Andy thinks the Dutch boy is hot. He also thinks that Brandi’s slap was playful. He probably should not rely to heavily on his thinking.
Andy brings up the drama about the Palm Springs house. Because, why not. Andy says that Adrienne is such a sensitive caring person Andy says the sisters had not spoken in four months until the reunion. That’s because Kingsley mauled Kyle’s kid and put her in the hospital! What is wrong with Andrew tonight?
Taylor claims to be very close with Kyle and so she is very upset with Kim. Camille says that Brandi should not be in between the two sisters.
The shady leprechaun asks the women questions:
Camille, Shag, Marry, Kill, Maurico, Ken, Kelsey? Marry Ken, Shag Mauricio, Kill Kelsey.
Adrienne, What is your least favorite LVP restaurant and why? Adrienne says it would have to be Villa Blanca because she remembers that season. Andy add, “Right, and you sent that flower arrangement which no one cared for.” Because, shade for no reason is still shade.
Taylor, If you could fire one of the current housewives for being boring so you could be a housewife again who would it be? Brandi.
Is Lisa Rinna getting too involved with Kim and Kyle? They think it is a no win situation
Would any of them come back? Of course they would all kill to come back. Who needs killing? Their knives are sharp. Especially Taylor’s. Taylor says that ski season is almost over so she will be back in LA and Scottsdale more often.
Andy gives housewives the worst gifts.
Some calls in and asks Taylor a great question. Why do you think Kim is freaking about Lisa R wanting to do an intervention when Kim was the first one to confront Taylor when she thought she was drinking too much? And do you think Kim has a mental health issue? Taylor points out she is not a mental health professional. She says she was in a very low period and used drinking as a copying mechanism for a while, but Kim’s issue which of a much longer more serious duration.
Kyle tweeted that she misses them all just in case one or more of them end up back on the show. She needs allies. Camille blows Kyle kisses. There was really no point in having these three back again. The possible reasons why they were back, concern me.
Please rank these bitches according to who you would bring back if you had to, #1 being first choice and #3 being last. For me, I am unsure about 1 and 2. I think Taylor would be a good Brandi replacement. She’s a nutjob and in a slightly more interesting way, and there is a potential she could drive someone else to suicide… OTOH Camille is okay, but sort of a victim and like Kyle, takes the viewers feelings way too seriously. Three would definitely be Adrienne. I don’t want her back at all. The only good thing about her was Paul.
I would be okay if Camille came back, but I don’t want to see either of the others. Seeing Taylor on Couples Therapy was enough for a lifetime.
I wish all three of these women would stop showing up on my TV.
This is the exact reason I think Brandi is coming back. An unsuspecting slap to the face, and what happened leading up to the slap was not playful at all. Andy has been on the defense of Brandi lately and it’s so sickening.
As for your above question I would love Season 1 Camille to come back and Taylor would be my last choice.
yes season 1 camille was good. i couldnt stand season 2 camille
Amen! Season 1 Camille!
I want taylor back, she would be a great brandi replacement. between camille and adrienne i would actually take adrienne she was just awful, but i would like to see her pretend to be nice
Taylor and Camille were right about Brandi, but who isn’t these days. Adrienne’s face look different from the last time they were all on WWHL and now. Hmm. But they all look healthy and happy for the most part.
I would rank them just as you did TT and for the same reasons. However, where Taylor is concerned I may be in the minority of actually kind of liking her. I felt she also articulated her feelings very well and made a lot of sense in her disagreements with the other HWs. I hated her on Couples Therapy the one episode I watched and wouldn’t like that Taylor on RHOBH if that’s how she were to behave. Hopefully, she wouldn’t. Any of them would be a reprieve from Kim or Brandi.
Camille, Taylor, do we really have to include Adrienne?
If we had to have any of them back I would want Camille first, Taylor second and Adrienne third. Don’t like anything about Adrienne. Taylor cries too much and we already have Kyle for that. Camille can be a little crazy but she does have a fabulous life and that’s fun to see.
