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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Choppy Edits

March 17, 2015 by tamaratattles 309 Comments

RHOBH Amsterdam

Cheers, motherfuckers!  I am officially done with Lent with regard to the drinking. Please pray for the rest of us as we soldier on here.  I think I made it 28 days, lost nary an ounce of weight,  saw now improvement in my disposition and so fuck it. I was in full-blown self-pity mode so I figure a few beers will bring me to a much more preferable I don’t give a shit mode.  So off we go.

We are back in Amsterdam. It really does look lovely. Speaking of lovely, I for whatever reason have been looking at lots of old picture of Kyle Richards lately. She has always been super stunning. Also while I am off topic, several tattle tales sent me stories today about Gigi Hadid having a serious coke habit, ALLEGEDLY.  I have been out of sorts all day and have not looked into it. I certainly hope it is not true but many of you claim to have seen some convincing video.

Moving on…

So apparently, Brandi fucks one of Lisa Vanderpump’s son Max’ school friends  the night before. I say, good for her. YOLO and shit. Get it while the getting is good, etc. Brandi is buying flowers  for Lisa Vanderpump to make up for slapping her. Brandi says it was a joke. See? Once again, Brandi doesn’t get that JOKES ARE FUNNY. Slapping is not funny. Brandi tries to give Lisa some flowers but she rejects them. Brandi seems to be pissy that Lisa will not accept her apology for her “joke.”  Lisa Vanderpump is laying into Yolanda about taking it easy on Brandi. Lisa says, “she’s your asshole, she’s not mine.”  Why is Yo pretending to wear clogs? Those thing are brutal. RHOBHlisakenbora

Lisa talks to Ken on the phone who tells Lisa to stay away from Brandi. Ken is such a good husband. Lisa misses him. So sweet.

Is Yolanda getting paid extra to try to counsel Brandi? This could be the beginning of the Yolanda and Brandi breakup. Brandi says she will skip dinner and go on her date with her boytoy.  He’s 23. I still say this is the smartest thing Brandi has ever done. Just check his ID first just in case. And skip dinner. What on earth could he possibly say of any interest.  Let’s not make this more than it is.   Oh dear. The boy is late. Brandi is already drunk.  Brandi starts talking about how kissing and making out is more intimate than “that other thing” and the boy, who is sadly not subtitled, seems to be saying that she did not do “the other thing” right away. Whatever. We get it. They’re fucking.  Either film it and show it or move on.  The boy has either chin acne or bush burn. What? I’m just commenting on what I see when the DVR is paused. Drunk Brandi begs for a kiss in the restaurant on camera. Just to make it clear, she’s getting it. The boy says last night was good, tonight is going to be better. Let’s get out of here. Brandi announces that she has had three drinks. Um, perhaps at that establishment, but she had at least five in her hotel room.

So we have dinner without Brandi at a lovely restaurant on the canal. YAY! Everyone except Kim is happy.  Who is the man sitting next to Lisa? Yolanda mentions that she dated Julio Iglesias thirty years ago, as we all do at a formal dinner in Amsterdam. Then everyone reveals famous people whose knob they have polished and everyone titters gleefully and orders some more champagne.  Only they don’t show that part for some reason.  The women start talking about wanting to go to a “real life sex show.”  Um why. If I were Brandi on this night, a real life sex show would be in the cards.  What I would not want to do is go to a real live sex show with Yolanda, the Lisas, Kim, Kyle and Eileen. Because, what would be the point of that? I suppose they did by new dildos in Amsterdam earlier, but still. This is a big no. Oh the guy next to Lisa is Yo’s brother. He joins in on the sex show discussion, because the only thing more horrifying than going to a sex show with a bunch of coworkers is going with a bunch of coworkers and their brother.

Yolanda does look HOT in her black dress.  It’s stunning on her. With enough drinks I might go to a sex club with her.

Again, the editing of these episodes seems quite fucked by things being taken out. Suddenly we are back in Beverly Hills. Hear me now and listen to me later, there has been some serious last minute editing and pulling of large chunks of film from the end of this season.

Brandi’s father is in the hospital. Brandi is distraught. When she isn’t filming RHOBH or a dating farce on Steve Harvey.  Feel free to feel compassion for Brandi but in real time she was out doing media and hosting parties at clubs when all of this was going on. Excuse me if I care at or below the same level she did.  Brandi is getting a facial and is pissed that people say she drinks too much and….”do a cleanse!” and she can’t say anything. Wow, she is pissed about Yo telling her to do a cleanse.  For some reason Yo is watching Brandi get a facial.  Because getting a facial is clearly a spectator sport. I know I want people to sit there and berate me and make me cry while I get a facial ON TV!  WTF consents to getting a goddamn facial on TV? Clearly she was drunk, AGAIN. Yolanda doesn’t really seem like a good friend to Brandi in this moment. I would expect my friend to say to production, ” Her dad is in the hospital and this whole chastise her on camera with no makeup in a very vulnerable situation scene is not happening.”  Hell I would have said that if  I didn’t like Brandi.

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So how much did Adrienne Maloof pay to have the finale episode taped at her party for diet pills or whatever she is pushing these days?  It must suck to go from being paid to be on the show, to buying advertising. ALLEGEDLY.

Kyle meets with Lisa Rinna and says she wants to invite Kim to go away to the desert with her for a weekend or something. Meanwhile, Kim is sharing her thoughts with her BFF Adrienne Maloof while she holds up her product. Okay, maybe they cut out the part where she was holding up product. But it was IMPLIED. ALLEGEDLY.

Lisa Rinna tells Kyle that Brandi was asking Lisa about an intervention. Kyle says that this would make Kim mad that Brandi is talking about Kim’s “situation.”

OMG. Lisa is performing a wedding and the grooms show up in a vintage Rolls.  If I am ever filthy rich, I want a 1964 white Rolls with a driver just like Arthur had in the movie. I will be driven absolutely everywhere in it from Trader Joe’s to Tiffany & Co.  I will never be wearing those fugly red bottomed shoes. But I will be weighted down in gold bangles….and… oh…sorry…where was I? Oh yeah. Lisa loves the gays they got married  LVP officiated. She could have learned her lines. It was lovely…moving on.

So Kyle and Kim head to the desert. Kyle and Mauricio have a new house there. It’s stunning. I love all of Kyle flowing hippie chic muumuus.  Kyle has been my favorite this year. I love Kim’s flannel shirt. What is mandatory? Misters?

Oh Lord, we are going into the Palm Springs home their mother owned saga. She left the house to all the sisters. Kathy and Kim were both bought out because they both already had homes in Palm Desert. Kim feels like Kyle and Maurico “stole her house in Palm Springs.” I get this. We had similar situation in our family. I am going to guess before I go any further that the houses were priced at a family price and the people who wanted cash got cash and the people who wanted ownership of the property took that. Houses are valued low to encourage liquidation of assets. Everyone has the same opportunity to liquidate. Sometimes, someone keeps the property. Those who take the cash and snort spend it, often feel they got the short end of the stick.  That said, this is a new house that Kyle and Mauricio have bought.  Apparently, the sold the old one first because of all the drama. Kim tries to make it seem like she was not even allowed to come to the house. Yet Kim asked Kyle to give Brooke the listing.  Kyle’s point is that the house was not in escrow as Kim claims when she told her they were selling. Kim is busted for asking for Brooke to get the listing. Um Kyle has a husband who owns a real estate company and her daughter Farrah works there. Let Kathy deal with Brooke and her listings.

Kim tries to say she is sober. She is very pissy about Lisa Rinna asking what treatment center she went too ( Cirque Lodge)  does she have a sponsor (apparently not) etc. Um Kim, YOU WERE ON A REALITY SHOW AND THIS INFORMATION IS ALL OVER THE INTERNET!  Why not just share with Lisa Rinna if you are sober and doing well?  How about, I went to Cirque, it was great,  I speak to my sponsor every day. I am so grateful for my recovery!   Unless of course you are popping Monty’s pills and being aggressive with everyone and acting exactly like you did before you went to rehab.

I must say that Kim looks sober in this scene.

Kyle tells Kim that Brandi told Lisa Rinna that Kim needs an  intervention. Dinner burns. Kim claims to love Kyle and she wants to work through it. They hug. But kim is too messed up.

Next week on the finale: Adrienne gets her product placement (at what price) and things with Kim and Kyle get worse. Oh and Brandi is drunk again. Shocker.

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  1. Would You Like Some Tea?? says

    March 17, 2015 at 10:59 pm

    Kyle and Kim’s relationship is not amusing. It is sad. I also feel like Kyle is out to prove a point to Kim. Almost like she was sticking it to Kim by having this conversation in ‘the desert.’ The same area their mother’s house was located.

    I hope they realize reality TV is not therapy. If anything happened to either one of them, it is too late. No closure.

    I’m on the fence with Kyle. She gives me vibes of ‘If it weren’t of Kim, my life would be so much easier….’

    Something is off with Yolonda, too.

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    • Vanessa W says

      March 17, 2015 at 11:19 pm

      Kyle does give off vibes that if kim weren’t in her life it would be better, but she has been dealing with an alcoholic. So her life would be, if not better, then less stressful

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      • Merilyn Zallan Ulrich says

        March 18, 2015 at 11:36 am

        I agree that Kim is an albatross and that Kyle should simply walk away. There’s only so much that you can do with an addict who takes no responsibility for her own actions. The house was beyond gorgeous and Kim is harping on old crap because she is stuck somewhere in the past and can’t move forward. I attribute this to their awful mother who created the friction between the sisters from birth. She did a great job because Kim and Kyle are totally f’d up. Kyle is insecure and Kim is a mess who is NOT sober. Yolanda is off in my opinion too. Something is not right in her world (besides the Lyme disease) and I think that she is pretending to have the perfect life, love and children. The show has turned sad and pathetic and these women are not even close to “real” or “housewives”.

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        • shay says

          March 18, 2015 at 1:10 pm

          I’m not sure Yolanda has Lyme Disease… and I think Kim has brain damage. Her mind runs in a loop and she doesn’t seem to add new events to longterm memory. Its hard to watch and not fun. I though this was supposed to be like an inside look at the lives of the rich and famous. I don’t want to watch the ones who were rich and famous and now a remnant of their former glory.

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          • tamaratattles says

            March 18, 2015 at 10:15 pm

            ​Shay, I’ve talked about it here many times. Yo does NOT have Lyme disease. She doesn’t even claim to have Lyme disease. She claims to have CHRONIC Lyme disease. CLD is not a real thing. You can google it and read all about it. 🙂

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            • shay says

              March 18, 2015 at 10:45 pm

              TT: thank you. I love reading about faux diseases and cures. People are always suggesting I try bullshit homeopathic shit, which a quick Google would prove any positive response is psychosomatic and/or a placebo effect. Seeing Yo in Korea wasting money on vitamin shit and rhino horn soup is just sad.

            • tamaratattles says

              March 19, 2015 at 1:22 am

              ​If I were you, I would not discount rhino whatever… I think there are things that help.

              For example, if you every had some bad PMS and really need to start, steep some parsley in hot water, drink, start within hours. I guess my point is, Big Pharm is not the only solution.

              It never hurts to Hope. Unless your hope made you vote for Obama, in which case, just give up now.

              xoxo

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            • Tanya says

              March 19, 2015 at 10:23 am

              @Tamara Haha! Nice one.

      • Amanda says

        March 19, 2015 at 10:32 am

        Ha, TT. I LOVE that response!
        All true.

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    • Wonky Tonk says

      March 17, 2015 at 11:46 pm

      I agree Kyle does give that vibe sometimes, but seriously can you blame her? Kim puts her through hell over imagined slights often enough.

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      • gluedtothepc says

        March 18, 2015 at 12:20 am

        Not to mention that Kim never takes responsibility for her actions – nothing ever seems to be ‘her’ fault. Which, of course, is often what dealing with a chronic addict is like.

