Lydia meets Chyka for lunch. I assume they are going to rehash last week’s episode. Lydia is headed to Florence and it seems Arena is not going to take us with her. Lydia seems to want us to know she is way too young to have a kid getting married. Chyka tells Lydia that Janet says that Gamble used to be a call girl. Lydia is shocked that Chyka is being such a shit stirrer. So am I! Also, Chyka in her talking head points out that Gamble had some issue with an ex and the ownership of a car or something. Chyka then throws out the whole sex party thing. Oh Chyka, I remember you in season one when you were above rolling in the gutter with these cunts. How does it feel to lose your dignity on international telly?
I want to like her. I do. I just have such a hard time doing it. I also don’t want to think of her fucking Ben. He seems so unwashed. The days of boinking semi-homeless smelly musicians are long gone for me. I’d much prefer Gamble’s man with the sailboat. Janet shows up at Jackie’s advertisement filming.. and she is pissed that she is going to be blamed for shit talking Gamble.
Gamble is pissed with everyone. I don’t blame her. Janet is in no position to speak about what Gamble brings in with her pussy. Hasn’t Janet been sleeping with the crypt keeper for decades to get her money? Please. At least Gamble pulls the hot rich men. I think someone is jealous.
Ugh. Fast Forward.
Gamble arrives at whatever this is pissed. Janet and Jackie were there. Jackie hanging with Janet is not going to do Jackie any favors. Gamble tells Janet that she is basically a lying sack of shit. Which is true. Gamble decides to give Jackie a taste of her own medicine. She says she heard that Janet was a heroin addict who sold her sex for heroin. I kind of love Gamble. Gina shows up and fondles Gamble’s ass when she arrives. Gamble calls Gina, Gina not Geener. Gina says this is a “fashion parade.” But none of that is important. Gina is going in on Janet. She also points out that Janet was visibly drooling over Gamble’s man.
At the fashion show. Gina and Janet seem chummy. Why? Then Gina turns to Gamble and says she thought she might be mad at Janet for fawning all over her man. Gamble says, “Who didn’t see that coming?” In fact if you recall, Gamble put the crypt keeper, Janet by her man on purpose. She has nothing to fear from her. Gina just loves stirring the pot. Gamble is a bit to sensey about being called a whore though. Because, she may be in a higher income bracket than most, but it’s all the same game.
OMG I love Rick more than anyone in the world. he is so adorable. He’s so loving, like a big rich muppet.
Sigh. Okay, so this season you are a shit stirrer. And we have to see you culling out your closet because you have too many Hermes items. What a bitch. Um send me a scarf? Hermes sunglasses? What? I’m just trying to be helpful. Are Hermes sunglasses all made by that same damn cheap lens company that makes everything? I used to just wear Ray Bans (still my fav) But I don’t think even Ray Ban makes their own lenses anymore. Seriously, all designer glasses have the same shitty lenses now. Don’t shoot the messenger.
Omg. Have we met the Manuela chick before? She is credited as “Janet’s friend” but she clearly hates Janet, possibly more than the rest of us. She meets her for lunch and Janet has apparently purchased new hair ( Good god is this fake hair shit a global embarrassment now? I thought it was strictly and American symbol of ridiculous self-loathing. At any rate, Manuela makes sure to point out that Janet’s new locks are terribly uneven. #ShadeDownUnder
Oh wait. Manuela likes PF. I’m already over it.
Gamble and Gina meet to discuss Chyka and Janet’s defamation. Gina is going to go in on Janet next week. This seems rather ridiculous.
I don’ t think you fight defamation with defamation. Janet is not poor. Just let the aging bag of bones with no man hate on you for having Rick, Gamble. She’s so not worth it.