviousness. She comes off like a humorless, charmless, overbearing and selfish brat.
Aspergers?
Haha, I just started reading that book! I haven’t gotten to that part yet, but that almost sounds like Aspergers to me. The thing is I don’t think Brandi is incapable of perceiving social cues, I think she’s diabolical and manipulative and knows exactly which buttons to push in people to get what she wants.
Oh please. Being an asshole has nothing to do with autism/aspergers. I have spent years working in special ed and it’s offensive to group Brandi with the developmentally disabled.
No, it’s not Asbergers. It’s a perception impairment.
I think Brandi is just a drunk with low self-esteem.
Loved that book, if I remember correctly it was borderline personality disorder aka crazy pants Jodi Arias.
No Wonky T. Not aspergers.
Just ass.
They’re morons, or sophisticated manipulators. They reframe everything to fit their agenda.
I agree this is not related to aspergers or autism at all with Brandi. Those are serious issues many parents and grandparents deal with daily. Brandi brings on her own crap. There have been a few times when she has actually been near normal on tv. Her problems are from her own making NOT from health issues.
Perception impairment is just another way of saying she is stupid.
When Brandi’s dad was in the hospital Brandi was going on Steve Harvey fake dating people and acting like a fool. I think Brandi thinks she is a comedian, but it just makes her look foolish.
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See, I don’t think that Kim was doubting that Lisa R. said that to Kyle, I think she wanted to hear it directly from Lisa R. before she talked to Brandi. I thought that was surprisingly adult of Kim to try and verify it from the source before acting upon it. When Lisa refused to verify, I did not get the impression that Kim thought that Kyle was lying, but she thought Lisa made the whole thing up. Nice bit of deflection on Lisa R’s part to claim that it was f’d up that Kim did not believe her sister, when I got the impression who Kim did not believe was Lisa. Lisa should have just told Kim what happened; the way she handled it would make anyone question the story.
@Dixie ‘I thought Kim was surprisingly adult’…what foolishness! Kyle said BG talked to Rinna about an intervention. First stop should have been BG. The nipple comment and asking about her Dad showed Kim didn’t believe it and wasn’t trying to believe it.
Holy cheese and crackers how boring was this finale! Nothing happened other than Lisa R and Brandi wasn’t coming clean about their sitdown on Kim. It was dull and no resolution. I miss when we had an explosive finale leading into the reunion (ie the table flip and heather’s party in season 6 in oc). Now the finales are turning into fillers going into the finales. I want to feel excited y’know. The reunion just better bring it.
The only way the reunion would be watchable at this point is if Brandi was fired in the first 5 minutes and then Andy brought in the folks from Intervention for Kim- who doesn’t have a live mic.
LOL I am there with you Shay!
Perfect ending. Last night was such a bore.
I didnt watch the finale, because the previews couldn’t even make it look interesting and these comments are just… a bummer. Just shows that kim and Brandi have brought a dark, pathetic cloud over this franchise that has made it unwatchable. At least Adrienne and Camille had pretty, shiny, paid-for things to look at… Andy needs to break off all the single women, women whose main income is a housewives’ paycheck, anyone who rents their primary residence, anyone who isn’t really friends/relatives with the others in the off-season… basically all the single, broke bitches, all of NJ, and NeNe.
LOL AMEN! You said it Shay!
Yes!
YES! A thousand times yes to this.
I just read the recap. No need or desire to watch.
Am liking Southern Charm. And Barely Famous, with David Foster’s daughters. Not a single broke-homeless-bitch among them.
Exactly!
And please take Porsha and Kenya and Claudia! Oh wait… you already said “…all the single broke bitches” . Never mind..
Chay: when you imagine the changes, it’s quite glorious!
Has anyone else noticed that weird lip smacking thing Kyle does when she’s nervous or upset? It’s annoying and strange.
Definitely the hair flipping, how did I miss that? I am so glad someone else noticed the lip smacking. I wonder how many times she’ll smack her lips at the reunion 😉
Ironic how Brandi changed her tag line this season to “I dont kiss ass, I kick it” (or something to that effect). Other than being a major asshole she spent the entire season kissing Kim & Lisa V’s asses.
Brandi seems dangerously close to single white female-ing LVP. Would the little Dutch boy have been as attractive to her if he hadn’t been Max’ classmate? BTW–completely icked by the video of Brandi licking Ken’s hair.
