Technically it is too early in the week to be paying attention to housewives blogs but I’m getting emails about Nene’s this week and everyone seems a bit worked up about the ghostwriter’s dramatics this week. Couple that with the fact that I have fallen into a downward spiral of staying up too late drinking and then napping for too long during the day and I am all about taking the blogger’s path of least resistance this week. So let me try to stay awake long enough to get out my purple pen.
Nene’s ghostwriter begins….
Don’t you just love the dramatics of the Real Housewives Of Atlanta? I loved how Dr. Jeff was saying “Nene, you’re going to that place again.” “Nene, you’re getting angry,” as I calmly walked to my car.
You seem very confused about what it means to calmly walk away. Screaming over people as the are calmly talking to you in a therapy session and then jumping up to grab up enough luggage to reasonably request a bell hop to assist you while storming out of the room and then going behind the valet stand demanding “a black Range Rover” all the while suggesting that the therapist license needs to be revoked for daring to allow others to speak in group therapy is not calmly walking to your car.
He’s got a job to do too, right? How well do I know how that works? It works about as well as those blue cards he was reading off of with all the producer’s notes on them! LOL!
Like the ones Randy the lawyer uses for all the fake legal scenes? You act like this is the first scripted scene you have participated in in seven seasons. The thing about the script is there is always someone who is given a different script from the rest. This time it was you.
The things they try to do to turn the viewers against you!
Yes, production does love to turn viewers against people. Like having everyone call someone on the show a whore for two seasons. Or calling that same someone bipolar. Yet the mere mention of the word by bipolar had your fleeing for the door. Or having the veterans berate the new ladies each season. Generally calling them all whores and discussing their genitalia at the dinner table. We are all well aware how it goes. Only this time, you are not immune to being on the receiving end.
Over the years I’ve learned you have to get up from the table when love is no longer being served!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Worst ghost written line ever. Nene never contemplates love. Especially not between these ladies. Nene is all about the money.
Everyone came prepared to blame one person and that one person seemed to be me! Since I am the one that has divided the cast, let me take full responsibility for Porsha and Kenya fighting at the reunion!
See? Confession is good for the soul. You can share responsibility for this with Phaedra though since the two of you set Porsha up for the entire situation. The way you two explained to her before the reunion that her job depended on bringing the drama and amped her up and pointed her at Kenya? That was some of your best work. You two are diabolical together.
I’m totally responsible for Porsha and Claudia not getting along at all this season.
Yes, you are. Since Porsha was the only one who would film with you, and You were the only one who would film with Porsha, it was quite simple to use Porsha to do your bidding. Porsha is such an idiot, she doesn’t even get she is your little foot soldier.
I must take full responsibility for Claudia and Kenya saying Porsha is dating a married African man.
Well, we sure didn’t see you step up to support your new BFF, Porsha. Not a word from you about it not being true. How many times have you proclaimed to be a good friend to Porsha? Why didn’t you defend Porsha on the van in Puerto Rico? That is not being a good friend, Nene.
Now you know I had everything to do with Cynthia and Porsha falling out!
Cynthia and Porsha were never friends. When your behavior crossed the line with Cynthia and you lost your best, most loyal, soldier, Cynthia no longer had any desire to be around the THOT with a mugshot. So you are correct, the fact that these two don’t hang out has everything to do with you.
I can now say I had a hand in Cynthia saying Phaedra is cheating with Mr. Chocolate. Phaedra, Kenya & Apollo wouldn’t be having their problem if it wasn’t for me, hunni.
Ah, the ghostwriter has read our notes on her last blog. She got the “hunni” right this week although it is used at an unusual point in the conversation.
I am definitely the common denominator to Kandi and Phaedra’s friendship problems. Lord knows I did everything wrong in my friendship with Cynthia!
Not just the Lord, but every mortal with a fully developed capacity for logical thought.
For those who didn’t know, I am the reason Todd doesn’t want to have sex with Kandi and I was the reason Porsha and Kordell divorced.
Well you and the clan did go to a lot of effort to point out to Porsha that she was in a shitty marriage. As for Todd and Kandi, you seem very pissed off with Kandi these days and have worked very hard and very successfully to drive a wedge between Kandi and Phaedra. So there is that.
Now that I have admitted all of my problems with the help of Dr. Jeff, can we all take a trip together and continue to pretend I am the problem because that’s what you were told to do!
No, we can’t do that. We can’t do that because you had a tantrum and left therapy. And then you decided to play your “blot clot” card to avoid having to go on a trip with the ladies. And you stomped out of Phaedra’s charity event that attempted to film once everyone was back from the trip. In fact, you tantrums continue now, just days before the reunion. I predict you will storm out of the reunion at least once if not multiple times because it’s not going to be a pleasant one for you.
