The Real airs in Atlanta after Wendy Williams and lots of times I am busy working on blog stuff and forget to start watching something decent on the DVR. Today was one of those days. Kyle Richards is on the show today, and I am going to see if she says anything other than “things are not good with my sister right now.” I like Kyle more than most of you guys, and yet I continue to stuggle to find a logical explanation for her current media tour to let us all know that she and Kim are estranged. I guess this crapfest is filmed on the west coast and their lack of guests meshes well with Kyle’s desire to be on TV as much as humanly possible.
First of all, Kyle is not in her usual hippie chick, which I love and I think would have been appropriate for this show. For some reason she is dressed like a middle school principle in an LBD and oversized Pepto Bismal flavored suit jacket. Why? Okay I just now saw it from the front and it looks fine but the first view I had was hitting pause with one hand while typing with the other to stop the show until I could get to it to recap.
Kyle says Brandi is a hot mess. Kyle says Brandi is out to get her. She has always known to keep her distance from her. She tried to get to know her better and there is a fun side of Brandi but, she just knew that her day would come when she would turn on me because she does that.
They ask about the deal with Kim and Brandi. Kyle says that for some reason she was more concerned with convincing Kim that she was a bad sister rather than just being a good friend to her. Kyle says that Brandi was taking advantage of her sister to create a storyline for herself.
They ask about the fight between Kim and Kyle at the gay mixer, or at least that is the focus of Kyle’s answer when they ask about the drama between the two sisters. Kyle says when you are watching a reality show you are going to catch some real life moments between sisters. Kyle says things are not great now. She says that things got even worse after Amsterdamn… AND THEN THERE WAS A BIG FUCKING EDIT! And we pick up with one of the idiots talking about the upcoming reunion.
Kyle says it was the most intense reunion they have ever had. She says they were sitting like this for ten hours! Of crying, threatening, screaming…. Kyle says she didn’t leave her bed for two days afterward. It was awful. She said it was a reunion hangover. She could not believe what had happened. She says she doesn’t think many people felt good afterward.
They play a show clip where Kyle is crying (shocker) about the situation with Kim. The girls ask what it will take to be okay. She says she doesn’t know… maybe time. Maybe a little therapy.
They play a dumb game.
You and Kim and Eileen all rob a bank but later one of them rats you out and sets you up to take the blame. Which one would do that? Kim, if she is mad at me, she may do that. Kyle says this game is going to get her killed.
Lisa Rinna and Eileen are up for the same role as you? Who did it? Lisa or Eileen? Kyle picks Brandi (against the rules) saying that Brandi has a history of tire slashing (Eddie’s tires) so it would be her.
You throw a charity event and one of the ladies checks bounces. Is it Lisa Vanderpump or Yolanda? Kyle puts Yolanda up (heh… she doesn’t seem to be liquidating assets) But Tamar tells her Yo has too much money for that and she should put Brandi back up there!) Saved by Tamar.
You invite Brandi and Kim over to reconcile. You step out for just a second. When you come back, you find that all the wine bottles have been taken. Who did it? Brandi.
You wake up to find that the blogs are going crazy with some lies about you! Who called the press Lisa Vanderpump (mmmhmmm) or Brandi? Brandi. Kyle says that Brandi is after her right now. Brandi has never liked her. Even when they were getting along she just pretended.
God this show is awful.