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    • BionicMe says

      March 18, 2015 at 11:49 am

      Anyone’s life with an abusive addict is better. Let’s see it for what is. Kyle has a life to live, too bad Kim drank/smoked hers away along with her money.

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    • BamaBelle says

      March 18, 2015 at 1:12 pm

      I don’t like Kyle, haven’t ever liked her. That being said, Kyle has my respect for dealing with Kim for all these years. If you’ve ever dealt with a close friend or family member who is an addict that chronically relapses you will know you eventually have to walk away. This is what Kyle and Kathy both need to do, stop trying to fix it and let Kim fall on her own. I’ve had to do it with a sibling and I thought it was going to tear my heart out, but my brother is 7 years sober and has a beautiful family now; and he thanks all of us for forcing him to hit bottom.

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      • TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsYoya says

        March 18, 2015 at 3:51 pm

        So happy that your brother is 7 years sober! That is wonderful. But it doesn’t always turn out so well. Sometimes they die. It’s not the fault of the people who let them “sink or swim” (and sometimes they would have died anyways) but I can imagine the weight on someone’s conscience.

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    • kk bella says

      March 18, 2015 at 2:01 pm

      I re watched the entire episode this morning. (pathetic, I know) Regarding Yolanda: I do not think there is something “off” about her. I left this episode understanding the maturity and compassion a woman of her (my age) should have. Being honest, looking to the hurt that motivates people, and having been around the block reminds me of what I try to teach my daughter every day. Civilized people say ” I am not trying to argue with you Brandi, I am trying to understand, and to work this out…” OK,Yo was hooked up to a vitamin drip, but seriously, this is how well grounded, loving people argue. Rare, but they do exist.

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      • chris says

        March 18, 2015 at 2:16 pm

        that’s really a sweet thing to say, kkbella.

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      • TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsYoya says

        March 18, 2015 at 3:52 pm

        Yo wants to fix Brandi for some reason, and I’m curious as to why. She doesn’t yet realize you can’t help someone who has no interest in changing.

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      • janet says

        March 19, 2015 at 10:13 am

        I like Yo this season. I like people who try to find nderstand and help others ,and who tell it like it is. I super like Eileen, thats my idea of a great person.

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      • chris says

        March 19, 2015 at 11:01 am

        i finally saw most of this episode. i think yolanda was an angel in how she treated brandi. she showed a lot of compassion and love. i’m just hoping their friendship continues & nothing happens next week and at the reunion. everyone could use a friend like that.

        re lisa v, i thought her reading at the gay marriage was flat and totally insincere. i was really shocked at that, because lisa seems the most careful about how she comes across on camera. she seemed to have just phoned it in, even tho she tries to cover it up in her blog this week. just hope those two guys dont see the video of their ceremony later and are disappointed by that.

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    • chasesmum says

      March 18, 2015 at 5:20 pm

      I think Kim just exhausts people-someone else here commented, that Kim seems to have a loop that constantly plays in her head. I’m in recovery and I live with that loop-a lot of alcoholics have it. We just have trouble letting stuff go-even when we think we’ve dropped it-it comes back up. It’s like that game, “whack- a- mole”. Frankly, it’s depressing.
      I think Kim was the golden child and she expected to be the golden adult as well. Unfortunately, that’s not what happened and surprisingly Kyle usurped her position-she has a nice husband, beautiful seemingly well adjusted kids, lots of friends & now it looks like they’re pretty wealthy–
      and then there’s Kim-clinging to a mangy dog for love and comfort, white knuckling it like a dry-drunk.
      I just can’t bring myself to feel sorry for her though-I really tried. I just can’t stand her entitled nasty personality.

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      • janet says

        March 19, 2015 at 10:27 am

        Roles in famlies change sometims. I felt over shadiwed at times growing up by older siblings . But later on I came into my own ,so to speak. Yeah, they dont allways like it, when theyr’e used to being the pretty or popular one and now Its no longer the case.

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  2. puravidacostarica2 says

    March 17, 2015 at 10:59 pm

    Comment on the picture of Ken and Lisa only: (1) she looks fabulous in her swimsuit; (2) could they stand farther apart? I am willing to lay money that relationship is on the rocks. Even when my hubby and I are going through rocky times, we never stand next to each other like siblings or acquaintances. Nah, there is something going on there.

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    • SantaFeWay says

      March 17, 2015 at 11:32 pm

      I think that photo is a few years old. Ken is much heaver now, since his knee surgery. Or hip replacement. Whatever.

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    • stevo says

      March 17, 2015 at 11:44 pm

      they’re british.

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      • BH Wannabe says

        March 18, 2015 at 12:00 am

        Bwahahahaha! Yes!

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    • angienc says

      March 18, 2015 at 2:10 am

      WTF? That isn’t a recent picture. It’s hard to tell with Lisa because of her sunglasses, but Ken is several years younger in that picture then he is now. Furthermore can’t you see that Ken is giving Lisa room to do her “slimming thigh pose” like a good husband should when his wife is in her bikini.

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    • Merilyn Zallan Ulrich says

      March 18, 2015 at 11:39 am

      Lisa looks amazing and Brandi’s comment about Menopause Mamas was so out of line considering that Lisa looks ten years younger than she really is and so do the others. The only ones aging badly are Kim, Brandi and face-filled Adrienne. Taylor was always homely imo and no amount of plastic surgery will make her more beautiful. I think that she’s ugly on the inside. As for Brandi and her boytoy…yuck, he wasn’t cute and looked like a twink.

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      • BionicMe says

        March 18, 2015 at 11:51 am

        Brandi is also a Menopause Mama. She is not 33…

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      • Nancy says

        March 18, 2015 at 12:45 pm

        Absolutely! Most of the women look 1000 times better than she does even though they are older. Yolanda is stunning, LV is gorgeous, Kyle is lovely, Eileen is classically beautiful, Lisa Rinna is just hot as hell. Kim is a shriveled, angry mess. Reminds me of what it looks like when you poke a red ant bed. Brandi just threw her looks away. She did NOT need to mess with her face at all, she was simply beautiful. On the OUTSIDE.

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      • sandra says

        March 18, 2015 at 2:50 pm

        I think Brandi is starting to look like Adrienne. I agree with what you said about Taylor.

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        • tamaratattles says

          March 18, 2015 at 11:42 pm

          ​Why didn’t his dismembered body parts sink? I’m asking for a friend. 🙂

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          • shay says

            March 18, 2015 at 11:53 pm

            Bodies float in water until they become waterlogged. Then they sink. It is also dumb to tie plastic bags closed. It preserves forensic evidence, keeps body parts together, and stops water/animals from eating identifying information/evidence. Allegedly.

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            • tamaratattles says

              March 19, 2015 at 1:39 am

              ​Ah…* Since *I’m not near a good body of water… I’m thinking the gaybor and his mom would make good fertilizer for the garden AND THE GODDAM LEAF BLOWER ASSHOLE who was on the bedroom side of the house a 8 something AM this morning. You know, in theory.

              I need to go to home depot tomorrow anyway. Lime it is.

              Seriously? I live in the hood. I should be able to pay some thug to steal the asshole’s leaf blower. I was hoping he would die soon ( oh shutup, don’t judge) but it seems he has a NEW RIDING LAWNMOWER that is even louder than the last one. How does one approach a thug to steal the whole damn system? Um I’m asking for a friend.

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            • shay says

              March 19, 2015 at 2:05 am

              Have you left a note in his mailbox? That worked with my neighbor. If not, I know lots of thugs but they are all in socal. They are the BEST at stealing. On my 30th birthday they all skipped 4th period and surprised me with stolen birthday cards. I still read them when I need a pick-me-up. Oh, and on the last day of my history of hiphop course they coordinated their thievery and stole all the components for ceviche. We thought we were missing limes but realized a kid was late so they called him and told him to “come up on 4 limes” on his way to school. Best ceviche ever.

      • chasesmum says

        March 18, 2015 at 5:33 pm

        It’s patently obvious that Brandi is terrified of aging. The ex-model is aging and her looks have faded.
        To her, being called menopausal is the ultimate insult so she tosses it out in the belief it’s their big fear as well. What a looser-she’ll be on the peri-menopausal train soon enough. She also needs a new line-this one is getting old.

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      • DJFL says

        March 18, 2015 at 8:44 pm

        Yeah, I thought that the “hot” Dutch guy was effeminate looking. I see your “yuck” and raise you a “blech”.

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        • tamaratattles says

          March 19, 2015 at 1:15 am

          ​I agree. The whole Gay or European thing factors in as well. Some Europeans can seem gay, though I had a young Dutch gay friend who lived in Atlanta for a season who was hot and not effeminate at all, which was marvelous for the whole making bitches jealous thing AND it drove my gay friends insane with jealousy as well. lol.

          But this kid, I’d need several drinks to do. Frankly, 32 is fine but 22 just really isn’t. Mostly. I mean perhaps on vacation. heh. But not on the regular. For me, 42-52 is sort of my sweet spot at the moment. I need old enough to no longer want to go ALL night and young enough not to be on a shit load of medications or in need of a little blue pill. 🙂

          But this kid.. I doubt he even did Brandi. He didn’t seem that interested. Even production made it seem like he almost didn’t show up.

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      • beth says

        March 19, 2015 at 8:01 am

        The inventor of the leaf blower should be shot.

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        • tamaratattles says

          March 19, 2015 at 8:19 pm

          Dear Beth, please accept these 10 Tamara Tattles Tokens with my deepest gratitude for understanding my pain. You are my favorite commenter, now until the end of time.

          Or until I forget I like you and call you a cunt. One of those.​

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    • sp says

      March 18, 2015 at 12:43 pm

      That is an old picture but the first season Lisa was terrible to Ken, putting him down and completely cutting him off when he tried to make a toast for Pandora at dinner in front of a bunch of guests.
      I think Lisa V is an actress and plays a part on reality TV.

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      • tamaratattles says

        March 18, 2015 at 8:59 pm

        WTF? Are you on some sort of hallucinogens? How did you get in here? ​

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    • Cheryl says

      March 19, 2015 at 5:39 am

      She looks fabulous in that swimsuite. Impressive!

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    • chris says

      March 19, 2015 at 11:03 am

      ha! they both needed room to suck various body parts in.

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  3. tootsie says

    March 17, 2015 at 11:01 pm

    *sigh* The whole “you stole my house” thing came up in the limo when Kyle called out Kim as an alcoholic (was that season 1 or 2?). Kyle bought the new house last year, so the “you stole my house” doesn’t really apply. This show is so scraping the bottom of the barrel for story lines. Brandi sleeping with a 23 year old on vacation? On the one hand I want to say “you go girl”, but on the other, “please, mother of 2, not on TV for all to see”. The only positive thing I can say about BH is at least it isn’t NY, NJ, OC, or Atl. *sigh* Speaking of scraping the bottom of the barrel, Addriene, Taylor, and Cammile on WWHL. YIKES!

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    • Wonky Tonk says

      March 17, 2015 at 11:49 pm

      In Kim’s way of thinking since they used money from the sale of their mother’s home to buy the new home, the new home is now forever tainted with the ghost of stolen house. I doubt any amount of burnt sage spirit cleansing will ever make that house palatable for Kim.

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      • tamaratattles says

        March 18, 2015 at 3:12 pm

        ​She could have kept 1/3 ownership of the house. She took the money. Most EVERYONE takes the money. She should be grateful someone took the house and bought out the other siblings so they didn’t all have to deal with selling the house and agreeing on a purchase price together.

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      • Wonky Tonk says

        March 18, 2015 at 8:22 pm

        A lot of the speculation seems to center around her sense of entitlement deriving from the fact her mother’s house was likely purchased using money earned by Kim’s acting. That could be the case, but really I think rather that she felt more entitled to it than her sisters because she moved back to Arizona to take care of her mother. She did indicate though that she felt Kathy was bought out at a higher rate, but I believe Kyle that she gave each the same.