I didnt see the entire episode yet, but what I did see-Kyle’s frantic whining and shrieking trying to get Rinna to talk to Kim was disturbing and just-extra. Why is she so afraid of her sister? Then of course, the lip smacking nervous tic. Dont get me wrong, I like Kyle. But her relationship with Kim, I am sooooo over.
Funny how BG was fine when she was @ home talking smack about Kyle w the stylist/houseguest but had the emotional meltdown @ the club. So manipulative. Her talking heads pissed me off. I was @ the gym watching and it took everything in me not to yell @ the tv. Her friends that keep trying to get camera time are annoying. If I was gonna choose one of the formers, I pick Camille over Adrienne. Her dress did seem desperate, and the PDA with the Eurotrash was awkward…but she is entertaining, especially when her clique is with her. Can’t wait for the reunion!!
Just finished watching this trainwreck. I surmise that the reunion will be ww3 1/2. I have dreams of Bravo firing Brandi (and Nene), but since it’s just a dream, I know it won’t happen in real life. Brandi is all sorts of disgusting and comes off like she is so afraid of Kim, but I don’t think she is really. She is so damn manipulative and so is Kim. I know Kyle loves her sister, but at some point you have to just love’em at a distance, instead of wringing your hands all of the time to try and reason with them. If they don’t want to be reasonable, they won’t be. I like LR and ED and I believe their concerns were coming from a good place, but LR should’ve backed off a long time ago. LVP has been burned enough by BG, til I know she will never try to revive that friendship, no matter how much BG says she “loves” her. Brandi is an idiot and Kim is a crypt-keeper looking bully. Now bring on the reunion.
1. love the problem relatives from a distance. Check.
2. Kim is a crypt-keeper looking bully. Check. and LOL
I miss Tootsie, funny woman.
I missTeeCee and a few others.
Where art thou?
I saw how Kim ordered and dismissed Lisa Rinna and her to her sister. Her true self showed there.
With her self intitled attitude and her dead brain cells from the booze and pills, Kyle should stay away for a very long time.
If Kim gets broke enough she will come around.
TT called the dog bite as the reason Kyle was not speaking to Kim weeks ago.
Calipatti – that was crappy but telling, wasn’t it, how Kim ordered Lisa R around? She’s got Lisa R boondoggled.
Kim in the opening scene, walking into Kyles kitchen at breakfast and in her best psycho killer voice, mimicked straight out of The Silence Of The Lambs, Kim says “the baby cooks the food”. Made my toes CURL.
It puts the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it’s told.
Gah! I won’t be able to sleep! 😉
That’s exactly how Kim speaks to people! She needs the muzzle.
What really caught my attention wasn’t the baby cooks the food it’s how quickly Kim said the baby doesn’t do anything which her mom told Kim and Kyle when they were children. Which tells me 1. that was a source of resentment in childhood, and 2. Kim would bitch to their mother that Kyle wasn’t doing whatever it is she thought Kyle should be doing. I’ll bet Kim behaved a lot like Nellie Olson from Little House on the Prairie growing up.
Nellie Olson! Now I know who that bitch reminded me of. You nailed it.
Lmao!!
I saw her do that but couldn’t make out what she said. I knew she was being weird and inappropriate and thought she might have slipped her cracker there for a minute.
What a bitch.
I thought it was hilarious that no one noticed or gave a shit when Adrienne tried to make her grand magic trick entrance. Then, Kathy Hilton later asks Adrienne when Adrienne referred to stint – oh, you do magic now? Didn’t have a clue, Adrienne even entered the room that way. LOL.
That was my favorite scene. Adrienne probably spent a lot of money on that trick & thought people were going to be so impressed. She tries too hard. It’s pathetic. Poor little rich girl.
Yeah we all should have those “sad” problems. Lol
LOL I remember thinking Kathy’s not working with a lot upstairs if you know what I mean. I see why she keeps herself off the show for the most part.
Pretty sure she was being a lil but snarky. She definitely has smarts in certain areas, especially social anything.
OH THANK YOU!!! Best best BEST part of the entire season!!! Ha ha ha died laughing! “Oh, you do magic now?” with a perfectly straight face. Kathy Hilton won tonight!
My biological father died in1992. I got to take care of him and it was such an amazing time. I miss him still. I had to go to the funeral home after he died. I asked my step father to come with me. On the drive there, my step dad said, “Well, at least you have a spare.” Two amazing wonderful fathers. I am a very lucky girl. My step died is 87 and going strong. I am sorry you lost your dad, TT. Big hugs. The finale was really frustrating, especially getting glimpses of what the season could have been without Kim and Brandi. I hope they are gone next season and we get back Camille. Whether she is playing sweet or bitchy, she’s always fun and gorgeous.