PS: Kandi, I always knew you didn’t like me but you truly showed me how hateful and jealous you are! You don’t have a real reason to be mad. You should be mad that you were MIA on your friend but you chose to throw salt on me because I was just a shoulder for Phaedra. There’s no where in this season where you see me saying negative things about you! You said all those things about me because you fail as a friend! If I were you, I would call Dr. Jeff for help #girlbye
There are many things one could legitimately come for Kandi about. You however have absolutely no legitimate beef with Kandi. She has filmed with you season after season when everyone else refused. She even went to Miami with you one season when she would have much preferred root canal. I truly hope you step to her at the reunion though. Kandi is not in a very happy place and her inner ghetto bitch is highly likely to drag you if you do.
And I’m looking forward to seeing Karma in action.
Kandi wasn’t hateful at the therapy session. She was being honest.
In Nene’s world, that IS being hateful.
@Cat, she sure was. @Debs it sure is!
Agreed! Nene just seems to have always had an issue with Kandi for no apparent reason. I honestly think she is jealous of Kandi. Kandi has an actual talent, Nene doesn’t and Kandi can probably buy and sell Nene. That does not sit well with Nene’s ego.
@Sosidity, yep, remember the first season when Kandi came on, and Nene was so critical of her singing and of her in general and they got into it? Nene thought she could bully Kandi into backing down, but it didn’t work. And I think she has only pretended to like Kandi since then.
kandi presented the truth in a very calm manner and Nene couldn’t handle it. I watched it twice looking for the disrespect that set her off and couldn’t find it.
Terrible ghost writer. Let’s imagine Nene really using “common denominator” in a sentence.
“Hunni, I never listen to that Common, De-nominator”
“Hunni, this black Range Rover ain’t common, de-nominator!”
This wig is the one, gurl…..It’s the common de-nomina-TOR!!!
Maybe “comin’ di-numanator”…..?
I know it makes her feel smart to use math language, but I think it’s more accurate to call NeNe the greatest common factor. Especially because of her divisive nature.
@Tampamom: I misread your name as TamponMom & thought, “why is Brandi Glanville reading TT?”
I did the same thing!!! Had to re-read it!!!
Yasss Hunni, she so common! Wit de nominator hanging out all ovah da place! She need to tuck that nominator.
On Tue, Mar 24, 2015 at 6:39 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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LOL! Can you imagine Nene even knowing what the phrase “common denominator” (as in, “I am the common denominator in Kandi and Phaedra’s friendship problems”) means, let alone using it (almost) correctly in a written sentence?? Ghostwriter not hidin’ her tracks very well, hunni!!
Hunni, do you want some tissues for your issues?
lol!
UUGGH! It must be exhausting to live in that negative space.
Not for Nene. That space is where she “shines” because she is so clever and everyone is jealous of her bright rising star(dom).
Another response might have been, “Wow, I was so stressed out from studying for BROADWAY that I just didn’t have it in me to hear that every woman had issues with me! I should have scheduled the “cancelling” session, yes, the one I set up, for a time when I had less on my plate. Or maybe I shouldn’t have set it up at all. Either way, I was completely shocked that the women were so upset with me!”
At least it would’ve sounded like someone didn’t go home and beat up Gregg and send hate-texts to her fellow castmates and leave menacing voicemails for Dr. Jeff.
Nene is conceited. She can talk/call everybody else names but when you step to her she can’t handle the truth.
Dr. Jeff told her she would be included in the group and not given special treatment. When she went to set up the session she was all for it, then she finds out she is the root to all the problems with fellow cast mate previous and current.
I can’t believe that crooked Dr. Jeff let the others speak about Nene in such a way!
Actually, I kept waiting for her to say, “Remember who hired you and who is writing your check, Dr. Jeff!”
And just still can’t find a therapist that serves champagne.
You’re joking right?
Wow! Unbelievable…. Nene is the problem…. Don’t you get it?!? She is divisive.
Bravo wrote Dr. Jeff’s check. She better not have said that bullshit, so Andy can clarify with receipts!!
Oh, remind me what Nene has that Kandi is so jealous of.
A neutered lap-dog-yes-man named Gregg? Maybe she’s jealous that she hasn’t got Todd trained up like that yet.
Well all she has to do, is unscrew those little ballies, put them in her purse and let Todd carry them around (like Gregg does) and re-attach them as needed.
Or maybe it’s her wigs….