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      • hannahkingrose says

        March 19, 2015 at 1:38 pm

        For heaven’s sake, if that house was so important to Kim why didn’t she but it? She agreed to sell her share to Kyle as did Kathy. If she didn’t want to give it up she didn’t have to do it. I mean if they had sold the house to a complete stranger would Kim feel that they had stolen the house from her too?

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    • BionicMe says

      March 18, 2015 at 11:51 am

      thank you!

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    • Nancy says

      March 18, 2015 at 12:47 pm

      When WWHL came on I was in the other room and caught a glimpse of Adrienne when I walked in. At first I thought it was Jocelyn Wildenstein or whatever the the name of that Cat Lady.

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  4. Bliss says

    March 17, 2015 at 11:08 pm

    Brandi really needs to lay off the fillers. Her eyes are slowly disappearing into her face.

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  5. Vanessa W says

    March 17, 2015 at 11:08 pm

    So I saw on bravos Instagram page they posted pic of the seating arrangement. It’s kyle, lvp, LR on one couch. Brandi, kim, eileen and yolanda on other couch.

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    • Gabriella says

      March 18, 2015 at 12:30 am

      I would have expected Eileen to be on the other side with Kyle, LVP and Lisa Rinna.

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      • nyjoeyb says

        March 18, 2015 at 3:10 am

        Also is Kyle next to Andy or is Lisa Vanderpump? I would imagine Lisa would be closer to Andy….

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      • Merilyn Zallan Ulrich says

        March 18, 2015 at 6:18 pm

        Andy has said that the seating arrangements mean absolutely nothing and signify absolutely nothing. It’s all in the minds of the viewers.

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        • Tanya says

          March 18, 2015 at 6:22 pm

          @Merilyn Sure! Just a silly co-winkee-dink….that has been consistent every season for all the franchises.

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        • Tanya says

          March 18, 2015 at 6:45 pm

          @Merilyn There seems to be chatter online about the BH reunion seating…I’m gonna guess that TT’s source will confirm who sits in the first seats..and they will be Andy’s faves.

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          • tamaratattles says

            March 19, 2015 at 12:25 am

            ​I don’t have production sources on the west coast…. except for Shahs and their production has changed… I get info but not consistently.

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            • Tanya says

              March 19, 2015 at 12:27 am

              Dang…we’ll have to wait n see.

        • tamaratattles says

          March 19, 2015 at 12:01 am

          ​Well if there is a bastion of truth and honesty on Bravo, it’s most def Andy Cohen.

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  6. janshell says

    March 17, 2015 at 11:10 pm

    Lol these two are in heels and sneakers at the beach??! They are so devoted to each other but seem so coy with they displays of affection!

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  7. CocoBrown says

    March 17, 2015 at 11:32 pm

    Oh Kim is still bitter grapes over a house she couldn’t take have because she was a full blow addict and she couldn’t afford it. When Kyle said she had those cancelled checks and she said Kim told her to give the listing to Brooke boy did Kim lose it and tried being dirty but she has no proof! The sickening thing was Kim knew she didn’t have anything and tried holding her sister emotionally hostage again. SMH. Sick woman.

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    • DJ says

      March 18, 2015 at 7:09 am

      Coco…
      I totally agree with you. I took Kim’s flipping out as a total sign she was lying. I would imagine at the time, all Kim was concerned about was getting her hands on some cash.

      Kim needs to get over thinking Kyle owes her something. I am so sick of Kim wallowing in self pity, and jealously of Kyle’s life.

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      • Cheryl says

        March 19, 2015 at 5:50 am

        The key to any screen time Kim has …….. Fast forward! She is just too hard to watch.

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    • Merilyn Zallan Ulrich says

      March 18, 2015 at 11:43 am

      I think that in Kim’s drug addled brain she expected Kyle and Kathy to front her the money or give her the house since she believes that her childhood acting career paid for it (which it probably did). The mother relied on the income of her daughters just as Kim is relying on the income of Kyle and probably Kathy to support her when she can’t earn anything due to her addiction. This family is beyond dysfunctional and I wonder what Mauricio really thinks about all of this. Does he just sign checks and stay as far away as possible or does he ever tell his wife to back off and get Kim out of their life? I’d love to know.

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      • BionicMe says

        March 18, 2015 at 11:53 am

        Kyle did say that Mauricio treated Kim like his other wife. He probably has cut a lot of checks…

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      • CocoBrown says

        March 18, 2015 at 5:29 pm

        Mauricio and Kyle were giving Kim an “allowance” for years til she got this gig. Kim is unappreciative angry little drug addict.

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      • sandra says

        March 18, 2015 at 5:51 pm

        Coco, Just curious, how do you know Mauricio and Kyle gave Kim an allowance for several years?

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    • Merilyn Zallan Ulrich says

      March 18, 2015 at 6:25 pm

      I was under the impression that the listing of the house was given to both Farrah and Brooke. One is Kim’s daughter and one is Kyle’s. Why would Kim’s own daughter cheat her in any way? Kim has probably forgotten her daughter’s name due to the many, many fried brain cells in her head. No one was cheated in that deal and Kim is too screwed up to know it. It’s much easier to blame Kyle.

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  8. Josie says

    March 17, 2015 at 11:34 pm

    I felt bad when Brandi was crying about how mean everyone has been to her. How would you feel to have wine thrown in your eyes, told the decor in your house looks like psycho, have your wrists held while told you have never supported your sister and get slapped…oh, wait. Actually, that was Brandi…

    I’m all for cougars but was Andree even old enough to shave? I found him so young as to be a bit creepy.

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    • tootsie says

      March 17, 2015 at 11:36 pm

      I’m all for taking the young guy, but really, this guy? Not worth it.

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      • calipatti says

        March 18, 2015 at 1:17 am

        Hey … Tootsie, kept looking for you, good to see you here.

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    • SantaFeWay says

      March 17, 2015 at 11:43 pm

      Me too. Totally creepy. He’s 23? And she’s old enough to be his mother and, not that men don’t do that too, it’s pathetic. We can all see how this is the only maturity level she can aspire to entice. Real men her own age are not interested in the embarrassment she is so she flashes her cooch and let’s little boys have their way with it. Yuck!

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      • KatherineNola says

        March 18, 2015 at 7:43 am

        @santafe I agree. I’m all for playing cougar, good times! I’m early 40’s and it’s been fun. BUT, early 20’s are a tad too young for me. I don’t want to bang a guy when I am old enought to be his mother, pathetic. Too many men out there. Brandi is a gross, nasty piece of work. Enlightening to know she is now spreading her STDS in Amsterdam. Beware fellow travelers! 🙂

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      • Merilyn Zallan Ulrich says

        March 18, 2015 at 11:47 am

        I could never be a cougar because standing (lying?) next to a young kid would make me feel old. It’s not a turn on for me at all. There are sexy older men who are much more appealing than this kid who looks like a little boy and acts like a horny teenager. I hope he used protection because Brandi is probably the gift that keeps on giving…..

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      • Merilyn Zallan Ulrich says

        March 18, 2015 at 6:27 pm

        You go on television and screw around with a kid who looks about 15 and your boys (one who is 11 years old) can see it? I can only imagine what those boys see in their everyday lives with Brandi for a mother, Eddie for a father and LeAnn for a step-mother. It gives me chills.

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        • tamaratattles says

          March 19, 2015 at 12:09 am

          ​In my exuberance for vacation sex I should have pointed out that I am not married and do not have children and am not on a TV show sucking face with a kid who appears to be twelve that my sons will see and be mocked about it at school.

          She should have been civilized at dinner and waited until the cameras were off. 🙂

          I think Leann and Eddie have gone to great lengths to at least give the appearance of being good role models for the boys. Leann is at every soccer game (with Eddie) etc.

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          • shay says

            March 19, 2015 at 12:22 am

            TT: those things make all the difference in the world. I have been apart from my ex for almost 2 years and I can’t imagine holding hands with someone without making my boys protective testosterone rise. (I love it that they’re protective though:)

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      • Katherine says

        March 19, 2015 at 12:22 am

        Oh, honey. When I was separated, I had an affair with a 26-year-old. I was 42. No regrets. Changed my life for the better, and I have nothing but fond memories. YOLO and all that. 🙂

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        • shay says

          March 19, 2015 at 12:29 am

          I think 26 year olds are men. At 21/22 your parents can still claim you on their taxes, you’re probably on their insurance, and you most likely have a countdown to slut holidays. Another difference is most 21/22 year old “dudes” have baby chests.

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        • tamaratattles says

          March 19, 2015 at 1:42 am

          I mean, yeah, it’s a really good weekend. Or maybe even a week, but not a real thing. ​

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      • Cheryl says

        March 19, 2015 at 5:55 am

        Real men her own age know what HPV is. Run like their peepees are on fire—the other way.

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      • Jaded says

        March 19, 2015 at 8:25 pm

        It made me think of that scene last season (I think) when she was mad at JR and broke up with him because he went on a couples vacation and didn’t invite her. I thought there is good reason you weren’t invited. She would be so embarrassing.

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  9. SantaFeWay says

    March 17, 2015 at 11:36 pm

    I really look forward to RHBH and I’m sad next week is the finale. I’m getting quite fed up with Kim and Brandi by now and tonight’s dinner scene proves the group can have fun and be completely watchable without hearing from either of them. Hope Bravo takes notice.

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    • tootsie says

      March 17, 2015 at 11:37 pm

      Not going to happen. Without this totally fabricated Kim/Kyle/Brandi nonsense, there isn’t anything to comment on.

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    • BH Wannabe says

      March 17, 2015 at 11:42 pm

      I feel like you’re watching something else.

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      • tootsie says

        March 17, 2015 at 11:48 pm

        OK. Take out Kim, Kyle, and Brandi. What do you want to comment on?

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        • tamaratattles says

          March 18, 2015 at 3:10 pm

          Lisa R and Eileen! gossiping about DOOL. More trips to fun places. Exploring wine country without any wine tossing! Taking about kids and homework and how hard it is too find good help!

          LVP working at PUMP! Selecting menus and dealing with drama. Going to charity events. Chatting about current events! Just normal people things in Beverly Hills. ​

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          • lisamia says

            March 18, 2015 at 3:19 pm

            “Lisa R and Eileen! gossiping about DOOL. More trips to fun places. Exploring wine country without any wine tossing! Taking about kids and homework and how hard it is too find good help!…”
            Spot on! Exactly the show I want to watch.

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      • BH Wannabe says

        March 17, 2015 at 11:57 pm

        My comment was in response to SantaFeWay. Or it would have been indented further under yours. Sigh…

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  10. KB says

    March 17, 2015 at 11:38 pm

    I’m sorry but I just find it difficult to empathize with Brandi. Especially finding out she was out on the town during that time. I feel sorry for her father and his wife. The major issue with some of the housewives is that they have never learned the art of apologizing. When you apologize to someone they should leave the room feeling like you meant what you said, and that you get the pain you caused. That apology to Lisa was weak and all she did was justify her actions. “It was a joke” would not have cut it with me either, flowers and all. If she had said “I’m sorry, I should have kept my hands to myself” instead of getting defensive, then maybe she could have gotten different results from Lisa. I’m liking Yo this season. While it may not have been a good idea to bring up what she brought up with Brandi at that time. She was just trying to drive home a particular point to her. “Stop what you’re doing and maybe you won’t have the problems your having with EVERYONE.” It’s exhausting. Brandi’s not a friend, she’s a job and if I were Yo, I’d quit.

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    • shay says

      March 17, 2015 at 11:42 pm

      Yes. If you want forgiveness (even if you aren’t sorry) you say, “There is no excuse for what I did. I know I hurt you. I want to make it up to you, but know that I might not be able to. Either way, I am sorry.” /END

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    • CocoBrown says

      March 17, 2015 at 11:53 pm

      I agree. Everything is a damn joke to Brandi. She not authentic at all because she keeps doing the same behavior over and over again. She’s a 42 yr old woman child that is stuck in her ways. Brandi has no loyalty to anyone but herself. This is all one big game to her so she can get paid. And hey it is what it is get paid but one day when this is all but over who’s gonna want anything to do with her. The bridges have been burned!