That should be my step dad not step died. I think it’s bed time.
Kim’s convo with Brandi is kinda funny. Kim: “before we go any further you’re nipples hanging out and how’s your dad?” I suppose that satisfies the friend requirements for Brandi. Lol
Priorities! a) nipples b) how’s dad?
Also gotta love Kim’s epilogue; “She SAYS she’s sober…” *shade*
She acts like Rinna is the only person questioning her sobriety yet even Bravo throws shade on it!!
What exactly did Brandi say as her closing line? Something about being made out as the bad guy? Brandi no one is making you out to be the bad guy. When you are an asshole (as you so proudly state), YOU ARE A BAD GUY! Just a fact.
Brandi’s been bitching all season how Bravo’s making her look bad but I imagine the worse of the worse is on the cutting room floor.
Apparently she hasn’t quite yet figured out they can’t air anything she didn’t do on camera.
About died when LVP wondered what Adrienne was promoting and mentioned something about ‘hooves’.
I thought the Danish prince looked exactly like Estella, Kyle’s m-i- l. They could be siblings or mom and son. I wish it had been explained why he was there with her.
I think Lisa R is afraid to be direct with Kim now that she has threatened to blast dirt about Harry. True or not, once on blast on Bravo, it is going to have legs. Andy would make the most of an uncomfortable subject on WWHL and the reunion. He likes to see them squirm and I don’t think Harry is a guy to take kindly to that kind of shit stirring. Kim got Lisa almost where she wants her, a lap dog. Too bad it didn’t work on her pit bull.
@Angel The Rinna-Kim scenes were truly hard to watch. So glad Eileen said her piece about owning your truth…but I think you’re right, Kim has some dirt on Harry and it would not be a good look for their kids. How shameful though…for Kim to blackmail her. Why is she still ‘caring for an ailing Monty’? She can barely function herself!
I suspect he was there because Bravo needed Adrienne’s product launch party to look like it had a big turnout … and so they recycled him from Millionaire Matchmaker. Just a seat warmer, fake royal who licked Camille.
Isn’t that “Prince” the son of Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt, Zsa Zsa Gabor’s parasite husband? I also believe Patty Stanger had him on Millionaire Matchmaker. Can someone confirm? This is bugging me!!!
If he is one and the same….. RUN CAMILLE RUN!!!!!
I just watched the finale again to look at the dresses since didn’t think to check them out the first time. I saw a part I evidently missed and OMG I just want to slap Brandi’s ass clean out of the tv set.
The part I missed the first time was when she goes off on Lisa saying her dad is better than Lisa, better than Ken, better than everyone. I thought she was going to hit Lisa again. What a complete trainwreck. With bits of shoes and hair stuck to the front of the train.
Lisa V has more compassion than I because I know for sure, after everything BG has done, I would not have approached her at the party.
Funniest line of the show was when Kim said to Brandy, “your nipple hanging out.” Like that just happens all the time.
Brandi seems to think the definition of friendship Is worrying about each other. I say a friend is someone who tells you when your nipple (or your tampon string) is hanging out.
TT, you’re on to something. That sentiment would make such a lovely greeting card: “Thank you for being the kind of friend who lets me know when my nips slip or things are dangling out of my nether regions.” This is an untapped market–a whole line of skank/skunk cards.
A lot of housewives would be customers!
On Wed, Mar 25, 2015 at 10:11 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Also, in defense of Brandi, AGAIN, when I got the call that my mother had had a stroke and was in ICU… I was teaching middle school and had just come home from happy hour with my teacher friends. This was almost a daily occurrence the year I taught middle school. For some reason the girls came home with me. I did not leave immediately. I sat around with them for quite a while before getting in my car in Savannah and speeding home to Atlanta probably a bit too tipsy to drive.
Sometimes going to the hospital equates with accepting what is happening and fucking around and not going makes it seem less real/serious.
I get that everyone thinks that Brandi should have gone home. My siblings were all at home asleep when I arrived to the hospital. I was rather livid no one was with mother and there was a DNR in big letters on her bed. #NotPrepared
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Your friends shouldn’t have to be on nip patrol past your 22nd birthday. Allegedly.
Favorite line “Kyle says, that LisaR said that Brandi said”. That line was repeated several times because it is such a great line.
They are all shit stirrers, that is just what they do. In this episode Brandi actually was better behaved than the rest of the “women”.
