Anyway, I am in some weird headspace so let’s just get through this recap. I want to be off work and back to just chatting with y’all. I apologize in advance for being a slackard.
I just zipped through the stuff from first look which was unimportant to me. Normally I would pre blog that but we can skip it. It does seem Camille could be back though…Thoughts?
I zipped through Brandi and her dad. I don’t give a shit about her. Or her dad.
Now I am watching Kim getting shit tons of makeup applied. I almost want to do that. It’s been years since I modeled. Then I could put up a really sexy hot pic of me, and freak you all out. With all the plaster they put on, I would totally put them to shame with the equal amount of plaster. LOL. I do believe that Yo likes Brandi’s blue collar dad. I have rich friends that love and care for me. It happens.
I love how Monty walks in with his current wife/girlfriend/they never mention her as “Kim’s Ex” Trust me she is not his caretaker or her significant other. Apparently being on RHOBH is on his bucket list. What? Too soon?
Oh Kim allowing “your sobriety” to be your storyline is fucking ridiculous. A) You are not sober and 2) shut up!
THAT MOMENT RIGHT THERE BRAVO! That is what we want to see Eileen and Rinna talking about work. Rinna says my husband is working again, playing a gay guy again. TWICE IN A ROW! lol. That was a moment we want to see and such a fucking small part of the show.
I don’t know how old Camille is but I bow down to her. She looks fucking amazing in that outfit. Like a 20 year old. I don’t understand how it is possible. But I am in AWE of her and think she should just go naked all the time.
So wtf. I am um nonsober blogging so this whole thing with Lisa and drunk Brandi? IDGI. Brandi is drunk out of her mind and worried about her Daddy. I give her all the passes in the world for this scene. When you think your Daddy might die… You get all the passes in all the world and all the love from me. I am so very sorry that Brandi’s dad is ill. It is the most awful thing EVER.
Oh god. I just want to hug Brandi.
That doesn’t mean I want any contact with her. If I were Lisa. But I would not wish her ill. I watched a movie tonight, Southern Wild something. There was a poignant moment when the dying daddy who was an asshole said, “EVERYONE’S DADDY DIES!” to an eight year old. And she says, “Not my Daddy.” I am still pissed off my Daddy died.
Can I just end this recap here? and have the rest of you talk about it? I can’t.