We haven’t played this in so long and I usually let you guys pick out all the issues, but this picture just has so much that has gone wrong. I must at least get things started by saying that something is seriously wrong with Porsha’s ovaries. It’s painful for me to just look at.
Okay. Y’all can go at it now. 🙂 Somebody explain the face.
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Her lips look strange. Wonder if she did something to them. There is so much wrong with this picture. Omfg
She looks like she’s gotten hip injections.
This picture is in two different places. Look at the floors and doors.
​Yes dear, one is her arriving to work, and the other is her slinking out the side exit. Allegedly.
On Sun, Mar 22, 2015 at 12:03 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I thought she was in the lobby of a Comfort Inn.
I wonder if it’s a poster. Never mind that’s really Porsha acting out.
1. it looks like her body is copied & pasted into the lobby of the Hooker Hotel lobby.
2. the pic on the left looks like her body was slimmed down w/ photoshop, but a bad job. Just look at the pattern on the carpet. It is crooked & askew.
UF: the carpet!!
Yep! Photo-shopped. But it looks like her right hip is out of socket.
I saw the carpet immediately too. Also the door. And it thinned and elongated her face.
That face! IMO, ugly on the inside, ugly on the outside. Hope she never procreates!
Baboon NeNe had the wrong person when she said Claudia’s clit had left her…it was Porsha Queen of the dumb THOTs. I guess she’s making up for the time she was married to Kordella duchess of Piedmont Park.
It’s a bad photoshop job. We all know her stomach is bigger on the to then that. She’s shown us numerous times this season.
“It’s a mannnnn, bay-bee!”
Actually seems she’s been working out lately. The photos of her at The Ivy in LA her stomach looks quite toned. I agree during the season though, woah nelly!
​You get that this picture was taken on that LA trip, right?
On Mon, Mar 23, 2015 at 1:12 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Also, normally I find photoshopping pictures for Instagram stupid and pointless, but in Porshas case I actually get it. She’s trying to advertise to potential clients and even when the real version of her shows up at the door, at that point 95% of them won’t turn her away because they are horny and just want to do the deed. She does need to hire someone better at photoshop though, since she won’t learn herself
In the first photo, in the glass door behind her, is that a storm trooper?
Why get a boob job if you’re still going to squeeze them back in the old cup size? So cheap looking head to toe no matter how much she paid for ANYTHING she is wearing. Who would buy anything she is selling, wigs, lingerie OR her booty? YUCKY
Exactly!!! I was thinking the same thing.. the cup size is way too small for her boobs. Bad PhotoShop. And her mouth or teeth look weird. I knew someone that got caps on their teeth & it wasn’t done correctly, so it looked similar to that… teeth too big for her mouth. Or was that always the case???
Oh my, if you enlarge the first pic it looks like two baby arms are coming out of her purse and reaching for her ahem Money…Oops Honey Pot!
I’ll go for the ovary(ies) concern first. WRONG placement, which speaks to the completely embarrassing feeling I have. She does not have the legs to go shorter, which should be the case, going with the pattern, so, the dress is not for her. The glazed over face could be the photo, but she appears to be on medication. The dress is for someone much younger (guess I am addicted to this theme today!), or, if you are of age, then you must have the perfect body to rock it. No, I take that back. The top of the dress is for someone under 30. ALWAYS go for as sexy as you are. Just do it without an attempt at desperation.
Ha ha you called it on the ovaries. Psychedelic ovaries- super awkward. She doesn’t look good- and absolutely drugged or drunk or something.
Lol
“Ovaries” I almost peed my pants TT. That look is NOT flattering at all.
Why do people with…erm.. darker skin have to highlight the shit out their eyes like a racoon? Just be… tan.
She has a resting Walking Dead face .
Hah!!
Everything. Everything is wrong with this pic. She looks squeezed. And that dress…what was the point of that hideous design? Just a mess.
