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New Feature: Hey TT! Am I The Cunt Satchel?

March 22, 2015 by tamaratattles 30 Comments

I love that this picture came up first for cunt satchels, from my post.
I love that this picture came up first for cunt satchels, from my post.

LOL. I was looking for  a pic for this, and all of my site photos came up, and someone has added my term to the urban dictionary. I guess I am famous. Famouser.

You’d be surprised to know how many people email me at  [email protected] to ask me advice. Up  until now, I’ve been answering those privately. But starting tomorrow, I’ll be starting a new thing for the less serious more light-hearted questions. Just send your questions to me with the subject line, “Hey TT! Am I The Cunt Satchel?”  and  I will assess your situation and let you know if You ARE the Cunt Satchel in the situation or if you are NOT the Cunt Satchel in the situation Or sometimes You may not be the ONLY Cunt Satchel in the situation. So send me whatever you want to ask me. Don’t use people’s real life entire names (unless they are real housewives and you are too, lol)  And I will let you know who is the cunt satchel. Got a problem with a coworker? Is your student’s mother the person who restocks the towels in your gym?  Is your friend acting strange?  Does your man do some weird shit?  Just ask TT. I will tell you who the cunt satchel is.

Just be warned. You may not like my answer.

Who Is The Cunt Satchel? Starts Sunday 3/22 in like the afternoon… lol

 

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  1. Lady Cocotte says

    March 22, 2015 at 2:07 am

    I can’t wait!

    Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      March 22, 2015 at 2:21 am

      ​Send a Q The first one is about obnoxious churren. lol.

      On Sun, Mar 22, 2015 at 2:07 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

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      • ooopsi (@hobbyath) says

        March 22, 2015 at 6:50 pm

        I love the idea. I quit the housewives of everything – so I am limited with comments on those topics. Now this should be fun.
        PS. the way Atlanta wives pronounce “children”, I hear: chewdren; another one is “ask”, I hear: aks – those get me every time.

        Reply
      • Sick of "Reality" TV says

        March 22, 2015 at 8:02 pm

        TT – isn’t it “churrens”? Or is that a South Carolina variation?

        Reply
  2. addie2u says

    March 22, 2015 at 2:27 am

    Congrats!

    Reply
  3. Dee_az says

    March 22, 2015 at 2:31 am

    Lol. Omg TT can’t wait. Brilliant idea

    Reply
  4. Angel(?) says

    March 22, 2015 at 2:32 am

    Do we email you the questions or just post them in the comments? Does this question make me a count satchel?

    Reply
    • Angel(?) says

      March 22, 2015 at 2:34 am

      Guess I have to add “cunt” to my spell checker dictionary!

      Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      March 22, 2015 at 2:41 am

      ​Yes, yes it does.

      And you email them. Thus the email addy in the post.

      On Sun, Mar 22, 2015 at 2:32 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:

      >

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      • Bliss says

        March 22, 2015 at 8:39 am

        Lol.. I love this!

        Reply
  5. Disqus Queen says

    March 22, 2015 at 8:52 am

    But will you address how to “de-cuntsatchel” if you do indeed deem the submitter as such? 🙂

    You are so much fun, TT, and I love you for it!

    Reply
  6. vonnie0511 says

    March 22, 2015 at 9:12 am

    Finally REAL reality

    Reply
  7. Katherine says

    March 22, 2015 at 9:23 am

    I like it!

    Reply
  8. Cat says

    March 22, 2015 at 9:25 am

    Brilliant!

    Reply
  9. PlusOneForLuck says

    March 22, 2015 at 9:41 am

    I already know I’m usually the cunt satchel so it will be awesome to find my people!!

    Reply
  10. PlusOneForLuck says

    March 22, 2015 at 9:44 am

    Oh –also, I just want to tell you it’s always a lot of fun for me to wake up in the morning and see where your brain has taken you in the wee hours of the morning TT!!!

    Reply
  11. Shellbelle says

    March 22, 2015 at 10:09 am

    You are going to post these, right?! I can’t wait!

    Reply
  12. Cheychey says

    March 22, 2015 at 10:54 am

    It’s like if dear Abby said what people really thought. I love this idea.

    Reply
  13. tb says

    March 22, 2015 at 11:08 am

    This is genius. Can’t wait!

    Reply
    • kk bella says

      March 22, 2015 at 7:34 pm

      It was my exact thought @tb, the second I read it!

      Reply
  14. eg says

    March 22, 2015 at 11:45 am

    TT I like, I like! I have so many “probing questions” to ask you, like what is your take on the ‘real’ meaning of life and such…lol love you TT!

    Reply
  15. shay says

    March 22, 2015 at 12:56 pm

    TT: you’re finna break the internet!

    Reply
  16. Crazy in NC says

    March 22, 2015 at 3:07 pm

    This is gonna be AWESOME!

    Reply
  17. janshell says

    March 22, 2015 at 3:42 pm

    I’m afraid to look at the carnage that will be left

    Reply
  18. Justso says

    March 22, 2015 at 4:00 pm

    You’ve already commented in so many words to my comments that I’m a cunt satchel so I already know your opinion about me.

    Reply
  19. Jane says

    March 22, 2015 at 5:16 pm

    I love this! Congratulations!

    Reply
  20. HotToddy says

    March 22, 2015 at 5:46 pm

    Eagerly anticipating the snark, you crotchety heifer!

    Reply
  21. kk bella says

    March 22, 2015 at 7:32 pm

    Fab idea. The only thing I know is that I wouldn’t need to e mail you often. In this changing world of the “entitled” and “kumbaya”, I am the clear minority; ergo, a BONE FIDE, CHARTER MEMBER CS. California bites in that regard. My Mother always told me that speaking and living my truth would be a bumpy road!

    Reply
  22. J.D. (@JaMailMail) says

    March 23, 2015 at 2:05 am

    This is so delicious. I think this is going to be my new favorite mini series of yours!!!

    Reply
  23. eg says

    March 23, 2015 at 2:00 pm

    On this one TT, I love you, but “a mans’ got to know his limitations” (clint eastwood movie) and I know mine. So I am afraid, very afraid and won’t be participating in this one. But I will gleefully read your responses to others who are brave enough to wade into ‘cuntsatchel land’ 🙂

    Reply

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