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      • Nancy says

        March 18, 2015 at 12:56 pm

        You are right that this is one big game to her. Remember in one of her talking heads in another season she said she was pretty good at being a bitch? I think she deliberately “befriended” them, first Kyle and then Kim, to get in with them, and now she’s finished with her goal of driving a wedge and creating further problems for them.

        She knew exactly what she was doing and paid them back for the time Kim hid her crutches and Kyle laughed about it. They pointed their bony fingers in her face and she probably decided right then to play her game and get revenge.

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      • CocoBrown says

        March 18, 2015 at 5:35 pm

        Oh Nancy do we share the same brain! I truly believe Brandi has been devising a plan for years to get The Richards sisters to be at odds to her expense. She hasn’t forgot the first game night by a mile. Plus her hate for Kyle runs deep because she has it all and shes back in LVP’s good graces. It only fuels the beast in Brandi.

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    • Wonky Tonk says

      March 17, 2015 at 11:54 pm

      Yeah I feel the same way about Brandi, she’s exhausted my empathy for her. She’s been complaining that all the other girls get to say what they want but she can’t. Every time she says that I do an on the fly translation and only hear but the other ladies aren’t letting me be an asshole to them, it’s so unfair!

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      • shay says

        March 18, 2015 at 1:28 pm

        Omg, you guys. Pam Dana was right about Brandi. $25,000!

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      • Merilyn Zallan Ulrich says

        March 18, 2015 at 6:32 pm

        Do you really think that Brandi is smart enough to do all that plotting? SHe isn’t intelligent, she’s cunning in a stupid kind of way. She always gets caught and called out so how smart is that. Someone who really plays “the game” would make herself look more innocent and would not use the “it was a joke” excuse. No one buys that and she knows it. She’s just to stupid to think of any other way to exact her revenge. She lied about Lisa V last season and now she’s lying about Kyle to Kim. Sadly, she picked a vulnerable addict who wants to believe all that about her sister who she secretly hates. Kim supported her sister for years when they were kids and she resents the hell out of her. That’s why she dislikes Kyle. It has nothing to do with Brandi or Kim’s so-called sobriety.

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        • oghousewife says

          March 18, 2015 at 7:03 pm

          People keep saying that Kim resents the fact she supported Kyle and her family when she was a young actress. I have only heard Kim speak fondly of her acting career. She seems to still live in those glory days. Now i can see her being jealous that Kyle has a husband and is financially secure. I just don’t think Kim was upset that she worked as a child.

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    • addie2u says

      March 19, 2015 at 4:09 pm

      Brandi thinks someone accepting her apology gives her permission to continue with the same offensive behavior. It’s no wonder people aren’t eager to accept her apologies, they know they’re only setting themselves up. “Fool me once . . . . “

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      • Wonky Tonk says

        March 19, 2015 at 9:13 pm

        Yeah, that, well I’ve apologized I can’t do anything more, or I’ve apologized what do you want me to do, would get real old real quick.

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  11. shay says

    March 17, 2015 at 11:38 pm

    I turned 37 yesterday. I have sons that are 21/22. If one of my friends tried to get sexy with one of them, I would scratch her fucking eyes out. That is predatory behavior. I know my boys. As bright and darling as they are, they have little boy chests and baby boy brains.

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    • Josie says

      March 17, 2015 at 11:42 pm

      I agree, Shay. I get that you are 40+ and date in the 30’s. But a 22 year old for a 40+ year old woman…not sexy. I would say the same if genders were reversed.

      By the way, I love you on twitter. You are hilarious!

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      • shay says

        March 17, 2015 at 11:50 pm

        @josie, thanks… but I’m twitterless;)

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    • spring2 says

      March 17, 2015 at 11:52 pm

      So agree with you shay.wtf brandi?

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    • MNM says

      March 17, 2015 at 11:53 pm

      That’s only a 15 year age difference..which is nothing

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      • Victoria says

        March 18, 2015 at 12:22 am

        Unless you’re 30 and 15.

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      • shay says

        March 18, 2015 at 1:31 pm

        @victoria, I adopted my boys when I was 30 and the oldest was 15. She can do better things with her life. (Doesn’t she have a maternal instinct?)

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    • DJ says

      March 18, 2015 at 7:13 am

      That is because you are a good mother. Brandi is a disgusting train wreck… But God forbid someone preyed on her sons…. All hell would break loose!

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      • shay says

        March 18, 2015 at 1:34 pm

        Thanks, DJ. Even my sons’ older friends get fed and get pocket money when they come over! I may not have biological children, but I am a mother and have an instinct to protect and nurture.

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      • HotToddy says

        March 18, 2015 at 3:48 pm

        Shay, you are so awesome for giving some foster kids a mom! God bless!

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        • shay says

          March 18, 2015 at 7:32 pm

          Thank you, HotToddy (feel a little dirty saying that)! They made me a mother… which is the greatest gift in the world.

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    • BionicMe says

      March 18, 2015 at 11:55 am

      Jesus! You started early but I agree. Brandi could be that guys mom. YUCK!

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      • shay says

        March 18, 2015 at 1:36 pm

        I adopted teenage boys were in the foster system. But thanks for assuming.

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    • tb says

      March 18, 2015 at 1:12 pm

      Pfft. Sexy times between a 42 year old woman and 22 year old man is not predatory behavior.

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      • Merilyn Zallan Ulrich says

        March 18, 2015 at 6:36 pm

        Maybe not predatory but just plain stupid. Her kids may be watching and her ex is definitely watching and he and his wife are probably amassing information to take to a custody fight. I have no doubt that they will win. Drunk, half naked, see through clothing in public, slapping people and swearing constantly are not motherly traits that courts look upon favorably.

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    • Wonky Tonk says

      March 18, 2015 at 8:08 pm

      Happy late birthday wishes Shay.

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      • shay says

        March 18, 2015 at 10:10 pm

        Thank you!!

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      • addie2u says

        March 19, 2015 at 4:20 pm

        Wonky – trying to reply to your comment re Yolanda ↓↓ & I agree. Though Yolanda’s coming off squeaky clean this current season — during her 1st season (or 2) she came off as quite calculating. The icing on the cake was when she was so rude to Ken “don’t touch me” (or something to that effect).

        Not today, but someday I’ll figure out this damn WordPress ☺

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  12. Josie says

    March 17, 2015 at 11:38 pm

    I think Yolanda is indebted to Brandi for not saying that she was the one that told her the nasty rumor about Krupka. Otherwise, how has Brandi had her back??

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    • Nancy says

      March 18, 2015 at 12:58 pm

      Maybe Brandi finally opens her mouth about that, like she has blabbed on all the others, and that’s the final straw for Yolanda. If I remember correctly, since filming ended Yolanda has said, when asked, that she and Brandi are only cordial because of work.

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      • Wonky Tonk says

        March 18, 2015 at 8:11 pm

        I wasn’t aware she had said that, but watching her on the show I would say it’s safe to venture she feels that way about all of them. If anything she probably feels it less about Brandi than the others. Although her confessionals tend to indicate she’s getting frustrated with Brandi.

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      • shay says

        March 19, 2015 at 2:20 am

        @wonky and TT: look at Mohammed. He is a crypt keeper and a serial cheater. No way she was with him, and had kids with him, if he was renting an apartment in the valley.

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    • TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsYoya says

      March 18, 2015 at 4:10 pm

      I just can’t imagine Yolanda saying something like that about anyone.

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      • Wonky Tonk says

        March 18, 2015 at 8:16 pm

        Really? At the beginning of her fist season I remember thinking I liked her, but during last season that all abruptly changed. Yolanda comes off as very calculating to me. Almost all of her interactions with Lisa V, and Joyce seemed that way to me last season. In fact there have been a few times I’ve been ungracious towards her as the term gold digger raced through my thoughts in her direction. It happened again during last nights show actually.

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        • Tanya says

          March 18, 2015 at 8:22 pm

          @wonkytonk Gold digger? Yo? Why? Because she married rich twice? She was a working model in Europe, those girls don’t typically end up with the average Joe. Rich divorcees tend to date other rich folks.

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      • Wonky Tonk says

        March 18, 2015 at 8:25 pm

        Honestly I’m not sure, but the thought has passed my mind on more than one occasion. I did again last night when she name dropped Julio Iglesias from thirty years ago. I can him, and Foster, it’s the Hadid marriage that makes me think it I think. I recognize it as an uncharitable thought, but never the less it presents itself to me occasionally.

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        • tamaratattles says

          March 19, 2015 at 1:07 am

          ​To me the harkening back to Julio screamed gold digger. She’s supposedly this poor little dutch girl whose mother is not exactly living the high life, and she wants to make sure we know she was with Julio? Did she never like a not rich guy?

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          • Tanya says

            March 19, 2015 at 10:18 am

            @Tamara LOL….yeah, the guy in Amsterdam who showed up for filming and said they dated back in the day. Once your toe is in the modeling realm..that’s your world…the rich guys aren’t so hard to find. I’m not mad @ her.

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    • Merilyn Zallan Ulrich says

      March 18, 2015 at 6:38 pm

      Yolanda may have indicated that Mohammad was with Joanna but I can’t see her filling in all of the dirty details especially about the smelly nether regions. No, I think that either Brandi made that up or got it from one of her mysterious “sources” (that probably don’t exist). Or, she is projecting her own body odor onto someone else. After all, she sleeps with anyone who walks past her and doesn’t ask any questions. She looks like she smells bad.

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      • Meredo says

        March 18, 2015 at 10:33 pm

        Didn’t Brandi say that Mohammed told her and Lisa? Not that I believe her.

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  13. BH Wannabe says

    March 17, 2015 at 11:41 pm

    I really like Eileen.

    That said, this show is so old. I cannot watch two of the Richards sisters bicker any more in my life. Kathy is officially my favorite. I don’t care what anyone says. Kim and Kyle are a fucking joke.

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    • Merilyn Zallan Ulrich says

      March 18, 2015 at 11:50 am

      I will only say this..Kathy Hilton is NOT a nice person or a good sister. Period…end of story.

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      • Meredo says

        March 18, 2015 at 6:52 pm

        So true Marilyn. Also she raised Paris, that alone speaks volumes!

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    • shay says

      March 18, 2015 at 1:41 pm

      BH, it’s pretty bad when you consider hanging out with Paris Hilton over Kim/Kyle. At least Paris is all smiles and good times. I’d also feel safer with her chihuahua than kim’s pitbull.

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      • Jaded says

        March 18, 2015 at 5:11 pm

        I think the pitbull came from one of the Hiltons.

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        • shay says

          March 18, 2015 at 7:36 pm

          Jaded: I said Paris, not Conrad. Any child from America, especially, shouldn’t be calling people “peasants.” (It’s never even been a thing here!)

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          • tamaratattles says

            March 19, 2015 at 12:28 am

            I must respectfully disagree. I love when rich people call us peasants. Or pedestrian. It’s cute. ​

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      • tamaratattles says

        March 18, 2015 at 10:55 pm

        Plus Paris has better coke. Allegedly. ​

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        • shay says

          March 18, 2015 at 11:04 pm

          Of course.

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  14. Gilette says

    March 17, 2015 at 11:43 pm

    Why is everyone assuming that Brandi’s father WANTS her to be with him? Methinks not.

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    • shay says

      March 17, 2015 at 11:55 pm

      Plus, we have seen other housewives go to home for sympathy scenes. Eddie has the kids a lot. She managed to go to Calgary and Amsterdam… Norcal too long of a trip to see your poor dad? (I would estimate a driving time, but don’t want to start Civil War part 3.)

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      • tamaratattles says

        March 18, 2015 at 3:18 pm

        ​I would need to know your geographical areas of expertise in order to even consider your travel time estimates. So good call.