Looks the the before ( on the right) and after ( left) of her performing her escort duties. Such a hideous Instagram, thot dress.
In the picture on the left, she tried photoshopping her waist, leaving her arm looking like a side of beef. I’m giggling.
The first thing I noticed was the electric ovaries/fallopian tubes. Also she typically has thunder thighs and the legs are clearly slimmed down or else the hotel needs a refund from the company that installed the carpet.
OMG…can someone just make her stop? Pleeeeeeease?? I feel like I should be blinded by that photo.
I have an easier question….what is right with this picture? Crickets, no answer…nada…nothing. Yeah that’s what I thought too.
It looks like they resized the original image to be “taller” / longer on the vertical edge, which then stretched the entire image. Most obvious at the extreme ends, making things thinner, like her ankles and her head.
Don’t think anyone messed with her tummy, she looks like she’s got super-spanx on. She used Nene’s make-up artist for the 6-shades lighter cheekbones and a 5’oclock shadow for contouring. Plus an attempt to mimic that permanently bored expression like Kim Kardashian.
Yucky dress.
​I also noticed the anatomically incorrect ankles. The face stretching photoshop would explain the return of Arsenio Face.
On Sat, Mar 21, 2015 at 8:58 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Her hands look like T-Rex hands in the pic on the right. The proportions are all off. Go look & laugh.
I didn’t notice he hands on the right. I did notice the HAND on the left was huge and in an awkward “pose.” ​
On Sat, Mar 21, 2015 at 9:00 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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She’s got that I’m high on drugs kinda awkwardness about her.
Okay, I have so much more to say…
First of all she looks dead inside like old washed up hookers who have just zoned out to avoid thinking about their lot in life. And she seems like she is on something on top of that.
What crappy hotel is she doing business in?
Has she done something to her face? She is back to looking like Arsenio Hall again. She has done something to look more feminine in the face and it seems to be wearing off.
But mostly the dress just makes my ovaries hurt and looks like it would make a good skeleton costume for Halloween, you know the ones that look like Xrays?
Didn’t read your comment first before I said she looks like Arsenio Hall. lol
LMAO!!!!
Just now @ Deedee, same, LMAO!!!
Do you think the dress is to highlight her foof? Like, “Looky here, y’all, dis what I’m selling!”? She already dresses like a THOT on RHOA to advertise her wares, no?
Photo shop makes her face look like Arsenio Hall on the left picture.
I’m not gonna talk bad about her body. I think she has a great body. But with a stank attitude it doesn’t matter how you dress it up it’s still ugly. Why on earth anyone would buy a dress that looked like your ovaries were on the outside is beyond me. But as we all know she is a brick shy of a full load.
Is she getting a special rate at the hotel?
I’m not sure why but my immediate visceral reaction to those pictures was that she looks male to female transgender. And not in a Laverne Cox attractive sort of way.
Everything is wrong with this pocture.
Oh yeah, what’s with that ugly design highlighting her ovaries??? Hideous
She’s highlighting her sexual organs with that dress which subliminally will attract men to her sexually….. That orange area….
Well, for one thing, that dress is about 3 sizes too small on her. The boob part especially looks really bad. Her mouth looks really weird.
I just can’t with the top. It was made for someone with a B Cup. The dress is heinous but dear lord would it hurt to go up a size?
​As a chick who has naturally large boobs much larger than she ever wanted, even when she was a rail thin teen, what these idiots who get giant boobs and plaster of Paris in their asses don’t understand is that they cannot buy clothes off the rack.
It used to be XS S M L and XL and your boobs and or ass hat to fit in that. Then they made some plus sizes but still, those clothes are not of the same fashion as non plus sized clothes. Also when you are regular sized everywhere else, the clothes will not fit.
You know what happens then? You just keep buying bigger sizes and somehow end up filling them out as the years go by….
MJ from Shahs is the only one who seems to get it. There is a boob waist hip RATIO that is attractive to men. And other than fetishists (NTTAWWT) having cement shot into your ass ain’t attractive.