1. Camille 2. Taylor 3. Adrienne. To be honest though Id take kim and Brandi both over any of them. Especially Adrienne. Ugh. She never brought anything to the show and didn’t she bail on a reunion too? So surprised she got that spot on the coming finale.
St Camille of the Second Season was so busy doing image repair she became boring and even more superficial, if possible. Adrienne, too, is too guarded to be of any use.
Taylor, though…enough time has passed since the first marriage and suicide that her brand of self absorbed crazy will be able to shine through without everyone clucking and saying “Poor girl” to excuse the crazy.
Taylor really could be good…
On Thu, Mar 19, 2015 at 8:43 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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like brandi, taylor didnt have the money to keep up w the other HWs. does she now? i think i only watched 1 season w camille. i remember how ugly she got when asked to back another HW up against lisa v. so, no, wouldnt want to see her on rhobh again. adrienne at least tried to stay above the fray before she got sucked in again. i agree paul was the best thing about her, tho. wish he could be one of the HWs instead.
too bad Camille couldn’t take being the most hated housewife after season 1, because she was pure evil and brought it..unfortunately now she acts too nice to be interesting. Taylor is a hot mess, so I think she would be the best. No way to Adrienne
My choices per your request-and my reasoning, not requested! 1. Adrienne. I loved Paul. She had many nuances and depth that were missed, because people, she was in the midst of an unhappy marriage on television. I don’t like her boy toy purient interests, but other than that, she has intelligence, compassion, and a bigger understanding on how the world works. Very much like many successful men who have massive business sense, but date bimbos, to give themselves importance. 2. Camille. Flighty, street smart, adaptable, and a survivor, she’s got some insight on how to climb to the top, and transition from an MTV cage dancer to major producer, etc. The fact that she could stay married to KG for that long makes me want to know about women who can stay with UGLY, FUGLY DICKS. 3. Taylor. Transparent, pathetic, desperate. Every franchise needs one-besides Andy.
Adrienne surprised me when she said she wouldn’t be ok with coming back to the show. I didn’t expect that. I agree with your order, but kind of hope the third one isn’t a real option.
Actually that should read would. She said she would be ok with coming back to the show.
Meh…now I’m gonna have the phrase in my head tonight when I can’t fall asleep, “Ugly, Fugly Dicks”…”Ugly, Fugly, Dicks”. Thanks! Lol.
Season 1 Camille, Taylor then Adrienne. Like you said the best thing about Adrienne was Paul.
I liked Adrienne, but If I’m going to be completely honest I did like her husband better.
I agree the only good thing about Adrienne was Paul — no way would I want her back.
I also agree with your assessments of Camille & Taylor. So it’s a toss up between both of them for me.
1. Paul
2. Dana (she may be busy)
3. Camille but only in a packaged deal with Allison
4. Faye
5. Camille by herself
6. Taylor
7. Adrienne
I added some people!
To explain Faye: I would like to see Faye Resnick go toe to toe with Brandi! That might be entertaining for a season.
YES to all of this! I would love Faye to be full time. I feel like everyone’s attitude (LVP) towards her would change now…
Good list!
Favorite Dana moment? When she lit the cigarette the wrong way with the candle…In a group of women who wreak of desperation, Dana took the cake.
I really like Camille because she knows how to wear bitchy and nice quite well. While I wouldn’t want her back as a full housewife I think she should always be a friend. Taylor is far more interesting than Brandi, but I think they can do better than both of them in the bat shit crazy department. They could hire Enya or something.
Am I the only one who thinks Taylor killed Paul?
Russell?
Yes, Russell. My bad.
You should go to the archives, Tamara has some great blogs about Taylor. I remember an ex-girlfriend of Russell had a lot of interesting info, about it.
You are my favorite commenter of all time, Sandra. (Please don’t tell the person I told that to yesterday. I was lying to them) xoxo
On Fri, Mar 20, 2015 at 1:10 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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No, you are not alone in your thoughts about what happened to Russell by a long shot.
Taylor would be my first pick because she isn’t Camille or Adrienne. Camille would be my number two because she is not Adrienne, who should always and forever be last.