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        • shay says

          March 18, 2015 at 7:25 pm

          TT: I knew this was coming but still snorted.

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      • Merilyn Zallan Ulrich says

        March 18, 2015 at 6:41 pm

        5 h 59 min (384.4 mi) via I-5 N. I have also made the drive several times.

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        • shay says

          March 18, 2015 at 7:40 pm

          MZU: please don’t taint my thread with talks of mileage, driving times, and your personal experiences. I’m trying to stay drama-free over here.

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      • Meredo says

        March 18, 2015 at 7:23 pm

        I live about 20 minutes north of Sacramento (where Brandi’s parents live), it takes us 9 hours to drive to Disneyland from here. So, depending on the distance between Anaheim and Calabasas (sp?), there’s your time! Probably not the best example, but someone said 5 hours and I think that’s way off.

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      • shay says

        March 18, 2015 at 7:44 pm

        Meredo: “Not the best example”? Then don’t post it – especially on my thread! I don’t need cans of worms and whoop-ass where there are orchids and giggling.

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    • Nancy says

      March 18, 2015 at 1:03 pm

      I think you’re right judging by past scenes. He probably feels like dealing with her and being embarrassed by her contributes to his heart problems. Even if he was an old hippie who walked around naked and, from what it looks like, Brandi was not parented nor told “no”, still, she’s just an embarrassment. I feel more sorry for her siblings and nieces. Brandi’s mother gave me a bitch vibe at the housewarming party when LVP said what needed to be said “I blame the parents” regarding Brandi’s behavior. The mom was defending Brandi and said “but we love her no matter what….” blah blah blah. I know if I’d done one tenth of the things Brandi has done and someone I’d hurt was talking with my mother about it, she would voice her disappointment in me and apologize to that person on my behalf. She would never just grin and bare her teeth and take up for me.

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      • Shannah says

        March 18, 2015 at 3:27 pm

        Nancy, I agree. Your mother would be mortified, as would most mothers with any sense of propriety, but we are talking about Brandi’s mother. From the few glimpses of her we’ve seen, it seems that she was the one who enabled Brandi to grow up to be the vulgar, uncouth person she is today. Even Brandi said her mother’s adage was that “it doesn’t matter what people say about you as long as they keep talking – when they stop talking about you is when you should worry”. What sort of mother says that? The sort that would name their daughter after an alcoholic beverage and think it’s cute to end it with an “i”. The epitome of white trash.

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      • shay says

        March 18, 2015 at 7:54 pm

        Here’s what happened: Brandi was 14 and complained that there was a slut book at school and she was ranked #1. Brandi’s mom replied, “They are just jealous. If they’re talking about you it means you’re popular and important…. The more people try and bring you down is only a symbol of how much higher above them you are! You should only worry about becoming irrelevant.”

        Brandi’s 14-42 year old mind: “I am the epitome of relevance. As long as I can keep people talking about me, it doesn’t matter what they say. It means I’m important… Hm. Has anyone worn a short skirt, gone commando, bent over and showed a gushing tampon? I know what I’m doing Tuesday. Thanks, Mom!”
        Allegedly.

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      • Meredo says

        March 18, 2015 at 8:50 pm

        @Shay, Please don’t tell me where I can or can’t post!

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        • shay says

          March 18, 2015 at 10:04 pm

          Zzzz. I was joking. Now, I’m kind of serious.

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      • Meredo says

        March 18, 2015 at 10:16 pm

        @ Shay, sorry, I wasn’t sure, kind of having an off day!

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      • shay says

        March 18, 2015 at 10:37 pm

        Meredo: no worries:) if you get used to me/my comments you’ll know (toward commenters) I’m very respectful and positive. (The joke was from another blog post… there was VERY heated arguments and name calling about the distance between Phaedra’s house and NeNe’s house.)

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        • tamaratattles says

          March 19, 2015 at 1:20 am

          ​Because, Yankees.

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  15. Wonky Tonk says

    March 17, 2015 at 11:43 pm

    I suspect you’re right about the edits. I know the fact they edited that tease to make it appear Kim goes off when Kyle tells her Brandi has been telling people they should do an intervention when in fact Kim goes off about their mother’s house.
    And speaking of that I thought it strange that Kim goes haywire on Kyle over and over again for not supporting her, goes haywire on Lisa R. for suggesting she wasn’t sober, that she needed an intervention etc, but when she finds out Brandi’s been saying she thinks Kim needs an intervention—> crickets.
    Back tracking a little Kim gets to the house and as she’s walking around for the tour I’m thinking that’s just going to remind her about their mother’s house, and sure enough a few minutes later it comes out.
    After watching tonight’s episode I’m really starting to believe Kim secretly hates Kyle. If you watch how Kim treats Kyle it almost always makes no sense, but if you factor in the possibility of Kim hating Kyle it all makes a hell of a lot more sense.

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    • Amanda says

      March 17, 2015 at 11:50 pm

      Kim is SO jealous of Kyle. It’s so sad to see her anger at Kyle for having a good life. You could tell during the ‘tour’ of the house she couldn’t care any less, and then in her interview, “They bought a house. God Bless them….. (eyeroll)”
      I believe Kyle really loves her sister and wants a relationship with her but it appears (and probably is) very toxic and emotionally exhausting.

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      • CocoBrown says

        March 18, 2015 at 12:09 am

        Kim is just emotionally abusive but she knows Kyle will still keep coming back because of the sister angle. Kyle just needs to cut her off and step away at this point. She’s left you emotionally ruined for much too long. Enough is enough.

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      • Wonky Tonk says

        March 18, 2015 at 12:15 am

        The thing is nothing ever gets resolved with Kim. The way their mother’s house came up yet again, after they discussed it and supposedly resolved it is a prime example. And it’s not just that it came up, but the sheer malevolence with which she attacked her sister with it was really quite extraordinary I thought. I’m quickly coming to the conclusion nothing ever gets resolved between Kim and Kyle because Kim doesn’t want it to, she hates her sister. It’s hard not to think Kyle would be better off if she stopped trying, because it’s pretty obvious at this point Kim is always going to find fault with Kyle. If she can’t pin anything on her in the moment she’ll be sure to pull something out of the past and throw that at her like she did tonight.

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      • DJ says

        March 18, 2015 at 8:43 am

        Amanda,
        I TOTALLT AGREE. Kim is used to being the “Disney Queen”, and having people fawn over her. This is not how she saw her life turning out. In her mind, Kyle’s life should be hers, therefore Kim constantly has to punish her sister.

        AANNDD….. she heard what Brandi said about Mauricio. I would imagine she was thrilled inside that Kyle took an emotional hit. Kim just SAT there, like she accused Kyle of doing on the plane.

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      • oghousewife says

        March 18, 2015 at 10:55 am

        I really think Kim has damage in regards to her memory. It sounded like she was convinced that the house was in escrow when she found out it was being sold. When Kyle corrected her by telling her that Kim asked that Brook take the listing and therefore had to know before hand, Kim was upset. Upset because her memory loss makes her look like a fool when arguing. Maybe if she admitted the damage that she has done to her brain from years of abuse she would not be so hateful.

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      • Merilyn Zallan Ulrich says

        March 18, 2015 at 11:52 am

        I don’t want to defend Kim but she bankrolled her entire family for a long time and she is resentful of that. The sad part is that she is taking it out on the wrong person. It was her beloved mother who caused all of this stress and is still causing it from her grave. The sisters worship the late mother and can’t get past what she really did to them. It’s no secret that the mother was a monster and a lot of people know about that.

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      • Merilyn Zallan Ulrich says

        March 18, 2015 at 6:42 pm

        Not just jealous…RESENTFUL.

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      • Amanda says

        March 18, 2015 at 8:11 pm

        She definitely heard Brandi’s dig about Kyle’s husband! Kim’s selective hearing is pretty incredible! Ha.
        Brandi wants everyone to believe everyone is unfaithful since her marriage failed. She calls Eileen a home wrecker, implies that LVP sleeps around, takes cheap shots at Kyle’s marriage…. and STILL plays the victim with Eddie and Scheana. Oh, and also was screwing around with a man that was dating someone else, right (JR?)?

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    • angienc says

      March 18, 2015 at 2:19 am

      Kim loves and hates Kyle. Kyle loves and hates Kim. They yell and scream and say horrible things to each other and then 5 minutes later they hug and kiss and say how much they love each other.
      That’s how co-dependents roll. And they will keep doing the same thing over & over again until one of them changes the dynamic, which thus far neither seem willing and/or able to do for whatever reason from their fuck up childhood.
      Kim and Kyle are basically the same — the only difference is one is an addict and one isn’t.

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      • Jaded says

        March 19, 2015 at 8:41 pm

        Amen!

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    • KatherineNola says

      March 18, 2015 at 7:36 am

      @wonky..agree with everything you posted. Plus I really think Kim despises Kyle since Kim can’t get sober(or chooses not to put the work in to achieve it). Loved the fact when Kyle stated she had cancelled checks to prove Kim got her cut, kim goes wild. Proving Kim was full of shit, in my opinion.

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    • Twilly says

      March 18, 2015 at 9:09 am

      She’s resentful for sure. Maybe she feels that she had to work as a child to support the family and had all the pressure while Kyle, the youngest, got to grow up in some wealth and comfort without the same pressure. But it’s been about 17 years since my last psych class

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      • margroc says

        March 18, 2015 at 11:23 pm

        Kyle worked almost as much as Kim did back then.

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        • tamaratattles says

          March 19, 2015 at 1:29 am

          ​Thank you Margroc! I feel like everyone is acting like the entire family lived off the back of Kim when Kyle was also working as a kid and Kim was not exactly making Brooke Shields money… the parents had jobs… There is this weird glorification of Kim’s “career” here.

          Come sit by me, Marg.

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      • Tanya says

        March 19, 2015 at 11:00 am

        @Twilly I agree..but didn’t Kim marry rich? Wasn’t Monty an heir of something?

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    • BionicMe says

      March 18, 2015 at 11:58 am

      Kyle turned out to be everything Kim was supposed to be. Yeah, I see it too. Kim is still stuck in 1985 (her last real acting job) thinking she is the super star, when in reality there is a whole new generation and a half that don’t know who she is. Right now, she is famous for being on RHOBH.
      I can see why she is jealous of Kyle as if she was the only that was supposed to have everything. Kyle is everything that Kim is not.

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  16. Josie says

    March 17, 2015 at 11:52 pm

    If this were a friend, Kyle would have given up long ago. Kim’s pickled brain under Brandi’s influence is just not rational.

    I find it very sad to continually see Kyle beating her head against the wall. Also, Kim is not very articulate so I often dont even understand what she is talking about in her talking head. Why are you mad at Kyle again?? Spit it out Kim…

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  17. lisamia says

    March 17, 2015 at 11:58 pm

    Great recap. Thanks, TT!
    Questions:
    1)WTF was in Yolanda’s IV bag?? It was orange. Tang? And why was she getting an IV at a salon?????
    2) Why didn’t Lisa Rinna mention Brandi’s intervention suggestion on the plane to Amsterdam?
    3)Kyle is cooking three huge hunks of meat. She doesn’t eat. Kim doesn’t eat much either. Who is she cooking for? Well, she burned it, so I guess the question doesn’t matter.
    There was a whole lot of choppy editing. I re-round the first back in BH scene, because I thought I must have missed something. Maybe we’ll get more scenes in the reunion and secrets episodes.
    Eileen and Lisa Vanderpump looked so happy to be home. Eileen’s son’s mountain of homework made me happy that my kids are grown now I don’t have to do that with them any more.

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    • angienc says

      March 18, 2015 at 2:21 am

      I think that the IV bag was a vitamin treatment. I haven’t done it/seen it personally, but I’ve heard they’re the rage these days at medi-spas.

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    • DJ says

      March 18, 2015 at 10:03 am

      lisamia,
      LOL! Good catch with the meat. Maybe the meat was for the camera crew. They were in the desert, so perhaps they were sleeping at Kyles house.