Hahaha @ redhotmama! Right!!
That second pic of Nene though…ugh! Good choice TT!
Nene thinks she can just say whatever she wants and people blindly agree. She isn’t even smart enough to realize most people see how hard she has to work to stay as ignorant as she is. It’s a choice people.
Oh how I would love to see Kandi open a can of whoop ass on nene. Please, if there is a god…
Can’t y’all just imagine Kandi, her mama, and her aunties just straight going in on Nene. That would be the funniest thing ever. I would almost feel sorry for her. Almost.
Yeah that would be like some midgets (don’t mean that in a derogatory way) taking down a big redwood or sequoia tree.
Gregg (in that weird voice/cadence of his) would jump in to try to save “his Queen”, but Kandi’s oldest aunt (forget her name) would drag Gregg across the floor a la Porsha at the reunion.
@redhotmama – I started laughing at the thought of that, and I almost choked!
NeNe would lead that pack. Birds of a feather always flock together…
This reunion better be good. Andy has been known to punk out on asking the good questions!
This is the absolute best assessment and read of NeNe, point blank, period!
Amen. Sister, Tamara. Amen.
The delusion is real. Nene lives in her own world where everyone is out to get her. Her insecurity is nauseating.
Nene needs to take a long look in a mirror and figure out why she’s so ignorant and hateful…
I’m convinced Bravo let loose this heifer because they recognized early on that she was too ignorant to know that she was the perfect idiot to laugh at but also it would be equally as funny to watch the people she antagonizes as well. She has no clue. She really doesn’t. But I realize the joke is on her and us. The fall will be hard.
That first picture of NeNe saying “cause I don’t want to” sums her up, expression and all. Brash, bossy, and bitchy.
I used to like NeNe, and I remember sitting in front of the TV crying when she was having a talk with Bryson on an earlier episode, because she seemed to be sincere and it just brought back memories of when I was a single mom (for 10 years) and I could empathize with her. I miss that NeNe. Now she’s just bitter and silly.
Sorry. That Nene is gone and I do not see her coming back. I hope you had more success bringing up your children than she did. Honestly, not even as a dig at Nene, I can’t imagine being a single mother and I am sure you did the very best you could for your children. Single moms have some of the hardest jobs in the world.
TT, Did Kandi respond to her nonsense? I can hear her saying, why would I be jealous of nene? heehee (in Kandi’s voice). If porsha wasn’t so simple minded she’d know that nene is just using her. #fixporshajesus
Just had to drop by: Isn’t that one of Zora Neal Hurston’s quote? The ‘leave the table when love is no longer being served?’ If it’s not Ms. Zora’s, it’s some other acclaimed author…did her ghostwriter even apply proper credit there? Other than that, this blog/comments definitely summed up perfectly how it’d be impossible for Kandi to EVER be jealous of Nene. It laughable.
Its in a Nina Simone song entitled You Got to Learn
No, just checked, that was Nina Simone that said that: To leave the table when love is no longer being served. Thought I’d do what that ghostwriter didn’t.
Yeah, it’s from a song.
@Viv HA! That seals it…she’s not deep enough to quote Ms. Simone. Prof. Ghost for sure.
Her behavior will never change as long as her actions are being praised by her legion of fans. Nothing about what she did was acceptable and this explanation is just “so nasty and so rude”. If any of us conducted ourselves the way that she does on TV we would probably be unemployed. I think Andy is getting his ultimate revenge for how she treated him at the reunion and on various appearances on his WWHL show. Most of her core fans couldn’t stand her prior to this season, and this season is pulling away a good majority of people away from her. The only ones defending her right now are the ratchet ones prone to violence.
So true
Crazy bitch is the new normal. NeNe isn’t going away anytime soon.
Nene’s jealousy toward Kandi is ridiculous. She has legitimate success and is respected in her industry. Even the sex toy businesses is success. I remember when Kim said that Kandi was the real rich bitch, Nene almost lost her wig.
Looking forward to the trip to Manila sans NeNe. Hope Kandi goes ‘bourghetto’ on Nene at the reunion. Maybe they’ll bring her back to reality.
Cleary the Ms. Butterworth object d’art has had some work done recently (photoshop). She’s wearing what appears to be a blonde wig. Is that Nene’s mini me?
The delusion is alarming with this nasty woman. I can’t believe there was a point where I loved her & took up for her. I always thought she and Kim were two birds of a feather so I didn’t pay much mind to what Kim said about her, but the way she came for Kandi over and over during the second season should have been a red flag. I was so done when she called Cynthia a mean girl. Denial ain’t just a river.