Can Yolanda’s brother be a housewife next season? That would be a fun time.
Tamara, you continue to knock it out of the park! Such a good time here. Thanks.
I dont think Yolanda will be able to come back if she is still not well. They should start filming in about 3 months, and I dont think she will be well enough. Maybe as a friend of the show maybe, but not a lot else.
So if they fire Kim and Brandi and then have Yolanda as just a friend, it will end up being too many new faces, and I dont think it will work. Kind of like what happened on RHONY. Which probably means Brandi will be back. Dont know about Kim, because she is just not sober.
Camille. (Frankly anyone, if they replace Kim.)
Can’t have Taylor infantilizing poor Kennedy on film anymore. Paul, instead of Adrienne. And I second the vote for Yolanda’s brother, although the bloom is slightly off the rose for me now that I see he’s married. (not that I had the hots for him, I just enjoyed his carefree-party-fun-guy persona)
I like Camille. I think Taylor is sad to watch and Adrienne annoys me.
I’d go with Camille as number one…she has a smart ass funny side that she rarely lets out and I want to see it! I can not deal with the other two and their overly plasticized faces…Taylor’s lips make me want to vomit, as do Adriennes eyes and nose. And just so we all know I have had more than one rhinoplasty but that’s it (that anyone can prove).
Definitely Camile. But NOT season one Camile. She was a bitch. I realize she was playing the “my life is perfect” part, all while her husband was in New York shacking up with his girlfriend. I think her life was a mess and she was all over the place with her digs and jabs… But I so prefer her now.
Taylor and Adeiene… No way. But who ever mentioned Faye Resnick is definitely on to something. I would like to see Faye and Camile on, me thinks there would be some friction.
And some Allison Dubois cameo’s would be icing on the cake.
TT, what are your thoughts on the possible reasons they were back that were concerning you?
hmmm….1.) Camille, she’s dramatic, a surivior, and I think it’ be interesting to see her get some pizazz back if she started hanging with Lisa R. That dancing Vegas Camille was my favorite and now she’s got a new lease on life, would be interesting I think.
2.) Taylor…she’s married and happy, so we should see another nutty side to her that’s not harboring a horrible secret. Her return would be a breath of fresh air like she left do to a horrible thing and came back cuz she wanted to plus I know she wants to show off her new hubby.
3.) Adrienne: agreed, without Paul who was freaking hilarious, I’m not sure I’d want to see her back on the show…hasn’t stopped her from peeking her way in but I’m not feeling it, like Lisa V said, she was “a moody old cow”
Did Lisa V really say that?
I may have to take that for my own. I definitely feel like a moody old cow. I surely have the udders for the moniker…
On Fri, Mar 20, 2015 at 2:46 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Botox overload, fillers overdone, ugly spray tans, duck lips, crispy hair extensions—-Geeesh! These women look bad!
And they have MONEY. And this is what they look like?
I miss the Audrey Hepburns, Diahann Carrolls, Grace Kellys etc. Style, class, fashion— but never looked cheap or trashy.
Come to think of it these rich Housewives look something way worse. They look absolutely desperate.
Anyone notice that in the two photos that Adrianne and Camille are sort of hugging while Taylor has been left hanging. Obviously Adrianne doesn’t care too much for Taylor.
I’m not sure either of them care for poor Taylor. I’m pretty sure I used to hate Taylor… didn’t I? I sort of have a new sort of pity that borders on like for her these days…
On Fri, Mar 20, 2015 at 7:51 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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1. Camille – I like her the most, when she dances it makes me laugh.
2. Adrienne – I couldn’t stand her before but maybe it was really just the husband. For some reason when she appeared on the show this season, I didn’t hate her. I like the husband on his new show. I just couldn’t stand seeing them together. Plus I like to see actual rich people.
3. Taylor – I like her the least. Just because, I don’t believe anything she says. I think she is vile & fake.
1. I vote for Camille. She has the best wardrobe and a lifestyle I aspire to have myself (except her taste in men of course). I also think she is bitchy but Allison Dubois’s comments about ‘if one of their kids goes missing and they beg for my help, I wouldn’t help them” is what made people hate Camille. I also can’t blame her for being quiet on season 2. She experienced a lot of anger from the public.