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      • lisamia says

        March 18, 2015 at 10:06 am

        I was thinking feeding the camera crew as well.

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    • BionicMe says

      March 18, 2015 at 11:58 am

      IV bag is a vitamin cocktail.

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    • tb says

      March 18, 2015 at 3:42 pm

      lisamia, I went to La Jolie Medi Spa website! The only drip service they offer is called anti-aging treatment. Totally creeped me out.

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      • Tanya says

        March 18, 2015 at 3:50 pm

        @tb @lisamia I googled Vitamin drip and found that it has been a Hollywood thing for about 3 years now. There is something called a Myers cocktail that includes your basic pick me up supplements…Vit B, C, etc. and I read it has been known to help people with fibromyalgia and other similar maladies. I remember hearing about B12 shots for people who work crazy long hours…I guess IV drips were the next evolution. I like the idea…won’t have to ingest all that wax coating on supplements.

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  18. lisamia says

    March 18, 2015 at 12:02 am

    One more question: What animal did Brandi shoot to make that hideous vest?

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    • Gingersnap says

      March 18, 2015 at 12:34 am

      It kind of looked like wooly mammoth to me 😉

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      • Jess says

        March 18, 2015 at 1:45 am

        I think it’s the same vest she wore to Maurico’s agencies opening where she got into it with Adrienne & Paul.

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      • lisamia says

        March 18, 2015 at 10:07 am

        Gingersnap, it did look like a wooly mammoth!

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    • MariAnne says

      March 18, 2015 at 2:29 pm

      It was left over from the Sony & Cher show.

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      • Tanya says

        March 18, 2015 at 2:38 pm

        @Marianne bahahaha! So true!

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  19. Allison says

    March 18, 2015 at 12:17 am

    That vest. Awful. It looks like a carpet. Maybe it doubles as carpet for her knees after the date.

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    • Twilly says

      March 18, 2015 at 9:10 am

      I bet it stinks!

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      • Meredo says

        March 18, 2015 at 10:28 pm

        That hideous vest stood out to me as well. Loving all the hilarious comments!

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  20. Bliss says

    March 18, 2015 at 12:19 am

    I’m confused about wthletes whole house thing? Is Kim claiming she was never paid her share of the house? Or was she just mad that kim sold it? Or is kim just cray cray?

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    • Bliss says

      March 18, 2015 at 12:20 am

      Mad that Kyle sold it i mean.. And pardon my typos. iPad keyboard.

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      • texastea says

        March 18, 2015 at 1:15 am

        What i gathered is that the mother left them the house equally, but there was still a mortgage. Kathy has her own home there so she didn’t want to keep paying the mortgage and Kim couldn’t afford to pay her share so they agreed to be bought out. I can only assume Kim had a change of heart but still no money to chip in on the mortgage so she cashed the check but resented it.

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        • tamaratattles says

          March 18, 2015 at 3:28 pm

          I seriously doubt the house was mortgaged. ​

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      • Bliss says

        March 18, 2015 at 1:57 am

        That’s what I thought it sounded like too. But then she has absolutely no reason to be mad at Kyle so it didn’t make sense. Then I remembered we are talking about Kim here.
        I really do feel for Kyle. Being related to Kim must be torture on a daily basis.

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      • margroc says

        March 18, 2015 at 11:28 pm

        The mother left the house to the three sisters. Kyle bought out Kathy and Kim. Mauricio and Kyle got a mortgage because the house required a lot of work. They offered Kim a partnership in the house, but Kim couldn’t afford what would be her share of the mortgage

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        • tamaratattles says

          March 19, 2015 at 1:31 am

          ​I am in love with this Margroc person.

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    • jane grey says

      March 18, 2015 at 10:39 am

      My recolection is that Kyle bought Kim and Kathy out for $30,000 each. It was implied that Kim was having a tough time at the time and needed the money. Then at a later date she offered to give the $30,000 back to get her share back but Kyle and Mauricio wouldn’t let her back in because they made some improvements on the house.

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      • jane grey says

        March 18, 2015 at 11:58 am

        Actually, I don’t remember the amount Kathy was given being mentioned. Kim seemed to be implying on last night’s episode that Kathy was paid more.

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      • BionicMe says

        March 18, 2015 at 12:02 pm

        Maybe Kathy was paid more because she kept her financial responsibility till the time they sold and Kim didn’t? In Kim’s disturbed mind this house was all hers because the mom probably bought it with her money. Then she should be upset at her mother for splitting it in her will. If she didn’t pay mortgage and taxes then she shouldn’t get the most. She is crazy.

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      • jane grey says

        March 18, 2015 at 9:34 pm

        It was $20,000 actually. Kim got $20,000 for her share of the house.

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        • tamaratattles says

          March 19, 2015 at 1:18 am

          ​Please read the commenting rules. I think perhaps rule 10

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  21. missyrocks5 says

    March 18, 2015 at 12:22 am

    Glad to hear TT isn’t a teetotaler on St. Patty’s! Brandi acted like Kim with her poor me routine- reap what you sow, beyotch! And who the hell gets a facial when one of your folks is in the hospital? Meanwhile, back to Yoli at the dinner- she looked insanely good in the black dress. She is stunning, and I was amused to hear she has parlayed that hotness into the jerset lifestyle since quite a young age if she was Julio’s boo back in the day. No broke asses for her. And I also think, even despite the fact she was married to a plastic surgeon, Adrienne looks ridiculously good for her age. I mean wrinkle wise. Her skin is amazing. Did Kyle mean they own that house or is it rented? Gorgeous home. No doubt Kim is mad jealous of her sister on many levels. Looking forward to the former housewives being on WWHL.

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    • tamaratattles says

      March 18, 2015 at 3:23 pm

      ​Mauricio is in real estate. Of course they bought the house. http://s17948.p858.sites.pressdns.com/2014/07/03/kyle-richards-and-mauricio-umansky-purchase-lavish-palm-springs-home/

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      • EvilBitchDaughter says

        March 19, 2015 at 12:04 am

        Kim is a licensed realtor and works at Hilton/Hyland. At the time, Mauricio was working there too. This whole story is fake. Kim didn’t have the wool pulled over her eyes as she knows how deals like this work. Why don’t people know that Kim Richards is a realtor…and a successful one. She once showed a property to me and my 4th husband and, other than smelling of stale cigarettes and whiskey, she seemed quite shrewd and knowledgable in real estate.

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  22. Twilly says

    March 18, 2015 at 12:29 am

    I wonder if Kim’s childhood earnings paid for that house and that’s why Kim felt it was hers and that it was stolen from her when she was left only a 3rd. Big Kathy sure fucked her girls up by pimping them out to Hollywood so young and pitting them against one another. She’s the original PMK.

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    • shay says

      March 18, 2015 at 2:41 am

      @Twilly, everyone speculates at how grand kim’s childhood earnings were, but that depends a lot on money management. Also, subtract the amount she spent on drugs/alcohol and how much those rehab stints costs. Now, factor she hasn’t earned in 30 years… I’m just not sure how far those 1970’s Disney dollars stretch. Allegedly.

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      • Wiitchy says

        March 18, 2015 at 8:48 am

        Also subtract how much the mother took.

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    • swizzle says

      March 18, 2015 at 10:20 am

      I think you are exactly right on that. I’m sure Kim felt dividing the estate in thirds wasn’t fair when Kim was the primary family bread winner. I can’t say I disagree with her.

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      • MariAnne says

        March 18, 2015 at 2:25 pm

        And that Kathy is married to a multi-millionaire!

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  23. oh sheila! you a good judy says

    March 18, 2015 at 12:37 am

    yes yes. loads of last minute editing T.T.– and i think it’s no coincidence that kyle’s PR tour was underway last week and this. i’m curious as to what the narrative of this season (and the original cut of this episode) would have been, if kyle wasn’t an EP. i wonder…

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  24. Kitty Mamma says

    March 18, 2015 at 12:37 am

    Waaait a minute, TT. Lent is over? I can drink beer and Coca-Colas again? (And I, too, have lost no weight, which surprises the hell out of me.) I love that pic of Ken and Lisa. They look fantastic!

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    • BionicMe says

      March 18, 2015 at 12:06 pm

      Lent is not over. It has not been 40 days since Feb 18 It ends on Holy Saturday… this person just gave up I guess.

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      • sandra says

        March 18, 2015 at 3:22 pm

        “this person just gave up I guess.” LOL! Do you know what you are talking about? Did you read the blog? I don’t think so…..

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        • tamaratattles says

          March 18, 2015 at 11:44 pm

          ​This person wonders where this fucker thinks they are. 🙂

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      • shay says

        March 19, 2015 at 2:34 am

        This person is having a hard time biting my tongue when it comes to that super judgy person.

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    • tamaratattles says

      March 18, 2015 at 3:25 pm

      ​Lent is not over. I just opted to get really drunk rather than going on a homicidal rampage. I drank for the good of the community. I’m practically a saint.

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      • sandra says

        March 18, 2015 at 3:43 pm

        Well then, you made a wise decission. It could be difficult to hide the bodies. I watched the Robert Durst interview (up to #5) last night, scary. And yes, Saint Tamara you are. Cheers!

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      • tb says

        March 18, 2015 at 4:04 pm

        I gave up Lent for Lent.

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        • tamaratattles says

          March 18, 2015 at 11:52 pm

          ​You are very wise. 🙂

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      • Meredo says

        March 18, 2015 at 10:46 pm

        OMG, you are too funny! Thank- you for looking out for the community, you really are a saint.

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  25. spk says

    March 18, 2015 at 1:27 am

    Wow – seeing that brief black-n-white clip of Kim, from back in the day at their mothers old desert house, I could really see how utterly ill and under the influence Kim was back then, compared to todays episode.

    There’s so much anger and loss of memory from addiction between those two. Get Help!! Both of you, asap, together. Geez.

    Otherwise I’m breaking my Lent promise to TT and the Mardi Gras crowd from the stress of watching them. If I owned a pool like that, I’d be swimming constantly, not bitching constantly.

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    • Meredo says

      March 18, 2015 at 10:51 pm

      Me too. That house was absolutely gorgeous, even more so than the house she lives in. I’m surprised she didn’t do a girls week-end or something just to show off that place.

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      • shay says

        March 19, 2015 at 2:35 am

        Really pretty… but i don’t understand white people’s fascination with spending time in the desert. Especially, when they have the funds to buy beachfront in the Bu.

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        • lisamia says

          March 19, 2015 at 3:57 am

          Totally agree, Shay, except I’d be buying something on the beach in Morro Bay.

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          • shay says

            March 19, 2015 at 4:50 am

            @lisamia: any beach beats desert, especially in California where the average temperature is already hot

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        • tamaratattles says

          March 19, 2015 at 8:10 pm

          well the Sahara is lovely and on the Med. Win win. ​ One of the saddest things in on the planet right now is how Libya is in such a very pitiful state. They could have it all. They have tons of oil, and some of the most beautiful beaches in the world. Great food. They could be a European tourist Mecca. (um no pun intended)

          If only they would quit BLOWING EACH OTHER THE FUCK UP! It just breaks my heart.

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  26. captivagrl says

    March 18, 2015 at 1:30 am

    Watching the young man wrap Brandi in that bathmat of a vest said it all. Obviously he waited until the very last minute (late for the date/taping) and had no other easy offers that evening.

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  27. beth says

    March 18, 2015 at 1:30 am

    Man, I don’t know if it was the lighting, the fact that she’d had a few, or both, but Brandi looked every bit her age and then some, and not too far behind the “menopause-mamas” … hope the boy-toy had a couple doses of penicillin with him.

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    • Nancy says

      March 18, 2015 at 1:20 pm

      Brandi’s drunk-face makes her look so needy and pathetic. When she’s sober you can see the beauty in her face, but when she’s drunk it is distorted to look like a batty grandma.