@Natalie False. Kyle + Rinna + Brandi were walking on eggshells around an addict. No one wanted a redo of the Amsterdam dinner, but they wanted an end to the madness.
@Tanya – I don’t think they could handle an “end to the madness”. Except maybe Kyle and Eileen. Chaos is the only way to live for some including, Kim, Brandi, LVP, LisaR, ect.
@Natalie hmmm…you might be right, except for LVP, she is the oldest in the group and seems to need order + control. She reminds me of my older sister (scorpio).
@Tanya, yup order and control, LVP seems bored, she takes in stray people and then casts them aside when they begin to bore and/or get on her nerves. Some of these strays get their feelers hurt, Brandi, Cedric ect. Unless of course this is all phony in which case I feel Iike an idiot talking about it:)
@Natalie Lol..nope, I think you are spot on.
You do know it’s fake, right?
@BH Kim being off the wagon and emotionally unstable is not fake. And btw…reality shows are not ‘scripted’ as in people are given lines to memorize. Scenarios are needed to make the show interesting. Locations, time of day and events are planned in advance for logistical + permit purposes.
I disagree with you TT about Brandi in regards to her dad. She loves the pity and that is where her tears come from. If she was that upset she should have been by his side or helping her mother care for him. She could have stayed home. I think jumped at the opportunity to cry her poor me crap so that everyone will give her a pass on her bad behavior.
I totally agree with the agenda you attribute to Brandi. It may not be exclusive, but it is definitely present.
Some people can’t go home. Maybe some people didn’t want her home. I don’t blame her from getting shit-faced… that’s her M.O., why would she refrain in times of stress/grief. What I don’t like is her USING the sickness to manipulate LVP/viewers. She was throwing it in Lisa’s face and saying her dad was better than Lisa and Ken. I don’t think they were ever competing. People grieve in their own way, but her behavior had an agenda.
Kim summed up a big part of her problem at the top of the hour in her first talking head. When speaking of Kyle, she said. “She needs to treat me like a healthy older sister.” No. Wrong. Let’s pretend for a second that Kim is healthy. Had she said that Kyle needs to treat her as a healthy sister or a healthy adult that would have been cool. But the “older” sister thing? Kim has zero respect for her sister as an adult or a person for that matter. I hope Kyle finally keeps her at arms length, Kim simply isn’t worth the effort.
You nailed it with the older sibling / younger sibling relationship + I firmly believe Kim is extremely jealous of Kyle’s life.
I have a sister who is an attention whore. When my brother was dying – in hospice. She was making all about her. I told her it’s not about you right now. It’s about Brian and his wife. You can be a drama queen when we get back home. When my mom was sick and dying, same thing – it was about my mom and my dad. It’s extremely hard to lose a parent, I don’t think I will ever get over it. But, I would certainly not be drinking at a party. I was at the hospital, with my dad, until my mom passed. Eating there, when we could eat, sleeping there, not showering or changing, just there. Brandy makes me physically ill. Using her dad’s illness for sympathy. She’s despicable.
This finale made no sense and was totally choppy and annoying. I have never liked Lisa Rinna and ever since I saw how she acted on Celebrity Apprentice I knew that she was a weak coward. The wine throwing and glass smashing was acting and out of character for this wimpy woman. Eileen is nice but boring. If I hear Yo call Brandi “baby” one more time I will strangle her and then she won’t have to worry about Lyme’s disease. Brandi was disgusting as always and I don’t know why Lisa V. approached her in the first place except maybe the producers said, “Go over to her and engage”. It made zero sense.Brandi’s whining about her father was nonsense since she can’t be bothered to go visit him. Monty is terminally ill land looks like death warmed over yet he is out at a party. I have taken care of cancer patients and they DO NOT feel like partying nor are they able to breathe when they have advanced lung cancer. Kim is simply faking the whole Kyle feud thing and it’s apparent to me that she is not sober. I don’t think that she’s drinking..but I do think that she is drugging. Her dried up skin and old looking face can’t be helped by plastering on make-up. Years of abuse will do that to a person. As for Camille…she is as fake as usual and in my opinion far from beautiful. I agree that she’s coming back to the show and that she will soon revert to being bitchy Camille for a story line. Maybe she’ll find herself another ugly foreign member of royalty and become Queen of some unheard of country? Adrienne is a joke…period, end of story. This season has been awful in my opinion filled with false drama and false women. I am not entertained or amused by any of this and if Brandi comes back I probably will stop watching. Enough of this train wreck. Yes, you stop to watch a train wreck but after awhile it gets to you and you have to look away to protect your own mental health. I am sick of drunken women who have no shame and need money and fame so badly that they will sell their souls to Bravo (the devil in disguise). Their lives must be truly empty to do what they are doing.
