Andy thinks the Dutch boy is hot. He also thinks that Brandi’s slap was playful. He probably should not rely to heavily on his thinking.
Andy brings up the drama about the Palm Springs house. Because, why not. Andy says that Adrienne is such a sensitive caring person Andy says the sisters had not spoken in four months until the reunion. That’s because Kingsley mauled Kyle’s kid and put her in the hospital! What is wrong with Andrew tonight?
Taylor claims to be very close with Kyle and so she is very upset with Kim. Camille says that Brandi should not be in between the two sisters.
The shady leprechaun asks the women questions:
Camille, Shag, Marry, Kill, Maurico, Ken, Kelsey? Marry Ken, Shag Mauricio, Kill Kelsey.
Adrienne, What is your least favorite LVP restaurant and why? Adrienne says it would have to be Villa Blanca because she remembers that season. Andy add, “Right, and you sent that flower arrangement which no one cared for.” Because, shade for no reason is still shade.
Taylor, If you could fire one of the current housewives for being boring so you could be a housewife again who would it be? Brandi.
Is Lisa Rinna getting too involved with Kim and Kyle? They think it is a no win situation
Would any of them come back? Of course they would all kill to come back. Who needs killing? Their knives are sharp. Especially Taylor’s. Taylor says that ski season is almost over so she will be back in LA and Scottsdale more often.
Andy gives housewives the worst gifts.
Some calls in and asks Taylor a great question. Why do you think Kim is freaking about Lisa R wanting to do an intervention when Kim was the first one to confront Taylor when she thought she was drinking too much? And do you think Kim has a mental health issue? Taylor points out she is not a mental health professional. She says she was in a very low period and used drinking as a copying mechanism for a while, but Kim’s issue which of a much longer more serious duration.
Kyle tweeted that she misses them all just in case one or more of them end up back on the show. She needs allies. Camille blows Kyle kisses. There was really no point in having these three back again. The possible reasons why they were back, concern me.
Please rank these bitches according to who you would bring back if you had to, #1 being first choice and #3 being last. For me, I am unsure about 1 and 2. I think Taylor would be a good Brandi replacement. She’s a nutjob and in a slightly more interesting way, and there is a potential she could drive someone else to suicide… OTOH Camille is okay, but sort of a victim and like Kyle, takes the viewers feelings way too seriously. Three would definitely be Adrienne. I don’t want her back at all. The only good thing about her was Paul.