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    • shay says

      March 18, 2015 at 8:01 pm

      It’s because she was with someone younger than her for a change. My friend, who is 60ish, came over and was fawning all over me and kept asking about my make-up, what was different, saying how great my skin looked… After all my, “Nothing’s changed, I look exactly the same.” A light bulb went off and he asked, “Oh god, is this because I’m used to dating women with older skin?” I died.

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  28. Havanly says

    March 18, 2015 at 1:55 am

    Ok. You topped yourself on this one. You had me laughing out loud when you sidetracked into what you would do with a Rolls Royce. Made,this recap bearable. Thanks. 🙂

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  29. rebecca webb says

    March 18, 2015 at 2:00 am

    Thank God it’s over. I’m also happy they aren’t trying to inspire us ala rhoa. Because, impossible! Is aren’t a word? Sorry.

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  30. angienc says

    March 18, 2015 at 2:05 am

    This is why when dealing with real property received in an inheritance, if one family member wants to sell (or be bought out), the property should just be sold to an unrelated, 3rd party/arms-length transaction for FMV. Because when one family member buys the other out, the one who was bought out still considers the property *theirs* because of the family association and when the property increases in value, they start resenting the family member who bought them out for “taking advantage.”
    Mixing family & business following the death of a loved one is a recipe for disaster.

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    • mdc says

      March 18, 2015 at 12:52 pm

      Truth! Family and money do not ever mix…through in a death and it destroys many.

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    • mdc says

      March 18, 2015 at 12:52 pm

      “throw”…ugh

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    • tamaratattles says

      March 18, 2015 at 5:49 pm

      ​Or in my case , I was the one who bought everyone out. My property has dropped by 60%!!!!!

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      • angienc says

        March 18, 2015 at 6:48 pm

        And do you feel like you got ripped off? LOL
        Of course, there are always exceptions to the rule; but best bet is to forget sentiment and just sell it.

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  31. allysoninlondon says

    March 18, 2015 at 7:21 am

    Brandi is her own worst enemy but this slap thing is ridiculous. She clearly was joking- bad joke for sure- but it was hardly a slap. Not a Brandi fan or supporter but I can’t help but feel that Lisa R. throwing the wine glass trumps this slap and yet none of them seemed to care about Lisa R’s anger management issues???

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    • oghousewife says

      March 18, 2015 at 2:34 pm

      Have you ever been around someone who has had a few drinks and is all clingy, touchy and grabby, doesn’t have a clue about personal space? They think everything is funny and those that are sober just don’t see the joke. It is uncomfortable to be around. It is unsettling. LVP was in that situation and Brandi continued to restrain her and slapped (tapped better maybe?) Her face. Once a drunk starts this sort of play it can go on and on and it becomes impossible to excuse yourself. It is violating because you are forced to be part of the drunks “joke” that only the drunk finds funny.

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    • Tanya says

      March 18, 2015 at 2:37 pm

      @allyson I really don’t think the severity of the slap is at issue. LVP said so in her talking head. The point remains that BG has boundary issues. It’s obvious LVP is not the touchy feely warm + fuzzy type.

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      • allysoninlondon says

        March 18, 2015 at 3:22 pm

        I hear what everyone is saying and it isn’t any fun to be the butt of the drunk persons joke and there are boundaries. And maybe I am about to answer my own question/thought but I guess it seems like Brandi has a point about how the other women are given a pass but she never is…and the answer/reason (presumably) to that is that she’s been given one (a million) too many passes and doesn’t get the benefit of doubt anymore. I do get that- I guess I wish things weren’t so dramatic…but then again it’s why we watch these train wrecks.

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        • Tanya says

          March 18, 2015 at 3:24 pm

          @allyson Now see…she says that alot, but what is she talking about? Who is getting a pass?

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      • allysoninlondon says

        March 18, 2015 at 3:58 pm

        @Tanya- I guess I’m thinking specifically of Lisa R. (whom I love) but the throwing a wine glass and causing the scene that she did was downplayed big time in my opinion. I do also think there is a lot of things we don’t see. Maybe I’m a housewife, haha I’m blaming the edit! But seriously, I think Brandi is a non-funny, obnoxious person when she’s been drinking but they make her out to be villainous, which I just don’t buy. Maybe I’m just happy this seasons almost over because I just didn’t love it but I am not looking forward the the Kyle/Kim reunion drama or the LVP/Brandi screaming matches that I am sure will happen.

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        • Tanya says

          March 18, 2015 at 4:07 pm

          @ allyson Me too! betw BH + ATL I’m drained! I do think LR’s reaction was not okay, but the difference is she’s only acted that way once. None of them say malicious things (that I can recall) but it is def her way to stay relevant. IMHO she is jealous. Out of the group, she + Kim are the only single gals without lovers, who don’t own their homes and need Bravo checks to pay their bills.

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          • tamaratattles says

            March 18, 2015 at 11:58 pm

            ​What on earth makes you think Kim doesn’t own her house?

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            • Tanya says

              March 19, 2015 at 12:04 am

              @Tamara Kim said she was renting her new house…I think it was an episode around the time Monty came for their daughter’s (?) wedding…def before he got sick.

    • shay says

      March 18, 2015 at 8:06 pm

      Why does Lisa R’s bad behavior with Brandi have anything to do with Brandi hitting LVP? If Brandi was injured by LVP in a “joke” that everyone brushed off, okay. But that isn’t the case. If Lisa R. hits a glass on a table near Brandi and isn’t charged with assault that doesn’t mean Brandi gets to hit LVP and get away with it. Am I the only one who sees this??

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      • Katherine says

        March 19, 2015 at 1:29 am

        TT: are you kidding me? Am not an LVP groupie, but to say she was partially to blame for the slap is just plain wrong. Who can anticipate the antics of a drunken giraffe? They are so unpredictable.

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        • tamaratattles says

          March 19, 2015 at 1:47 am

          ​She gives Brandi too much slack to hang herself. She needs to be more aloof.

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    • LaLa says

      March 18, 2015 at 8:59 pm

      Maybe you should review the footage once more. While it was not a Mike Tyson knock out, it was a bit more than “hardly a slap” or “just a tap”. Hardly a slap is what Brandi showed Kim and Yolanda. That whole exchange was actually more aggressive beyond the slap. It was the forceful grabbing of her neck and also shoving her back into place after Lisa was trying to exit with the other women. If this played out between a man and a woman – nobody would be trying to make light of this.

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      • tamaratattles says

        March 19, 2015 at 1:18 am

        I think LVP is a bit to blame for the slap. She knows that brandi is a loon. She needs to stop trying to engage with her. She’s clearly got some sort of SWF thing happening… ​

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    • Meredo says

      March 19, 2015 at 12:17 am

      Probably because Lisa R. Doesn’t behave this way every time they get together and Brandi does. It was wrong of Lisa R. but quite frankly the way Kim kept going off on her, I didn’t blame her one bit.

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  32. Tara says

    March 18, 2015 at 8:58 am

    If I were Kyle, I would type out a document showing all the financial help she and her husband have provided for Kim. ( Maybe she is a visual person ) Obviously standing by her during everything means nothing to Kim.
    Fortunately Kim did seem somewhat sober in this episode. I think she is just ticked she got busted. As for the infamous Poker party, where she was in so much pain – per one of Monty’s social networking sites, she changes clothes numerous times to find the right outfit. Even with a hashtag claiming how much fun it was helping her get ready. ( I apologize if mentioning this isn’t allowed )

    I lived with someone who blamed his addiction, relapses on everyone but himself. Most of the time claiming everyone was wrong bc he was sober. Yes, passing out in ones food is totally sober! It gets so damn aggravating. Kyle may have her issues ( who doesn’t? ) but she is a good sister from what I see.
    Have a wonderful Wednesday!

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    • janet says

      March 19, 2015 at 1:26 am

      There is no getting through to Kim, she is delusional and not right in the head. Every time someone has tried to tell something from the heart to Kim (Eileen about losing her sisters, Lisa R about her sister overdosing), notice Kim looking away and being so cold. She is so unlikable and lacking in redeeming qualities. The only reason Brandi likes her is she has nothng to be jealous of, unlike the others. Kim is acting an ass hole and does need an intervention. Thats somethng disagree with Kyle, its what a good friend would do. Why is a good friend someone pretending youre sober and stable when youre not? Kim has fucked up her life herself. She didnt make the effort to be a good wife and mother like Kyle has , and now she is older, the kids are grown and she’s not in demand any longer. Thats why you have to take your life seriously.

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      • addie2u says

        March 19, 2015 at 4:57 pm

        I agree & I’m sure over the years Kyle & others have sat Kim down & explained the financials (with charts & pretty colors) but she either “forgets” or she just doesn’t get it. Re Kim & Brandi being BFF’s – They’ve both bonded over their dislike of Kyle & though Kim may say “I love my sister”, it’s clear she’s full of deep resentment. Kim doesn’t even like herself, how’s she expected to genuinely care about another human being.

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  33. JustJenn says

    March 18, 2015 at 10:24 am

    When I was 26 I had a 22 year old at work always following me around like a puppy and asking me out, but even then 22 was too young for me. Guys that age are still so young look and immature. I know Brandi thinks that she’s still a teenager, but ick. Everything about that woman is revolting. Just like Kim she is forever the victim of all of the mean and evil people in the world. Having no self awareness or remorse must make it pretty easy to sleep at night.

    Andy hasn’t been letting talk about Brandi on WWHL, or he kind of breezes past it if they do. I take that as a bad sign of what’s to come for next season.

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    • shay says

      March 18, 2015 at 7:21 pm

      JustJen: you mean a “good” sign?:)

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      • JustJenn says

        March 18, 2015 at 11:02 pm

        Well I hope so, but I have a feeling that thing will be back.

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  34. Maisey says

    March 18, 2015 at 11:22 am

    I know Brandi thinks she is boho chic fabulous in her vest but it looked like it was made from used remnants of an out-of-bussiness car wash. She looked especially dirty and raggedy last night. I don’t get it. How do women who spend so much money on themselves end up looking and dressing so cheap? On second thought, maybe the vest is made of old, used, RHOBH hair extensions.

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    • janet says

      March 18, 2015 at 2:10 pm

      I didnt like the vest either. But, I really dontt care about her seeing the young guy and I have a son in his twenties too. The guy is not a child and its not predatory at all, pretty obvious that guy wanted to get laid. Kids grow up and become sexually active and are no longer our babies.

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      • Tanya says

        March 18, 2015 at 2:17 pm

        @janet No, he’s not a child but he is someone’s child. LVP’s response when she found out he knew her son was totally appropriate. I tell you what, if a guy my age wanted to date my 20+yo daughter, he’d catch it from me and her father…trust + believe. Did anyone see the commercial where three women were having lunch, and checking out the sexiness of a young guy jogging? And when he comes closer he realizes one of the women is his friend’s mom…and they are mortified. Classic.

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        • tamaratattles says

          March 18, 2015 at 11:10 pm

          Tanya, no one was dating. They were fucking. In Amsterdam. Vacation sex rules are pretty non-existent. Especially when you travel Europe alone. Allegedly.

          In fact, I think I need to book a flight somewhere. I think my mood would be greatly improved if I spread some diplomatic good will to some foreigners. Or even some Yankees… 🙂 ​

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          • shay says

            March 18, 2015 at 11:26 pm

            TT: I wouldn’t have sex with a stranger in Amsterdam or Vegas (such a high number of good looking prostitutes). I recommend Madrid.. or if you don’t have a good nose, Rome or Greece.

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            • tamaratattles says

              March 19, 2015 at 1:31 am

              ​Oh I love a smelly Greek.

              IJS…

              But I have a SHIT TON of Skymiles..and there is a direct flight to St. Croix…

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          • Tanya says

            March 18, 2015 at 11:28 pm

            @Tamara Well you go on Stella 🙂 But whether dating or banging, the same rule applies for my daughter or son (if I had one).