Yes! Agreed on all points.
A season filled with false drama and false women? Sounds like a typical real housewives show.
Yo calls Brandi “B” – not “baby,” but I agree it does sound like “baby” sometime! I first noticed it at that yoga session or whatever at Yo’s house and again at the spa.
I agree on some other points, but definitely do not think Kim and Kyle’s problems are fake.
So you don’t like anyone on the show, you don’t like fake drama… I don’t think HWs are the shows for you!
“become Queen of some unheard of country?” — He’s a Danish Prince. You know, that unheard of country called Denmark. Granted, he’s probably 1,000th in line for the throne, but still.
Am I the only one who chuckles every time Kim calls Mauricio…MAURICE! Cracks me up.
@LoriNYC, Yes and the TV caption said “Mauricio, Kyle’s husband”. I swear the production team was making fun of the cast on this episode…..
Brandi is always acting, even in the midst of her “breakdowns”. It’s like they’re always peeping out to see if it worked. And Kyle is so stupid, its frustratng. Lisa R. was not going to back down to Kim’s emotional bullying, and who is she to demand anything of Lisa Rinna? And then Kyle comes along, without understanding (or maybe she does) and demands Lisa tell Kim. They totally obfuscated Lisa’s point which is “I dont owe you anything, you dirty skank”.I would be totally frustrated and in awe at this moronic manipulation.
@Rebecca ‘…Kyle is so stupid’ Don’t go there. Kyle has a successful family life, great husband, beautiful smart well behaved kids and owns a business while being a HW. She is clearly drained. And not for nothing, I know they are actors which lends itself to some degree of narcissism but wth wants their older sister in meltdown status on tv every season.?
Ok, I will give her the benefit of the doubt. I just feel bad about how Lisa R. was treated that night, and if it happened to me I would never have anything to do with them again. Kim thinks she can treat people like sh+#.
@rebecca Agreed…Rinna was treated horribly, but she needs to find her Pilates Perfect spine 🙂
Don’t go there? Ok, I will. Kyle IS stupid. She has had enough time, professional advice (go ahead, ask how I know), and friends and family urging her to deal with Kim and her relationship with Kim in a healthy way.
Ill leave it at that, but I could “go there” some more for hours.
@BH Please google ‘stupidity’. Kim’s addiction is not something Kyle has any control over. I have an addict in my family, and I’ve done the support group time to know of what I speak. Thank you.
I don’t know about anyone else, but if another woman (who is clearly not a friend) said the things to me that Kim said to Lisa R. or Eileen, I would have no problem telling her that I am sick to death of her drunk/drug addict behavior and to stay the hell away from me. This is supposed to be reality TV, but these women treat Kim like she is some fragile china doll that will break at the first sign of her hearing the truth about herself.
Agreed. Someone needs to step up and lay into Kim.
I may be in the minority but i don’t think Kim knows jack about Harry or anyone for that matter. She’s deflecting.
That smug face that she makes when she thinks she “has” someone makes me ill. She’s so smarmy.
5 weeks after my brother’s suicide, my mom had to emergency surgery here in our small town. The surgeon botched the surgery, cutting her bladder and intestines but did not tell us…. after 5 days in ICU and the last night here she coded twice, the following day we had her moved to Savannah Memorial Medical Trauma. We spent SEVEN months in the hospital. 2 surgeries to try to repair the damage the first “surgeon” did… the last surgery lasting 15 hours. During our 7 months there, my wonderful father in law was diagnosed with brain cancer and we lost him also. For the whole time my mom was in the hospital, she never spent ONE day alone. Not one. Between me, my daddy and my aunts and uncle someone was always with her. My dad and I stayed during the week and the aunts and uncle would alternate week-ends. Birthday parties for the grands were missed, school functions for my 3 yr old nephew whose daddy took his life were missed, a lot of my bills fells behind. My beautiful hubby worked all the overtime he could to afford me to stay at a motel in Savannah but when his dad fell ill, he had to miss work also. It was truly the roughest year of our lives and I can promise you None of us were EVER at a bar, a rest. the movies or anyplace like that. Production, Producers or contracts be DAMNED, If her dad were truly dying like she claimed then that speaks volumes at the type of daughter she is to be shit faced on camera at a social function while here dad was “dying”. Any slight compassion(and I do mean a tiny sliver) I may have had for Brandi for her concerning her ill father vanished at that scene. She’s disgusting in every aspect of her life as far as I’m concerned. Even as a parent. You should be the example that your children aspire to be as adults, not something they have to overcome
loving – Your pain is pretty obvious and I’m really sorry what your family went thru. I’m in a very similar situation right now, since Oct. But you came thru it and hopefully you are ‘lovinglife’ now.