On Sat, Mar 21, 2015 at 11:55 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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She looks like she just got off work if you know what i mean 😉
She looks like the print in her dress is highlighting her lady bits
She looks like her dress starts waaay to low on her body.
she looks like she works HARD for her money.
The Jam: Well, that’s not very nice! I, for one, thought she looked like she was going TO work.
​giggles
On Sun, Mar 22, 2015 at 12:40 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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The first pic looks like she has to pee. The second with the vacant look in her eyes and opened mouth looks like a blow up sex doll. Maybe that’s the newest addition to Kandi’s toy line.
Well hell is freezing over! Clearly Porsha’s lady parts are on fire as flames shoot through her dress. She did protect her boobs with armour, or is these clam shells? I usually have that look on my face wearing my Chanel heels so I can relate with Porsha’s pain as fire rages through her body..
I don’t think the raging fire throughout her body is from a pair of shoes #claponclapoff
​Thank you! It screamed STD to me.
But I was too sweet to go there. #ClapOn
On Sun, Mar 22, 2015 at 2:07 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Ok guys here’s the deal. The pics are not photo shopped. Different posses in different rooms of Motel 6. Very bad makeup job, especially around the eyes. She’s trying to serve up sexy but instead she’s giving me raccoon realness. The dress is uber ugly and way too little. I think she purchased it from downtown obgyn
Ugly ass dress
Lord no, not a puppy!
As soon as I saw this pic, my eyes were, of course, immediately drawn to that lady bits part, and that’s exactly what it looked like to me. Spread, with that “circle” right in the middle. I have a feeling that most men would see it that way too. Guess she’s looking for new “business opportunities”. What a hoochie mama.
Got her nose and lips done…smh she is doing the most!
Are those Peak-a-Boo windows for the Coochy? Gross dress!
What’s wrong is that she looks like she only charges $50 for a blowjob.
​Wait, I can get $50 for a blow job?
On Sun, Mar 22, 2015 at 8:49 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Ms. Parks should know the answer, unless she gave/gives(?) them away gratis.
Funny
Something is wrong with Porsha. She needs counseling one on one, not with a group. She’s digressed since she’s been on RHOA. In Reality these Reality Programs have attribiuted to marital strife, mental breakdowns like Porsha and hardships on children, lying and jail terms.
Good taste in clothing is not one of Porshas’ strong points. Since Kordell this girl has just let ‘it’ all hang out. Smh
This comment though….
She put a 10-lb sausage in a 5-lb casing, then tried to smooth it all over with PhotoShop….Ultimate Failure!
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag!
Just wow.
I’m putting myself in timeout. I have 102 degree fever and am this —> ][ <— close to telling commenters to "die" and/or "gfy". In my absence, shutting down the riff raff would be appreciated.
Remember the album cover for Brain Salad Surgery by Emerson, Lake and Palmer? Bingo.
She looks heavier
Fuck. The sad truth of this, is when I am in the retirement village reading TT’s “where are they now”, this one isn’t going to look so hot. Same as now, only worse.
She looks like a 1970’s street walker.
Leave it to Porsha to wear a dress whose pattern breaks so as to specifically emphasize the vaginal area. Looks like an alien landing pattern symbolically pointing at the ladybits.
Where does she get these outfits? Often wondered if some of these women employ a personal seamstress.
Judging from the 5 o’clock shadow, it seems she’s been attending the Nene Leakes school of contour and highlight.
She looks like she’s trying to copy a girl named Yodit. Her ig is @the_jodiejoe she is like the new “it” girl for Instagram models and “plastic made blow up doll” looking video girls. Lol
Built-in bug zapper for body crabs.
She looks possessed. That lipstick, the “ovaries”, these poses and the Jean back pockets over her boobs which don’t fit. She must have bought this dress pre-breast implants and thought my boobs are bigger now but I can make it work. Not!