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            • tamaratattles says

              March 19, 2015 at 1:32 am

              I’m pretty sure in the real world, mama’s don’t get to make the fucking rules for their adult kids.

              And my groove has only recently been lost. For most of my life, my groove has been just fine. :)​

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      • janet says

        March 19, 2015 at 1:39 am

        Everyone is someone’s child. Lisa is married to a much older man, when she was that guys age. But thats ok? That guy wanted sex, would it be different if he screwed a girl his own age or a prostitute ? 23 is not a child. Sorry its not. You raise your child and you give guidance but then they call the shots. I tried to teach my son to respect women and not take advantage or demean them, or not consider their feelings or their heart.

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        • Tanya says

          March 19, 2015 at 10:35 am

          @janet To each her own…it’s easy to hypothesize…but I’d be willing to bet that if your 20-23 year old son was dating/banging your 45yo divorcee neighbor from across the street or his history teacher from high school you might not feel the same way…IMHO 🙂

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          • tamaratattles says

            March 19, 2015 at 8:22 pm

            ​Maybe not, but the boy’s Dad would feel pretty great about it.

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    • T D says

      March 19, 2015 at 8:48 pm

      Fred Flintstone cast off perhaps.

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  35. Tanya says

    March 18, 2015 at 11:26 am

    So glad this season is almost over…I don’t look forward to the Kim + Kyle saga at all. Unfortunately it is a real glimpse into life with a family member who is an addict. Life is never even keel, you appreciate the good days because inevitably the bad ones will be comin back soon enough. I just can’t with BG anymore….so inappropriate, so trashy. I’m surprised Yo didn’t raise an eyebrow about her 23 year old/friend of Max…Yo’s son is not much younger. LOVE Kyle’s new home…omg that is how you do life in Cali.

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  36. Angel(?) says

    March 18, 2015 at 11:58 am

    And now it’s out in the open . . . Kim is jealous of Kyle’s life. Kim should have the multiple homes, fabulous car, and luxury vacations. She was a star and married men with wealthy families. It’s not fair! Well Kim that’s life learn to cope with it without drugs, alcohol, and projection. I’m also tired of Kim and her “good mother” comments. You were an alcoholic for at least half your children’s life. Since I’m ranting…wtf Bravo? Why in the world do I want to watch Adrienne hawk another product? I didn’t like it when she was a cast member. Damn Adrienne, you’re friggin’ rich! Either show yourself building or directing a legitimate business or charity work! Put together a fabulous event to raise money for someone other than yourself!

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    • Anastasia_Beave says

      March 18, 2015 at 2:02 pm

      Adrienne cannot handle Paul’s success on Botched. Her suddenly being back on our tv screens is not a coincidence. She is the WORST. Adrienne, Camille and Taylor were fired for a reason. Andy needs to let it go.

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      • Tanya says

        March 18, 2015 at 2:11 pm

        @Anastasia You are so right! Andy asked them if anyone thought about coming back..and of course…Taylor chimed in on her availability…ugh! The upside is..she lives in Colorado most of the time. She needs to stay there…

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  37. Bonton32 says

    March 18, 2015 at 12:00 pm

    Tamara, No need to watch this twisted show anymore — I just read your blog and the comments and die laughing! You are truly hilarious!

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  38. Paula says

    March 18, 2015 at 12:35 pm

    There were rumors last year that Kim was going to be kicked off show (she’s boring) and that Kyle stated she would leave also if they (bravo) kicked her off, soo… you can see the drama Kim has caused, just to stay relevant. Also, Brandi spending time with 21 year old was really yucky.

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    • spk says

      March 18, 2015 at 1:44 pm

      If that rumor was / is true, then it would totally make sense if Kyle made a stand that she and Kim are a package deal on RH’s. Can you imagine the litany of bitching and complaints that would be directed at Kyle if she “allowed” Kim to be let go?! No longer would it be “you stole my house” it would now be “you took food out of my kids mouths.”

      I think the way Kyle reacted to Kim mentioning the house issue last night speaks VOLUMES. Kyle’s head whipped around so fast and she agreed immediately to discuss it, on camera. It was her one shot to reclaim some ground after the major hit she took for screaming at Kim in the limo on season one. Kyle finally got the chance to address the topic w/o bringing it up herself. You could see Kim fold when Kyle busted her on her memory being faulty re: the escrow.

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    • addie2u says

      March 19, 2015 at 5:20 pm

      If there’s any truth to the allegations that Kyle & Mauricio used to give Kim an allowance, can’t blame Kyle for wanting Kim to stay on the show – it’s saving them money. It’d be interesting to know who’s idea it was to sign onto the show in the 1st place. Was it Kim’s because she wanted to stand on her own 2 feet (& she brought Kyle along) or was it Kyle who said ‘Kim, here’s a way for you to make your own money / be independent. Either way it was clearly a bad idea for them both to appear together but then again maybe it was a strategic move to get the “truth” out there (whether it be Kim’s or Kyle’s) or it’s all deep rooted competition. Time to lay down – I’m dizzy! ☺

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  39. mdc says

    March 18, 2015 at 12:48 pm

    My take on the Richard’s sister’s house situation… Kim feels like she “supported” her family with her childhood acting, maybe even paying for part of the family’s house. The mom left the sisters a mortgaged property. Kim could not make the mortgage payments. Once it was sold, the “owed” or missed mortgage amount not paid by Kim was deducted from her share. She is left thinking, WTH, I “paid” for the house.

    Then of course there was the “fight” on who should be paid the commission for the sale of the home…

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    • MariAnne says

      March 18, 2015 at 2:17 pm

      I think it’s bullshit that Kathy would have taken anything from the sale (if, in fact, she did), seeing as she’s married to a multi-millionaire. If she didn’t – nevermind.

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      • tamaratattles says

        March 18, 2015 at 11:06 pm

        ​When the inheritance is divided among three siblings. That is what the parents wishes were. You do not get to be pissed because one sibling rich and another is poor. That is not how life works. You are just thankful for the blessings of having an inheritance and proud of your siblings successes.

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      • janet says

        March 19, 2015 at 11:24 am

        Ive never known of someone not taking their inheritence because they had too much money.

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  40. MariAnne says

    March 18, 2015 at 2:31 pm

    Any explanation as to why Kim didn’t drive to Palm Springs with Kyle?

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    • oghousewife says

      March 18, 2015 at 2:41 pm

      And why did Kim need a driver? Kyle drove herself yet Kim had car service take her. I wonder if Bravo paid for that to keep her off the road behind the wheel.

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      • swizzle says

        March 18, 2015 at 4:22 pm

        Hey, if someone offers to give me a car service, I’m taking that every time.

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    • tamaratattles says

      March 18, 2015 at 11:11 pm

      ​Five hours in a limo with a mini bar?

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  41. spk says

    March 18, 2015 at 2:43 pm

    It made me laugh when Kim and Adrienne were sitting together and Adrienne kept looking down at the table before she’d speak. It was as if she had a talking-points cheat-sheet in front of her, reminding her what to ask Kim.

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    • janet says

      March 19, 2015 at 1:55 am

      And notice how Kim gave herself the good edit. She didnt say what she threatened Lisa R with, that she would expose something scandalous about Harry and ther home life. Hmm she was smart enough to leave that out, so she could get sympathy.

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  42. beth says

    March 18, 2015 at 6:02 pm

    Just read Brandi’s blog and she is a straight up C U Next Tuesday (& I never curse). She needs to stay out of those sister’s business…smh

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    • oghousewife says

      March 18, 2015 at 7:05 pm

      Brandi’s blog this week is probably the most vile and hatred out of all the franchise…..ever. she is filled with pure hate.

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      • Karen Nagle says

        March 18, 2015 at 7:38 pm

        Funny, I just posted about Brandi’s blog right behind you. I didn’t think it was possible to dislike her anymore than I do after watching her this season, that is until I read this week’s blog. I kept wondering if Brandi wrote this herself or was it a ghost writer????

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        • tamaratattles says

          March 18, 2015 at 8:24 pm

          http://s17948.p858.sites.pressdns.com/2015/03/18/brandi-glanville-seems-stuck-in-2009/

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      • tamaratattles says

        March 19, 2015 at 12:27 am

        ​See, I purple penned it early because everyone was telling me about it. I didn’t see it as much worse than usual.

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  43. Karen Nagle says

    March 18, 2015 at 7:26 pm

    I couldn’t help but notice that Brandi really seems to be buckling under self induced pressure while watching her cry to Yolanda last night about all the perceived unfair wrongs she has had to endure from the other ladies. I wondered if it was a case of her being on the edge of really losing it or if it was a case of a bit of “pre-gaming” for her 24 karat facial….
    Then I read her Bravo blog. Is this a case of ghost writing or was this mess written by Brandi?? It is so disjointed and sounds so frenetic, filled with a mixture of finger pointing, pity me, run on sentences, punctuation mishaps, and garbly-goop on/off her meds mess. It made my head hurt reading it…

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  44. Debs says

    March 18, 2015 at 10:16 pm

    I just watched this episode. In Amsterdam, when Brandy was talking about going to dinner with the boy toy instead of dinner with the girls, she said something like “why should I spend an evening with five menopause mamas…” Five? Is she including her good friend Yolanda in that bunch? Or her best friend Kim?

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  45. EvilBitchDaughter says

    March 18, 2015 at 11:58 pm

    Kim Richards is a licensed realtor and works full time at Hilton & Hyland. She is lying when she says she was bamboozled on their mom’s house. I’ve met Kim, she showed me a house once in Bel Air and she smelled of cigarettes and liquor.

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    • Katherine says

      March 19, 2015 at 1:52 am

      Fascinating. Cigarettes and liquor. Explains a lot, especially the withered looks.

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    • Tanya says

      March 19, 2015 at 10:45 am

      @EBD That’s interesting, but how long ago was that? Her image on the show does not convey successful realtor at all.

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    • addie2u says

      March 19, 2015 at 5:31 pm

      If Kim is a licensed realtor she clearly understood the transaction re the mother’s house. But then again “she smelled of cigarettes & liquor” speaks volumes.☺

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  46. Amanda says

    March 19, 2015 at 12:13 am

    All these comments, and no one has mentioned Gigi. Interesting… 😉

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    • tamaratattles says

      March 19, 2015 at 1:41 am

      People have sent me shit. But I’ve been busy with you know having a meltdown and shit. I still haven’t seen the video.

      I’m not surprised. ​

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    • Nessi McMahon says

      March 19, 2015 at 1:05 pm

      I just watched video of Gigi! Omg!

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      • tamaratattles says

        March 19, 2015 at 8:29 pm

        ​Nessi Can you email me a link please at tamaratattles at gmail? Thanks.

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  47. Terese says

    March 19, 2015 at 11:12 am

    I can’t believe no one has called Lisa R out on her vicious behaviour . Lisa V says to yolanda ‘ do you have another friend that throws wine in people’s faces or slaps them’. Well, Lisa R wanted to scratch the fuck out of Kim’s neck. But pulled back. Then wentbf for the kill with the wine throwing. Pulling Kim’s arms down and it getting right in there. Lucky she has good eye/hand control, cause she would of glassed her. And then, smashed the glass, with force at eye level. I’m very curios to see someone else push Lisa R’s buttons.

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    • tamaratattles says

      March 19, 2015 at 8:24 pm

      Therese were you smoking some angel dust while watching RHOBH? Because that is so not what happened. ​

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      • Terese says

        March 20, 2015 at 5:07 am

        Haha. I save the angle dust for Atlanta cause who wants to keep up with who’s calling who a whore.
        Maybe we get the uncut version of rhobh here cause that’s the way it look to me. ‘She lost her marbles’.

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  48. addie2u says

    March 19, 2015 at 5:49 pm

    According to Yolanda – “Brandi’s creating sore open wounds w/everyone” (or is she sharing her open sores & wounds with everyone)! ๏̯͡๏

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    • Jaded says

      March 19, 2015 at 6:00 pm

      Both.

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