Not to defend Brandi in any way but my feeling is that she’s more similar to Kim in her polluted decision making than she is dissimilar. She’s as arrested in development as Kim. And you had a husband to support you during that time; while Brandi thinks her fame is paper in her pocket and any time on tv is $$.
I really liked your last sentence, if only more parents took that approach.
lovinlife63 your statement “You should be the example that your children aspire to be as adults, not something they have to overcome.” is right on target. It not only speaks to Brandi’s rude, crude and socially unacceptable behavior but also to parents that don’t prepare their children for life and allow them to think the world owes them everything. This is another example of something the child would have to overcome to have a good life.
If you have kids, part of parenting is setting an example. But even if you don’t, you need to have pride and respect for yourself and act responsibly toward other beings on this planet. LVP hit the nail on the head when she said that Brandi didn’t love herself. She’s a narcissist who hates herself. The self-mutilation says it all. This is no longer her parents’ fault. It’s Brandi’s refusal to own up to her misbehavior and work on her failings.
I don’t even have kids but when I was a teacher we were under strict moral turpitude clauses. There is no way I would have had this blog where I call everyone imaginative foul names. Even if there was not such a clause, when you are responsible for a child’s growth, even if it is only for a year, you take great precautions to avoid showing your ass, literally in Brandi’s case in public. I tried not to buy alcohol where I might run into a student. And all of those years of no cussing is why I am such a potty mouth now. I have YEARS of saved up profanity (although I did air a lot out under anonymous Internet names previously. 🙂
Telling everyone on Twitter you are a good mother or a good friend is not the same as actually being one. If you are either of those things people will say that about you, and you won’t have to toot your own horn.
On Wed, Mar 25, 2015 at 9:57 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Being an educator is so hard. I had to move from high school to university because what the high schoolers needed from me were wrapped in red tape and “against district policy.” But I couldn’t walk by all the homeless and foster kids that were being abused, hungry, dirty, with 2 shirts and no where to sleep at night and act like it wasn’t my job. I know to teach with longevity you can’t get involved… but i also needed to sleep at night. I salute anyone who has worked for very little money trying to help raise other people’s children… substitute teachers, aids, cafeteria workers… it’s often times a thankless job. I’ve been very lucky to have received so much love and thankfulness, which has kept me going. Please, everyone, think about volunteering, donating coats, doing food drives, or donating old computers or gift cards (alternative schools have less red tape).
I noticed Brandi told her flunky/roommate to put her phone and Xanax in her purse before leaving for the party. Right away at the party, she told Yolanda, I believe, she didn’t want to talk about her dad that night. She must use Xanax like others use aspirin, and while drinking. Must be her party pills. I knew she was drunk, and probably medicated, when she started bawling at LVP. I doubt her unbecoming behavior is scripted more than 10% of the time that she acts like an disgraceful ass.
So she acts that crazy even after Xanax? I thought that was supposed to calm you down. Very dangerous to combine that with alcohol.
Still the hate Brandi show I see. Kyle clearly created and inserted herself smack in the middle of drama that had nothing to do with her, but lets not talk about that, lets talk about how Brandi emotionally bullies poor Lisa V. who obviously is a victim here and very hurt.
Pfff, I’ll come back to check in 2016 and see if there is some intellect and empathy to be found here. Peace.
@Din ‘if there is some intellect and empathy here’ IF? Intellect – in spades. Empathy – sounds like you see BG in yourself. If so, get some help. Seriously.
Wow. Mean. You could just ignore it. I’m sure not everyone agrees with you.
@BH Pardon?
You cannot be serious. None of the women are perfect, but Brandi just takes everything way too far. The sloppy drunkenness and attacks on others, the sluttiness, the carelessness for what she puts out for the world to see, the potential humiliation of her children. Even though the rest of the women have their issues, at least they try to conduct themselves with a degree of decency in public.
Bye
That was intended for Din
Idiot.
