LOL. I was looking for a pic for this, and all of my site photos came up, and someone has added my term to the urban dictionary. I guess I am famous. Famouser.
You’d be surprised to know how many people email me at [email protected] to ask me advice. Up until now, I’ve been answering those privately. But starting tomorrow, I’ll be starting a new thing for the less serious more light-hearted questions. Just send your questions to me with the subject line, “Hey TT! Am I The Cunt Satchel?” and I will assess your situation and let you know if You ARE the Cunt Satchel in the situation or if you are NOT the Cunt Satchel in the situation Or sometimes You may not be the ONLY Cunt Satchel in the situation. So send me whatever you want to ask me. Don’t use people’s real life entire names (unless they are real housewives and you are too, lol) And I will let you know who is the cunt satchel. Got a problem with a coworker? Is your student’s mother the person who restocks the towels in your gym? Is your friend acting strange? Does your man do some weird shit? Just ask TT. I will tell you who the cunt satchel is.
Just be warned. You may not like my answer.
Who Is The Cunt Satchel? Starts Sunday 3/22 in like the afternoon… lol
I can’t wait!
Send a Q The first one is about obnoxious churren. lol.
On Sun, Mar 22, 2015 at 2:07 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I love the idea. I quit the housewives of everything – so I am limited with comments on those topics. Now this should be fun.
PS. the way Atlanta wives pronounce “children”, I hear: chewdren; another one is “ask”, I hear: aks – those get me every time.
TT – isn’t it “churrens”? Or is that a South Carolina variation?
Congrats!
Lol. Omg TT can’t wait. Brilliant idea
Do we email you the questions or just post them in the comments? Does this question make me a count satchel?
Guess I have to add “cunt” to my spell checker dictionary!
âYes, yes it does.
And you email them. Thus the email addy in the post.
On Sun, Mar 22, 2015 at 2:32 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Lol.. I love this!
But will you address how to “de-cuntsatchel” if you do indeed deem the submitter as such? 🙂
You are so much fun, TT, and I love you for it!
Finally REAL reality
I like it!
Brilliant!
I already know I’m usually the cunt satchel so it will be awesome to find my people!!
Oh –also, I just want to tell you it’s always a lot of fun for me to wake up in the morning and see where your brain has taken you in the wee hours of the morning TT!!!
You are going to post these, right?! I can’t wait!
It’s like if dear Abby said what people really thought. I love this idea.
This is genius. Can’t wait!
It was my exact thought @tb, the second I read it!
TT I like, I like! I have so many “probing questions” to ask you, like what is your take on the ‘real’ meaning of life and such…lol love you TT!
TT: you’re finna break the internet!
This is gonna be AWESOME!
I’m afraid to look at the carnage that will be left
You’ve already commented in so many words to my comments that I’m a cunt satchel so I already know your opinion about me.
I love this! Congratulations!
Eagerly anticipating the snark, you crotchety heifer!
Fab idea. The only thing I know is that I wouldn’t need to e mail you often. In this changing world of the “entitled” and “kumbaya”, I am the clear minority; ergo, a BONE FIDE, CHARTER MEMBER CS. California bites in that regard. My Mother always told me that speaking and living my truth would be a bumpy road!
This is so delicious. I think this is going to be my new favorite mini series of yours!!!
On this one TT, I love you, but “a mans’ got to know his limitations” (clint eastwood movie) and I know mine. So I am afraid, very afraid and won’t be participating in this one. But I will gleefully read your responses to others who are brave enough to wade into ‘cuntsatchel land’ 🙂