Technically it is too early in the week to be paying attention to housewives blogs but I’m getting emails about Nene’s this week and everyone seems a bit worked up about the ghostwriter’s dramatics this week. Couple that with the fact that I have fallen into a downward spiral of staying up too late drinking and then napping for too long during the day and I am all about taking the blogger’s path of least resistance this week. So let me try to stay awake long enough to get out my purple pen.
Nene’s ghostwriter begins….
Don’t you just love the dramatics of the Real Housewives Of Atlanta? I loved how Dr. Jeff was saying “Nene, you’re going to that place again.” “Nene, you’re getting angry,” as I calmly walked to my car.
You seem very confused about what it means to calmly walk away. Screaming over people as the are calmly talking to you in a therapy session and then jumping up to grab up enough luggage to reasonably request a bell hop to assist you while storming out of the room and then going behind the valet stand demanding “a black Range Rover” all the while suggesting that the therapist license needs to be revoked for daring to allow others to speak in group therapy is not calmly walking to your car.
He’s got a job to do too, right? How well do I know how that works? It works about as well as those blue cards he was reading off of with all the producer’s notes on them! LOL!
Like the ones Randy the lawyer uses for all the fake legal scenes? You act like this is the first scripted scene you have participated in in seven seasons. The thing about the script is there is always someone who is given a different script from the rest. This time it was you.
The things they try to do to turn the viewers against you!
Yes, production does love to turn viewers against people. Like having everyone call someone on the show a whore for two seasons. Or calling that same someone bipolar. Yet the mere mention of the word by bipolar had your fleeing for the door. Or having the veterans berate the new ladies each season. Generally calling them all whores and discussing their genitalia at the dinner table. We are all well aware how it goes. Only this time, you are not immune to being on the receiving end.
Over the years I’ve learned you have to get up from the table when love is no longer being served!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Worst ghost written line ever. Nene never contemplates love. Especially not between these ladies. Nene is all about the money.
Everyone came prepared to blame one person and that one person seemed to be me! Since I am the one that has divided the cast, let me take full responsibility for Porsha and Kenya fighting at the reunion!
See? Confession is good for the soul. You can share responsibility for this with Phaedra though since the two of you set Porsha up for the entire situation. The way you two explained to her before the reunion that her job depended on bringing the drama and amped her up and pointed her at Kenya? That was some of your best work. You two are diabolical together.
I’m totally responsible for Porsha and Claudia not getting along at all this season.
Yes, you are. Since Porsha was the only one who would film with you, and You were the only one who would film with Porsha, it was quite simple to use Porsha to do your bidding. Porsha is such an idiot, she doesn’t even get she is your little foot soldier.
I must take full responsibility for Claudia and Kenya saying Porsha is dating a married African man.
Well, we sure didn’t see you step up to support your new BFF, Porsha. Not a word from you about it not being true. How many times have you proclaimed to be a good friend to Porsha? Why didn’t you defend Porsha on the van in Puerto Rico? That is not being a good friend, Nene.
Now you know I had everything to do with Cynthia and Porsha falling out!
Cynthia and Porsha were never friends. When your behavior crossed the line with Cynthia and you lost your best, most loyal, soldier, Cynthia no longer had any desire to be around the THOT with a mugshot. So you are correct, the fact that these two don’t hang out has everything to do with you.
I can now say I had a hand in Cynthia saying Phaedra is cheating with Mr. Chocolate. Phaedra, Kenya & Apollo wouldn’t be having their problem if it wasn’t for me, hunni.
Ah, the ghostwriter has read our notes on her last blog. She got the “hunni” right this week although it is used at an unusual point in the conversation.
I am definitely the common denominator to Kandi and Phaedra’s friendship problems. Lord knows I did everything wrong in my friendship with Cynthia!
Not just the Lord, but every mortal with a fully developed capacity for logical thought.
For those who didn’t know, I am the reason Todd doesn’t want to have sex with Kandi and I was the reason Porsha and Kordell divorced.
Well you and the clan did go to a lot of effort to point out to Porsha that she was in a shitty marriage. As for Todd and Kandi, you seem very pissed off with Kandi these days and have worked very hard and very successfully to drive a wedge between Kandi and Phaedra. So there is that.
Now that I have admitted all of my problems with the help of Dr. Jeff, can we all take a trip together and continue to pretend I am the problem because that’s what you were told to do!
No, we can’t do that. We can’t do that because you had a tantrum and left therapy. And then you decided to play your “blot clot” card to avoid having to go on a trip with the ladies. And you stomped out of Phaedra’s charity event that attempted to film once everyone was back from the trip. In fact, you tantrums continue now, just days before the reunion. I predict you will storm out of the reunion at least once if not multiple times because it’s not going to be a pleasant one for you.
PS: Kandi, I always knew you didn’t like me but you truly showed me how hateful and jealous you are! You don’t have a real reason to be mad. You should be mad that you were MIA on your friend but you chose to throw salt on me because I was just a shoulder for Phaedra. There’s no where in this season where you see me saying negative things about you! You said all those things about me because you fail as a friend! If I were you, I would call Dr. Jeff for help #girlbye
There are many things one could legitimately come for Kandi about. You however have absolutely no legitimate beef with Kandi. She has filmed with you season after season when everyone else refused. She even went to Miami with you one season when she would have much preferred root canal. I truly hope you step to her at the reunion though. Kandi is not in a very happy place and her inner ghetto bitch is highly likely to drag you if you do.
And I’m looking forward to seeing Karma in action.