Please stop confusing empathy with tolerance. I was once a 7 year old girl too. So with that experience, I am COMPLETELY empathetic. As a mature, analytical, adult, I am not tolerant of her destructive and calculating behavior. Jabs at my intellect, and the other commenters, only adds doubts about yours. Peace.
Well said Chay Eday.
I know right?! All Brandi did is call LVP a liar, accused her of magazinegate, that she is bankrupt, lives in the valley, bought a $9.99 bacground ck for dirt in her and slapped her! The lack of compassion here for poor Brandi is truly appaling! Smh
Am I the only one that remembers this low rent Prince from the Millionaire Matchmaker? He couldn’t shut up about being a Prince and it grated on Patti’s nerves. If I recall correctly, his date was semi-successful, I say semi-successful because he’s CLEARLY single now.
I’m pretty srue they are two different fake princes.
Tanya, please read the commenting rules. You can’t seriously believe some site knows who much money everyone on the planet has individually, CAN YOU? Your post has been removed.
Much like the dozens of comments about the book y’all cannot shut the fuck up about.
On Wed, Mar 25, 2015 at 7:05 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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A thousand pardons Madame TT 🙂
What was Adrienne doing?? The whole party was a mess. Similar to her. I like Eileen but she’s too sane for these maniacs. Lisa R has become wishy- washy. Kim and Brandi are just pathetic. End of story.
Totally agree with your comment on Lisa R being wishy washy…and I had high hopes for her. Oh well.
Ok maybe I’m being simple, but don’t the housewives usually watch the episodes when we do? The ones who blog have said it’s hard to go back that far in time to revisit their emotions. If Kim has seen the episodes especially the one where Brandi and Lisa R discuss the intervention, does Kim know the truth now? Are they still butt buddies or are they no longer speaking because Kim actually knows that Brandi threw her under the bus? It appears through social media that Kim and Kyle are still not on good terms. I mean if Kim saw the episode she has to know that Lisa R was telling the truth and Brandi ratted her out about the patch and about how much worse Kim was than everyone knew. Maybe Kim has just stuck her head in the sand like the ostrich she is and refuses to see the truth.
I don’t think Kim watches the show like the others do.
I am sure Kim explains all this away. No matter what Kyle does for her she can’t win. It’s truly sad! I don’t care how close Brandi and Kim are, when Brandi threw Kyle’s marriage under the bus, Kim should have told her to stfu. Stating she didn’t hear it is Bs! This is the brother in law that supports her. I really think Kim is mentally challenged. Maybe she was born this way? Drugs? Alcohol?
Lisa was right when she said that Kim will believe what she wants to believe. Facts do not change her mind. Sadly, that is the case for a lot of substance abusers. I don’t think it always causes damage. I do, however, think it infects your psyche and cements damage.
Brandi is a total shit.
That’s all I got.
You got it in one.
Short and to the point.
You are so right. Unresolved issues never truly go away…just ignored. I’m always suspicious of families that have multiple kids in the same profession. Like having all doctors or all actors or whatever. I feel they
were either pushed into it or chose it to get the same attention/pride. I know I’m generalizing but it DOES creep me out a bit.
I saw that peckerwood on Millionaire Matchmaker too. He was skeevy then too. Ew.
This is what Lisa R. should have said “Kim, I no longer care about you. I will not speak to you again, except at the reunion. And if you ever threaten me or my family again, I will sue you. So get outta my face!”And then not get drawn in to the family dynamic again. Because, that stuff is sick and debilitating to everyone but the addicts.
Wow TT you went easy on Brandi!! That scene with Lisa V was so confusing! Did lisa go to get yelled at for not accepting Brandi’s apology? Did brandi just use her father’s condition for sympathy and an excuse why Lisa should love her back? I wanted to replay it but I just wasn’t emotionally invested! I pray that Brandi’s dad is better but she said he was dying that they are in the ICU 24 hours! Where do they live? Any ways I’m sorry that whole scene just showed that someone was being a cunt!
That’s Maurice’s mother, Estella. Paul gave her a facelift during season 1 or 2.
Total speculation, but I bet Estella is a big part of how Kyle escaped the crazy that is Kim.
Yeah, I think Estella is a shrink too. Like for real and licensed shrink.
On Thu, Mar 26, 2015 at 9:01 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Ahhhmmm what did she look like before I wonder because she looks more like Camille! Why is she playing match maker for Camille? I’m so interested in her back story now lol!
I haven’t watched the finale yet. Sometimes (very often actually) the recaps are better because they spare braincells than watching the fuckwittery.