2. Taylor. She is a nutter. Maybe her current marriage will take some of the crying drama out of her system. She was kind of fun when she wasn’t losing it.
3. Faye. She is not a choice but she also had people against her because she attacked Brandi back when people believed Brandi’s victim act. We all fell for it and liked Brandi in the beginning (well maybe not all of us but she was a fan favorite for a season). Faye saw thru Brandi’s bullshit and called her out and was awesome at it.
0. Adrienne is boring and so tacky it makes me cry. With all that money I would be dressed to the nines and people would pass out from my fabulousness. What is she doing?
Unrelated, Hoda and Kathie Lee just poured wine on their cereal and said it tasted good.
Not one of them. They’re all gone for a reason.
So Totally agree with you. Especially Adrienne. And the suggestion of Resnick coming back would bring the “mean girl” out in Kyle. The two of them together could do alot of damage to whoever they would target.
1. Camille, because I can’t figure her out. Sometimes I really like her, other times she is horrid. I do know that I love her 90s dance moves though. Also, her voice is kind of soothing, which would be welcome after listening to Brandy and Kim for the past few years.
2. Adrienne, because she is just so tacky. Money didn’t buy her any class, that’s for sure. Remember how she used to have her wedding dress in that glass case embedded into the wall! I need that weird shit in my life.
3. Taylor, because her face stresses me out, and I don’t want to see how fucked up her daughter must be.
Andy hasn’t had Kim on WWHL once this season, Yolanda may be too sick, and maybe Eileen is busy with some acting thing? He’s had Lisa R, Kyle, Brandi and Lisa V on a bunch already. If he chose these 3 over booking Eileen, he’s nuts.
3. Adrienne- She’s super rich but has become bizarre. I don’t think she’d add anything interesting. 2. Taylor- always good for the dramz. I agree, she could be good to bring in once they get rid of Brandi. I’d see her as more a “friend of” though 1. Camille- She fits the super rich and glamorous bill. I’m not sure a ton has changed since we last saw her on the show though (besides Greek dude being dumped). However, out of the 3, she’s the best choice to return as a full castmember IMO
Joyce is donezo forever (especially if Brandi goes), but I still think Carlton could add an interesting dynamic, certainly not as a full Housewife but as a friend of or guest. She’s friends with Lisa V. but hates Kyle, so she could be an interesting bridge between Kim and Lisa V. Eileen and Lisa R’s responses to Carlton would be hilarious.
Eileen was on the beginning of the RHOBH season, she was on with Whitney Cummings.
I would hate for either to be back but I can tolerate Camille. Adrienne face annoys me and her little old lady trying to be sexy is annoying. Also, stop dating these closeted little boys. Taylor’s mouth annoys me. I hated Carlton so I really hope she never returns. Brandi was asking Andy to bring her back. Nope. I actually liked Joyce and felt it was unfair that she didn’t return when Brandi was the bully.
I don’t like Brandi but in all honesty, it would be super boring without her trashy trash bag attitude. She pushes buttons and is so desperate for acceptance so she attacks those she feels won’t accept. Such a textbook nut job.
My problem with Brandi is not that she is a nutjob, it’s that she is so jealous and desperate for acceptance.
When you compare her to a top tier nut job like Kristen, the difference is clear. Kristen is self-centered, and a bit egomaniacal. Crazy is just sad when it comes in self-loathing wrapper like Brandi.
On Fri, Mar 20, 2015 at 3:24 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Adrienne is hardly a “little old lady”. How old are you???
1. Faye Resnick
2. Kris Jennifer LOL
3. Taylor but only if Brandi stays for 1 season to get her butt kicked by Taylor
NO NO NO to Adrienne. I can not take another season of her raspy voice and BS personality.
1. Camille 2. Adrienne 3. Taylor who I absolutely cannot stand…do we really have to include her?