Omg. Beasts of the Southern Wild. That scene about KILLED me
Thank you Frosty. I think that is why I had so much compassion for Brandi last night. That scene still haunts me!
On Wed, Mar 25, 2015 at 9:05 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Lisa R totally backpedaled. Kathy Hilton always looks like a Stepford wife.
“You’re doing magic now?”
Ha ha ha, made all my watching worth it.p
Work prevented me from seeing the episode so I had to tape it. However, work did not keep me from keeping up on TT’s recap and all the usual witty comments. So much funny to read it before viewing it!
Now after 2 days of speaking at a conference, I finally get to see my taped episode.
OMG—-I must be reeeaallly tired because all I remember is Kyle talking really fast and saying over and over ” Lisa told me that Brandi said to you that you said to Kim that she told Tamara and she went to Chay who told Gessiewtf who then told Lisamia who whispered to Tee Cee who then told Calpatti……
I admit I am very tired and could be confused. It is all running together at this point.
For real! That is so how it sounded!
LOL, glad I was there, somewhere.
It just occurred to me that I dont know why Kim is mad at Kyle. I saw Kyle support her and say that she has never seen Kim like that other than at poker night. I saw Brandi causing crap between them but has Kim ever said what Kyle did to her this season for her to not want to even be friends with Kyle? Is she blaming her for Lisa Rinna? I get Kim is delusional but what is the delusion about again??
She hates Kyle. Period. I don’t think Kyle has to do anything to get that type of reaction/behavior from Kim.
It takes a deranged person to despise their younger sibling. The jealousy runs deep. I’ve dealt with similar BS my entire life. My only sister (8yrs older) has pulled more underhanded low down shit than I care to remember. Over the last 50yrs – from physically assaulting me (numerous times), spreading vicious lies (countless times), to apologizing only to set me up — for my own physical, mental, & fiscal health I’ve had to totally cut ties. Occasionally out of boredom(?), she still pulls some stunts – but at least now the family’s on to her because I’ve had zero contact for years (but I expect WWIII when my elderly parents pass & she’s not left what she’s greedily expecting).
In fact she needs her damn ass kicked!
Camille looks freaking AMAZING … OMG the face, skin, body … Flawless .. Ok the peek-a-boo dress wasn’t my cup of tea.. She doesnt need to dress like that for attention, she is so beautiful ..I would prefer her to take on Yolanda’s style. I would love her to end up with a Prince just to stick it to Kelsey Grammer.
Regarding brandi’s shoo flies comment … Hasn’t brandi hover batted where she isn’t invited eavesdropping on peoples conversations in the past?
Brandi needs to lay off the fillers .. Her face is so bloated and she is getting a mouth like the Joker at the corners.
Kyle looks beautiful, her skin lovely. Kim looks terrible this season. Yolanda has such a fab body and always wearing something I would gag to own myself. I dont like Lisa V’s hair with the bump it thingo in the back, it ages her. She looks so pretty with more movement in her hair.
I hope they bring Camille back next season
The book yall cannot shut the fuck about-that’s fine, remove the comment, but I am still empathetic for Kyle because of it they way you are empathetic for Brandi for your experience.
Long time reader, first time poster. I know I am a little late to the party with this so I apologize in advance if this has already been commented on…but did anybody catch the way Brandi was pointing and flailing her hands around in Lisa V’s face while she was screeching about how much better her dad was than any of them? And wasn’t it brandi who claimed -to Kyle-on the boat dinner that that was the same thing as hitting? She keeps calling everyone a hypocrite, but she needs to look in the mirror. And look up the definition because she clearly doesn’t know what it means, as seen on WWHL.
I just realized what Brandi’s drunken rantings at Lisa V about her dad’s hospitalization reminded me of.
It was like Mica from “Blood, Sweat, and Heels” did at Brie’s parents’ house at the Hamptons. Remember when Mica showed up and said her dad had just died “and these bitches think it’s funny”. She was drunk and ranting and raving and using a family death as a reason for the abuse, just like Brandi did at Adrienne’s party.
Not to diminish the death of a parent, of course, but why go to a party and drunkenly show your ass over it? tSay home and show your ass.
Exactly. Or should I type exACTly! They are not close friends, so why would Lisa be there for her? A total calculated ACT. That type of behavior is a big reason I made my video about her.
Am I evil for looking forward to tonights episode 1 of the reunion? Is that why I have a stomach ache? Will Kim scream at someone or play the I’m-too-cool-for-school card? Will they bring up tampon string within the first 10 minutes? Things I will contemplate as I grocery shop …